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Grifter “IRS” Antilles (Smuggler)

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Membership: Horsemen

Race: Human

Height: 5’6

Weight: 200

Apparent Age:60+

Archetype: Cybered Pilot Adept: Circle (Good Fucking God!!!!!)

Preferred Weapon: Cavalry Sabre

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Bio: Now seriously who the hell is this one….Grifter well thats a very unique first name, must be an alias or he would have been tortured growing up by the other kids. Also looks like good old Grifter needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and doughnuts, though i the world of the rebellion age and size is meaningless as it seems you can be under four feet tall, over seventy and still move like someone in their twenties and proper height. Okay what do we know about Grifter or “Smuggler” as he is better known, well we know that this man is a true top ace pilot and one of the best blockade runners of the rebellion; he is on the same level or above the Confederate smuggler Buddy and thats actually saying allot.

Grifter here takes to the sky and once airborne he is untouchable, even the best pilots in the rebellion can’t keep up with this maniac and the stunts he pulls. Smuggler here once outran multiple UCAS fighter planes piloted by Top Gun certified pilots and forced their planes into a death spiral straight into the Rocky Mountains before taking his plane into an upward vertical lift…..seriously straight up before pulling some airshow quality tricks and gunning down the rest of the fighter squadron of the Grey Sharks. I have heard of tales of him in the sky alongside Ace and Mechanic during the Battle for Seattle and out flying both those lunatics, this man has buried countless UCAS pilots and cost the government billions in damages and lost aircraft.

I have reports here from the UCAS Navy stating that the Grifter single handedly sunk two count them two Naval aircraft carriers and multiple battle ships with his heavily modified fighter plane…..this plane is reported to be equipped with DAOD level or higher cannons and missile launchers. He as well has some how figured out how to use his magical nature to aid in his flying skills turning the plane into a direct extension of himself….seriously I know a rigger becomes one with their vehicle but he basically is bonded with his aircraft.

This pilot works for the rebellion and serves as their direct dispenser of contraband and troops from location to location, though once he drops of the supplies Grifter will stick around for some fun and blast the UCAS troops and equipment on the ground for fun….seriously fun! His skills are off the chart and whats worse is he is not just beyond an ace pilot any vehicle he gets in turns into a weapon of war and shows skills that are beyond that of a legend. He is able to get these vehicles to do things that go against the law of physics and no one I mean no one can catch the Smuggler and many have died trying.

Now if you think for one second that he is a one trick pony….well your dead wrong, the Grifter is just as lethal out of his vehicle as he is in it. He wields weapons similar to Bail Canterbury and shows combat prowess on the levels of Alva Palpatine with the “Fuck You” attitude of Shelby Malone. This man is the entire package wrapped up in a very small angry ball of rage, he is like a rabid wolverine and a true apex predator that simply enjoys killing for the sake of killing. He seems to have two sets of plasma wolvers that he simply cuts through flesh and bone let alone steel and concrete, his pistol blasts through bank vaults and bullet proof glass with ease and makes military grade armour look like tin foil and wields an energy whip that freezes targets in their tracks….he removed an entire squad of DAOD Ronin with a few flicks of his wrist. He fights with the same styling of Bail Canterbury and others of the Horseman and Cavalry so his bare hands are just as lethal as his wolvers and he has hundreds of other lethal little gadgets all over his body. Consider Grifter to always be armed and dangerous seeing even a cotton ball is deadly in his hands, we always thought that Panama of the Deaths Hand was the true master of weaponry but reports indicate that even Panama ran from Grifter after having his arm twisted in reverse in a single strike from the Smuggler.

This mans records show he served in the US Army during the Vietnam Conflict, was part of the 401st till he retired after injury and than worked with the 67th Storm Riders and eventually teamed up with the 501st to function as their General in charge of the Air Force. He works within the Brotherhood as a pilot and aids the Patriots in their many conflicts throughout the UCAS, he joined up with the Outlaws Five after marrying Chelcie Gunners daughter and hence got himself connected with the Jamestowns as their go to man for smuggling missions. He works deeply with the Horsemen and Cavalry not to mention the London Dungeon and Post Office that are always in the need of a man of his skill and pedigree. Though no one has ever scene Grifter Antilles in professional dress and I thought that is was a requirement for those agencies according to Agent Orange.

Grifter is a one man wrecking machine and yes he is a wrecker…or Presidents Men agent and we know they require a suit and tie for all agents besides Sabretooth, so I guess Grifter is immune as well. This man walks this planet with an ego of superiority and for damned good reason, he has bested every challenge including sending both Devil and Solomon to the infirmary and nearly killing Victor Salazar. Grifter busted our hero James O’Brian’s nose and jaw live on camera and simply dared Urban Strike One and the Military Guards to engage….seriously he walked up to the podium cold clocked James and than punked out anyone that dared to make a move towards him, he walked away laughing and vanished back into the crowd.

He always seems to simply show up when needed and vanish before he can be thanked or arrested and one time he just walked into the ATF building in the Federal District killed everyone on his way to the evidence locker, than walked towards an agents computer on another floor daring the guards and agents to try to stop him. Approached the desk grabbed the agent by the back of the neck pushed him back down into his chair and pancaked his face through his desk then simply started hacking and overriding the computer while taunting everyone around him. He managed to override the system, burn multiple government deckers and walk out of the building untouched, everyone was afraid to approach this armed terrorist and yet they couldn’t figure out why…just that they knew he was serious and would kill them all before they blinked.

Once outside Grifter ignited his sabre and walked through a hail of gunfire from the police and FBI blocking each and everyone of their shots including pointing at the snipers and killing them with a simple glare and eyebrow raise. He told the Chief in charge to step aside and he would be borrowing his car and when the chief tried to have Grifter arrested, he slaughtered the officers and grabbed the chief by his throat and chocked him out tossed the body aside and just took the car. The law enforcement agents where in horror and shock as to the blatant violence and disregard for the law shown by Grifter that they lowered their weapons and let the little man drive away; it is reported that he rode away flipping them the bird.

Seriously people this man is a true lethal liability and has zero fear nor care for anyone that is not part of the rebellion, when he appears their is always bloodshed and he will normally make whomever is in charge look like a fool before he simply removes the air from their lungs with his crushing iron grip again simply daring and taunting anyone to stop him. He assassinated the Chairman of the United Nations that way in 2043 when he entered the meeting room live on TV and walked straight to the chairman while he was giving his address grabbed his throat with his finger tips and brought that noble man to his knees gasping and chocking before his eyes rolled back and he collapsed. Grifter than rummaged through his pockets, went to the terminal did some flashy typing and uploaded an image of a hand flipping the bird. <Image Loaded below>

He than just walked away with the stolen goods and an entire world in shock as to the blatancy and vulgarity of the attack, this is the type of man the rebels support and sponsor. This is the exact type of man that will be patrolling the nation come inauguration day and people wonder why we in the UCAS worry about their sudden take over and how they have everyone fooled. The Smuggler is just and example of the horrors that lurk within the rebellion and especially within their most elite orders of the Horsemen, Cavalry, Rogue One, Outlaws Five, Kingsman, Presidents Men and Sentinels; and these orders are the ones training or are directly involved with the US Elite so beware. They as well call Grifter IRS seeing that he is the tax man and he is coming to collect whats owed in a pound of flesh or just your own existence, he seems to like the terror inducing choke-hold and how it shows his dominance over his opponent.

He always seems to simply dare and taunt his opponents to attack him and most times they simply watch in terror as he snuffs the life out of their commander, executive, or boss with no emotional change in his eyes just two soulless portals of death like looking into the abyss itself. Everyone is simply frozen in terror as he squeezes the air out of his target, he jokes and dares people to try to save the person who is suffering a very slow, terrifying and painful death. I can report on hundreds or more of these style assassinations performed by this rebel but the most disturbing one was when he walked onto the senate floor in 2060, grabbed the senator from Colorado by the throat and squeezed the life out of him all the while Minority Leader Arlen McCain kept speaking about his proposal and didn’t seem to give a damn that a fellow colleague was being murdered only feet from him.

Now we understand why seeing Arlen McCain is actually Bail Canterbury and the boss of Grifter, even the capital police would not move against the Smuggler and simply allowed this killer to walk out of the chamber, smile at the camera and flip off those watching as he exited the building raising his fist into the air and flipped everyone off a he walked out. Again this man is just one of the many negative influences within the rebellion and how and why do the people support these assholes.

Also according to my contacts the only reason Salazar survived the choke hold was do to Grifter being ran through by Legion, Grifter tossed the nearly dead Salazar to the ground and focused his rage on Legion and if it wasn’t for Devil Yates using teleportation magic the three would have died on that day. Salazar still has blackened dead skin where Grifter grabbed him, again he is willing to do this to our savours what is he willing to do to the innocent souls in the elite that upset this man. The Smuggler is a serious problem and needs to be dealt with, though I fear……………………………………………………….Life Signs Failed.

Bail “Bothan” Canterbury (Spacer)

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Membership: Ghost Squad (Rogue One)

Race: Human

Height: 5’7

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 60+

Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle  (Don’t even dare to attempt to confront…..the grim reaper is less lethal)

Preferred Weapon: Cavalry Sabre

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Bio: Well who do we have here….Bail Canterbury the prodigal son of Elmer Canterbury, the lone survivor of Canterbury Palpatine line. This child was swept away into secrecy like Wilhuffs son Ben Palpatine and kept within the dark recesses of the CIA for ages, hidden away under a number of assumed names and occupations to keep this Horsemen safe from the long arm of the law. Well Bail seems like our contacts figured out about you and your twisted family connections after all, guess all those years of living within the shadows was worthless as you are now on the radar of our order.

Bail here is another of the masters of the spy game trained by his father, father in law and brother in law seeing according to birth records he is older than Ben Palpatine though I don’t trust any records regarding the birth order of any of the Horsemen’s children. Seeing that Ben and Bail where both sheltered off and protected their true ages are unknown and seeing that we just learned about Abbot Malone only a few hours ago, Spacer here is yet another enigma and someone that needs to be watched and studied carefully.

What we do know about Bail here is that he is a deep cover spy and leader of an order of the government known as Ghost Squad or code named Rogue One. If your like me that second name doesn’t sound all that good and also….seriously a secret order within the CIA , Homeland and NSA what the hell people like they really needed a secret sub order. Bail heads this order and not only heads the order he recruits those worthy to be members, trains and deploys these rogues into the free world to cause havoc on behalf of his elders. This man hides in direct sight and has been within the public eye numerous times, though not one soul would have ever known Bail here is a horsemen and deep cover agent…well Bail your now exposed and I hope that this gets you killed or at least arrested.

