Dr. Elmer Levenstein (Noid)

Weight: 145

Apparent Age: 40

Archetype: Mad Scientist

Preferred Weapon: Colt Manhunter

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Bio: Well when it comes to the Noid there really isn’t allot known about this Keeper of the Library, this man suddenly emerged onto the scene only recently and has truly made a name for himself. This man once worked within Berkeley University’s science department as both a researcher and as well a professor of organic chemistry and biology, other than his life within academia the Noid is virtually unknown to the shadows. Though through some extensive research and digging deep into the world of academia I have been able to recover some of the records about this hidden warrior of the shadows that many in power would rather keep buried very very deep. The Noid is here and we will have to deal with this madman from now on as it seems this scientist is quite interested in the events of the revolution and has thrown his glove in with the rebels.

       This one time renowned scientist and researcher worked within the hallowed halls of Berkeley and was well received with his students and assistants, making him far more dangerous than anyone had ever imagined; seeing that the Noid was deeply rooted in science and had an extensive background within the culture those in power just ignored him as a non threat to the cause, his work and hobbies had no relation to anything that the New Order was conceiving and he just seemed more wrapped up with his studies than actually bothering himself with the political and historical events unravelling around him. Though this is were they where completely wrong, the Noid was actually fully engrained into the war and he was working on the process of unravelling the system through the use of his beloved science over total violence.

        The war would be part of the Noid’s upbringing and even as he grew up he would be raised to hate the Native American Nations as well as the United Canadian American States. He would be told that the government was the reason his family would be all dead and buried, and that he would be forced to live a false life never being able to expose who he really is to anyone ever. The Noid would grow up a foster child and moving between homes, and being forced to suffer greatly under the hands of over bearing foster parents until the day he turned eighteen and was tossed out onto the street and forgotten about. Well for the Noid street life was not good to him, as he was less a warrior and more of a scientist his mind was his greatest weapon; though he is a keeper of the library so be cautious of his physical prowess. The Noid would learn that he was magically active the hard way when his spark would ignite and he would torch a band of would be muggers with a powerful fireball spell that he cast out of sheer instinct. The magical murders would force the Noid to go even further down the rabbit hole and hide not only from the perceived threat of the government and the local law enforcement.

       This will be how the Noid would meet his close friend and mentor, one day while the Noid was trying to stay anonymous he accidentally crossed paths with the infamous and slightly insane Shyster of the Brothers Grimm. Well for some reason unknown to anyone with a shed of sanity, these two hit it off and the Shyster took the young Noid under his wing as his pupil. Not only teaching the ways of the sorcerer to him but as well adding the Noid in the needed physical training to survive within the streets; the last thing the Shyster did for the Noid was enrol him into college and in true Shyster form he set the poor Noid up to fail as this would be none other then one of his cruel pranks. Well for the Noid it was a gift and challenge that he couldn’t resist to tackle, and boy did he prove the Shyster wrong; not only did the Noid excel in college he would go on to earn multiple advanced degrees and doctorates within the world of science.

        Well this is where things get a little foggy as we don’t really have any clear record of the Noid during his time in college, there are records of his graduation but the dates are all blurry and hard to make out. Also any one interviewed about Elmer is left with a puzzled look and they can’t quite remember him ever being a student. Though they do remember him working at the university, it seems that the Shyster was still looking after his friend and student, though again this is speculation at best.

         We have come to learn that the Shyster and the Noid meeting wasn’t truly happenstance, as the Shyster was the Noid’s Grandfather-in-law thus young Levenstein has Rodgers blood coursing through him. This would give the Shyster more the enough reason to assist the Noid and as well train him, not to mention the reason this man would through himself into the war effort. Initially the Noid would use his prestigious position within the university to further the cause by planting the seed of doubt into the minds of his students and then like a good botanist he would cultivate that seed with continued attention and proper care to allow it to grow as a full tree of deception. Thus warping the mind of his students to turn against the UCAS and allow them to be scoped up by the rebels and turned into freedom fighters, for the Noid this was nothing but debunking the lies and propaganda of the enemy that had killed his family. Though for those that the Noid would re-educate they would be thrown into a war that they should never have been involved in period, for the rebels are in the wrong.

          Though the Noid would continue to work on his special projects for the rebels, using the funds and equipment of the university to further his cause; the Noid would create many instruments that might never have actually functioned as planned though through malfunction they would cause a great deal of harm to the agents of the UCAS. Well the Noid might never have actually created anything that actually functioned as planned, but he has caused a great deal of chaos with his inventions and thrown more than one monkey wrench into the plans of the New Order. Though the biggest wrench he would hurl would be when he was tasked at combating the supposed brain washing machine of the Freedom Task Force, well this would be the work that would bring the Noid to the attention on the government and claiming that he was actually brainwashing citizens to serve the rebels thy would come after the Noid with all their weight. This scientist would prove in a single night that he was far more a warrior than anyone could ever predict, as he would slaughter the entire strike team and then go back to his work as if nothing happened.

            Now as to why the Noid is directly in the fight and not hiding within a lab anymore is not fully certain, though one can speculate that the government strike teams kept assaulting him trying to capture and arrest a supposed terrorist and as well the university was not all that thrilled with cleaning up the gallons of blood that the Noid would spill in their labs, or it could have something to do with a large explosion in the chemistry lab that left the Noid with slight amnesia and well some mental disruptions. Whatever the reason this man is now fully involved with the war and fighting on behalf the rebels, the Noid might be mad as a hatter but don’t ever underestimate this scientist for he is well trained and his combat prowess has been well tested. He has been seen tagging along the man he calls Grandpa and is the only family he has left, and that means that the Shysters negative influence is being spread to his impressionable charge.

           It has been stated that every generation has it’s wildcards and this generation seems to be a fully loaded deck of jokers and one eyed jacks, though for the Noid he is truly not playing with a full deck and is totally unpredictable, so be very careful dealing with a shadow warrior that has been Shyster Approved; this should worry and frighten any one with a normal level of sanity as the Noid has been unleashed and for this it is best we avoid the Noid.

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