Edgar “No Nonsense: Malone (Decanter)

 Membership: Freelance

Race: Human

Height: 60

Weight: 150

Apparent Age: 5’6

Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown

Preferred Weapon: Tri-Fold Twisted Dagger

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Bio: Well lets talk about Edgar Moment here, I am not going to dwell very long on the man known as Decanter and one of sixteen siblings of the Malone Cajun Clan, not all of them run the shadows though all of them run Louisiana and especially New Orleans and for No Nonsense Malone this especially true. Decanter is one of the only of this family to leave New Orleans for an extended period of time and travel over to England where he went to Oxford and Eaton university and than entered the life of service to begrime of his parents. With his education, breeding and sophistication Edgar had many doors open to him and choosing a life that would require him to forgo a family and that didn’t include becoming a priest was unthinkable to his family. Though for No Nonsense Malone this was a way that he could fend off his demons and stay deep within the closet till the time was right that his deeply Catholic family could accept that he was homosexual and they would never get grandchildren from him since he was only attracted to men and had zero desire to lay with a women.

Edgar would attend the prestigious Butler Academy in London after receiving his Doctoral degree in criminal psychology as his parents wanted for him, they had already predetermined his destiny when he was only three years old and had arranged a marriage for him to another blue blood southern family in hopes to blend the families and increase there over all wealth and influence within the deep south. Though for Edgar this was not a plan he wanted and once he learned that he was gay, this was not a future he desired and he knew he couldn’t fake it with a beard for a wife and would have to just find another way to spend his adult life until his overbearing parents where gone and he could explain his lifestyle to his siblings and their families why Uncle Edgar was unmarried and chose to be a Butler and not a Psychologist like his pedigree decreed. Edgar was not as religious as the rest of his family and never enjoyed going to Mass on Sunday mornings, Saturday Evenings and rising at 4:30 am every morning to be dressed and off to weekly morning Mass at 6 am that was compulsory and not up for debate. He didn’t mind the attire and the structure, but he couldn’t tolerate the hatred that was being spewed from the pulpit about the evils of homosexuality and when he would eventually learn that he was actually gay, this displeasure about what was being said about gays would become clear to him that he already knew he was gay even at a very young age and this further bothered Edgar and he had to find an occupation that would prevent him from getting married and having children that didn’t include the priesthood like his older brother Michael.

So when Edgar learned that tradition dictated that a Butler was to be a bachelor so he could focus on his work without the distraction of a family he would jump at the chance, so he applied to some of the best colleges in England for the degree program that his parents wanted for him knowing the entire time that he was never going to actually work in that field and this move to England was an escape and would allow him direct access to the best Butler schools in the world and he could land a job with his pedigree easily in most manor homes or castles and just vanish into the work and never look back across the pond seeing that his parents would never accept his choice and he would be cut off from them for being a Butler. The Malone family employed servants but wasn’t one of them, they were upstairs and the servants downstairs and thats just how it was. Though for Malone this was not a occupation of want but need, he had to free himself of the arranged marriage and keep his secret.

Over the years Edgar would excel in service and become one of England’s most successful Butlers and also would become known as No nonsense Malone as he took his vocation very seriously and only tolerated the very best from the servants under him. He ruled the servants hall like it was 1900 and not the more liberal 2000’s. His word was law and his authority would not be questioned and when it would out would come the paddle or ruler, or he would just instantly dismiss any servant that broke any of the rules; as Edgar kept with him at all times a butlers guide to running a home in the Edwardian times and do to his strict and disciplined nature he was well loved by the family that he served and he would be scouted and many would try to poach him from his employers but Edgar was loyal and devoted he would not betray nor leave the family he was working for and would take offence when he would be approached on the street, at the store or in church as he required church attendance and daily prayers for all servants and he as well removed any off duty time and extended the hours of work for most of them to 16+ hours a day and he would never do any of the dirty work that was bellow his status as the head of the household.

