Ten Eleven Twelve Fourteen Eleven Demons To Deal With!!
Alright, I gotta stop this before it gets any worse. Updates for each demon will be forthcoming, but we need to delineate them. No FOMO (fear of missing out for you boomers…) here! Hell, even the Top 10 Deadliest and Lethal Liabilities understand that the top 10 are where it is at. I will include an 11th here because while he wasn’t on the main dragon op, he was a part of it by running interference and killing the other ancient dragon simultaneously. The individuals who are friends/work with the demons may be just as deadly (or deadlier), but they are what I will call the “Lost Souls”. They follow and work alongside the demons, but they were not on the op that defined this list. Just as there are many founding fathers who are exceptional, there are only so many who were a part of the Titanic Op or the Judicial Mishap. Thus, there are only the 11 who are credited as Demons to deal with. Before you start whining “What about xxx”, let me be clear. The lost souls is not complete and there are others that belong there. However, I am allowing Asbury to be a full demon due to his shenanigans with these people down in Georgia. He is obviously one of them, and just the one who got the short straw when they knew someone extra would be needed for Davis. That or they have a thing against devils. Would explain why The Pofessor and Mr. Black aren’t members too, but I digress… I know that there are a couple of other runners that were in Georgia, but I’m sorry I don’t see “The Hero of the UCAS” on the same level with these people, so he will be a lost soul. Snapper wasn’t with them on their “hunt” and thus is not a part of this group – though trust me he is seriously terrifying. You can disagree, but this is my list Clockwork so stick to the lost souls!
Alright, time to get down to business before the caffeine starts to fade away. Can’t sleep – not safe. I will do my best to give a quick explanation as to why each person got their name starting with #1 himself, along with anything else I feel like posting. You aren’t my English teacher, so there is no length requirement. Don’t expect and citations. APA, MLA, and Chicago can kiss my ass Mrs. Jones!
Wesley Burns (Multi-Tool): No better place to start than the man himself, the worst demon that I have ever seen or imagined. Seriously, holy crap. This Mandalorian warrior slings his out of this world combat gear like its candy. He has everything from whistling birds to a jetpack, grenades and guns, hell I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a blaster rifle. Hell, you should probably assume this entire list has any piece of tech from the Star Wars movies. The answer to your real question though, is no that’s not where his name comes from. I call this man multi-tool because most of this list specializes in one thing. For the Jedi (who are generally higher on this list) they can only specialize in Force Lightning. This man? His abilities go far beyond. You need lightning – he’s got you. Need fire – left palm. Too hot out – ice is coming your way. Anything you need this guy has, like a good multi-tool. I would have called him Leatherman, but I don’t want to have him confused with Leatherface. Don’t forget, aside from the elements, he also has all of those other weapons. Fuck, he probably keeps a hydrospanner next to his own multi-tool. Now you know he doesn’t just burn people (or dragons or vampires or werewolfs or rancor for all I know (I think this guy may actually be Boba Fett – read my article about Rivet City()), but he freezes and fries them too.. You know – for when you like to cook on the fly.
Alvin Webster (Stomper): Onto one of the most terrifying people I have ever seen (both in-person and in footage). Now, I know I’m a civie but holy crap this guy has me scared. He is not only a Sith Lord (I can’t describe how terrifying force lightning truly is), but he doesn’t even need his powers in the force to be unstoppable. Unlike the best-known Sith Lord below he is also a Mandalorian! The armor – the jetpack – the bad temper – it’s all there! I mean, fuck dude, when a dragon needed to be staked (still don’t understand how that works) instead of using his hammer or the force he just fucking stomped it into the thing! Yes – that’s why I called him stomper. That’s one boot you do not want to be on the receiving end of. Seriously – don’t tread on me!
Wilhuff Palpatine (Darth Miasma): Alright, so if Multi-Tool is the personification of having the right answer to everything, then Darth Miasma here is the personification of doubling down on only one thing, but doing it frighteningly well. It should be no surprise to anyone that the leader of the President’s Men is probably the most powerful lightsaber user, but did you know he can simultaneously use 7! And in what looks like different styles too – talk about terrifying. Worse, this dream master “Sleep Death” can combine what must be the miasma of the dreams that comes from his eye into his lightning. Also, it is very apparent that he and his close friend Zapper have some sort of “beyond” force lightning (for a brief movement so did another of these people, but I will get to him later). When this man casts his lightning even his friends scatter. Hell, it was almost enough to take out one of the elder dragons by itself. The guy below may be called Zapper due to his proficiency, but only because this one already has a Sith name. Guess that also makes sense out of where his mind control powers come from. Seriously though, the fact that Sith and Jedi are real is terrifying – not to mention some of the other stuff I have seen. When this guy takes to the battlefield, just run. Hell, all of these people are terrifying – seriously just run and hope you aren’t on their list.
Dover Barton (Zapper):
Montgomery Palpatine (Hatchetman):
Charles Palpatine (Found):
Maximillian Yates (Stumpy):
Bailey Georgetown (Rocket Man):
Baldwin English (Ghostbuster):
Rusty Palpatine (Milkbone):
Patrick O’Reilly (Welder):
The Lost Souls
Addison Mayweather (Grassy): (Whomever is working on this page read my article on this beast and put him in this roster)
Arthur Swanson (Heartbreaker): (Hey Silver Sword….check out that video I sent you and place him in this list accordingly)
Wendell Flanigan (Candyman): (Hey Silver Sword….check out that video I sent you and place him in this list accordingly)