This secret order has just come to light through the recent media coverage of the rescue attempt of President Lyndon Kingsbury after Air Force One was shot down over the Pakistan while he was making a humanitarian trip to Israel to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Herschel Meisner, when a sleeper cell of Free Bird terrorists fired surface to air missiles at the Presidents plane. As all in the UCAS (United Canadian American States) from rebel to citizen where one time united as one under the banner of American Patriotism a feeling the nation hasn’t felt since the days after 9/11/01 and all wondering the fate of the President; two groups would jump into action showing the world that they were not destroyed during the purge and as well regardless of the danger they will always do their sworn duty. The Presidents Men and the Kingsman would without hesitation risk life and limb to rescue President Lyndon Kingsbury and return him to the UCAS safely.
Well we knew about the Presidents Men as the Spartan hasn’t been all that shadowy and others have made their presence felt during the revolution confirming the presence of that not so secret order and there views on the rebellion and how they only seem to be focused on the destruction of the UCAS and to serve President Kingsbury; though their oath is not to any one political faction but to an ancient document that the UCAS doesn’t recognise as official or legal. So for the Presidents Men this is direct conflict and they have made their decision and they choose to follow their outdated oath and fail to accept the changing times and soon that will be their downfall.
Though whats even scarier is that there is an order even older than the Presidents Men and is the reason we have the Presidents Men in the first place, this order is the Kingsman; these men are the direct servants of the Crown and are a mirror image of the Presidents Men with only a handful of different traditions that have been handed down over the centuries. The Kingsman are steeped in tradition and they follow a set of very ancient dictates that have been handed down over the generations of this order of Assassins and they have only just adapted to change throughout the years while adhering to those traditions. First is that only those of English birth-rite can become Kingsman (this doesn’t mean they have to be born in England but they must be a direct descendent of someone that is of English birth or be born in the UK (United Kingdom). Second this is not an order that you can join voluntarily, you must be selected by an already sworn master who has gone through the final initiation process and is considered a true master Kingsman only than can you be personally selected to join this prestigious order, Third you must swear your loyalties to the Crown and the Grand Masters of the order and undergo many trials that for most are most certain death, Fourth the squire must undergo intense physical and mental training that makes any other special forces training seem tame and many ring the bell during this time as they learn they can’t handle the life that is required of them (This training period is normally a three year commitment and very gruelling), Fifth they must bow down before Avalon and accept the blessings of land of Avalon itself and if the land doesn’t find you worthy you are out, and last you must take a oath of secrecy and never speak of the order and any of the traditions, actions and rankings; your life in the Kingsman is one forever and your duty is to follow the ancient dictates set forth many centuries prior, and if you are eventually deemed worthy of being a full fledged Kingsman you will be given the final initiation rite and be declared a master.
Like the Presidents Men there is a very strict dress code for the agents of this order and all are expected to follow this dictate as it is compulsory, also unlike there counterparts in the Presidents Men that have their insignia within the lining of their suit coats, the Kingsman have a small ribbon and badge they were on their waistcoats under their suit coats as a way to identify each other; many have tried to duplicate both orders livery and have been caught and never seen again as these agencies do not tolerate anyone posing as one of them. For these orders being a member is an honour and impostors are dealt with swiftly. The Kingsman as well have special white tie gatherings once a year to introduce new squires and as well revel in there success and indulge in the finest wines and cigars like the nobles they will one day become if they are’t already Masters. This is also a time when squires that have graduated are knighted so for the Kingsman this celebration is a tie honoured tradition and it’s be invitation only; this is one party you never want to crash and it’s whereabouts are unknown as it changes year to year and only the Grand Masters and Masters know the location and they bring the knights and squires personally to this event where awards and accolades are as well given out.
