Well if history has anything to say these men will bring forth a serious change in the outcome of the war, the Architects also dubbed the Wreckers have been fighting against the establishment since the earliest of days and they don’t seem to be slowing down any time soon. The Architects where never officially a team though do to them working together at various times throughout the years the media and law enforcement have dubbed these men the Architects of Destruction or just simply the Wrecker, this was caused by the media craze that would follow in their wake. These men would never all be together at the same time, though records do show that all the Architects would work as a united front standing in direct defiance of the formation of the Ratification.
These men are all at the top of their game and during there time nothing could seem to stop the various members of the Architects, they would arrive in a city and unleash total carnage upon their target. These men also played a pivotal role in the defence of Boston during the siege brought on my the man known as the Shepherd. The Architects stood united against all odds and would be the sole reason the UCAS would not only retreat from Boston but as well forgo any further assaults on the region. The sheer number of casualties the government took during the those few bloody months, would leave the nation scared and as well cause the people to begin to tire of the bloodshed. These men would become dubbed the Architects of Destruction during those days, yes we know that Splinter also known as the Seventy-Sixer would be a prime reason for the securing of Boston, but lets not forget the rest of his allies where present, just working from the shadows. These men quickly would become overnight sensations as they like the Bards to come after them would be broadcast into millions of homes nightly. Though only one of the Architects would induce such fear that the nation would attempt to erase him from the history books, this man is the one referred to as Dozer. While the remainder might have made an impact in the battle and as well become a name that would send many in to panic attacks, nothing prepared the world for the wrath of the Dozer and seeing that he has been reported to be an unstoppable force. It would only make sense that the government would try to erase this Architect from the history books and just forget he exists, though this would come back to haunt them ten fold.
As I said prior the Architects or better known as the Wreckers were not officially a team and only became complied as a unit do to the media, these men have worked together randomly through the years, thus keeping the legend alive. It seems that this unit once a a media sensation an household name has become just another lost relic of a bygone era, though to believe that will be exactly what the UCAS wants you to believe. These men are still in operation today, they are still bringing carnage where ever they roam and they are once again working together standing united against the establishment and preparing for the demolition of the False Flag. This being said, the government has done a very good job of trying to remove the records of this unit from the history books, a vast many of the citizens under fifty have no idea who they are and those older citizens are still having nightmares about the Architects. This unit roamed the country from coast to coast for many years, though eventually like the Bards they would disband and go about their own personal agenda, only to reunite when the cause needed them.
Well with today’s volatile environment, the political uprising and the ravages of both the Patriots and UCAS it seems the bell of liberty has been struck once again and the Architects have returned to the epicentre of the war, standing side by side once again to unleash their wrath once again. The Wreckers have returned to the battle and this time they will not be as easily dismissed nor forgotten. These men have changed the landscape before, they have left a nation traumatized and they will once again be sending our sons and daughters to the grave. The Wreckers have chosen to stand on the side of liberty, and stand on the side of what they call freedom for all. Though these men hold each and everyone of hostage, they will strike at the heart of the False Flag and they will strike at each and everyone of us. The Architects are back and they will once again redefine the battlefield, they will once again rewrite the rules of battle and they will never surrender. These men once fended off the UCAS during the attacks in Boston, now the director of that attack, the only man brave enough to stand up against the rebels, has defected and joined the enemy. The Architects will now stand in defence of Seattle as they did Boston, they will use this as their staging ground and they know that any commander alive today, has heard the tales of the Siege of Boston, this will be the weakness the Architects will exploit, seeing that fear is the greatest weapon of all. It has crippled many nations, and the Wreckers are masters of using fear to their advantage. The Wreckers have relied on this primal fear to bring down their enemy for generations,lets just hope our leaders don’t fall victim once again.
It has come to the attention of the media that the subgroup of the Post Office formally known as the Architects of Destruction or simply the Wreckers was nothing more than a code name for a more sinister agency called The Presidents Men; these agents are all the remain from the original division of Secret Service Agents that worked even further within the confines of seclusion and secrecy. These men once acted as the Presidents direct hand removing any agency, agent, diplomat, citizen or political opponent that stood in the way of progress and the American Way, many conspiracy theorists spoke out about this unit long before it would become public record during the time of the Great Tragedy and what they call the purge; when the new found United Canadian American States would send their Freedom Task Force out to dispatch the antiquated and dangerous Presidents Men. These agents are all formally trained and sanctioned assassins that work for the most powerful person in the nation and answer only to their own dictates; they have no one to police them and no one will ever outright admit that this order ever existed. The Presidents Men would be the only government agency that would stand in direct defiance to the unification of the UCAS and the creation of the Treaty of Denver, they would not stand and salute the flag of the New America and would be determined that they are a major threat to national security; thus they needed to be removed the only way one can remove an illegal agency. The Presidents Men are not immune from corruption and power grabs, seeing that this order has been around since the days of George Washington and the Founding Fathers of America, they have had their hands dirtied in the assassinations of multiple sitting Presidents, senators, congressman, political opponents and even the families of these targets; you really think that the curse of the Kennedy family is not connected to this agency. Anyone that stands as a threat to their ideals of progress, diversity and the American way can be construed as a threat to national security and targeted for assassination. Now to consider that we the people always knew this group existed but our own government would deny any knowledge of their existence and only when a changing of the guard was coming would they admit these men existed and even then they called them the Architects of Destruction or the Wreckers to further separate themselves from their legal government standing. The Freedom Task Force under the command of Director Mitchell would be tasked with the extinction of this order, he might have been successful if it wasn’t for the resourceful nature of many within this agency; this would create a great division in the government as these highly trained assassins would no longer focus on their sacred duty and turn their attention on the very government that once sanctioned their work. Even though we now know as of 2074 that the Presidents Men are still quite alive and their numbers are growing at an alarming rate, we also know that they are still in action and holding true to their old principles and traditions that every citizen should fear. This order not only stood in the path to stop the original assassination attempt of President Johnson, they also took direct action against President Howard Rutherford, further cementing a politician from the Old America mentality directly into the Office of the President of the United Canadian American States Lyndon Kingsbury, thus driving us further into war with the British forces, also showing the people that the old conspiracy is once again back in action and forcing the people to have to live in fear of these men and their sanctioned assassinations and cleanings. The media will try our best to keep tabs on these men, but now that they are back within the shadows of the government it will be a lost cause as they work under the cover of darkness and no one has ever survived an encounter with the Presidents Men; unless it was allowed, otherwise all victims and any trace of their linage has been erased.
