The Guild of Professional Hangmen
This page is being created specifically to show the world who the international licensed Hangman are and these men are paid quite well to drop anyone sentenced to death by hanging and they even keep track of how long it takes to hang a prisoner. These men are real bastards seeing that they are sanctioned murders with a larger body count than many of the runners and terrorists on this page and they are fully sanctioned and pull their members from all walks of life and the only rule is secrecy and total professionalism at all times.
The Guild is normally the first place the courts and Department of Corrections go to when they need to hang a criminal knowing that these men are highly trained in the science and art of hanging and have truly mastered the art and craft. There is no one better than the members of this guild and they are always in high demand so their fee is normally quite high per prisoner; they also get to charge the family of the condemned for their services and a collection fee, and if thats not paid guess what if their fee is not paid the courts will send the debtor to the gallows and the process continues. Most of their victims are simply cremated and dumped into a communal urn and given a number. This doesn’t seem fair but thats what the law allows and these men simply follow the laws of the land they are working in; but remember this is one bill you don’t want to default on just pay them and don’t dispute it or you will be dropped as well.
The guild has a ranking structure and their leader is voted in every year when the guild members meet for their yearly holiday party and present their hangman’s ledger on how many people they murdered that year and those with the highest totals are put up for election while they drink wine and celebrate the holidays. The newest members are considered initiates and spend time with masters as assistants till they learn the ropes <sorry for the bad pun> then the eldest and most experienced become Grand Masters these men are so talented that they don’t need an assistant but most will still work with a second for their own safety as many prisoners are not fully compliant when they see the noose and are being given their final walk.
Grand Masters pull their assistants from the Masters and as well the Grand Masters are the owns that are usually put up for election to become the leader and they are the ones that assign the hangings to the rest of the guild and they get to hand pick the ones they want to drop. These men are hired out by any order they will even work for the United Canadian American States even if they are a rebel the Government they are working for must recognise that these men have diplomatic immunity and can’t be arrested even if they are a rebel, and on the other side of the coin if they are a UCAS national the rebels must ignore their political affiliation and just let these en do their sworn duty.
For the Hangman this is not there only job and many work within the shadows or other more public professions seeing that they don’t hang someone everyday and the workload is divided between the members, they watch the new members very closely and if they feel they cant stomach the job or they botch to many drops they are fired and their guild badge is removed and they can never again join the ranks of the most respected guild of executioners. This guild will also do beheadings if the laws call for it, though they prefer the quicker less pomp and circumstance of the gallows, though again they are professional executioners and they must do their sworn duty regardless of their own personal views and values; this means they will behead, firing squad, garrote, gas chamber, electric chair and lethal injection besides just hanging as they must follow the sentence and not question for to them it’s just another day in the office.
These men are also responsible for the cleaning and preparing the body for the ovens as well as notifying the next of kin about the death and sending them back the prisoners personal affects if the family doesn’t want them than they become property of the most senior hangman at the execution site. These men might be bastards and murderers that live off direct blood money, they seem to have some honour and ethics they follow grant you I can’t agree with the fact that they are allowed to charge the family there fee which is normally 30% of what their initial pay is from the government or agency. These men mostly work for the Patriots, Steel Legion, Caribbean League, Confederates, Deaths Hand and the Brotherhood; though I have heard they as well have worked for the UCAS and I now they work for the Crown seeing their order hails from England and they have as well hanged hundreds of elves for the Human Resistance Movement. As they say everyone is equal in the eyes of the hangman and they always have room for another guest of honour to meet the rope.
In closing this order is connected directly to the Brotherhood and Steel Legion but they seem to be outsourced where there skills are needed most, I have heard the guild has worked for the UCAS but I can’t find one recorded hanging using a member of this order and trust me out of all the agencies out there these professional executioners keep neat and excellent records both hard copy and as well digital and they cooperation with the media so this makes our life extremely easy and they will not turn their attention onto us though I believe after they read this page and see that I am exposing them to the world their cooperation will end; though I could careless seeing they hanged my father and yes he was convicted of murder, though my mother couldn’t afford the 1,500 credit fee and she fell into debt and was hanged without a trial and then my eldest brother was charged 3,000 credits and guess what he was dropped. When the bill came to me for 4,500 credits, I had to take out a loan with a bookie to pay off the executioner that got rich by killing my family and than I had to pay off a bookie that was charging 45% interest and I was forced to join the Deaths Hand as a ground trooper just to use my sign on bonus to pay off the bookie so this guild has ruined my life and I know they have ruined hundreds of others and some one needs to start a movement and pass a law that doesn’t allow them to charge the family for their services; they have already been paid for their work why do they get to be paid twice for the same job, they are nothing but murders and make the Deaths Hand look like girl scouts. By the time this article goes life I will be nailed to a cross seeing that I have failed to report in for duty this morning and I am already on probation for insubordination.
The Executioners
Grand Master Edgar Malone:
Grand Master Martin Harrison:
Grand Master Jackson Puck:
Grand Master Gerald Weinstock:
Grand Master Conrad Howdy:
Master Howell Malone:
Master Harvey Price:
Grand Master Charles Simmons:
Master Francis Conway:
Grand Master Gary Swimming:
Master Milton Wooden:
Master Sebastian Lowe:
Master George Simpson:
Grand Master Richard Clark:
Master Johnathan Winters:
Master Fredrick Gallows:
Grand Master Herschel Grant:
Master George Rutherford:
Grand Master Martin Olsen:
Grand Master Adolf Ackerman:
Master Dale Bunker:
Master Wesley Taffer:
Grand Master Geppetto Petrillo:
Master Jerry Stowell:
Master Edgar Yates:
Grand Master Sly Grimm:
Grand Master Excalibur Milton:
These are the known Bastards of this guild that have profited of the executing of criminals for decades and extorting their families for their outlandish fee’s and punishments. I sadly wont have time to post anything further to this page but I will leave it open for others to finish as I hear the Deaths Hand Military Police heading my way and I will be on a cross soon hopefully they nail me to it so I die quickly; I already tried suicide but they gave me blanks in my gun seeing I am on probation. So a final fuck you to all these executioners and ironic that I post this page as my swansong as I am about to be executed myself; well soon I will join the rest of my family that was taken by these bastards.
Page Written By: Private Fredrick Conrad, Deaths Hand
