No I am not writing about the old minor league baseball team of the old world, no this is a government gang of retired CIA, NSA, ATF, DEA, FBI and Homeland Special Agents that supposedly have retired or where put on administrative leave for crossing the line a few too many times. Well lets first be clear the Bombers are not retired, they are not “Former” and they are extremely dangerous, these men have proven time and time again that they are the best in the game…..well save for the true masters of the spy game the “Horsemen” mind you the lines get blurred between Horsemen and Bomber seeing that we have no way of proving that they aren’t simply one and the same. For Christ’s sake Montgomery Palpatine and Charles Palpatine hail from New York and Rusty Palpatine hails from New Jersey….I know it’s New Jersey but it is one and the same (Get over it New Jersey, you are NY’s red headed brother).
This unit was formed within the late 1980’s and early 1990’s when each and everyone of them was very active within the Alphabet Soup, they called them the Brooklyn Bombers seeing they all hailed from guess where Brooklyn with a few from the Bronx, Queens, Harlem, and the Hudson Valley……(See Montgomery and Charles Palpatine) not to forget about the South Jersey of New York Staten Island where some as well once called home. Now you would think that with an order like this I will be once again writing about the exploits of the infamous Pale Rider as he must be the commander and leader of the Brooklyn Bombers…….well you would be wrong, nope the leader of this government sanctioned gang of special agents is none other than Senior Special Agent Maxwell Irving.
These men were very deep cover agents working directly alongside the British and being constrained with the Mossad, so don’t ever underestimate any of the Bombers……they may be old but they are extremely dangerous. These men would be sent to do operations that the US and UK governments considered “High Priority” and they would do so under the veil of secrecy and diplomatic protection, I mean they sent the Bombers into Moscow to infiltrate the KGB, infiltrate Moscow and fool the Russian President that they were not only Russians but “Russia First” loyal. They did this to dismantle the eastern giant and tear it down from the inside. They stole state secrets, assassinated dignitaries, disrupted and meddled in the election system, tanked the economy and created a civilian uprising and caused Moscow to begin to cannabises itself.
They did such a good job that the country was in ruins leaving the people in turmoil and allowing for an violent uprising to ensue and when the eastern giant looked towards the US, UK and the other European countries for aid…..well they were shunned and ignored and the rest is history as the civil war would tear down the last bastion of the iron curtain and the “People’s Party” would rise to power with the current Russian President Vladimir Sablin being elected and well never again loosing power as he works for the people and has undone the damage of the prior leaders. Yes people these are the Bombers and Russia is only one of there successful operations, they have countless through the years and the are still at work today…….don’t be fooled by what the politicians tell you otherwise.
They have taken down dictators within the Africa block and still take new ones…..ask the Deaths Hand why they refuse to place any governor in any other region other then South Africa; yup it’s the Bombers at it again, this time for good at least. Next you wonder why Israel was able to devastate the Middle East so easily under the rule of Hershel Meisner well it’s not because of the Deaths Hand, nope it’s once again the Bombers…..remember they are Mossad trained and equipped, they went to work long before General Adolf Gunner and Chadwick touched the region the Bombers where hard at work tearing shit down and creating unrest within the already troubled region. They were simply trying to make damned certain that when Israel decided enough was enough that no nuclear warheads would go flying, they were crushing Islamic Terrorist Cells before they could spring up and allowing others to bloom knowing they would be crushed in the coming days.
The US, UK and Israel would make sure that the terror regimes would be crushed, though the Deaths Hand was simply something no one could have predicted. Remember these Bombers where hard at work long before the Hand and now that the Hand has fallen you can bet your bottom dollar that Hershel makes damned sure they stay the hell out of his expanded region. Now did they hunt Nazi’s of all types…..yup just like the Mossad the Bombers are the best in the Nazi Hunting Game, they have taken down original ones, new ones, and basically anyone that leans a little hard to the right of acceptable. I mean for fucks sake the Bombers sold T-Shirts that read “Fascist Hunters Club” and “I’ve Killed Nazi’s” with the all time best seller “Have You Stabbed a Nazi Today…..I Have.” these shirts, hats, hoodies along with others would become big sellers during the rise of the UCAS in the States and would help fund the Bombers and other government agencies as they stood as a thorn in the side of the “False Flag”.
I know I am giving them some credit here with there stance against the False Flag but that’s really were it ends, these men are dangerous and the government of today is not the one of the Great Tragedy nor the one we had two decades ago and men like the Bombers are no longer needed. They are relics of the old world and they carry multiple badges, they are untouchables and men that can do as they damn well please and fear nothing, they all work within the UCAS Justice and Intelligence departments, they are deep state agents meaning they can’t be fired by the President nor pressured by Congress…..Hell if congress even tried they would begin having really bad days, especially seeing Wilhuff Palpatine still runs the FBI, Dover Palpatine the NSA and Montgomery Palpatine basically everything else. See a problem people, corruption runs rampant within the government and they still have their Bombers, they have agents that are very old school and will do whatever is in the best interests of the government and not her people.
Where the 401st was a counter terrorism division that was created as a knee jerk reaction to 9/11/01 the Bombers where already in existence as the Anti-Terror League and besides a few misses and I mean 9/11 was one big black eye for anyone in the Intelligence game….how the hell did they miss that one, or did they miss it and not simply ignore it. These Bombers basically where the special forces of the 401st and would be considered to be part of the Fighting Tigers, though they didn’t find themselves at the Irish Sea in 2018…..nope many of them where within Latin America, Africa, Cuba and Russia during that time…..even though Russia was basically dealt with nearly a decade earlier.
