THE BROTHERS GRIMM
“Where there is no Guidance the people fall…But in abundance of counselors there is victory.”
This team is probably the most frighting group of old timers to band together and the reason is this team is family. That means they instinctively know what the others are going to do before they do it, and as well this team contains some of the worlds most dangerous and deadly runners to ever live. They have recently emerged from out of the darkness and the city has already felt their wrath when they struck the UCAS military and Urban Strike Team One. This team has already killed some of the countries finest warriors in the blink of an eye. These men are no joke and a serious threat to everyone. These men have been specifically erased from the record books in hoping that they would just go away. We have no way to register their power, knowledge, and skill. They all seem to be very capable of doing basically anything, and they as well have shown paranormal abilities besides magic. Even their cybered member has shown some paranormal abilities and wields the powers over cold and frost.
This unison is nothing new and Seattle has felt their wrath before, though that was over 30 years ago and with the current situation brewing having to deal with the Brothers Grimm again should have every law abiding citizen and law maker very nervous. We as a city and country are not prepared to deal with the likes of these runners as a solo unit let alone as a unified team. Seattle Police Department has already issued a statement saying that when it comes to the Brothers Grimm we are not getting involved and losing valuable officers on a lost cause. The UCAS military has stated that they will step up and defend the citizens from this terrorist threat. At least we have somebody looking after us. Praise General O’Brian and his gusto to take on this ever growing threat, and fore shame to the Mayor for siding with these maniacs.
The Brothers Grimm are a team that has no remorse. These men are cold blooded killers and have only one intention and that is ethnic genocide. These killers will blatantly assault and kill our heroes in uniform and strike at the heart of our national security for no good reason other than to prove to the world that they are back. Well, when it comes to this alliance I am sure that these monsters will get their just deserts and be removed by our national heroes. The people will eventually revolt against the Mayor and demand something be done about the Brothers Grimm.
<<Holy Crap this page is out of date. Mayor Hill? Ha!!! He has already died, been resurrected, ousted, and re-elected to the Senators of Seattle! It would appear that this page needs some badly updated info. Hell, in the endcap of this poorly updated parcel it even says “This my readers is the Yates family and they are the Brothers Grimm.” Bullshit! These are the Grimm and their henchmen. I believe that knucklehead from the Demur’s called them the pawns. I say the bitches of the true Grimms. Never think for a second that Slimer, Asmodeous, Eclipse, or even little Ecto One is inferior to any of the individuals on this page. If names mean power than I would bet my deck that Grimm holds more weight than Jamestown. Go suck a Duracell and get shocked if you think otherwise. After all, the Jamestown family is fighting to control the UCAS, but one of the younger Grimm’s (Sly – very aptly named) simply decided he is the prince of Ireland and now he fucking is! That is true power. – UCAS Hacker (not dumb enough to give a name or stay on too long) >>
THE BROTHERS GRIMM
Tudor Yates (Professor): Well now, talk about the father and husband of the year. Oh wait, strike that, widower and father. Too soon? Too bad! Though if you talk to any of his children I’ll bet they would contend both titles and not just the first. From reports, this scumbag (along with many others of his ilk and age) thought that he could protect his family by giving them a stand in parent. Naturally he and his wife went into hiding in order to distance them from… wait right there. You mean he left his wife with his kids? No protection? Not even mild influence? Holy crap what a nut. No wonder she got shot dead on New Years last year. From reports on the street (and from Colonials leaked phone – thanks Misfit) she got shot right in front of one of her sons just hours before the battle for Seattle. Whelp, no wonder that one is scarred to shit. Not sure why that is a surprise, after all both the sons were known runners at this point. Naturally with a last name like Yates and a surname of Meisner she would be taken down. It is amazing how a genius runner, general, and tactician can be such a moron when problems are close. Guess that’s why they say not to be your own lawyer. Though maybe he low key wanted them all dead so he could focus on the Hand. Whatever, on to the next one. He is a doosie too.
Marvin Yates (Accountant): Yates #2. Always number two. Second in the Originals list. Second to be seen, heard, or worried about. Always in the shadow of his (older?) brother. While a legend in his own right, I hear even his oxfords are a size smaller, and I am not talking about his shoes. The accountant is another well-known jogger of the shadows who has done some of the most legendary operations that nobody has ever heard of. It is a theme with this group as they are in many ways true runners. Those in the know only know their best accomplishments, and I am not raising any of your paygrades out there. Naturally, after his brother’s, the Accountant’s family met the same fate as his brothers. Our lord and savior Frogger found his progeny and dealt with them swiftly and effectively, well not too swiftly :). Turns out the Accountant was finally first for something. His family was the first to be tortured before death. Congrats old buddy, old pal. You won in something! It only took ~~~ years for it. That said, the second and third quarter just came and went very quickly, so I bet you have quite a bit of work to do! Don’t worry, you can send some of the other lackeys (down way at the bottom) to help you out. I am sure they can manage to get some of the easy ground work done. The crazy trio always does have a way with words.
<< For those who happen to be paying attention, you will notice the size of this profile is also a close number 2 as well. Just count the number of words to see. – Guy From Above >>
Dr. Melvin Meisner (Grandfather Winter): I consider this to be the first intelligent member of this team of world class assassins. First, other than dear Tutor’s wife, none of his blood related family has fallen prey to death (at least that my records have shown). That’s not why he is smart though. He is smart because HE WORKS WITH A FUCKING TEAM! He knows to keep his back watched and to watch others. The first two fly solo. When out and about they never have anyone flanking them. They may be with someone, but they are the backup, not the other way around. Vortex here runs with a team. A potent team. A team that makes the Wolf Pack stay on their toes to be the best, and I’m not even sure they truly hold that title (or ever did). Stamps is a problem, but does he solve global warming on his own? No! I digress, but Vortex truly is a sight to behold. He has more cyber in him than street samurais of his generation yet he has the magic power to control weather in at least one way that the greats like Stalin do. I guess what I’m trying to say is when you see Vortex (if you see him) you should have two shivers down your spine. One for the temperature and one for the sight of him. He will keep your blood pumping, unless of course he freezes it in place.
