Membership: Second Hand Devils
Apparent Age: 60
Preferred Weapon: ???
Bio: The Miser is yet another member of this troubled team of murderers and terrorists that have made a home within the Australian Outback and with the protection of the Astral Storms and the Enforcer guarding their home no one will dare to step one foot into the outback to even go where no man dares to tread. The Second Hand Devils are the nations premier criminal outfit and not even the Australian dares to even admit that the Devils are a problem and even that they exist beyond mere rumours.
Well I hate to break the news story wide open but these terrorists do exist and they have zero concern for the sanctity of life and are willing to do whatever is needed to get the job done and this brings me to the Miser the man that is so cheap that he will try to squeeze to pennies together to get blood and I am not joking; this man is so cheap that he holds no value for the life of anyone and will kill for whatever he is offered and he will find the most painful and cheapest way to kill his target and will go as far as testing his cheap murder methods o the innocent bystanders….why just cause he can and thats why.
This man has killed with a spoon, straws, loose change and basically anything he can find laying around is deadly in his hands and he gets total enjoyment from his actions and hearing the screams of his victims as the beg for there lives and relishes in the sounds of the death rattle and only than will the Miser break a smile and yet the Australian government is willing to let this man walk free and as well conduct training classes in the art of murder; he is even willing to cross the line and kill those that wear the badge and feed there remains to his collection of Great White Sharks that he keeps within his personal aquarium that he charges citizens a bundle to go and visit to learn about the dangers of Australia; though he leaves out the biggest danger and thats the Second Hand Devils.
This team and it’s members have wandered free for way to long and have a hero complex and consider themselves the educators of the guilty and the punishers of the wicked, though in reality they are the truly evil ones walking on the soil and hell they call themselves the Second Hand Devils and all have mastered the art of cleaning and erasing and the Miser is no different; this man is beyond reproach and his miserly ways have turned him into a greed struck killer that places no value on life except for those of his fellow Devils. The local tribes worship them as gods and their supernatural ability to control the beasts of the ocean, rivers and outback makes them seem even more godlike to the less educated but to those with a brain can see that these killers are just exploiting the local tribes for protection and have embraced the magic storms to warp their already twisted minds.
Miser like the others have crossed the pond and have landed here in Seattle and for what reason is unknown but whatever the reason it can’t be good for nothing good comes from anything the Second Hand Devils and the scariest part is that the entire team is not coming to America and they have left many unknown elements back in the Outback to continue to strike fear into the Australian people and make certain that the Devils are not forgotten; and we as Americans have to deal with the worst of the worst of this team here in the Emerald city and thats has us all scared as there is little known about the Second Hand Devils and even less known about the ones that have decided to cross the ocean and take up residence here in America.
The man known as Miser is just another problem child from down under and a man that kills for the sheer enjoyment of killing and will work for whatever he is offered, we know that he is decked out with the best gear, cyber and bio money can buy as well as whatever special technology that can only be found in Australia and thats terrifying. The only recorded action Miser has taken is when he brought down a T-Rex that escaped from Jurassic Park and ended up in Australia video images show the Miser single handedly bringing down the escaped dinosaur before turning his attention on a Great Western Dragon and becoming the only third man to ever claim the title of Dragon Slayer along with Quickdraw and Deicide; though Miser took down two very large threats by himself and spared his home country the tragedies that would come with those beasts loose and for a split second he was hailed a hero and than the Miser proved he was a villain when he committed cold blooded murder just minutes after being hailed a hero and proving a Second Hand Devil can’t change its stripes and he needs to be behind bars or hanged before he makes more people his victims though with the title Dragon Slayer he is far more feared than a man of his ilk should be; his luck will run out and seeing that he is now on American soil the Miser will hopefully meet his match and end up in shackles like he belongs awaiting his hanging for the many countless murders he has committed.
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