As government cleaners working for the President they are the best in the business and have direct access through the Post Office for the other top tier assassins and cleaners, is this my readers the America you want to live in, one where a killer can be sent to your home to silence you for simply disobedience, the UCAS and New America worked diligently to remove these killers and their stain from our government to create a government and nation that it’s people could believe in, trust and love; sorry any government that sanctions the Presidents Men is not one of peace, liberty and freedom. So before you take political sides on this one, these men actually assassinated the President on the 2nd of February of 2074 in cold blood, they murdered secret service agents and Presidential Guards and not to mention countless citizens in the process of performing what they call their sworn duty; to protect the nation at all costs, I thought this was 2074 and this was the United Canadian American States and not 1776 and the American Colonies.
The Presidents Men
Joshua Bentley (Dozer): Good old Bentley is one of the original Architects of Destruction, this man is a master of all things that go boom. He is their counter terrorism specialist…though he deploys terror wherever he goes, the Dozer is known for removing rooms full of witnesses and his target while leaving the structure intake. He can also deploy his packages and remove simply the target and many frightened and defend witnesses to regale the media with their near death experience while verifying the death of the target. All fear the Dozer and for good reasons, though don’t be mistaken this master of death is not a one trick pony and his blade is just as deadly as his bombs.
Joshua Dean (Watcher): The leader of the pack, the Watcher is the voice, the brains and the eyes of the Presidents Men and seems that he is also close friends with Wilhuff and would survive the purge simply do to Big Brothers advance warnings and brainwashing of Agent White. This man is the complete package and one old man you simply need to avoid, he might seem like a kindly grandfather in the coat and bow tie but don’t be fooled. One simply doesn’t maintain leadership of the Architects with inaction, this man has ended countless threats to national security in a blink of an eye all the while foiling the masses into believing Mr. Black is the true leader of the Post Office….well good job but your secret is out you old coot.
Arthur Rummy (Director): The Director is so old that he knows what mummy farts smell like, this man actually invented dirt as something to sweep off his trousers that how old this bastard is. He is the second in command of the Architects and one cam say the Post Office as well. Rummy is a true terror to behold and one man that proves that old men are highly dangerous and should never be underestimated. It is said his loafer or oxford heel is just as deadly as his sabre or his pistol, this man is the original gunslinger adept and it is said he taught the Jamestowns their deadly little trick….though that is a rumour cause nobody can curve bullets. This old coot needs to be avoided and if you see the Director simply pray he is not after you or you are already dead and don’t know it.
Garfield O’Hair (Muggsy): The Original Gangster himself O’Hair is within the Presidents Men, well it seems this band of professional assassins would need a true hitman to fill out their ranks. Muggsy brings old school mafia tactics with him and takes things to a truly brutal level, it was rumoured that Mikey used to desire to be just like Muggsy with his broad daylight hits and openly public persona, tough Muggsy has a lifetime of experience where the Wardens son was simply an over confident child in comparison. This assassin is terrifying cause he wants you to see him and he deploys a true terror campaign when on the job, if you ever see Muggsy holding a phone book heading your direction simply come to terms with death and hope you are wearing clean underwear cause you will have two .22 cal bullets in your head and a quarter left on your forehead….an old school message “To call someone who cares.”
Douglas Kingsbury (Splinter): The twin brother of former President Lyndon Kingsbury who was assassinated in October of 2074, This man is a master assassin and one of the founding members of the Presidents Men, he is the direct link between them and the Freedom Patriots and proves this order is nothing more than a resistance order bent on the total destruction of the American Way.
River Welsh (Enigma): This man is a serious problem player, he has ravaged the streets for ages and has never once slowed down. Enigma is a master of the game and his game is murder, once he has stuck his target with his specialised blade death is a certainty. Even a team of trained surgeons will be unable to fully close the wound, and magical healing falls to secure a complete heal, this man has worked along side his fellow wreckers many times through the years, though Enigma prefers to stand back to back with Splinter and the Taskmaster. Enigma is the one man that even the government’s company men have decreed they would rather face the gallows pole or firing squad then ever dare to engage the man known as Enigma.
Herbert Meisner (Taskmaster): This wrecker is the master of manipulation and using the environment against his targets, once a loyal servant of the United States the Taskmaster was betrayed by those he served. He now uses his gifts of glibness to confuse and control the masses, he uses the weak minds of the citizens to be his pawns in the great chess game of life. The Taskmaster has watched the creation of the False Flag and this man has spent the last forty years of his life striking directly at the throat of the UCAS. He has successfully claimed an held the Federal District for decades, and has held the Nations Capital hostage ever since, it is hard to fight against a man that has the people behind him, knows the secrets of the enemy and truly mastered the game of manipulation.
Dr. Isaac Maples (Trespass): This man also serves inside the Brotherhood of Mercenaries, though he has allied himself with the Architects numerous times and fought along side his fellow Wreckers throughout their history. This man holds a very serious grudge against the UCAS and will do whatever he can to send a very brutal and bloody message to the False Flag. Once a dedicated servant of the United States Navy, Trespass has used the vast knowledge he has accumulated about the enemy to fight against the enemy, this man doesn’t care who suffers just as long as the enemy is killed. Trespass once held strong ideals and believed it was better to rise above the enemy and not stoop to their level, well no longer Trespass has lowered his moral compass and has reduced himself to being nothing more then a villain, giving up his conscience for the edge on the battlefield.
Adam Wentworth (Chronos): Little is known about Adam Wentworth and his actions in the Presidents Men, As with all Wreckers best to avoid this terrorist with a plasma sword.
Alex Jameson (Outcast): Alex is simply a murderer and has been from a very young age, he was involved in the Battle of the Irish Sea though he is not one of the 41 Strong….nope he was wearing a Tir uniform and turned his blades and guns against his own men. He would fight alongside the 41 Strong and they didn’t know it. He would then return to the Tir to murder the village Mayor, Parish Priest, and his own parents before fleeing to America to a hero’s welcome…..well at least within this order where he would be the youngest to ever be accepted and trained by Echo and the Watcher.