Yale Yates (Pharmacist): Another Castle here. Thought to be dead by his allies, but now once again among the living. Let me start this off the right way. Holy fuck, this guy is old. He is so old that the papers proving his existence were turning to dust and had to be photographed instead of scanned so that they wouldn’t literally blow away in the wind. To give you an idea, he is so old that his sons are legends of the ancient runner scene, and there are rumors that they are not even from his first marriage! That said, those pics would probably be engraved in stone tablets, so we have not found them – yet. Though I hear we are getting close to the arc of the covenant, so maybe they are in there. Anyway, this man is such a loving father that he trained his sons in the art of murder and toxicology. Rumor is that he trains everyone in the bloodline he oversees. Kind of makes you think this whole family is a bunch of Pokemon being EV trained. Obviously, he knew better than to leave the wife and kids alone with a foster family, but I guess children cannot learn everything from their parents. The pharmacist himself is one of the truly elite criminal masterminds who is difficult to match. While there are many on this page and site that can come close, I can think of none other than maybe the Shyster and maybe the Alchemist who can match him in toxicology. The three are known to be true masters and monsters in this field. Don’t think for a second that they can’t take you down in any number of other ways, but this is where the man known as the Pharmacist shines. Just remember, when dealing with him your favorite beer could be the perfect dosage to take your family line out, but harm no other living being. Truly the stuff of nightmares.
Sherman Rodgers (Shyster): Ah, the Shyster. This man basically writes his own jokes here. No really, he writes his own goddamn jokes. He is the trickster of the group. Two sides of the coin exist in this man. If you find him in a good mood, all will have laughter and happiness. I once met the Shyster in a mall many years ago before he knew who I was. I had a rousing conversation and have not laughed so hard since. That said, if you find him in the dreaded “mission mode” when he is serious, well then kiss your ass goodbye. Or at least you should, except you will be dead before the sight of him registers with your brain. This man, as all of the Grimm do, moves faster than your brain can process. In fact there are quite a few runners who do. The difference though, is that when a street samurai moves faster than you can process they might not shoot their bullet at you. When the Shyster moves that fast the fireballs, lightning, and other massive spells that he sends out WILL take out the entire building he is targeting. This man may be a master of toxins and stealth, but keep in mind he is the mage that trained Ringmaster and stands above him in the world of magic. We have trouble dealing with teenagers who awaken and accidentally cast hellblast at the 3rd or 4th circle. This mage can do it on purpose at the god only fucking knows what circle, and good luck surviving it. I hacked into a police report from the magic division and when asked if he was going to respond to a call regarding the Shyster the Captain responded with: “Are you fucking crazy? We will all burn”. And that’s one of his sons! This man, do not cross him. If you can, don’t even stay on the same continent. Anyone that enjoys Australia is someone to stay away from.
Herman Yates (Father Time): As an aside before I begin here, it should be noted that the Pharmacist is so old that one of his kids is the god of time from when the world was created! Sorry, just had to get that off of my chest. Well now, we have Chronos, er, Father Time (mythology is a bitch with naming conventions). This man is a bit of a mystery in the world of the runner. Very little is known about him, yet his legend is possibly greater than any other on this page. He has developed spells and magical abilities to make time seem to literally stand still. It isn’t uncommon amongst veteran runners to be able to move quicker than the average person and make it look like most others are standing still. That said, bullets still move and getting hit with bombs and swords that are used by people at your speed is still a problem. This guy though, he actually makes time stop. Bullets freeze in the air. Fires cease their movement. What is scarier is that we know this only because there are reports of him doing this and allowing others to continue moving! Our dream is literally his parlor trick. Some of the individuals close to him have been overheard saying that time is his bitch, and I believe them! There is a saying that can be found throughout the many transcripts of the Brothers Grimm. When asked about timelines that seam suspicious they say “time is wonky”. I believe that is less a joke and more a fact. Do not mess with Father Time, for the only murder you cannot trace is the one where the body has decayed to dust long ago, and in his hands long ago may be just seconds. This man scares me more than most on this page, for we do not know his true capabilities. For all we know he can go back in time, find you, and kill you before you ever became a problem. At the least, he can stop the time in your building, walk in nonchalantly, kill you, disintegrate your body, and walk out without ever being seen, heard or noticed. This man is horrifying. I advise you to pray you are not on his list. Dr. Who has nothing on this Time Lord.
Irving Yates (Dentist): An interesting man here. It seems a number of the Grimm were given nicknames that surrounded their original (per-assassin) professions. The Dentist, the Accountant, the Rabbi, the Pharmacist, and the Orthopedist are all members to name a few. Was there a time when they all lived together (or separate) in happy and normal lives before all of this nonsense? Is all of this killing truly necessary? Well, regardless of the answers to those questions, the truth is that what we must deal with is the here and now. The Dentist is a strange member of the Grimm. Some reports from earlier this year mention some of the extended family talking about him having been estranged from the order. He must have missed a bar-mitzvah or something (how old is Toad again?), but it is now obvious through the last handful of conflicts that he is definitely back within the inner circle. The one thing I can say about the Dentist (having seen the video from some of the more public attacks) is that he seems to move like the wind. It is strange given that the rest of the family here simply appear and disappear instantly, yet he seems to be preceded by a gust of wind most of the time. What is even stranger is that he cleans the teeth of his victims. Granted, he is/was a dentist, but that is just plain rude. At least let the victims keep the plaque they worked hard to obtain on their teeth! Who would have thought hygiene would be so important to a killer of this caliber. Well, there is not much more information out there on the Dentist. He has stayed mostly quiet/unnoticed over the past few decades. I will report more when we know it.