Now I have stated before he was a deep within the shadow network and relatively unknown and thats true, till now we only knew him as Senator Arlen McCain of Louisiana yup the southern states second senator is yet another member of the Cavalry and Horsemen surprised…..I’m not, that state needs to be bombed off the map as it seems to keep producing spies, assassins and rebels. He is part of the New Orleans 501st and this is where the Ghost Squad hails and works out of. Rogue One crawls out of the Bayou and is nothing more than trash….well everyone else in America considers anyone from Louisiana to be Bayou Trash, there words not mine. So it’s only fitting that the elder son of the man called simply “Asshole” would reside within the toilet of the nation.

Bail might be thought of as a simple US Senator and one fighting the good fight on our behalf, but this man is a career politician and rebel leader, he serves the 501st, and every major spy network on the planet. He works directly with the Jamestowns in Richmond and aids the king of rebels Archibald Kingsbury in his tyrannical conquest of America. Bail being the eldest son of Elmer Canterbury is as well connected through blood to the Yates family, Meisner Family, Malones and Gunners not to mention direct family connections to the Schwartz’s. The empire has been truly discovered and it’s not the people we once thought, nope it’s these families that have been manipulating the rebellion and trying to restore this nation to a true monarchy with the Jamestowns being the royal family and the rest serving within the noble court.

Bail here might have fooled everyone into believing he was simply Arlen McCain and nothing more, well not anymore Bail you are now exposed as the killer you truly are. This man has been trained by the best in the world and is nothing to shack a stick at, seeing he seems to use some rare form of martial arts and wield weapons of science fiction. He is just another lightsaber wielding asshole of the Presidents Men, and cavalry sabre wielding fuck so beware, though those weapons pale in comparison to the electro whip that he has concealed within his cyber hand …one touch and your frozen solid, yup it’s freezes on touch; where the fuck did he get that!!!

His sidearm fires blue plasma I think, and takes down Ronin like their made out of clay and don’t even get me started about the pen light he keeps in his breast pocket….spoiler alert it’s not  flash light, actually no light is cast; though blood pours out from wherever he points that damned thing. Another dangerous aspect of this fuck is he doesn’t give a damn who sees his weapons; on the Senate floor, press conferences, balls, media events you name it their is that large fucking side arm, and sabre for the world to see and challenge his authority. Bail is just like his cousin Shelby Malone in that aspect, simply a show of power and no one seems to dare call this man’s bluff….well anyone connected deeply to the Jamestowns and Wilhuff Palpatine is basically immune to scrutiny I guess.

Now if the above mentioned weapons aren’t bad enough this fuck has a few other nasty little secrets that he uses and abuses within the political arena, the first is his mouth this man can talk for days without tiring and when it comes to filibustering no one and I mean no one can outlast Bail, he has caused sessions to simply carry on till the other side simply caves in do to exhaustion. The other is his ability to warp minds to his will with a simple wave of his finger, though never forget about the vibro dagger he keeps under his suit coat as well….this is one US Senator that doesn’t need any security, he is a one man army himself.

This man took down multiple terrorist threats when the chamber was assaulted in a well planned and orchestrated attack alone. Seriously he took down a small army of terrorists trying to remove key members of the Freedom Party himself…..now I may be against the Freedom Party but I am against attacking our legally elected officials especially within the Capital Building, if you want to assassinate them do it when they are at home or at their home state offices. No this man clipped his microphone to his suit jacket, kept giving his speech to delay a vote and went on the attack, within ten minutes he had every terrorist dead and was back on the floor before the Capital Police arrived on scene….seriously how did we not see that this man was a trained assassin.

Bail or Spacer and seriously the rebels need to come up with better code names for their people…Spacer well he was on the Space Control Board as the Chairman and still sits on the Board of Directors for NASA so Spacer at least makes some sense I guess. Though he as well sits on the Armed Services Committee with Rudolph Malone and has made damned certain that the US Elite gets all the funding it needs. Though as a politician his life as Arlen McCain is an open book sort of, though as a runner of the shadows not so much his man works in the grey area of the law and manages to maintain that balance with his operations never quite crossing the line and never quite outing himself in the process…..no it took two pissed off elder dragons, a pissed of gnome and Legion, to put the pieces of this puzzle together. Even General O’Brian trusted this scumbag enough to appoint him chair of the Space Control Board and according to my contacts he helped double cross O’Brian and handed his location directly to Investigator Donald Gray and we all know what happened next.

Now when it comes to the Ghost Squad or Rogue One whichever you prefer, this man commands that unit and deploys them all around the nation. Rogue One is a highly trained unit of the 501st and one that has removed key targets for the rebellion on a number of occasions and Bail wears his 501st pin proudly on his lapel when he is not in uniform, he found a legal loophole to allow him to serve as commander and senator and that is simply he is a reserve member of the 501st yet Louisiana has activated the 501st over fifty years ago and hasn’t receded the order…..hence legal loophole that this Horsemen jumped through. The roster of the Ghost Squad is mostly unknown though we know a few of the members; Silencer, Rabbi, Frostbite, Scimitar and Doberman all work within Rogue One and well if thats just the ones my contacts know about I am seriously terrified of the others.

Reports indicate that Shelby Malone has handed the file of US Elite cadet Taylor Greenspan over to his cousin Bail Canterbury for consideration into the Ghost Squad and they have been grooming Max and Tony for this extreme unit for ages as well. Another scary factor is the Ghost Squad is directly connected to the 401st, Kingsman, and Crystal Dragons…..this doesn’t mean they are members though I assume Turtle, Gargoyle and Checkmate are all part of that secret order; seeing their extreme prowess and deep connections to the order known as Schindler’s Ark….yes the Ghost Squad is as well part of that problem, still have no idea what the Ark is and if it has my contacts worried I should be worried seeing their dragons.

Also seeing Bail has a unique martial styling or more than one unique style he would have caught the eye of the martial master Gargoyle and if Thomas Kissinger knows the styles of Bail than we are all screwed….seriously screwed! Also if Bail knows what Gargoyle knows well we are truly fucked seeing this man has bladed weapons that we can’t see the blade and has more than mastered them. The deep connections between these masters s unnerving and yet explains a hell of allot, seeing Turtle and Checkmate are both legendary swordsman and Gargoyle a legend of the blade and hand to hand with Bail being a legend of everything there has to be some cross training going on and seeing that the Kingsman, 401st and Crystal Dragons are about as secret with their styles and teachings as the Ghost Squad is one must say this Ark is the deep connection and that brings in the Railroad and so the deep web of conspiracies gets all tangled up and misdirection becomes the norm just like they like it.

This man commands these people and is part of this Ark with the Crystal Dragons, Railroad and Wilhuff Palpatine not to mention Sharknado (Thanks Bilbo for the Team name). What this Ark does is unknown but it must not be good if it involves Wilhuff Palpatine and Bail Canterbury, they employ the master assassins in the Railroad and as well can deploy the murderous Crystal Dragons at  whim so basically this means that Bail here is one of the most dangerous men on the planet and besides his own legendary skill he has legends on speed dial and one of witch is the FUCKING RABBI!!!!

So in conclusion………………………………………………………..Found you, Warrant Issued on the True Demure.

 

Dr. Abbot Malone (Warrant)

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Membership: Unknown

Race: Human

Height: 5’5

Weight: 160

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Simply Kill Yourself….Save him the time!!)

Preferred Weapon: Jamestown Stormrider Hellfire Series Classic (modified)

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Bio: Dr. Malone the man simply called Warrant on the streets and known through out the underworld as the harbinger of death, this man is a killer of those deemed unworthy of life. He is sent to alert people that they have outlived their usefulness and have hit their exportation date. Warrant is a bit of an enigma through the criminal world yet everyone has heard of the ghost stories and legends and they all fear him….for there is no reasoning with Warrant, no paying him off and no surviving him. When unleashed he has only one goal and that to send another to a nameless grave due haste.

He is so feared that many will simply kill themselves to save him the bullet, this man is so successful that just the mere mention of him can send people into panic attacks and to commit suicide in hopes to stain his reputation. Reality check people Warrant doesn’t care how you die, just that you die…..killing yourself is exactly what he wants and saving him a bullet simply speeds up another’s death. This man has one job and thats murder for hire…PERIOD!! He is a killer and nothing more, he is not a cleaner, eraser, problem solver or hitman….no he is the period at the end of a sentence and he is a serious threat and ties up loose ends all neat and tight.

Warrant works for the Jamestowns though he is not solely employed by them, and that should worry everyone reading this….this killer is connected to many of the worlds premier agencies. Warrant is within the Post Office, Kingsman, Presidents Men, Bounty Hunters, Brotherhood, Steel Legion, London Dungeon, Outlaws Five, Horsemen, Cajun Cavalry,Cajun Mafia, Rough Riders, Harbour Masters and the Texas Elite……HE IS A LOUISIANIAN and they let him in the Texas Elite, let that sink in for a minute. He is a Malone brother and one that has been kept secret till now, Abbot is the twin brother of Shelby Malone….though I don’t see it, the Bayou and hard living must have taken it’s toll on Abbot.

This means that this monster is family to the Brothers Grimm, Palpatines and Gunners and yet till today he was basically unknown to everyone….well sort off, seeing his reputation was known and his family knew him. He lives within the shadows of the bayou and comes crawling out to remove a life and drag their soul to hell, he is so feared that even my dragon contacts worry about mentioning him will invoke the ire of the Malones…..not to mention Warrant.

Abbot is not all shadows and enigmas, he has a traceable past that can be found throughout the military and spy world, he served with the 401st from 2001 to 2007, 82nd from 1930 to 1985, 67th from 2020 to 2033, Worked in the CIA from 2010 to 2020 and British Intelligence from 2040 to 2055 after 2055 his public record vanishes and prior to 1930 it becomes hard to locate intact records….though we have military records for the US Army from 1901 to 1930 though only his deployment to Europe during the Great War is readable.

Someone with such a long service record should be easy to track and locate and you would be right if this wasn’t a Horsemen and Cavalry member, they have eradicated most of the known information about Abbot from the record books and he has removed anyone that would blab. His own brothers in the 401st, 82nd and 67th won’t say a word about him out of respect, but none military members well they talk and well Abbot simply removes their tongue before they get a chance to cash in on the little secrets they harbour.

We can assume that he left these orders do to injury and accident seeing thats how everyone leaves the 401st and 67th, and seeing he was in the CIA during the Inishmore Invasion of 2018 one can simply assume he was in England or Wales helping fight against the Inishmore where he would be blown to hell, gassed, stabbed, broken and beaten like all the other babies of that conflict. Though those babies protect this one and till now he remained hidden and forgotten, well Warrant my contacts remember you and have brought you to the attention of the True Demure.

