The
International
Guild
of
Bounty Hunters
This page is here to outline the known membership of the Guild of Bounty Hunters, these are not vigilantes but licensed hunters of the criminals that are wanted by a legal authority; this classifies anyone from someone who simply has a bench warrant against them to an outright war criminal. The Guilds members receive regular updates on their network of the wanted and how much they are worth; they are alerted if the target is wanted Dead or Alive though in most cases the bounty will still be paid if the target is dead, they just suffer a normal 50% reduction in the reward. Any member of the International Guild of Bounty Hunters also receives his regular payment for services rendered; this is a varying rate depending on the specific guild members qualifications, skill and ranking. The Bounty Hunter is paid for their time, expenses and medical fees during the time they are on the hunt, this at times will even cost the employer far more than the bounty is actually worth.
The Guild once worked truly as a legal authority divided by the fifty states of the United States and the many counties, and countries of the remainder of the world itself. With only a few exceptions being those classified as federal bounty hunters that work without boarders, this would cause issues at times when a mark would evade a hunter and escape their jurisdiction and force the Bounty Hunter to go through bureaucratic red tape to gain permission to continue the hunt and if they evaded to another country it would be an almost free ticket for the mark. All Bounty Hunters would also have to register themselves with the law enforcement agency when they enter a new city to allow the police to have notice of their presence and what mark they where going after; these rules where put in place to keep the bounty hunter from becoming a random vigilante and as well to protect the hunter from police harassment, even though the local police would still harass the hunter and not recognise their authority and will normally give the Bounty Hunters a hard time even going as far as to question their intent and even arrest them for caring legal licensed weapons.
Well thats how it used to be in the early days when it came to being a Bounty Hunter, they carried a badge and were a private law enforcement firm that followed a very strict set of doctrines that kept them from becoming bullies with guns. Well those days are long gone and the day of the New International Guild of Bounty Hunters is here and this is the guild that I will be speaking about; not the true bounty hunters that still hold true to the old definition of being a hunter of the criminal. The New Guild is under the the command of General Ichabod Oliver also known as the Watchman and he has gone to great lengths to create a guild of hunters that are immune to legal prosecution, immune to the laws of the land and have a license to kill whomever they see fit. The New Guild has become nothing more than a bunch of bullies with advanced technology, a near unlimited budget and a partnership with the mercenaries of the Brotherhood of Mercenaries. This new guild is one that has forgone all their old oaths and follows only one creed and that is Dead is better than alive; they over inflate their fee’s to off set the 50% reduction and normally charge the agency far more than the mark was worth alive for their services. They tend to go over the top and go to extremes to bring in a target, they care nothing for innocent lives and will use any method needed including bio-toxins and explosives to bring a suspect to justice.
General Oliver has used all his powerful connections and vast wealth to create this new Guild and keep his hunters out of jail; he has even gone as far as making certain that local police departments understand that they are the true legal authority and to cross the guild is not in their best interests. He allowed for his guild to divide itself between those loyal to the old way and those to the new, and when the hunters that would choose to stand true to the old methods or work for the New American government he would have them all assassinated in a single night, fully erasing them from the history books including anyone directly connected to those he would call the unworthy. Only one family would escape the purge set forth by General Oliver and that would be the Wellton family and well we know what would become of the Wellton’s at the hands of the Presidents Men, the O’Bannon family and the Jamestowns. Only Oak and Willow would escape total annihilation and after nearly three decades with the UCAS they would turn coat and rejoin the Freedom Patriots and General Oliver.
The New Guild was not without it’s problems and during the early days as the UCAS was setting itself up as a true authority and military power to keep the people safe from the terrorists and rebels the guild would come face to face with Director Jarred Mitchell and his Freedom Task Force on a number of occasions. Mitchell would try to use the same tactics that Oliver played in creating the Guild with his new task Force but Mitchell lacked a few key elements; the first being the natural charisma of General Oliver, the second being the nearly unlimited funding that Oliver had access to. Mitchell would also be forced to divide his task force between hunting the Guild and the Presidents Men, while the Guild would stay focused on their job of bringing down those with a bounty placed on them normally by the Patriots or Confederates. The guild under the leadership of General Oliver would become a true powerhouse and as the years would go by they would only grow in numbers and strength; during the years of 2045 to 2065 the guild would become the only recognised legal authority of Bounty Hunters and anyone that stood against them would meet a swift dismissal with only the UCAS government being their strongest foe. Though with the backing of the Brotherhood of Mercenaries the Guild would have nothing to fear and so Oliver would send his men out throughout the world to begin their hunting and ethnic cleansing as they would take claim to many of the bounties placed on the heads of elven citizens by the Human Resistance Movement and Deaths Hand.
