Apparent Age: 70+
Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Good Fucking God!!)
Preferred Weapon: Scorpion Twisted Dagger
Bio: All Hail Captain Gunner the man behind the Outlaws Five and the reason Mayor was able to cease control of the beef trade in the old american west. This man has been at the side of the Gunners since they controlled Surrey England where Brian worked as the towns constable and was always at the side of Adolf Gunner. This man would bring anyone into custody that was deemed guilty of a crime, though this was a different time and Adolf was the man that would pass the orders off to his dearest and closest friend Brian Kindler; this man made certain that any threat to Adolf was dealt with swiftly and with a quick drop, planted evidence, fake witnesses, openly lying, and forging records; anything that would allow for his friend to remain in power and keep the Gunners and Kindlers wealthy.
Captain Gunner would stand with his friend when they were exiled from England and continue his work here in the colonies where they would aid the colonists in the fight against the king and crown. Though this is speculation but consider who gave us this information I can believe it, still blows my mind that people can live that long. Kindler as he also goes by is nothing more than an alias as he is Adolf’s brother and they have been lying for generations and defrauded England before the exile, He still goes by Brian Kindler today though I felt it proper to give him his proper surname in hopes that this will expose more of the deep family connections in the rebellion.
Cortex as they call him today has been a real thorn in the side of the decent people of this country for years and he continued to aid his brother/friend under the guise of being a non relative here during the rise of the Outlaws Five/Surrey Gang and kept the law officers afraid through rumours, wives tales and legends about the Mayor and the Sons Three. If any law enforcement officer would get a itchy trigger finger or desire to slap them in irons….well they would receive a lead bullet in the head for their trouble from Cortex and burial on boot hill. This man would help grow the legend of the Outlaws Five and drive them into being the greatest gang to ever ride the plains. As a sworn marshal he would be able to travel with the Outlaws Five from town to town and help establish them as the legends they would grow to become.
He would keep an open ear to the streets and within the tavern as to who and when the people would grow tired of the desperadoes presence and quickly end it himself or bring it to attention of Mayor who would by than be established as the political and financial head of the town. Once a mutiny would be discovered they would make quick work of everyone in the town and leave it burning as a steady reminder to the legend of the Surrey Gang or Outlaws Five; they liked that no one ever truly knew that this gang was bigger than just five men and keeping the likes of Mayor, Kindler, Desperado, Captain, Talon, and Handler a closely guarded secret….yes this gang was bigger than we ever knew or learned in US history class. This gang would travel through the old west as kings of the range and live a life free from the law thanks to Brian Kindler who as a member of the Outlaws Five would wave his marshals badge around to give hope to the people that someone was willing to bring down these killers.
Now not all of them came from England though the number is small Talon, Desperado are it; these outlaws joined up with the Surreys in the early days and stuck by their side ever since. Ever wonder why Talon and Desperado would join the Mariners with ease well you can thank Oliver McKeen seeing he knew they were skilled gunfighters and already hardened killers by the days of the Next Generation of 2055. Though it would be Kindler that would lay the ground work to allow for this gang to cease control through out America, with his office as marshal and his abilty to phane ignorance to his involvement with the Surreys he would end being trusted by the people….well that would end up being a fatal mistake seeing this gang cared little for leaving anyone alive.
Brian Kindler would have contest on how many people the boys could kill and he would give them a silver dollar for each dozen poor souls they sent to an early grave. He would as well put people on their knees before him and have them beg for their very life only to ignore their pleas and pull the trigger. Killing for Kindler was easy and something he would never loose a blink of sleep from, to him it was as easy as making a pot of coffee, the other thing this bastard would do would be finding an innocent shut in or someone that the town disliked and blame him for the recent murders; even providing witness testimony at trial and making sure he and Mayor would be there for the hanging as he would normally be the man to pull the lever with an evil smirk on his face as he ended an innocent man’s life. Reports indicate that he simply loved the sound of hearing someones neck break and this love would follow him straight to today. As he has judicially hanged thousands through the modern era and continues his passion today.