The Presidents Men don’t have such a decadent event from what we know they tend to do things more secretly and as well try getting Sabretooth into full white tie and sipping wine (I would pay to see that dirt bag cleaned up), Though this order known as the Kingsman was once within every nation that England held as a colony and so you can now see why we have an order just like them here in North America, though as England was loosing territory either their Kingsman where being killed or they were being shipped off to other colonies with the three biggest being America, India, and Hong Kong. Well with India and Hong Kong not going into revolution but the Sons of Liberty starting the war against the King in America. they Kingsman where put to the ultimate test and for this is when the order would find it’s first of many divides, as the revolution progressed the Kingsman would play a pivotal role during the war for both sides as many that have spent their entire life on American Soil would feel the call for liberty from the Crown and others would stay devoutly loyal to King.
Some historians say that without the Kingsman the revolution would have failed and we would still be all sipping tea under the rule of the Crown and I I tend to believe it; rumours also indicate that the rift in the Kingsman wasn’t just here in America but across the pond in England as sensitive documents where being stolen and the Kings signature and royal seal forged on many documents that would eventually make it’ way back across the pond and into the the hands of the Founding Fathers especially George Washington who would ally himself with a group of pirates known as the Odd Wood (This was a seafaring band of the Kingsman’s Navy and wold eventually become absorbed by the Crimson Bloods )
The Odd Wood and the Kingsman would help the Colonists eventually defeat the English Empire and humiliate the King and other nobles that figured that they could easily squash the tiny uprising in the Colonies and the colonists would be loyal servants or hanged. Well this didn’t happen and it didn’t happen in 1812 either, when England tried again to regain their lost territory; though by than the Kingsman had fully rifted here in America and those that where loyal to the land of their birth stayed behind while those loyal to the Crown went back to England to be reassigned. This is the birth of the Presidents Men with George Washington being the first to have access to this special order of assassins and spies.
Though as the years progressed the rift never healed, and for the Kingsman they would watch their power and the Crowns power collapse as India would revolt and they would be ordered to give in to the leaders over assassinating Gandhi; though in hindsight I think India would rather have England in control of them over the Deaths Hand. Hong Kong would eventually loose English control though really only on paper, little known secret is that Hong Kong is still very much an English Colony and full of Kingsman and Steel Legion soldiers masquerading as normal citizens. The Kingsman can be found in the Caribbean under the command of Governor Barney Pilgrim; this order holds its roots in London and within the United Kingdom but it’s people can be found all over the globe doing the bidding of the King or Governor though like the Presidents Men hold there dictates to the United States Constitution the Kingsman hold there dictates to the Magna Carta so these monarchs best watch there actions or they could end up on the wrong side of of a Kingsmans blade.
Well according to history this order was well divided and the rift of the American Revolution would never be able to be healed and these orders would remain divided; well that was nothing more than a farce as the Kingsman never truly gave up on their American Cousins across the pond and would actually be the ones to save their brothers from Director Mitchell and Agent White during the purge; as they say “All For One, One For All.” the Kingsman would as well be keeping a close eye on the comings and goings of the Great Tragedy of 2018 and the Great Purge to follow as the False Flag would try to reset the government and the great traditions many of the Kingsmans forefathers fought for and between the actions of these men and the actions of the ever so vigilant Presidents Men Director Mitchell and Agent Whites plans would ultimately fail and they would become the number one targets for these highly trained killers.
So now in 2074 we know that the two orders have healed their division and thanks to the Chairman who everyone thought was murdered in 2073 was able to negotiate a truce and the orders would once again blend and their secrets would become shared amongst each other. Whats to come of the world now that the Kingsman and Presidents Men are once again aligned, well one thing the new Pirate King of England would call a cease fire and stop the war with America, second General O’Brian would be captured and murdered, and President Lyndon Kingsbury would end up being rescued and returned to the UCAS. Also even though these men hold there dictates to out of date documents they are not swayed by the war and will uphold the traditions set before the many centuries prior and this is the ultimate check and balance system. Though I do fear that they will not be willing to accept the Ratification and Treaty of Denver as well as the Treaty of the Nobles in England and we will have a secret order that will have the abilty to travel undetected and remove any political threat to the return of the Old America and England; this has already been felt when Kaleidoscope assassinated General O’Brian’s successor in the White House and the Spartan removed the next in line before he was to sworn in at the Capital.