Needless to say Edgar’s traditional values and dress was not loved by the servants that worked under him but he was adored by the Lord and Lady of the home and they would embrace every change Edgar would implement seeing that it would bring class and distinction to there home further separating them from the other aristocrats and further bringing change in England. Little did No Nonsense Malone know that is Strict My Way or the Highway attitude would have such an impact; he also didn’t know that he was going to set back servants lives and the lives of the upper class back over a century to the era that he dreamed he lived in and was enforcing with an iron fist in the servants hall. Edgar wouldn’t directly see the change seeing that he was almost always working and never took time for himself as his work distracted him from his sexual desires and kept him away from his family as he had no time for any visits and a visit from the family was reward not a rite and he would enforce this when his servants would begin to request time off for family functions and he would give the red stamp of no. If the protested he would pull the pink slip book out of his desk and ask them again what they said cause he wanted to see if he heard them right; seeing that the economy in England was poor at this point as the War of the Nobles was about to be unleashed and the Royal Family was in turmoil with political assassinations, scandalous behaviour and a crashing European Union creating havoc as England would pull out of the Union thus thrusting more power onto the House of Lords and there greed would rape the nation with only a few families not partaking most notably the most out spoken family was the Swanson family that we would now learn was Lord Swanson aka Edison. So being a servant was a good job with decent pay, but didn’t warrant easy access to another job and if they would be terminated from service by the Butler they would never find work in the service world again without starting at the bottom and having to climb the ladder again and it takes years if not decades for a hall boy to reach the third footman status and could be a near lifetime before they saw the valets or the butlers job if they even got a chance to achieve said prestigious job and for the women they had there own chain of command and service ladder but all grievances would go through Edgar’s office and he had final say.

So with fear of unemployment and disgrace many would just be cowed into obedience and this would make Mr.Malone very happy as he was only ever addressed by his surname and never his given name. What he also knew was do to the economic crisis servants jobs where filling up and if he dismissed anyone they would never find work again in the UK and would be forever blacklisted as employers wanted loyal, trusted and dedicated servants that where obedient and not going to rock the boat and many that would be terminated would end up selling themselves into willing slavery just to eat and have a roof over there head and those poor souls where never treated well and had zero rights compared to the minimal protections granted to a employed servant. Edgar had the staff under his thumb and with a stack of resumes and applications on his desk for every post in the home he knew that he could replace any one servant with ease if needed. Mr. Malone’s rules and dress standards where also taking hold all over the UK as what was old is new again and the nobility and upper class loved the ideas of the Edwardian era and the traditions that would stem from Edgar’s book that he treated like a bible and he would become the driving force of change throughout the UK and this would have dire consequences for the United Kingdom as the Steel Legion was as well becoming a very powerful entity and they would grab a hold of Mr. Malone’s bible and within a handful of years they would under the direction of Parliament be able to enforce the standards in that book as written law and removing many of the liberties set forth through time and as well being able to repeal the Anti-Murder Act of 1964 and have the Death Penalty reinstated fully in 2040 but the UK would execute people judicially as early as 2035.

He would also see the implementing of the Morale Act of 2030 where adultery, blasphemy and homosexual behaviour was a Capital Offence and Christianity would become the national religion and any that wouldn’t convert to the Church of England would be put to death or imprisoned thus pushing the Jewish faith once again deep underground and the others would be driven out of the UK and the Druids driven north to escape persecution. This was an unintended explosion of the extreme views of the nobles that where rebuilding the UK after the war and for Edgar this made him very nervous seeing he was homosexual and had chosen England to live for its progressive views and being a Butler to prevent marriage, Edgar at this point was secretly seeing a gentleman in the village a few miles from where he worked and he knew that if he was caught they both would hang and worse he would be sold out so his job would open and he would hang alone. The urges to be with his partner where extreme and he knew that he could only fight it so long before he would be overcome. So Edgar would take extreme actions to prevent from wearing the hemp necktie and having his neck broken, he knew that any long period of illness or injury could get him dismissed so he secretly made an appointment with a doctor in London and than requested a five day holiday for some well needed rest and relaxation. Seeing that he was well loved by the family the gladly gave him the time off and so after the family went to bed Mr. Malone would grab his luggage and hire a Hackney Carriage to bring him to the city after hours and he headed to the doctors office and went in through the back for his appointment. Mr. Malone paid the urologist 3,000 pounds to have himself castrated and receive his medication supply, he as well was given a prescription that he could fill in the village and it would automatically renew every thirty days.

