Sherwood “Working Man” England (Comet)

 Membership: Second Hand Devils

Race: Human

Height: 5’7

Weight: 175

Apparent Age: 70

Archetype: ???

Preferred Weapon: ???

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Bio: This is one of the most dangerous of the Second Hand Devils they call him Comet but not do to his vast interest in astronomy though he does have a doctorate in Astronomy from Sydney University; no they call him Comet after the famous cleaning brand that dominated the world in the last century and into this century. He is a world renowned cleaner and like his namesake proves this is one working man that you never want to cross paths with; most people in his profession have some sort of code of ethics that they follow that keeps them somewhat human, though they best in the cleaning world have long since put their consciences on a shelf and the same is true for Comet.

This man is well known for his work in the field of cleaning and erasing and he is one man that holds no favourites and only holds loyalties to the Second Hand Devils and their associates so don’t think that this man can be bought off, if he is after you well just put the barrel of the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger to save the lives of anyone who ever knew you and your loved ones the tragic death that will come at his hands.

Comet is one man that has a laundry list of crimes under his belt and is wanted throughout the world for murder and murder for hire, but like the Night Terror and MDK no one dares to step in his path and try to put an end to his reign of terror and get justice for the countless families of his numerous victims many of witch have never been found. The ones that want justice from Comet are the ones he just murdered in casual passing and not actually hired to remove; for those we can only speculate on since he is a world renowned eraser and cleaner. The part about him being a casual killer is the problem, this man kills just for the sheer fun of it and has made a sport out of hunting humanity like game.

Their is not one nation that has accepted Comet as a sane and dignified human being and all have put warrants out for his arrest and if captured he faces countless death sentences; though it seems that even though Australia is his home and they as well have put out multiple warrants for Comet they as well are so terrified of this casual killer that they have ignored their own laws and dictates and allow this man and the other Second Hand Devils to roam free without prosecution and fear of arrest. Now they have crossed the pond and come to Seattle and as Australia wipes its brow in relief that the Second Hand Devils have left the outback and roamed stateside, we now must fear for our lives in the presence of a new even bigger threat and thats Comet and his ilk that now walk among us.

Comet is a bit of an enigma when it comes to figuring out how he is actually going to take down his target but one can say he will do it swiftly and normally with some sort of bladed object. Though as much as the shadows speak in hush tones about Comet and many rumours linger around about him; not many know much about the hunter from the outback besides his total relaxed nature about killing and his seemingly fearless persona. This man kills in broad day light, within large crowds and even going a far to pull someone out of their vehicle and slice their throat for zero reason and leaving them to die in the gutter in front of multiple witnesses leaving them horrified and gasping, yet unwilling to speak with authorities do to how simple he makes murder look.

This man is like MDK in that aspect he just doesn’t care and if he see’s a chance to kill he will take it and add another notch on this belt, so remember you don’t have to be anyone special to become famous; just cross paths with Comet and hope that he gets the urge to kill and you can be his next victim. That’s how dangerous this man is, no one is safe, the outback must ave fried his brain and turned into a psycho that feels nothing and that makes him perfect for the Second Hand Devils just not perfect for humanity hopefully dingo will work himself right into the hangman’s noose and we ca be done with the likes of him.

Comet has zero redeeming qualities and their is nothing that I can say that hasn’t already been said on the rumour mill or in the deep matrix about this killer, thats all he is just a cold blooded murderer that laughs and jokes as he is slicing his victims throats and he is so callous that he will kill a newborn baby just after he kisses the forehead he will crush the babies head while hitting on the mother. He will force miscarriages and go even as far as pushing the woman in front of traffic just to watch as the carnage ensues. He is not sexist either man or women, elderly or child all are created equal in his eyes and all die just them same it’s just a epic experiment of gross anatomy in his eyes and the fundamental proving of scientific theories through using blood, bone and viscera to validate him claims. Stay away from Comet and stay out of Seattle till the Second Hands Devils go back to Australia with their tails between their legs or they get the cuffs slapped on and they are hanged by the neck till dead.

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