National
Intelligence
Division
The US Elite I Corps division has been exposed and you will never guess in a million years who the geniuses of the rebellion placed in direct control…well you guessed it Wilhuff Sheev Palpatine also known as Jarred Kevin Mitchell, yup the one and the same., the man that ran the UCAS Intelligence Divisions for decades and spent his career spying on his own nation. Now we know that people can change and yes well thats bogus, Wilhuff is a spy and it seems clear as day now that he was always working within the rebellion while he stole sensitive data and information from the United Canadian American States.
I Corps is the new military intelligence division of the US Elite and will work hand in hand with the Criminal Division and the Judicial Division as they investigate and prosecute those that are known enemies of the US and her allies. Well thats the edict that has been decreed by those in power when approached about I Corps and their potential to be domestic spies that will hide in plain sight, spying on anyone and everyone simply because they can and the rebels being paranoid it makes sense to have a division of spooks and who best to command the spooks than the legendary Wilhuff and the Horseman.
I know the rebels survive off paranoia but I am starting to feel a bit uneasy here seeing that the entire Four Horseman are within the chain of command with Wilhuff being both Executive Director and Special Director of Intelligence and Alva being the Assistant Director and Assistant Special Director. The other Horseman are registered as Special Agents, but so is the entire known roster of I Corps and I believe that is designed as a way to disguise the leadership and as well give us all butterflies in our stomachs seeing this division of spies, assassins, doctors, engineers and deckers are the best in the known world and at the helm is the legendary spy himself Wilhuff.
Our contacts leaked this division to us only a few hours ago and shortly after the leak was discovered by the rebels in the Common Wealth and Federal District they went public with I Corps hoping to produce some damage control. Though how can anyone trust a division run by the Four Horseman and contains the likes of Yale Yates, Statler Cannon, Arthur Swanson and Franklin Ford. These names you should now and fear, they are agents that have made a career manipulating and destroying the system and fighting for false truths spread by Wilhuff and the Horseman.
The World Court has decreed that I Corp is an international terrorist threat and should be dealt with as such, this division of the US Elite proves that there intentions are not pure and they have no plans of playing by their own rules come Inauguration Day; seeing multiple Presidents Men exist in the division of spooks and not to mention two of the worlds most premier thieves in Malcolm Horowitz and Winston Ramsay and the worlds best infiltrator Norris Davenport. Throw in a master of crime scene forensics and reverse forensics legend in Elmer Krieghoff and we have a division that won’t have to answer any questions in court.
With I Corps being directly connected to the Criminal and Judicial Divisions means that Elmer Krieghoff will be the go between agent and well there is nothing that we can trust that comes from someone they call Proxy. Also besides Oakley Doyle and Archie Luna being the Commanders of the Criminal Division we are unclear of the rest of the investigators and you would think the rebels would want the people to know who is within their Elite Military Police Division…..wait they don’t seeing that unit will be modelled after the failed Denver Guard. The Judicial Division we can assume will be commanded by his lack of honour Robert Hill the only known legal mind within the US Elite but as we learned with I Corp their might be some hidden horrors lurking within that are undisclosed.
Just writing these articles is a dangerous situation as I am leaving myself exposed to the retribution of the Elite commanders, they have already dispatched Lt.Col Maximilian Yates to intimidate and threaten a group of UCAS loyal youths who were reporting on the known Elite roster. They have dispatched Lester McCarthy and Elmer Jamestown to remove anyone else found reporting on the Elite in a negative way and with I Corp now exposed I feel that it will fall under their purview to arrest and detain anyone who reports what they call false press.
When I say arrest and detain I mean capture and execute, the Horseman are not known for taking prisoners for long and well Yale Yates, Statler Cannon, Arthur Murdock, Marvin Yates, Dover Davis and Union Jamestown are all well known cleaners and at the top of their chosen fields not to mention the Horseman assassin Silencer who has brought an entire building to dead silence and removed every life form in total silence. This should worry anyone that is reading this, I Corp is a division that reads like a who’s who in cleaning, erasing and espionage. They have even gone as far as to employ demolitions master Wilbur Chapel while hiding behind the less lethal and none lethal reputations of Arthur Swanson, Malcolm Horowitz, Winston Ramsay and Ben Palpatine well I say hogwash to that.
You don’t hand leadership to Wilhuff a known Presidents Man and Post Office Agent, and Alva Mitchell a man who spent his career killing and deceiving those who trusted him and place them in direct connection to Agent Johnathan White and expect this group to be honourable and noble….spies are anything but noble and honourable; take a hard look at the Post Office and MI7 for starters and wait multiple Post Office agents are hidden within I Corps I can assume MI7 has their dirty hands within this division as well.
Well I hope this scares you like it does me and I hope that the new UCAS Senate has a brain and strips the funding from I Corps and decrees them terrorists like they are. Hell the Executive Director is a wanted UCAS Felon and yes you think his teammate and friend Director Rusty Rutherford of the US Marshals Office will do a damned thing…..guess again they are both deep within the Railroad and thats another issue onto itself.
In closing I Corps is here and the spooks are exposed though don’t think this will bother them as they are masters of disguise, deception and surveillance I wouldn’t doubt that they are already watching my keystrokes and keeping tabs on my article. I wouldn’t doubt that I will be hauled off to some part unknown and interrogated like a terrorist and held without my due process. Though if that happens no one will ever know and I will simply be erased by Arthur Murdock and besides this and other articles they can’t scrub I will be nothing more than a figment of……………………………………………………..
Agents
Of
I Corps
Special Director Wilhuff Sheev Palpatine (Chancellor): The King of Kings, the legend among spooks Wilhuff Palpatine is in charge once again and how long will it be before he shows his true colours and destroys the Elite from within. Wilhuff better be concerned to have the title Director in front of his name again around all those shell shocked rebels, hopefully one of them will simple murder this traitor and we won’t have to worry about his master plan STAGE 5 any longer.
