DEADLIEST CRIMINALS
This list was compiled from the vast resources of our contacts and the many documented files of the UCAS, UK and World Court. According to all parties involved in the creation of this list the below mentioned people are considered hands off and should be avoided at all costs. Numbers 1 -15 are extremely dangerous and lethal, with only a slight margin of error between rankings so don’t fool yourself into thinking that number 15 is a slouch compared to number 14 or 15 to 1 either.
The men listed below are to be considered the best in the business and their business is killing so don’t fool yourselves, even trained bounty hunters and law enforcement personnel have been slain trying to apprehend these killers. Yes the World Court may have listed these people as part of the Top Ten Most Wanted but simply they had to, this was not choice matter as these people have made such a wave in the world with their criminal actions the law can’t simply ignore it. Though they don not recommended anyone other than a small army try and collect the bounties on any one of them…..yes a small army for just one of these killers.
There are some people on this list that actually surprised me….for example Frank Quinn, I never thought that old cop from Denver was anything more than a pawn for Oakley Doyle. Though straight from Devil Yates mouth he told me and showed me the scars that Quinn left on his chest and back from their last encounter; according to Solomon they cornered Frank Quinn and had him in their sights, he shrugged off the magical attack, lunged forward with his dagger and plunged it over 100 times into Devils body before turning the weapon onto Solomon and when Legion showed up to aid his friends he was rewarded with a dagger strike to the neck before Quinn slipped away with more than one broken bone and injure.
I can assume regeneration is why the three of them are alive today, I saw the scars on them and they shutter at the thought of engaging Quinn again and they re Dragons. So when they say small army versus one, I agree after seeing the wounds that number ten left behind. Everyone on this list is at the same calibre and will kill before speaking so be warned, yes only four of the Outlaws Five made the top 15 though numbers 16 through 20 will be listed within this text; the list is below.
16: Chelcie Surrey “Gunner” (Recoil)
17: Herschel Horowitz (Checkmate):
18: Klaus Eisenberg (Gladius):
19: Herschel Meisner (Rabbi):
20: Ward O’Malley (Moray):
This is the Top 20 of the most deadly in the entire world some say that Darkness should be on this list as a tie for number one though I have left him off this list as the only verifiable evidence comes from our contacts and they really seem to hate that runner and there are no other verifiable accounts of his combat prowess nor his murderous tendencies; so till such evidence is presented I will mention him and simply warn everyone to steer clear of Darkness as he has my contacts worried and I saw what Quinn did to them, so if they putting this runner up with Mayor than I should at least honour their request.
Now the rest of the known killers are no slouch and should be treated as armed and extremely dangerous as they are all trained and practised killers and with such handled with care. I personally believe Walter Segal should be on this list as well, as I heard it took a flying shark to injury him as well and that was an ambush attack, he while thriving with a twisted bicycle wrapped around his leg fended off multiple dragon attacks and simply vanished after shaking his head. Our contacts can confirm that account and the failed assassination attempt of Walter Segal aka Rags….simply stay clear of the leader of the Kingsman.
One other individual our contacts can verify not only exists but would be on this list as well, not pushing one of the top twenty out but sharing a slot like Darkness and Rags do. Is a man by the name of Ebenezer Roper aka Drifter, there is no known information about this man within the World Court or on the matrix but our contacts have stated he exists and he is very lethal. When asked to provide a photograph, documents or even the entertainment spell for verification for this posting they simply said “OH HELL’S NO!!” I will take there fear seriously and simply mention him as a killer sharing a space with the others but as I have nothing more to go on I cant write a bio or report on the Drifter and seeing the true horror in their eyes when speaking just his name I tend to believe this account.
So in conclusion the list is the Top Twenty with five listed above and the remainder listed below, though it does contain an aside and of three that are tied for a spot on this list so it’s not the Top Twenty-Three but Top Twenty with Darkness, Rags and Drifter being within the Top Ten so be warned if all of our contacts state they would rather dance in a volcano than tangle with just one of these men I am worried seeing they are all within the rebellion and part of major agencies or part of the US Elite and don’t forget about number 21 and number 22 Archibald Kingsbury and Jackson Puck only missed the top twenty by a few marginal percentage points so again see the warnings above when engaging either of those men.
Hopefully this compiling will save the life of a few citizens that are smart enough to heed the warnings of our contacts, the world court, and the UCAS. I would say only trained and authorised bounty hunters and marshals need to apply to go after anyone mentioned on this page; but unless they come with a small army and the resources to sink in hunting just one of these bastards than do it….though seeing they are never alone and they seem to gather together this is more like needing a very large army and well they have a army at their side and allies, many allies like the Ghost Division, Iron Wolves, Razorbacks, Zombie Brigade, Storm Riders, Harbingers, Wolf Pack, Cavalry, Horseman and US Elite at their beckon call I simply would avoid them and pray you are not on there radar and walk away and forget you saw them and SAY NOTHING!!