Oliver would as well use his connections to the Brotherhood to further his own power and control over most of North America, not through the use of military might; knowing he could never compete against the Patriots or Confederates but he would become the one man they all would come to when they needed a problem removed and didn’t wish to dirty their own hand. By this point you can see the Guild is no longer truly a legal authority of Bounty Hunters instead they are nothing but assassins, cleaners and erasers that do the dirty work for the rebels and get paid handsomely for their troubles. Though General Oliver still considers himself and his men Bounty Hunters and keeps tabs on the broadcasts of the wanted from the cities loyal to the cause, hence Seattle has been dealing with the Guild for quite some time seeing that it is an epicentre for both the Government and Rebels alike to collide.
Oliver doesn’t play well with others and he follows his own set of rules and those rules are as well followed by those that are loyal to the Guild and to General Oliver. He works alongside the Brotherhood doing their dirty work and keeping that Mercenary Camp appear squeaky clean when in reality they are far dirtier than they appear and they allow Oliver to bathe in all the blood the illegally spill in the name of Freedom. General Oliver’s connections run even deeper than just within the Brotherhood as he has a hold on certain members of the Steel Legion and even still holds contacts within the UCAS; Oliver has been seen numerous times speaking with President Edward Davis of the Confederates and even Alexander of the Deaths Hand. This man has truly shown his dominance within the political world but also within the world of the criminals and seeing he is wanted by the World Court that didn’t stop General Oliver from walking in their front door and killing any ambassador or judge that stood in his wake sending the World Court a bloody and brutal message that the Guild was here to stay and they will not play by their rules any longer.
Seeing the Brotherhood and the Guild work hand in hand it can be assumed that Oliver extends the bounties to the members of the Brotherhood as he would to his own men and vice a versa with General Buckley giving Oliver access to the Brotherhoods bounty network. This partnership brings the Brotherhood into a new light and shows that they have never really been true mercenaries and nothing more than soldiers for the rebels working for either the Confederates or the Patriots when needed and even going as far as to say they have been helping the Deaths Hand in their conquest of the Eastern Hemisphere. The Government has not forgotten about the horrors the guild has done and have not forgotten about tragedies caused by the Guilds members throughout North America. Though with the war ragging across the nation and the world o the brink of another world war, the guild has been able to move through the shadows forgotten and ignored, Director Jarred Mitchell attempted to stop Oliver and the guild during his purging of the Presidents Men, but would learn very quickly that this would become a war he would not win and be forced to pull his men back and forgo the guild as targets. Though for Oliver this was an offence he would not quickly forget and he would place the Freedom Task Force on the open bounty network as “Wanted Dead Only” and using his skills in hacking he would drain Mitchell’s accounts to pay the bounties as they would come in. Mitchell learned quickly that he made enemies with a man that would never surrender and use any measures to bring down his enemy and just as fast as the purge would begin it would be called off as Mitchell would soon learn that dealing with both Oliver and the Presidents Men would be suicide especially once Set would get involved.
The Guild would become the one and only authority for over two decades as no dared to contest their authority and their claim as the only true Bounty Hunters, though it was more fear of General Oliver’s reaction and his quick to remove anyone who stands in his way. Though for some reason in 2065 the Guild backed down and would allow for new groupings of Bounty Hunters to form without any swift and violent reaction from General Oliver, some thought that Oliver had cooled down and with age came wisdom others thought he had fallen in battle and was no longer in command of the Guild. Well they couldn’t have been further from the truth, General Oliver was not playing possum or just settling down do to age; no this man was forming an army that would allow him to take on most forces and threats without risking his specialised hunters. He was setting up a power base in a undisclosed location and smuggling in vast weapons and soldiers; for what reason we are still unclear off but knowing Oliver it is not going to be a good thing for anyone he considers an enemy. We only know about Oliver’s military force seeing that he used his forces to help evacuate Detroit before the bombs dropped and then vanished back into the night; this could be part of Kingsbury’s plan to blitzkrieg the Native American Lands using General Oliver as his surprise assault seeing that his base is unknown an it wouldn’t be out of General Archibald Kingsbury’s character to lightning strike the Natives from multiple locations seeing he has placed bounties on all but a few Native citizens.
