26/01/2075 – 29/01/2075 WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED ON THE CONFEDERATE AMERICAN STATES
For whom the bell tolls, well it tolls for all the lives lost during the four days of fighting that started just outside Hopkinsville Kentucky as the first shots of the Third Civil War were fired at just past 3:00 Pm as the nation was rejoicing in the awards of now Sargent Taylor Greenspan and thrusting the McKeen Presidency into one of a war time presidency and the worst of all wars a Civil War. Though in all actuality this is a war between two desperate nations on the same continent; but for all Americans this is yet the South versus the North and as brother once again kills brother it will be all Americans that pay the ultimate price.
This comes at a time when the UCAS Senate has taken the jaunting task of auditing the military records from times long gone to award proper dues to those of the Federal Immortality Project (FIP) and yet again those same retired veterans will once again throw themselves into action to defend liberty and democracy as their nation once again calls on their ages of experience and dedication. Many of the FIP soldiers are serving within the United States Elite as officers and trainers and in this reporters opinion it will take an act of congress to keep those FIP officers away from the battlefields.
From initial accounting this seemed to be nothing more than an incursion from the UCAS Loyalist Military Remnants and would be defended by the Kentucky Freedom Fighters and Tennessee Elite commanded by General Holiday Enfield and Colonel Dwight Enfield of the Kentucky Freedom Fighters and Generals Emmett Bird and Tullius Kissinger of the Tennessee Elite. The two militant orders prepared a defensive line and waited to thwart the enemy within the Kentucky Common Wealth; though what was to come would change the tides as the Confederate Forces would begin marching through Tennessee towards the Kentucky Line in an attempt to invade the UCAS held territory; the Tennessee Elite forces within the state commanded by Colonel Herman Plato would stand as a deterrent and slow the approaching forces but do little else as they were greatly outnumbered as over 30,000+ soldiers, armour units and heavy guns would converge with the just under 3,000 Tennessee Elite just outside Clarksville Tennessee; the fighting would last for many hours but eventually Colonel Plato would be overrun and forced to retreat with the twenty or so wounded and surviving men, the Tennessee Elite would give the Confederate Forces under the Command of General Edward Davis and General Dale Lee hell and prove that one simply doesn’t mess with Tennessee though in the end the numbers would be to great and they would be overtaken and forced to retreat.
Within Hopkinsville the fighting between the Loyalists and Freedom Fighters would grow in intensity as it grew ever closer to the city limits with the Oklahoma Elite under the command of General Marvin Jackson would enter from the western line to aid the Kentucky Freedom Fighters with over five thousand men and the Virginian Elite Cavalry commanded by General Lowell Townsend would emerge from the East to aid their Kentucky allies; though in a turn of events when the Confederate Forces breached the Kentucky boarder they would be initially engaged by the Oklahoma and Virginia Elite; further adding to the chaos of war Confederates fighting Confederates. Things would grow more complicated as the George 1st Elite Division of nearly 5,000 men commanded by General Orson White would engage the Davis forces from the south and as well from within Hopkinsville.
It seems as if even the Confederate states don’t agree with the invasion and are willing to take up arms against their own and as the first day of fighting raged on many more military units would arrive to lend aid to the Kentucky Freedom Fighters and Elite forces with nearly 12 thousand of the Southern Cross Division of the US Elite, the remaining 401st, 82nd, and 51st as well as the Fathers of Armageddon entering the fray; the Rough Riders, Harbour Masters, Sons of Odin, and remaining Texas Elite would enter the conflict just before dusk on the 26th of January 2075 with the Sea Wolves shoring up the air with their air division and the Crimson Bloods entering from the near by rivers.
By the time the sunset on the 26th the city of Hopkinsville was under siege and the war was raging on; the Rough Riders and Colonists where attempting to aid in the evacuation of the cities civilians and just before the Confederate Forces deployed the chemical bombs of Chlorine and Agent Orange just over three thousand civilians had been ushered to safety by the Tennessee Elite, Rough Riders, Harbour Masters and Colonists; once the chemical warfare began any further rescue attempts would be thwarted. Though that didn’t stop General Tullius Kissinger from risking life and limb in breaking formation to continue to rescue civilians from the gas attacks; another 300 civilians owe their lives to General Tullius Kissinger and the Tennessee Elite that sacrificed themselves to save the innocent citizens.
From witness accounts and drone footage shows the resisting forces tried to keep the fighting to the outskirts and outlying regions but the invading forces pushed the fight directly into the civilian location and even going as far as to wear civilian attire in an attempt to discredit the Freedom Fighters and Elite further. We have camera footage showing the UCAS Loyalist Forces out of uniform and in civilian dress charging the city. The Confederate guns and planes would continue to drop chlorine bombs throughout the conflict in an attempt to bring a quick end to resistance though do to the quick thinking of the commanders and General Ralph Rivers the soldiers would be properly equipped with anti-chemical equipment thus allowing for the fight to continue on. The US Elite would send soldiers into the fight just after 8 Pm and the UCAS Army, Marine Corps and Air Force would lend aid as well; from what I saw before being wounded it was terrifying but heartwarming to see Confederate and UCAS fighting together, though this is war and this was truly hell on earth and I now fully understand what Dover Barton, Wilhuff Palpatine and Reverdy Jamestown went through and described and to that I am truly horrified.
General Tullius Kissinger would show that he is a true hero as he would command his men from the front sword in hand and fighting against all odds; he would continue to go back and forth pulling men out of danger and putting them in the trucks and choppers to be sent back to the medical units that had been set up many miles away. General Kissinger would be wounded early on in the engagement and even through life threatening wounds he pushed on commanding and rescuing the wounded; his division of nearly 3,000 men would eventually succumb to the chemical strikes and General Tullius Kissinger is presumed dead but we are still receiving the confirmations of death. General Kissinger is a proud veteran of both the Korean and Vietnam Wars, a highly decorated Seattle Police Captain, a General of the US Elite and Tennessee Elite and father and grandfather. If he has fallen he will be truly missed as he is a true American Hero and Patriot, my prayers go out for his survival and for his family that must be living in fear of his fate.
Just after dark the Confederate Allies the False Deaths Hand would drop multiple fuel air bombs onto the Kentucky City of Madisonville setting the city ablaze and seemingly unopposed their bombers would attempt to escape till Son Of Odin member General Saul Livingston of the Air Division would enter the fray with his thousands of combat drones and bring the False Hand to it’s knees and shot down the bombers, but the damage had been done till the weather shifted and as the heaven opened and the rains poured down to keep the countryside from burning. The city of Madisonville would not be so lucky as it would be engulfed in flames and the once proud city would be left in ruins and as of the writing of this article 20,000 of its citizens would be considered casualties of war rescue agencies from the Sons of Liberty, UCAS Military, and Kentucky Freedom Fighters are still fighting the fires and sifting through the ruins looking for survivors.
General Adolf Gunner would be in command of both the Phoenix Elite, US Southern Cross Elite Special Action Division of just over 2 thousand men that were fighting on the Kentucky Boarder holding firm against the Confederate Reinforcements; this fight would be the linchpin in making sure the city of Hopkinsville would hold till the forth day when the resistance forces retreating after multiple days of continued fighting and chemical strikes. General Gunner is presumed dead as well as his line would be broken and fall late on day three allowing the confederate forces to enter Kentucky and apply the final nail in the coffin for the defending forces. Are hearts go out to General Gunner and hope that he managed to escape but seeing that he was scene as well fighting with his men and commanding from the front just before a fuel air bomb from the confederate forces would be dropped just behind their location and systematically break their line……I will say the Phoenix Elite are not to trifled with, as they held firm against 40,000 men for three days and cut their numbers down to just under 10 thousand before being defeated; seriously they where just over 2,000 men as Phoenix had lent a division of it’s special forces to the US Elite’s Southern Cross Division; General Gunner I am praying that you survived as we need you now more than ever before.
Over the four days of fighting many thousands would be killed on both sides and many others are presumed dead, though their actions, bravery and heroism won’t be forgotten as drones witnessed and recorded the heroic deeds of General Tudor Yates, Major Wilhuff Palpatine, Captain Dover Davis, Director Rusty Rutherford, General Albert Schwartz, Florida Governor Wesley Taffer, Colonel Sherman Finesilver, Senator Maximilian Yates, Senator George Eaton and General Reverdy Jamestown; sadly all whom are presumed dead as they were fighting within the heart of the Hopkinsville Massacre and had been overtaken by the confederate forces late on the forth day of fighting hours before the surrender and retreat orders would be given.
In the skies above would be the Louisianan 501st Air Ships of the Cajun Cavalry commanded by Fleet Admiral Shelby Malone as he would take command of the entire air battle after the death of General Travis James of the USAF. The 501st Air Support would be eventually defeated and forced to retreat by the combined might of the CAS Air Force and the Loyalist Air Force with the Sea Wolves being forced to retreat after loosing nearly 90% of the fighters early on in the engagement. The Crimson Bloods river defence would be defeated when the Arkansas CAS Armour would bombard the ships and waterways, leaving the Bloods no form of escape and eventually sinking the twelve river ships sent to the location.
President Oliver McKeen would officially declare war on Saturday the 26th at 4:00 Pm and Congress would vote through unanimous consent on Sunday the 27th at 1:00 Am thus officially thrusting the UCAS into war with the Confederate American States. Senators Maximilian Yates, George Eaton, Harvard Little, Nelson Rodger, Franklin Little, Union Blunt and Majority Leader Bail Canterbury would be recalled to service and find themselves deep within the Kentucky Defence; all the senators are presumed dead and missing in action as the according to Confederate reports they have executed all military survivors through either hanging or firing squad we are still awaiting the reports from General Enfield, General Ralph Rivers, General Fitzgerald and General Kingsbury regarding the survivors and their condition.
Reports from the Medical Line’s MASH Units are as well not good as Colonel Wilbur Gravel the Commanding Officer of the 76th Medical Corps of the US Elite would report that they were under attack early on and would loose nearly 50% of their Mobile Hospitals and Battalion Aid Stations leaving the remainder to be under heavy stress as the wounded came flooding in over taxing the already over stressed medical stations; Gravel recalls that he was wounded early on and it would bring him back to 2018 when he served with the 401st during the Battle of the Irish Sea as he was forced to shove a tube in his side to inflate his lung and and bring out of retirement the dreaded stick. He stated that as the enemy pounded their location the corpsmen would give the enemy hell as they tried to save as many lives as they could. Though having been blitzkrieged initially it took till reinforcements arrived to push the enemy out of the camp, though even under heavy fire the doctors and nurses pushed on through meatball surgeries and only when given no other option would the medical staff take up arms against the enemy.
He stated that their oxygen tanks, medical supply tents and operating tent where the primary targets and he recalled that even as he had his hands deep in one patient trying to remove shrapnel and sew up torn veins he kept his side arm on the table of tools prepared to fire if needed; and sadly he said he needed to open fire within the operating room as the enemy stormed in and started shooting. He felt one bullet enter his shoulder and another tear into his knee but the worst was the shrapnel from the oxygen tank that embedded deep in his side; from a prone position he returned fire and so did the other doctors and nurses. Dr. Gravel stated that fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me and after the Irish Sea he made certain that his staff understood that they all needed to be prepared to return fire to defend the wounded as the enemy doesn’t seem to care about the articles of war.
He feared for the other units and hoped that the staff would come out okay but understood this is war and every soldier and doctor understands that anyone can be killed in action. For the 76th Medical Corps of the US Elite this would be their first combat action and from what Colonel Gravel saw this was going to be hell when even the MASH units aren’t safe. We have Corpsmen and sidearms, we are not a truly armed camp and hence we are off limits as are sidearms and Corpsmen are for protection from wildlife not enemy soldiers and yet thats just what they had to do…..kill and make more work for themselves as the enemy soldiers would now become patients.
