The Surrey Gang are an outlaw band that roamed the Old World American West for quite sometime and terrorised the people with their deadly game of total dominance and control. The leader of the band is Jamie Surrey and he was followed by his brothers and two of their friends into a life of murder and robbery. The Surrey’s or the Outlaws Five the Dead Man’s Hand as they are also refereed to have little to no morals and would do anything to keep their names in the headlines and strike fear into the hearts of the nation.
This gang basically wrote the playbook on being a romantic cowboy of the west and everyone from Jessie James to Billy the Kid would simply be a follower of the Surrey Gang and never truly achieve the status of the Outlaws Five. They adapted to the ever changing world and changed the rules on the fly, they where the first to rob the trains, rob Wells Fargo, hold entire towns hostage and bury more Mexicans than any other Englishman on the plains could ever dream of. Nothing was and is sacred to the Outlaws Five and they truly wrote the book on what it means to be Quick or be Dead.
I am not writing this to honour them as they are truly killers and outlaws in the truest definition of the word, they all were worth a small fortune back than, yet no one dared to cross them for a very good reason as it would mean a quick trip to boot hill. The Surrey Gang is fearless and unyielding they would rather get into a shoot out than talk and for the time they had deadly accuracy and lighting draws with there pistols, rifles and shotguns. They seemed unkillable as they all had been shot numerous times and would simply shrug of the bullet wounds, now we know that Oliver Jamestown and Arthur Rummy where both severely wounded many decades later and yet they still walk around with ease so the old campfire tales about the Outlaws Five must be true.
They terrorised for many years and would hold entire towns hostage and pillage it for all it’s worth, if the townsfolk ever rose up against them and tried to kill them or run the Surrey Gang out of town they would simply kill everyone and leave the town a literal Ghost Town and ride off to find the next bunch of victims. When most Outlaw Gangs would run from the law and lynch mobs they would engage them with glee and torch the bodies as a final snub to the fallen and the law abiding citizens. To say that the Outlaws Five where good guys would be lie, yet many in the bigger cites the citizens romanticised them turned them into local legend and folk lore. The more they killed and ravaged the West the more the East Coast media outlets and authors publicised them to make a quick fortune, headlines sold newspapers and outlaws sold novels and no one was better at playing the black hat than the Outlaws Five.
In the West they were hated and feared but everyone was powerless to stop them, the law refused to intervene and the locals would rather remain alive. The Native Americans that normally hated the Englishman and hunted them like one does a rabbit, would shelter the Outlaws Five and teach them their secrets and welcome them onto their ground. These men would be called the Grey Ghosts by the Natives and one can assume they were loved because they simply killed anyone and everyone including the White Man with extreme prejudice. It is also rumoured that the Outlaws Five would do specific work for the tribes and remove threats that they simply couldn’t gain access to.
Though even though these men would become the biggest thing to hit America and ravage the nation throughout the west word expansion, they would eventually simply disappear one day and seemingly slip away into the night. There legend would go on and even though we have reports that they just slipped into the ever expanding cities and continued their campaign of terror on a more local scale, nothing would compare to their days of riding the open plains of the west.
These men invented what it means to be a Gunslinger Adept once magic returned to the world and rumours and legends state that the Natives of the Navajo tribe would grant them the deepest secrets of the Spirits and they would become magically blessed long before the return of the Sixth World. Though this is simply a rumour but seeing they were lighting fast, near bullet proof and where one with the shadows it could be said that they were truly the first real adepts and it could also explain why they are still alive today.
The Surrey Gang would eventually split up and they would go their separate ways, though we know that they never truly disbanded and only began other projects. Jamie would enter the political world, Arthur would enter the military world and eventually the world of the spy and assassin, Oliver would go on the run the countries first crime family and the Surrey Brothers would go onto continue their crime spree robbing, killing and butchering for the fun of it till they too would settle down and enter the business world and eventually back into the criminal world as a off shoot family for the Jamestowns.
Arthur would marry a Navajo women and his eldest daughter would become the bride of Jamie, thus connecting those two families and Oliver would marry a Cherokee women giving birth to his first son; not Cyrax he is from Oliver’s second wife, his first born son would carry on his fathers bloody legacy and become the leader of the Cowboys from Hell. Yes I am speaking of Tommy Sixxkiller or now we know his surname Tommy Jamestown; this does explain allot and why Tommy has an affinity for violence and is basically unkillable….like Father Like Son.