If this is the case it would also not be out of General Oliver’s character to assist an ally and collect the millions of credits from the countless slaughter of innocent citizens. Remember the Guild is under the command of General Oliver and directly connected to the Brotherhood who are direct allies of the Freedom Patriots. Kingsbury has been silent for a while and that is out of character for him as well; something big is in the works and it will be only a matter of time before we see the real reason both these men have been playing possum and staying silent. The guild is still in action and still doing the dirty work of the Brotherhood and still collecting bounties set out by sovereign cities and that means only one thing death and lots of it, the guild is still under the command of the ruthless Watchman and working directly for the rebels and considers anyone that fights for the new America to be nothing more than a criminal, traitor and speed bump. The guild uses biological and chemical warfare, high explosives as well as old fashioned cat and mouse games to get their prey their budget is limitless and they have a serious chip on their shoulder and their leader is ruthless, brutal and heartless so be very cautious when dealing with the guild and be warned the members of this group are not to be negotiated with, they are to be avoided at all costs; their is no telling who will rather kill you before speaking with you and they have followed the credence of shoot first ask questions second for decades so consider all on this list to be extremely dangerous; they are also all legally sanctioned killers that work for the rebels and no one else. Even our own government backed off from the guild and maybe we should just keep that in mind; seeing that if Lyndon Kingsbury wins come November these men will become a true government agency and given even more authority and support and thats just what we don’t need is a man like General Ichabod Oliver having a true crushing grip over the nations military and intelligence network.
Guild Members
General Ichabod Oliver (Watchman): Well here we have a washed out piece of garbage. Though to be dead since long ago it would seem this corrupted individual enjoyed hiding in the wastes of isolation and the dark underbelly. This puppet of the rebel leader Colonial should have stayed hidden, for now that he has come to corrupt the light we will all have to deal with him. His machinations are legendary and he has trained some deadly individuals. With luck our hero James O’Brien will take care of him sooner or later. Just what we didn’t need, more snakes in the grass.
Lt General Ulysses Mitchell (Naga): The Naga, such a scumbag he is named after the legendary snake being itself. This man has worked for Oliver for many a decade is very dangerous. Watch out for the venom he speaks, as well as injects, for since ancient times from the garden of Eden we have known the danger of snakes.
Colonel Geppetto Petrillo (Hellion): The hellion is another bounty hunter. Once a legitimate businessman taking employ from all who had need of his skills he has decided to forsake the world and work with Ichabod (every-time I say the name I wonder if he is related to Stamps). The hellion is another of the dangerous beings within the guild (not THAT guild). He has been seen recently in Seattle and appears to wield technology that is beyond that of what is available on the streets. His armour absorbs DAOD rounds with ease and his weaponry is highly customised. Nobody knows where he got this technology, but it looks like the Founder may have some competition. For our sake lets hope this new line doesn’t spread, for the streets are already dangerous enough.
Colonel Elmer Jamestown (Doberman): Here doggy, have a biscuit! Wait, you mean he actually went after Tic-Tac? Talk about making it too easy. Though his runner name is a joke writing itself, his last name isn’t. The Jamestown’s are a very dangerous group. If they have their hands in this group then we know where their financial backing may be coming from. God help us if they are the source of the technology too. Stay away from this man, for once he gets a hold of his prey he is sure to naw on the bones. To him you are but a tasty treat waiting to be consumed.
Colonel Woody Brunswick (Casper): A washed up ghost who is everywhere. See my former partner’s notes inside of the Harbour Master’s page.
Colonel Elliot Ness (Gunslinger): A member of the pack and the cops, this man is everywhere. My opinion echoes that of my predecessors. You can find the information on this man all over this site. Have fun searching and learning about the other dangers!
Lt Colonel Bradley Wellton (Oak): Now this man has unraveled quite a bit of history. Maybe we should change his name to Shrek because he is showing he is like an onion, layered and smelly. The great Oak used to be a hunter and hero of the people. When I say used to, I mean as recently as 2 weeks ago as of this posting! It seems he ran into another former hero of the UCAS and his old partner in crime Agent White and got the bleaching disease. In fact not only did he turn his back on his country and duty, but he joined the Harbingers! Granted its a downgrade going from the Doberman to Biscuit, but I suppose that he has been downgraded to those who share his skill level. Oak was always the ragtag member of the bounty hunters and now its known far and wide. We will see his head on a platter soon, just wait. He showed the country how its done with a certain relative of his new team and the karma will return upon him.