He is not a good man, he is pure evil and someone that has abused his position for generations and won’t stop till he is put in the ground….and from what I hear from my contacts good luck on that one. If our contacts actually had balls they would have alerted us about Brian Kindler before we posted the Worlds Deadliest as Cortex is tied with his brother as the worlds deadliest killer. He is a Grand Master Kingsman, Grand Master Presidents Men, Father of Armageddon, 401st Veteran, Defender of Surrey during the Inishmore Invasion of 2018, Top Bounty Hunter, Sentinel, Rough Rider and Post Office Agent so yes this man is the real deal. He trains with Franklin Quinn and spares with Set and Rags on a regular basis so his skills with the blade are just as good as his skills with the gun. His own nephews call him a god among men and Jamie has tried to become as good as his Father and Uncle and still falls short.
This man was involved in all the major conflicts since the Revolution War and lived to tell the tale and doesn’t seem to be slowing down one bit. They called him the Jackal during the days of the Outlaws Five and even though Donald Greenspan aka the Jackal is within the Fathers of Armageddon, reports indicate he will dump that handle if Kindler wants it back out of respect to a true killer and hero…..his words not mine, I added “Killer”. The Gunslinger Adept can trace their professions roots back to the brothers of the gun Adolf and Brian, as well their disciples the Outlaws Five. This man has aided his brother for generations and has gotten rich in the process, as they killed their way across the plains and stole cattle and killed land owners, Kindler would than abuse his authority and doctor and forge documents that showed the land barren was guilty of murder allowing him to cease the land and then before open auction he would simply sell it to his brother for a silver dollar; this as well would include silver mines, gold mines, and oil fields not to mention the many open lands they own that house the very water we drink underneath inside Texas.
Kindler is still very found of the native american tribes and just like his kin they would align themselves with the tribes for protection in exchange for food, water, supplies and aid against the white man. You ever wonder how General Custer would end up getting ambushed or Geronimo being able to take down the settlers….well here is your answer, the Outlaws Five, fully trusted and embedded with the natives so much so they would learn their languages, traditions and practices. They would marry their women and have offspring, creating a new generation of killers for us to deal with, some say that the native magic was what protected them during those days and granted immortality though I tend to believe it came from the magics of the druids in England and these bastards have been around far longer than we are allowed to know.
Once the days of the roving outlaw was gone and they would end up city bound Kindler being a US Marshal would come in handy as he could still travel throughout the country and protect the gang and keep the legend alive. He would help Adolf slip away into a political life and keep tabs on his brother, he would assist the others as well and was never to far behind to clean up the mess when Creed would get over zealous or Chelcie would need to see a brain splattered on the street, Uncle Kindler would swoop in to make sure the boys would be ignored and forgotten. Once the nation became civilised the need for the gang to vanish would fall on the hands of Uncle Brian and he would simply frame an innocent patsy to take the fall for Creed, Chelcie and Jamie. Allowing him to gain joy from hearing yet another neck break at the end of a rope.
After World War One Uncle Brian would have the nation forgetting about the Outlaws Five and focused on the legends of Billy the Kid, Jessie James and the James Gang, Buffalo Bill and others. The closest the boys came to getting caught was when Uncle Brian was over in Europe fighting in the trenches of the Great War against the Germans; though Captain, Talon and Desperado would swoop in to fix the mess and keep the boys out of prison while the problem solver was off playing soldier boy in war. By the War to End All Wars in the 40’s the boys had tamed and their need for blood spilling was mostly sedated and the problem solver would be able to focus on his own life and as well be able to play soldier boy once more and storm the beaches of Normandy with his new friends Wesley Reid, Michael Sharpe, Archie Luna, Franklin Quinn and Lesley Bunker.
After the war Brian would establish himself as a police officer and eventually become the sheriff of Dallas County Texas and lay down roots near his brothers empire so he could keep tabs on the growth of their vast enterprise and reap the benefits of being a Texas land baron, While Adolf was focused on Phoenix and running that town and eventually becoming the Governor of Arizona under the assumed name of Johnathan Churchill as a cover for his deep Surrey accent. The brothers would command the South West and eventually most of the country with their iron grip on the oil, beef and water trade; political contacts everywhere and the Jamestowns controlling the underworld the stage was set for the Gunner brothers to become the kings of America.