The other brothers had offspring and well we know one of them and he came from Creed Surrey and he goes by the Street Name Tomahawk….and his real name is Wolf Surrey part Sioux, part Mexican and part Englishman seems his son adopted more of his mothers physical traits and this is why would never see the direct comparison till now. Thanks to our contacts this intelligence has been confirmed and his known name Eric Blood Fang is simply an alias that he adopted, and his real name is Wolf Surrey well Blood Fang is more imposing but the surname Surrey strikes fear in the hearts of many. Another example of the apple falling not to far from the tree as Creed Surrey is a natural born killer and one man that has been deemed unkillable.
Seeing that Oliver and Creed both had kin that went on to become legends in their own right, it would only make sense that Jamie, Arthur , and Chelcie would have legendary children as well that would not fall far from the tree as well; this is something that is left up to debate by historians and reporters as we have no documentation on the children from Chelcie but one can assume that Alexander Church was the illegitimate son of Jamie seeing they are scarcely similar in appearance down to many bounty hunters ending up in the grave mistaking Jamie for Alexander.
Though we have no proof that Alexander and Jamie are related only speculation and rumours, though seeing that Jamie is as well friends with the same people as Alexander, Alexander would become a legend in his own right and seem unkillable and unstoppable till he met his end at the hands of Adolf Ackerman another close friend of Jamie and a man that rode with the Outlaws Five for a while when they would become the Six Killers for a short period of time……like a decade short!!! Why Adolf is not on this page is a mystery but he should be and his hands are covered in blood like the rest of the five.
The Outlaws Five does sound cooler and well if the Horseman can have five, why not the Outlaws Five have six…I will fix that error. Okay its fixed and I even gave him the respect of his knew street name or really his old handle as One Drop stands for One Shot One Kill. He modified it to fit his new job as a hangman, though seeing he was a true mayoral terror riding with the Surreys and would help them in their hostile take over and truly become the Dictator Mayor….see you learn something new about how he earned that handle. The Germany story o his bio is all farce, he is 100% American or maybe English…..cant tell anymore.
Adolf is a gunfighter and legendary Gunslinger adept on the same skill as the rest of the Outlaws Five and was as well a very wealthy landowner and cattle rancher that simply grew tired of legally trying to take over the cattle industry and would use corrupt politics and murder to take over the west. He would use his social graces to win over the people while Jamie, Arthur and Oliver would use terror to keep them in line; than in a quick move they would take over the town and Adolf would be hailed the mayor…..thats what I will dub him instead the Mayor.
See the connections between the Outlaws Five, the Brothers Grimm, the DiCane Clan, and the Hakett Brothers are very close and it seems that history has tried to blend this away and conceal the fact of these kin ships. Well not on my watch people, I will keep exposing the hidden connections between the Outlaws Five and the current registry of known killers and terrorists……………………………………………….BLACK DEATH ACTIVATED
The Outlaws Five
Jamie Surrey (Oklahoma Kidd): The leader of the pack and the man behind the generations of slaughter, Jamie Surrey might be a politician now but this man was and always will be a killer first and foremost. When Jamie speaks action happens the Outlaws Five jump into action and remove the problem with extreme prejudice, he is extremely blood thirsty and has spent a lifetime fighting the establishment and working to tear down the system from within and from without. This man is a true gunslinger and gunfighter, he and his band are the original gunslinger adepts and all others are modelled after them and Jamie is the King of Pistoleers. Many have stood against Jamie and all have fallen prey to his lighting fast draw and deadly accuracy, so understand this if you hunt Jamie Surrey or any of the Outlaws Five be prepared for a fight as they will not go down with out slinging some lead and spilling some blood….even if you can kill the Grey Ghosts.
Arthur Rummy (Director): The nephew of Adolf Gunner and the cousin of the Surrey Brothers is the man we know as the Director, this man has been an enigma for sometime now and only recently has information become available about this cranky old bastard. Him being an original gunslinger adept and gunfighter sheds some light about his new song and his deadly skill with a pistol, Arthur is a very angry man and one that needs to be avoided as it’s been reported he possess the same unique ability to curve bullets of the Jamestowns and seeing he calls Oliver family I wonder who learned it first. Also this man is a killer and he is one of the top spies and assassins within the nation is truly scary as the Outlaws Five will never see the inside of a courtroom and they will be fully authorised to remove any threat to their brother in arms Oliver and his new administration.
