Arnold “Not My Fault” Malone (Schoolmaster)

Membership: Cajun Mafia/US Elite

Race: Human

Height: 5’5

Weight: 150

Apparent Age: 55

Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown

Preferred Weapon: CSA Sabre

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Bio: His name is Arnold Malone and one of the most despicable bastards of this clan of Cajuns besides his brother Shelby. Arnold is the Governor of all of the Bayou state and serves the as the Confederate General and representative for Louisiana. Though he never sent a state senator to Richmond and only kept his brother and their pawn within the UCAS Senate even though there tax dollars would go to Richmond if they even paid taxes and thats another story unto itself. Also even though the Bayou state officially holds elections every four years, neither Governor Malone, Senator Malone or Mayor Malone have ever lost a election and they seem to always carry favour from year to year and no politician’s popularity rating ever stays stagnant or rises slowly throughout their careers.

We know from the discovery of Sid Malone and Rudolph Malone’s story that this family of original Cajuns are the masters of manipulation and rigging elections and doctoring the results…maybe the Krieghoffs and Jamestowns could learn a thing or two from the Cajun Clan. The Malone’s want you to believe that they only control one maybe two cities within the Bayou State and they have everyone’s best interests at heart and as for Father Michael Malone I can believe it seeing that Cajun is nothing like his brothers and is truly beloved and outspoken.

The other Cajuns minus Edgar who abandoned his family ties and took citizenship in England and serves as the chief executioner further separating himself from his bastard brothers actually own the entire state and much of the regions without the Bayou Lands. They have direct influence within Florida and Texas and not to mention strong political and military allegiances with the Caribbean League so much so they are known as the Voodoo capital of the South. These crayfish eating scum suckers use a veil of manipulation to keep the populace quelled into submission and even stabbed their own Confederate President in the back by playing loyal subjects.

When in reality Governor Malone was slithering in the swamps and working deals with Wilhuff Palpatine and twisting the minds of Governor Wesley Taffer of Florida to join them in total abandon and rebellion. Now I am not opposed to the destruction of the Confederate South but I would want to see those bastards in charge swing for the evils they have done, not further profit from it. As for Arnold he had everyone fooled and that means everyone except for Wilhuff Palpatine, Thomas Kissinger, and Barney Pilgrim who would know that the Cajuns where preparing something big and it would be only a matter of time and nobody could miss it…..seem familiar to STAGE 5.

Why the leader of the Crystal Dragons would be i the loop is a oddity but I can assume that it’s do to southern pride, his hatred for the Black Dragon Clan that runs rampant within the Bayou State and Arnold needing those innocent souls purged from the earth. They claim to be pro meta, magic, gay rights, equality and religious freedom but in reality they are simply raciest bastards in hiding as they hunt the elves within the Bayou State and those that are not illegally detained by the Cajun Police Force are taken out to the bayous and turned into gator food.

There is a reason multiple Meta Human Civil Rights groups warn elven citizens and tourists to avoid Louisiana, as that state has the lowest elven population next to Washington State and King Count. The Cajuns are very proactive in their genocidal eradication of our elven friends and yet they hide that hatred within plain sight and nobody ever questions why the population of elven citizens keeps dropping from census to census. Arnold and the other Cajuns have pushed the KKK out of their state and that I can say is a good thing , though in reality I would rather have the obvious threat than the subtle one.

On the surface Arnold looks like a solid southern gentleman always remarking “It’s Not My Fault” when something goes awry in his beloved Louisiana and this catch phrase has become so well known they market it on shirts, ties, mugs, mouse pads, pins, there is even a grease truck that has the “Not My Fault” sandwich. Citizens sit with baited breath waiting to hear their governor speak those three little words in his deep creel accent. This is so popular I assume thats where Bilbo gets it from, seems that Arnold’s catch phrase has spread outside of the bayou state and is now infecting the UCAS.

Whats even more disturbing as well is that Arnold now a outlaw of the south is still able to govern his state from afar and from within the Waterways Military Compound he video calls and conducts press conferences all the while knowing he is a wanted man for his treasonous acts against the Confederates. Though for Arnold Malone their is more to his story than a career of political corruption, election rigging, murder, theft and treason….yes thats allot but he is a Cajun and this is just the very tip of the iceberg that is the Cajun Mafia and Arnold Malone.

For more information we need to delve deeper into his twisted past and learn a little about the final Cajun within the service of Chancellor Palpatine and why Arnold was so important to this STAGE 5 and why a simple politician would be of great interest to a legendary spy. Arnold like his brothers Sid, Rudolph and Shelby are all subjects of the Federal Immortality Project and have all served within the US Military and worked within the US Military Intelligence divisions and each and everyone of the four of them fought within the fated battle of the Sentinels and has become one of those true terrors to behold in combat.

