THE LONDON DUNGEON
The London Dungeon is a top secret agency within the Royal Secret Service and directly connected to both MI6 and the Kingsman; this order has relied heavily on secrecy and extortion for decades if not longer, how long the London Dungeon has been in operation is unknown but seeing it’s founder is the infamous Lord Graham and he has been around for quite some time one can only think this agency of terror has been working under the radar since the prior century. The Demure originally brought the London Dungeon the attention of the public earlier this year and than are leader in his infinite wisdom cowed to the threats of these nearly dead out dated relics of the past; I believe information belongs to everyone and the Demurest be damned I will continue the project that has been on the shelf for months, how dangerous can the London Dungeon actually be anyways.
This order hails out of West Minster Abbey within London England and is the pet project of the Intelligence Director Lord Quincy Graham and in his wisdom this man decided that it would be a great idea to create a secondary spy agency that would tangle all of the England’s worst criminal elements and than expand into Europe, Asia and the America’s but yet the London Dungeon would ignore the direct threats to the world in the Death’s Hand, Human Resistance Movement, Sons of the True Confederacy and the Sons of Liberty and work against the structure of the established governments thus thrusting the world deep into war and keeping those fires burning for ages.
This agency has no concern for the sanctity of Europe let alone the world, they only care about the bottom dollar and business that is war. Lord Graham is a true warmonger and has abused his power and trust to exploit this by creating an order that would supersede the powers of the elected government and hand true power over life and death to himself and the members of the London Dungeon; also this would extend to the Kingsman and eventually allow for the rise of the super power the Steel Legion that Lord Graham is a major shareholder and active Chief Operating Officer; this is not a coincidence and his rise to the top of that corporate military order was not just by chance. Lord Graham is an agent of war and has been making his fortunes of the blood and tears of every son sent off to die in battle.
The London Dungeon is supposed to be just an intelligence agency that works within the confines of the law, yet we know they are a black site and handle to dark problems that should be brought before the justice system but yet they are contracted to the London Dungeon and then vanish without a trace. This means that the Dungeon is full of assassins and spies and what is more dangerous to national security than an order that supersedes the law; answer nothing is and thats exactly what the London Dungeon is an agency filled with criminals that avoided arrest and execution by being recruited by the director of MI6 and having their files vanish.
They say that the London Dungeon is good for England as they have kept us safe from the elven threat of the Nog but what threat, the elven invasion of 2018 was nothing more than lies told to us by the powers that be and the great battle that made the Sentinels a national treasure and turned a bunch of cold hearted mercenaries into heroes is as well lies; the Sentinels have a long rooted connection to the Kingsman and Presidents Men as well Lord Graham and his London Dungeon. This in my readers is why I say we were lied to and Lord Graham needed his military unit to be praised and the work he did within MI6 to be ignored, never trust anyone who is deeply rooted in politics and as well one that works as a spy lying is second nature and documents can be forged so I have ignored all historical records and am working off what I have uncovered from word of mouth.
When dealing with a spy agency it is important to understand that the facts will be diluted and the truth is not as clear as it seems, we need to look between the lines to find the writing on the walls. The connections between Lord Graham and the terrorists and the sheer amount of people that supposedly went missing thanks to the London Dungeon are hard to ignore also I have found no concrete evidence that the Dungeon has done any good and only harm; people are afraid of the Ghosts as they call them and fear speaking ill about the spooks cause they don’t want to be paid a visit; to that I say fear not my readers, I have uncovered a few members of the Dungeon and they are all relics of the past and no real threat to anyone, a school boy could knock them over with a light push these fossils might have once been a problem but even Lord Graham himself looks like my Grandpa and not a spy or assassin, looks like he spent to much time behind a desk and eating expensive meals with the noblemen that have committed treason by failing to sign the treaty.
I would like to report more on the actions of the London Dungeon but I can’t as they haven’t done anything in nearly two decades but yet they maintain their fear mongering and keeping the infernos of war burning bright into the night. They might have once been active physically but now all they seem to be is spin doctors and masters of the written word and that can be explained by the fact that these ghosts are all ancient and nearly dead, whatever magic or medicine that is keeping them alive will eventually fail and they will all be gone overnight. Though the damage they caused is real; they have given England the Steel Legion, The Executioners Guild, the Pirate King as it’s newest Monarch and have protected every single rebel and terrorist that they come across while taking down honest men and destroying an established government and replacing it with the Steel Legion and giving us the Legion Law and Rules of Conduct to go by.