Dr. Apples, Dr. Swan and Dr, Rivers would arrive with a few surviving members from their fallen MASH units with additional supplies to lend aid as well the US Elite and Missouri Elite would arrive to shore up the numbers and help push the enemy out of the camp though the damage had been already done as many of the doctors and nurses where now among the wounded and 82nd Veteran Russel Bookman would take up the roll of head Chaplin and between aiding in surgeries he would deliver last rites to the fallen. Field Promoted now Colonel Bookman once again would state that was grateful the toxic Chlorine, Agent Orange and Sarin Gas would mostly stay north of there location or no one would have survived yet he fears that the toxic fumes of the Agent Orange and Chlorine bombs that where dropped near their location will end up having lasting affects on the medical staff and wounded for decades to come as he recalled his time with the 82nd and the Battle of London in 2018.
Colonel Gravel stated that he will be preparing a list of the fallen for the Funeral Division as soon as he returns to the Waterways Military Compound; He notes that Colonel Fredrick Moseley has already begun to prepare the initial records and that his heart goes out to all the civilians and soldiers that were lost do to the chemical and firebomb attacks; stating that dying to a bullet, explosion or blade is expected in war but chemical attacks are outlawed for a reason and this is now the forth time in his lifetime that he has been exposed and attacked with chemical agents though he does state that Agent Orange does count and hence Vietnam and Korea make six but four of them where before it was illegal and since it has been at the Irish Sea and now state side; he truly hopes that something is done quickly to end the use of weapons of mass destruction or millions of innocent lives might be lost during this conflict making this conflict the bloodiest in history even surpassing the Battle of the Somme in 1916 and the Inishmore Invasion of 2018 in total causalities and devastation.
Colonel Gravel as well stated that as the fight entered it’s third day they were running dangerously low on medical supplies and with the supply choppers and trucks being destroyed by the confederate and loyalist forces they would have to resort to extreme measures to save as many lives as they could; this included the return of the dreaded burning stick, tearing uniforms for thread, field transfusions, using moonshine and heated knives for surgery. He is deeply sorry for any solider that had to endure life saving surgery through these archaic medical practices; he stated that when they ran out of morphine and anaesthesia things went from bad to worse. He also remarked that any conscious soldier was alerted of the shortage and was told they would either have to endure minor surgery through a local, the pain of the stick or surgery without anaesthesia; many would tell the doctors to do whatever they could seeing even the staff was the walking dead and Colonel Gravel was once again becoming grey and Dr. Swan barley able to stand yet continuing on…..the dedication and drive of the medical staff through their life threatening wounds would be all the moral the soldiers needed through their civil war (1861 – 1865) field surgeries. War time field hospitals must do what they can with what supplies they have to save lives and even though the medical staff was not thrilled to resort to these old fashioned tactics the lives they saved make up for the moral objections caused by the Loyalists and Confederate forces assaulting the medical camps and destroying the supplies and supply lines.
The entire engagement on the Kentucky Tennessee Boarder would last from January 26th and end on January 29th at high noon with the resistance and UCAS forces retreating with many units surrendering to the Confederates. The opening volley of the Civil War of 2075 would end with a Confederate Victory, though according to General Rivers the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs the UCAS has far more to give and this battle will become a battle cry for further engagements and a warning of just how far the Confederate forces are wiling to go and come hell or high water once the war is over and we have those southern bastards surrendering once again justice will be served to all those that commuted war crimes. He stated that the battle of Kentucky might have been lost but the Confederates are in for a rude awakening as the war is not over and the UCAS will strike hard and strike fast.
He as well stated that even though they lost at Hopkinsville and Madisonville, they were victories at the Battle of Houston with the aid of General Drexel Field and the Apache Renegades; and the prisoners of that battle will be treated fairly and given a proper trial before punishment is handed out, in hopes to show the confederate commanders that all prisoners of war be treated equally and fairly. The Aztlan Forces that were aiding General Edward Davis had been defeated by the quick thinking of the combined might of General Excalibur Milton of Old Mexico, The Phoenix Elite, Apache Renegades, and an unknown militia unit within the southern regions of the California Free State commanded by General Johnathan Winters. The Battle of the Baja would last three days and leave the Aztlan and Confederate Forces retreating back into mainland Aztlan. Though those forces would be cut off by the Santa Fe Ring and Colonel Walter Young and the Texas First; the Pueblo Guard would march alongside the Phoenix First and push the retreating forces to the Gulf of California where the confederates would eventually be forced to surrender or be butchered. Over three hundred Confederate and Aztlan soldiers would be captured and bringing an end to the western front, the prisoners would be taken into custody by the Phoenix First and one good thing would come from this engagement is that Santa Fe would be given its sovereignty from the Pueblo Nation and talks of reunification within the UCAS have begun between Arizona, New Mexico and Nevada.
General Rivers also reports that the Confederate and Klan forces attempted to storm Las Vegas on January 27th and the fighting would begin both at the gates to city and within the walls of Las Vegas. Though this would be quickly dealt with by the Las Vegas Elite, the Las Vegas Security Forces and the Sin City Riders that took to the streets and under the command of General Phillip Conrad would restore order within Las Vegas Provence by the days end on January 28th and the fighting outside with the aid of the Outlaws Five, Regulators and Cowboys From Hell would come to a close a few hours later with all confederate forces being killed and those that retreated into the deserts were left to be hunted down by the Apache Renegades.
Generals Conrad (Las Vegas), Gunner (Apache), Caprio (Santa Fe), Milton (Old Mexico), and Colonel Young (Texas) would state that they might have been victories this time but the Confederates and Aztlan forces will recoup and try again and next time they will surly use chemical agents and attack our cities directly we must all be vigilant and prepared for the next round of fighting as this war will rage on for many more months if not years; we can’t get cocky and we must be prepared for the long haul the Confederates have sleeper cells throughout the UCAS, NAN and CFS so this is only day one and never underestimate the Klu Klux Clan and the radical fascists within the UCAS that will take it on themselves to strike at the heart of the Freedom Party and the forward thinking citizens of the UCAS.
According to General Kingsbury agents of the Loyalists, Klan and Confederates would attempt to siege the Common Wealth on January 28th at 9:00 PM and would be meet with a swift and great resistance as the fascists would be repelled and defeated but not without great loss and damage to many of the towns within the Common Wealth as they deployed chemical agents General Kingsbury stated that he has already begun the rescue and clean up of the contaminated regions and has expanded his military presence in the region. The Common Wealth was able to capture one hundred of the enemy and have brought them to an undisclosed location to be interrogated and face a military tribunal for their crimes and use of weapons of mass destruction.
Lansing Michigan would as well erupt in chaos as the Klu Klux Klan would attempt to siege the governors mansion to capture and hang Michigan Governor Dwight Schwartz the Klan attacked the grounds of the estate with 200 men at noon on the 27th of January and would learn a valuable lesson “DON’T MESS WITH A FATHER OF ARMAGEDDON!!” Governor Schwartz was having lunch with Albert Malone, Dr, Harvey Cannon, Ben Palpatine and Kentucky Schwartz when the Klan stormed the citadel and over powered the security forces outside and upon entering the mansion they were met by the combined might of the Stormriders and Horsemen needless to say with the added aid of the Michigan Elite and Detroit War Cats the attack would be met with a quick retaliation and once the smoke cleared over seventy five Klansman laid dead in the main hall with the rest laying down their arms and surrendering to the man they came to execute. Governor Schwartz stated that his lunch was not a social one and was a tactical war meeting to discuss Michigan’s role in the war and what forces they could spare to lend to the UCAS Military from their Elite Forces and Militia Units.
Governor Schwartz stated that he has already deployed the National Guard throughout the state to aid any uprisings that might have been sparked from confederate sleeper cells and the UCAS Generals in Michigan had already deployed two battalions of soldiers to the Kentucky and Common Wealth Fronts his heart goes out to all the lives stolen in the Kentucky and Common Wealth fronts from the use of chlorine and agent orange and he hopes this war will come to a quick conclusion so the nation can begin to heal. Though he stated openly that Michigan will not tolerate any UCAS Loyalist Forces, Confederate Forces and Klan members and they will be dealt with swiftly and brutally. Come to Michigan and you will be buried in within Michigan soil and to those that are already within our beloved state you will quickly learn why I am called the Lion Heart and I will purge my state of your stain once and for all. I am offering all Confederate, Klan and Loyalists one and only one opportunity to lay down your weapons and surrender yourself to the National Guard before I send out the War Cats, Death Riders and Hellions to hunt you like game; UCAS Loyalists you have been warned to stay the Hell Out of Michigan and now you must pay the piper.
The city of Lansing would erupt in protest to the Klan’s attack on there beloved Governor and the citizens would storm the streets with weapons being engaged by the racists of the Klan, and a new threat as armed members of the “Real Nazi Order” would rear its ugly head as Lansing would erupt in chaos as the militant and free thinking Michiganders would bring the fight directly to the racists and fascists. Governor Schwartz would deploy the Lansing chapters of the Hellions, War Cats and Death Riders into the city as well authorise the Cities police force to take lethal action against the Klan, Nazi’s and any Loyalists that partake in the violent riot. As of the writing of this article Lansing is still in chaos but between the citizenry, police and militia units they are confident that city will once again be at peace soon and be able to rebuild and heal.
General Mukasey of the Death Riders reports that they have already sniffed out multiple Nazi camps within the Michigan wilderness and with the aid of the Sioux Wildcat Outcasts they will be able to locate further and bring them to justice. Michigan is for freemen and women and racism, bigotry and fascism have no place in a civilised society. Governor Schwartz has authorised the states Night Riders to begin hunting for the enemy and to show no mercy to anyone who dares wear a swastika, they put my father in a concentration camp during the second world war and they exterminated over six million Jews and many of those where our old country family members or friends of family……..NEVER AGAIN…THIS ENDS NOW!!!
In this reporters opinion the new Nazi threat choose the wrong state to emerge and reveal their ugly head, Governor Schwartz is not a man to reckon with as he doesn’t hold the niceties of the other commanders and also……holy hell I didn’t know the Schwartz family was Jewish though it makes sense Schwartz……okay I see it now. Well I guess General Schwartz, his brother Kentucky and his son are all FIP and they will remember the Holocaust like it was yesterday, so yup the Nazi threat choose poorly as Governor Schwartz will not be merciful to them in anyway shape or form; as of the writing of this article the Governor has decreed a State of Emergency and has closed the boarders as well issuing a curfew of 8 PM for all citizens (though his reporter feels that he will ignore the citizens actually aiding in the defence of his state). The curfew was put in place to keep the citizens safe from the incoming conflicts and yet he fully understands that Michiganders don’t take kindly to any form of government infringement on their liberties so he stated please try for your own safety to stay indoors from 8 pm till 5 am and leave the fighting to the Militia Units, National Guard and Police Agencies.
Newly elected Chief Robin Rodger of the Sioux Nation has extended his boarder patrol and Wildcats to Michigan as an offer of peace between the two regions in hopes that the Sioux Nation could once again be welcomed into the UCAS and her people into the great state of Michigan. Governor Schwartz accepted the aid as a show of friendship with their native brothers, Chief Robin Rodger stated that his father was part of the FIP and served within the Second World War and fought to prevent and stop the Nazi Threat and he can’t dishonour his father by sitting on his hands and allowing that plague to exists once more; Chief Rodger is yet another of the Native American Nation Chiefs to align itself with the UCAS and the Sons of Liberty in hopes to bring peace and unification between the people.