After his procedure Edgar took a Hackney to the local hotel and checked himself in under an assumed name and spent the next five days recovering from his hastily decision that was made out of self preservation and not with much forethought. He would return to the manor and without missing a beat he was back to work like nothing happened and no body would be the wiser, With No Nonsense Malone back to work he was able to once again be the strict authoritarian ruling with an iron hand; he figured he might settle down a little do to the eunuch calm, but he was wrong the whole thing sickened him and no that he was fixed he was just angry and that anger would burn inside him till today. He would never smile again and a serious tone over took him and he became even more stuck in his ways and very unyielding as he focused all his frustration on the female servants and wouldn’t budge and never gave them a second chance even on minor offences if they where a junior servant they where just dismissed and he would hire a replacement. He would become someone that he despised and yet he couldn’t help himself and he just quickly became a very bitter man and Scrooge. He was also watching himself age quicker and sleep far less with each passing month till he was only sleeping an hour or two a night not because he needed to but because he just wanted to get off his feet and the older he would appear the nastier he would become in the servants hall and he would where a mask in the main house and when he was with the Lord of the house and if he ever heard that any of his servant had broken the rules from the Lord or Lady he would quickly deal with them in swift fashion even reporting to the authorities that the Valet was a queer and had attempted to grope one of his Lords guests.

He would even testify in open court to this account and he didn’t know he was committing perjury and sending an innocent man to the gallows a man that he worked with daily since he started at the house and considered a friend; Mr. Malone had become so bitter and so resentful of what he did in London that he was lashing out anyway he could. His life had turned into a living nightmare that he created by his own actions and he was in over his head and he had no where to turn. He would even be summoned to the prison to witness the execution of his one time friend and as he watched the hangman Martin Harrison place the white hood and rope around the neck of Mr. Young and pull the lever before Malone had a chance to blink everyone else jumped a bit at the site of England’s first official hanging in nearly a century, Malone just stood there emotionless and unmoved by what he just witnessed.

This lack of empathy would not go unnoticed by Lord Harrison and he would pull Malone into the executioners office to have a talk with him while Mr. Young was having his neck stretched in the other room. Harrison needed to keep Young hanging for thirty minutes before he could take him down but Harrison saw something special in Malone and him being a Butler and part of England’s Conservative Party he was a perfect candidate for being a hangman’s assistant and with the fast track opened once again he needed new hangman and it was a job that not just anyone could do. It took attention to detail, someone that was available part time and someone who knew not to speak of what he saw and what he did as the hangman’s code meant total silence and discretion and a Butler was the perfect man for the job if they could handle it and for Malone he fit the mold. Do to No Nonsense Malone’s anger he accepted the job and would get permission from his Lord to take a few days off now and then for rest but in reality he was being trained by one of England’s finest executioners since Albert Pierrepoint and soon there would be another legend the handled the rope; Malone would be paid 5,000 pounds plus travel expenses and a 30% gratuity from the commends family for services rendered every time he handled the rope and pulled the lever; and with the list of crimes shorter than the one you could be hanged for this was going to become very lucrative and profitable work.