I can’t do this anymore, I can’t hold my tongue and pretend to be a false reporter, I need to bring you the facts and known information about this child and problem……………………………………………………….WARRANT SERVED!!

Chelcie Court (Lobbyist)

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Membership: Unknown

Race: Human

Height: 5’9

Weight: 190

Apparent Age: 70

Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Assume the Worst and Keep Guessing)

Preferred Weapon: Jamestown Classic Stormrider Special (modified)

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Bio: It is time to talk about another Jamestown lackey and they call him the Lobbyist, this man is another of their political manipulators that spends most of his day within the Federal District making sure our elected officials fully understand that the Jamestowns are always watching. He walks through the capital building in his suit, shit eating grin and Jamestown iron on his hip, this pistol is not concealed and blatantly displayed on his hip within it’s holster….simply daring law enforcement to stop him. Within the capital congressman call that pistol the “Deal Maker” and when they see Chelcie coming a sense of dread overcomes all, seeing this man walks with confidence and  sense of purpose. This purpose is to alter and change negotiations and deals laid forth by our lawmakers, he is the man with the final say….if the Jamestowns agree with the sitting bill than Chelcie simply walks by and raises his index and middle finger bends the rest in on his right hand smirks and salutes the lawmaker….if he is there for other reasons than he simply walks into the office for a chat. I have heard he even has the gall to put his arm over there shoulder and personally guide them back into their office for a “Chat”.

Chelcie is so feared within the capital that many hide in their offices and hire extra security to safely guide them from the floor to their offices, though reports indicate that when this tactic is tried they are simply met with a displeased Lobbyist awaiting them in their secured office. This man is the power behind the capital and all elected officials understand they must play by his rules or suffer the dire consequences. Chelcie is a dangerous man in a five thousand credit suit, his phone is far more lethal than his “Deal Maker” but don’t be fooled his iron has taken more than a handful of lives throughout the years. Rumours are if you upset this man, you are not long for this world and he will make certain that death is swift and they never find the body.

Why he is allowed to walk freely and openly with his Jamestown Classic for all to see is simple, he is a licensed Bounty Hunter and Federal Marshal…..conflict of interests much. This man has the power to take life and with a simple phone call he can have anyone tagged as a fugitive marked for death, yes my readers Chelcie Court has that kind of authority granted to him by both Ichabod Oliver and Oliver McKeen and to make matters worse this well dressed killer has just joined the US Elite to teach negotiations and interrogation tactics to the cadets….like the Jamestowns ever negotiate, more like threats and promises.

Don’t think for a minute that the Lobbyists is all talk in that suit either, his ass can back up any check his mouth writes. This man is a veteran of both the 67th and 401st as well the 82nd so be very cautious when dealing with Chelcie, he is a skilled marksman, trained in the hip draw and fire and very talented in the Jamestown combat styling of curving bullets. The “Deal Maker” has modified internal silencer and reports indicate that even if you are feet from it you can’t hear the damn thing going off. Scary part is since he is a trained Jamestown Assassin he can be walking out of an office, hip fire in front of him, curve the shot and remove the target behind him….so again his man is not to be taken lightly, he is a Jamestown professional and one they are very proud of.

Chelcie here has spent his career working within the capital building and getting to know the politicians of both the United States and United Canadian States of America; the only exception being during his time within the 67th and 401st. He served in the 401st from 2001 to 2005 leaving do to injury and the 67th from 2028 to 2033 when he would leave after the Battle of Denver, though he might have been out of the office for a duration during these tours of duty this doesn’t mean he wasn’t running things from behind the scenes.

Dwight Schwartz (Giggles)

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Membership: 67th Stormriders/Jamestowns

Race: Human

Height: 5’6

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 70

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle (Suicide is Easier!!)

Preferred Weapon: Stormrider Lucifer’s Thunder Classic 6.66 magnum (modified)

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Bio: Okay yet another dynasty discovered the Schwartz family has one of their youngsters within the shadows and this one is not that young….just look at that this elderly child. This is the eldest child of Albert Schwartz and you can bet your bottom dollar this son is a real chip off the old block. Dwight here is an old timer like his old man and uncle, he served in the US Army and fought in Korea and Vietnam with his father who we learned was a veteran of the two World Wars as well. Seems like these immorality bastards just love conflicts and the Schwartz family turned war into a family affair.

Giggles here would earn his moniker from his father and his inability to hold a straight face when in the face of danger….no not his uncle. Dwight would hail from Detroit like his father and this is where he would remain till he was elected Governor of Michigan and would move into the Governors Mansion in Lansing Michigan in 2060 where he would remain as the elected Governor long beyond his term do to calling Martial Law within his state during the fall of 2068 right after the War Cats attacked Detroit under the command of Colonel Roy Gunderson. Governor Schwartz would never resend his order of Martial Law and thus allowing him to remain as acting governor till the fighting had subsided.

Now the War Cats would never yield and continue to fight and terrorise Detroit under the direct command of their founder Albert Schwartz….coincidence I think not. This man would continue to delay aid to the UCAS forces and deny the call for the National Guard to be deployed. He would cut funding to the Usurpers and disband the state legislator seeing that under martial law they were not needed any longer and according to Governor Schwartz they were nothing more than bloated bureaucrats that had lost touch and where beyond corrupt. Well Governor you are the issue no the legally elected officials that where trying to aid their state and their people in a time of war, You are a corrupt official that has served alongside your father and uncle for far to long and as a Storm Rider, 401st and War Cat not to forget your ties to the Bounty Hunters Guild…..you sir are the problem and have kept the great war machine going in Michigan for far to long.

So I will dial it back a bit and let you know a little about Giggles past and why he should never have been elected governor, besides the fact he had zero political experience….I smell the Jamestowns and Outlaws Five here. He would demolish his opponent in the general election and swoop into the Governors Mansion with ease and once in he would never leave. Okay back to Dwight’s past, he joined the US Army just after the Second World War and would get that blasted injection that has cursed us with the immortals that have all joined the rebellion in some fashion, he would be deployed to Korea and serve from late 1950 till 1953 when he would return home from the Forgotten War a wounded soldier and simply do to luck he would be able to continue his active service.

He was an infantryman and would continue this career path throughout his military days, It wouldn’t be till after Vietnam that he would receive his commission as Captain in 1975 and join the 82nd Airborne and eventually the Army Rangers. He would enter sniper school in 1980 and be given command of a squad in 1983 till he would have a accident in 1991 during Operation Desert Storm that wold retire this bastard. He would suffer multiple broken bones and injured back during a parachuting accident that would end his military career and retire him at the rank of Lt. Colonel and send him into the public sector where he would go to work for his father running one of there many stores in Detroit.

As a solider I have no issues with what Dwight has done and he deserves the respect due being a veteran and serving the nation from 1950 to 1991 surviving many conflicts and sacrificing his own body so we can live free. He would be awarded multiple purple hearts, bronze stars, silver and gold stars as well as some of the nations and armies highest accolades for his dedicated service. Though once a civilian the real issue would begin.

He would seem to be one of the good guys, just running a general goods store in Detroit and helping the people, he would go to church, sit on the board of education and run his sons Scout troop. On the outside Giggles would seem to be a model citizen and a perfect role model for his children. With his father and uncle being established within Detroit Dwight would simply be able to hang onto the coattails of his elders and ride the storm they were brewing. Dwight would be taken under the wing of Alva Palpatine in 1995 and join the 401st after it’s inception in the winter of 2001.

Now in the early days the 401st were thought of as the hero’s of freedom and the scourge of terrorists and drug lords, well how we would be deceived. Even though he was discharged from the Army do to injury in 1991 he would be cleared for active service into the 401st alongside his father and many of their friends. The 401st was a very popular division for the older man, and those deemed unworthy of general military service….mostly do to age, tattooing, occupation, medical conditions and political affiliation. The NATO 401st wanted and needed every swinging dick and since they didn’t allow women to partake in the combat actions, it really was an outdated and sexist regime. Though nobody seemed to care as the female soldiers would prefer the regular military over the 401st, now some would actually serve in the 401st off the record and others on the record in non combat divisions, this is something to discuss at another point.

Dwight would last in the 401st till 2018 when he would be retired after taking a direct hit to his shoulder that would destroy his rotator cuff and once again retire this old solider. Though one could say he was lucky as if he hadn’t been in medical recovery he would have been at their last stand and perished with thousands of others at the Irish Sea. After retirement he would once again return to his fathers shop and now all hell was starting to brew in Detroit and with the Great Tragedy of 2018 in full swing and the native forces pounding Michigan from the west it would only be a matter of time before another resistance would be formed and yet another military force that would be in need of warriors. This would be the 67th Storm Riders that would be in formation by Albert Schwartz, Sherman Finesilver, Adolf Gunner, Martin Hakett and Franklin Quinn all friends and family of Dwight, the Storm Riders would extend an invitation to the young Schwartz and Giggles would gladly accept the responsibility of taking up command once again.

Inside the 67th Storm Riders young Schwartz would once again excel and he would storm across the landscape like a man possessed and restore order to many troubled cities ad towns, he would deliver the crushing blow numerous times to the uprising natives and push them out of the newly formed UCAS territories and even aid the south in its resistance against the Treaty of Denver 2018. The Storm Riders would make a name for themselves through their entire run and everywhere these mercenaries would ride the people stood behind them, knowing that the 67th was simply trying to help and restore order. Though what the people didn’t know is that this order was actually fighting for Old World Blues and could care nothing for the United Canadian American States.

They had a hidden agenda and that would be to storm the citadel within Denver and drive there boot into the throat of the New America. They knew that Denver was the heart and soul of the UCAS and the Treaty of Denver and with it’s destruction and capture they could force the New American Government onto it’s knees and strike the fatal blow needed to the UCAS and restore Old World Blues once more. This was all going to plan and city by city and state by state the Storm Riders where gaining momentum beloved by the people and hated by the UCAS was their calling card the Riders of the Storm would reap the whirlwind and send countless to an early grave.

They would met their end on December 24th 2033 when they would storm Denver on a snowy Christmas Eve in hopes to limit civilian casualties seeing many would be within church or at home, they would strike at nightfall and the Storm Riders would almost be successful on that sleepy Christmas Eve in 33′. They attacked when the UCAS would assume that another Christian agency would be unwilling to shed blood…mistake. The 67th knew that the UCAS would not be expecting an attack on the night before the savoir’s birthday and they new that by catching them in celebration they could get the element of surprise.