Evan Meisner (Everest): Well here we have the mountain himself. The tallest of his ilk, though that isn’t saying much for this family…. Thought it has been known around the newer generation that a popular runner coined the phrase “the shorter they are, the more dangerous”. Now, I’m not sure if that person is just compensating, but if not then does that make Everest weak? Meh, let them figure that out as a family :). To say the least Everest is nothing to scoff at, even if he is at the bottom of the totem pole. This man is one of the many legendary infiltrators of the world (though they are starting to seem like a dime a dozen). He is known for a number of things, but his most notable accomplishment (at least that I can share here) is the death and destruction of 12 of the 13 founders of the UCAS. Though he missed one important friend of mine, for which I am grateful. The best part is that he made that mistake not once, but twice! Thanks Aztec! Thanks Everest! Maybe its because of his height that he was incompetent. Anyway, Everest is a very unhappy man. Just listen to his song, it pretty much says it all. Though I think that those he teaches (yes Eraser, I mean you!) should have to listen to this on repeat: Mountain. Well, that’s all on Everest. Just another family oriented breadwinner with death, destruction, and virtually unlimited resources. Though if he is the weakest, we will have to see who is the shortest/strongest…. (P.S. – Pharmacist is 5’4″, so I guess he wins from those we know of!).
Herbert Meisner (Taskmaster): Well now, here we have a real rat bastard. The Taskmaster, the first of the President’s men on this list. It should not surprise you that many of the individuals within the President’s Men are a part of the government (especially given that they work for the Post Office, a sanctioned black site). What should worry you is that this group has their hands in that organization, and that a member of the Post Office was once the Under Secretary of Defense. Well, I guess that since Mr. Black still holds a governmental position it isn’t surprising, but we will discuss that man another day. As it stands this man holds quite the position as a light saber wielding badass. Regardless of his known weapon (focus? – god help us all) he is much better known for his expertise in manipulation. He has been known to turn otherwise legitimate individuals into killers and criminals through threats and fear. He will take your finances, family, or even your self-dignity and use them as the ultimate weapons against you. He places you into a situation with no answer, and to avoid the collapse of your entire world you do what he says to gain just a bit more time of perceived sanity. This man is no joke, and is second only to the devil himself (yes you Asmodeus – I see you right there below this) in regards to manipulating innocent individuals like they are babies and he is the candy man (no relation to the horror squad is known). If you see him you are already his bitch, so prepare to be ridden like a two dollar you know what. After all, his riding crop is tasks, and he is the master of those.
Albert Grimm (Asmodeus): Among the runner world names are usually given in order to signify something about the operator who has obtained the moniker. For some it is their job before being inducted to the shadows while others are given their name for something they like. It is even common for a name to have been given due to a quirk, specialization, or a spectacular operation (good or bad can qualify here). Then, there are some individuals where their name is a warning. There are a number of runners that come to mind here, such as Bastard or Lucifer (Barbecue anyone?). Well, let us just say that they are pretenders. They walk around the mortal world constructing their machinations, but they are not true demons. Evil individuals who are recognized as bad even by the standards of their ilk? Absolutely. Unfortunately, they do not hold even a candle to this man. At the height of their success to Asmodeus they are nothing. For those who do not know, the name “Asmodeus” was given to the king of demons and spirits (depending on which bible you read). This man has developed abilities to single handedly control an entire populace with no more than the wave of a hand. Puppetmaster may have be able to control some individuals, but Asmodeus makes him look like a poor ventriloquist trying to make it on UCAS Got Talent season 35. Even more than that, he is known to walk in another plane of existence with his brother Slimer that no others can enter. There is so much to be said about Asmodeus, but only so much is known. This much I can say with certainty, if you meet him you will be his and you won’t even know it. Do not make eye contact, do not speak to him, and for the love of all that is holy DO NOT SHAKE HIS HAND!!!
Arthur Grimm (Slimer): Well well well, for those who didn’t think the Grimm were creepy enough let us discuss one of the fairy tales themselves. For those who doubt the existence of this man be warned; Slimer is as real as everyone else on this list. He is not a Fable (unlike how the winds would speak) within a children’s book. Slimer is extremely real. In fact he is one of the few Grimm that like to be seen at times. He goes to great lengths to leave real ectoplasmic slime wherever he goes. God only knows how he manufactures this stuff, or why he wastes it on walls and objects he goes through. Slimer has been in operation since what feels like since the beginning of time. There is a lot of interest in his movements and his plans. The streets speak about him having a protégé of sorts. His grandson, known as Ecto 1, hasn’t shown the same panache for the green stuff, but with a name like that he must have some ghostly powers up his sleeve. Who better to learn from than the master himself. Slimer as an operator likes to move quickly and quietly while on small operations like depopulating a small town or army base. Yes, before you ask, that is a small operation for him. A pastime to keep him amused as he runs the shadows. What does his true skill allow? No dreking idea. Nobody who walks this planet has been able to push him to that point, and I’m not sure that anyone ever will. Rest assured, after the fall of the Pharmacist (and yes I know he is back, but who isn’t these days?) if he wasn’t already training you can be sure that he has been revisiting the concept of improvement to make sure he is always ready. Should you happen to see this man then consider yourself honored, for he wanted you to notice his presence. It could be a warning, or just to spread his legend. If you are lucky, he will simply Eclipse you like a ghost in the night.
Gordon Meisner (Frostbite): You gotta wonder, did he get his name while climbing his elder? That is what happens at the top of Everest to most people. Just listen to my song suggestion above. Anyway, we have come to the perpetual apprentice. His cold powers are no match for his cousin Vortex, nor are his capabilities even close to a match for the Rabbi. Based on their songs one would think Frostbite is the follower of Rabbi, and my guess is that they are either younger/older brothers or father/son; at their current appearance it is impossible to be sure which. Despite the fact that Frostbite is but a padowan his powers are VERY real. You see, not matching up to the Rabbi doesn’t imply that you are weak. Almost no runners match up to the Rabbi, and yet there are some very strong ones. That, and in my opinion anyone who wields a legit lightsaber with the Star Wars music has got to be dangerous. The scary part is that word on the street is that some of their lightsabers are foci. Now seriously, that just is not fair! Don’t get me wrong, we love our swords, axes, whips, and even (in some VERY rare cases) bows and guns, but a fucking lightsaber! Next thing you know people are going to start building ballistae and rail cannons as a focus (seriously – fuck you if you figure out how to do this). Honestly while freezing to death seems unpleasant as his name suggests, I feel like getting cut down by a laser on a handle is at least twice as bad. Maybe his nickname should have meltyface or something. I don’t know, just feel like they missed the boat on why he is dangerous.