Malone was finally working within the criminal justice system and yet he was still a Butler he would have the best of two worlds and his bank account was going to like him in only a few short years. While Malone was pulling double duty and not really sleeping anymore but he no longer even wanted to sleep or remove his livery, he just threw himself into his work England was once again going to explode in a peoples revolution and this was going to send hundreds to the gallows, the new magistrates of the Steel Legion would reopen every convicted prisoners case that was convicted of a crime that they could be hanged for and the Barristers would have to retry these cases without a jury and stand before the magistrate only and the defendant thinking they where getting a new trial were really just being fast tracked to the noose and since this was down in a cloak and dagger operation seeing the peoples revolution was in full swing and the courts knew that soon the prisons would be flooded with felons being convicted of treason against the Crown they needed to free cells that were holding left overs from before Capital Punishment was over turned and no double jeopardy would apply since these felons where being tried by the Steel Legion and not the Crown of England; a loophole that Malone was responsible for many years earlier do to his bible and the nation grabbing hold of his antiquated views and policies. The people where in revolt do to the new laws that reconstructed the economy, stripped women of any rights and reestablished the class system and enforced church attendance and gave the nobles absolute authority over the villages in their domain.

The peoples revolution would only last three months before being shut down by the Steel Legion and many would end up within the custody of the Iron Guard but hundreds would find them self standing before a magistrate without a barrister facing the most serious of offences the charge of treason against the crown and this only has one punishment if found guilty and thats death. With zero appeal process in place for those convicted during these trials England would once again be put on the map as the forerunner in the criminal justice system and even with people protesting all around the world and demanding England overturn there convictions or just give them life; even human and metahuman rights groups would try to appeal to the higher courts on there behalf only to find that they were being denied any appearance and day in court. Families of the convicted where outraged and even some innocent folks got swept up during a mass arrest and now faced the gallows with there name on a waiting list and a expiration date on their life; also the families knew they were going to get a 1,500 pound bill from the hangman for there time and services and failure to pay would land them in prison for two years and a 100,000 pound fine as well the 30% fee would be tacked on to this fine thus giving them another bill they couldn’t pay and that would get them a 250,000 fine and another 4 years in prison as well as another 30% and if that wasn’t paid in 90 days it was a trip to the gallows themselves and than their estate would be garnished and the Hangman would get there piece of the cake as well as their now 106,000 pounds since every citizen of the UK was required to carry debtors insurance that only paid out after death. So for the hangman they wanted the people to default cause they would make a windfall and then the process would start all over again with the new hanging and another 1,500 fee to be paid out.

This revolving door was making the few hangman very rich very quickly and seeing they were within the shadows of the United Kingdom they were considered government sponsored shadowrunners and they had nothing to fear as their work was legal and allowed them to work a regular occupation as it was required by the oath the swore and the only way anyone would learn of their handing the rope was if they were seen in white tie when they had to where their executioners guild medal and sash. Though for Malone since he was a Butler and white tie was part of his day job and the guild medal and other accolades he received where not allowed on his livery no one would ever learn of his preoccupation with dropping people since he was considered lower class and would never actually be publicly wearing his medal. Malone also being a miserly person he wouldn’t be spending his new found wealth and not donating to charities he would amass a vast fortune in only a few years and under the new laws after the Peoples Revolution he would wipe out entire family lines do to lack of payment and the children if they were at least thirteen years of age where not spared from the rope as they had to be insured as well.

This would create a desperate need for orphanages and people to adopt the younger children left as orphans do to the mass hangings, and create another humanitarian crisis that would send shivers across the globe. Many hangman wouldn’t drop the children as they themselves where parents but for the grumpy old miser Malone he didn’t care his soul was damaged after his castration and he just hated children and felt that they should be locked away at a boarding school till they were eighteen and forgotten about, so with his grinch like heart he would put the white hood on the children as they cried and when he put the rope around their necks there tears and cries wouldn’t move Malone as he went for the lever with the young teenager unknowing of their fate that they would never see adulthood he pulled the pin and the lever and down they went as the rope went taught and more blood money into his bank account that he didn’t have to worry about being defaulted on and the Crown paying his final fee since no one was left to bill. Harrison would notice Malone’s callous and cold nature but wouldn’t stop him since he was doing his sworn duty and since only Malone and Lord Swimming were willing to hang the children when it rolled far enough down hill to land on them that those men would quickly rise through the ranks and the Butler hangman would eventually be granted a title and land for his dedicated service and seeing he was now a dual citizen he was allowed to accept such a gracious gift. Though for Malone this meant that he was no longer able to perform his duties as a Butler seeing an Earl would never work as a servant and he would have to put in his resignation after thirty years of dedicated service to his Lord and Lady. Though now he was an equal and his friendship would continue till today, Malone was left with a serious problem seeing that he is gay and that is he is now a Lord and he was going to need an heir as well he was going to need to take a wife to be his Lady, but this meant his secret was going to come to lite that he was a eunuch and couldn’t perform sexually any longer.