Now again I will sound a bit like I am supporting the Bombers and the 401 but trust me personally I am not, though in my opinion the 401 would have had better odds in survival if they didn’t have their special operations unit sent to the four corners of the globe when the main unit was engaging an enemy. One would think that a special unit such as the Bombers would have been perfect to deploy into the Inishmore and cut the throat of the Hydra before the engagement started, that is what they specialized in, that is what they were trained to do………slip in, destabilize, assassinate, spy and well tear down from within. One would think someone like General Irving and his personal team would be all that is needed to end the Battle of 2018 long before it started. Though Irving and his team the “Gunslingers” would have most certainly even the playing field and allowed for many more 401st, 51st and 82nd to return home alive……and that is not mentioning the Yellow Jackets, Pit Vipers, Mud Vipers and the Fighting Devils to save a few of the units under Irving’s command.
No the Pentagon and UN sent the 401st to the front, and DC and the Pentagon sent the Bombers to the four corners of the planet and when Irving protested he was given the raw deal and sent into El Salvador basically alone to destabilize, tear down the cartels, and cause a civil war that would allow for the US to slide in and pick up the pieces…..guess what that never happened, the pick up the pieces part; no Irving did his job and ended multiple cartels and brought the drug market to a crashing halt……sadly he was then blamed for the rise in “Blue Gold” made by Padre and his Southwestern Domestic Criminal Syndicate……not to be confused with the Santa Fe Ring. Guess what happened to Irving he was simply put on the shelf and forgotten, well supposedly as we know he is still hard at work, though this time he is working directly within the rebellion and “Not So” secret government orders. He was integral in the destabilization of Hawaii to allow for the uprising to take place and the sting of Irving can be traced back through multiple uprisings in recent history.
Now I will back track a little here and look back into the events of 2018 and what happened to the Bombers the prized special operations division of the 401st, if you think life was normal for them well that’s a long shot and I do believe these men got the shaft hard. Remember the Bombers worked within a basically joint task force of the Alphabet Soup of the US and UK, they had Mossad training and swore the same oath that all law enforcement, elected officials, and soldiers take when they assume office or put on the badge and uniform. These men were not military in any fashion and worked directly for the US Attorney General and Secretary of State, so how did the Bombers end up part of the ill fated 401st and how did they end up not being properly deployed to prevent a near catastrophe of epic proportions……well I will give you the scoop on that now (I feel it’s important here, seeing this page is about the Brooklynn Bombers)
So here it goes just after the tragic events of 9/11/01 all eyes where on the US and what had just befell her and her people, the people were outraged, in despair, and patriotism was at an all time high. Recruiting stations couldn’t keep up with the demand, not since Pearl Harbor was the desire of America’s youth to serve ever so high. So why was there a need to create the 401st Counter Terrorism Division…….yup that’s a mystery in itself, though one explanation can be that the US had such a supply of young bodies that wanted to kick some ass, that they needed a place to stick them. This is were NATO arrives on the scene, yes the same NATO that was formed after the events of the Great War so by the turn of the century this agency was basically shut down “Sorta” the prior administrations kind of “left the door ajar” on NATO to keep Russia at ease……seeing it was formed to keep a very strong eye on the USSR and with that problem collapsed NATO was technically no longer needed; hence keeping the door ajar and not shut.
Now toss in the United Nations eventually to become the World Court and toss in a smattering of cooperate interests such as the “Military Industrial Complex” and you have a need for a unit that will ease the citizens blood lust, be in the need of uniforms, supplies, armor and weapons; and not to forget tanks, planes and jeeps. Cooperate America saw a gold mine awaiting them, politicians saw a payday and the people would gladly support the budget increase cause “War” was looming and you know all red blooded Americans always “Support the Troops.” Though there was an issue, congress wasn’t simply going to approve a new branch of the service that easily, so were to turn that door left ajar NATO. So work began to create the NATO 401st Counter Terrorism Unit a unit that would be one part infantry, one part paratrooper, one part law enforcement and one part special forces all smashed up into one well trained solider that any American could be proud of a real American GI Joe…..problem they would be NATO and many Americans couldn’t get behind NATO even back than.
So how did they fix this, well they needed to find soldiers that pulled at the heart strings of the American Spirit, they needed officers that the people could get behind and ones that well couldn’t say no. They phrased it as we are offering you an opportunity to serve within a NATO division to help with the “War Against Terror” this was being targeted at the already beaten and battered Federal Immortality Project of 1850 (FIP) veterans many of whom have been retired do to grievous injuries that left forever disabled in some fashion. These men are still waiting for their promotions, back pay and benefits from there days in the program (sorry my grandfather is a retired FIP veteran and retired 401st…..never made the Irish Sea thank God)……guess what the FIP would all proudly sign up for the 401st and just like that the people where behind them, the government was willing to fund the Presidents budget request for NATO and the flood gates opened.
Mind you according to my grandpa, he learned after he had both legs blown off while on a tour of duty in North Korea that the paperwork had a hidden detail…….it was yet another “Fuck You” from the government as they were tossed to the curb like yesterday’s newspaper and denied any and all veteran benefits, they were not allowed to retire on there own, and they would be simply used and abused once more. Okay I know there is more that story and I am working on that one myself, seeing I can’t wait for congress to move it’s ass.
Okay so basically flash forward to 2018 timeframe here and the Supreme Commander of the 401st Reginald Drummond would be given total control over the 401 and al her assets, this man was a major stock holder in the Crystal Corporation within Inishmore and was the former Inishmore Ambassador to the United Nations before being appointed to the head of this special NATO unit and guess what war was looking with the Inishmore and British…..yup conflict of interests much, this was something that was not overlooked by many within the 401st but sadly they would never get to meet nor deal with that SOB and only his underlings and be simply told nothing to worry about Drummond is a man of honour.
