News Archives: 9/1/73 - 12/9/73 | 12/10/73 - 12/27/73 | 12/28/73 - 1/07/74 | 1/08/74 - 1/25/74 | 1/25/74 - 2/6/74 | 02/06/74 - 02/01/75 | 05/01/75 - 25/01/75 | 26/01/75 - 07/03/75 03/08/75 <- One More Time! Ok ok ok, finally it’s at least the next day, but seriously what in the hell. I don’t know who this “friend” is, but man they seem to have a hard on for me with their data. Well, to that I say feel free to send it, cause holy crap this just keeps getting stranger and at this point I’m all in. Alright, so this one is a bit weird (I know - but just hold on). Where the other … Read More
Augustus “Gus” Blarney (Guinness)
Membership: Unknown Race: Human Height: 5’7 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Gunsmith Adept (Cyber Criminal): Circle Unknown (Good Fucking Question……Don’t even bother trying to engage!) Preferred Weapon: Colt .45 Revolver (Modified) Runner Song: Here be another old timer that has returned to the game, another of the Elite within the Colonial Marines, Kingsmen, […]
Q-Bert
Membership: Unknown Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 150 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Unknown (Cyber Criminal) Preferred Weapon: ??? Runner Song: They call him Q-Bert and they call him the Umbrella Man for this is another of the Wasteland Outlaw, for Q-Bert is a courier and he carries the Number 27 on his back. So why […]
Alvin Webster (Chronic, Stomper)
Membership: Hellfire Squad/Kingsman/London Dungeon/Post Office/Bounty Hunters Race: Human Height: 5’10 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Gunner Adept: Circle Unknown and considered extremely high……..(Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!!) Preferred Weapon: Handheld Rotary Harpoon Thrower Runner Song: BIO: First let me start this off by saying this is NOT RAMPAGE!! The Deaths Hand […]
Alfred Barnabe (Myth)
Membership: Kingsmen Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 200 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Swordsman/Social Adept: Circle Unknown (Registration Refused Violently) <In Violation> Preferred Weapon: Sword Cane Runner Song: Bio: Now here is a very interesting man within British and American politics, his name is simple Sir Alfred Barnabe…..the man, the MYTH, the legend; the man […]
Avery “GOAT” Webster (Mariner)
Membership: Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 170 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Run and Keep Running, Don’t Engage!) Preferred Weapon: Dual English Short Blades Runner Song: Bio: Well it seems the Webster family is starting to emerge from the shadows and make the headlines all of a sudden, we learned about […]
Senator Jack “John” Whitefield (Wembley)
Membership: Kingsmen Race: Human Height: 5’8 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Swordsman Adept: Circle Unknown (Seriously this is a Kingsmen…..DON’T ENGAGE!! Preferred Weapon: Dual English Short Blades Runner Song: Bio: Okay seriously this man was just announced as a sitting UCAS Senator for the state of West Virginia representing the Freedom Party and […]
Grifter “IRS” Antilles (Smuggler)
Membership: Horsemen Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 200 Apparent Age:60+ Archetype: Cybered Pilot Adept: Circle (Good Fucking God!!!!!) Preferred Weapon: Cavalry Sabre Runner Song: Bio: Now seriously who the hell is this one….Grifter well thats a very unique first name, must be an alias or he would have been tortured growing up by the other […]
Bail “Bothan” Canterbury (Spacer)
Membership: Ghost Squad (Rogue One) Race: Human Height: 5’7 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 60+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle (Don’t even dare to attempt to confront…..the grim reaper is less lethal) Preferred Weapon: Cavalry Sabre Runner Song: Bio: Well who do we have here….Bail Canterbury the prodigal son of Elmer Canterbury, the lone survivor of Canterbury […]
Dr. Abbot Malone (Warrant)
Membership: Unknown Race: Human Height: 5’5 Weight: 160 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Simply Kill Yourself….Save him the time!!) Preferred Weapon: Jamestown Stormrider Hellfire Series Classic (modified) Runner Song: Bio: Dr. Malone the man simply called Warrant on the streets and known through out the underworld as the harbinger of death, this […]
Dwight Schwartz (Giggles)
Membership: 67th Stormriders/Jamestowns Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 70 Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle (Suicide is Easier!!) Preferred Weapon: Stormrider Lucifer’s Thunder Classic 6.66 magnum (modified) Runner Song: Bio: Okay yet another dynasty discovered the Schwartz family has one of their youngsters within the shadows and this one is not that young….just […]
Wesley “Sonic” Burns (Burn Notice, Burnsy)
Membership: Post Office/Kingsmen/Presidents Men Race: Human Height: 5’7 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 60 Archetype: Cybered Swordsman Adept: Circle Unknown (Good Fucking God!!) Preferred Weapon: Tri-Fold Scorpion Long Blade Runner Song: Bio: Now here is a real asshole and problem player of the Post Office, the man is simply called Burn Notice and this man is […]
Kentucky Schwartz (Danger)
Membership: Post Office Race: Human Height: 5’7 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 75+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Just Run and Keep Running) Preferred Weapon: Tri-Fold Scorpion Dagger Runner Song: Bio: Now here is a real piece of work that is employed by both the Post Office and London Dungeon….his name is Kentucky Schwartz and they […]
Caldwell “Statistics” McDougall (Numbers)
Membership: Presidents Men Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 160 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Your Already Dead and Don’t Know It!!) Preferred Weapon: Tri-Fold Scorpion Dagger & Tri-Fold Twisted Short Blade Runner Song: Bio: They call him Numbers and this man is a very dangerous killer, he has been hunting his fellow […]
Cromwell Spencer (Monsoon)
Membership: Unknown Race: Human Height: 5’11 Weight: 180 Apparent Age: 60+ Archetype: Social Cybered Adept: Circle Unknown (Good God!!) Preferred Weapon: 13th Century English Long Sword and Dagger Runner Song: Bio: His name is Monsoon and he is here to stay, this Englishman has travelled a long way to cause a havoc within America; Lord […]
Lord Hemingway Yorkshire (Custodian)
Membership: Kingsman Race: Human Height: 5’8 Weight: 170 Apparent Age: 60+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Run For Your Damned Life) Preferred Weapon: English Nobles Sabre Runner Song: Bio: Lord Hemingway Yorkshire has returned to the House of Lords and to the surprise of his friends he is not among the fallen as his twin […]
Dr. Wesley “Cold & Calculating” Segal (C.C.)