Saul Harvard (Phobia): This man is a true terror as he is studied in his name sake and uses your own fears against you before he delivers the killing blow. He studies his targets and learns everything about them and with Wilhuff in this order we can now understand how he learns so much so quickly. Harvard has direct access to the CIA/NSA & Homeland Securities data files and since ever citizen has a file in one of those agency computers…..well you can do the math here, they know everything about you and use it to their sick advantage and Phobia is living proof.
Jacob Hollister (Exile): We have here one very angry mercenary and for reasons that are not unwarranted, Exile once served the United States Military and even entered the hallowed halls of the political arena where he served as a dedicated Senator. This man was not only forced to flee and live in exile, he was forced to watch as his wife and children would become victims to the tyranny of the new order. Exile serves with the Wreckers do to his burning hatred and his quest for revenge, he is so feared by the enemy that they have decreed a non engagement policy when dealing with this man. His modified shotgun shells, cause serious damage to the internal organs and even a team of trained surgeons will not be able to stem the bleeding. To be struck by Exile will only result, in a very long death where you will bleed out like a deer and being tracked by this master hunter. Rage has blinded him, anger guides him and revenge is a dish best served cold, keep this in mind when dealing with Exile this is another man that the government is trying to erase from history.
Gordon Meisner (Frostbite): The man with the frozen touch and the ice blue plasma sword and now learned apprentice of Sid Malone. Frostbite is a Meisner and that means they are cold and calculating just like the Malones and Palpatines, this assassin is one that you simply need to avoid cause if he is after you….well you are already dead and so is everyone within a ten foot radios. He wields a dual bladed plasma sabre and fights with the grace only seen in Neely, Longshanks, Segal and Kissinger so be warned…rumours are also circulating that he ran his little cousin through with his sabre to simply test his reaction time, well it looks like Bilbo failed that test.
Farrus Forscythe (Spartan): The mighty Bueller or Spartan is the tank of this team of professional assassins, welcomed into the squad through here tenacity and her desire to serve the American way; Bueller has earned the nickname of being the unyielding one and is always there to back up her fellow Presidents Men. Bueller would make a name for herself among a team of legendary killers by firing the killing shot on President Howard Rockford with her signature Ronin Assault Military Grade Rifle and rendering the former commander in chief to be extinct; she followed the archaic orders of the Presidents Men and has truly found a place among the rogues gallery of government assassins. Don’t think just because she is the tank, that she isn’t as silent and deadly as the rest of her unit, this team cross trains and with her medical and psychological background she will prove to be quite an asset to this agency and quite the threat to anyone deemed a threat to national security.
Oliver McKeen (Beast): Hail to the Chief…..here is the newest President of the United Canadian American States himself. Oliver McKeen or Oliver Jamestown is the Godfather of the Jamestown clan and one of the fiercest members of this unit. He is always taking to action whenever liberty is in jeopardy and the first to strike down anyone that stands in his path. This former Fighting Tiger might be a retired soldier but never underestimate the Beast for he has been on the front lines for ages, he might now e in the political arena now, but for good old Oliver this is just another theatre of engagement and his tongue is just as deadly as his sabre.
Irving Mulligan (Roanoke): The nightmare that is Roanoke, the urban legend that actually lives and this scares the crap out of me and I will not poke this bear with negative press and leave it here.
Walt McKinley (Revenant): Good Old Walt is a man that hunts mankind like one hunts a deer and leaves the bodies skinned, and their head and spinal cord removed strung up for others to find. This man has been hunting us for decades and by now he must have a very morbid shrine….it is fitting that he serves this order and hunts the enemies of the US seeing that everyone with a brain is enemy to the US. Guess the Revenant is simply on a quest to find a brain and spine to cure his ignorance and cowardliness.
Leonard Hakett (Hobgoblin): The brother of the infamous Stormrider and Hand General War Machine has found his place among the criminal elite, this assassin followed in his brothers footsteps straight into this fraternity and has been welcomed with open arms. Hobgoblin is a brutal killer like his brother with little regard for the lives of civilians in his wake, steer clear of Leo or you will simply become a statistic as he slices you in half with his signature double bladed plasma sabre….thanks Echo for giving this madman one of those swords.
Frank McDougall (Chimney): The madman known as Chimney is a Architect…Oh holy hell why!!! You would think they would want to hunt this killer, well birds of a feather I guess. Chimney is known for burning his victims alive within there own chimney or building smokestack….rumour has it he enjoys hearing the cries of the victims echo in the brick coffin before death. Mr. McDougall is simply a murderer that has been given a license to kill and he has taken it to extremes and his arson for hire has exploded and he simply grins and puffs of his pipe as he cleanses the world of those deemed a threat by nothing more than smoke and fire….simply ash, char and soot remain and he walks away scott free.
Jackson “J.D” Dumont (Sabretooth): The wild man of the group and the most unpredictable, the infamous Sabretooth is a professional government assassin. Yes you heard it hear people this killer is fully sanctioned by the US Government and has evaded arrest numerous times by simply flashing his badge. He kills with his modified plasma caster (crossbow) for the technological inept. Whats worse is he is now a Harbinger and this means he will most likely be part of the US Elite as General Rivers obviously is pulling the strings with this order as well seeing he snagged Wilhuff and the Horseman not to mention the Cavalry. If Sabretooth joins I-Corp we are all screwed and will be hunted to extinction for simply disagreeing with General Rivers and the rebirth of the US.
Johnathan Winters (Highwayman): The terror of the highways and byways is none other the Highwayman. Winters the brother of the bitch from Ruination Angel has been hunting the open roads and hindering the progress of the super highways for years. This man as delayed trucking and as well troop movements with his hijacking and explosives for quite sometime and whats worse is the UCAS trained him. He turn coated on his own government and began hunting those who he once served with….the Highwayman stalks us when we are the most venerable travelling with our families on holiday and then simply slices us all down to his level.
Rowan Stillwater (Journeyman): Agent Rowan Stillwater was killed in the line of duty on December 31st 2074. Rest In Peace Rowan may God bless you our fallen brother in arms.