Now about eight months before the deployment to the Sea would begin the Bombers and her teams…….oh ya I forgot, the Bombers got dragged into this as well and they basically got roped up into the same shit show by many of them being FIP veterans and it would be the workings of a few men some within the senate and some that would use this to help boost there careers though the main man of interest here is now Senator Eric Sounds who with the help of his platform and popularity within the Old America would influence others like Senator Kenneth Jacobs, Senator Sebastian Crawford and Senator Richard Masters to put the Bombers into the 401st as there special forces division and this would clear up budgetary concerns and as well allow them to force the FIP in the Bombers to once again work for free.
Well between the lobbyists, their own colleagues and the donor class weighing in……this was wrapped up neatly with a little bow on top within a few hours, and buried between more pressing matters that the media was hammering on and the people were focused on, so screwing over a very important but dastardly unit of government spies and assassins was very much ignored and overlooked. Now back to the Bombers, once Drummond would take charge he would issue orders to ship all the teams to far off regions and especially within Latin America and South America, he would have them deployed immediately with no time to prepare or really even say goodbye to family and friends and many of them would be deployed alone or maybe with a few other of there team. Though many would be simply sent into the hornets nest alone, very little or bad intel and zero communication from their handlers and with a very basic dossier of information and what’s worse is many of the men would be deployed to a country they had never been to so they didn’t really have any prebuilt trust, or contacts and were working off the information they garnered from their allies.
I know this seeing my grandfather is still friends with a few of the surviving Bombers and that’s were I will leave that, according to my grandfather and the reports and stories he has heard from the Bombers, Basically they where set up and not long after they got to their target location to begin working the enemy was onto them and it would be a kill or be killed situation with many Bombers simply being gunned down, assassinated, dragged out into the streets and hanged, had their heads chopped off and worse. Only a handful of them would survive and they are very bitter and have all joined the rebellion in some fashion, they would be butchered and those that survived would not have had it easy either…..as they simply had to continue their mission while being hunted by those they were working against. He states that the Bombers would have been better suited to be sent into Inishmore to shut down the chlorine gas production, cause the economic collapse that would have bankrupted Crystal Corporation and get the people to rise up in rebellion…..they are masters of counter propaganda and even one complete team could have saved many of my friends he states. I watched in horror as the events of the Irish Sea unfolded on the television here in the states and yes I was sickened as I looked at my missing legs and screamed at the TV that I should have been there.
I was furious that the Bombers had been mishandled the way they were and seeing those men are the 401st lifeline and without them many of our missions would have failed and I owe my life to General Irving………(Again this is my grandfathers words not mine). I can tell that this is a very heated issue with him still all these years later, yes my papa is an FIP veteran and very, very upset at the government for the way he and the others where treated. He states basically that by having the entirety of the Bombers deployed to god knows where and deploying the entirety of the 401st to the Irish Sea it was going to spell doom for the 401st, the 51st and 82nd that would find themselves in the thick of it. He as well states that the 401st command structure not Drummond and those stateside but Forscythe, Neely and the other officers of that unit had no fucking idea that their Bombers weren’t already deployed in Inishmore doing what they do best.
To him this seemed like a set up to guarantee failure and the successful invasion of England, Scotland and Wales, and simply tossing men of honour away into the trash like spoiled fish. So basically in a nutshell the Bombers and the Fighting Tigers where basically done by the end of their tours of duty and when the guns fell silent at the Irish Sea. Irving and a handful would be successful and survive the attempted purge but not without suffering repercussions for their actions and basically staying alive. The Bombers have been totally forgotten by the government and their veteran status basically erased……okay maybe my gramps emotional ravings got to me a bit, I love that old coot and he did fight in the first and second world wars. I might not agree with what those veterans have done since and how they have basically helped push this idea of revolution and rebellion against a fascists authoritarianism that they claim the UCAS has become……though how can I believe anything when it is coming from the mouths of FIP, 401st Veterans, Bombers, Horsemen (See 401st and FIP) and basically anyone with an ax to grind against the government.
You add to the fact that many of the FIP and 401st veterans are working within the political world as Mayors, Governors, Congressmen on both a state and federal level and those within the deep state or appointed positions; for fucks sake the UCAS elected FIP and 401st veteran Oliver Jamestown to the most powerful seat in the land and FIP and 82nd veteran August Prichard to the second most powerful seat as President and Vice President.
I will only list a few of those in seats of power as the entire list would be an article onto itself and after taking a quick look below tell me if you don’t see my point, how can we trust them when they run this shit show and they claim that shit is broken and “Only They Can Fix It” the list is as follows:
Oliver Jamestown: President of the UCAS
August Prichard: Vice President of the UCAS
Ralph Rivers: Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs
Charles Palpatine: Former President of the Peoples Republic of Hawaii
Franklin Quinn: Former Regent of Denver and Current Governor of Washington State
Wesley Taffer: Former Senator for Florida and Current Governor of Florida as well Currently Running for Vice President of the CAS
Bail Canterbury: Majority Leader of the UCAS Senate and Senator from Louisiana
Dover Palpatine: Director of the National Security Agency (NSA)
Wilhuff Palpatine: Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) & many more
Montgomery Palpatine: Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) & Director of the National Weather Services (NWS) & Director of the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Kingsley Quinn: Director of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC)
Baily Georgetown: Secretary of the Army
Arthur Rummy: Director of the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF)
Rusty Palpatine: Director of the Joint Federal Marshals Division for the UCAS & CAS
Need I continue or is this enough for you to question the legitimacy of the complaints of the FIP and 401st, seriously I can continue seeing this is not an extensive listing of there direct involvement within our government or those that are currently active duty within the newly formed United States Elite, yes the FIP and 401st have once again stuck there nose into yet a new military division and this one is being commanded by an FIP veteran directly General Ralph Rivers……..were is Thomas Paine the 13th to write an updated notation to his Common Sense we need a 3rd edition already damn it!
