Membership: Freelance/Cajun Mafia
Apparent Age: 60+
Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Run Simply Run and keep fucking running)
Preferred Weapon: Cavalry Sabre
Bio: Now the true final piece of the puzzle within the Cajun Cavalry and that is the man known as Crawdad and lets simply begin with that he seems to be just like Dover Barton a man that is part of the Horseman but exceeds the four aspect and the secret fifth…..well Edwin your secret is out and we in the Demure will brig you to justice for your crimes against the loyal UCAS and Legion.
The Crawdad is yet another that has been twisting and manipulating his way through the government system and working to tear down the walls as they like to put and watch the world burn as Old World Blues rises from the ashes of everything we know and love. I bet that Edwin has deep sorted connections to the Yates family or the DiCane family like all the damn Malones do as this clan of original gangsters seems to be focused very heavily on both Max and Tony and for what reasons.
The Crawdad until recently was believed to be someone else entirely and even the photo we posted for this Cajun Bastard was wrong till the new one mysteriously appeared and so did the reports about the Crawdad and a message stating that before Black Death comes for you all please report on this Cajun Bastard. Well I do like having my work done for me, the stupid rebels think they can stop us they can’t even find the Demure and they supposedly have the worlds best deckers and to that I laugh…Ha Ha Ha.
Well it seems that Crawdad is simply like the other four of the Cajun Cavalry and was at one time a Sentinel and part of that dreaded Ghost Division….why haven’t they all been rounded up and hanged in beyond rational thought they are all old men seriously capture them already. Well what else well he is a highly trained decker on the same scope as Dump Shock and Slicer not to mention Schoolmaster and Gentleman so running theme and with a few keystrokes he can upgrade himself whatever thats all about.
Okay I am guessing he is a master swordsman with a blade so sharp it can slice a tank in half….oh look i can slice a diamond coated armoured tank in half and yet it leaves little to no blood behind and the cut is precise….okay that has to be propaganda, I don’t know what Mathew was yammering about when he was working on Schoolmasters. Though I haven’t seen Shawn online since he started working on Slicer’s profile, that’s not normal, maybe his terminal is acting up.
Okay back to Crawdad what a stupid name well he is bayou trash so I guess it fits, now where was I okay this man can block and redirect bullets…ya right. Okay this old bastard moves like lightning, and has never once been registered with the Denver Magical Registration Forces…..Guess the Denver Guard was slacking well they are simply as corrupt as the rebels so why not. He is close friends with Walter Segal and helps Dump Shock protect his personal data…why would an old worthless catholic priest need a decker I guess he has some altar boys to keep silent.
Seems that Crawdad spent time in Texas working within the school system and mentoring Anthony DiCane and helping him keep his grades up and teaching him the basics of investigation. Well it does say here that Crawdad was a retired Cajun Police Detective and was a homicide captain so that makes sense I guess, why is always the Harbingers and what are they part of that this washed up has been would have vested interest in these worthless kids.
How does a man go from being a law enforcement desk jockey to being one of the most feared swordsman and deckers in the known world….well I assume the Federal Immorality Project but seriously this old bastard doesn’t look like he spent much time working with a computer as his generation is known for fearing technology not embracing it. Why does it say here that Shelby and Edwin are to be feared as Black Death and what is Black Death, this makes zero sense this man can’t be all that powerful or we would have heard about him prior to this data coming in.
Well it seems like he is the king of kings when it comes to battle and no one can stand toe to toe with him and wields his blade like its part of him, well shitheads all swordsman do that haven’t you watched Killer Blades 1 through 21 yet, they explain it all in there. Okay he is a Presidents Men now that’s interesting but why is his signature blade a cavalry sabre and not a plasma sword like the rest of them…well I guess he hasn’t earned the privilege and is nothing more than a useless newbie, well a simple gunshot will take him down I guess easy enough; since no one one block bullets in real life.
Whats going on……my system is locking up……my terminal is going rogue……….<<<Well, Well Demure bastard, seems that you are the lucky one in this game we call life. You get to live for know and watch as your friends are rounded up and brought to justice for serving a known terrorist of the UCAS. Some will die others will swing and many will simply vanish till the order of the True Demure is no more…….you can’t stop BLACK DEATH for it’s coming for you all and you’re Screwed Whelp!! Don’t fear, your auto cooker will reload and your lifestyle cleaning will make certain that your home is nice and spotless…..well we must keep your prison cell nice and tidy now. Well once your parents leave for work the doors will lock ad the house will be sealed till we say otherwise and don’t try to run now Whelp…..you don’t think we didn’t upload a tracking program into your skull while you and the rest of your clowns where plugged in running your mouths……Whelp this is Black Death and you all have been warned now this is our time…..enjoy your prison cell……I see the front door closing and your mommy and daddy are off to work well say good bye cause this is when your sentence begins…..will send you private video and audio updates of your friends in the Demure……..you know someone needs to tell the tale…..for they won’t believe a simple old timer like us Whelp!!
TOTAL SYSTEM LOCK DOWN……..ALL SYSTEMS FAILING……..THIS IS BLACK DEATH
<<Whelp it’s best of you start respecting your elders>>