The Storm Riders attacked from four different directions…a tactic refereed to as the “Four Horseman of the Apocalypse” they would as well air drop thousands into the city province and come 2000 hours the war for Denver would begin. Now I will not go into to much detail about this engagement as again this is not the place for a history lesson, though I can say this they should have been victories as tactically they had the number, they had the drive and they had superior firepower. The 67th attacked from all directions and landed directly into the city without a single shot being fired, by the time the UCAS and the other nations would engage it should have been all over but the crying. Even the Denver Guard would simply fight against the UCAS and other nations. This is something that is not well known, Commander Oakley Doyle ordered the Guard to hold the city and clear the path for the 67th.

Now we all know that the 67th would fail and General Hakett would be forced to retreat as well many of the now Fathers of Armageddon would vacate the city in defeat. Though the only reason why is simple “War Crimes committed by the UCAS” sensing defeat and the death of the UCAS only officially 13 years after it’s inception General James O’Brian would give the order to dump chemical warheads directly onto the 67th and the people of Denver. By the time the church bells would ring out for Christmas Day the city was being pounded by Chlorine and Agent Orange bombs; killing Storm Rider and Citizen alike. This would as well begin to kill there own people, the Denver Guard would loose countless and be forced into submission and hiding to survive the night.

The 67th where not as prone to the chemical attacks seeing General Gunner, General Dobbs, Colonel Butler and others had all dealt with chemical warfare before within the 401st and Texas 1st so they had their men prepared for the chlorine bombs yet the shear amount of warheads was not prepared for and even prepared the 67th would begin to fall in mass number. General Hakett would be forced to retreat mere feet from the capital building, and the 67th would never be the same again. This unit would be demonised and called the Christmas Killers, they would be blamed for the chemical attacks and the mass civilian deaths; those of the 67th that did escape many would perish from the chemical agents later or would be captured and hanged for treason. General O’Brian hoped to silence the 67th and erase them from history, this would ultimately fail as the few that survived would go under ground and become the Fathers of Armageddon and only within the last few months come out of hiding and straight into the US Elite after they struck a lethal blow to the Deaths Hand.

Now as for Dwight he would slink away into the shadows and after recovering from his wounds from the Assault on Denver 33′ he would once again partner up with his father who had already formed the War Cats and father and son would take on the Usurpers in Detroit and bring revolution to the Motor City. This revolution would last till 2074 when the city would be destroyed by nuclear fire at the hands of General James O’Brian for retribution on Albert’s betrayal….how did James not see that Albert Schwartz was not a rebel, I mean US Army Immortality Project, 401st, Horseman, 67th Storm Rider and War Cat; seriously the writing was on the wall, a simple shopkeeper from Detroit is not mastermind General.

Okay so now the War Cats have been exposed and how that Albert Schwartz would slip into the UCAS military with Drake and Reginald to destabilise the UCAS from within and they handed the command of the War Cats over to Col Gunderson. Yes this is factual but the overseer to the Cats would be Giggles as he was still beloved in Detroit and was able to keep his fathers business running while keeping his fathers cover, all to the ignorance of James O’Brian. Dwights uncle Kentucky would be able to keep the family on the down low at the same time funnelling information directly to Giggles and hence straight to Roy. The War Cats would expand under the command of Gunderson and with Dwight being beloved he would attract many of the cities youth into the order. All would take up arms to fight for freedom and with Giggles vast command experience he knew how to gain the trust of the youth of the city.

During Albert’s tenure in the UCAS military and establishing a resistance order within the Emerald City, the resistance inside Detroit would grow and the bond between the War Cats and D-Tribe would grow. Albert would visit his neighbourhood many times during his career in the UCAS military and play the part of the caring grandfather and father, by this point the Schwartz family had grown and they had become a legacy inside the Motor City. Dwight figured out that if he established himself into the states politics he could drive a further nail into the Usurpers coffin and hopefully bring an end to the violent revolution that was erupting and starting to draw national media attention. Being able to manipulate the tides of war was needed and being able to manipulate the UCAS state government from within was their only option.

Now I don’t have proof to back up this claim, but seeing Dwight is not political and not a looker; he is charismatic and smart, he is able to speak and orate but he is not political and a military commander is only partially needed to win an election. Seeing Giggles is connected to the Jamestowns, Post Office, Presidents Men, Kingsman, London Dungeon, Bounty Hunters, Brotherhood to name a few one can assume that this man simply deployed voter manipulation and fraud to sway the election. He demolished his opponent in the general election and going into election day Dwight Schwartz was behind by more than twenty points. He would win with a sweeping 94% of the popular vote and four years later repeat the process, in 2060 Michigan had legally elected Dwight Schwartz and yet no one was the wiser to his direct connections to Albert, Kentucky and the War Cats.

In 2061 Dwight would move to Lansing Michigan and be sworn in as Governor, this would be all the resistance needed to cease control and amp up the revolution. Dwight would use his new status to gain vital intel and deploy the states aid systems to unneeded locations to allow the rebels to gain a foot hold inside Detroit. He would be able to unite the suburbs and the states other cities with his many outreach programs and further create a divide within Michigan that would remain till today. This genius would figure out that if he did just enough to kiss the UCAS’s ass he could stay in their favour and not appear to be inept, yet the rebels knew that he was 100% in their favour and was a linchpin in taking that state and moving forces in and out of Canada.

I am not going to bore you with the political masterminding that he did and the legislation or executive orders he passed as that is all directly available in the public record; seeing Governor Dwight Schwartz is still the acting governor of Michigan. He would use the War Cats to further his agenda and keep the UCAS jumping from foot to foot as the people would demand action and he would wave his fist in press conferences demanding the UCAS send forces to a hot spot only to have them crushed by the waiting Brotherhood….again how did they not see this! He would deploy Jamestown assassins directly onto his political enemies and remove bounties on rebels within his state through his Amnesty Program and declaring Michigan a Sanctuary State. Though UCAS, NAN, TIR and Aztlan officials would all be hunted and executed, he would open the gallows in 2061 and remove the appeals process for anyone arrested during the resistance.

He would have to intervene to save Socrates who would be taken into custody by the Usurper controlled Detroit Police Department, and according to witnesses no one was prepared for a pissed off lightsaber wielding governor. The war in Detroit was starting to grow out of control by the late 2060’s and all this did was allow this miniature governor to keep martial law in place and funnel more Brotherhood and Patriot forces into his state under the masquerade of the UCAS military. He would bring in the US Navy to guard the Great Lakes and waterways, this would come through his close friend Rusty Rutherford a retired US Navy officer and one with deep connections. The US Navy would sent cutters, frigates, destroyers and two battleship the USS Freedom and USS Firebolt to defend the waterways, this was also to keep the actual UCAS Navy out of Michigan and further allow the rebels to control the waterways.

He would speak out of both sides of his mouth during public appearances and was really showing that he earned his place within the political arena and as well that he was trained by the Horsemen. By 2070 Michigan was seeming to be fully lost to the UCAS and yet they allowed their UCAS Loyal governor to remain in power, this began to concern Giggles so he set up what would look like major victory for the UCAS to raise moral and allow for the UCAS to continue funding his false war on the rebels. He would order two battalions of rebels to assault a UCAS military compound under the cover of night and butcher every UCAS soldier on post. All would be killed for the con to work, man, women and child would die on August 18th 2071 and yet the media would report that the Rebels tried to attack Fort Ford and loose, they would take catastrophic looses and the UCAS flag still flies.

What he really did was have the bodies of the non military personnel disposed of, he than had many of the UCAS soldiers stripped of their uniforms and put into rebel uniforms and allowed the local media to show the supposed UCAS clearing away the vast rebel dead. He than took a very vocal role when dealing with the media and with closed fist in the air and the commanding boom of an officers voice he simply dared the rebels to come into Michigan….he stated “We are a Sanctuary State, and we do not accept war! We will not allow the killing of our citizens, our soldiers and the raping of our state. We are the UCAS and we will Live and Die Free!” He would then go onto manipulate the war further and make it seem publicly that the rebels where loosing and not welcome.

Now for Colonial and Mr. Cadillac to not strike at the heart of Michigan and at the Governors Mansion after that very public declaration should have been a huge tell….and yet the UCAS kept sending Michigan money and other governors began to model their defence after Dwight Schwartz. This man even used the natural passing of his wife to win over the state further claiming that the rebels had killed her out of fear of his deceleration. In the summer of 2073 Dwight would once again have complete control over the state and it’s people, he would once again use the war to his advantage and with name recognition his eldest son Kevin Schwartz would win the Mayors seat in Detroit and his youngest children would take up arms within the War Cats. His only daughter would continue to run the family business within Detroit.

The Schwartz family would have their sights set on the end of the resistance and driving the killing blow into the UCAS therefore forever driving them out of Detroit and Michigan. Though in the early days of 2074 the Motor City would suffer a tragedy that would forever shake Michigan to it’s core, the city would be hit with multiple nuclear warheads and millions would perish in a blink of an eye, others would simply be trapped by the magical barriers and die a very painful death do to the radiation. This attack would end the rebellion in Michigan and turn all eyes to Governor Schwartz for answers, he would go onto a declare January 1st to be a day of remembrance to all that were lost on New Years Day 2074 when the lights went out in Detroit Forever. The UCAS seemingly tried to quash the rebellion in Michigan and for James it was vengeance for Albert’s betrayal, though what they did was ignite a fire inside Dwight and many within the state.

The rebellion might have officially died in a blink, but behind the scenes the long standing governor would declare war on the UCAS and turn the rebel forces and state forces against the UCAS and all who saluted the flag. He would round up all loyalists, sympathisers and active military and personally sentence them to hang by the neck till dead. He locked the state down and forced a curfew, shutting down the economy for anyone and everyone that was connected to the UCAS and he sent the entire state legislator to the gallows to be dealt with as traitors. Decreeing that a new election was needed and those in the capital that lived, where guilty as they had prior knowledge of the attacks, he executed thousands by the rope and made all hangings public domain for the citizens to witness and feel a sense of justice from and on March 3rd 2074 he would openly declare war on the UCAS without the need of a State Legislator and with the roar of millions of Michigan citizens the UCAS flag was torn down, disgraced and burned and Old Glory was hoisted once more.

This is one state that if you support the UCAS….STAY THE HELL OUT OFF!! Michigan is 100% behind the rebellion and has openly taken up arms against everything UCAS, Giggles has kept Martial Law in place and has expanded the War Cats, Death Riders, and the Hellions forces and funding making them recognised State Militia Units. He has mobilised the Michigan National Guard and summarily executed anyone that still salutes the UCAS and not the Rebellion. He has turned his state into a war zone and under his command hopes to regain control once the smoke settles….well good luck on that one, though the rebels are really good at regaining control through chaos.