Asst. Director Alva Mitchell (Blacksmith): Fuck You Blacksmith, you are a traitor among traitors and seeing you left one Company to simply join another this is problematic. You are another that I hope the rebels simply murder out of instinct and we can forgo the damage you have caused, you are a traitor to your country and I look forward to the day you and your brother are sitting restrained in the gas chamber drowning on your own vomit….how fitting for you and your brother to die in the gas chamber like your parents, hopefully they pull you both out prior to death and hang you both for good measure.
Special Agent Elmer Canterbury (Curmudgeon): The cranky old bastard of the Horseman and the man that was the engineer of STAGE 5 while Wilhuff sat quietly behind a desk. Looks like the same show is playing out again, the Director sits behind a desk and ends his ponies out to do his bidding, Elmer your name is appropriate as I hope one day you are turned into glue with the rest of your Horseman. May the Gas Chamber await you and may your crimes against the UCAS be exposed.
Special Agent Montgomery Hilliard (Silencer): Raciest and ignorant bastard, I know you were behind the silencing of my friend who was simply trying to expose I Corps for the rat bastards they are. You are truly rotten to the core and you have not a single redeemable bone i your body, The last of the Horseman and now we have the Final Four within I Corps and this spells doom for every law abiding citizen of the UCAS. With Montgomery in the herd it is only a matter of time before we are all censored by Wilhuff and his true silencer is unleashed.
Special Agent Dr. Ben Palpatine (Old Ben): The only surviving begotten son of Wilhuff, is among the elite of the spy world. I would say I was surprised, though that would be a lie. This bastard boy was groomed for this life from birth and hidden away within plain sight and directly where his father and Horseman could groom their little foal and watch him grow up to be a super spy like Daddy.
Special Agent Yale Yates (Pharmacist): Now the Master and Apprentice are back to work again, Yale you have been the big cheese for a long time now; though you are nothing but a maggot crawling back to his master. The Brothers Grimm are a joke seeing they are all simply servants of Wilhuff and Alva, how does it feel to be subservient like a good Hebrew before the Egyptians.
Special Agent Elmer Krieghoff (Proxy): Lets simply fake our way through life, well thats Proxy’s game and he is the best. With Elmer in the fold of I Corps it is certain fact that this unit can break the law and get away with it. He has fixed trials, intimidated witnesses, staged juries and crime scenes like one dresses a set, Proxy has no honour and lets say that this shows the US Elite are nothing more than thieves and murderers….hopefully the Elite meet the same fate as the Railroad…except they get gassed not simply hanged.
Special Agent Norris Davenport (Catfish): They haven’t built a big enough mousetrap to catch the Catfish, well this bottom feeder may be the best at busting into places. Though he has been exposed and hopefully he will simply wiggle his way into the new Gas Chambers and flop around like a fish out of water. No good comes from Catfish being on the Elite let alone in I Corps.
Special Agent Sid Malone (Dump Shock): The Legendary decker Dump Shock known world wide for his catch phrase “Not My Fault” well Sid you done stepped in it and your lies have been exposed and this southern loyalist has been shown to be a loyal Yankee and hopefully he is dealt with quickly and exposed as the traitor to the south he really is….well Malone it is your fault.
Special Agent Union Jamestown (Harvest): The hunter of man and the harvester of souls is within I Corps and well aren’t we all screwed seeing that this Jamestown is a underling to the notorious Wilhuff and this puts the Jamestowns on the same page of the Brothers Grimm simply fakes and posers.
Special Agent Michael Sharpe (Techie): The Technical wizard of Sharpe is within I Corps and this is a surprise to no one. This bastard has been screwing the government over for decades and building gadgets on par with Lord Graham. We can assume this criminal will bring these same talents to the Elite and unleash a bug that will spy on us all from his wrist watch and the fact that he is working with Wilhuff scares me more than I believe it should.
Special Agent Marvin Yates (Accountant): The traitor of the UK and now the villain of the UCAS the infamous toxins expert the Accountant has crawled back to the Master and his God Father. Seems this son of Yale is more worthy than Tudor or at least more willing to suck on the tit of Wilhuff.
Special Agent Dover Davis (Polaroid): Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You thats all I can say about Dover the master game player and partner of Wilhuff and probably to blame for much of that damned STAGE 5 . This racist bastard serves the South as much as he serves the Elite, in reality he serves his master Wilhuff and has been keeping a keen eye on his own brother and setting the stage for what they call Old World Blues.
Special Agent Wilbur Chapel (Sinkhole): Boom the master of destruction himself the only brother of Category 5 and now this bastard is bringing his talents of mass destruction to the elite. So if the spies need something destroyed or simply sunk they can call Chapel and his toys will remove any evidence or simply life and that will make Proxy’s life all that easier.
Special Agent Arthur Murdock (Eraser):
Special Agent Dr. Statler Cannon (Chemist):
Special Agent Jeffery Copper (Pong):
Special Agent Franklin Walker (Bogeyman):
Special Agent Crawford Sturgis (Harley):
Special Agent Dr, Arthur Swanson (Edison):
Special Agent Dr. Franklin Ford (Kilroy):
Special Agent Winston Ramsay (Jeeves):
Special Agent Malcolm Horowitz (Zephyr):
Special Agent Dr. Martin Burlington (Figment):
Special Agent Kevin O’Donnell (Demurest):
Special Agent Shelby Malone (Slicer):
Special Agent Rudolph Malone (Gentleman):
Special Agent Edwin Malone (Crawdad):
Special Agent Arnold Malone (Schoolmaster):