Okay basically I will end this here and go onto list the remaining members of the Brooklyn Bombers and may God have mercy on anyone’s soul who attempts to engage anyone on this list, they are beyond lethal and extremely dangerous, this is not a hit list but a who’s who and a warning of “DO NOT ENGAGE!!!”
The Last of the Bombers
<Here is what remains of the Gunslingers, Old Iron Sides, Professionals, Magnificent Bastards, Headhunters and Mud Vipers; I will list the team they were with in the bio writeup, the other teams mentioned earlier are now extinct so they will not get a mention down here as well as any of the other Bombers Teams that went extinct during the 2018 shit show.>
Maxwell Irving (Caps): (Gunslingers) Here is the boss the General of the Bombers and commander of this rag tag bunch of misfits and lunatics. He might be the boss and team leader of the Gunslingers but he surly wasn’t spared the shaft when he would be deployed to El Salvador alone to tear down the drug cartels, establish a government that wasn’t owned by the cartels and get the people to rise up against those currently holding them down. He would be told he would have his team and once deployed he learned the bad news that he would be going solo into a war zone…..the last place a Bomber want’s to be is in hell alone and cut off. He survived and succeed at his objective, he tore down multiple cartels, caused a civil uprising and rigged an election…….years later El Salvador is still in war, there economy is in the septic tank and the country has reverted back to it’s old ways; Yup lets stick our noses in and make the whole world a better place.
Real Name Unknown (Q-Bert): (Gunslingers) Another survivor on the Gunslingers, this one we don’t know much about but he would be deployed into Brazil to basically try to clean that country up, remove the gangland issues, end the cartels and eradicate the corrupt leadership……same song and dance as his boss and guess what Q-Bert did his job and gave good old democracy another victory; it’s progress in America and the American way to meddle in another country where your not wanted and make things far worse when you leave. Yup Q-Bert’s report states that he checked every box, buried many that stood in his way and basically turned an already fucked up country into a shit storm. This spy went all Rambo at one point seeing he was fighting an uphill battle but he had his orders and he must obey…….for that’s the American way and that’s the FIP way, simply do as your told and never worry about tomorrow.
Augustus Blarney (Guinness): (Professionals) This team got housed during the purging of the 401st in 2018 as Old Man Blarney would be deployed deep into Columbia and well he would have the same orders as above, though this Professional and team leader would at least have a small group of fellow Bombers with him and guess what when they got there…..well they learned quickly that these gringos where not welcome and he would be fighting an uphill battle and as well fighting against the clock as the Columbian warlords had guess what American Military Equipment inbound. Suddenly Blarney and his men would find themselves having to tear down the drug lords and intercept a military shipment….guess what happened, Old Man Blarney would end up fighting directly against a joint force of Columbian and American military might; scarily he would win that battle but it didn’t make him popular back home in the states. Blarney would limp home from Columbia most a failure as he would be successful in intercepting the military shipment but loose all his men in the process and nearly end up a victim himself from extensive injuries he spent months limping away and crossing back into the states a bitter and broken old man.
Donald Gray (Duke): (Gunslingers) Another of the Gunslingers is the mighty detective himself, the man of honour and dignity called Duke…..ya honour my ass as this snake in the grass would be deployed into Congo to bring to justice the warlord that had started another uprising against the authority. Guess what the government of the US didn’t like this as the Congo warlord was fighting to tear down the corporate control and influence it had over the country, Duke entered the country alone and like a character from one of those old 1980’s action flicks he fought his way to the warlord and ended up killing the poor bastard instead of bringing him in to stand trial and let the world here his side. According to Dukes report and injuries he claims that he was left zero choice and lethal force was required…..I say BS your a cop and you understand how shoot to not kill and as well you know that in the court of public opinion it’s your word versus his and well his men’s and well you are a highly decorated white police officer and veteran vs a black upstart from a backwards country of course you will get a free pass to commit murder.
Russell Bookman (Brooklynn): (Mud Vipers) Now this Bomber kind of got lucky and screwed simultaneously as he landed himself back in action with his old unit the 82nd Thunder Dogs after a quick trip to the Veterans Affairs Hospital for a check up. This Mud Viper survived the hell on earth that was the Battle for London and as manages to be the last of his now practically extinct unit of Mud Vipers. Lets just say his chances of survival where higher within the gassed to hell London Town and Countryside than if he was with the Muddies as they were also called. His entire team met a brutal end when they were deployed to North Korea to bring down the communist leadership there and guess what happens when American spies and assassins are deployed into a country and it’s leaders are given for warning of their arrival including drop location……yup you guessed it the entire squad was captured and publicly executed by firing squad and I mean more automatic fire from over a hundred soldiers and the leader himself; they shredding the Muddies into kibble and filmed the entire thing live for the whole world to see. Yup Bookman got lucky as he would have been with his Muddies if he hadn’t been put back into action, yup this one has serious survivors guilt and what’s worse is that he was the team leader of the Muddies now he is the last one standing.