Chelcie Surrey (Recoil): The fastest draw this side of the pond and probably both sides of the pond as they call it, though in this gang speed is their game and with reflexes that are super human and a eagle eye and crack shot it’s more of a who spots the threat first as they are all the best of the best. Chelcie invented the game of the showdown and would lure unsuspecting victims to an early grave with his beyond human skill. The Surrey Gang have been blessed by the Natives of the Navajo and Cherokee so be warned the spirits of the land re behind them and they have no qualms about butchering anyone that stands in their way. Chelcie is a brutal man, he enjoys gun play and shedding blood, he thrives at hijacking and bank robbery, so remember when dealing with Recoil its not if he will shoot, it’s when he will start shooting and filling the shallow graves on Boot Hill with the innocent souls caught in the crossfire.
Creed Surrey (Recurve): The eldest of the brothers is Creed and this doesn’t mean he is a slouch or reasonable in any fashion, just the opposite this man is a true legend and master of the pistol. Almost as if he has been learning the secrets of the gun from the days of matchlocks and flintlock, he is a master of the trick shot and can disarm you with a quick hip fire and he can bounce bullets around to hit unsuspecting targets. He can as well curve his shots and hit one man in a line of four so be warned that Creed is no joke. He is a true monster and thrives in the firefight and enjoys watching others bleed out and suffer as the die begging for their life as he smokes his cigar. The Outlaws Five are all on the same wave length and Creed is the shot caller when it comes to whole sale slaughter so remember they care nothing for innocents and have terrorised locals for generations and robbed everything from royals to the common folk and have never left anyone alive to tell the tale.
POTUS. Oliver Jamestown McKeen (Beast): Oliver Jamestown is one of the extended family the Surrey Gang and member of the this band since day one, Oliver like the rest came over here once they all where exiled from England and that begs to question how he actually won the presidency seeing he is not a natural born American Citizen. Though I guess with these immortals they can claim not my fault I was born before America was a nation; this does beg to question about the Jamestown family and where they here already or was Oliver the first of that family line to establish a settlement here and align with Roanoke who we know now is his closest friend. Did he simply butcher all the people in the Jamestown Colony because they spoke ill of the Surrey Gang and they learned there love for wholesale slaughter. Oliver is now the President of the United Canadian American States and soon to be the United States, and we elected a cold blooded killer and gunfighter to run our nation and be our diplomat for foreign relations, this man is one of the Outlaws Five and not above extortion, murder and racism….he might favour the Navajo, Sioux, and Cherokee; though he only favours the farmers and ranchers not the security, military and upper class. Remember people he is our President and he has killed more people than cancer and will keep killing through legal means now and using his Executive Authority to pardon his friends and the Outlaws Five…the rebels will never see the inside of a courtroom with McKeen and Prichard we truly have fallen to a dictatorship and democracy has failed.
Adolf Gunner (Mayor): Ah the man that has been hiding and lying for years the Uncle of Arthur Rummy and the cousin to the Surreys and Jamestown good old Adolf Gunner. This man got his family tossed out of England for trying to over throw the crown and funded the Outlaws Five and some reports indicate that he fought in the revolutionary war and directed the Colonists to use guerrilla warfare against the English and than expanded that tactic once the west was wild. Reports also indicate that this old Kingsman was behind the foundation of the Presidents Men with Arthur Rummy and Wilhuff Palpatine also Kingsman….something we just learned today. Adolf would become the king of the beef trade thanks to the Outlaws Five and he would expand his vast empire through bloodshed and terror, I think we should all start eating vegetables only seeing the beef trade is his and his alone; all money funnels right back into the great war machine that is the Storm Riders and United States Elite as well the pockets of the Surrey Gang and Horseman. He owns much of Washington and can starve out a city with a single phone call so be warned that Mayor here is not a good man and he is the mastermind of the Surrey Gang and he is the True King of the Pistoleers and Jamie is his Prince….Adolf can and will kill you before you get to blink and this man has already killed and betrayed his best friend Alexander Church so who’s to say that this Outsider isn’t preparing to take over America with his cousin Oliver as he is the real politician of the Outlaws Five.