So Malone just put on a wedding band, hired a full staff and paid them their Edwardian wages: (I will post the wages that they are legally allowed to pay their staff, not all nobles followed this but do you think the miserly scrooge of No Nonsense Malone paid them anything more; even though he spent thirty years as a butler being paid 120,000 pounds a year while the rest of his staff was paid the amount bellow.)

THIS IS THEIR ANNUAL SALARY (ORIGINALLY circa 1900 now the going rate in 2074 no raises in 34 years)

Butler	£60
Housekeeper	£45
Chef	£80
Ladies maid	£32
Kitchen maid	£24
First footman	£26
Second footman	£24
First housemaid	£28
Second housemaid	£22
Scullery maid	£12
Coachman	£18
Hallboy	£16

 

This rate is what they are still being paid today and they don’t have anytime off and work 16+ hours a day and are outfitted in extremely restrictive and formal livery and are expected to maintain traditional standards laid forth by the bible that Malone brought back to England and enforced while he was a Butler and was the cause for the massive political and civil changes within the United Kingdom and gave birth to the rise of the Steel Legion to quell the civil unrest that was caused do to all these major life Altering changes; also the Debtors insurance would cost the servants there entire yearly salary and they would still need to borrow money from there Lord and Lady to pay the remainder of the yearly premiums seeing that the base cost for the Debtors insurance is currently 1,200 pounds a year and thats do to the Peoples Revolution and the Family is not responsible to pay Health Insurance, Unemployment Insurance, Life Insurance, Retirement Pension and Workman’s Comp Insurance. They only have to pay this if they desire to and many families don’t pay any of the insurances, and those that do only pay for the insurance for the Senior servants and not the Juniors.

Malone being a miser we know that he he pays the above rates and doesn’t pay any if the insurance programs and forces them to get the basic government health package that is required by the Crown for all citizens to have, these servants are always in debt to their Lord or Lady and thus can’t afford to lose their jobs or they will end up with their necks broken at the end of a rope. Malone was once a nice and caring young man and now he is a grumpy bitter old man that we are not sure how old he really is, seeing he has prematurely aged do to the stress and extreme work hours he would keep. Though that wouldn’t stop him from rising in status and forgetting what the servants life is actually like and his staff all fear Malone do to the fact that they know he was once a butler and he is the man that set these new standards and holds everyone to highest standards and judges everything and punishes swiftly if service is even a few minutes late. When he would leave his office and back his bags to head to his new manor home and see his village that would be under his thumb, he would take all the applications with him and  as well snipe the valet, housekeeper and chef with him seeing those senior staff members where being paid less than the standard and he promised them the standard rate and they also didn’t want to work under the new butler being brought in to replace No Nonsense Malone, they would rather work for their friend and serve him.

For Malone this was needed seeing that he wouldn’t have to have a new staff trained fully to his standards and as well worry about being harmed by the servants if they got upset with the way of life. The valet would become the butler and Malone would not hire another valet to replace Mr. Brooks that was now pulling double duty but for Malone that was a Butlers job anyways to be the Masters Valet. All prospects for employment would have to pass Malone’s stringent interview process and be fully vetted before they were hired, this miserly man even charged the servants for their uniforms and required a contract to be signed that would lock them into his employment for life seeing they could never repay him for the uniforms and the additional money required for their insurance as well he charged them for their bedding and linens. His servants were basically enslaved by him but they went into it willingly. Though the next part is the sick part of this mental case, he wold travel to the orphanage and purchase three children one son and two daughters no older than five years old that had been stripped from their families during the mass hangings and he made sure that he took children that had siblings and left the sibling behind and that were from families that he wiped out on the gallows. He legally became there father and hired a nanny to raise them and have them properly educated in all the proper culture and etiquette of the aristocracy, then he would become a very strict disciplinarian with his children; and every time he looked at his children he would remember hanging their families and it would bring joy to his blackened heart.