Many in my order warned me not to continue with this project; I told them I am not afraid and anyway I have better software and defence programs than any outdated decker could ever dream of; “Bring it on Lord Swanson, Bring it on Colonel Jeffery Cooper you will never find me and you can never stop me and yes Lord Swanson I know about your connection to the Steel Legion and how your hiding in America like a scolded child.” If Swanson is connected to the London Dungeon I am unsure but I know Colonel Cooper is and to that I challenge them to find me and the Demure. They have failed so far to stop us from uncovering the dirty little secrets, and I have colleges that are working on the Crystal Dragons as I speak and even they have ignored the Demurest cause the truth is more important.
Though in closing seeing how much of a web Lord Graham has spun and how deep he is invested with the rebel agencies I can say that the London Dungeon is the premiere intelligence agency of the rebels and all the orders working to undermine the world’s governments and enslave us all find their roots within the London Dungeon and Lord Graham is the true mastermind behind the entire rebellion. He is personally connected to so many of the leaders and has dealings with those he is not personally connected to it cant be a coincidence and according to statements the London Dungeon and Steel Legion only target those that support freedom and those that oppose the traitorous nobles. They also support genocide by funding the Human Resistance Movement and the Deaths Hand that waged war on England not once but twice and than the Steel Legion just offered them an olive branch and welcomed them into England and dubbed and gave them part of the English countryside to set up their military outposts.
If all of this doesn’t scream treason I don’t know what does and the fact that the Guild of Executioners is hands off when it comes to Lord Graham and the London Dungeon is maddening the other fact is that members of that guild are also within the Steel Legion, Deaths Hand, Human Resistance Movement, Confederate Forces and Sons of Liberty is also vomit inducing. I have no idea why the Demure such a noble order has a hands off policy to the London Dungeon as nothing bad has happened to me during my lengthy research and even submitting my paper to my professor for my associates degree. I will leave you with this the London Dungeon can be found within West Minster Abbey and I ask all those with an interest in uncovering the truth to join me in exposing these monsters and break into the Dungeon both physically and through the matrix and bring these relics to justice and expose the atrocities of there past, we have nothing to fear from the fossils in suits for we are the young so rise up and create anarchy for the noblemen and rusting spies within the London Dungeon.
Scum of the Earth
Lord Quincy “Q” Graham (Tinker): Well bloody hell this bloke is quite the old chap. He has been putting together chum while chipper for a long time. Eh, fuck this. Not writing like an Englishmen. We are the Demure, I’m not hiding or letting you out. Fuck the Demurest for trying to stop us. Thanks to O’Brien (rest his hallowed and good soul) we have plenty of intel on these asswipes. Tinker, according to records, has been lionized for a long, long time and has been felling foes and designing gadgets as if he were out of some stupid James Bond film for hundreds of years. Watches that go boom, pens that film (before the tech was readily available) and cars that riggers wouldn’t think to build for a long time have all come out of his workshop. Furthermore, all of these individuals are basically kingsmen as the orders work together. Look at their pins, these guys get the intelligence and then they send the lowly field agents out to do the reconnaissance and remove problems. All while they sit on their “bloody arses” collecting a massive paycheck. They are not only thieves of their own government, but they are no more ethical than the stupid fucking hangman’s guild. They are probably in bed with each other. Not to mention only god knows how many bribes this fucker took from Alexander before the war that forced them to crumble.
Dr. Richard “Dick” Bourbon (Poltergeist): Honestly, the entirety of this man’s existence can be summed up in his nickname – Dick. Not to be crass, thought I fucking will be if I have to, but its true. This man is a useless ghost of the past. Its even in his fuckin name! All he does is haunt places moaning due to the pain of his bones grinding against each other. Get a new fucking hip ya douche! If you steal all this money from the government then get some cyber! Stop “haunting” the place, just drop by and I will happily put you out of your misery. Just die already all of you, seriously!
Dr. Sylvester “SS” Sinister (Agent Orange): Ah, another has been. This one must one the back burner and unused part of the list, because the “SS” obviously stands for his income – Social Security! See! These fuckers have been sponging the system both for their pay and their pension!! Agent Orange uses, you guessed it Orange Clean, to scrub away the targets and clean their clock. He used to use Bleach, but I hear they had a falling out. Though rumors on the streets around the Dungeon when it was falling apart was that maybe if he switched to Oxy Clean the windows would have look better in the blue shimmer. This man needs to take his social security and retire, no more part time job for him. That or just go to the gallows and get one of your friends to end it. You deserve it quick (that way you don’t change your mind).