So in closing this is a very dangerous time for all of America as the Kingsman are here and they have members within every major rebelling faction including the Deaths Hand; we have also learned that Senator August Prichard aka Buzzard of the Sons of the True Confederacy (SOTC) is as well among the Kingsman and I fear as time goes by the news drones will find more and more members of this secret order and just reporting on either the Kingsman or Presidents Men is an occupational hazard as these men are cleaners, erasers, assassins and spies all government sanctioned. So the outcome of the war is only part of the grand scheme of things cause who ever wins will have full control over these orders and do you really think their Grand Masters are going to be cowed by their oath and allow their outdated values to be repressed; if you believe that your stupider that I figured. Either way we will have government sanctioned killers on the loose or they will jump ship to the rebels and make sure we never have a President that stands against the return of the Stars and Stripes.
Alfred “Donk” O’Bannon Sr. (Anchor):
Tudor “Silver Tongue” Yates (Professor):
Jack “The Knife” Bentley (Ripper):
Carson “Dragon Slayer” Donaldson (Deicide):
August “Trust Me” Prichard (Buzzard):
Marvin “Oxfords” Yates (Accountant):
Christopher Carson (Reptile):
Sir Harold “Torch’em” Reynolds (Holiday):
Duke Edmund T Wellington (Monarch):
Lord Herbert Larson (Simba):
Lt Gen. Herschel “Alarm Clock” Horowitz (Checkmate):
Col. Reinhold Yule (Genocide):
Lord Arthur Townsend (Pendragon):
Sir Howard “Mad King” Tudor VI (Piper):
Lord Martin “Hang’em High” Martin (Riddler):
Father Walter Segal (Rags):
Rugby “Story Time” Carson (Peanut):
Hannibal Bolad (Attila):
Warren Segal (Riches):
Edgar Yates (Kingslayer):
Col. Jackson “Death Warrant” Puck (Stitches):
Elmo “HK” Green (Paradox):
Real Name Unknown (Driftwood):
Col. James “Papa” Groves (Crab):
Mr. Edward Adams (Ranger):
Dr. Statler “Old Timer” Cannon (Chemist):
Saul Meisner (Tailor):
Dayton “Demerits” England (Pedagogue):
High Commander Martin “Boomer” Hakett (War Machine):
George “Old Jerk” Eaton (Pitbull):
Lord Joseph Millburn (Old Joe):
Oliver McKeen Jamestown junior (Cyrax):
Lord Excalibur Milton (Aztec):
Lord Gerald “Jerry” Neely (Order):
Lord Richard “Rick” Longshanks (Limbo):
Lord Hemingway Yorkshire (Custodian):
These men will be very unhappy about this page being live on the site, seeing that they rely on total secrecy to operate within the shadows and perform their assassinations, espionage, sabotage and other nefarious acts under the order of the Crown; now with the unification of the President Men an the Kingsman they will also be receiving orders from President Kingsbury and President Davis as well as Governor Pilgrim. These orders will be quite busy in the coming days; their oath dictates them to follow the ways of the ancient documents that they hold dear, but if they follow they way any of their ilk have it’s either evolve or perish and with Director Mitchell and Agent White still on their hit list their allegiance can swing either way in this rebellion. I have only exposed the Masters and Grand Masters of this order that I have been told about, these men have all undergone the final secret initiation process and my contact is within protective custody as he has broken one of the edicts of the Kingsman and that is secrecy to give me this vital information, I will as well not reveal my true identity seeing i don’t want to give these erasers and cleaners any further information to have myself caught and killed.