Unlike his siblings Edgar would not turn out to be a nice man, he was a cruel man with a very cold aura about him he was very bitter even though he was beyond wealthy and he hated everyone around him and made Scrooge of the Deaths Hand seem like Boy Scout, you can say that he is a product of his environment but the problem is he created his environment and many in the UK are upset with Lord Malone for the events and changes he brought forth but no one can touch him out of fear cause Decanter is fully embedded with the Steel Legion and totally protected by them at all times. He also travels back and forth from England to New Orleans many times a year to keep up relations with his family and introduce his children to them and tell a long tale about how his wife died from a terminal illness and he had testicular cancer so he can no longer reproduce but he was a lucky man that he was able to have these angels before he had his operation (what an evil man Edgar turned out to be).

Edgar now works for Scotland Yard as a Criminal Psychologist and is called to the stand as an expert witness for the prosecution, he as well offers these services to New Orleans and Seattle and has testified multiple times for his baby brother Jack Malone, he is now an internationally licensed hangman and travels all over to perform his duties and since 2040 he has hanged over eight hundred people and counting seeing is still very active and now with the Steel Legion fully in control and the Monarchy restored with the Pirate King in control Edgar has a steady stream of condemned to drop and families to bill. His children are now all grown but still live at home with there strict father as the children would in Edwardian times and he sent them all off to boarding school to become proper lords and lady’s and as I write this Lord Edgar Howell Malone Earl of Glasgow is about to marry his eldest daughter off to Prince Edward and thus raise his status in the House of Lords and the irony is that he arranged this marriage and his daughter is not protesting, he has already received his dowry of Seventy-five million pounds and a commission within the Royal Army of Colonel; Yes this Grand Hangman of the Hangman’s Order the highest rank achievable has just been given a commission with the Royal Army and he never served a day or has any official training, must be nice to be a noble and not to mention Seventy-five million pounds just for having raised a perfect obedient and fertile young women that was confirmed to be a virgin. He continues to profit of his children and he will be looking for a suitable husband for his other daughter and a wife for his son though you can bet any dowry he hands over is not going to be all that large seeing he is still very much a miser.

And I know you readers are wondering if I just outed and killed this miser with my article and thats why I am writing this about No Nonsense Malone and your correct this could have worked but I am at least a decade and change to late as the Steel Legion eventually overturned there stance on homosexuality within the nobles and they even allow the nobles to purchase a suitable sexual plaything to spare them from the gallows or the chopping block all the noble has to do is pay the simple five hundred Pound fine and they have someone they can keep chained in their own dungeon and when bored they just return them get a refund and buy a new one if they want. This only applies to the nobles, though for Malone he can’t really take advantage of this seeing its been reported that his is totally impotent and still trying to play the straight card; though even if he was outed or assumed gay it would be dismissed anyways as just hearsay. Everyone believes his sad story that he tells and he has the documents to verify his tale, though I have the reports from witnesses about his claims and his former lovers account before Malone outed him and than hanged his former lover so he couldn’t spill the beans about the gay Butler and risk his own neck.