Dr. Griffon Broderick (Ferryman): The man they also call the Heart Collector for a very grim reason, this man masquerades as a doctor and than simply carves out his victims hearts and places them in jars as he guides them into the afterlife. He always leaves a copper penny for the ferryman’s toll…wait a minute he is the Ferryman as well so he kills you, gives your soul the toll and than collects the coin as he reaps your soul banishing it to his twisted form of an afterlife…well its a working theory anyways. Best to avoid Dr. Broderick and anyone with that last name seeing families within the rebellion stick together like glue.
Martin Hakett (War Machine): Well why not have both Haketts within this order, again birds of a feather….this seems to be a running theme within the rebels. Well this man is a true monster and destroyer of everything we hold dear as he is a commander of the Stormriders and stormed Denver in the 2030’s and helped enslave Europe with his lighting warfare and the Panzer Division of the Deaths Hand. Guess they simply forgave him for all the crucifixions and genocidal behaviour and welcomed him back into the Presidents Men. War Machine, Professor, Rabbi and Dictator prove that this order has zero credibility as they all served the Hand proudly and now they all bow down to General Rivers….That madman must be something to cow the Stormriders and the 41 Strong two of the most elite fighting forces the world has ever scene, and now they pay lip service to a former school teacher from Missouri.
Rodger McMillion (Scourge): Oh Hell the Scourge is one of these clowns, this man was once thought to be a hero of the streets and a hunter of the evil doers…well I was wrong and now I will be tossing out my Scourge collectables. Seeing he is a professional assassin for the government this means his vigilante work in Lynnwood was a cover for the evil wishes of Wilhuff and now General Rivers as he owns Seattle and keeps us all cowed by his pack of tigers. The Scourge will win you over with his award winning smile and then cut you down with his sabre forget about the stories of him handing the criminals over to the police, nope this madman will simply cut your head off and leave your body for the carrion.
Barb Albert (Echo): It is assumed that Echo is responsible for the plasma swords and training the Architects….simple solution kill this blind bitch and the problem is over.
Tracy Appleton (Set): Oh Good God!!!! I will leave this one the fuck alone…..his name is Set and he is death incarnate, run the hell away as he is another of the Trifecta of Terror.
Douglas O’Bannon (Winter Rat): How…..Seriously What the Fuck!! The Winter Rat is within the Presidents Men, I choose to disbelieve this man is a total savage and unprofessional hack. I mean they have Sabretooth but the fucking terror Winter Rat, well if General Rivers can quell the Rat and get him into a suit and tie then their is no hope for us all. I guess Wilhuffs mind control devices are in full force and I need to put on my tinfoil hat soon….seriously the Fucking Winter Rat we are all doomed!!
Edger Yates (Kingslayer): Another Yates and another Brothers Grimm inside the Presidents Men…I would say I was shocked but seriously it’s becoming a meme at this point they are everywhere. This one is within the Kingsman and Presidents Men so I am waiting for his entry into the Ghost Division, I guess this Yates was to much of a pussy to be part of the 41 Strong but since they are all damaged goods now we should really fear the new Sentinels…guess getting gassed , bombed, shot, stabbed, burned and infected was to much for the Ghost Division and hearing them ramble on about all the men they lost….get over it crybabies you won a battle that you should have lost simply because the Tir let you win and that doesn’t make you war hero’s…nope you are cowards and babies crying over the loose of life that you caused.
Martin Spooner (Chairman): This man is a real snake in the grass, he faked his own death to reunite the Kingsman with the Presidents Men and allowed an entire chapter of the street gang of the Stilettos to be hanged for your supposed murder….what bravery, this man is a politician and dual member of the Kingsman and Presidents Men, seeing a trend here these bastards want to see the UCAS burn so they can sell us back to the King of England on a silver platter.
Conrad Howdy (Death Bringer): Oh I am not touching this bastard with a ten foot pole….see Set with this fucker, this is the Mother Fucking Death Bringer and he is all over the place and mean as a rattler and as deadly as a category 5 hurricane so simply avoid at all costs.
Jackson Puck (Stitches): The man they call Stitches and it’s not because he is the funny man of this unit…nope he is the man they dispatch to send a brutal message and leave your family in stitches while he flays his victims flesh from bone. Stitches is another that serves within the Kingsman and Presidents Men so he can hunt you basically anywhere and he is as well part of the Brothers Grimm as one of the red haired step children so this man is no joking matter. Jackson is the father of Anthrax and that should already concern my readers, he raised a fucking ninja and he served in the 401st from 2004 to 2009 leaving only do to injury but this man is pure evil incarnate and makes Set, Death Bringer, Stalin, Senator and most of the 41 Strong look like kindergarteners when it comes to killing he has thrown himself into the world of being the worlds best assassin and he has lived up to that reputation….scary to think that he is on Wilhuffs payroll, he joins I-Corp and we are all fucked!
Wilhuff Palpatine (Big Brother): The man of a million names and the man that has been dispatching threats against the country for decades. Wilhuff was originally thought to be one of the good guys fighting to save us from the rebels and it turns out he was actually within the government s a way to dismantle it from the inside. With Wilhuff nothing is sacred and there isn’t a single system he hasn’t bugged or mind he hasn’t warped, he has the silver tongue of the devil and the mind of an evil genius. The worst part is we actually trusted this spy to be own our side and one of the good guys….well guess that proves you can’t trust one of the 401st and someone that was still manipulating the CIA from the battlefield with his many well placed plants. He is one of the leaders of this order and when Wilhuff gives a command the others jump to action, be warned if you see Wilhuff hope that he is after someone else and simply throw your phone away….this man lives up to the moniker of Big Brother for he is always watching and listening, be paranoid one man took down the UCAS & CAS alone.