Frank McDougall (Chimney): (Old Iron Sides) Now here is a real bastard that enjoys terror himself, this one hangs people in there own chimneys and than lets them suffocate to death either by the rope or the heat and smoke from the fire he lights below. This man is one of two members of the Old Iron Sides left alive after 2018, he would be deployed to Russia to continue the work of the Gunslingers and Magnificat Bastards as if they hadn’t caused enough trouble already for that nation. Frank had his list and he checked it twice as he removed target after target stuffing them in chimneys and the last well that one got a personal visit from this OIS member while he was in his office at the Kremlin……yup Chimney snuck into the Kremlin and assassinated the sitting Russian President by guess what stuffing him up the chimney and lighting a fire under his ass…….oh did I forget to mention he had soaked the poor mans crotch and seat of his trousers with top shelf vodka prior. When the found there dear leader he was nothing more than a roman candle and his office ransacked, files stolen and set ablaze……sadly Chimney wasn’t done, his second objective was to destroy the main pipeline into the country and cut Russia off from any oil, petrol and natural gas as he created one of the largest non nuclear explosions in human history……for fucks sake the men on the International Space Station saw the boom and this sent Russia into peril, poverty and turmoil as the lights simply went out over Moscow and well much of the country for decades.
Izsak Richards (EZ): (Professionals) They call him EZ because he is simply easy to get along with, but for this member of the Professionals he would become a very endangered as he is only one two left as like Old Man Blarney this man was deep within Panama trying to stop a civil war in progress. He was given orders to remove the mouth piece of the rebellion and it wasn’t till he arrived in Panama alone that he would learn the harsh truth…..one that he had been set up as he had to start fighting for his life when his helicopter landed and second that the target was actually the good guy trying to usurp the current regime that was deeply corrupt, fascist and toleration. EZ would make an executive decision to alter the playbook and change the mission objective, seeing he was cut off, alone, and without any communication for his bosses…..well this would end up bringing peace to the region as planed, though it also ended with the entire current regime being killed either in conflict or at the end of a rope when they were captured. It seems that the only thing that the Panama rebels needed was a truly trained and experienced officer to guide them…..they had the motivation and it was as simple as allowing one of the Professionals to learn the truth and after that is was easy as shooting fish in barrel with EZ at the helm; mind you this made him very unpopular with the politicians back home and he would end up jumping ship to Hawaii where he would forge yet another chapter of his life with the Magnificent Bastards.
Grady Williams (Hydro): (Magnificent Bastards) Now onto the first of the Bastards yes that’s their teams name the Magnificent Bastards, this one they call Hydro and there is a reason multiple of this unit survived and didn’t met the same fate as the others….well they suffered the least but still lost a vast majority of their people. The reason is simple, this team would get deployed into Mexico or Aztlan to combat the rising threat of the Mayan empire that was threating to unleash yet another magical storm onto the their neighbors to the north……well if you wondered why you never heard of this Mayan Empire that rose up just after the Great Tragedy in 2018, yup well that’s cause they got there asses sent back to the stone age by the Magnificent Bastards, or should I say the grave. Turns out this was an empty threat and needless to say those in power didn’t take kindly to it so they sent their next best unit to deal with it……well some say the best unit. Hydro here basically did what he does best and that’s end mother fuckers lives while getting high on hydro and smiling the entire time, the Aztlan government was terrified of the Bastards and their unorthodox style and zero fucks given……this team basically become Gods for a short period of time in the heart of Aztlan. (More on Hydro and The Bastards Later)
Montgomery Palpatine (Doppler): (Magnificent Bastards) Here is one of the most unorthodox members of the Bastards and the teams leader…..the good old Pale Rider in the flesh, the man who wields a whip like it’s a extension of his arm, charges into battle with a hatchet and cares nothing about using a six shooter and old Winchester rifle in battle…..hell it is the weapon that one the west. Also a group of terrorists that clamed to be the Mayan’s reborn really freaked out when the Pale Rider tore the heart out of their leader when the fight went to hand to hand combat……also don’t forget he is a The Wellermen so harpoons were involved and basically the Mayan Terrorist group that was simply faking and trying to use fear as a weapon, well the seriously fucked up enough to have the Pale Rider deployed to remove them. For fucks sake they only had to send this one Bastard and it would have been over for the Mayan Terror Group, they sent multiple and all of them are FIP and seriously don’t have two fucks to give in regards to rules, politics and basically letting at least on live to stand trial……seriously he ripped the fucking heart out at the top of an old Mayan pyramid the group was using as a base, now that’s fear factor.
Charles Palpatine (Captain): (Magnificent Bastards) Yup they deployed the Invincible One as well to deal with the Mayan threat, ya those guys seriously fucked up and screwed the entire herd of sheep. Records indicate that the Mayans thought that the simple threat of a magical assault would quell the still ravaged United States, well I guess they forgot about the American Spirit and also that our politicians were using the first planed and known attack as excuse to establish a new government and they seriously couldn’t allow for another unplanned attack to screw up their plans. Hence the serious overkill and sending the best of the best well if they weren’t trying to kill Irving and the Gunslingers well you can imagine that both squads where on the drawing board for this assault and removal and the Bastards drew the shortest straw and were spared elimination….also don’t try to kill any of these Bastards it will never go they way you planed, they simply break the rules, redefine the rulebook, and than shove the book right up your cloistered ass. Captain well more like above, whips and trench knife in hand and basically it’s game over……also he used some sort of cool government weapon that blew the shit out of Mayans only military vehicle a stolen Mexican tank and well tank goes boom and Captain goes flying from the recoil…….keep that shit away from me please. Needless to say more body parts got torn off or simply out as the Mayans in a last stand effort tried to engage the Bastards in hand to hand combat, ya to say that wasn’t simply a slaughter fest is an under statement according to reports Captain punched through the throat of the Mayan “Shaman” and pulled his hand back out holding the fucks spinal cord, the head was still attached and Captain simply turned the head to face the now falling body and said “Look what you made me do young man.”