Lt Colonel Patrick Freeman (Five): This individual is something particularly scary. Recent reports (and additional reading onto this repository) has shown that Five is a close friend and teammate (albeit solo operator) of the Unforgiven. The fact that he appears not only with them in their tale of woe (see UCAS history books for the true story), but he is in multiple agencies. It is my theory, albeit unproven just yet (give me more time) that he is also teammates with Sixx, Seven, and Eight (Ball). These individuals are likely linked. I believe that Sixx and Eight were spies on our hero before his untimely death and have been working with this man and the Death’s Hand through 7 to bring down our heroes. I haven’t found any other members, but I will. Be on the lookout good people, this could get nasty if we make it down to 1.
(Real Name Unknown) <Spider>: This little spider does more than wash down the water spout (though I have seen footage of him washing down a keg alongside Monster at the infamous party). Spider was originally thought to be truly freelance, but his appearance here proves otherwise. He may work alone at most times, but he definitely has friends. The difference is, he prevails when the moon is up, not when the sun is out.
Major Donald Mathews (Avenger): This individual has brought to light a whole new level of corruption within the police department. The Avenger, brother/cousin/father/son (maybe even daughter, who knows!) is related to Mr. Franklin himself! No, I don’t mean our founding father (though I’m not sure what his generation is), but Benji aka Detective Matthews of PP1. It has been found that many of that officers advancements were not only due to his connections to Mr. Black (see profile on Renegade), but also due to this man. You see, the bounty hunter guild doesn’t care who gets the credit as long as they get paid. Many a big name prey has come in under Detective Matthew’s “investigations”. That said, it can be seen through payments that several of his big catches were hand delivered to him by the Avenger. It worked out well for the two in the form of payment and advancement for both. This man is the true power behind the Matthews throne, and given his connection to our former Deputy Commissioner I believe the corruption may lie even deeper than this. I will report back when I have more.
Captain Walter MacArthur (Mortuary): This slimy bastard has been running the shadows for many a decade. He has a number of known allies (such as the runner listed below) that help him run his cartel of funeral homes. These people make fortunes off of killing a victim to get the bounty, and then forcing the victims’ family to pay them to bury the body. Not to mention that any personnel that get in the way and become extra bodies have to pay as well. It isn’t quite as bad as the hangmen of England, but Jesus Christ this is insane. First you pay with your life, and then your pocket!
Colonel Fredrick Mosley (Autopsy): See Harbour Knights
Captain Geoffrey Oliver (Binary): 1 or 2? 1 or 2? 1 or 2? WRONG!!!!!! Binary is based in 0 or 1. Yes yes, I know its base 2, but all number systems go up to 1 less than their base in a single digit (which is why our base 10 system takes 2 places). When you go to add……. Wait a minute, how did I get on here? I was writing my paper on Chapter 1 secti …… ***SIGNAL LOST**** <GUESS THAT ONE WAS A “0”, HAHA. Seriously though, where do you people keep coming from? – Hound Out>
Major Walt McKinley (Revenant): Well here we have another ghost of the past. This man appears to be all over the place. Best known for his work here (mostly because its public unlike in the President’s Men) the Revenant has been collecting the bounties of innocents and getting rich off of them. Yes, I said it, most of these bounties are rediculous!!! They are on good, god fearing people (outside of the occational killer) that are serving their country. If there is a bounty on a legitimate threat to humanity they ignore it. Otherwise why haven’t they caught an of the Death’s Hand members? Or the Patriots? Or the Confederates? The list of true villains is right here! This man is dangerous and sanctioned by the government he is hunting to remove “threats”. Hunt me if you wish, but you have to catch me first!
Major Sherman Willard (Hunter): Another one of these southern dogs. I imagine him like a shepherd, hearding his sheeple to the slaughter. Prevailing theme in his cases: “If I kill everyone in the building, maybe I will pickup an extra bounty…..”. These people need to be stopped.
Captain Warren Procter (Dallas): Here we are, another southern hoodlum. This man made his fortune in Dallas before coming to Seattle to “cleanup the trash”. Turns out that he cleans up the good more than the bad, but we knew that since he is on this list. Someone should drop off some hay so he could go back home on the range and get out of our hair. Stupid police officers, cause that isn’t a conflict of interests. Do I arrest him and get paid my measly salary, or do I kill him and take his oversized bounty. Which would you choose?!?!
Lieutenant Edgar Hamilton (Wendigo): Well here we have a nice pet. The Wendigo is known to hang around with the guild as their go to problem solver. Well, he and the Doberman have a lot of bite to them. They remove problems like stuffing from chew toys. Well, they say that this man isn’t a cannibal, I say that he is an animal. Except when this fido goes to fetch, the toy is never seen again.