Edger Yates (Kingslayer): Another member of the Yates. I would make a joke about patterns, but that would be about as old as this guy. Edger, the brother of Tudor, Marvin, Herman, and god knows who else. I would say that Yale was a busy man with the ladies, but honestly speaking if he only turned out 4 or 5 over his life then he is pretty inactive for the most part. Just a warning folks, enjoy this guys name now, cause soon they are going to become quite boring and mundane. So, uh, geez, I wonder what he did to earn his moniker. You go any idea? I mean, it is so cryptic. I have to wonder what age he was playing D&D at when he earned that one. Did he take out the goblins or the kobolds? Or maybe its that he has killed untold numbers of English kings. Yes, you heard it here. Being that he is a Kingsman, I believe that we can assume he has sacked the king of England so many times that it is just what they call him. In fact I was kidding above, I don’t think this is a creative name at all. For him it is no different than his dad being called the Pharmacist, it is just more violent. This man has forsaken all the positivity that he could do and made his living off of waiting for monarchs to screw up and then pulling an Alice in Wonderland on them. Nothing new or interesting here. Though I do wonder what happened years ago when he was in school. I wonder if they got a call home saying that he tried to execute the principal….
Col. Jackson Puck (Stitches): Wonder who this guy snitched on? Yeah, so do the rest of us. I must admit we have one very unique individual here. Not only is he a member of the Kingsmen like his friend Edgar, but he is the only known member of the Grimm who is not Jewish! Like seriously, what the fuck is this? That’s their whole gimmick! They are family, and they are Jewish! Other than skill, that is the requirement! Did he even read the guidebook? Even the children of the countries that the Grimm have not been to in a while know this. There is talk that there are towns that have synagogues just to appease these bastards? I’m not sure who he snitched on, but it must have been valuable intelligence since they literally broke the mold to let him in. Most groups would rather be annihilated, but apparently this one thought of adapting. Maybe next they will let in Gladius. You know, round it out with a Gaul/Pope to truly diversify their sect. I do not even know which way is up any more. This is just absolutely wrong. Look at their damned crest for crying out loud! I know they let in the devil, but that is different, is it not?
SEATTLE NEWS BREAKING UPDATE: New footage of these monsters recently caught on camera! The following descriptions were submitted by individuals who were nearby. All identities and local accents have been removed to protect the innocent. All information is factual.
Lowell Meisner (Bookkeeper): Oh my god!! This man is a monster! I don’t even know how to desc…… *zzzzzt* *shock* Not a chance assholes. Nobody hijacks my work. Try that again and you get fried. That said, thanks for the intel. I will “clean” it for the power storage that looks at this website. Well holy shit, couldn’t gave guessed this one. Not gonna lie, he actually uses books! For those who were present at the cluster downtown I gotta say holy crap. I don’t know how but these guys are more frightening than any of us originally thought. While we have footage of this man blocking rifle shots and shooting pure power with his books we also have eye witness accounts of him pointing his hand and creating rays of pure rust. We knew he was an adept, but this proves that he is also a caster. It is almost as if it was a specialized version of hellblast. Though don’t think that this man isn’t quite dangerous in his own right without the help of magic. He literally took down 50 soldiers with a fucking book! Death by a thousand papercuts has a new meaning now. Though in this man’s case, it only takes one.
Dr. Cardwell Yates (Physicist): My my my, seriously. Ok, I get it, the musketball bouncing is all physics. If magic is all formulas and the world is all physics then with the right angles and right amount of extra power you can easily make things quite powerful, yet even so this bullet is quite the surprise. It would be no understatement to say that this man almost certainly murdered Kennedy in the last century given what his “magic bullets” can do. Even more than that, when his family was in trouble (note: when Hypothermia, Rabbi, and Nebuchadnezzar are in trouble something haunting MUST be going on) he unleashed his true power. While nobody knows how and why the soldiers ran and gave up since they were conditioned to keep fighting, but when it was looking bleak his friend above unleashed rust and this man unleashed the gates of the abyss as shadows began to appear and consume the battlefield. While we aren’t sure, it appears as though he also wields the weapons of the President’s Men seeing as several additional sabers were reported being seen in the area. All of this adds up to being one hell of a battle that I’m glad I missed. This man is horrifying without the specialized weapons and magic. If this is what happens when he gets serious I can’t even imagine what occurs when the others of this team lose their mind. Be wary readers, the streets are less safe with these men here.
Larry Rodgers (Criminologist): Alright, seriously, what the fuck. This guys is nuts. He has some very interesting toys, don’t get me wrong. Definitely don’t get me into the radius of his grenades. This man appears to be quite the interesting enigma. Just like the other two brethren he works with he appears to have some casting capabilities. According the drek that were reporting here he barely tapped the back of another fighter and all of the sudden they exhibited abilities far beyond what they had shown earlier. In addition it seems this man is the ringleader of their 3 individual squad. He serves the post of pointing while the other two shoot, and given what they shoot aside from their namesakes they are extremely dangerous. Move over Bards, we may have the 3 Musketeer squad of the Brother’s Grimm here. They wield variations of ancient magic like it is nothing and employ powers not seen in this world even since antiquity. While we know mages can create spells this subgroup has gone beyond that and the destruction left in their wake is beyond what even the Shyster is known to be capable of doing. We seem to have found 3 of the true elders in this update. Be very wary.