As of the writing of this article Chief Rodger and Governor Schwartz have begun discussions and Sioux Guard have entered Michigan to shore up the states militia and state defence against the impeding threat; their Wildcats are aiding the Outcasts, and Death Riders as they scour the wilderness for the Nazi threat. For the first time since the Great Tragedy of 2018 the Wildcats and Wildcat Outcasts are working together alongside the Sons of Liberty a sight that no one ever saw coming or happening; with a common enemy and a olive branch extended the two leaders shared the pipe of peace and Dwight Schwartz was welcomed into the Sioux Tribe as a warrior of honour and Chief Rodger was granted citizenship of Michigan. The Chief is expected to meet with President McKeen on the 30th of January alongside the Pueblo Nation Chief William Redcorn to offer their aid and willingness to rejoin the United States as we are all Americans and children of the Mother and Great Spirit states Chief William Redcorn of the Pueblo Nation.
The Tribal Council Chief William Redcorn that as well represents the Pueblo Nation and now Sioux Nation Chief Robin Rodger have both agreed to rejoin with the United States and follow the same accord that Redcorn agreed to with President Welsh; both nations will surrender any and all criminals of the Great Tragedy. It seems that war makes strange bedfellows and the once prideful Sioux Nation is willing to return to the UCAS and eventually the United States, more negotiations will of course be struck between the President and the chiefs on the 30th as being direct allies with the Sioux will aid the UCAS greatly in this trying time. White House Chief of Staff Charles Butler sends his thanks to Michigan Governor Dwight Schwartz for opening diplomatic relations with the Sioux and accepting the offer of peace and kinship with the once warring regions. Charles Butler stated that this is just the start and we have allot of work to do to begin the healing between the Native American Nations and the United Canadian American States but he is hopeful that this is just the beginning and do to the work of former Sioux boarder agent John Graycrow in early 2074 the healing can truly begin as the truth has been heard loud and clear.
As of the writing of this article the Quebec Nation has closed its boarders and warns all UCAS and NAN citizens that they are not welcome and will be shot dead at the boarder if the try to cross over into Quebec. The remainder of the Native Council has turned against Chief Rodger and Chief Redcorn after loosing most of the Salish-Shidhe nation earlier this year and now most if not all of the Pueblo Nation and now the Sioux Nation they are openly upset that the White Devil is being rewarded for their ruthless aggression since the Great Ghost Dance and they should be butchered and not rewarded; luckily for the UCAS the people of those nations are happy with the unification and the end to the hostilities thanks to the teachings of John Graycrow.
With the new allies and the nation healing through the tide of war the confederate forces will be in for a nasty surprise as the Native Forces aid the UCAS in this conflict; the return of the Nazi Party is terrifying but trust that the nations militarise, law enforcement agencies and militia units will be able to rout out the parasite before it takes hold and corrupts us fully. Though with the confederates dug in deep throughout North America we can only hope the Nazi Party hasn’t aligned with the Klan or the Confederates but that must always be a threat on everyone’s mind and I pray for our President during these trying times and hope that God protects us all.
In further news according to a report from Assistant Director Alva Palpatine of I-Corps before he left to fight in the Kentucky Front with the 82nd Airborne all 21 of them; his report indicated that the UCAS Loyalists have multiple interment and death camps throughout the UCAS and CAS hidden within plain sight and along old rail lines that where once thought to be defunct. He states that these camps can house close to a thousand citizens and execute through guillotine 600 citizens an hour and I-Corps has located 26 camps throughout the region and the 27th camp that was already in operation within Kansas has been liberated by the special forces of I-Corps. Reports from Captain Montgomery Hilliard indicate that the camp was a straight death camp and when they arrived in the early morning hours on the 28th they found a waiting fright train fully loaded with citizens from the UCAS, CAS and NAN being guarded by members of the Nazi Party and Confederates. When they entered they were disturbed by the sight of five mechanical guillotines that where beheading the prisoners quickly the citizens where forced into lines and under heavy guard and shackles and when the bench lifted up they pushed the next victim onto it and lowered them into place for a quick decapitation and their bodies disposed of below in the camps basement where the remains were cremated.
Hilliard recalls the gruesome sight and how it deeply affected him, he knew that he and his team needed to move quickly to secure the location and kill or capture the guards and officers while trying to spare as many citizens as they could. Captain Hilliard, Yale Yates, Franklin Walter, Crawford Sturgis and Statler Cannon would engage the enemy deploying stealth tactics they were able to subdue and capture many of the guards and officers; killing only the ones by the trains to the chaos from the scared citizens exposing their location by mistake. The highly trained I-Corps Agents quickly dispatched the guards and managed to rescue the remainder of the citizens, they are saddened to state that twelve innocent lives where lost by the guillotines before they could shut the power off to the camp.
Captain Hilliard states that much of what they uncovered is highly classified yet will be helpful in shutting down the other camps and locating the ones they have yet to locate. I-Corps stated that they are not sitting on this information and with the aid of allies they have been targeting the other camps in hopes they can spare as many lives as possible; according to Alva Palpatine these death camps are not in the easiest locations to reach undetected and now that the war has broke out this is going to be even harder. He warns all citizens of North America to stay clear of train yards and if anyone offers you safety ask where they plan to take you and if it’s near any known train yard or station avoid and get to safety. All official relocation’s for safety will be within the city or town you reside and it will be a recorded bunker or shelter, all relocation officers will be clearly marked and identifiable through their uniform, markings and helmets; when in doubt ask the relocation officer for his or her identification never open the door to anyone without first seeing their badge and identification for your life could be in jeopardy.
Well I was wrong above earlier when I stated that I hoped the Nazi’s weren’t working alongside the Confederates as it seems they are all part of Edward Davis’s forces and all share the similar ideology and thats to purge the nation of the undesirables and political threats. Seeing according to Texas Reporter Jack Bing the Confederate Congress restored and legalised slavery of anyone that is not a white male non catholic christian; if you are white and catholic you are able to be sold as a slave in the confederacy, and according to Jack Bing the bill as well has amendment that removes all rights of women and restores them to property of their fathers, or husbands; or the eldest male of the family if unmarried or the father has passed away. He states that this bill was signed into law just hours before acting President Jefferson Jones was assassinated. Jack Bing also reports that President Jones signed into law through executive order the outlawing of hermetic and shamanic magics, all non Christian evangelical religions, homosexuality, cyber and bio implants for non military and law enforcement personnel, and the ownership of property by any Non Preferred Citizen; thus allowing for the government to seize owned property of those deemed Non Preferred. He states that the Congress of Richmond approved the orders and they would become the law of the land as Jefferson Jones bled out in his office.
According to Jack Bing he is sickened by the thought of these orders being legal and law within his beloved Texas and he a once proud Texan is embarrassed for his own state and country; how can than allow themselves to fall so far and do so with cheers and applause, we fought a war to separate ourselves from the Treaty of Denver yet they are less than a hundred years later spitting on the graves of those brave men and spitting in the face of those that still live; to welcome tyranny, an authoritarian fascist regime and laws that make the Treaty of Denver look like the United States’s Bill of Rights. I am outraged and this will not stand, I am only thankful we are still holding an election this year and god help us if anyone other than the Freedom Party wins or we might be thrust deeper into war and even after it’s over we are all stuck with these hateful and tyrannical laws. I offer my apology to the native people for my actions in the hostilities after the Great Tragedy of 2018 seeing that you have offered peace and my people are now doing this shit…..UN FUCKING ACCEPTABLE!!!
Written By Douglas H Mattel (UCAS Tymes War Corespondent)
29/01/2075:
This report is from Freelance Investigative Journalist Jack Bing; I stand here in the Federal District inside the Capital Building that is still seeing protests outside by Confederate Sympathisers and the people of this fair city have taken to the streets in support of their military, president and members of congress to show their unified support to the nation in this time of war. The people are separated by a line of Capital Police and Denver Guard that are here to keep the peace as the citizens of the UCAS merge on the Confederate Sympathisers. The last thing we need is a violent outburst right here in front of the Capital Building, all citizens have the right to peacefully protest but with tensions high on both side I pray for the Capital Police and Denver Guards safety as they are greatly outnumbered and they are sitting on a smouldering powder keg (I do apologise for my poor choice of words there) and one exposed match can cause great civil unrest within the streets of the Capital.
I am within Senator Maximilian Yates office as he called me here to broadcast a statement from him personally regarding the events of the past few days and to quiet the rumor of his falling within the Kentucky Front; I am as well joined by General Tullius Kissinger, General Tudor Yates, General Reverdy Jamestown, General Adolf Gunner, General Albert Schwartz, Governor Wesley Taffer, Director Rusty Rutherford, Director Wilhuff Palpatine, Captain Dover Barton, Colonel Sherman Finesilver, Fleet Admiral Shelby Malone, Senators George Eaton, Harvard Little, Union Blunt, Nelson Rodger, Bail Canterbury, and Franklin Little all men that where presumed dead at the conclusion of the Battle of Hopkinsville…….smile for the camera people; okay you can see they all look worse for wear and I have cleaned them up the best I can to not horrify you with their bloody bandages and exposed stitching but trust me here people these men are all wounded and some worse for wear. They are here to show their support and dedication to this cause, Seeing they where presumed dead and before the President sends their families their awards and General Rivers sends the funeral division to announce their passing…..I figured it would be best to show you that soldiers did survive the Kentucky Conflict, and nope these senators wont be resting in state within the capital anytime soon; though Senator Canterbury I recommended you should take a seat and Senator Rodger after this go to see the congressional doctor.
Okay Senator Yates I am all set up here and you will be live in 3,2,1………Go:
“Good Evening North America. I say North America because this goes out to each and every soldier and civilian that has just been thrust into war. The gentlemen behind me are here tonight to send out the same resounding message – we are still here. There have been reports regarding the battle, and as every soldier knows there will be components that cannot be described with words. They are feelings that resound in the bottom of our hearts and resonate through our bones. We are here tonight to tell convey to any who may have let their hearts drop into the abyss know that you are not alone.
There is a far more important war going on than what many see. The war that was started today (which at least in Kentucky where we were stationed was not a civil war) has its roots buried deep within the history of our nation and the world itself. I am proud to be standing here alongside individuals that can remember the world wars that the Nazi’s instigated. They are no doubt a core component of this war between the UCAS and the CAS. However, more importantly, there is a bigger fight going on that needs to be addressed. This battle shows the beginnings of the fight between all decent people and those who will resort to any means to kill those who they hate for no reason beyond what book they read or their physical form.
Our hearts bleed for all those who lost family or friends today just as we did. It is important that all know that it doesn’t matter whether you are in the South or the North, the NAN or Quebec, or you are in Aztlan or Old Mexico. In all places there are decent people and those people need to now rise up and help defend your individual rights and liberties as we all do. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. We will do everything in our power to keep that from happening, and it is your job to do what you can. Even the smallest action such as making a phone call to local authorities or helping your neighbors if they are in hardship matters. It doesn’t matter where you are, it is the job of all to work for the good of each other. Country, location, sex, gender, ethnicity, religion, and race don’t matter in this. I implore you to work towards the best of everyone.
Though I could go on for some time, I will keep this short as all those here have wounds that need time to heal and have much to do before the next battle. What we will convey is that we here will fight until our last dying breath, and that even if we die the spirit of justice, truth, and liberty will never die. I wish you all a safe evening, and to our colleagues in the Senate; see you tomorrow. There is work to do.”
<<<Senator Maximilian Yates (F Seattle Independent) Live from his office at 11:45 PM on January 29th 2075>>>
Thank you Gentleman and seriously Rodger see the doctor……oh hell someone call medical——cut, cut, cut..
Live broadcast end.
I want to thank Senator Yates for his inspiring words and his dedication, looks like we have another Speaker Neely here as Senator Yates should be seeing medical and not speaking on the floor in the morning. Well the same goes for them all, but seriously I want to express my deepest thanks to these brave men and for allowing Jack Bing to have the exclusive and bring you this breaking news live and first.
