It would appear my readers that another group has begun to surface. Now, before the moronic buffoons of the Demure try to cover this and sugar coat what is going on (who listens to a cease and desist order?!) I will tell you what is actually going on in the background of this. The Coven believes themselves the saviors of the world, yet all they do is pretend they hunt vampires and werewolves. Its laughable really, to think that they truly believe this. It isn’t really a wonder though, look at their lineup? I bet its really a big game Set has setup to trick his family and friends into thinking they are important. Watch out you bunch of coots, I’m on to you!!!!!!! — UCAS Nationalist
Ronald Appleton (Nile): Ah yes, the river of evil deeds. This old bastard should be regarded as one of the most dangerous and vile humans to have sought existence upon this planet. Being the brother to god of Chaos is a sin within itself. To think that he considers himself a savior is laughable to say the least. What kind of savior has a chainsaw as an arm?!
Tracy Appleton (Set): Ah yes, the bastard himself, Set the god of chaos. This man has reveled in death and destruction for many years. Some rumors say that he even taught Victor Salazar a thing or two back in the day. He has been known to play for both sides, and now he is having fun running after the “wolves” and witches that supposedly harm us all. Look on the bright side though, if he is busy larping then at least we know where this untrustworthy battlefield legend is. Who knows, maybe he will even sprain an ankle and be out of commission for a bit.
Marco Rodriguez (Buster): The buster, known to be bitter rivals with Slimer fancies himself the ghost hunter of the team. He “aint afraid of no ghost” and has been seen terrorizing little Ecto One out and about Seattle. This man even runs a modified plasma rifle that looks like the old weapons of the movies. The “Coven” has truly outdone itself with this one.
Jamie Appleton (Slasher): O holy hell what the fuck?! There is a female Appleton? Damnit, I was hoping this line would die out. If it was only guys there might not have been any women dumb enough to let them procreate. I guess we will have to wait for her to die and another generation to not have any women. The slasher is quite the swordswoman, thought she is quite the bitch. She, much like another we all dislike, focuses on slashing a certain area that most avoid. She is a bitch and should go to hell. I hope you die to one of the fake beings this group hunts!!!!
Emerald Meisner (Evil): Really, this name is in the wrong place. The Meisners are ALL evil, they just picked this one in particular to hold the handle for the others. Emerald is believed to be the forbidden love of one of the Applegates (thus her placement on their pastime) and enjoys shooting the supernatural creatures “with the guys”. It is my personal opinion that there is a bit of a love triangle going on, but it has not been confirmed, yet…….
Bruno Ortiz (Voodoo): Ah, a runner from the Caribbean has entered the fray. Voodoo styles himself and believes himself to be a Voodoo practitioner. The truth is he has no talent and has always come up short to Plymouth (which is saying something to be sure). Long ago he tried being a hero and has an unpleasant encounter with a beast. He lost several limbs to it and (to his chagrin) is thought to have burned out. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he have been seen or active as a witch doctor in decades? Though to be honest, my own opinion is that he never had any true magic to begin with, so he just used this as an excuse to give up. Pitiful to be sure.
Ruby Davids (Cremate): Ah yes, the Cremate (previously a sea wolf until Ratchet took aware her “w”… just kidding). This young lady actually has a legitimate business. Records show that she has worked with a number of “funeral directors” in helping them to dispose of bodies. She holds a license in Seattle (whatever that means these days…..) and has been used by both the police department and the court system in order to finish the convicts off. In her off days she is seen with this motley crew having the fun that they all enjoy; hunting fictitious monsters. Well, at least there is one legitimate operator here!
Walter Briggs (Wrecker): I haven’t quite figured out what this guys is doing on this page, I believe he has been mislabeled. He belongs over in the president’s men. Paladin, my old buddy, do go ahead and move him for me!
Trevor Jamestown (Necronomicon): Well hell, at least now we know where the Jamestown’s send their young when they are crazy and don’t want to deal with them. Reports of young Trevor here show that he is a Plymouth wannabee. He got his name from the plastic book he carries around. Using the money of his family he was able to get a Voodoo witch to grant him a few zombies to follow his commands, and now he believes himself the owner of his own horde! He “creates” more by sicking his pets on people, but truly has no skill himself. Since he never even uses a gun, we assume they didn’t even trust him enough to teach him to shoot!