SEATTLE NEWS BREAKING UPDATE END
Herschel Meisner (Rabbi): Shalom all! Wait, I thought that I was posting to a broadcasting synagogue. Instead I guess I will just have to post about the Prime Minister of Israel. Yup, you got it right, he is a member of this group too. In fact, the Grimm originally swept through using their puppets in the hand to eradicate much of the population of this country and completely seized control. They then placed one of their members in charge, and oh did they pick an interesting one. Here is what I don’t get, how can this guy actively care about the US and still run his own country? If you didn’t know, Rabbi is one of those annoying light saber wielding pains in the rear of the President’s men. They have this oath to put the US above everything else, but how then can he properly run another country? Conflict of interests much?! And what was with sacking the Elven palace back in December? He just went there, pulled out his swords, broke in, and broke a bunch of stuff. Even Everest had the sense to sneak in, but this moron just assaulted the place head fucking on! I would criticize more, but I have to admit I am terrified of him cause it fucking worked! He literally cut down dozens of palace guards, wiped out the high council of casters, and then walked out with a baby! This monster stole the prophesized child from the elves. Baby nabbing is a new low, even for a Grimm. Next time they have an election (and I mean a real one, not the farce that goes on now) I hope the citizens there will realize what they are dealing with. Anyway, just putting out some more information. And this is stuff that you can only learn here, not from a Jedi.
Dr. Gerard Thomas Rodgers MD (Orthopaedist): Ah yes, another of the creative runner names. I must say, before I post what I am about to, that the knee is still great doc! In my defense, I had no idea you were anything other than the best surgeon money could buy. When I am inevitably running from your blade I will be even more grateful than I already am (though don’t be foolish enough to think your records still exist or have my real information)! This man is truthfully a nightmare, but not the same as most of the runners we have covered so far. While his physical prowess is not known publicly, he is a terror in the same sense that Mr. Black is (maybe they are old friends?). His actual skill does not matter; it is his use of language you should worry about. In truth, I wonder whether he taught the professor or it was the other way around, but the point is this person is so serpent tongued that he has convinced an entire state that he is not a Grimm despite the fact that they have actual evidence! That is the level of convincing this man is. Not even Tudor or Albert have accomplished this! I fear for Portland, and I fear any other town he frequents. Even more than that, I fear for the hotels that hold medical conventions. Forget not, that little room that was rented for the that new chiropractic seminar or forum on pain medication could be inviting the most dastardly Grimm to it. After all, there is nothing more dangerous than someone who kills, is known to be a killer, and is still accepted as a member of the community – unless of course you are a cop (you are just like your uncle Ringmaster, isn’t that cute!).
Saul Meisner (Tailor): Well well well…. You may have been whitewashed old man, but nobody can escape from the cameras for too long if they are in the city of Seattle. This man was caught on camera down in the Bowery, and holy shit you won’t believe how destructive this man is on the battlefield. He was keeping up with Death Bringer (or quite possibly the other way around). He hurls a dagger that explodes into points, and then returns to his hand faster than I can shoot bullets out of an Ares High Velocity SMG. We may not know too much about his past, but he definitely lives up to the reputation of the members of this team/order. At this point, I believe it is fair to say that these men are not just a team, for they have far too many members for that classification. They are more of a mercenary band, especially in that they often are out and about without working together. Still, the fee for one of these individuals is astronomical so consider them a very expensive, exclusive, self-governing mercenary band. Anyway, back to the task at hand, the Tailor has shown his very dangerous stripes. To all those that like their clothing to fit perfectly; you should be on alert. The man measuring your waist and pant leg could be the man to cut the end of your life’s thread.
Sly Grimm (Eclipse): All hail the King of Ireland! Well, the self proclaimed one anyway. Quick question, when you combine a puck and a Grimm, what do you get? One you cannot hear, no matter how much of an ecto it makes! Kidding aside, this man is actually quite interesting. You see, I believe that he is simply a spoiled brat. Dad I want a lollipop, dad I want a big sword, dad I want a country! He just gets whatever he wants. Granted when your dad is Slimer pretty much any request can be met, but you know it is bad when the dad is so whiny that the son becomes the complete opposite – cold, callous, and not entitled. I must say though, for a spoiled rotten brat his wife has one hell of a resume. Gotta wonder if she spends so much time with Gargoyle who the actual father of their son is (he does resemble the man of stone quite a bit in both skill and temperament). Lineage aside, you have to hand it to the Grimm family. Taking over a country is no small feat, and accomplishing it in just a handful of years is nearly impossible unless you are the Death’s Hand. Mommy and daddy must be very proud! In reality it should be noted that he is no slouch in combat, but if he is a member of this team then that is a given. Well, I should probably stop picking on Eclipse, for only a sly man would take candy from a baby.
Reinhold Yates (Three): One two buckle my shoe, three…… oh the viewer is here. Welcome, we have entered the zone of lost knowledge within the Brothers Grimm. It is strange that the unknown member is this man and not one of the elders, but every group has its enigma (here’s to you pres-men!). Three is an interesting fellow, in that amongst all of the killers here he has actually managed to keep a low profile. If it weren’t for his recent team returning to the streets we might have forgotten him. We don’t know much about his other than that he is a Yates and that few people ever remember him. It can be assumed that he is likely magical, and I would venture the guess that he uses daggers since he is an unseen assassin, but even that is only guesswork. What we do know is that he is a member of the dreaded numbers team, a crackpot theory from the knuckleheads in the Demurs that is crazy enough to possibly be true. After all, it would not be the first time a cop was the head of a dangerous runner team and Zero is no laughing matter (he has as much humor, patience, and tolerance as his name suggests). It is my assumption that he is from the world which he is named after (and not a third world county), but that too is no more than a guess. More on this nut when there is more available, but for now if you hear someone start counting I suggest you run.