Addison Mayweather (Grassy): (Magnificent Bastards) Yup good old Grassy Noel being sent to Mexico is not a surprise, though the government still willing to even work with this bastard is, Grassy is beyond dangerous and lethal….just don’t ever try to double cross him or he will tear your spine out and that’s this man being nice. The reporter with the award winning smile is one of the governments most lethal assassins and hand to hand experts, so him being a Bastard is explainable. Between Hydro, Pale Rider, Invincible One, and Grassy the Mayans didn’t stand a chance they could have had ten thousand men and that grouping would have tore them limb from limb and than sat down to have a beer, a smoke and taco as the dust settled. What I did leave out of the earlier bios is that this unit might have had the Aztlan government terrified but it didn’t last long and they would end up having to fight their way out of Aztlan as the ultimate thank you…….handle the world ending problem and get rewarded by being shot at, yup sounds like a standard day for any of these Magnificent Bastards.
Alvin Webster (Chronic): (Old Iron Sides) The only other member of the OIS to survive the great purging of the Bombers is this man! Ya seriously Chronic is the real deal, he is the ultimate weapon, I mean he kills dragons for sport and they thought a handful of bad guys with guns would stop him from completing his task. Ya nope Alvin would be deployed alone into China to remove the sitting President and most of the elected officials for their vain attempt to invade America during the Great Tragedy…. that invasion attempt failed and was thwarted but it didn’t leave the Chinese government in a good lite with those in power in the states and their idea would be to send an Old Iron Sides member to handle it. Suicide operation anyone, ya for a normal person most definitely for a Webster it’s no different than putting on your shoes in the morning…honestly I think he has more trouble selecting a tie in the morning than he did on this mission. To the befuddlement of the government he would be 100% successful in removing each and ever target on his hit list, this bastard did it all on the same day, at the same event as the country was celebrating Chinese New Year at a very public event…….Chronic would met his targets all of them, as the dancers parted he walked up the steps of the temple and well unloaded his rotary harpoon gun at the guards and police, each one finding it’s home and even curving like a homing missile. Next he would speed draw his pistols and clear the first row of government officials, while being shot at and the bullets bouncing off him like he was made of metal, he than drew his bladed and well simply butchered the rest of his targets before he would quickly behead the President that had started running away. Alvin picked up the severed head and tossed it like a basketball down the steps and into the trashcan…..he can heard saying “Swoosh, nothing but net.”
Wesley Burns (Burnsy): (Headhunters) The last of the Headhunters is the one and only Burn Notice, this man is on the list of Don’t Fuck With!! The government tried to rid themselves of Burnsy by deploying him to Cuba to deal with yet another communist threat and well they also deployed the entire Headhunter team and lets just say they were set up and as they crawled out of the ocean and onto the beach it was nothing but floodlights and machinegun fire. As one by one the Headhunters were gunned down, Burnsy dodged fire and tried to save his team, with bullets bouncing off of him like they did to Chronic he managed to save a few for a short time. The numbers game was not in his favor so he just charged the gunners, pulled out a green glowing staff and opened a can of whoop ass on the Cuban military that was waiting for him. He unleashed fire, he unleashed ice, he unleashed hell fire from mini missiles as he seriously pounded the enemy into the ground. He beat them so badly that even though his men were already dead or dying and he was the last one standing the enemy commander tore off in retreat with a few of his men. Burns quick drew his rifle put down the troops like a rabid dog and than deployed a chain hook weapon pierced the commanders hip and dragged him back for a an interrogation. Well he would learn that this was simply a set up, their president was duly elected and the dictatorship he was there to defeat was long gone, Burnsy didn’t take the man at his word did his own investigation……oh he did kill the commander, it turned out the commander was half right it was a set up and that’s it. Well long story short Cuba is now part of the Caribbean League and not under a dictatorship, Burnsy is alive and the government wasn’t very thrilled that this monster lived……for he is the last of the Headhunters.
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The Magnificent Bastards & Gunslingers
I said that I would dive deeper into this premier team of the Brooklynn Bombers known as the Magnificent Bastards, this is one of two units with the now very defunct 401st special operations division and one that many in the 401st longed to join but many would simply fail to qualify. The Bastards for short are equals in success, skill and over all unorthodox methods and yet they always seemed to prevail making them the governments go to unit when they wanted something done and something done quickly. Mind you this didn’t always go they way the overseer’s wanted, these men are totally unorthodox, march to beat of their own drum and don’t take shit from anyone……..hence the Magnificent Bastards.
Now the Gunslinger team leader would as well be within this unit and work along side the Bastards on many operations as it would be hard to find another unit that would be just as unorthodox as the Bastards……well the Gunslingers would hedge that bet and double down, both teams had a professional rivalry and with Maxwell Irving serving within the Bastards and commanding the Gunslingers one can only imagine what briefing meetings were like. Though they might have marched to beat of there own drummer, they were total professionals……just don’t ever question the tactics of this unit and never question why team leader Montgomery Palpatine was always out of uniform, he just played by a different set of rules and the only man to be excused from wearing mess dress or pink and tans…….why simply answer Don’t question the Pale Rider ever!
Within the NATO offices in NY and DC these teams where respected and as well feared seeing that both Maxwell and Montgomery have a very tried and true method of handling grievances with command……they tend to hold there commanding officers out of the window of a thirty story office by there ankles, yup and don’t ask if either of them actually let go cause you won’t like the answer. This is what you get when you hoodwink retired FIP and government spooks back into military service, they tend to handle the chain of command there way and well seeing those in charge would simply flee the building when they got word of Max or Monty entering the building……you can say they were mostly feared.