1: 
Adolf Gunner (Mayor): This man’s resume of terror and killing goes on for quite some time, Mayor is one man that you never want to ever engage in a fight to the death. Gunner is the fastest draw, can shoot the wings of a gnat at 500 meters, out sword play the best in the world and can even wield the dreaded Presidents Men Sabre with all the skill of a true master. His hands are just as lethal and simply it’s only his thumbs he needs to end life though his pinky finger can do the trick as well, Mayor has mastered so many martial styles he had to invent some and than teach these to others to even have a challenge in a spar. So simply stated do yourself a favour and just avoid Mayor and hope he hasn’t signed your death certificate already and you might simply live till to see the sun rise. This man is even dangerous of the battlefield or barroom brawl as he is the brightest military mind to ever live and the smoothest of politicians so again DON’T MESS WITH ADOLF GUNNER….Life Rule #1
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Brian Kindler-Gunner (Cortex): <Tied For First> Kindler is the real deal, this maniac is tied for first place with his brother; when this list was curated we were unaware of his existence nor his danger level. Cortex also known as the Jackal is the worlds best swordsman, gunfighter and brawler only to matched by his brother, our program couldn’t produce a clear winner for the the top seat and we are forced to decree that this seat is shared by the Mayor and Jackal so keep that in mind of your ever pulled over by this supposed officer of peace….he is an Outlaws Five and has killed man and beast alike. He enjoys hearing the sound of a neck napping and works as a judicial hangman to get his fix. Rumours are that he killed a dragon with his bare hands by breaking it’s neck, Kindler is a god among men and if he can kill a dragon with his bare hands what is his brother capable off. This man like Adolf has our contacts terrified and for good reason, so keep your distance from the Problem Solver or you will end up dead. Life Rule #1 DON’T MESS WITH BRIAN GUNNER!!
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Jamie Surrey “Gunner” (Oklahoma Kidd): The son of Adolf Gunner is number 2 on this list seriously I am not surprised seeing that Jamie is the Prince of Pistoleers and his father is the reigning King. The only man faster and more accurate is his father and thats not saying much seeing Jamie is so fast you can’t even react before the bullet is through you. Jamie Gunner has been reported as saying “I don’t kill those I like….I just maim them.” This is something to be very worried about seeing Jamie doesn’t like many people and reports indicate he has shot his friends to settle an argument so if he will shot his own friends just think of what he will do to someone that annoys him. Jamie is as well a master of the blade and we can assume the lightsaber as well seeing he is family to many of the Presidents Men and close friends with Wilhuff Palpatine. Life tip in dealing with Jamie…..DON’T and you might live to see tomorrow.
2: 
Houston Dumont (Rattlesnake): This man is as mean as a rattler and as deadly as a hurricane so beware, Houston Dumont is lighting fast, and very deadly he will always shoot first and never bother to ask questions. This man takes down and skins paranormal beasts for fun, he hunts all sorts of beasts both human and paranormal and is the best in the game. He is a world class hunter and nothing escapes his grasp, he took down a behemoth with his bare hands and hip fired and killed a juggernaut so again be warned. Dragons are simply fun for him and more than one feathered serpent has been taken down, stuffed and mounted in one of his many hunting lodges. Dumont has been trained in the ancient Apache fighting style and learned to live off the land a long time ago, he challenges the Outlaws Five to shooting contests and spare with Adolf and Brian Gunner for relaxation. He carries a dragon fang that he collected from a Great Western he took down in Montana and carved it into a knife he still uses today, many dragon killers are in this list and as more become exposed this list will grow as our formula properly places them in the correct slot. Rattlesnake is someone that needs to be avoided; life rule #1 when dealing with Houston Dumont…….Never call his bluff, he never bluffs, he will kill you!
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Creed Surrey “Gunner” (Recurve): The shot caller of the Outlaws Five and first born son of Adolf Gunner….Yup I am already terrified and how is he not number 2 on this list. Oh I know stupid percentage points and advanced mathematical formulas. In my terrified opinion Creed is worse than his brother seeing he has no conscience and cares nothing about human life. He will gladly put a bullet in you before talking and his one and only response to a threat is shot first…..he has a fucking tactical computer so everyone is already targeted and with his beyond human response time a simple sudden movement could get you shot. So I am saying that Creed is living proof that one can have to much speed-ware and magical enhancements…..whats scary is that he is already that fast and deadly without his modifications HOW!! He shot down three targets in a blink of an eye and that was raw skill, two Dragons and Legion so seriously this man is the real deal. Life Tip for Creed is to be in another town and just move if he rides into town…seeing Creed will always start shooting, remember this proverb when dealing with Creed; “It’s not if he will start shooting, it’s when he will start shooting.”
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Wilhuff Palpatine (Big Brother): Good old Big Brother once thought to be a simple bureaucrat and nothing more….well that was till we learned that he is one of the 41 strong and an Original Bad Ass!! This man fought for three days with a knife blade driven into his shoulder, poisoned, broken bones, and shot not to mention burned and god knows what else. Big Brother is the man behind the Presidents Men’s Sabres and from what our contacts told us he has styles that he keeps to himself and can defeat just about anyone besides Mayor maybe in a duel so be warned Big Brother is not a bureaucrat he is the top dog of the Presidents Men, Kingsman, Sentinel and one of the 41 Strong…humm how many of the Original Bad Asses are on this page, well Adolf, Oliver, Tracy, Tudor, Shelby, Walter, Herschel M, and Herschel H; not to mention the 21 Strong and Thirteen Warriors Arthur C, and Arthur R so if my math is correct thats eleven of this list hails from the Inishmore Invasion of 2018 as a survivor so if they are hindered by war wounds than well I would hate to see them at full capacity. Life Tip for Wilhuff is simple stay clear, and never let him start speaking or you are already within his trap…so simply avoid at all costs.