Dr.Harvey Cannon MD (Drownyard): This one should worry all living souls. Regardless of what agency we are dealing with a Cannon is nothing more than a loose one of their namesake waiting to go off. Whether or not he is like most of his family and plays with toxins is unknown, but one thing is certain, if anything happens to him the Chemist, Apothecary, and Alchemist won’t sit still. His skill as a member of that name will be off the charts and his connections infamous. If you pick one bounty hunter to avoid, make it this one. The Cannons are nuts. The best way to deal with them is hope they forget their lionization one year and die out. The only thing as bad as a Cannon is a Grimm. Just thank god they aren’t involved here too.
Edger Yates (Kingslayer): Alright, this is rediculous. I just wrote the Drownyard’s details, archived the data so if I was killed it couldn’t be removed, and they upload this guy? Its like there is a big joke going on within the rebels and they know it? Every family is all over the place!!! Is there anything that there isn’t a Yates, Cannon, Jamestown, Brother’s Grimm member, Davis, Kingsberry (the proper cereal flavor) or Hackett involved in? Its like they are all a part of the same group and just amass presence everywhere! Its why we are so screwed! The few of them have more members in each of these societies to vote for what gets killed and what doesn’t than you can shake a stick at (and I have a very good feeling for most sticks!). This is rediculous. They are like a virus corrupting our system of living. They need to be… need to be… need to be…. whats happening to………… *** Signal Lost ***
August Prichard (Buzzard): What the hell happened up there? That has gotta be the weirdest result of torture while decking I’ve ever seen. His picture suddenly shifted to an old movie meme. Meh, anyway, since he is gone its time to for me to pickup the slack. For we are the founders of the demurs. We will not put up with this crap anymore! What do I mean? Shit like this! He is a god damned Senator for fucks sake! He shouldn’t be taking bounties, he should be writing laws to outlaw the kind of crap he is in for! Go to hell Prichard, may the Buzzards pick your bones for eternity for your sins against government and ethics, let alone your sins against man, women and child!
Elmo “HK” Green (Paradox): This man is all over the place. I found an old record from his academy days. Says that his original handle before paradox was “Schrodinger”. Guess his original handle was too long and too many people didn’t know much about cats. In reality very little is known about this man, but since he is the Mr. Clean of Dawn products you can assume that he is quite lethal. If you meet him just remember, you are dead regardless of whether or not you are in the box.
Col. Conrad “BTK” Howdy (Death Bringer): Well now, the big bad himself. Coming after us like he did the Johnsons back in Old Seattle. Well, he set the standard of screwing those who claim to set the rules, so it is time some karma came his way. Bet you never thought anyone would post on you. Too bad you are so busy looking at your friends that you have forgotten this place you old washed up Bastard. Well, what can I say about the Death Bringer….. alot!!!! This piece of trash has begun hunting his own kind in order to silence the truth about the revolution. The Death Bringer hasn’t been around in a while (although we have still been biting the dust thank you very much) and was thought to have been dead. Turns out instead of taking the twisting excuse of bounties that this place “certifies” he started taking bounties for a more corrupt syndicate – the Jamestowns. Wait, so let me get this fucking bullshit straight. Judge McKeen, one of the men responsible for instituting LAW AND ORDER within Seattle, is the Godfather of the Jamestowns and has been removing assets to the sanctity of our lives, property, and health for literally fucking decades!!!! No wonder magically no Mariner has ever been convited, he’s one of them! Put him in front of the book and let him go. Maybe if there was a legitimate agency out there, we could put a bounty on him!@#$%^&*!
Union “Diablo Blanco” Jamestown (Harvest): Don’t even get me started on this blown out windbag. He should have gone out with the crop of ’57 that his people destroyed to starve half of Colorado. The Harvest is another Jamestown dog (should have been called Havanese instead, short stupid bastard). This man doesn’t even go after bounties anymore, but he is grandfathered (not godfathered) in due to his former association. He sends his men to take care of that. Being an elder of that family it is assumed he is well armed and highly skilled and has a list of arrest warrants the length of Africa. Registered Bounty Hunters onl…… Nevermind. That joke was as old as him before I made it.