Alva Palpatine (Blacksmith): The eldest son of Wilhuff is within the Presidents Men thats a real surprise seeing his Horseman are everywhere like the Brothers Grimm and I feel that they are simply waiting for their orders to strike down the Zoo Keeper General and seize control of the US Elite, hell the recruits are already terrified of Wilhuff and we all know that fear is how Wilhuff keeps the masses in line….the Blacksmith is his direct second and a man that has studied under his father for generations, thought to be dead but yet serving in plain sight within the CIA and helping tear down the system and destroy the UCAS & CAS. The Horseman are more of a threat than anyone else within the rebellion for they are spies and have deep connections and seem to own everyone’s ass, whats worse is they are grooming Maximilian Yates as he has been glued to Wilhuffs side for over a week now and even his new bride is staying oddly close to those creepy old men….let your minds wander my readers.
Ben Palpatine (Kenobi): The Youngest son of Wilhuff well…..Ya I am not surprised in the least about this one, Ben has been fucking the country for decades and it seems that he too is a plasma sabre wielding madman and a Horseman….yup screwed are we, this explains why our elected officials would simply go missing and why those on the “Too be removed list” would evade capture and vanish into the rebellion agencies. Just tell the good doctor to clear your conscience and he is bound by an oath to say nothing….well the most deadly spies are the ones in plain sight and when a spy carries a bloody lightsaber they are even deadlier. Ben is an evil bastard and he needs to hang for his sins against us all…whats worse is he is still up to his old tricks and those in power haven’t learned their fucking lesson, seriously people this man is not to be trusted with any state secrets and should not be working as a Psychologist to our elected officials.
Gerry Dobbs (Papa Smurf): The little bastard they call Turtle or Papa Smurf is the real deal he is a Triple Threat and is part of the Trinity of Terror, to think this midget out smarted the elves is scary and to think that he is one of the 41 Strong, a Grand Master Kingsman and Grand Master of this Order is down right terrifying but whats nightmare inducing is that he is also a Grand Master of the Crystal Dragons and a General within the Brotherhood’s Sons of Odin division. Do the math people, he has become one of the top killers for 5 orders count it Fucking 5!! The only reason he is no a Stormrider is that he was recovering from his wounds with the 401st or he would have been in that bullshit shit show, and I really believe he was there and we just missed him because he is under 4 feet and not a round tubby dwarf. If Ackerman could be in the 401st and Stormriders whats to say he didn’t bring his little buddy Turtle with him, the Ghosts of the Past like to stand together so I am going to add another to his resume and say 6 FUCKING ORDERS…..Prove me wrong I dare you!!! This man is to be avoided at all costs, they call him Turtle for a reason and thats because he never looses and with his combat resume and thats what we know I tend to believe it….STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PAPA SMURF!!!
Elmer Canterbury (Curmudgeon): The cranky assassin and another Horseman, thats a real fucking surprise…Elmer simply is so bitchy and complains about everything he earned the moniker the Curmudgeon and he is responsible for helping design this STAGE 5 shit show that has torn down the UCAS & CAS. Though whats worse is this man complains as he is on the hunt, he bitches about how messy your home is, how easy it was for him to find you, how easy it was for him to break in…..you get the picture, he blames the victim for him having to kill them and then after he makes himself a snack or a meal while the victim is dying on the floor. He as well bitches about the victims choice of lunch meats, this man is a real class act and one that needs to be put in the same category as Stitches simply avoid and pray he is not after you or only death will let you hear the end of his complaining.
Melody Grimm (Anthrax): The wife of Sly and within this order of professional assassins well thats not a surprise me seeing she is within the Kingsman as well…big surprise there, though she is also a Grand Master of the Crystal Dragons, within the HRM and serves both the Patriots Sons of Liberty division and the Brotherhoods Sons of Odin is also down right nightmare inducing. She also fought at the Irish Sea and simply brought the Belfast Army down to fight the Tir Elves on the coast of the Nog and on the beaches of England to lend her husband a helping hand. Also remember this is Jackson Puck’s little princess and we know what type of monster he is, she is simply worse as she needs to prove herself being a women in a mans world. This is one Grimm you ever want on your bad side and she is not even in the Brothers Grimm, but she has been trained by the all, her father and the fucking Gargoyle!!
Oliver McKeen Jr (Cyrax): The first son is a dwarf well this short bastard makes sense…he is a fucking dwarf not a midget like little Turtle. Though all jokes aside and he is the funny man of this order, Cyrax is a Grand Master of the Crystal Dragons, Presidents Men and Kingsman so this little funnyman needs to be avoided for he will tear you limb from limb all the while cracking jokes…well thats better than listening to Elmer bitch and moan as he kills you. Oliver Jr is the only son of the Beast and that makes him a Jamestown and part of the First Family seeing papa is now the fucking President of the UCAS…..and he was elected I smell foul play on that one, just steer clear of Cyrax and hope he is not out hunting with Stitches, Turtle or the Curmudgeon cause you might actually live to see the sunrise.
Real Name Unknown (Spectre): This man is a total mystery and enigma, he travels through the shadows like one rides the tube and he kills with ease. The Spectre is a total enigma and mystery so best hope he is not dispatched to bring you to justice for no one survives an encounter with the Spectre.
Sid Malone (Dump Shock): Well here is the first fully trained combat decker in this order and I mean oh holy hell!! This man is one of the 41 Strong and part of the Cavalry so don’t think he is computer nerd. Dump Shock works for the Harbingers, Wilhuff and the US Elite within I-Corp. He is a fully trained Architect and someone that needs to simply be killed. There isn’t a system he can’t hack and rumor has it he is interested in Bilbo for some reason, well that little bastard has been sucking on the cock of Wilhuff’s for over a week now and the streets say he is already been groomed for I-Corp what’s next a trip to the Presidents Men….like Father like Son.
Edwin Malone (Crawdad): The ultimate cop is a government assassin well I would be surprised if he wasn’t part of the Cavalry and one of Wilhuff’s little bitches. Edwin works within the Cajun Special Police Department doing the dirty work for the Cavalry…and now it seems Mr. Dean, Mr. Rummy and Mr. Palpatine as the true government cleaner. It seems the Crawdad was corrupting the ultimate good guy in Anthony DiCane from an early age and planting the Horseman and Cavalry’s suggestions into that stubborn Texans head. Why wont this bottom feeder simply remain in the bayou state and leave us real Americans alone.