Jack Bing – Freelance Journalist
21/02/2075:
Oh my god my dudes! You are never going to believe the shit that I saw! Get this, my buddies and I are at my one friend’s Bar Mitzvah. They rented out half a hotel alongside a wedding – which is a side event to crash in our minds. Didn’t have a clue that someone was gonna crash it first, but I’ll get to that in a minute. We do the thing with the little hats and eat a bunch of food. The ceremony goes pretty well, and then all the smart people grab a gal and head upstairs. They have this floor blocked off – perfect privacy! Usually the roof is the goto, but its fucking cold here in February! We got the bottle going. We nabbed some of the wine from downstairs (side note – bar mitzvah wine is terrible for getting drunk). Finish the Israeli sweet tea (my name for that shit) and spin that sucker. We figured we could have some fun, and then put the floors worth of empty rooms to good use. Well, we are half-way through the bottle when we start hearing crashing around the hallways. We ignore it – figured its probably just some of the wedding people with the same idea, our parents are so oblivious. Anyway, the wedding people were fuckin loud, but it didn’t really matter. We heard them say hunters a few times, but I guess some people are into roleplay – I’ve seen it on the matrix and it looks creepy.
Anyway, we keep doing our own thing getting ready to go grab a room and all the sudden these two dickbags in gray jumpsuits kick in the door. Now, I don’t mean jumpsuits like a jogger. Or like a fashion icon for that matter. No – full on fucking ghostbusters. These two have backpacks made out of metal and a weird gun thingy that they were holding. Anyway, nothing makes you go soft like getting caught and the chick freaking so we run downstairs before they can say much. As we are going there are these crazy gouges in the hallways everywhere. Again, just ignored it. Needed to find a new room – priorities first!
So downstairs we head and we find a great room. It’s sneaky as shit – just a janitor closet. But the thing is huge and it looks like they probably store tables and shit in it, but since there are two events going on the room is empty with just some dividers. We grab a couple of the cuties from the wedding and head on in. We pair up and start having a good time. Wedding booze beats Israeli Sweet Tea every day! Then another one of those jumpsuit assholes break in the door and start yelling again. We run and on the way out it is fucking unreal! I swear I wasn’t smoking or on anything other than some booze. There were ghosts running around and these assholes are literally shooting them with what looks like plasma!!! They, like, double team one pair of ghosts. I mean, full on shooting from two angles and lower it into what I swear was a trap! What was most unnerving is they were shouting at each other, but instead of handles or names they just kept yelling asshole #1 or asshole #4 the whole damn time. They moved like professionals, but two of them had terrible aim. They pointed it at the ghost, but the beam just went all over the place. We got the fuck out of dodge.
Now that the whole place is losing its shit we run outside to find our parents and family. The we see it. I looked out and saw a black van parked, but I swear after I blinked it became the ambulance from the movie. Lights and everything. These assholes (self-named I might add) were so cocky that they were playing the theme from the goddamned movie out of their van and from what must have been speakers on their backpacks. Then they came out shaking their heads. Got in the van and left.
Now I know this sounds fucking retarded, but I swear it happened. I saw some of the video from the news and its accurate as shit (you can see me running in one of the shots with my face blurred). This is nuts but its fucking true. If you see these people get a selfie, but get the hell away from them after. I wish I’d taken a pic…
02/03/2075:
Attention Citizens Of Seattle
It has been a long time since the free press has been able to post on this board, we have been silenced by the authorities within the Mayor’s Office as well as those within the Krieghoff Family. I will now update you on what has been going on since our last official update way back in early February 2075, well first I figure we start with the most pressing matters at hand; the sudden increased violence within the Sovereign City State of Seattle.
On the First of March 2075 war would once again rage deep within the UCAS and throughout Seattle; no I am not speaking of the ongoing Civil War and Rise of the Third Reich…..nope this time it’s a power grab by the infamous Krieghoff Family and their lust for power. Our once beloved mayor Mortimer Krieghoff junior would decree that his family is and will be the one true ruler of the City State of Seattle and remove itself from it’s alliance with the Jamestown Family.
Late on the First of March 2075 the Krieghoffs would send assassins to the Federal District remove Jamestown Family Godfather sitting UCAS President Oliver Jamestown Sr, Vice President August Prichard, Speaker of the House Warren Mitchell, Senate President Bail Canterbury and Secretary of State Jamie Gunner. The Krieghoff assassins would nearly succeed with their ambush attack on the Jamestowns and the UCAS top ranking political leaders of the Freedom Party.
At the faithful hour of 9:00 pm on March 1st 2075 while Oliver Jamestown, August Prichard, Warren Mitchell, Bail Canterbury sat in a meeting with Loyalist Party Members Sarah Lockean (House Minority Leader PA), Nelson Rodger (Senate Minority Whip MT), and Luis Howard (Senate Minority Leader WV) Krieghoff assassins swarmed the Oval Office after infiltrating as members of the Secret Service and opened fire on our elected officials. President Oliver Jamestown was hit multiple times within his armoured vest with one round finding it’s home in the Presidents chest, August Prichard would suffer multiple gunshots to his lower spine, left hip and buttocks, Warren Mitchell would be hit with a grazing bullet in the head that would damage known cyber implants rendering the Speaker of the House unconscious, Bail Canterbury would be riddled with bullets, Secretary of State Jamie Gunner would be shot in the chest, leg and have two bullets graze his head and neck, Senate Minority Whip Nelson Rodger would be shot numerous times within the legs, and chest with one bullet tearing through his right hand.
Loyalist Party Minority Leader Sarah Lockean and Senate Minority Leader Luis Howard would escape without injury, before the secret service on scene could react Secretary Jamie Gunner, Vice President August Prichard, and Senators Canterbury and Rodger would draw their concealed sidearms and return fire killing the six Krieghoff assassins within the Oval Office……they say cyber doesn’t give old people an advantage; well those career politicians out gunned and out moved highly trained law enforcement officers (Who’s protecting Who here?). All the wounded leaders where rushed to emergency medical within the White House and than transferred to Walter Reed Medical Centre for continued treatment and emergency surgery.
At 10:00 pm on the 1st Secretary of State Jamie Gunner was sworn in as acting President of the United Canadian American States while Oliver, August, Warren and Bail would undergo surgery for their wounds. Secretary of State Gunner simply refused medical treatment and stitched his own wounds as he was being sworn in. UCAS Attorney General David Branch would order the detainment of Leaders Lockean and Howard under suspicion of foul play. At the same time as the attack within the Oval Office was transpiring a separate but related attack would take place within the Pentagon, leaving the Secretary of Defence Woodrow McDaniels severely wounded; though the attack on the Pentagon would end with a shoot out between Acting Secretary of the Army General Bailey Georgetown and US Elite I-Corps Special Director Arthur Rummy holding the line and protecting the downed Woodrow McDaniels.
According to video records Rummy and Georgetown would hold the line and fend off the Krieghoff assassins long before the Pentagons security forces would arrive. Within the Capital itself Capital Police Captain Stanley Rodgers and Congressional Sargent of Arms Herschel Grant would deploy over 100 law enforcement officers to secure the UCAS Capital causing an ensuing firefight with members of the Krieghoff Guard, Militant Activists and members of Edward Davis’s Third Reich. The ensuing chaos at the Capital would leave 25 Law Enforcement Officers dead and many more wounded, while leaving countless dead on the other side, once we have the official numbers it will be posted here.
Meanwhile over at the Waterways Military Compound the home of the US Elite within Seattle the Krieghoff Forces reinforced by the Deaths Hand under the direction of Mary Church would begin to assault the compound and the city. During the assault Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs and Commander of the US Elite General Ralph Rivers, his Executive Officer Lieutenant General Johnathan White and General Rivers pet Jackknife would be betrayed by General Richter Krieghoff and find themselves on the wrong end of a firing squad. The three are reported to be alive but in critical condition, with the US Elite command falling directly into the hands of 67th Stormrider and US Elite General Adolf Gunner; reports indicate that Adolf Gunner was wounded in the skirmish as well but was able to fend off the Krieghoff assault and secure the upper floors of the US Elite Administration Building; Harbinger Asteroid would secure the bases digital database and lock down it’s grid fending off a multi prong digital attack with the help of Horsemen Jefferey Copper, I-Corps Special Agent Arthur Swanson, I-Corps Special Agent Arthur Murdock and I-Corps Special Agent Kevin O’Donnell.
We in the UCAS owe those three men and General Gunner our thanks and prayers as they made certain that the enemy didn’t gain access to sensitive government documents and troop information. Further injured would be Colonel Wilbur Gravel MD, Colonel Sherman Finesilver MD, Captain NJ Rivers MD, Lieutenant Colonel Roy Apples MD, and Major Andy Swan MD who would end up the first to be gunned down when the 76th Medical Corps was assaulted; those old FIP Doctors would refuse to go down without a fight and would teach the Krieghoff’s and Deaths Hand a valuable lesson don’t screw with a veteran of the Inishmore Invasion of 2018. While to old vets fended off the deadly assault and protected their patients bullets would tear through the medical corps, sadly for the wounded doctors this wasn’t there first rodeo with being assaulted in a hospital.
Reports indicate that Mayor Mortimer Krieghoff jr would be on a video call with I-Corps Executive Director Wilhuff Palpatine, when Mayor Krieghoff would order the assault on the 76th Medical Division and let the Director witness the might of the Krieghoff and Deaths Hand alliance. Dr. Sherman Finesilver would be the first to be gunned down and according to reports and the recorded video image, Director Palpatine would raise his hand and point his thumb and index finger at the mayor and he would begin chocking and with a quick creation of a fist on Palpatines end the mayor would fall dead with a broken neck and crushed larynx.
Fighting would intensify within the Waterways Complex for the next 24 hours and by 1800 hours it would seem all would be lost as the base would be bombarded from the air, and land. Colonel Norman Patton of Fort Lewis would send reinforcements to the Waterways Compound early in the fighting, and even with the aid from Patton it seemed futile till the arrival of the allies from the Southwest Trinity. General Nero Caprio and the Santa Fe Ring, Santa Fe Elite, and the Phoenix Guard would push the pendulum back in the favour of our boys and girls within the US Elite.
Moral would be at an all time low early in the fighting till the arrival of General Tudor Yates, Special Director Montgomery Hilliard, Senator Maximilian Yates, Captain Anthony DiCane, Sargent Taylor Greenspan, and Retired Hawaiian President Charles Belmont would arrive on the scene after being shot down outside the city while returning from a funeral for the mother of Deputy Marshall Logan Jamestown’s mother. The arrival of the beloved Pale Rider and the Brothers Four would begin to turn the tides of the battle, though it would take the combined might of Dover Barton, Reverdy Jamestown, Rusty Rutherford and Belfast Ghost Commander Robert Churchill to hold the line until the Santa Fe Ring would arrive.
According to reports from the front Special Director Dover Barton would become a true nightmare for the enemy as he ignited his dual bladed Presidents Men sabre and charged the enemy lines absorbing numerous amounts of enemy fire; he is reported to have become a whirlwind of death, doom and destruction cutting down the enemy dozens at a time. Hilliard would be scene charging the enemy with a glowing hatchet and whip, performing acts of dexterity and martial prowess normally left for the silver screen and CGI. The arrival of the Horsemen would be a welcomed sight for the Elite and strike fear into the hearts of the Krieghoffs……I personally feel it would be the Horsemen that would turn the tides of the battle and not the Southwest Trinity.
Meanwhile within the city limits the motorcycle gang and members of the Santa Fe Ring the Regulators would brutally ambush and gun down multiple Krieghoff Guards and members of the Krieghoff family as the fled Lynnwood for the Judicial District. Billy the Kid and company would butcher in a hail of bullets Victoria Krieghoff, Olivia Krieghoff, Roy Krieghoff, Grace Krieghoff and Warren Krieghoff. Back at the base the US Elite forces would be able to say they witnessed Horror Squad Dog of War Voorhees in action and not have to fear for their own survival as he wadded into the fray cutting down the enemy ad tearing them limb from limb……seriously how evil do the Krieghoffs have to be for Voorhees to be considered a good guy.