Brian would as well fight in Korea and Vietnam where he would become friends with Thomas Kissinger, Doctor David, Harold Eastman, Brady Krieghoff, Tudor Yates, Wilhuff Palpatine, Erza Roper and Ralph Rivers; this kinship has continued till today with these men and as well the friends he made during the Great War and The War to End All Wars where he would befriend Oakley Doyle and Rusty Rutherford. Kindler was making friends and contacts throughout the ages and it seems these immortals stick together like glue. Kindler would raise a family or two through his days in the simple life of a sheriff and american patriot. His eldest son from his second wife Ronald Kindler would go on to be a doctor, a veteran of the War for Texas and take up the mantle of being a runner inside Seattle known as the Greeter. Other children are unknown but assumed to be in hiding and well protected by the Outlaws Five, Jamestowns and Post Office even our contacts have no information on them.
Brian would continue his legacy of playing soldier boy throughout the years and would end up being wounded during the Battle for Texas bad enough that his time with the Texas Elite would come to an end. Though he would still remain on their reserve list and if something can slow Kindler down it hasn’t been discovered yet, his legitimate military career would end with the 401st in 2017 when his parachute would fail to open and he would crash into the earth on his reserve shoot and break his legs and need medical treatment…why they fixed up this bastard dumbfounds me, but I guess they didn’t know he was the Jackal of legend.
Once his military and law enforcement career would come to an end Brian would focus on his political career, he would start off within his beloved Texas working his way into the state legislator to aid Jamie in keeping the Star out of Texas, eventually leaving Texas and taking over within Oklahoma for a stint as Governor until the 67th needed men and officers, they were willing to look past Brian’s legs and his chlorine and agent orange syndrome from both Texas and Surrey. General Hakett would accept Kindler solely on the recommendation from Adolf Gunner, Gerry Dobbs and Franklin Quinn; Brian would be once again in his element gun at his side and rifle in his hands, he would be able to storm a city that was to blame for the Treaty of Denver, Civil War of 2020 and the Texas Invasion of 2019 ….yes this busted up and wounded old man managed to stave of destroyed legs and chemical damage not to mention other war injuries from Surrey in 2018 to fight in both Texas in 2019 and the Civil war from 2020 to 2025 all the while remotely voting on the floor of the State House.
By the War of Denver he was a nearly broken man but he kept his head held high and stormed the city with the rest of them, war and killing is all Brian knows and it’s what he loves. So if he was to die he would rather perish in battle than behind a desk and he nearly died in Denver in 2033 when he would be shot numerous times, he arm twisted, wrist and hand shattered and elbow broken; his legs would fail him as the pins and screws holding them together would snap under the heavy fighting and his ankles would shatter causing him to need to be pulled out by Klopeck. Sadly Brian Gunner would survive and recover from his injuries, he would retire from the 67th and return to politics all the while working as a rebel on the side.
Texas restoring the gallows would send Brian back to his beloved state and keeping tabs on his son Ronald not to mention the Surreys who where once again back at it killing and striking terror into the hearts of the people. Creed can only be sedated for so long before he simply needs to kill, Chelcie had created a ruckus and Jamie was playing it cool in politics but killing on the side. So Uncle Brian to the rescue and the problem solver was back at work cleaning up his nephews mess and making sure the law stayed focused on false suspects. Brian would once again done the uniform and return to his role as sheriff of Dallas County and eventually thanks to his friendship with Doc Anderson he would become a Texas Ranger and thus allowing him access tho any and all crime scenes throughout Texas and the surrounding states.
Brian would remain a Ranger for some time till he would become an Assistant Director CAS Marshal under his war buddy Rusty Rutherford. This would allow him even more access to protecting the boys and as well bringing down the enemies of the CAS and the Patriots, where he would as well serve as Rough Rider thanks to Quinn introducing the grumpy old gunfighter to Archibald Kingsbury. Over the years Brian would eventually tire of the south and Texas and move to Seattle though he would do so to keep an eye on his fellow Outlaws Five brother Lewis DiCane’s great nephew Anthony DiCane. Knowing young Anthony was heading into police work directed to Seattle by the Malone brothers and Jamie. He would be needed in Seattle anyways to keep tabs on Tudors son Maximilian as well as his own who had already moved to Seattle a few years prior, the Emerald City was about to receive new police officer and one that would gladly look the other way in exchange for a few silver dollars.