Shelby Malone (Slicer): Oh good god!! This man is simply the devil in human form, Shelby is one of the most manipulative and dangerous bastards to crawl out of the Bayou. He was trained by Wilhuff and he trained the Rabbi let that sink in…he trained the fucking Rabbi and his brother Sid trained Frostbite and now these Malone bastards have their hooks in Max, Tony, Jet and Taylor. General Rivers allowed this nightmare into the US Elite, I-Corp and the Harbingers and for once I feel Rivers might have been acting on self preservation as Shelby can quell even a dragon and has bested everyone he stood before….his only near defeat was at the Irish Sea in 2018 let that sink in readers this man is a true monster and best to be avoided.
August Prichard (Buzzard): Our newest Vice President is one of these bastards too, this is just down right wrong. How can they be impartial if they are in the White House and picking the targets. The Buzzard is a real rat bastard one of the slickest politicians and brightest generals to ever grace the battlefield, though it seems this former 401st officer has shown his true colours as he helped dismantle the CAS from the inside. August is nothing more than a Wilhuff pawn seeing he was his second in command from 2005 to 2010. The Buzzard is no slouch in combat either as he quickly dismantled a squad of trained assassins that came after the Beast and himself on election day with there signature plasma swords…..were can I get one?
Reverdy Jamestown (Handler): The Handler is one scary man, we originally thought that since he didn’t have a colour photo that he was long gone….boy were we wrong, this man walks through ritual magic like it’s rice paper and to make matters worse he is a Jamestown assassin. I will leave it there as I want to continue to breath and the Jamestowns are not known for turning the other cheek.
Yogi Jamestown (Necromancer): When one thinks of the Architects a magi doesn’t come to mind, though this order has two of the scariest magi on the planet within it’s ranks. Yogi brings his command over life and death to the order of assassins and shows that they have zero scruples. Yogi is a master of the dark craft of necromancy and his means his targets just simply get up after death and walk right to their own grave. Yogi brings another level of terror to anyone that defies the sitting President or angers Joshua, Arthur or Wilhuff.
Sly Grimm (Eclipse): Why is he even an Architect….oh I know he is part of the Trifecta of Terror, an original Fighting Tiger and one of the 41 Strong, a Kingsman and Wrecker; Sly has truly eclipsed many as he is one of the best the world has ever seen. Sly being a royal and part of this order shows they have zero morals and are willing to bend the rules in there favour, leave it to a Grimm to manipulate the system and desire to rape us all of our basic human rites.
Elroy Jamestown (Four): This man is simply called Four and best avoid this professional assassin as his resume is quite impressive. Texas Elite check, Rough Rider check, Kingsman check, Son of Odin check, Bounty Hunter check, Jamestown check, Forsaken check and one of the fastest gunslingers in the world. He is the problem solver for the Jamestowns and as well has been keeping tabs on Antony DiCane and training him in the Jamestown way under the direct orders of the Godfather himself. Rumor’s are already spinning about Elroy being the Beasts chief of security during his Presidency and if that’s the case well this rebel President is going no where. This man is a true terror on the level of Stitches, Set, Slicer, Turtle and Death Bringer so stay clear and maybe you will live five more minutes…he is a Jamestown and their mood can change like the weather in Florida, that means he could let you live one minute and than blow your brains out the next.
Tudor Yates (Professor): Good Old Tudor….well something no one ever actually says the Professor has been welcomed into the Fraternity of the Presidents Men and this means he has completed the trifecta of destruction. Being one of the 41 Strong, a Grand Master of the Kingsman and now a Wrecker this should worry most seeing Tudor is a world renowned terrorist and killer….and now he has a plasma sabre. The Professor is not a man to be taken lightly, he survived hell on earth and lived to tell the tale, he is a military genius and a legendary swordsman so his entry into the Presidents Men was simply a formality. This is yet another verification of the Trifecta of Terror between those three orders seeing multiple Architects are as well within the other orders and seeing the Ghost Division is the worlds premier fighting force and the Kingsman being the worlds premier assassin order one can assume the Presidents Men are simply all they could be and the best in the world.
Dover Barton (Polaroid): Another Horseman, another of the 41 Strong, and another member of I-Corp is the man they call DD. Dover has been selling this country to the CAS for years and he set the stage for the Civil War of 2020 all the while serving within the 401st. Let that sink in he managed somehow to manipulate the events of North America while fighting overseas. He did all this so he could simply snatch the CAS from Edward who believed Barton was his brother and not just a spy and one of Wilhuffs pets, Dover is so loyal to the Horseman that he joined I-Corp with zero resistance and has been lurking around the Harbingers base enough that we might assume he is one of them as well. He has his hooks deep in Taylor, Max and Jet as he calls Taylor special idiot well all the recruits have that patch on their shoulder. Dover is a very dangerous man and one that hasn’t ever been scene or caught killing someone outside a legal military action, but that doesn’t mean this slow talking and thinking southerner hasn’t bored someone to death.
Wesley Taffer (Taffy): His real handle is the Scimitar for the sword he carries on his hip, it seems he is trying to shed his CAS ties with the name change….not going to work ass hat!! This supposed soft spoken, kind hearted governor from Florida is really one of the 41 Strong, and a Presidents Men no wonder Taffer was he first to jump ship when the going got tough during the Edwards attempt to reclaim the CAS. Also it’s no surprise why Taffer worked so hard to destabilise the south and especially Florida during his time as Governor. This little bastard wants everyone to believe he is harmless and someone that is just a lawyer and politician….well Wesley your cover is blown and you are as you all put it ” The Original Bad Ass Brigade!” and the 41 Strong! This man made a career out of lying and manipulating the masses so simply don’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth and know this Taffer was an officer of the 401st and served with the Cajuns, Wilhuff and Dover…enough said and now he has his sights on Tony, Max, Taylor and Jet.
Adolf Gunner (Mayor): This man needs no introduction and should be swinging with a broken neck from a rope….irony is that he is one of the US Elites Hangman. The Dictator as he is really called is a true monster and one that has proven that a career of battle will always breed a true nightmare. He is one of the 41 Strong, a Stormrider, one of the fiercest generals of the Deaths Hand, a Architect, Part of the Sons of Odin, a Harbinger and just confirmed by our contacts a Kingsman that has been in hiding for years…thanks for that update. This man has done it all and than some, he trained Maximilian Yates, helped concur Europe and the Middle East, ravaged Denver and the UCAS…not to mention keeping his wife and children a secret till he spilled the beans, though we still have no idea where this grandfather is hiding his kin. The Dictator is pure evil and claims he is one of honour, well I am sorry this man is still wearing purple and executing the innocent on the orders of General Rivers. He is best friends with Tudor and Marvin Yates and has been involved in Max and Andrews life from birth, so it is only fitting he trains Max to be a genocidal manic and Andrew to be a Sentinel nepotism much!!