Arnold like his brothers have all been trained and outfitted by the Horseman and all have a signature Cavalry Sabre that can slice a diamond in half with ease. The diamond coating used by corporations, militarises, and runners alike is no match for the sharpness of their blades and this has been witnesses as the Cajuns cut through everything with ease and no one can stand toe to toe with them in battle. Swords fail to block and armour is useless as they cut through it like a hot knife through butter. They are all highly adept deckers and can manipulate the system like it’s their bitch and can update themselves with a few clicks of a keyboard, this part is down right nerve racking.

No it’s the fact the Arnold before he was a politician was a school teacher and eventually would be a principal…hence his handle the Schoolmaster. He would not work within the Bayou State but the Emerald City and within Lynnwood…though nailing down an exact year is impossible and I blame Slicer or Dump Shock for that. He would be within the high school that young Maximilian Yates would attend growing up and become his direct adviser and protector.

Arnold would have such an impact on the young Yates that he would become a close family friend and even be invited to his Bar Mitzvah. The Malones would become intertwined with the Yates to a very scary point where not only was Rudolph, Sid and Shelby involved it would also include Arnold and to what extent where they grooming this young man and for what reason. Was it for government service, work inside the Presidents Men, work inside the Cajun Mafia or to become a deep cover member of the Horseman…all that is unsure.

Even when Max would walk away from Ben Palpatine and Rudolph Malone during his college days the Malones would keep an eye on him and help this pupil through his life from the shadows. Seeing the direct connection between Max and Arnold we can now see the influence of Arnold’s catch phrase…cause old people like to repeat themselves and they are stuck in the past. Arnold would as well work within the Bayou State before becoming the Governor where he would meet cyber terrorist Lord Arthur Swanson Edison and the two wold form a bond both being masters of robotics and mathematics….though the connection between Edison and the Cajuns ends there.

Than one day Arnold would hang up his teachers hat and run for public office and with Sid’s help we have Governor Arnold Malone and with the current decree placed in by President Edward Davis that all confederate governors would be regional generals of the states confederate military power. This would be the beginning of the end for the confederate forces within the Bayou State as Arnold would gain their favour and turn them into the 501st Bayou Legion and have them swearing allegiance to him and not to the Confederate President.

The Bayou 501st would be outfitted with the best equipment that underworld money could buy and the best training that the Cajuns could muster and eventually they would have a state military that would be the gem of the south. Yet never once would the 501st be used to defend anything other than Louisiana, Florida, and the Caribbean they would even have the gall to request aid from President Davis during the Invasion (30/12/74-02/01/75) and then get upset when no aid would be sent…works both ways you Cajun bastards.

The failure of the CAS to send aid and the execution of many of his most loyal legionaries would be enough of an excuse for Governor Malone to jump ship and convince his state and the 501st to stay true to the Bayou State and trust he has their best interests at heart. His southern pride might be real but his hatred for the Union and Old World Blues was false and that has been proven with the exposing of Sid, Rudolph and Shelby.

Once given a chance he was able to turn his 501st against the Confederate forces within his state and turn the Bayou State into a UCAS stronghold deep within the state and allow for fear to corrupt Taffer and the others that boarder his state to follow suit. His plan seemed to work in spades as Taffer fearful of the President would deepen his alliance with the 501st commander and never question anything.

This man is full of legend and mystery but we can assume that he has been working secretly for ages helping implant the needed viruses and spyware into the southern systems and sending Sid Malone out to Richmond to infest their systems on behalf of Wilhuff Palpatine and why people trust the Palpatines, the Horseman and the Cajuns is a mystery unto itself.

What they have been working on is a deep guarded secret that our contacts where trying to uncover before they went silent….I hope nothing happened to them it has been a few days. Though they discovered that the Cajuns Schoolmaster, Dump Shock, Slicer and Gentleman are what seems to be called the Cajun Cavalry and the Riders of the Storm not to be confused with the Stormriders; seems we do have another four horseman situation here and this one is just as terrifying as the events of the invasion and the formation of the US Elite would send the Cajun Cavalry straight to the Waterways Military Compound and straight back to the Horseman.

I do wish that things where more black and white with these runners like we have scene in the past most are very transparent and their motives are easy to determine, though with the Cajun Cavalry it’s just as confusing as the Horseman and not to mention why are these two power houses converging within Seattle and focusing on Bilbo, Biscuit, Peaches and City. Are they trying to build a third Horseman situation, are they building the ultimate squad that can bring the fight directly to the legal government……this is all unclear but is very nerve racking.

Reports indicate that Bilbo, City and Peaches have been spending an absorbent amount of time with the Horseman and I Corp and especially bothersome Wilhuff Palpatine and Dover Barton the two masterminds. Well I guess only time will explain to us whats going on but it seems that time is not on our side as STAGE 5 and World War 3 already have us on a deadline and the Cajun Cavalry’s plan has yet to be unleashed and whatever that is can’t be good now knowing they are fully trained Southern Horseman and we already know that Wilhuff and company are a serious threat to any legal government and with the two squads working together and in unison nothing good can come from this.

Wait my terminal is receiving an update…..I thought I turned off updates……whats Black Death Update and why is it moving so quickly……trying to cancel but my system seems to not be responding…………..LIFE SUPPORT FAILURE…………………….