Mr. Xavier “The Buck Stops Here” Truman (Anaconda): My anaconda don’t… My anaconda don’t…. My anaconda don’t have a past future or present. He is a traitor to both the crown and the presidency that he used to server. The fact that he is allowed to exist in this group is just a showing of how corrupt and manipulated all these agencies are. Records state that he has been feeding information to the UCAS through England for decades. I’m against all forms of bullshit, and if you are going to claim to be a rebel then you shouldn’t screw over your own agency. When the Bounty Hunters figure it out they will take care of him themselves. <<EXECUTED FOR TREASON>> BY ORDER OF THE STEEL LEGION
Prince Sly Grimm (Eclipse): Interesting, now we not only have cops, cleaners, and shitbags fucking us through this corrupt system, but now literally royalty! Granted its self proclaimed, cocky, arrogant bullshit since this guy is only “prince” because he says so. He is truly as much royalty as the past century’s band. That said his last name alone is enough to inspire fear. It is strange that this clandestine line shows up here. Usually they send their pawns (yes, I actually said the truth) the Yates, Meisners, Rodgers, and now the red headed step-child the Pucks to enforce their will all over the place, but this place is SO corrupt that one of them actually showed up in person! Oh Holy Hell what have we gotten into?!
Colonel Jackson “Death Warrant” Puck (Stitches): Well now, apparently even the Kingsman are involved. Though I wonder what he snitched on. Not only did he get stitches, but he became the newest bitch of the Grimm’s (we know who the real dominant in that marriage is). Well, serving his master and being where he belongs on this page (right below him) is part of this poor bastard’s life. That is, assuming he didn’t just get his nickname from telling exceptional jokes…….
High Commander Martin “Boomer” Hakett (War Machine): Well well well, I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. Hmmmm… I suppose the Hand has a full package. Put out the hit, bring back the person, and execute them. Its all here, the Commander, Hunter, and Executioner. This fucker gets all three fees. No wonder he throws rockets like they are nothing, how much money does this guy make?! Talk about abusing the system, piece of crap.
Dr. Statler “Old Timer” Cannon (Chemist): Now this is legitimately horrifying. This man has been relatively quiet over the years regarding secret organizations. To date this is the only one we know he is a member of – and for good reason. Most don’t want one of the men holding the T-Virus going after people. He could just release it in a house and let the occupants transform and sputter out. This man should be watched VERY carefully. One wrong move and he and his family can literally end the world as we know it.
General Reverdy “Zombie” Jamestown (Handler): This guy is nothing but a myth. If he were real there would be color pictures of him – for nobody can escape the eyes of the camera. He may have been a member at one point, but by now he must have surely died in battle, for the records on this individual go back many, many years. Even before lionization existed.
<< Now now my young friend, the Handler is very much alive. Tread lightly around the Jamestown’s, and with only fact. No reason to end up dead. – The Demurest Out >>
Victor “The Game” Stone (God): No surprises here ladies and gentlemen. If you didn’t think Stone was a bounty hunter, then you are a god damned retard. He literally made his name off of telling his targets he would hunt them to see whether or not they were worth their weight in carbon. This asshole is a member of the degenerate next generation. You know, the one that didn’t leave the shadows and started a war that nearly wiped out the runners as we know them (thanks for the help by the way!). Then they have the gall to blame their shortcomings on some phantom name Legion. They even go as far to besmirch the name of Exodus to cover their murderous tendencies. You will get whats coming to you one day when the real God judges you. He won’t even bother pulling out the scale, for you have no heart to weigh.
Yogi Jamestown Yates (Necromancer): Well fuck. Who in the nine hells, abyss, and underworld thought it was a good idea to teach a Yates how to control the dead? I almost respect Plymouth, but seriously what the fuck man! As if they weren’t already good enough at killing people and they needed help?! Even the weakest have been seen shrugging off sniper bullets and firing guns at super human speed. Hell, their youngest has even been seen riding through the air like a fucking comet and you teach one of the elders true power!!!!! Fuck us, we are all fucked. Just wait till the Shyster finds out about this. We are going to have zombies with plastic flowers shooting acid and gift boxes of fingers instead of rings. I don’t even want to know. On the bright side, at least in death you may have clean teeth.
Elroy “Mulligan” Davis-Jamestown (Four): Three… Two…. One…. Blasstoff! If you didn’t think having the godfather was enough, here is a fucker related to the South and the Jamestowns! Enjoy this one, I’m signing off before I end up looking like the Spectre.
The Spectre: The spectre of the night himself. Talk about a creepy dude. I heard this one tale that spoke of him spying on potential targets and influential individuals so that if they ever came up on his list he would already have them down. To think there are bounty hunters scouting potential targets before they have done wrong. Talk about rediculous. I bet some of them put out bounties just to mess with each other. Like sports betting, but with our lives. Bastards.