George Eaton (Old Jerk): Pitbull or simply referred to as Old Jerk for his tenacity and his lack of backing down is one of the newest members of the Presidents Men, he is an old soldier and served with the 401st from 2005 to 2015. Lucky for him he was injured and forced into retirement, though unlucky for the rest of us this old Fighting Tiger has been playing the political card between the Patriots and CAS for ages and has been a key member in STAGE 5 and the destruction of the CAS and reunification of the US. Old Jerk joins this ensemble of assassins and proves he is more than a simple solider and politician, like Oliver this mans bark is just as bad as his bite and this is one Architect you don’t want on your trail for he is a true pitbull and once his jaws lock down he will never yield.
Hershel Meisner (Rabbi): This is just wrong on so many levels, the Rabbi is the Prime Minister of Israel and best friends with Adolf Ackerman not to mention the apprentice of Shelby Malone. Though he is the Prime Minister of Israel and Presidents Men…conflict of interests much or shows that Israel is simply a pawn state of America and England seeing he is a Kingsman as well and don’t forget his service in the 401st and being a 41 Strong. This man is no joke though, he stormed the Tir Palace alone and butchered hundreds on the bequest of Anthony DiCane and for this racist bastard it was simply no different than putting on his socks. The Rabbi is a member of the Brothers Grimm and keeps an eye on his favourite cousin, this family used to steer clear of each other and now they are as thick as thieves so be warned if ones around there are others and it’s not the Grimm you can see that you worry about, its the ones you cant….don’t think Max will be an easy mark either as he is flanked by Wilhuff, Ben, Alva or Dover at all times and that little bastard has tried to keep a low profile of being a weakling well your cover is blown Max. One doesn’t simply become a Horseman and be flanked by the boss of the Post Office and Presidents Men and be a useless slouch.
Arnold Malone (Schoolmaster): Well they say he is just a Governor well Arnold, Wesley said that as well and guess what HE LIED and so did you….and yes it is your fault you Cajun Bastard!! This man is more military and professional assassin than politician the Schoolmaster served with the 401st and is one of the 41 Strong, he is part of the Cavalry and has been influential in Max’s life to the point he borrowed his uncles catch phrase. The Schoolmaster and all the Malones have been directly involved with the development of Max and Tony and now they are focused on Taylor for some reason. This man used his teaching days to infiltrate the north and manipulate the minds of the youth and remove any needed targets for the Horseman who are the ones really puling the strings it seems. Why are they so invested in Max, Tony, Taylor and Jet….I need to look into this further.
Jeffery Copper (Pong): Holy Shit this is a new one…well sort off. He is part of the Steel Legion thats new at least, otherwise he is a Horseman, Harbinger and former member of the 401st during the years of 2005 to 2010. He directly mentored Young Max and called him cousin, he directed Max into computer technology and programming and than groomed him for a life of crime before Max would understand his fate as a runner. Pong is a fully trained combat decker and one of the scariest SOB’s to walk on the planets surface. He has no scruples and his moral compass was sold to Wilhuff and Binary decades earlier, his known history is all screwed up and his timeline makes zero sense but what expect from the masters of confusion and deception….the Horseman aren’t known for their honesty now. Simply avoid Pong at all costs for he could be far worse than we understand seeing that he has been trained by the Horseman directly.
Thomas Kissinger (Gargoyle): Well I kinda figured this one out, the Gargoyle didn’t hide his lightsaber and he is a total terror to behold in combat. This man has mastered so many martial arts that he needed to create new ones to study as the world had no more for him to master. He is the Supreme Leader of the Crystal Dragons, the guardian of his little bitch Jet and his queer nancy boy T.J, he has taken little Max under his wing as his new son-in-law and he works with the Wolf Pack have I missed anything….oh yes he serves in the Tennessee Elite, US Elite and Seattle PD anything else well yes he is FUCKING KINGSMAN!!! Thanks Devil Yates for that bit of intel, This man once hunted his now son-in-law Maximilian Yates and now they are as thick as thieves, Gargoyle has really taken to having an actual son unlike his bitch boy nephew that he adopted. This man is not one to ever engage seeing he has mastered ancient and lost adept powers….for crying out loud he really can sink your battleship by snapping his fingers, snipe planes out of the sky and cut tanks in half or punch them and they simply crush like a tin can. If he served in the 401st its unknown but assumed and this man is evil incarnate so best to avoid this short southern bastard. The True Demure will pay 1,000,000 credits for the heads of his little bitches so they can join his wife in the grave and maybe he will simply commit suicide from the grief…and we will be free of the Gargoyle for good.
Haywood Boston (Halo): Well this man is no beginner within this order…Hell none of them are, they are all hardened killers that have a serious chip on their shoulder. Haywood is not different this man has been exploiting our weaknesses for decades and helping genocide the elves too boot. This racist bastard runs the National Security Agency and has been since Herbert Meisner was ousted…surprised I’m Not!! Halo works directly for Colonial and by his presence in the Rough Riders he salutes General Ralph Rivers as well, he calls Wilhuff boss man and has been part of STAGE 5 for decades, he has been keeping close eye on his bosses friends Maximilian Yates, Andrew Yates, Jet Kissinger, Anthony DiCane, and Taylor Greenspan. Halo has played an integral part in the play that is the rebels hostile takeover of the UCAS and helped drive the final nail in the coffin for the Tir’s attempted reclaiming of their ancestral land within England, Scotland and Whales this man is a drug addict and unpredictable do to his addiction so best to avoid Halo or you be will be simply a statistic to the master of statistics.