Solomon Grimm (Hypothermia): Here he is ladies and gentleman, cold-meis(n)er himself! The one, the only, progenitor and namesake of a very Grimm team. If you have ever told someone that you wouldn’t do something until hell froze over, then you’re out of luck cause he and his buddy make that happen all the time! To be entirely honest, the fact that I’m still alive to report this to you as its going live is already a bit of a surprise! Well, anyway, let us get down to some truly important data. This man is the master of the bone chilling cold. I’m not talking about a minor chill like Vortex or a lost limb like Frostbite, I mean the type of weather that freezes everything in its path. It has been theorized (and depending on who you talk to confirmed) that this man can actually set a subject to absolute zero. Man, where was he when we were freezing criminals in Seattle? Maybe that program would have worked….. But seriously people be afraid. Just imagine, he is so close to the Yates line that he even got Devil to mentor his son. Why else do you think we ended up with Asmodeous? Anyway, I’m going to cut it short here since I still have to get some info about his little friend posted before I have to flee to another hidey hole.
Devil Jacob Yates (Nebuchadnezzar): Alright, before I even get started I have to get something off of my chest. Seriously universe, what the fuck?! It has been a pastime for generations to make fun of how old the Pharmacist is, and then his dad is still alive and fucking kicking? What is he, grandfather time (yes-that has now been trademarked bitches)? I’m a decker and even I can’t count that goddamn high. Even Buddy can’t get that high! Ok ok its out of my system now, maybe. Though unlike his friend, this guy has zero chill. Now, Devil is known to be his namesake. You think the Professor and Asmodeous are bad? Pushah, that aint nothing. This guy looks at you the wrong way and he owns you, even if the look is from behind! Most of the time he says something and people just do it, though that could be to try and avoid causing him to be unhappy. It is a theory among most of us that he has quite the power with fire. After all, you can’t have his buddy without a heat-miser and his lineage is known for magically redirecting lasers – literally the hottest thing on the damn planet. Don’t even get me started on how they can possibly react between when they are fired and when they should hit. Since elders always do it first we assume that this man taught them. Though truly little Stanley is the only one to have truly embraced this way even though it is parallel to his bloodline. Honestly, I’m tired. I have tried to keep my cool on this page, but these last two have honestly thrown me for a loop. Old age should matter! Give us one win, stop coming out of the woodwork you old codgers! Well, at least the crazies are up next. See you all once I find another fort to hide in, I hear Virginia is nice!
Capt. Drake Wienstock (Asylum): I believe this is where I now belong after having researched and written about all of these killers. To say the loss of my sanity has occurred would be within the realm of reason. That said, let us talk about the true lunatic of this team, or at least the honorary one (I believe the title of truly insane belongs to another, but there are some places even I won’t go). Asylum is rather aptly named due to his combat style. He likes his enemies to think he is nuts so they underestimate him, and goes to great lengths to spread this misunderstanding. You see, Asylum may be insane, but he isn’t crazy and definitely isn’t stupid. He is one of the world’s most dangerous hunters and has a record that most veterans would (and have tried) to kill for. He is a genius of stalking his prey and finding their weak point. Once he draws his sword or his lightsaber (yes, he carries one of these too) it is pretty much game over for whoever he is fighting. While there are a few individuals he fears (it is rumored he ran from Victor Salazar once) the list is extremely short. Once he engages in combat it is over one way or the other, for even if you stab this man he simply rides up the implement to get closer to ending your existence. I wish I had something funny to say, but this man is no joke. I’ve lost too many friends to him to even kid. Go to hell you bastard.
Lt.Col. Gerald Wienstock (Tax Collector): Sorry about that last one my readers, a bit of an old grudge bubbled to the surface. I would lighten it up, but sadly (and also happily) thanks to the Paladin and his mentor the information on this site cannot be changed. Though worry not, I will do my best to remain jovial and may even end with a surprise! Speaking of surprises, none are found here. While the above are the direct Grimm (and within we certainly can assume a hierarchy) these are the honorary members. In layman’s terms, that means the lowest ranking members and the ones whose bidding means the least. In fact, it has been said that they even take missions for cred simply because they aren’t important enough to be let into all of the inner planning. How is that for an ouch?! In fact, they were even seen traipsing around with a rigger and dwarf up in Alaska (we see everything), though we know they failed since nothing occurred…. What we do know about this man is that he likes to collect the taxes of the Grimm and is known to work closely with the Accountant. It is also spoken by the streets, though unconfirmed, that he works with the Warlock since that man is always looking to give him something. Though, knowing how the world works, it may be just coincidence or even vengeance. Hard to tell with those who have been around a while. Regardless, if you see this man coming just be happy it isn’t either of his brothers. For if you owe taxes you still have a chance to pay…..
Col. George Jamestown Wienstock (Debt Collector): Here we have the most serious brother. Don’t be fooled by his portrait ladies and gentlemen. Don’t be disillusioned, for there is no debtors prison with this man. If you haven’t paid your taxes and the insanity plea didn’t work in your case the Debt Collector will be coming for you. Much like the brothers Yates this man is known to be the lackey of the Professor. When this man makes a deal with you, the Debt Collector comes to settle the final obligations. We don’t know what it was for, but we theorize that the Debt Collector made a deal with the Professor and that is how his family wormed their way into the Grimm (after all dowries have been around for a long time). The story that gets spread is it was marriage, but if that were true then Stitches would be down here as well (hope I didn’t just snitch…..). Anyway, the Debt collector is no fun to deal with as he collects money after you die and not before. We are surprised he isn’t a hangman, but then again that would limit him to 30% of your assets instead of all. Remember children, when this man knocks there is not defense or point to hiding. If you want to save your family simply sit with your hands in your lap and maybe, just maybe, he will make it quick and painless. Just hope that you are not on his next project within this group or on the Watchman’s list or else your days are not numbered, they are simply gone.
