Absinthe Dixon (Maleficent)

Weight: 145

Apparent Age: 45

Archetype: Hermetic Magi: Circle Unknown

Preferred Weapon: Katana

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Bio: Well we spoke a little about Maleficent during the article on the Warlock, well it is only fitting that we continue to speak about the sorceress known as Maleficent. This hermetic is a true terror, and as wicked as they come, she has been around far longer then she physically appears though this seems to be an ongoing pattern with these casters that have been recently emerging from the shadows. Though Maleficent is one that is not a recent discovery as she has been quite active throughout the ages, though she has managed to keep herself somewhat of the radar but again that is not saying much here. As with her husband this caster is not playing with a full deck and can be quite unpredictable, she is as cold as ice and has zero conscience left within her ageless body. So trying to get a true read on her abilities is going to be tricky as she like her husband tends to stay secluded in the wilds, and only emerge when either their home is being threatened or she need to come into the city for a eye of newt, legs of a frog, or the heart of a child. I am being serious here, this women is not right in the head and she is willing to do whatever is needed to be done to further her or her husbands agenda.

          Maleficent is far more visible then her nervous and paranoid husband but this is not saying much here, as she is a total wild card and her actions are unknown to many within the shadows. This might be a good thing since Maleficent is not a hermetic that those in the sixth world are trying to separate themselves from the actions of this witch. Like I had reported prior under the Warlock, she is off her rocker and doesn’t play well with others Maleficent is a caster that is willing to do anything to further her agenda and she is willing to sacrifice anyone to get ahead in this world. The only man that is safe from her plotting is her beloved husband and again I even wonder how the two of them manage to stay together after all these years, since they are complete opposites. I can only assume that in there insanity, they balance each other and act as a stabilizing agent; keeping each other in check and keeping her wickedness from turning into pure evil and keeping his frightful nature from causing a catastrophic event from being unleashed.

          Though when it comes to Maleficent she is a highly skilled caster, master enchanter and complete whiz when it comes to alchemy and hexes. This witch is truly the one you will see stirring a cauldron and preparing wicked looking potions that will actually work, and casting curses that will send many to an early grave. The only saving grace when it comes to Maleficent is that she is so insane that she is easily distracted and this might not allow for her defeat in battle, but it can by someone time to escape her wrath. Or it could spare someone a very nasty hex being placed on them, though that will only last till she refocuses or speaks to her husband. He is so absent minded that he will remind her of who is supposed to be hexed and then forget what he was doing. These two are a perfect union and balance each other, so it is really hard to report on the actions of Maleficent without looking into the actions of her husband the Warlock. Though the one truly scary part of this union is that they have the ability to polymorph people into various creatures against their will and this is not a temporary transformation. If you thought I was joking earlier when I said that the Warlock might turn you into a frog and then she will boil you for dinner, I wasn’t joking and I am damn serious about this. I wouldn’t believe it either if I hadn’t seen it with my very eyes, the last time the happy couple was in Seattle some poop gang member tried to steal the purse of Maleficent and her husband without a second thought snapped his fingers and well “ribet ribet” went the little thief. Maleficent then stepped on the frog grinding her heal into the squashed body saying “Now look what you made me do, you little thief.” she then turned to her husband saying that she had frog on her shoe. He quickly responded with “Well off the shoe store then, cant have you having frog guts on your shoe.” They then kissed and continued walking down the street. I was left horrified, I didn’t know if I should call the police or have myself committed though the latter would probably happened if I tried to explain what I had just saw.

           This is what I am talking about people, she is not right in the head and is not afraid to use her magic for the betterment of her life, and is willing to take a life without a second thought. She is also one that can be seen flying around on a broom, and sometimes a vacuum cleaner or hell with just the wings that she has concealed under her jacket. Yes Maleficent has wings or can manifest them when she needs to, there is allot about her that is not known and is only now being brought to light. Though when it comes to were the happy couple stands in the war, well that is a long shot as they have basically staid out of the conflict and keep to themselves in the wastes and ruins of Seattle. Though one can bet if one side upsets this union they will become a target for their wrath and this is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. I can almost assume that the UCAS might be the one that will upset Maleficent and by proxy anger the Warlock, do to there enforcing the Treaty of Denver and since the Warlocks Emerald Laboratory is not quite a secret and they are performing experiments and in possession of many items deemed illegal by Article 16 of the Treaty of Denver. Though this has yet to become an issue, only time will tell what will happen.

           So in conclusion when it comes to Maleficent and her beloved husband the Warlock, I will leave it off with this. They are a perfect union and the the truest form of the yin yang we have ever seen. She is wicked but has a soft spot for her husband and this also makes her very dangerous cause as he will cross the line to protect her, she always crosses the line and will do anything to protect her Warlock. So to endanger her mate, will end with allot of explosions and people turning into frogs or worse as Maleficent is quite skilled in the ancient archaic arts like the Warlock and is as well a highly skilled adept. She has proven that er skills with the sword are epic in nature, and that she holds no love loss for the elven breed. Why well I have no idea, none really, it’s Maleficent and she is a few cards short of a full deck so I guess she really doesn’t need a reason. So do yourself a favour and just keep a very long distance between you and Maleficent and never, what ever you do never threaten her or her husband unless you want you last minutes on earth to be spent as a frog.

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