Now we know that the Gunners are connected to the Yates and this explains why Uncle Brian would be watching over Tudors boy and Tony is another bullet point seeing he was groomed for law enforcement through his father and directed to Seattle by the Malones and Gunners. Brian felt that since Anthony DiCane had a conscience he needed to be watched like a hawk to make certain some stones left un-turned, the Outlaws Five could not allow for a cop to grow to curious into their work and with Tony’s moral compass not being broken like his fathers Brian either needed to shatter it or guide Tony’s cases in the right direction away from the hornets nest that would either bring down Mayor, The Real Jackal, Director, Beast and The Boys; not to mention the network of friendships and contacts within Seattle if Anthony actually figured out how deep the corruption ran in his own family….Ya I am speaking bout you Unsung, Pallbearer, Desperado, Lost, Aeon, and Gunfighter, not to mention the Davis and Holt families.
Well that brings us to today Kindler the Problem Solver has been hiding deep in Seattle wearing the uniform and killing in the name of street justice keeping a low profile and protecting those connected to him and his family empire for quite some time. I checked SPD records and Brian Kindler is still listed as a captain and never rose beyond that rank. He has served throughout the city in the many districts and is now inside District One though officially he is listed as the captain in command of Hell’s Kitchin and overseeing Alphabet City…seems like his old friends are still at work protecting Uncle Brian and keeping this corrupt cop out of jail and seeing he is a master of reverse forensics, not much help is needed, they do call him the “Problem Solver’ for a reason according to reports he worked alongside Elmer Krieghoff aka Proxy and taught that expert everything he knows.
My spies inside SPD have stated that Brian has been keeping an eye on someone new as of late, the cities number one suspect for the Waterside Massacre and Assassination of Ambassador Laquatus. US Elite, Harbinger and Tribe rookie member Taylor Greenspan. My curiosity got the better of me as Brian Gunner doesn’t just watch or protect anyone and why would he watch this rookie runner and US Elite cadet. I reached out to my contacts hoping they would have some insight into the reason behind the Problem Solver watching Greenspan and I know it’s not do to his surname of Greenspan as he is not keeping tabs on Thirteen.
According to my contacts the reason is simple and one they wanted me to keep to myself, though this is so juicy I need to report this and let the world know. The reason Cortex is watching Peaches is do to him being family, Brian is his great uncle and Peaches is the bastard grandson of his brother Adolf Gunner. Seems that Adolf knocked up a Marvin Yates’s daughter and their daughter would be Peaches mother….told you it was juicy. The idiot Peaches is related to Max, Andrew, Tudor, Marvin, Adolf, Brian, Jamie, Creed, Chelcie, Arthur, Oliver, Wolf, Tommy and Oliver jr. This explains allot about why he simply slaughtered all those innocents in Waterside this evening his DNA is evil and he is a natural born killer; murder is in his blood and this family plot goes even deeper than we know.
My contacts also told me that the Malones, and Palpatines are as well deeply connected in this twisted family line like to the point that Wilhuff is Max’s Great Grandfather, Alva is is Grandfather and Ben is his Great Uncle. This means that Peaches is related to half the recorded list of the top twenty deadliest and it’s actually eleven seeing that Kindler should be listed directly next to his brother and we learned about him late. Peaches is related by blood to Eleven of the Worlds Deadliest Killers and many of the Worlds Most Wanted; as I said prior his DNA is evil and he is simply a mindless killer. I am glad he screwed up now before Brian “The Problem Solver Kindler – Gunner finds him and makes this entire situation go away; the justice system needs to hang Taylor Greenspan now before he murders any more innocent souls in cold blood for the simple enjoyment. Well I guess Uncle Brian owes Taylor three silver dollars for the thirty lives he snuffed out with credit towards his forth coin…..its okay Kindler you own multiple silver mines and can easily pay the blood price, I am exposing you now so you ca’t openly save your nephew from the gallows and maybe hearing his neck snap will bring a smile to your evil and smug face as you finally failed to protect someone; this is one problem even the “Problem Solver” can’t fix.
The True Demure