Membership: London Dungeon Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 160 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown (Never Ask…..You won’t like the answer.) Preferred Weapon: English Long Sword Runner Song: Bio: C.C is one of the original members of the London Dungeon since Tinker formed that secret order of spies and assassins; he personally recruited […]
Dr. Edwin Cannon (Autocrat)
Membership: London Dungeon Race: Human Height: 5’4 Weight: 140 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown Preferred Weapon: ??? Runner Song: Bio:
Dr. Robert “Golden Rule” Welsh (Editor)
Membership: London Dungeon Race: Human Height: 5’8 Weight: 170 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Don’t bother asking Preferred Weapon: ??? Runner Song: Bio:
Dr. Kevin “Magnus” O’Malley (Serum)
Membership: London Dungeon Race: Human Height: 5’5 Weight: 150 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Only God Freaking Knows! Preferred Weapon: ??? Runner Song: Bio: His name is Serum and he is one of the top spies within the London Dungeon, this man has haunted the underworld for decades and beyond. Magnus as they […]
Dr. Richard “Dick” Bourbon (Poltergeist)
Membership: London Dungeon Race: Human Height: 5’8 Weight: 160 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle No Freaking Idea Preferred Weapon: ??? Runner Song: Bio:
Dr. Sylvester “SS” Sinister (Agent Orange)
Membership: London Dungeon Race: Human Height: 5’7 Weight: 160 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Good Freaking Question Preferred Weapon: ??? Runner Song: Bio: Hello everyone my name is Sylvester and I have decided that I wont give the Demure (How stupid of them to add the “E” at the end of Demur….they truly […]
Lord Quincy “Q” Graham (Tinker)
Membership: Steel Legion Race: Human Height: 5’4 Weight: 140 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Swordsman Adept: Circle (Kiss your bloody ass goodbye!) Preferred Weapon: Ancient English Long Blade Runner Song: Bio: Lord Graham the Earl of Salisbury is yet another lost legend of the ages, lost to time and to history so much I will […]
Colonel Jeffery Oliver Copper (Pong)
Membership: Steel Legion Race: Human Height: 5’7 Weight: 155 Apparent Age:65+ Archetype: Combat Decker Preferred Weapon: DAOD Assault Pistol Runner Song: Bio: Lets get ready for a game of pong with the master of the matrix, Colonel Copper is one of the worlds premier deckers and the regions most successful computer engineer. They call him […]
Jack Bing (Hound)
Membership: Texas Elite/Colonial Marine/Shadow Guild/Kingsman Race: Human Height: 5’6 Weight: 160 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Decker (Yes), Reporter (Yup), Cybered Gunner Adept of Ungodly Circle (YUP), Full Fledged Assassin of the Royal Division (Yup): Run away and never look back!! Preferred Weapon: The Needler is the nicest weapon he uses. Hell Forge Stormrider Assault Mini […]
Dr. Elias “Doomsday” Fort (Polaris, Warhead, Nuclear Killer)
Membership: The Deaths Hand Stormrider Race: Human Height: 6’0 Weight: 195 Apparent Age: 75+ Archetype: Demolitions Expert (Physical Adept): Circle Unknown (Death Looms in the shadows and his name is Doomsday) Preferred Weapon: Stormrider/Jamestown Classic .75 cal Pistol (Highly Modified) Runner Song: Bio: This man is as heartless as they come, Polaris is the […]
Robert “Neverland” Churchill (Sandman & Rifter)
Membership: HRM/Kingsmen/Belfast Ghosts/Harbor Masters Race: Human Height: 5’5 Weight: 150 Apparent Age: 70+ Archetype: Cybered Swordsman Adept: Circle (Simply pray for a quick death) Preferred Weapon: Tri-fold Scorpion Dagger Runner Song: Bio: Sandman is nothing more than an assassin. He stalks the night and kills his prey while they sleep. He got his handle […]