Caldwell McDougall (Numbers): His name is Numbers and this man is a true mathematician and master of statistics, he serves numerous orders and fought within the Battle for England in 2018 so be warned he is seriously no slouch in battle. They call him numbers simply cause everything can be calculated and rendered to simple numbers, he see’s those that stand in his path as nothing more than an equation that he must solve and he is more than willing to turn his targets into nothing more than a simple statistic. So when it comes to this killer simply steer clear and remember that he has already broken you down to nothing but numbers and won’t think twice about dividing you down to your prime and than deal with the fractions he leaves behind.
Ilesh Gunner (Apache): Here is one that surprised me, he is part of the Apache Renegades and not only a member but the founder of that order. He has fought against the CAS for ages and has rendered many of their best obsolete, he fought in the Texas Uprising and added the Phoenix Elite, and the Santa Fe Ring as they engaged the natives of the Pueblo. He is family to the infamous Adolf Gunner and Brian Kindler, not to mention he has been tutoring young Anthony DiCane since he was a child in Texas. Ilesh being Native and a Wrecker simply means their racism is misguided or he might just be the token native within this order of primarily white European males…..though don’t underestimate Ilesh as he is highly trained and extremely dangerous, he willingly joined the Harbingers and US ELITE so this crazy Indian is just that fucking nuts!! He serves the white man again and this FIP old timer is once again partnered up with the legendary Pale Rider and others that once rode the west when it was wild……you have been warned, engage Ilesh and he will decorate his belt with your scalp.
Brian Gunner (Problem Solver): This is no surprise, Kindler being in the Presidents Men…..seriously anyone could have seen this one coming from a mile away. He is the best problem solver in the game, he has a drawer full of badges and a closet full of uniforms for basically every police department in the country. He can and has infiltrated the departments to clean up the mess left by his own family not to mention those he works alongside. He has even tricked officers into thinking he is within command and has overtaken many a crime scene to simply reverse the forensics, contaminate the evidence or simply turn it into a bloodbath of fallen police. Kindler is heartless, he is the best in the game and he will kill anyone that stands in the way of what the Architects call progress…….this man has been in politics served as governor, mayor and sheriff; don’t forget he is the brother of Adolf Gunner and is one of those FIP ancients that is stuck in the days of old. He has been keeping an eye on Taylor and joined the Harbingers for some reason…..I wonder why that order needs the worlds best problem solver, well they have many of the worlds best within that team……..I am looking at you Captain, Pale Rider and Big Brother.
Charles Butler (Captain): Oh Holy Hell Seriously What The Fuck!!!! Oh Captain my Captain is a Presidents Men, this shows this order has no morals and is only out to destroy and rape all of America. If you don’t know who Captain is…..what rock have you been living under the last fifty years, this man is the worlds best cleaner/eraser and assassin. He has been rubbing people out for decades and nobody is better seeing he has a very loose moral compass and a conscience that can be bought. The only thing looser than his morals are the ladies panties when Captain is around, though in all seriousness this killer is a top agent and he understands both Uptown and Downtown, he has his ears to the heartbeat of the street and travels all over the world to remove threats and tie up loose ends in neat little bows for his bosses. With Captain in this order we know understand why nobody in government is saying boo about all the legal issues with the US Elite, seeing they are all terrified of Captain or he holds some very dangerous dirt on them, either way we are all screwed this US Elite officer has already murdered in Hawaii for the Crystal Dragons and seems to have taken liking to the Harbingers so one can simply assume this man is part of the Railroad assassin order and is making shot work of all the loose ends for Ralph and John.
Wesley Burns (Burnsy): Well what do you get when you combine the worlds best problem solver with the worlds best eraser/cleaner…..well you get the man known as Burnsy or as others have taken to call him Multi-Tool; this man is the best the world has ever seen at his job and his job is burning people. He is the direct hand of the bosses and the man dispatched when they need to erase one of there own, this man is FIP and serves countless orders, he has all of our contacts new and old very nervous and is on Mr. Smith’s direct hitlist. Burnsy here wields multiple weapons with ease and is not afraid to simply charge the enemy if needed, he will fight up close or he will stay at range and remove his targets with his trusty rifle. I seriously am terrified of this madman, he hunts the predators and does so with ease, to call him the ultimate Mandalorian warrior is an understatement (see the writings of Silver Sword) and to think he doesn’t choose his sabre first…..it’s harpoon gun, chain spear thing, glowing staff and than sabre; those that have angered the bosses of the Presidents Men or Post Office need to worry about the man called Burn Notice.
Dr. Abbot Malone (Warrant): This one is another that hunts those that have upset the bosses, those that have become enemies of the state and those that have once been within the professional and secret orders. Warrant works for one man within these orders and answers only to Wilhuff Palpatine so keep that one close to your chest, if Death Warrant is dispatched…..well you really pissed off the King of Kings the Boss of the Bosses, and the one man that actual runs the rebellion. Warrant is heartless and as cold as liquid nitrogen just like Shelby and Sid, this Malone won’t think twice about sending a target to the grave and framing an innocent sucker to be hanged for his crimes. Warrant might be the hunter of the specialized, but this man is basically dispatched to remove, erase and eradicate problems for the rebellion and his handler Wilhuff Palpatine…..again let that sink in for a minute.
Dwight Schwartz (Giggles): The son of Mr. Moxy and the governor of Michigan is within this order…..big surprise really, this man is a total machine of ferocity just like his father. He has an award winning smile and has been spinning the same garbage for decades. He is a total politician so he can’t be trusted, he commands Michigan’s many premilitary groups and serves within the Detroit Wild Cats, not to forget that he is a Horsemen so again this bastard can’t be trusted. The Presidents Men have carefully placed their loyal servants all over the country and they are simply waiting for the order to come in from Director Palpatine to engage and strike the final blow to our fragile system and thrust us into a dictatorship with Wilhuff at the helm…..Giggles serves the New World Order and don’t think this laughing jackal is just a politician in a cheap suit, he is the real deal in battle and has proved it numerous times; he is the total package, and one commander and governor that is not afraid to jump head first into battle or simply intimidate an entire mob of armed insurrectionists into surrendering, you have been warned this man is also called Warhead and for damned good reason; don’t he is the son of Mr. Moxy and nephew of Danger.
Avery Webster (Mariner): The man they call the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) is also the mayor of Providence Rhode Island
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