He might not have officially joined the US Elite but he has extended the aid of any and all Michigan Defenders to the US Elite and General Ralph Rivers, Seeing Dwight can’t officially join an active military while he is governor, though this veteran will not sit idly by and do nothing, he is a warrior and rebel so expect to see this politician out and about with sabre on his hip and his personal firearm at his side and rifle on back. He will rid his beloved state of any and all UCAS loyalist, military, and holdovers…not to mention Free Bird and the Demure. The people are 100% behind their Warlord and all hearts bleed for Detroit, James might have tried to punish and kill Albert and the rest of the War Cats with the destruction of Detroit, but all he did was unleash a fury that he was unable to contain. The people of Michigan know that Secretary Robert Grant is not guilty and thanks to Wilhuff and the Horsemen’s STAGE 5 the rest of the world knows now as well.

I might not agree with what Dwight has done while in office and his work within the Jamestowns, Storm Riders and Spy Games but the way he has handled this devastation and terrorist attack is something of legend. I might have tried for a more diplomatic approach, but when hundreds of millions of your states population are killed in a blink of an eye from a weapon of mass destruction and the attack came from your own government…..ya thats wrong, James fucked up by not seeing the game the Schwartz’s were playing and the Danger lurking within his own hallowed halls. All parties are guilty here and this rebellion could have been settled non violently if both sides where willing to talk, the cloak and dagger games have led to nothing but death and destruction for ages.

Michigan might have opted for war and seriously what choice was Governor Dwight Schwartz given, he has war coursing through his veins and has been a freedom fighter forever and a day, so when it comes to playing to ones strengths he has that card played. If you are thinking of vacationing to Michigan do yourself a favour and consider a safer option…I here BUG CITY IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR! Seriously they will kill you if they even suspect UCAS sympathy, the nuking awoke a sleeping giant and it is very pissed off and this giant comes with a lightsaber, and very large hand gun; Giggles might be the miniature governor but he is large in persona and very skilled as he is a gunslinger adept like his father, this is one politician who’s bark and bite are just as bad.

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Kentucky Schwartz (Danger)

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Membership: Post Office

Race: Human

Height: 5’7

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 75+

Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Just Run and Keep Running)

Preferred Weapon: Tri-Fold Scorpion Dagger

Runner Song:

Bio: Now here is a real piece of work that is employed by both the Post Office and London Dungeon….his name is Kentucky Schwartz and they call him simply Danger. This man is the ultimate problem solver and master of covering up the impossible, it is said when criminals ask who do they call when they need something fixed….well simple call Danger and he will make everything go away. This man is more than a handful on multiple levels seeing that he has mastered the art of making situations better for his bosses and settling the nerves of the elite and those that can afford his steep fee.

Danger is the brother of Sixx and works alongside the Horseman and is the go to man they call when they need something solved, well that should scare the hell out of everyone….he is the direct problem solver for the Horseman who by nature are problem solvers. Like many he specialises in crime scene clean up, reverse forensics and frame jobs; though he does as well handle surveillance, warnings, and murder for hire. He employs a staff of talented problem solvers and cleaners to aid him in his proxy work, this man is also a very dangerous fixer and on the level of Tang….actually worse seeing he is the personal fixer and dealer for the Horseman, Cavalry and Jamestowns, scared yet I am.

Danger as well is a bonded journalist and works within the federal government where he oversees the water supply and infrastructure…yes Danger can deny anyone water. He has contacts and access to any cities City Planners Office where he gains access to private records and and permits as well the cities sewer and water supply. This problem solver lives up to his namesake and is really dangerous on many levels and one being that he can shut down an entire building and turn it’s own security against the occupants if they don’t play ball with Kentucky. His media credentials get him into places he would otherwise be barred and his federal ID gains him further access to very sensitive data such as tax records, building permits, and the aid systems; this is how he can gain direct access to anyone on the planet.

He has deep connections to the CIA, NSA, Homeland, ATF, FBI and DEA as well the Attorney Generals Office so be warned there is no where to hide from Danger as he is always lurking and can remove any problem and neatly tie up any loose end with ease. He holds the same access across the pond in the United Kingdom where he works as a 00 agent for the Dungeon and has been aiding the British in their war against Mary Church and Scotland. This man is really the best in the game, he mentored many of the greats and has been  key player in the STAGE 5 and now STAGE 6, he had his hands in the most recent presidential election and has throw his weight around in local politics as he owns many politicians and those that aren’t blackmailed by Kentucky are to afraid to move against him that they simply obey their master.

Those that don’t obey Kentucky are part of the rebellion and even they know that his ever watchful eye is always near and with one phone call it is lights out. This problem solver is the man they call when the shit has really hit the fan and they need some heads to roll and many lives snuffed out in an instant…………………………………………………………….<LIFE SIGNS FAILED>

Arthur Grimes (Speedy)

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Membership: Sons of Liberty

Race: Human

Height: 5’6

Weight: 160

Apparent Age: 65+

Archetype: Machine Gunner Adept: Circle Unknown (Assume the worst and keep guessing!!)

Preferred Weapon: Jamestown Classic 20 mm assault riffle (modified)

Runner Song:

Bio: Here is the mighty Speedy and he is here to corrupt the youth with his lies and deception, the elders of the rebellion are simply crying about a false history being taught in our schools. Well Grimes your the one spreading the lies and deception, history is recorded in the text books and what you spew in the classroom is nothing but rumours and misinformation. This career marine from the 51st Razorbacks now known as the Ghouls of the Shire has put his weapons down and entered the classroom where he teaches US History and not UCAS History….he was fired and to continue his burning hatred of the UCAS he would join the US Elite. Though one good point this ghoul of the shire is so fucked up from defending the Welsh coast that he can’t leave the base and relegated to desk duty.

Seems all these Inishmore veterans are simply just washed up hacks that need to feel like a man again and put on a uniform, but need to hide near  pharmacy or they are useless. Speedy might have been once a serious problem seeing that he is part of the Federal Immorality Project, a veteran of World War One, World War Two, Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Desert Storm and Operation Iraq Freedom; and when deployed to the shores of Wales he would be gravely wounded and retired. Where does a career soldier and officer of the 51st Razorbacks go when they can’t fight anymore? To the classroom, seems like a trend in the rebels, Conductor, Thirteen, Harley, Unc, Forsaken, Abstract and many others…..you know what they say, those that can Do and those that cant Teach.

Why they let this broken gunner into the US Elite is a mystery, but one can assume that he was tired of wearing a civilian suit and wanted to parade around like a toy solider with his metals all polished and shiny impressing some wet behind the ears recruits. A trained combat medic and surgeon yet he resorted to primitive medical techniques on the shores of Wales. How many soldiers died for infection or shock from a burning stick, sand and salt being poured into their wound tracks….well Speedy how many did you kill?

I guess they call him speedy seeing that he was quick to dive for cover and hide during the Inishmore invasion and when the smoke cleared he and Prescott would survive. Well maybe because you hide like a coward and let your men die in your stead, a real officer would have charged and died with the rest of the boys….respect points lost for cowardice, he is lucky they didn’t just hang him instead of forcing him into retirement. Though I think he should have been swinging from a broken neck with soiled underpants, that would have been justice for the Inishmore soldiers you helped kill and the American Marines you let die in your place. Nothing better than watching a US Marine swing from the gallows with a broken neck and shit filled trousers; I just love the executions where they let you all suffer and struggle as the air is slowly squeezed out of your lungs, watching piss run down your legs and shit leak out your back sides….those are the best to watch and I hope you are given a long drawn out hanging.

Well I might be just dreaming of watching the sea of never ending hangings that will be coming once all you rebels are captured and brought to justice, though sadly I feel you all will just hang anyone that stands against you. Though for you Speedy there is a special place in hell waiting for you, and as a coward I hope you have a nice yellow streak in your uniform to represent you being a chicken.

So I guess you want to know about Speedy besides the coward that he is, well he is a machine gunner adept and like Striker hides behind automatic fire to keep himself alive and safe to afraid to face his opponents on the battlefield, though in his broken state I wounder if he can even pick up the big gun anymore of if he just cowers in a corner and lets others do his bidding. The fact that he is  colonel is stupid what is he going to command….paperclips, post it notes or maybe pens and pencils got to keep the office in order and his metals polished…………………………………………………….Enough, Enough,Enough!!!!! Speedy is a man of honour and has more integrity in his pinky toe than you do in your entire body. You like hangings so much why don’t you shit your pants as I stretch your neck with a hemp neck tie!!!!!!!!!!!! You fucking Demure are worthless and as useless as a hold out pistol. Good boy squirm for me, struggle, twist and kick, look your pissing yourself and wait do I smell crap. Yup you just shit yourself you fucking bastard….you want me to pull on your legs to snap your neck, whats that I can’t hear you….speak up you bastard, nope struggle for your life, not going to matter. You should be passing out soon as your brain is being deprived oxygen and the nerves will black you out in a vain attempt to save your skin….you will die as you sleep and once you are gone I will leave you to be found by your mommy.

Noah Leon (Abstract)

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Membership: ???

Race: Human

Height: 5’7

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 70

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Good Fucking God!!)

Preferred Weapon: Jamestown Lucifer’s Thunder 6.66 Magnum Classic mach 7 (modified)

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Bio: Mr. Leon as he prefers to be called is a one man roller coaster and entire package wrapped up in one elderly body, though don’t under estimate this warrior and bounty hunter. Mr. Leon or Abstract as they call him is a total professional and one that hunts the problem players for some of the most powerful within the rebellion. He is also a problem solver and works alongside Brian Kindler fixing the issues that come up when the Surrey’s are allowed to roam free and unchecked….you know killing for silver dollars.

This rebel is scary not just because he is a bounty hunter, rough rider, spook of the Post Office….nope its do to him being a problem solver and gunfighter, he is a fully trained gunslinger adept of high status within the Jamestowns and has been awarded a highly modified Jamestown Classic pistol from the Godfather himself. He has as well been granted access to the cyber and bio implants from the catalogue of the Storm Riders and Jamestowns private stash so he might appear to be a elderly retiree but he isn’t and thats his cover.