These Bastards would be be on the top of the food chain for mission deployment, they Bomber Squads would be deployed into regions long before the 401st Counter Terrorism Division even got whisperings of a possible deployment. The Bastards and others would be deep in the region, gathering intelligence, tearing down the supply train, and removing hard targets……not to mention causing the region to destabilize allowing for troop moral to be low and once the 401st rolled in it would be all over for the cartels, warlords, terror groups, and gangs that would think they had everything handled.
This would make the 401st a very unpopular unit within the underworld as the cartel bosses knew that one day they would be visited by the Fighting Tigers and those Tigers would strike from the Land, Air, and Sea so basically nothing was safe and if they thought they were secure within their citadels and ivory towers……well that’s where the Bastards came in to infiltrate and remove. So basically once the crime lord or terrorist leader landed on the radar of the US and NATO it would be a most certain defeat heading there way. Now the 401st didn’t have a cake walk either, they would have to fight and war is hell regardless if your advance operations unit was damned good…..numbers are numbers, machineguns and mortars still even the odds regardless of the preparation and many of the 401st would end up dead or disabled during an engagement. This was true for the Bombers as well, they weren’t immune to casualties and seeing there was less of them the loss hit harder as these men where basically irreplaceable assets and hence why they were allowed to get away with basically anything from insubordination to murder…….seriously how do you replace someone like the Pale Rider, Invincible One, Shadow, Grassy or even Burnsy and Chronic from the non Bastards division.
The Bastards and Gunslingers would become the poster children for the 401st and be used in numerous propaganda and recruitment drives, the governments would sell merchandise, action figures and even authorize big budget action movies in order to drive up the popularity of these divisions and increase the over all recruitment and profits. This would have a lasting affect as the 401st would see a record number of new recruits all wanting to be the next Pale Rider, Shadow, Hydro, and Q-Bert…..simply put nobody will be the next Pale Rider as nobody can be and is ever as good as any of these men period. Though in it’s prime the 401st NATO division would be swelling with fresh meat and with many cartels, warlords and terror cells throughout the world this would allow for the war hawks in DC to reap the rewards and push for further police actions.
By the 2010’s the 401st would have just as many members as the United States Army and USMC combined, they would be highly trained in paratroopers and skilled in both land and naval actions with many of the elders of the division being trained pilots. This was a point in American history were most people knew someone who had joined the 401st and was either currently serving or had been discharged after serving there tour or do to injuries, yes the Army might have need congress or the President to deploy into combat but the Fighting Tigers simply needed the rumor of a terror cell forming, the rumors of a coup, the rumors of a drug lord trying to expand their empire and it would be uncage the Tigers and let the sparks fly.
So what could go so wrong that the nations most popular military unit and most successful unit that the government would want to simply toss them away and try to erase these hero’s from history. Well for starters they were to dammed successful, with the well organized deployment, the Bombers making sure a region was softened prior to deployment, and these men only answering to command and not being technically part of the US armed services corps and that part is a highly contested and debated topic especially on Capital Hill. The donor class was getting worried that they would one day become a target for removal, seeing the 401st simply didn’t give two shits and especially the Bombers, the feared that with the economic collapse happening that the unit of the people would turn it’s attention onto elite and see them as domestic terrorists or simple slave owners and it wouldn’t be hard for a smooth talking politician to convince the people of the need to go against those that were keeping them oppressed.
Now at the same time members of the government were setting up a coup that would establish a new authoritarian regime built on choking the life out of the people, using religion, and populism to establish a fascist take over with fear and propaganda being the ultimate weapon. They had members of the media already in place, they had their chess pieces placed on Capital Hill, and they carefully placed their pawns throughout the states on multiple levels from local to state office and they just needed one major event to create fear in the working class and allow for the final nail to be hammered home. Though these same officials knew that they had one major obstacle standing in there way, they had the blasted NATO Counter Terrorism Division of the 401st being the Sentinels of Freedom and worse yet they had the Bombers that would easily sniff out the coup attempt and snuff it out before it went anywhere.
So what to do if your trying to usurp freedom and you have your own creation standing in your way, well kill it off and problem solved…..problem how do you kill off the 401st without simply defunding it and that wouldn’t work to well seeing they were NATO and funded by the other nations in that alliance as well. How do you handle Bastards like Monty and Maxwell that have no fear and would gladly and proudly remove those in the seats of power the second it was sniffed out, keep the Bastards busy using the Great Tragedy as a distraction. Those in DC with the pull and influence appointed Drummond a total corporate stooge as the direct Supreme Commander of the 401st, they kept him secured and out of the path of Irving and M. Palpatine and next was to create a situation that would discredit the 401st, and of course they needed to toss the 51st Iron Wolves, 51st Razorbacks, and 82nd Thunder Dogs into the mix……these units were all allies of the 401st and had spent multiple deployments together in the thick of it.
Next came the recruitment drive, they simply installed loyal lackeys into the recruitment offices that where told “If they look of age, ask no questions and sign them up” this if it came out that 16 and 17 year old’s and even toss in a few 15 year old’s end up getting killed in action…..well you will have the people suddenly turn against the 401st and especially the old world armed services divisions and if that fails toss these men to the wolves in a conflict that is most certainly going to get them all killed and problem solved. Well we all know the history of the battles during the three day war in 2018 and we all know that against all odds the divisions would stand victories and increase their popularity back home in the states as war correspondents would broadcast the war live and send it into everyone’s living rooms during prime time……yup that didn’t go well either and even when communications would be cut these journalists would continue to document the details till they took their last dying breath, we are still uncovering the footage, tapes and journals of those poor souls that lost their life in the bloodiest engagement in modern history.