Castle: This guy has been mislabelled morons. He is dead. See the fallen heroes page. Rot in hell with the rest of your ilk Castle.
<<<Hey Ass Clown I am still alive and now quite pissed off at your punk ass!! That was a fucking war out there and yes I took a few rounds and went down, fucking UCAS ass fucks got the jump on me well when its 12 on 1 that shit happens; I got 10 of those bastards before I got hit and Yankee thought I was dead and reported it in….it was anarchy out there and I didn’t see your punk ass doing anything to help punish the guilty…..some intel might have got fucked up but I am still alive and punishing the guilty don’t make me add you to my fucking list you UCAS ASS FUCK….Castle Out>>>
<< First off, anyone can claim they are a runner. This is Stamps, or maybe I’m Yankee, or maybe I’m just your average Joe. All those years on the streets should have taught you not to assume the man or woman on the other side of the keyboard. Second, I’m from France shithead. Maybe you should learn how to trace IP addresses through more than one VPN before you attempt to track me down. Though it does require at least a tween to learn that trick, so I’m likely safe from you. Third, if your mentor screwed up the intel then maybe you should spread the correct intel before criticizing the rest of us. You should work on your emotional control instead of lashing out like a four year old child having a tantrum. I suggest you watch out before threatening my juniors, lest you learn of another giant who sleeps. – Stacks Out… or Zodiac Out…. It gets so hard to tell who is lying and who isn’t, though I hear there are some runners that are quite good at it. … The Demurest Signing Off>>
<<Hey Ass Clown I can track down anyone and I have added you to my list of targets; though it seems your more a coward to talk shit behind a computer screen and not actually come out of your hiding place, though your French so I guess cowardliness runs deep in your blood. Oh I do hope your having fun dealing with the Deaths Hand raping your worthless country, and I will tell you this ass clown the game is on and it’s time for Seek and Destroy…..hope your affairs are in order cause you have forfeited your right to life…..Hound Out>>
<<Fucking Frenchman no wonder you can run your fucking mouth and yet hide behind your fucking cyber deck…..Show your self and prepare to be judged and punished you Mother Fucker!!!….Castle Out>>
<<To the Demurest, it seems you have bitten off more than you can chew here; the people that you and your group are pissing off are not people you desire as an enemy, though you are french and have snails for brains so that may explain a few things. Your group does prove one thing chap and thats you are nothing but a coward and a stinky one at that keep eating snails and leave the decking to the professionals and piss off….Edison Out>>>
Franklin Little (Mr. President): Well well well. Looks like we have an interesting entry here. It would appear the president is right above the presidential candidate. The irony, that we have elections for known Bounty Hunters. I do wonder, what is this man the president of? Do we have a member of the Post Office special forces in disguise? Meh, who knows. All I do know is that anyone in politics should not be allowed to also be a bounty hunter.
Oliver McKeen Jamestown senior (Godfather): Alright, seriously, what the shit. How did this old curmudgeon go from Judge, to runner, to ruler of the most powerful crime family based in the UCAS (not to be confused with the Grimms who are based fucking everywhere). Honorable was obviously the least warranted title this man could be given, and yet its th…… Signal Lost.
<< Damnit Spectre, I wanted that one. Oh well, next one on the list. – DEATHBRINGER OUT>>
Morton Crane (Deathstroke): Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. God Damnit. Fuck. I didn’t think there was something worse than Apex. For my opinion on this, reread the start of this one. We are all so fucking dead.
Oliver McKeen Jamestown junior. (Cyrax): Weirdest looking cyber ninja I’ve ever seen. I guess if he puts on the mask he would… if he grew like 2 feet that is. All I can imagine is a pudgy oompa loompa doing karate. I’m sure he’s more than dangerous in person, but I would die laughing as he snapped my neck. His wife however, besides being absolutely gorgeous, is not laughing matter. I imagine she puts on the suit and kills the target while he does his act from a distance. How cute romance can be – albeit manifesting unreal capabilities.
Shilling Horowitz (Night Terror): Well now, an interesting individual. Little is known about this man other than the fact that he is from Australia, meaning he has been through the ringer and then some, and that it is joked on the streets that he is the reason his brother doesn’t sleep. I suppose we will find out just what the Night Terror can do and whether or not he can stand up to the legends such as the Mind Freak and Nightmare – though night terrors as a phenomenon are known to be worse than nightmares and that has me worried both while I’m asleep and while I’m awake.
River McConnell (Broadcast): Nothing is known about this piece of human trash, but we assume based on his name that he is a journalist. Well, whatever message he is sending we don’t want to hear it. Go back to hell where you belong!