The Hopefuls: These my friends are the runners who have the birthright requirement to join the Grimm, but either are not strong enough or have failed to live up to their potential. There may be hope for them in future, but for now they do not compare to the elders of their line. I will only include the individuals who are worthy of mention, for there are some that will never be good enough to make it and many (well, the few who Frogger has not hopped on, yet…) are not runners and therefore would not be inducted to this society of death and destruction. I haven’t graced them with images, for if I did it would mark them as honorary members, which is not the intention. They can all be found on different locations of the site. None are truly unknown, though some have few details thanks to the cleaners that Colonial collects like baseball cards. These individuals will have to keep going to school despite their broken family if they wish to remain hopeful of joining.
Harrison Rodgers – Marshall: The first of the Shyster’s sons on this list and one that has been relatively quiet in the last handful of years until recently. He was virtually unknown until the Shyster revealed himself against US 1 near Fort Lewis almost a year ago. He is drastically different then both his father and brother, both with lacking an obvious temper and the need to simply burn an entire nation as a pastime. He also isn’t a member of a team (unless you count the Rough Riders, which I do not). He currently resides within the Settle Police Department committing only god knows what atrocities. He no doubt cooks the books, fakes evidence, and guarantees that his friends and family get away scot-free. It is no wonder what holds him back from achieving the greatness his bloodline gives him access to, and that is his lack of drive. This walker (for he does not do enough jobs to be a runner) sits on his laurels collecting a paycheck. The cops cover basic medical, and as long as he is careful to choose what calls he responds to he will never be in enough danger to get seriously injured. You can tell he once cared, for he resides with many of The Pack now as a cop, but even still he is behind them as they are captains. He even followed the Postmaster and his brother to the Rough Riders, but still isn’t even towards the top of the command structure. Sadly this once proud original (much as many runners in this page) stands in his brother’s shadow, except unlike others he doesn’t mind it. Let them target the raging flame and leave the ember alone.
Stanley Rodgers – Ringmaster: Let the fires burn on until hell has become all but ash. For the Ringmaster, the hate and anger from the Great Tragedy has yet to dull and dissipate. He continues to burn the natives. For many on the side of the Patriots this is a great trait, but it is my belief it is the sole factor as to why the Ringmaster is not a member of the Grimm. He is certainly powerful, feared, and active, yet he works through anger and not logic. The Grimm as a whole are a calculating and well calibrated machine. The closest they get to crazy is the Shyster (relation == true), but he is only unpredictable when not on an operation. The Ringmaster can certainly burn the souls and is quite powerful, but he doesn’t fit the caliber of professionalism Look at what he wears vs. almost all the Grimm. He doesn’t even bother to button the shirt he wears when he is on the force at his job! Where the Grimm are known the world as professional assassins that are impossible to hide from (other than Asylum of course) this man wears a sweater and jeans on his jobs. I guess when the fires burn too hot it is just cheaper to replace relaxed clothing then suits. Maybe one day he will put a damper on his rage. Then he might be able to join this exclusive group.
Yogi Jamestown Yates – Necromancer : Anyone got a picnic basket? No wait, maybe they should bring a bat and ball. All joking aside meet the (3rd?) necromancer of the Caribbean and a member of the Jamestown family. I honestly can’t figure out why he hasn’t been made a Grimm. He bears the correct lineage, is powerful, professional, calculating, and has contacts out the wazoo. He can take down hoards of enemies and turn them into zombies to use against the opponent. He may not be as powerful as Plymouth, but he is definitely a force to be reckoned with. The only flaw aside from possibly his age that I can find with this candidate is his last name. My guess is that he is considered a traitor. Instead of embracing his heritage as a Yates he has adopted the name Jamestown and forsaken his forefathers. The Jamestown’s may be powerful, but it is possible that the Grimm are too proud to accept the “young” upstarts or they simply do not like individuals changing their names. Regardless, young Yogi must have done something. It will be up to his elders to decide.
Andrew Yates – Toad: I see this is Toad, but where is his friend Frog? Oops, maybe too soon…. Anyway I believe that this young man is a hopeful, but at this point likely should be. He is quite deadly and gaining power quickly, but he has been a runner less than a year. Wear others were not great students the Toad has learned the lessons his close ones missed and has risen to be the head of a powerful, albeit new, team. He has managed to prove himself well enough to join the Sentinels and has apparently been doing good work. There are rumors on the street that the legend known as Binary has taken him under his wings (seeing as he watches the same way). While the Toad is still extremely young as both a runner and a person, he has already began to shine quite bright. While I don’t like anyone on this page, if I had to pick a favorite of the hopefuls this would be it. Being young and impressionable there is still hope for him to see the light and change, and if he changes then he may one day be the elder and be able to move this evil group in a more positive way. Good luck Toad, may you find the road of truth one day and change the world! Come see Director Mitchell and I, just leave your bat at home.
Herbert Rodgers – Penalty Box: Honestly, this one truly stumps me. I cannot for the life of me figure out why Penalty Box isn’t already a member of the Grimm. Granted, his name is a lot of fun, but given the Shyster we know that doesn’t exclude membership. Herbert is known to be extremely professional, as well as capable both as an adept, leader, and servant of the rebellion. Other than the fact that he plays a bit rough in sports, he has no flaws. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why he is quite possibly the most important post on this page. It is our belief that in fact Penalty Box is a Grimm. Most of the Grimm are either members of the Presidents Men or the Kingsman, both of which (at least used to…. 🙂 rely on secrecy. While I believe that he is the only member on this page that is secretly a full member, I believe that there are others hiding in the grass. We have watched them pop up one by one and they always appear to be older or estranged, but I believe this is in part the ruse. There are runners you have met using secret names or other covers that are members of the Grimm and this is one of them. Your secret is out Penalty Box, and the fact that a Grimm was hiding so closely to the heads of the Patriots (and in the government way back when) should scare everyone halfway or more to their grave. We are watching you Mr. Box as you are called in the Pentagon, we have uncovered those ties as well.