Throughout the chaos many thousands lay dead and much of the base was demolished from the Deaths Hands ambush bombardment from it’s HYDRA missile system. The 76th Medical Corps would suffer great damage and many causalities as the military hospital would become the first target of the HYDRA system, with following strikes hitting the supply depot, barracks and motor pool. The 76th Medical Corps has yet to release the names of those killed in action, though the hero’s of the fight would be the Waterways and Harbingers wall security detail as its snipers and marksmen would hold the advancing Krieghoff/Deaths Hand forces at bay with aid from the Ruination (Former Denver Guard).
Come 9:00 pm on the 2nd of March the combined forces of the Krieghoffs and Deaths Hand would surrender to the US Elite and Southwest Trinity with many of the Deaths Hand Red Guard attempting to suicide themselves to kill further US Elite screaming “Down with the Technocracy and Wilhuff Palpatine!” What could have sparked the fighting in the first place, well that is still under investigation but the current working theory is that Mayor Krieghoff was manipulated by Mary Church into believing the conspiracy theory about the Technocracy and how they are working to enslave the world and keep us fast asleep and under their thumb…..Hog Wash I say, this Technocracy crap is simply crap; their is zero viable evidence of their existence besides the ramblings of lunatics on the matrix.
City Senator Reginald Winters would pay with his life in an attempt to bring documents to the US Elite, Governor Franklin Quinn would be spared a painful bullet for the second time as he would be ushered into a panic room within the governors mansion along with his wife Francis. We sit here and wait for further information to be released regarding the assault and with fighting still underway in many districts this Krieghoff Coup is far from over. According to reports from within the Waterways not all members of the Krieghoff family are behind the attack and they themselves had to fend off attacks from their own kin. US Elite Supply Officer Brady Krieghoff, US Elite Brigadier General Hector Krieghoff, CEO Charles Krieghoff of Vector Arms and Armour, and Krieghoff Youths Walter and Henry Krieghoff of the Despicables would take up arms against their own family to defend themselves and friends from the deadly assault. All other members of the Krieghoff Family are to be considered enemies of the state.
Now for the most important part of the Krieghoff Coup, it seems that they moved the Howitzer out of hiding for this event for Mortimer Krieghoff the Third to seize control of the city during the ensuing chaos. The Howitzer didn’t take kindly to his family members being killed and the people of Seattle taking up arms against his family and in a final act of defiance and power he would decree that he himself was the cities Mayor, Governor, President and Lord and Liege; he would decree openly that the citizens of Seattle would be punished for the treachery of Wilhuff Palpatine, Maximilian Yates, Anthony DiCane and openly call for their heads and the heart of Anthony DiCane. He would accuse Wilhuff for the murder of his elder brother Mortimer Jr, and push all the punishment onto the people.
The Howitzer would order the shutting down of water, power and pipelines to multiple cities and towns within King County including Lynnwood, Waterside, Riverside, Bowery, Hillside, Edge River, Mapleside and Cascade Falls. He would announce openly that the people would be forced to pay the new increased survival tax as well as aid in funding the continued war against the Technocracy. According to the multiple sources the Bank of the UCAS, Emerald Bank, JP Diamond Bank and the Orbital accounts would be hit with multiple cyber attacks from the Krieghoff/Deaths Hand combined might and steal billions from the citizens accounts thus rendering the people bankrupt in a blink.
These actions lead the people to begin protesting and rioting within the streets demanding the very public executions of Wilhuff Palpatine, Maximilian Yates, and Anthony DiCane to appease the overlords of the Krieghoffs in hopes to restore law and order. The people would begin protesting shortly after the Howitzer would make his open decree, though according to my contacts and fellow reporters they would find native tomahawks and knives driven into walls throughout multiple districts all with the blades buried into the pictures of members of the Krieghoff family and UCAS Loyalist Faction members faces.
The city is under siege and it seems that the people are divided over the issues and upset over the theft of their life savings, many are screaming they are no one’s slave as the cities newest dictator demands the people obey the new faction and obey his every demand or more violence and punishments will be dolled out. This is a time we need a hero more than ever and we the people of King County are calling out for the Pale Rider and Invincible One to lead us to yet another victory; we need the Pale Rider now more than ever before and as the people suffer under the new regime they all are praying that the Pale Rider and Invincible One will ride in on their mighty steeds and show the people that true heroes still exist.
02/03/2075:
Now for the news from around the nation….well we are still within a multi front war with the Confederate and Nazi forces of Edward Davis still pose a real threat to the UCAS and her allies within the Southern States. Southern General Rodger Douglas the newly appointed Chief of the Southern Justice Division a newly created unified military division that has absorbed the forces of the once regional Generals and Governors to serve the Confederacy unified has lead to major confusion within the ranks as the soldiers remain divided between loyalty to their states governor and general or their love for Dixie Land.
Floridan Governor and CAS Vice Presidential candidate Wesley Taffer long standing member of both the Horsemen and Rogue One has returned to his home state to lead his Florida Gators in defence against the Confederate Nationalists; Taffer would emerge the battlefield within his old USA Cavalry Regalia and lead multiple battalions towards Jacksonville where the Nationalist forces would be seizing control of Fort Stonewall in an attempt to usurp power over the progressive governor. Taffer would fight valiantly from March 1st through early this morning on the 3rd, in what many would say would be a most certain defeat General Taffer would emerge victorious over the Nationalists within Florida and crush those raciest’s like a bug. Though not without great loss and personal injury as Taffer would have to be carried off the battlefield and sent to medical as he was in critical but stable condition; reports indicate that Wesley Taffer commanded from the front and lead the charge with his sabre drawn and officers side arm he fought tirelessly for nearly 72 hours before collapsing from his injuries and exhaustion………well he truly is one of the Original Bad Asses!
The entirety of North America is behind you General Taffer and are praying for your speedy recovery; the same can be said for the multiple conflicts within Louisiana being commanded by Shelby Malone with Edwin Malone taking the helm to defend the northern boarders from the Nationalist forces; this was the same throughout the Confederacy as military that has been beaten down and exhausted through continued fighting and abuse from Edward Davis; the CAS Congressional Orders of the New National Military would fail in many states before it would truly begin as the US Elite Southern Cross Division would take direct action against the those that dare to obey the new dictate.
By the writing of this article the CAS National Military would be relegated to the state of Arkansas within the cities of Little Rock and West Memphis; they would begin to dig in and prepare for a direct assault from the Confederate Rebels……ironic isn’t it. Though the Nationalist movement might be on its way out the door and heading to an early grave, the confederate forces still loyal to Edward Davis are great and they have been reinforced by Edwards KKK and Third Reich thus remaining a serious threat to national security; according to reports the Krieghoff family has as allied with Edward and the rogue Confederate Forces, they continue to engage the UCAS, Rebels and fellow Confederates throughout the south, and boarder states.
02/03/2075:
<<Breaking News>>
According to reports coming in from Arkansas the joint forces of the Florida Gators, Louisiana 501st, and the Kentucky Freedom Fighters have begun their final advance onto the CAS Nationalist Forces within Little Rock while the Tennessee Elite advance on the Nationalist Forces within West Memphis. The advancing forces heading into Little Rock are being commanded by none other than General Wesley Taffer……how is he still moving let alone out of medical, while the Tennessee Elite are being commanded by General Tullius Kissinger as the storm the boarder and head straight towards West Memphis being backed up by the Mississippi Vipers.
According to sources within Little Rock General Taffer began his march forward with a steady bombardment of rockets into the city with a steady stream of Floridian First Air Defence bombers unloading hundreds of bombs into the city directly targeting the regions controlled by the Nationalist Forces. According to General Taffer he decreed openly “This Nationalist Movement Ends Here and Ends Now!” He has been heard comparing the CAS Nationalists to the Nazi party and the US Fascists that tried to over throw democracy and install a dictator back during the Great Tragedy.
The South couldn’t have asked for a better commander and someone who has their best interests at heart, General Taffer normally scene as a man of diplomacy and someone pulled in multiple directions; has grabbed the bull by the horns and regardless of personal injury he leads his men into what might be his last stand against an enemy he never could have dreamed of…..his fellow Confederates and with a heavy heart he states that Edwards vain attempt to further divide the nation ends on this day and he will lead his men through the maw of hell and emerge victorious. As of the writing of this article General Taffer and General Kissinger’s forces have just breached the cities limits and fighting has become intense with brutal and bloody old fashioned warfare has rolled into the Little Rock and West Memphis.
I will keep you all updated on the events within Arkansas as more information becomes available. Seriously how is General Taffer still standing, he needed to be carried off the Jacksonville Battlefield on a stretcher and not even a day latter he is back in the saddle and charging enemy fire once again…..Those Confederate Cavalry Men are truly the best the world has ever scene; my thoughts and prayers are with General Taffer and if he survives this engagement he has truly secured my vote for Yates/Taffer as he truly is the Heart, Voice and Soul of the Confederate South and a Hero we have long needed and wanted.
Written By: Jackson Holmes
04/03/2075:
Citizens of the UCAS it’s time to bring you the news from the weekend, hold onto to your neon transformers cause this is going be a bumpy ride.
As of the writing of this article the fighting within Little Rock and West Memphis Arkansas rages on with little sign of the conflict coming to an end. General Taffer continues to lead the charge into Little Rock alongside his Floridian Gators a unit that seemed to have been outnumbered and outgunned compared to the unified forces of the Confederate Nationals, though what the Gators lack in numbers they make up for in sheer ferocity. General Taffers second in command Colonel Cora Webster arrived within Little Rock late into the fighting on the 3rd of March 2075, Cora’s forces add well needed reinforcements to the already battered Gators and allow for some breathing room for the badly wounded General to regroup and refocus his dwindling numbers.
Colonel Webster’s Regiment brings a well needed fresh 2,000 troops to the battered Division of Floridian Gators, many of whom have been fighting since Jacksonville with little time to recoup after crushing the loyalists within the states capital. Colonel Webster herself is nothing to scoff at seeing this member of the Brotherhood has left many within the Son’s of Odin speechless including nightmares like Ragnarock and Juggernaut. Once Cora’s 401st Lighting Troopers arrived within the fray the skyline would erupt from her signature high velocity red plasma thrower, the lighting troopers all equipped with plasma throwers would begin to overwhelm and overpower the Nationals within Little Rock and for the first time it would seem to give the Gators an advantage.
National forces spooked and panicked from the arrival of the Lightning Troopers would break rank and begin to retreat straight into the heart of Taffers Gators, within a few short moments the National forces of the Confederacy would be cut to ribbons as Taffers Gators would unleash hellfire upon them. This all seemed to be part of General Taffer’s plan and as of the writing of this article it seems to be working as Taffers airborne and armour divisions are making quick work of the enemy forces and peppering the city as the Nationalists retreat deeper into the city in an attempt to regroup.
Reports from the front state that Taffer’s Gators have begun to move deeper into the city and have been helping citizens evacuate, it is also reported that General Taffer has given the order to unleash the “Jaws of Justice” onto the city of Little Rock and to simply flatten the city and rebuild if necessary; General Taffer has as well given an edict “If Regional General/Governor Atticus Downs surrenders to the Florida Gators peacefully, he will spare the city and the remainder of the Confederate Nationals.” the edict also states that if he doesn’t surrender and order his men to lay down their arms, he will be forced to unleash the “Jaws of Justice” onto the city and “May God have mercy on their souls.”