Dr. Kevin “Magnus” O’Malley (Serum): This man might be the biggest problem that has ever existed on the face of the earth. It is rumored that he is the one who caused nearly every problem our generation has to deal with. This old coot is rumored to have invented the first lionization formula! This mother fucker is the reason all these old men can run and jump like they are in their 20’s and not only was he the first, but he fucking shared it! If he had acted like most of this group, selfish/self centered/care for nobody else, he would be the old one and the rest would be dead. In fact most of the runners on this site would be dead! If nature were allowed to take its course runners would only last for 10 or 20 years and then have to retire as their bodies and minds degraded. This asinine, bulbous, god playing lunatic was arrogant enough to not only challenge natural order, but spread the cure to it! Of all the devilish, demonic, callous, and deserving of a torturous death souls on this wiki this man deserves that absolute worst, for if not for him none of these runners (other than the dragons) would still exist and the world would be at peace.
Sir Oxford “G” Windsor (Friday): Ah yes, the brother of the Steel Legion Shmuck Scales. Friday, also known commonly as the name given to the second in charge, this man has been passing the buck (and the scredriver) to Tinker for many a decade. This man basically stays in the shadow of his brother and boss in order to get away scott free with whatever he wants to do. He may be a “G” (original inidividual/boss) on the streets, but in his workplace he is nothing other than the first lackey for both Tinker and his brother. Maybe one day he will grow a pair, but until then he will have to sweep the lab and hire the staff for his brother’s estate.
Dr. Robert “Golden Rule” Welsh (Editor): Now talk about a fucking contradiction. “Golden Rule” my ass. He doesn’t treat anyone the way he wants to be treated. He murders and tortures his victims with a terrible knife like his brothers. President’s Men obviously must have learned from these people, cause their brothers and family members are in both and they follow in each other’s footsteps. Though you have to imagine family dinners were quite strained when the colonies broke off. Whew boy can you imagine “pass the potatoes like you pass the tea?!”. Ugh. Good luck with this one, maybe you can edit is attitude if nothing else.
Colonel Jeffery Oliver Cooper (Pong): Bleep… Bleep… Bleep… Bing… Score 1-0. Ooops, didn’t realize I was already live here, was just playing to get some inspiration. Well, welcome to the legend that is pong. The game that sat right at the gates of the video game era. Sufice to say this individual is a decker, and for sure one of the old ones. He is probably up there with the Banker and Asteroid. Not only is he old and trained in all that is decking, but it can be assumed that if he is within the Dungeon that he must also be a master at sneaking and backstabbing, especially to his country. One of the many bastards that are raping England dry of her resources and the souls of her people. Normally you would think a decker is harmless, but this man probably makes the hound look like his minty fresh friend – a puppy.
Dr. Edwin Cannon (Autocrat): Well what else is new. Where there is a Grimm (or one of their pawn families) there is always a Cannon. I’m beginning to think that the Cannon’s are actually members of the Brother’s Grimm and are simply on the down low. I mean, their family’s head trained the Pharmacist, and in turn they have reciprocated. They are involved in all of the same “extracurricular” activities. At this point they are essentially the same. They even have the nutty side of the tree and the murderous side of the tree (as well as those that intersect like Chemist and Shyster; two peas in a pod). Well hell, I guess we should just get used to it at some point. Quite frankly I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Jamestown in the English affairs yet. I guess they didn’t get to sit at the cool kids table until after the colonies had already begun.
Dr. Emmett Grimm (Elder): Well what NOT a surprise. A government is getting raped and pillaged and a Grimm is present. These cold and calculating bastards (after all, who did you think taught the Meisner family) have been fucking the government repeatedly for years. They are everywhere from the UCAS, to Ireland, and now even England! Where will they show up next? Easy, wherever we are able to find intel one of their families will be. They are never far from any organisation where there is wealth and power to be sucked up. They will take the life of whatever they are working with and consume it like the cold of dead and night. Whether they turn you to ghostly slime, control your minds with their silver tongues or freeze you to the bone and put you in a state of hypothermia all of the skills we fear from all of the families come from them. The true masters of the night, the dark, and all that is unholy.
Dr. Wesley “Cold & Calculating” Segal (C.C.): Holy fucking shit. This might be the first legitimate bio that was written on the site. Oh wait, thats right, we wrote it. This son of a bitch is such a piece of trash that even his family agreed to have him castrated. No matter what you think of us, this is legitimately on the Steel Legion’s records. No debate, stuff your bullshit up your ass. This man should be dead, but at least we know he can’t procreate. With all of the legacies that run around and the necessity of these clans procreating, to think that they willingly castrated one of their own not once, but twice should be enough of a statement to make your skin crawl. Hopefully this man will mis-step one more time and they will decide that execution is the correct course. Only time shall tell.
Lord Hemingway Yorkshire (Custodian):