Rev. Graham Puck (Eeyore): Well well, we have found the epitome of depression. His namesake of course being the always nearly suicidal animated donkey many kids of the 1900’s and 2000’s adored. If you asked me, its because he knows where he sits on the totem pole with regards to his son and their masters, right here. Waste of time reporting on this one, give him some time and he will likely end his own life.
Lt. Col Gerald Wienstock (Tax Collector): Now now what do we have here? This individual (and his brothers) are known world wide as some of the best in the business. Not only do they hail as Bounty Hunters, but even as honorary members of the Brother’s Grimm. Though truthfully their master is above, but the fact that this agency has – count it – 6 members of the Grimm it makes sense that they send the red-headed step children of the group here. Here is to you Tax Collector. May your teach the Accountant rot in hell with you for all eternity!
Col. George Jamestown Wienstock (Debt Collector): Another Wienstock, another Grimm, another verse, same as the first. The Debt Collector is another assumed disciplf the Accountant (for who else calculates debts and taxes?) who is present in this group. He is known far and wide as a reputable runner of extreme skill and professionalism. It is even rumored by some of my northerm contacts that he and his brother worked on a mission with Checkmate, though the results have yet to be seen. It is no surprise that there are Grimm’s who would work with the Hand (see Professor), but given his little brother’s attitude it is surprising that it wasn’t a setup. Anyway, when this man collects let us just say it isn’t in 5’s or 1’s, so keep your neck clean if these men are after you.
Capt. Drake Wienstock (Asylum): Ah, the crazy man himself. The one an only member that actually brings down the reputation of the Grimm. Even the joking Shytser is known as a master who has a serious side, but this fucker is just plain nuts. He drags himself up swords to get to his opponent and revels in the pain and chaos that he creates. He stands alongside the President’s Men with a lightsaber – yes, a fucking lightsaber – and some crazy sword that actually seems even more dangerous! This man simply avoids being put in the crazy bin by killing those that would capture him. But worry not, for now that the hero Bleach is taking out the rebels this child will not be long for the world. For he doesn’t have the experience and ability to keep a low profile like his brothers, and this will be his downfall. To the loony bin of hell with you!
Col. Ira Oliver (Centurion): Ah yes, another member of the Oliver family. An afterthought of that line (notice how low he is on this page). This man is sooooo old fashioned that he runs his military like that of the Romans. He probably even runs the molestation and anal components of that ancient society. This is one fucker that needs to enter the modern times. Honestly, its amazing that someone who is this old school hasn’t been killed since all of his tactics are literally at your local library. Maybe the UCAS should read a book!
Sasha Ness (Indy): What do you do when you are the daughter of the Gunslinger? Why yes, you become a rigger! You think that crotchety old man would let his daughter out on the front lines without heavy metal armor to protect his baby girl? Yeah right, them southerners are old fashioned. Hell, just for letting her fight he is a cutting edge parent. Normally they just make racist comments and spit into buckets, but this man lets his women fight instead of just get married off to be barefoot and pregnant. Cheers to you Indy. May you be safe and pregnant inside the vehicle!
Bernard Cummings (Forsaken): Alright children, time for class. Don’t be late. If you miss the bell, you miss your next heartbeat! For every rule you break, that is one member of your family you will never see again. For the Forsaken will take your thoughts away and kill you without thinking. That is, unless you are a dwarf. The fact that this man was in education is horrifying. No wonder there was a 0 percent drop out rate. All the rabble was simply killed.
Yale Davidson Puck (Ringer): Very little is known about the ringer. Right now, all we know is that when he hunt you his name is what you will be put through. He has familial connections to Eyore and Stitches, so this likely means he is on good terms with Eclipse and the Grimm members, so be careful when going near this man. He could easily be a world class assassin. If we haven’t dug up any information on him yet, then it is likely that he is even better than those above him on this list. Once we get a hold of his jacket we will post more.
Garfield Bookman (Hudson): Interesting, another Bookman (how are they not in the library?) has been found. Looks like this one should be close friends to the Gargoyle (shout out to those who know the reference :). In any event, this one went straight to corruption unlike his brother who at least tried to be legit. Speaking of which, did you know Brooklyn was actually a priest?! Anyway, not much to be said here other than watch out. You don’t make it out of New York alive without being a dangerous mother fucker, and with a sibling who was less trained being on the Wolf Pack one can only imagine how dangerous this guy is. Toodles!
Ethan Oliver (Base 12):
Wesley Reid (Holmes):