As of the writing of this article the Arkansas General has yet to surrender and has continued to press the offensive, the 124th Arkansas Panthers have been reinforced by the local chapter of the Klu Klux Klan and Edward Davis’s Third Reich; so it seems that surrender is nothing more than a pipe dream and will force Horsemen and Rogue One General Taffer to make good on his promise to flatten Little Rock. I can state that at least the Gators and Lighting Troopers are trying to evacuate the citizens, though I do hope they are vetting the refuges prior to moving them or this can be nothing more than a Trojan Horse scheme…..though I feel Taffer is smarter than that and has thought ahead to that possibility.
I await further information to come from Little Rock and to eventually learn what the “Jaws of Justice” actually is and coming from a Horsemen I am very concerned seeing their catch phrase is “You won’t be able to miss it.” We are lucky the Horsemen have taken the reigns and have emerged from the shadows to lead men into battle against tyranny.
Meanwhile down in West Memphis things are going badly for the Tennessee Elite as the numbers of Nationalists greatly outnumber the Tennessee Elite and Mississippi Vipers, General Kissinger and Major General Johnathan Albert are facing odds that seem greatly unmatched as the Nationalists have been reinforced by both the Klan and the Third Reich while an entire regiment of Tennessee Nationalists move in from the boarder under direct orders from the Southern States Commander Rodger Douglas with direct orders to crush the rebel scum and restore order to the Confederate South and return it to the image of there dear leader Edward Davis.
While in Little Rock it seems to be going well for the rebels, though within West Memphis the rebels are loosing numbers faster than they can gain ground. General Tullius Kissinger simply refuses to retreat and has taken direct to the front lines and is personally leading the charge with sword in hand. Vipers commander General Albert has taken to the left flank and the two men dredge forward with their loyal and brave men at their side; as of the writing of this article the Battle of West Memphis is slow going and in my professional opinion it is all but lost for the rebels, though it seems that Kissinger and Albert are more than willing to lay there lives down for the preservation of liberty and freedom as they refuse to relent and allow the Nationalists to simply claim victory.
According to my sources the Battle of West Memphis will soon become a toss up, even though I feel that Kissinger and Albert will eventually succumb to their wounds and won’t see the end of the battle before reinforcements arrive. General Enfield of the Kentucky Freedom Fighters should be within the battle adding a division of Kentucky Rebels to the fray, Enfield is being backed up by Major General Brooks Mansfield and his Regiment of Kentucky 1st Cavalry Rangers; this will bring nearly 5,000 more able bodies to the already battered forces of the Tennessee Elite and Mississippi Vipers that have been pounded by the confederate guns buried deep within the city of West Memphis.
To make matters worse for the rebels though is the Missouri 9th Infantry Division has been spotted to be in route to both Little Rock and West Memphis Arkansas. Seems like the fighting within Arkansas will be the deciding battle for the Civil War of 2075 just like Gettysburg was the decisive battle for the original Civil War (1861 – 1865). We will simply have to wait for the dust to settle within both cities and see who emerges victories or if it’s simply a draw, though for the sake of General Tullius Kissinger a beloved Vietnam Veteran and FIP survivor all hope seems lost as the reinforcements won’t arrive in time to save many Elite and Vipers lives and I pray to the Lord above to protect those rebels for they are doing God’s work.
Alright now we have some fighting happening down in Louisiana with the superior 501st facing off against the 54th Arkansas Infantry that has crossed the boarder in an attempt to invade the State known as the Home of the Malones and well the Cajuns did not take kindly to the invaders from Arkansas coming into there state. The Battle of Arkana started early on the 2nd of March and the bloodshed has yet to be quelled as the Nationalist Infantry has collided directly with the 501st that was laying in wait for the invading Nationalists. The 501st is being commanded by non other than Grand Admiral Shelby Malone and the 501st Shock Troopers, the Cajuns have come to play as they have also dispatched the 501st Cajun Cavalry to the contested region under the command of Edwin Malone with the assistance of Gordon Meisner.
Original Reports indicated that Edwin Malone was within the Northern line fending off the invading Nationalists with Shelby Malone fighting deeper within the state. This turned out to be a false narrative as it has been confirmed that Shelby Malone is as well at the Boarder while his brother Grand General Sid Malone is commanding the forces of the 501st that are defending the Bayou state itself. This blunder in information as well seems to have affected the Arkansas Infantry as General Baxter Johnson walked straight into the ambush set by Grand Admiral Shelby Malone. According to sources near the conflict the fighting has intensified as the Texas Elite under the command of General Abbot Malone with multiple platoons of Apache Renegades have entered the fray from the west and began laying waist to the Arkansas Infantry and it’s 564th Armour Division.
The 501st Airborne Division was able to make quick work out of the Arkansas and Missouri Air Divisions while on the ground Shelby Malone has mounted heavy repeating plasma throwers that belch molten death and illuminate the nights sky while mulching the armour of the Nationalists. The Battle of Arkana will surely end with the total annihilation of the Nationalists, seeing Grand Admiral Shelby Malone, and General Abbot Malone are not known for taking prisoners; I do have to say that these Malones are seriously crazy and as well terrifying as they deploy technology that seems to be something straight out of science fiction and they have zero care for self preservation as reports indicate that both men are badly wounded and still deep within the fray.
The fighting within Louisiana seems to be all but wrapped up and will end with a decisive victory for the rebels, though as fighting in the Bayou State might seem to be all but wrapped up, the battles in Arkansas are far from over and don’t look good for the rebels there as the Nationalist Forces seem to be dug in deep and being reinforced by multiple other Arkansas divisions and other Nationalist forces from neighbouring states, though we will have to keep an eye on whats going on within the south and will report again once the smoke has cleared and God Bless our boys fighting on behalf of the people of the Confederacy.
Well my readers are you still with me or has the toils of war bored ya and you tuned out…..I thought not I told you your neon transformers would be smoking and its about to get crazier my readers; yup down right messed up and the balls on the pirates involved in this one. According to my sources up near Seattle the US Elite would aid in the capture in a Super Yacht named the “Holy Spirit” was boarded by what was thought to be pirates but turned out to be none other than a combined task force of US Elite, Horsemen and Presidents Men according to the witness testimony.
Now before you get your icons all out of wack here, this report is from the UCAS Navy and Fleet Admiral Ward O’Malley of the US Elite Naval Division. The “Holy Spirit” was a smuggling vessel for the Neon Church and contained over 100 victims of human trafficking and was coming into Seattle to sell the sexual slaves and collect further slaves from the Black Dragons….the transfer never happened as the “Holy Spirit” was assaulted by the task force and the Reverend Ivan Wilmington would meet his brutal end; Ivan was one of the high clerics for the Neon Church and would use the “Holy Spirit” to spread his deception and lure victims into the flock of the Neon Church.
The task force would breach the ship through a laser cut hole in the hull and manage to slither their way through the ships interior hull to the main deck, with only one additional stop in the ships rec room where the UCAS Navy would find 5 members of the Neon Church’s bodies shoved up within the ships interior hull…..they have yet to find the bodies within the engine room. US Elite CI Division will be conducting the autopsies but according to a preliminary from UCAS Naval Doctor Reginald Grimes ME the wounds varied and both the UCAS Navy and US Elite will be giving those involved a medal for their bravery and saving the lives of countless victims.
The vessel was found with it’s bridge destroyed and all within have been vaporised, only the ships security system tells the tale of who was in that room at the time a large anti-tank rocket slammed into the chest of Reverend Wilmington. This is where it gets very interesting my readers….seriously get a loud of this shit, an official UCAS Senate Transport Helicopter landed on the ships deck and out walked Loyalist Senator Fredrick Woods of Oklahoma along with his Chief of Staff Howard Greene and Staffer Bert Walker, the three men would met with the guards of the “Holy Spirit” and receive an escort to the bridge to meet with Reverend Ivan Wilmington where the men discussed vile acts and Senator Woods would purchase four human sex slaves for the grand total of 20 million credits as a donation to the Neon Church.
We learned of this from the redirection of the ‘Holy Spirits” communication equipment that would be than distributed to Kingsley Quinn, Wilhuff Palpatine, Leader Bail Canterbury, Alva Palpatine, and Special Director Montgomery Hilliard; through the channels provided by Colonel Jeffrey Copper. According to the recordings and further data received the Senator had been a longtime member and donates quite often to the Neon Church for their special services. Further recovered video data shows that the task force members would be under heavy fire by Russian Mercenaries when Sabretooth would take down the leader with his signature crossbow and task member unknown would deploy a unique device that produced glowing blue wards that sent the bullets every witch way but at the members of the task force.
Two men would commander the UCAS Senate Transport and one of them wold deploy a Medium Anti-Tank Weapon into the bridge while Sabretooth and the Spartan would escape via zip line into the helicopter with the other members of the Task Force where waiting. The unknown but seriously crazy pilot would lift off and avoid the enemy fighters as he managed to fly under the radar and avoid the Confederate Nationalist Navy that was waiting to ambush the incoming UCAS Navy……this is the same pilot that seriously launched a magnetic device onto a CAS fighter and jumped a CAS Battle Ship in nothing more than a raft with an outboard motor…..standard Special Forces issue raft; seriously who does than and how did it, why did it, how did it work…..I am glad he is working on the side of the UCAS cause we need more pilots and team leaders like him.
The aftermath of the death of Senator Woods has rocked the Federal District and sparked a division in his home state with those that blame the Freedom Party for framing him and than assassinating the good senator, while in DC an investigation has begun under the orders of Attorney General David Branch into the Senators connections to the Neon Church. The investigation will be a joint investigation between the Capital Police, FBI, and NSA and thats going to be one room of the nations best converging onto the truth being lead by FBI Director Wilhuff Palpatine with NSA Director Dover Barton and Chief of the Capital Police Stanley Rodgers.
Southern Cross Major General Morley Shepherd of Oklahoma has decreed that his state will fully cooperate with the federal investigation and lend whatever aid the FBI and NSA need. The US Elite CI Division has dispatched Captain Arthur Crane and Captain Sherman Willard to lead the investigation on the ground and report back to only US Elite I-Corps Special Director Montgomery Hilliard and US Elite CI Commander Officer Commander Oakley Doyle. Crane and Willard have vowed to not rest until they have uncovered the dirty secrets hidden within Senator Fredrick Woods closet, and I couldn’t think of a better team of detectives to send to Oklahoma; to aid insult to injury the US Elite Criminal Investigation Division (CI) are none other than Stamps and Hunter of the Texas Elite and seasoned homicide detectives that make bulldogs look tame.
Yup Texas is within Oklahoma now and looking for evidence related to the senators criminal actions and anyone that could be associated with the senator. Once the information was leaked about Senator Woods involvement in the Neon Church and his use of slaves for nefarious purposes both the House and Senate would vote in a total bipartisan vote to unanimously remove Fredrick Woods from his seat and remove any and all government benefits. This would happen in a early morning emergency session on March 4th and now the ball is within Governor Morley Shepherd to nominate and send a replacement to DC to fill the now vacant seat of Fredrick Woods.
Many citizens would report that throughout the 3rd and 4th of March of 2075 the Matrix System would have moments of a power surge where downloads and matrix travel would become far easier for only a few seconds…….Matrix Scholars are baffled by the event and fear this might lead to further digital interference in the future.
US Elite CI would be dispatched to multiple homes within the Waterways Military Compound and the Greater Seattle Metro District to follow up on concerns of get this cinnamon poisoning. Seems the old cinnamon challenge is back and has become popular among the cities youth to prove their worth and meddle. Okay before I continue, I must state that please nobody perform this challenge, this is not a joke and this is not a game, this challenge will kill you……it’s far more lethal than charging into an HRM bar with an “I love Elves” sign around your neck; at least the HRM will kill you quickly and maybe without pain.