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Oliver McKeen Jamestown (Beast): Oh Fuck Us All!! The newly elected President of the UCAS is number five on this list and well that is a real problem. At least he won’t need as much security seeing he is a gunslinger adept who can curve bullets and wields a lightsaber with masterful procession. He is also a Kingsman and Sentinel so well at least he is a veteran…..though he is also one of the Outlaws Five and thats a problem seeing Jamie is his boss. This Jamestown has been in command of that family from day one and the Godfather keeps the criminal family in check with force and the threat of death….it was rumoured that even Former President Davis personally apologised to Oliver after he tried to remove the Jamestown elders and failed. A hateful dragon was so scared of Oliver’s wrath he personally apologised and hoped it would be accepted….seeing this outlaw is used to having bullets in him, being shot didn’t upset him and we think it was accepted. Life Rule for Oliver is simple PRAY!!
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Ralph Rivers (Chieftain): The War God himself is only number six on this list, seriously I figured he would be much closer to number one than he is…..the fact that Chieftain is two slots below Wilhuff is fucking terror inducing seeing this man screams and friend and foe alike run to hills as he charges into machine gun with sword and axe in hand. Guess he got downgraded do to his pet and sidekick the SABRE-TOOTH TIGER that is always on his flank, To think that Mayor can one up Ralph in battle with blade is scary but to think that anyone who is in front of Rivers is nothing more than tiger food and will end up being fed to his pet as a bloody corpse…..Life Tip For Ralph PLAY DEAD and PRAY!
7: 
Tracy Appleton (Set): This man needs no introduction, we all know who Set is and just how dangerous this man is. The fact he sits as number seven is what concerns me, there isn’t anything Set cant do and killing is his go to when the going gets tough…..and for him it’s always a tough day. This man is so powerful he stopped and redirected an erupting volcano, he fended off a horde of dragons and other paranormal’s with his will alone not to mention his reputation. Many simply commit suicide if they learn Set is after them, how he is number seven scars the shit out of me seriously this is fucking Set people! Life Tip………Well…sorry I ain’t got anything for Set, your boned and kiss your ass goodbye.
8: 
Arthur Rummy (Director): Okay the man that invented dirt and well the grave to put all those he killed into….seeing above ground was getting sloppy and burning took to long. This man is a gunfighter, swordsman and total package he knocks on peoples car windows with the barrel of his gun to simply give them the respect of seeing the barrel before he pulls the trigger. Survivor of the the Inishmore Invasion and founder of the Presidents men with Wilhuff, seems they learned their sabre skills from Wilhuff and their knife and gun skills from Arthur. This man is so fast that people are dead before their mind and body can react and still walk around as a corpse and this brings a smile to this grumpy old man’s face to watch his work actually learn they dead but yet still alive if only for few moments….the horror on their face must be that of nightmares but for the Director it’s simply child’s play….Life Tip for Rummy…..Nope I Got Nothing!
9: 
Conrad Howdy (Death Bringer): Okay this is a name and face that I would expect to see much higher but at least the Death Bringer makes sense…..he kills and butchers everyone with extreme prejudice and leaves behind a pile of gore to be cleaned up. He is the bringer of death and he will make damned sure you know he is after you. This man is so dangerous that if he is the region people simply cancel events, close up shop and leave to stay among the living, so when it comes to this man remember “He is the Mother Fucking Death Bringer!” Life Tip for Conrad…..leave the country and keep moving since he travels allot, never stay in one place and that might work.
10: 
Frank Quinn (Piranha): Well its time for Mr. Quinn well fuck this is bad on many levels, first off he should be much higher on this list. I saw the numbers they cooked the books to not have Frank here higher on the list…..why did they do that you wonder? Well it seems that if they down played the Piranha then maybe somebody will get a lucky shot or maybe he will get pissed at being number 10 and take out those above him. Well thats not going to happen, this man is to smart to let ego be his downfall, he knows where he stands in the grand scheme of things. Also we can put him closer to number three seeing he bested our contacts and left them for dead in a blink of an eye so number ten really. This man is the real deal, a Father of Armageddon the only other member with that pedigree Adolf being the other. Survived Denver in 2033 and went on to do basically everything else, he is the half brother of Ralph and NJ Rivers and has butchered thousands if not more with his signature dagger….so this gunslinger adept is just a real threat to all that walk the earth. Life Tip for Franklin…..Make sure your life insurance is paid up.
Honourable Mentions 11-15
11: 
Thomas Kissinger (Gargoyle):
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Rusty Rutherford (Asbury):
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Shelby Malone (Slicer):
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Arthur Crane (Stamps):
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Tutor Yates (Professor):