He lives in subarea and has managed to make himself very popular on his block as Mr. Noah, he attends weekly service, walks his dog and tell stories to the kids of back in his day, all the while seemingly still mourning the passing of his beloved wife and wishing his neglectful children would come to visit. Peoples hearts melt for Abstract and once they are feeling sorry for Mr. Leon he owns them and can do no wrong. He is a very dangerous hunter do to learning how to use his age and appearance to his benefit and not a deficit like so many of the ageing relics of the shadows. Abstract is not one that needs any pity or sympathy as he is a fully capable hunter and government agent, this man has been in operation for generations and has been pulling off schemes for ages.

He is yet another of the Federal Immortality Project that went from the military straight into the US Intelligence Division and worked hard during the Cold War and helped tear down the Berlin Wall, take down the communist regime in Cuba, and kept a very close eye on Russia during the Red Scare. This man is a trained paratrooper, sniper, saboteur, spy and assassin so be warned he is the total package and a true abstract so keep your distance from Mr. Noah if that is his real name…..spooks are not known for giving up their birth name so easily, it took us years to learn that Wilhuff was Jarred’s given name.

His work as a problem solver is where he excels and this old man pulls up to a situation in his slick black Cadillac and just wanders into the crime scene, flashing his NSA badge and is totally ignored and allowed to disrupt the scene, seize control of the evidence and manipulate and confuse the witnesses. Once he has seized control of the scene, thats when his real work begins and the master of reverse forensics comes out to play, he stages the scene to frame just about anyone that is on his private blacklist or his bosses and than hands it back to the local authorities after the stage has been set and he exits stage left. Many simply forget that Abstract was even there and go about the investigation as normal, thousands have been hanged or given the lethal injection thanks to the work of Mr. Leon that he is allowed to attend as a witness and once the deed is done he receives is mortgage payment and goes onto the next problem.

Mr.Leon doesn’t seem to care who’s life he disrupts and the damage he causes while acting as a proxy only that his clients are not fingered for the crime. He seems to just go back to one of his many simply lives and hide within plain sight till the next problem arises and it’s back to work; for Mr. Leon this is as normal as going to the office in the morning and he is never without a cheerful smile and quick quip about the days events or weather. He has a way about him that make people simply enjoy his company and yet they seem to never truly remember why he was actually there, he is so skilled that he can even doctor the call out records and have it match the scene that he just staged. Even when seasoned detectives are called out they simply fall prey to the social manipulations of Mr. Leon and his award winning charm.

Now when the going gets tough Abstract is as well prepared for fight and he will butcher everyone at the scene or location to keep the masquerade going. He even one time killed the entire Crime Scene Investigators and critically wounded one of the witnesses, planting the pistol on the survivor and called for Emergency Personnel. Leaving the witness to take the fall for the mass murder of law enforcement officers and swing from a rope simply cause Abstract felt the scene was to far gone to properly manipulate. This is common practise for this problem solver, if a scene is beyond fixing than solve the equation with another crime that will trump the original and totally corrupt the evidence and render the original crime scene worthless. How many innocent lives where lost during one of Abstracts fixes is unknown but he seems to enjoy watching the loose end executed as he attends most executions.

So when it comes to Noah Leon we can stop right there and try to ignore the fact that he works for the Jamestowns and lends his skills to that crime family. Now seeing that he possess a modified Jamestown Classic, this means only one thing he is family and it lends credence to Noah Leon being an assumed name….he is a Jamestown and one of the elders or direct family seeing that he was awarded a Jamestown Classic model pistol. The Godfather does’t simply award those to anyone without a family connection, even Anthony DiCane can trace his family roots to the Jamestowns. Seeing Anthony is in possession of multiple Jamestown Classics and trained in there signature shooting style by the Reverdy Jamestown personally.

What Abstract does for the Jamestowns is unknown but one can assume that it revolves around his skills as  problem solver and cleaner. Again Noah might tell you he is a retired school teacher from Hazard Kentucky but he is really a seasoned National Security Agency (NSA) agent and former CIA senior agent that worked under Wilhuff Palpatine and helped train and guide Agent Johnathan White. He is seasoned military and highly trained in deception, espionage and toxins……so nope not  simple retired school teacher from Kentucky. If you see Noah Leon sitting on his porch sipping Kentucky bourbon and enjoying his well manicured lawn, petting his dog…do us all a favour and shot him dead where he sits and save the nation the issue of dealing with one of the most seasoned and decorated spies and problem solvers ever to walk the earth.

If Noah is allowed to live he will continue to spread his vile lies and corrupt further youth and townsfolk towards his gentle ways….Remember he is a spy and has made a living through deception and destabilising third world nations, starting and ending coups for shits and giggles. This man is truly dangerous seeing he fully understands the politics behind his job and seeing he has been involved in many historical events such as the Iran Contra, Cuba Missile Crisis, Congo War, and the Invasion of Denver of 33′; not to forget the Information Crash of 29′ and the man behind the rebels getting sensitive data regarding the events that would lead up to the Great Tragedy of 2018. He has been behind the assassination of many world leaders, the destruction of the United Nations and the death of four UCAS Presidents and four United Kingdom nobles including the sitting monarch in 2035.

He was hard at work in England during the Inishmore Invasion of 2018 and helped destroy the invading Inishmore forces through his stealing of troop movements data and slipping them forged documents of the enemy movements and locations to throw the Inishmore of the track and fool them into sending the wrong divisions to the multiple fronts. Abstract would than halo jump into Dublin after the Inishmore retreated and assassinate the Inishmore officers and nobles responsible for the chemical warfare. This man is dangerous and he just loves his job and is proud of the work he has done, the Inishmore wounded Abstract and yet he patched himself up and kept going with his many tools of the trade. So again we don’t know if he is a 00′ agent of the London Dungeon but we can assume that he is, seeing that his skill set matches many of that agency as well as the Post Office. He is also close friends with Marvin Yates and Statler Cannon, this means that he has contacts that reach across the pond to England; worry my readers Abstract is a true mystery on many levels.

The truth behind him is that he is  world class problem solver, eraser, cleaner and international spy that seems to enjoy being a man of mystery. We are supposed to believe that Abstract is a simply retiree and nothing more, this is a masquerade that he enjoys and seeing the flock believe his stories and his heartfelt lies about his dead wife…..well anyone can fake tears and a quivering lip…….The Oscar for Best Acting in a Drama Scene goes to Noah Leon, or whoever you really are.

UCAS Loyalist

Colonel Houston Dumont (Rattlesnake)

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Membership: Texas Elite/Bounty Hunters

Race: Human

Height: 5’8

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Shoot yourself it’s simpler)

Preferred Weapon: Ronin Devils Thunder 6.66 Magnum Hell’s Opus Combat Pistol mach 7 (modified)

Runner Song:

Bio: Ye Ha…..Well I guess you idiots thought this old Texan couldn’t operate a computer let alone be literate, well we in the Lone Star State are full of surprises. Before the damned nancy boys get their hands on this page I will put pen to paper and tell you a little bit about the man they call the Rattlesnake….yup I am as mean as a rattler!

Well where to start in my very long life, well first and foremost I am the elder of the Dumont family and that means Cotton Dumont is my boy, yup the Rattlesnake had himself a son and one that I damned proud of….even though he became a police officer, everyone is allowed one mistake just poking fun at you boy. Now my Grandson Jackson, damn boy you make an old man proud and keep giving them hell and remember Texas courses through your blood no matter what anyone tells you boy.

Now thats out of the way….No Radar is a northern Dumont and not one of my kin, so stop assuming you city slickers, surnames are not always connected. As for good old Rattlesnake here, well first off I am as old as dirt and remember when Texas was simply….well I will leave that out. I am a land owner and rancher here in Texas, I have myself a few thousand head of cattle and own a few black gold fields and yes I don’t dress like them city slickers all suited up and forgetting what I real days work feels like. I am a veteran of the Southwest Uprising and fought with my brothers in the Texas First against them redskins, I as well served and fought in the Civil War driving my bayonet into them Yankee bastards skulls and chests.

I am not going to bore you with details about my wounds and injuries, I fought in multiple wars….so yes I was injured and yes that shit happens. It’s simply how you handle it after that makes you a man or a nancy and I have simply accepted it and carry on, if anyone thinks age has slowed down the rattlesnake I dare you to come at me. Most of my day is spent tending to my ranch and to my business though I have a passion and thats making bad guys pay the ultimate price for their sins. I mean I am friends with some real bastards but anyone that salutes the UCAS flag, swears loyalties to Free Bird or is a Daisy Eater Lover well they are just not worth sharing the same air as me and death is the only cure for stupidity.

I joined up with the Bounty Hunters to quell my boredom of my hum drum life and well I like getting paid to kill those folks that are part of the problem and not part of the solution. So best don’t become  problem and you wont cross paths with the Rattlesnake, now I learned that I am damned good at my job and seeing my ranch can run itself that gives me plenty of time to hunt ass hats and put them into the ground. I have been all over this country and buried every clown I have crossed paths with, so if any of you are easily offended or way to sensitive best get out of my way as I don’t have time for you nancy boys and your pocket full of tissues. A real man understands that sometimes someone needs to die and if they are an elf well they where born to die, the UCAS is over and I am proud to now that I was part of driving home some of them coffin nails into its lid.

I have brought many to justice with the barrel of my gun and became General Oliver’s go to man for getting shit done, sometimes it takes a real cancerous bastard to do Gods work and to that I say Hell Yeah! I am a cowboy, outlaw,rancher and bounty hunter so I am the real deal so if you want to test my iron come at me pussy boys. I have been part of the Texas First since I was a young wiper snapper and once the Texas Elite formed I was the first to sign on the dotted line, hell just give me a legal reason to shoot a mother fucker that talks smack about Texas….where do I sign!

They call me the rattlesnake cause I am as mean as a rattler and my draw is lightning fast, I am as dangerous as a viper and can strike out of no where so be warned all you fancy nancy boys out there, so again I have officially warned you that Colonel Dumont is more than a meets the eye and I ain’t no tenderfoot like Anthony DiCane…..just ribbing you there Tic Tac. Now as for my buddies, well the Rattlesnake likes to surround himself with like minded folks and people that aren’t afraid of chugging a beer or slinging some lead. I am close friends with Adolf Ackerman…hell I took in his boy Ilesh and helped him readjust to life outside the native lands and that boy ended up proving his worth when he lead the charge into Arizona to rescue his pop from the rope….showed this Texan that not all redskins are bad.

Ilesh ended up marrying my daughter Barbra and gave me a whole litter of grand babies so, this old man is a proud of his half breeds and if anyone dares to say a word in the negative I will show you the business end of my fist. The DiCane family well they are city slickers pretending to be cow folk but their Grandpappy Arlen might be a fancy dresser but he is a real gunslinger and we have allot in common. I used to come by their ranch many a time, seeing the are my neighbour well that was till Michael went soft and told good old Colonel Houston that he was no longer welcome…..well sorry Renegade I was teaching your boy how to be a real Cowboy, hey Tic Tac look up old Uncle Houston when you get a free moment…I ain’t all that bad.