Melody Grimm – Anthrax: Poor Anthrax, I know, it’s weird to say. Granted that she is a master assassin who has killed many. She is a member and second in command of the most powerful Ninja Clan to exist, and she is even married to a Grimm and related to a Grimm (though he probably only made it in due to her influence). I say poor Anthrax because this abomination has worked quite hard to be recognized, but because of her equipment below the belt she cannot ever become a member of this team. She even went as far as to change her married name, but they still will not let her join. I believe that she possesses all the qualities, if not more, than the actual members, yet the “old boys club” will not let her in. As much I hate her in general, I do feel sorry for an underdog to not win. We are all conditioned to root for the underdog, and here this female dog won’t get her day. Throw your shuriken, kill the elves (they are dicks for the most part anyway – except you of course Legion), and waste your time fulfilling their wishes and desires. You will never see your hope, as is your fate and the fate of your family. Wallow in what will not be and know that you are better than many of the members above, though I still hope you die a painful death you cow.
Allen Grimm – Ecto One: How poetic to have mother above son, as it should be in lineage. Allen is quite a bit different than his parents, but what can you expect from a 15 year old. Just look at his friend Toad, they are basically the same person! Though it is known that Ecto is the stronger of the two, according to our sources it is close. Ecto is an interesting character and Karate is not his only specialty. Unlike his kin, he at least pretends to be a decent person. He has recently joined a team known as The Tribe and they seem to be doing truly good work. I don’t care for the rebellion, as I think I have made clear you fuckers, but this particular team even I have to root for. They are bringing health to the poor and medicine to the sick. If you ever need some help send me a contact at 44e7dh32@# and I will happily meet with you to help. Unfortunately, Ecto helping is not in the Grimm handbook (which you would think he would know from his parents). Small children always do take a long time to learn. Aside from that little issue, his attire doesn’t exactly fit either. Are we sure that Eclipse is the father and not Asylum? I mean, he does have that bad boy look that we can assume Melody likes. Now, don’t get me wrong, Ecto does his fair share of killing, but it seems he may be turning over a new leaf, and with it forfeiting any potential membership here. Oh well, guess he takes after his mother’s side a bit too.
Uriah Yates-Davis – Recordman: One of the strange ones of his bloodline the Recordman is mostly unknown and I can’t find any of his old operations on file. There are some photos showing him long ago with ancient bands like the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. It is from here we draw the hypothesis that he must be a runner, for only those held within the government or the shadows had access to the early immortality programs. In addition, it takes more than just a last name and a fortune to convince the Davis line to marry into their family. Furthermore nobody who is covered up by the Jamestown family is innocent – for why else would you need a whitewash?! I will keep looking for information on this man, but keeping my neck attached to my head means this part of my work stops here.
Violet Meisner – Ultra Violet: I’m not even sure I should put Violet here, because for all intents and purposes it doesn’t seem as though she actually wants to join the Grimm! She is known to actively defy and piss them off at every turn. Records state that she makes a game of eating bacon cheeseburgers in front of the Rabbi during the High Holidays and tells him to give up on his religion! The fact that she lives is proof she is definitely of his bloodline, and my theory is that even more than that she is his daughter. When even the professor is afraid of upsetting this man (footage of him eating bread literally in a bush) you have to assume that it is his kid telling him off. At least we know he loves her, because otherwise he would end her. This beer guzzling tattooed wench has been a runner on the scene since the early days and was, at least for a time, a member of the Pack. Thanks to Ringmaster we know this doesn’t help transfer you to the Grimm, but it is still an accomplishment. I would recommend her for the Old Guard, but she doesn’t quite fit her brother/cousin/uncles/god know’s what Vortex’s view for his team. That said, anyone who pisses off the Rabbi is A-ok in my book, so keep it up! Though I believe for this, as well as your gender, your membership will likely never be.
Ronnie Meisner – Triple X: Ah, I suppose I should mention the newest lamb to the slaughter from this set of families. Triple X is a Mesiner, much like the person above him. While we have little evidence regarding his lineage, based on age (I know – unreliable) we assume he is Ultra Violet’s son. We know that she fled from Seattle after the early days for some reason. I believe that this reason is little Ronnie here. He was lionized young and thus remains looking like he is in his late teens to early 20’s, but this only helps to disguise his lineage and roots. It is likely that Triple X will be forever blacklisted from the Grimm due to the actions of his mother. They say the sins of the father are not the sins of the son, but they never mention a daughter or mother (and many of these individuals are real mothers). Triple X on his own seems like decent stock. He is has been a pain, but nothing compared to any of the people on this page or most of the individuals in the bloodlines mentioned or otherwise. Even those who we know literally nothing about have likely had a much bigger impact than this newbie, but he will mature just fine. We will see what the future brings for him, though hopefully he will be culled from the stock before he becomes a major issue.
<<<<<These men are the Brothers Grimm and this team is the worlds most lethal combination of killers. They have no soul and between them they have killed thousands. This team’s members are all considered to be myths and legends, but we know for a fact they are all too real and have been operating right under our noses for decades, if not longer. They hold tight alliances to the Deaths Hand, HRM, and Freedom Patriots. They seem bent on eradicating the natives and the elves. This my readers is the Yates family and they are the Brothers Grimm. They are the devils in the night. They are bringers of doom and there doesn’t seem to be anyone who can stop this union besides the sheer might of General James O’Brian. Even your beloved Mayor Hill has cowered under the fear of the Brothers Grimm. My readers, please don’t be fooled these men are not heroes, they are nothing but pure evil and their intentions here in Seattle are not good.>>>>>
<<<<< These men are not the Yates, but the combined power of some of the most deadly bloodlines on the planet. I honestly thought about adding some additionals to the hopefuls from bloodlines that should be connected (here’s to you Beast, bad luck on the campaign!), but unlike some I like to report ACTUAL facts and not bullshit. These men are truly dangerous and even the hopefuls below are nothing to sneeze at. Be wary, for when alone they can start and stop wars, so when together god only knows what they can do. Best of luck readers, stay alive! —- The guy from up top and throughout the bios. Still not dumb enough to give a name or location!!! >>>>>