This situation would be brought to the attention of the US Elite CI Division by Doctor Kyle Finesilver MD as he discovered it while on rounds within the US Elite Emergency Department. Patient Information is being withheld at this moment as it is considered an ongoing investigation; CI being short staffed do to the recent attempted invasion of the Waterways has handed the case to Colonel Benjamin Mathews and Captain Douglas Howell to find the others involved in the recent challenge attempt. Captain Howell has issued a statement “Citizens of Seattle please heed my warning, the Cinnamon Challenge is not a game, it is suicide; the body will begin to die the second you ingest the tablespoon of the lethal spice. Raw cinnamon will send your body into a frenzy of dehydration and trick your brain into drinking endless water to quench your thirst……the issue is children you are not actually dehydrating and the human or meta body can dry drown as you can drink to much water, trying to hydrate will simply cause you to over hydrate and then death is most certain. Please do not swallow raw ground cinnamon, don’t be stupid to be cool, cause it’s not cool if your dead.”
Colonel Mathews would add “I know you are all bored do to the war and being forced to obey a city wide curfew, but this is not the time to partake in any of the prewar challenges such as the Tide Challenge, the Outlet Challenge, the Bleach Challenge, or the 48 Hour Challenge these are all dangerous and can be lethal so please simply be patient and soon life will return to normal.” The US Elite spokesman Kevin O’Donnell would release a public statement in the light of these challenges stating that the US Elite’s Teen Centre will remain open throughout the curfew for the children and teenagers of the US Elite to enjoy. Put down the pocket secretary and pick up a ping pong paddle and become famous as the best in your age group this Tuesday at the first ever Ping Pong Tournament; prizes will be awarded and many more activities will be added in the coming days and weeks…..if Ping Pong is not your thing, maybe a sock hop and soda social can spark your interest.
Reverend Carroll of the US Elite Chaplin Core has issued his own statement that the chapel will remain open for all those in need of spiritual aid and healing, we will as well be starting an interfaith youth fellowship to help guide the youth towards a life of morality. Please don’t partake in these or other matrix or prewar challenges, these are dangerous and can kill you; please if you find yourself needing attention or popularity come to the chapel and join the choir, the youth fellowship or simply volunteer within the US Elite Hospital, Chapel, or the Commissary you can be a true inspiration to your fellow youths and I hope to see you all at the Sock Hop….come see me for ideas on how to dress and behave at such an event; oh sock hops and soda socials take me back, such fun we all had and I bet you all will be making memories like I did.
Written By: Fair Play Media
03/07/75 <- The Right Way in the CAS
Okay – and holy fucking crap. I need a drink – waiter Mountain Dew! Yes I know the street is covered in chocolate, I don’t care! Ugh, have to move. Hold on… <temporary static> … ok I’m home. Hope I can get this up before Black Death finds me, I am SOOOOO happy I follow runners or this would have made no sense. In fact, would have thought I was hallucinating. Now I know my video only shows like, half the faces of this group, but you gotta believe me! The explosion down here that they are probably going to blame on the UCAS or the Nazis or something – well, they would only be half right (sort of) I guess – but it isn’t whoever it is they are going to say it was! Yes, I’m fine mom – I’m recording. Go to the next room – you will see it on TV anyway!!!
Alright, let me start from the beginning now that I have caught my breath, and quieted down before my dad pulls the plug on the router. Hey, newspapers – I’m interested in a job if you see this! Oh wait, I can’t post that here or the Technocracy will find me. Or worse the X-Men!!!! Wait wait wait, back to the beginning. <slurping sound> So here’s what happened about 26 minutes ago as of this posting.
I’m minding my own business at an A&W restaurant eating a 3/9 burger – way better than the 3/12 burger CrapDonalds offers or the 6/26 from Burger “King” (my teacher showed me that one, fuck the old US was a bunch of idiots) – when all the sudden out of nowhere we all heard a big *pop*. I turn around and the bacon drops out of my mouth while my jaw hits the floor. Dude, it was the Coven and the Hunters! Now I don’t know what kind of magic they have, cause my video doesn’t show squat on a bunch of them, but the whole goddamn roster (with a few additions) were there. I mean the whole gamut! The Pale Rider, Captain, Helsing, Bravo, Bilbo, Jersey Devil, Burnsy, Chronic, Wastelander (didn’t know he was a hunter), Edison (ditto), Shelby (double ditto), Sandman (triple ditto), Vorhees (what the fuck ditto – seriously I saw it and I don’t believe it), Nile, Set, Buster, Slasher, Evil, Voodoo, Cremate, Wrecker, AND Necronomicon. Let me repeat that shit – Former President Belmont, Senator Yates, Marshal Rutherford, and Director Hilliard were with them!!!! You can’t see them (or a few others) and I think its cause Yates yelled “quickly – decoy boxes” and they all hit something on their sides before I started capturing my footage, but I guess that’s a hunter thing cause the Coven is there bright as day. I guess that means Sandman, Edison, Shelby, and Voorhees are Coven then (still seriously what the fuck – Voorhees?!).
Backtrack – gotta breathe – ok. So they literally “pop” in and the copter is in the middle of firing two missiles. Now I don’t know much about munitions, but they went boom so I’m gonna guess they were naval rounds. I don’t know why, but they shot the local fireworks factory. Thank god dad is ok, but some minor burns. The factory goes up and it lights the chocolate factory next door. I never thought I would be driving through lava cake… I have a newfound respect for that town in England that had the marshmallow debacle from the coven. Though at least chocolate when it hardens will be easy to clean. Fluff is just terribly sticky… Damnit, stupid ADD.
The interesting part, the part that has me wigged, is what Wastelander was holding onto. Dude – vampires are fucking real. I’m not talking the Vitas vampires – I studied them last year in parabio at high school. No – he was holding one with a STAKE through its chest and it was being singed by the sunlight. When it wasn’t dying to sunlight Bilbo decided to crack a chain whip at its head. You would think that would kill it – but nope! It just spewed ACIDIC BLOOD that melted into the concrete. Not moving, CAUSE IT WAS STAKED, but still alive – or unlive. Not sure what the proper terminology is – time go reread Dracula. Now I know what you are thinking – that must be photoshop. But dude listen! I didn’t photoshop shit!!! I didn’t need to! And think – you have a bunch of lightsaber-wielding president’s men there and they choose to use wood and whips! That’s a sign!!!
It started getting extra weird (as if it wasn’t already) when they started referring to each other as citizens. It almost felt like they didn’t know where they were, of course, that’s insane. Maybe they realized they forgot their disguises. Doesn’t make sense since they were the ones that uncloaked – maybe they didn’t expect their generators to fail. Dunno – but holy shit it was funny. Apparently, Wastelander goes by Rocket Man too since, get this, he has a jetpack! Did I mention they looked like Star Wars characters! The government has similar stuff to Mandalorians!!! Seriously, ”citizen 1” aka Wastelander grabbed the vamp, activated his jetpack, flew him up like a shot put, and hurled him so everyone else could kill it. It would have been funny since he buried himself in the concrete, but EVERYONE fired. Holy crap does the deep state have some weird weapons!!! Man, that one body made enough gore for like, several dozen people! You wanna know why nobody can find it – look at the video! The sunlight vaporizes it! Seriously – vampires are real! When the gore hit Set literally went “Ok – now it’s a Coven operation”. Then they argued whether blowing up the fireworks factory was a Hunter move or a Coven move. What is wrong with these people?!
Now, that’s already fucked, but it gets worse. You have to believe me on this – and you can see it in the film. The hunters are Ghostbusters! Look at the trap next to jersey Devil! Not only is it bouncing, but they told it to take a nap. And the duct tape they used to close it was apparently “American made Bitch” according to Bilbo and Jersey Devil and I guess that means something to ghosts? Anyway, whatever they trapped didn’t seem happy as they smacked the thing. But seriously – PROTON PACKS!!! The UCAS has the Ghostbusters on their side! Who am I gonna call? Them!
Ok, I gotta get this up quick before I get found by Black Death (Lousianna ain’t far from here), but as I was running back home something occurred to me. The only government that has a clue about this shit is the UCAS. Hawaii had Captain for a while, but they foolishly let him go. The UCAS has the director of the NSA and a Senator alongside a few members of the US Elite. We in the CAS need to get someone. I’m only 16, but if you can vote grab Yates and Taffer – I want protection against this shit. My above statement may be wrong, cause it’s obvious that England and her colonies have protection since there are a ton of Kingsman that were present (both Sword Council members and two Sargent at Arms!). You can see Edison, and there is no mistaking that damned accent! I guess Ireland does too with Sandman and Voorhees (still seriously?!). We can’t be left behind in the CAS or all hell will break loose. I for one thank these people for coming down south even though we are at war with them! Vote Hunters! Vote Coven! Vote X-Men!!!
03/07/75 <- Still the same day and the Right Way in the CAS
Ok, what the serious fuck?!@#$%^&*() You are not going to believe this shit, but I promise just like above it’s fucking true. I’m sitting here at my desk celebrating with a Mountain Dew that I’m not dead, imprisoned, or brainwashed, and all of a sudden I hear a light *pop* just like earlier. I brace for impact for what I just assume is a caramel explosion from the other factory across town (what – we make a lot of candy and celebratory stuff in Georgia, we know how to party!), but all I get is a cd on my desk with a note “from a friend”. Now, my friends don’t burn discs – that’s so 2020’s. But someone “popped” a disc onto my desk. Now, every bone in my body says “DON’T TURN ON THE COMPUTER – BLACK DEATH WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!!”, but it didn’t last time so obviously I’m special :). Oh my god, I am so happy and so sorry I put in the disc.
I’m going to do my best to recount the tape, but just like the last video, it’s posted here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ. Well, here is what was inside – in case you don’t want to watch it. I’m gonna try not to freak out until after I recount the details. I can’t believe this shit happened twice on the same day! Most of them were in town earlier!!!
We open up to someplace out in the wilds. It looked fucking weird – like a nuke had gone off or something. Must have been close to a city or town or something cause there were some lights in the background. When you zoom in you can see a poorly dressed Bilbo with a mask sitting at a campfire. Not where I last saw that man – nor where I was expecting to see him next. Doesn’t he have a debate coming… Damnit, stay focused. Anyway, he is cooking some sort of gunk in a can over a campfire when all of a sudden something spooks him. He hides, then comes out. At first, I thought I got some sort of weird old surveillance from back when the Harbingers used to do a lot of hijacking. Then the main event arrives – dude Devil Yates in the flesh just fucking appears. I know invisibility is a thing, but it’s supposed to be rare! And shouldn’t runners know how to… ah fuck it, let’s just continue.
I don’t quite understand all of it, but they talk back and forth. Devil says that “The Old Man” can’t protect him anymore and they begin bantering. Not sure what that means, must be a mole inside the FBI if the location has been found. Bilbo pulls a lightsaber (apparently he has one of those) and Devil just waves his hand a few times. First, his weapons drop, then Devil zaps him with magical lightning sending him flying. It looked like he was trying to block it with the weapon (thats a thing?!), but it clearly didn’t go well… Then another hand wave and I swear it looked like the gravity chamber from DBZ. A third-hand wave and Devil goes full Ripley on him. You can literally see his wired reflexes beginning to strangle him as he gets sent into a rock wall! He makes a comment about not dirtying his shirt, so the only hit Bilbo gets is some sort of magic to throw dirt on his shirt by pointing his finger. That’s where you can see the serpent’s eyes go red and become a slit instead of a pupil (no fuckin pun intended). If I didn’t already know he was a dragon this would have been a dead give away. Holy crap I knew dragons were real, but I never saw one angry – and hope I never do again.