The Yates and Meisners well for Jews they are good folk and good old Saul is a close friend of mine so I got to see that dysfunctional clan operate….can say they do know how to eat! This old Texan got to visit the Emerald City and put on his fancy church duds when I went to a Jewish coming of age ceremony for Saul’s little nephew….hell I ain’t going to try to spell that Hebrew word. So yes them Yates and Meisners are good people in my book, though keep your check book at home when dealing with Tudor….that man is as slick as a used car salesman.

The Palpatines well you don’t live as long as I have without coming across the Horseman and there craziness, Wilhuff, Alva and Ben are good people…Dover will chat your ear off, though thats what you get from a Virginian and Elmer is just as grumpy as I am and we speak the same language nods, grumbles and grunts. Them Gunners well they are family nough said about them, in my book family comes first, Texas second and than America so if you are family you are number one in my book and when you are the Mayor well nough said. Jamestowns see family and thats all I am going to say about them, love’em all and Rummy well whats there not to love about that cranky old son of a bitch.

There are many others that I consider friends and everyone that fought in the Southwest Uprising and Inishmore Invasion is family to me as we are brothers of chlorine. Though I learned that I have yet another tenderfoot in my family and thats why I am now in Seattle, never thought I would find myself living in the big city, as I am not a fancy pants and someone that is adjusted to city living, though Seattle is a whole lot like the Wild West and killing is not frowned on…hell it’s encouraged and for that I am grateful.

I figured while I was in Seattle I might as well join up with them folk in the US Elite and seeing I am Colonel in the Texas First, they could use some down home leadership and a realist to grab the reigns. These wiper snapper cadets haven’t had the real world kick them in the balls yet and well thats just what I will do, show these diaper wearing idiots just what the real world is like and what it means to be a solider and a real man. I mean no disrespect to the current chain of command and I have a great deal of respect for the Missouri born General and his second being well an in-law. After that they are all fancy pants city slickers, now my Texas brothers Seattle has softened you and I am looking right at you Arthur Crane…..It’s okay Cranky Crane Uncle Houston is here to remind you off your Texas roots, put the suit away and keep the hat.

So in a nutshell this Texan can write, read and type…you might not like they way I talk but hell I don’t like you either so where even. I have my reasons for why I hate what I hate and like what I like. Mayor might dress all fancy but hell he’s a politician and thats in the bylaws for them, I don my fancy church dress on Sundays but other than that I don’t wear that corporate leash around my neck. Mayor and I will be supplying the Elite with fresh beef and beef products to put some hair on the chests of them soy eating city boys that call themselves cadets…..I still laugh thinking of some Yankee trying to figure out how to fire a rifle let alone field dress a deer or filet a trout. We will have to work on the wilderness skills that you call survival training and I call Friday.

This is a shout out to Mr. Missouri the Rattlesnake is going to need a place to hang his hat while in Seattle, so I am throwing this out there if you got room for one more; how about extended an invitation to a friend in low places. I am looking to join up with you Harbingers as I need to keep a very close eye on your newest tenderfoot and try to turn him into a real man….now if he can frustrate the Virginian gentleman I am not sure how long this cancerous old Texan will last before I knee cap him…..though I don’t kill those I like or family, but maiming is not out of the equation, whats a good knee capping between family; reminds you that you are still alive!!

Colonel Houston Dumont (Rattlesnake)

Capt. Brian “Problem Solver” Kindler-Gunner (Cortex,Jackal)

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Membership: Freelance

Race: Human

Height: 5’6

Weight: 170

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Good Fucking God!!)

Preferred Weapon: Scorpion Twisted Dagger

Runner Song:

Bio: All Hail Captain Gunner the man behind the Outlaws Five and the reason Mayor was able to cease control of the beef trade in the old american west. This man has been at the side of the Gunners since they controlled Surrey England where Brian worked as the towns constable and was always at the side of Adolf Gunner. This man would bring anyone into custody that was deemed guilty of a crime, though this was a different time and Adolf was the man that would pass the orders off to his dearest and closest friend Brian Kindler; this man made certain that any threat to Adolf was dealt with swiftly and with a quick drop, planted evidence, fake witnesses, openly lying, and forging records; anything that would allow for his friend to remain in power and keep the Gunners and Kindlers wealthy.

Captain Gunner would stand with his friend when they were exiled from England and continue his work here in the colonies where they would aid the colonists in the fight against the king and crown. Though this is speculation but consider who gave us this information I can believe it, still blows my mind that people can live that long. Kindler as he also goes by is nothing more than an alias as he is Adolf’s brother and they have been lying for generations and defrauded England before the exile, He still goes by Brian Kindler today though I felt it proper to give him his proper surname in hopes that this will expose more of the deep family connections in the rebellion.

Cortex as they call him today has been a real thorn in the side of the decent people of this country for years and he continued to aid his brother/friend under the guise of being a non relative here during the rise of the Outlaws Five/Surrey Gang and kept the law officers afraid through rumours, wives tales and legends about the Mayor and the Sons Three. If any law enforcement officer would get a itchy trigger finger or desire to slap them in irons….well they would receive a lead bullet in the head for their trouble from Cortex and  burial on boot hill. This man would help grow the legend of the Outlaws Five and drive them into being the greatest gang to ever ride the plains. As a sworn marshal he would be able to travel with the Outlaws Five from town to town and help establish them as the legends they would grow to become.

He would keep an open ear to the streets and within the tavern as to who and when the people would grow tired of the desperadoes presence and quickly end it himself or bring it to attention of Mayor who would by than be established as the political and financial head of the town. Once a mutiny would be discovered they would make quick work of everyone in the town and leave it burning as a steady reminder to the legend of the Surrey Gang or Outlaws Five; they liked that no one ever truly knew that this gang was bigger than just five men and keeping the likes of Mayor, Kindler, Desperado, Captain, Talon, and Handler a closely guarded secret….yes this gang was bigger than we ever knew or learned in US history class. This gang would travel through the old west as kings of the range and live a life free from the law thanks to Brian Kindler who as a member of the Outlaws Five would wave his marshals badge around to give hope to the people that someone was willing to bring down these killers.

Now not all of them came from England though the number is small Talon, Desperado are it; these outlaws joined up with the Surreys in the early days and stuck by their side ever since. Ever wonder why Talon and Desperado would join the Mariners with ease well you can thank Oliver McKeen seeing he knew they were skilled gunfighters and already hardened killers by the days of the Next Generation of 2055. Though it would be Kindler that would lay the ground work to allow for this gang to cease control through out America, with his office as marshal and his abilty to phane ignorance to his involvement with the Surreys he would end being trusted by the people….well that would end up being a fatal mistake seeing this gang cared little for leaving anyone alive.

Brian Kindler would have contest on how many people the boys could kill and he would give them a silver dollar for each dozen poor souls they sent to an early grave. He would as well put people on their knees before him and have them beg for their very life only to ignore their pleas and pull the trigger. Killing for Kindler was easy and something he would never loose a blink of sleep from, to him it was as easy as making a pot of coffee, the other thing this bastard would do would be finding an innocent shut in or someone that the town disliked and blame him for the recent murders; even providing witness testimony at trial and making sure he and Mayor would be there for the hanging as he would normally be the man to pull the lever with an evil smirk on his face as he ended an innocent man’s life. Reports indicate that he simply loved the sound of hearing someones neck break and this love would follow him straight to today. As he has judicially hanged thousands through the modern era and continues his passion today.

He is not a good man, he is pure evil and someone that has abused his position for generations and won’t stop till he is put in the ground….and from what I hear from my contacts good luck on that one. If our contacts actually had balls they would have alerted us about Brian Kindler before we posted the Worlds Deadliest as Cortex is tied with his brother as the worlds deadliest killer. He is a Grand Master Kingsman, Grand Master Presidents Men, Father of Armageddon, 401st Veteran, Defender of Surrey during the Inishmore Invasion of 2018, Top Bounty Hunter, Sentinel, Rough Rider and Post Office Agent so yes this man is the real deal. He trains with Franklin Quinn and spares with Set and Rags on a regular basis so his skills with the blade are just as good as his skills with the gun. His own nephews call him a god among men and Jamie has tried to become as good as his Father and Uncle and still falls short.

This man was involved in all the major conflicts since the Revolution War and lived to tell the tale and doesn’t seem to be slowing down one bit. They called him the Jackal during the days of the Outlaws Five and even though Donald Greenspan aka the Jackal is within the Fathers of Armageddon, reports indicate he will dump that handle if Kindler wants it back out of respect to a true killer and hero…..his words not mine, I added “Killer”. The Gunslinger Adept can trace their professions roots back to the brothers of the gun Adolf and Brian, as well their disciples the Outlaws Five. This man has aided his brother for generations and has gotten rich in the process, as they killed their way across the plains and stole cattle and killed land owners, Kindler would than abuse his authority and doctor and forge documents that showed the land barren was guilty of murder allowing him to cease the land and then before open auction he would simply sell it to his brother for a silver dollar; this as well would include silver mines, gold mines, and oil fields not to mention the many open lands they own that house the very water we drink underneath inside Texas.

Kindler is still very found of the native american tribes and just like his kin they would align themselves with the tribes for protection in exchange for food, water, supplies and aid against the white man. You ever wonder how General Custer would end up getting ambushed or Geronimo being able to take down the settlers….well here is your answer, the Outlaws Five, fully trusted and embedded with the natives so much so they would learn their languages, traditions and practices. They would marry their women and have offspring, creating a new generation of killers for us to deal with, some say that the native magic was what protected them during those days and granted immortality though I tend to believe it came from the magics of the druids in England and these bastards have been around far longer than we are allowed to know.

Once the days of the roving outlaw was gone and they would end up city bound Kindler being a US Marshal would come in handy as he could still travel throughout the country and protect the gang and keep the legend alive. He would help Adolf slip away into a political life and keep tabs on his brother, he would assist the others as well and was never to far behind to clean up the mess when Creed would get over zealous or Chelcie would need to see a brain splattered on the street, Uncle Kindler would swoop in to make sure the boys would be ignored and forgotten. Once the nation became civilised the need for the gang to vanish would fall on the hands of Uncle Brian and he would simply frame an innocent patsy to take the fall for Creed, Chelcie and Jamie. Allowing him to gain joy from hearing yet another neck break at the end of a rope.