This man is worse than any other runner on this page, his killings are legal and justified and he gains pleasure and wealth from dropping people and do to being the Grand Hangman and his work in hanging all those that rose up when the King went to war with the United Canadian American States and all the Deaths Hand soldiers that ended up at the end of Malone’s rope he has become well known like Lord Swimming and Lord Harrison. Though Hang’em High Harrison has a new boss in the order and thats the man he brought in as the miser Edgar has surpassed his teacher and now holds the record for the most drops and tied for the fastest hanging; it is sicking that these men compete like that but I guess when you have a steady stream of victims it’s easy to get desensitised to it and forget that it’s actually a human life you are taking. But for Malone he started that way and to continue he bought his children and ripped them from their siblings and from what I heard the siblings of Malone’s children all met an ill fate on the chopping block by the Steel Legion once they turned thirteen for some false charge that was deemed legitimate. This man has also married his nanny so he could have a Lady and has her so convinced that his story is real that she wont even listen to any negative remarks about her husband, and this man single handedly ruined the lives of everyone in the United Kingdom and opened the door for everything were are now forced to endure and he has lied so many times that I don’t know if he even remembers what the truth is.

Lord Malone is very dangerous, just remember that, he is a physical adept so there is that issue and he has spent a serious amount of time with the Steel Legion, the New Orleans runners and the Seattle runners so who knows what skills and lost arts he knows and that he is the Chief of all the Hangman in his order and has very serious pull in the court system and is an expert witness so he gets paid to testify that you are sane enough to stand trial and then gets paid to hang you. He always seems to have a white pocket square in his pocket; nope not a pocket square its the white execution hood he always keeps one on him. This man is not like Lord Harrison that believes once the condemned are dropped they are innocent as they have served their sentence and should be treated with respect, no Malone believes even after death they are guilty and he uses his noble rite to force the body to be cremated and the ashes dumped in the trash shoot and just marked as a number on a empty mass grave that he than charges for. He doesn’t allow the families to claim the bodies and he even has used the hanged body as a test subject for his anatomy training and how to create an even better form of hanging and trust me this man is very grim. He will not think twice about having you arrested on a trumped up charge and then being the one who gets to drop you as the Grand Chief he gets first crack at the schedule and can personally select who he kills like he is shopping for groceries and he is the reason that England, France and America have a shortage of hangman he wants only the best of the best performing this line of work and yes I said France and thats Deaths Hand territory but even they let the world class hangman come on over and go dropping people in public squares. For Malone this is a holiday and he really enjoys hanging the french as he is more a Brit now than an American and he hates the French people and has openly said that they have gotten what they deserve and the Hand pays him fifty Thousand Credits per hanging and he goes over there twice a year and drops close to fifty people in two days each time and sometimes more. When Alexander first took France he hired Lord Swimming and Lord Malone to do his mass hangings and paid them both one hundred million credits and he used Frances own coffers to pay the legendary hangman and the last thing the french diplomats and politicians heard was the two British Lords laughing and pocking fun at the cowards that always run and surrender as they were preparing them to be hanged and they were banned from using their hoods so these men got to see the exact moment they were going to die as the lever was pulled.

In closing just stay away from this bastard, he gets rich off the backs of the hardworking people and he has no care in the world who he hurts with his actions, nobles are supposed to be honourable and benevolent rulers of there people and not monsters like this, Malone has no soul, no conscience and a heart as black as coal; he has lost all forms of compassion and is a total sociopath that is allowed to walk free among us and he is the one that gets to judge us all and determine if someone is sane or not and understands right from wrong when he doesn’t even understand the difference so just keep clear this is no noble to cross as he will gladly have your neck broken and he even has a gallows on his property as well as a pillory and stocks set up in front of the village church where he acts as the towns judge and representative of the Steel Legion and being an Earl and the Grand Chief Hangman he is allowed and granted permission to run court and trials in his home town hence the gallows. He has exposed his children to his work many times to desensitise them to it and brings them to public hangings as a day trip with dad. like I said he is a twisted man and not like his siblings I can’t believe that Lord Edgar H Malone comes from the same family the produced Father Michael W Malone. I will just say this there will come a time that you will meet your maker and you will have to judged for all you sins and asked why do you think you deserve to be in heaven after murdering over 800 people and saying I was just doing my job is not a acceptable answer you dirt bag Lord Edgar Malone.

 

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