With the final part being increase recruitment, and interview those currently serving if they seemed like they would play ball with the new regime transfer them out and hand the units fresh untrained meat…..mostly under age and delay the paperwork till it was to late. Now how to handle the biggest issue the Bombers, as these Bastards won’t be as easy to infiltrate with fresh meat and they are highly trained intelligence agents……yup they will sniff it out especially if they hear rumblings of an impending deployment. The one way to secure a most certain victory for the joint forces of the 401st, 82nd and 51st is to allow the Magnificent Bastards to be deployed prior to do what they do best and that’s end wars before they start or start wars that were never a concern.
So how do you do this, well before you begin the process of alerting the commanding officers of a engagement on the horizon you deploy the Bastards all over the world and far away from the target location. This would mean they won’t be able to do what they do best and soften the enemy prior to the conflict, now this division wasn’t simply a handful of men…..that’s all that’s left now but during the primetime of the unit they had dozens of fireteams that contained on average ten to twelve men; problem is simply a squad of even four of these men would be more than enough especially if it was the Magnificent Bastards or the Gunslingers. Those in charge back in DC and NY needed to make sure that the Irish Sea went as planed and that the Bombers where kept very busy for months and hopefully killed in action, so in smoke filled rooms the suits came up with a plan one that couldn’t fail and one that would most definitely kill the Bombers off; and if they managed to pull the mission of it would be beneficial to the over all goal.
They deployed the Bombers to countries within Central and South America, Africa, Asia, the South Pacific and Russia…..now this basically was a death sentence for the Bombers and they were clueless to the threat that was looming over there heads. Those in power simply made it seem as fireteams would be deployed to each location, and during the briefings many of the men would be given intelligence on a mission they weren’t actually being deployed on, they would learn the hard way as they hit the landing zone (LZ) and checked the mission logs only to find they have been changed or simply missing; with many of these teams or solo operators being met by the regions military, cartel forces, or local terror cell and simply gunned down or like what happened in North Korea to the Mud Vipers multiple fireteams met a very brutal end leaving Brooklynn being the last of the Muddies simply because he wasn’t there.
This would be the same for the Yellow Jackets, Fighting Devils, Red Bulls, Rolling Thunder, Pit Vipers and the Doom Squad they all would simply go extinct in a blink as the target location had been given advance warning of there arrival and they would meet extreme resistance right from the start and be gunned down, captured and executed. The Gunslingers and Magnificent Bastards would be deployed into regions that would most certainly cause there demise, with only a handful surviving and the last problem being the prime time fireteam of the Bastards……Monty, Charles, Addison and Grady this team would be a serious problem for anyone to simply remove and they would not go down without a serious fight and making a hell of a racket and noise.
So what to do with the this fireteam, well as luck would have it just after the events of the Great Tragedy unfolded in August of 2018 this team would return to the states after successfully ridding the earth of another dictator within some back water country and the country was reeling from the Ghost Dance, mind you this group of Bastards would be here already when the native magic ravaged the landscape and was recovering in medical. Well a group of Aztlan nationalists…..at the time still Mexico, but for simplicity I will refer to them as Aztlan. This nationalist terror group wanted to reclaim Aztlan for themselves and figured they could use the threat of another massive magical assault to simply get what they wanted without having to fight; this group was roughly 500 men with minimal equipment and supplies, so a direct assault from any nations military would be lights out fast for them. They had secured an ancient Mayan temple and Pyramid as their base of operations, and simply called themselves the “Mayans”.
Well the Aztec government reached out to the Americans for assistance in handling this new grave threat, the US knew that they had to respond and respond in force they needed to make certain that this was dealt with cause a second magical assault would ruin everything. So they figured they would kill two birds with one stone, send the Bastards and send simply the best and most unorthodox of the units to deal with the Mayans and allow the numbers game to be there demise……knowing this team would fight till their last dying breath and never surrender, worst case is that the Mayans aren’t all dealt with and best case is that they will kill each other.
So the mission briefing happened, the media was informed that the Brooklynn Bombers elite squad was being sent to aid our friends south of the boarder and off went the Bastards into the the eye of the storm, they had been debriefed, their plans laid out, and there mission objectives itemized so what could go wrong for this elite division. Well basically everything that is what can go wrong, the intelligence was wrong, the numbers where wrong and the target location was off by a few hundred acres…….yup they were boned, doesn’t help that the same fucks that set up the rest of the Bombers as well set these four up. The Mayan’s new they were coming, they had already subjugated the people within the local villages out of fear and nationalism and our own government alerted them of a CIA hit squad being sent in telling the people that they were there to “Silence Them” and the Mayan’s were given exact mission briefing and data of equipment, numbers and tactics in hopes that the Magnificent Bastards would be simply gunned down when they emerged onto the scene.
Well if our government hadn’t learned a lesson about Monty and the others yet…..well they march to the beat of their own drum and while in the transport the fireteam had scrapped the original mission plans, altered the drop zone and rewrote the playbook; they sensed something was afoul and they were dead right. According to video from the transport, after the team spoke in some hidden code language they smoked some weed and than Monty looked at Hydro and nodded, he stood up and walked towards the cockpit and without a single word said he plunged his trench knife into the pilots neck and with another quick strike he drove the knife through the copilots skull killing the man on the spot.
Next they tossed the bodies out of the gun door and Charles and Hydro took control of the aircraft, the went radio silent while Addison hijacked the GPS equipment and black box to make it seem they were staying on course when in reality they were heading to the new LZ. This unto itself saved their lives as the Mayan’s where waiting in ambush for a Blackhawk that would never arrive, and when they landed and mission would commence well the Bastards where already one step ahead of the Mayans and fully aware that they had been set up……well this was going to end badly for those back home once they were done dealing with the Mayans.