After World War One Uncle Brian would have the nation forgetting about the Outlaws Five and focused on the legends of Billy the Kid, Jessie James and the James Gang, Buffalo Bill and others. The closest the boys came to getting caught was when Uncle Brian was over in Europe fighting in the trenches of the Great War against the Germans; though Captain, Talon and Desperado would swoop in to fix the mess and keep the boys out of prison while the problem solver was off playing soldier boy in war. By the War to End All Wars in the 40’s the boys had tamed and their need for blood spilling was mostly sedated and the problem solver would be able to focus on his own life and as well be able to play soldier boy once more and storm the beaches of Normandy with his new friends Wesley Reid, Michael Sharpe, Archie Luna, Franklin Quinn and Lesley Bunker.

After the war Brian would establish himself as a police officer and eventually become the sheriff of Dallas County Texas and lay down roots near his brothers empire so he could keep tabs on the growth of their vast enterprise and reap the benefits of being a Texas land baron, While Adolf was focused on Phoenix and running that town and eventually becoming the Governor of Arizona under the assumed name of Johnathan Churchill as a cover for his deep Surrey accent. The brothers would command the South West and eventually most of the country with their iron grip on the oil, beef and water trade; political contacts everywhere and the Jamestowns controlling the underworld the stage was set for the Gunner brothers to become the kings of America.

Brian would as well fight in Korea and Vietnam where he would become friends with Thomas Kissinger, Doctor David, Harold Eastman, Brady Krieghoff, Tudor Yates, Wilhuff Palpatine, Erza Roper and Ralph Rivers; this kinship has continued till today with these men and as well the friends he made during the Great War and The War to End All Wars where he would befriend Oakley Doyle and Rusty Rutherford. Kindler was making friends and contacts throughout the ages and it seems these immortals stick together like glue. Kindler would raise a family or two through his days in the simple life of a sheriff and american patriot. His eldest son from his second wife Ronald Kindler would go on to be a doctor, a veteran of the War for Texas and take up the mantle of being a runner inside Seattle known as the Greeter. Other children are unknown but assumed to be in hiding and well protected by the Outlaws Five, Jamestowns and Post Office even our contacts have no information on them.

Brian would continue his legacy of playing soldier boy throughout the years and would end up being wounded during the Battle for Texas bad enough that his time with the Texas Elite would come to an end. Though he would still remain on their reserve list and if something can slow Kindler down it hasn’t been discovered yet, his legitimate military career would end with the 401st in 2017 when his parachute would fail to open and he would crash into the earth on his reserve shoot and break his legs and need medical treatment…why they fixed up this bastard dumbfounds me, but I guess they didn’t know he was the Jackal of legend.

Once his military and law enforcement career would come to an end Brian would focus on his political career, he would start off within his beloved Texas working his way into the state legislator to aid Jamie in keeping the Star out of Texas, eventually leaving Texas and taking over within Oklahoma for a stint as Governor until the 67th needed men and officers, they were willing to look past Brian’s legs and his chlorine and agent orange syndrome from both Texas and Surrey. General Hakett would accept Kindler solely on the recommendation from Adolf Gunner, Gerry Dobbs and Franklin Quinn; Brian would be once again in his element gun at his side and rifle in his hands, he would be able to storm a city that was to blame for the Treaty of Denver, Civil War of 2020 and the Texas Invasion of 2019 ….yes this busted up and wounded old man managed to stave of destroyed legs and chemical damage not to mention other war injuries from Surrey in 2018 to fight in both Texas in 2019 and the Civil war from 2020 to 2025 all the while remotely voting on the floor of the State House.

By the War of Denver he was a nearly broken man but he kept his head held high and stormed the city with the rest of them, war and killing is all Brian knows and it’s what he loves. So if he was to die he would rather perish in battle than behind a desk and he nearly died in Denver in 2033 when he would be shot numerous times, he arm twisted, wrist and hand shattered and elbow broken; his legs would fail him as the pins and screws holding them together would snap under the heavy fighting and his ankles would shatter causing him to need to be pulled out by Klopeck. Sadly Brian Gunner would survive and recover from his injuries, he would retire from the 67th and return to politics all the while working as a rebel on the side.

Texas restoring the gallows would send Brian back to his beloved state and keeping tabs on his son Ronald not to mention the Surreys who where once again back at it killing and striking terror into the hearts of the people. Creed can only be sedated for so long before he simply needs to kill, Chelcie had created a ruckus and Jamie was playing it cool in politics but killing on the side. So Uncle Brian to the rescue and the problem solver was back at work cleaning up his nephews mess and making sure the law stayed focused on false suspects. Brian would once again done the uniform and return to his role as sheriff of Dallas County and eventually thanks to his friendship with Doc Anderson he would become a Texas Ranger and thus allowing him access tho any and all crime scenes throughout Texas and the surrounding states.

Brian would remain a Ranger for some time till he would become an Assistant Director CAS Marshal under his war buddy Rusty Rutherford. This would allow him even more access to protecting the boys and as well bringing down the enemies of the CAS and the Patriots, where he would as well serve as Rough Rider thanks to Quinn introducing the grumpy old gunfighter to Archibald Kingsbury. Over the years Brian would eventually tire of the south and Texas and move to Seattle though he would do so to keep an eye on his fellow Outlaws Five brother Lewis DiCane’s great nephew Anthony DiCane. Knowing young Anthony was heading into police work directed to Seattle by the Malone brothers and Jamie. He would be needed in Seattle anyways to keep tabs on Tudors son Maximilian as well as his own who had already moved to Seattle a few years prior, the Emerald City was about to receive  new police officer and one that would gladly look the other way in exchange for a few silver dollars.

Now we know that the Gunners are connected to the Yates and this explains why Uncle Brian would be watching over Tudors boy and Tony is another bullet point seeing he was groomed for law enforcement through his father and directed to Seattle by the Malones and Gunners. Brian felt that since Anthony DiCane had a conscience he needed to be watched like a hawk to make certain some stones left un-turned, the Outlaws Five could not allow for a cop to grow to curious into their work and with Tony’s moral compass not being broken like his fathers Brian either needed to shatter it or guide Tony’s cases in the right direction away from the hornets nest that would either bring down Mayor, The Real Jackal, Director, Beast and The Boys; not to mention the network of friendships and contacts within Seattle if Anthony actually figured out how deep the corruption ran in his own family….Ya I am speaking bout you Unsung, Pallbearer, Desperado, Lost, Aeon, and Gunfighter, not to mention the Davis and Holt families.

Well that brings us to today Kindler the Problem Solver has been hiding deep in Seattle wearing the uniform and killing in the name of street justice keeping a low profile and protecting those connected to him and his family empire for quite some time. I checked SPD records and Brian Kindler is still listed as a captain and never rose beyond that rank. He has served throughout the city in the many districts and is now inside District One though officially he is listed as the captain in command of Hell’s Kitchin and overseeing Alphabet City…seems like his old friends are still at work protecting Uncle Brian and keeping this corrupt cop out of jail and seeing he is a master of reverse forensics, not much help is needed, they do call him the “Problem Solver’ for a reason according to reports he worked alongside Elmer Krieghoff aka Proxy and taught that expert everything he knows.

My spies inside SPD have stated that Brian has been keeping an eye on someone new as of late, the cities number one suspect for the Waterside Massacre and Assassination of Ambassador Laquatus. US Elite, Harbinger and Tribe rookie member Taylor Greenspan. My curiosity got the better of me as Brian Gunner doesn’t just watch or protect anyone and why would he watch this rookie runner and US Elite cadet. I reached out to my contacts hoping they would have some insight into the reason behind the Problem Solver watching Greenspan and I know it’s not do to his surname of Greenspan as he is not keeping tabs on Thirteen.

According to my contacts the reason is simple and one they wanted me to keep to myself, though this is so juicy I need to report this and let the world know. The reason Cortex is watching Peaches is do to him being family, Brian is his great uncle and Peaches is the bastard grandson of his brother Adolf Gunner. Seems that Adolf knocked up a Marvin Yates’s daughter and their daughter would be Peaches mother….told you it was juicy. The idiot Peaches is related to Max, Andrew, Tudor, Marvin, Adolf, Brian, Jamie, Creed, Chelcie, Arthur, Oliver, Wolf, Tommy and Oliver jr. This explains allot about why he simply slaughtered all those innocents in Waterside this evening his DNA is evil and he is a natural born killer; murder is in his blood and this family plot goes even deeper than we know.

My contacts also told me that the Malones, and Palpatines are as well deeply connected in this twisted family line like to the point that Wilhuff is Max’s Great Grandfather, Alva is is Grandfather and Ben is his Great Uncle. This means that Peaches is related to half the recorded list of the top twenty deadliest and it’s actually eleven seeing that Kindler should be listed directly next to his brother and we learned about him late. Peaches is related by blood to Eleven of the Worlds Deadliest Killers and many of the Worlds Most Wanted; as I said prior his DNA is evil and he is simply a mindless killer. I am glad he screwed up now before Brian “The Problem Solver Kindler – Gunner finds him and makes this entire situation go away; the justice system needs to hang Taylor Greenspan now before he murders any more innocent souls in cold blood for the simple enjoyment. Well I guess Uncle Brian owes Taylor three silver dollars for the thirty lives he snuffed out with credit towards his forth coin…..its okay Kindler you own multiple silver mines and can easily pay the blood price, I am exposing you now so you ca’t openly save your nephew from the gallows and maybe hearing his neck snap will bring a smile to your evil and smug face as you finally failed to protect someone; this is one problem even the “Problem Solver” can’t fix.

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Rat Bastards (Seattle PD)

                                                                                          206-555-7788 or 911 for emergencies                                                     Commissioner Wesley Reid                                      Seattle Police Department is currently accepting applications for new officers. Apply in person at One Police Plaza between the hours of 8 AM till 5 PM Monday through Friday. All applicants will have to submit to a physical, mystical and cybernetic scan at time of application. Applications can take up to 3 weeks to be processed, if deemed qualified the … Read More

RIP / ROT IN HELL

This is dedicated to all the warriors of the shadows who have fallen in the line of duty. RIP    Crazy Glue: Killed in the Jackals Lantern by an unknown assailant, Her Murder is still under investigation by SPD  Wallace: HRM member killed in the Scottish invasion of England. Rot in Hell Wallace  Tommy: Member of the Regulators recently killed by SPD    Grimm: Member and Leader of the now defunct Ministry, killed by SPD C-SWAT. During the Deaths Hand Invasion  Mr. Walter O'Neil (Sarge): Member of a group only referenced to as the Post Office, He was killed in … Read More