Right as it looks like it’s over for our Senator out of nowhere a hook goes through Devil’s hand and Captain just appears out of what seems like thin air. Seriously, even the invisible capable can’t see the invisible. I guess thats why they use the word invisible. But then how do you…. Damnit – get on track. Back to the hook, I don’t know what it was made out of, but it pierced the dragon’s hand and definitely hurt him (to be fair stabbing my hand with a pencil hurts, but then again I’m not a dragon). This is when I first started to realize what was going on and holy shit was it a shock. I got the second X-Men encounter!!! Only this time it’s dragons, not vampires. And now I have the whole thing, not just the end (I can only imagine what I didn’t see the first time – and I DON’T WANT TO KNOW). These crazy bastards set a trap for a dragon by using one of their own as bait! That’s all kinds of illegal – aren’t they supposed to be protecting the officials? This must be against some sort of code of ethi…. Yeah, ok there are no ethics in politics so moving on.
The epic confrontation in the second movie: X-MEN vs Dragons begins and as Devil gets hooked Bilbo drops from the ledge. Then death from above rains down as Wastelander seemingly also from nowhere dives down and inserts some sort of nozzle into Devil – and boy it didn’t look pleasant. Must have been made out of the same material, because it pierced and sizzled. Looked like it was dumping some sort of chemical into the dragon and I swear the thing extended because the next thing I saw was Wastelander’s armor (yes – the same armor from earlier) crumpled from where the dragon grabbed him and that tough old bastard was buried two feet into the rock. Bilbo rushes Devil with his saber, but Chronic appears in between them. I know the write-up said he was known as the dragonslayer back in the days of old, and apparently, that was true because Devil brought up the name. Chronic said he has some sort of tricks the serpent didn’t know about and all of the sudden the dragon goes flying into the rock below the others.
Meanwhile, Monty screams “he’s not alone” and jumps with a hatchet onto what uncloaks and is now obviously Solomon Grimm!!!! A frame or so later a few small harpoons shoot into Solomon’s chest dripping with the same green goop that came from the nozzle. Yes – I had to do a lot of pauses and rewinding to catch everything – my eyes would have never caught up. Even looking frame by frame I know I missed stuff – they all moved faster than the camera could capture. Didn’t know that was possible… It seems whatever this green stuff was that they were injecting into the dragons was able to prevent them from shifting!!! Now you would think that makes it a fair fight, but I’m not so sure after what I saw. Then again, I’m not sure about anything after the last few hours – holy shit my life has gotten crazy with this crap. I hope I don’t end up hacked or some shit – I just wanna eat my burger when they reopen the restaurant…
At this point, Chronic goes to engage Devil who is seemingly held down and Bilbo goes to engage Solomon joined by Baldwin who is holding a second of those nozzle devices. This is when shit starts to get weird. Even though their shifting is suppressed it would appear their dragon breath was not. He goes to breathe point-blank. Now, I have seen videos of runners who look at a rocket or a gun and realize it’s over. I never thought I would see that on the Pale Rider, one of the kings of kings. But man, I’m pretty sure he thought he was toast. He and Baldwin drop in what seemed like not enough time, but then Bilbo lets out a scream “NO” and lightning just flies from his hand to intercept the ice beam – which in my opinion might have been a good idea BEFORE the breath attack to stop the enemy, but I’m just a civvie… It wasn’t even close enough to knock it out, but it crumpled the bottom enough for the other two to avoid a direct hit, though an emphasis on direct – they didn’t fully dodge either. When I say this is where it got weird it is because all of a sudden fucking everybody’s a caster! I know physical magicians exist, but I didn’t know the Horseman had so many! You would think they would learn other spells. If I didn’t know better I would have thought they were…. Oh god – that can’t be, but the ship…. Wait, back on track.
Silencer and Hellsing have ice crystals all over their shoulder and back. Silencer rips his own flesh to grab some sort of gun and fire it on Solomon. Bilbo runs and grabs the nozzle from Hellsing and goes to deliver the payload. Meanwhile, Captain, who seemingly disappeared drives a trench knife into Solomon’s back. Solomon screams out in pain and tosses the Invincible One like a rag doll into the wall. Then stomps on the ground unleashing some sort of sonic attack point-blank at Bilbo. The ground shakes but the New Breeder keeps his footing, gritting his teeth through the pain of the (ancient cause dragons?) magic. Solomon shifts his hand and goes to gut Bilbo, but out of nowhere Pac-Man dives in the way to eat the attack. I never thought I would see two dragons fight, but let us just say that Solomon’s claw went right through Dover. Polaroid looked at Bilbo and said finish him – and while it wasn’t the finish he did manage to stick that nozzle into the ancient western and dump the green stuff into his back. When Solomon went to throw him I was able to hear the quote “tear my flesh from bone and eat my soul I will never let go – you will not leave here”. Well, he was right – cause as Solomon tossed him like rag doll #3 he didn’t let go, but his wrists did as his hands ripped from his arms keeping the nozzle trigger pumping as he went flying screaming out in pain. Now at this point, most people would be done once they have been embedded in rock or struck by the breath of a dragon and missing limbs or having broken chests and compound fractures, but not one of them stopped. They all just kept getting up like dead men walking. Honestly, I almost hope this isn’t true because it’s terrifying. And crap, I just saw that they deleted my video above, better hurry on this before I get caught.
As Bilbo earlier left to engage the uncontrolled dragon, Devil decided to even the odds and engulf Chronic and Wastelander in his fire breath in order to remove the only threats remaining and end his would-be killers. Flame engulfs the cavern, but out of nowhere Big Brother shows up with SEVEN lightsabers active and shields the Wastelander. Chronic dives for cover all three surviving, but not without cost. Chronic is badly injured just as Wastelander is, so Big Brother takes up the fight directly. Now you would think that with one lightsaber being instant death that seven would just be overkill, but you would be wrong. The dragon simply grinned and summoned 2 ancient blades from god knows where and engaged the FBI director. He used some sort of magical shield to block most of the saber strikes as he seemingly summoned these awful, clawed, barbaric-looking beings from the ground that emerged from the stone to rend the flesh of those within reach.
Another spell would shatter Chronic’s leg into a million pieces and a blade would find its home in Willhuff’s stomach while saying “Now Darth Misama, you die”. In a desperate last-ditch attempt the Old Man unleashed the nastiest looking lightning I have ever seen of purple nature and in a near-death voice said “Now Devil, you DIE!!!”. Sensing his own death coming the dragon let out another burst of fire from his gullet, but the Wastelander quickly grabbed both of the maniacs below and got out of there before they all suffered the fate of BBQ. He had some sort of mechanical arms coming out of his pack and used them to continue firing on Devil with tri-tipped lasers as his jetpack limped away.
Now, not to be outdone, Burnsy – who at this point was still in his sniper’s position (at least someone tried to maintain distance, isn’t that dealing with a dragon 101?!) – began to learn that they are less alone than they originally thought and 6 of these giant moth/wasp motherfucker looking things with stingers dripping wet with poison begin to engage him. He starts by shooting with his rifle but quickly shows that not every caster specializes in JUST lightning as he begins to use magical ice and fire to remove the beasts. While that is occurring another Great Western Dragon would emerge to try and ambush the, fuck it I’m gonna say it, Mandalorian warrior! It would unleash both a fire and ice breath attack, both of which the Inferno would stop with his own magic, though it very obviously drained his energy. Furious at the cowardly ambush he yelled “You’re no Goro you reptilian piece of shit!” (don’t tell me Mortal Combat is real now – I don’t think I can handle it if other dimensions exist). I guess even the most powerful can run out of the will to accept the mental and physical drain of magic. He then out of nowhere drew this green-looking staff and used it to stun the beast. All looked like he would be fine, except then those nasty-looking ground creatures emerged and began to engage. He managed, at nearly the cost of his life to stay alive and put away these demons.
That said, it was not without cost for the dragon got in one final shot at eating him. Burnsy, unable to properly defend and looking intoxicated (not the fun type – and seriously who can stop a dragon from biting!!!) stopped it from consuming him by stopping its jaws with HIS BARE HANDS (I guess the answer is this guy)! Though even he knew he was at the end of his rope and requested help. I can’t believe he waited this long!!! At this point (which is happening just prior to Devil’s first volley of hellfire from his gullet) the handless Bilbo activates some sort of lightsaber gauntlet and jumps to engage the Great Western using Burnsy like a chew toy. Burnsy gives a shocking attack to keep it from biting down while Bilbo attacks its face, forcing it to back off the bite (though not without smashing him into the mountainside for his trouble) and get Burnsy out. The two regroup in the air thanks to (another!!!) jetpack. Burnsy goes to throw a grenade, but it turns out that a dragon tooth-sized hole in the palm is the perfect size for a grenade to slip through. Seeing the grenade drop from the grasp of the Inferno Bilbo pointed his jutting ulna at it and magically sent it into the dragon’s maw, blowing it asunder. Burnsy then grabbed the grenades off Bilbo’s belt (guess not having hands means you can’t exactly use them…), chucked the whole bandolier with just his fingertips (to be fair – Burnsy didn’t exactly have working hands either!) and the two began plotting while in flight. Seriously, you are both nearly dead, how are you plotting?! It should be how to get away! What is wrong with all of these people!
They hatched up a plan and told Wastelander to throw them his harpoon gun. I’m trying to stay on task here, but I feel the need to highlight that when fighting dragons on a jetpack the weapon of choice is a harpoon gun – fuck I just now realized everyone here except Mitchell, Pac-Man, and Bilbo is a Wellerman – in order to take down one of the oldest great westerns in the world!!! Back to the action Burnsy uses Bilbo’s broken arm as an arm mount and goes death from above using the lightsaber gauntlet like a bayonet! Bilbo unleashes that lightning again from his bones to engage Devil. As they are swooping down out of nowhere the Cisco Kid shows up with, I shit you not, what looks like an oversized welding tool and starts zapping the dragon. They get closer and Bilbo ups the power on the lightning (why didn’t he start at max output ?!) which starts chaining slightly to Rocky and then the most insane move I’ve ever seen occurs. Burnsy literally tosses him at the dragon! He lets go of the lightning just leaving the welder and the flying harpoon pierces in. Meanwhile, Burnsy grabs onto Devils shoulder (breaking the shit out of his wrist) and goes flying up and around driving his spurs into Devil’s head and his mini rockets blowing it out while the arc-welder fries him and the harpoon digs in deep.
Now, you would think that at this point they would just pull a Piranha and stab the hell out of the dragon that can’t shift in order to kill it, but no. This might be the weirdest part. They staked him like a vampire! No kidding – they used a silver stake right in the chest and all of a sudden he just stopped moving!!! Like, completely. Regeneration stopped and he continued to breathe without most of his head! Then they left him and went after Solomon. Though don’t forget that none of them have working hands except Rocky, so that guy ends up pounding in most of the stakes (except the one Chronic stomped into place). Most of them can’t move, but Bilbo has Rocky inject him with something and hobbles his ass over to Solomon while the other four secure and ensure that Devil has stopped moving.
Solomon is being held in place with that lightning while casting at those restraining him. Oh, apparently Hunters are immune to magic when they get good enough cause Monty shrugged off the flame spell as his coat just glowed and gave the caster the finger and told them “Hunter motherfucker”. Apparently, Dover isn’t one of those because he said “you need to get me one of those”. They keep trying to hold him, but they can’t get close because of the breath and magic. Then Baldwin goes “I got an idea” and no shit pulls out a handheld ghostbusters neutrino wand and blasts the dragon. This sends him bursting into a million pieces, but as if this was normal (is this fucking normal for them?!@#$%^&*???) they immediately start searching for the regenerating pieces and staking each of them. Then they gather them into the same location when what can only be described as a SPACE SHIP lands and they all get on moving the now sealed(?) dragons and all the wounded. Inside the ship starts talking and they carbon freeze the two!!!! Before the freezing, I guess out of anger, they drove additional stakes into the bodies. No, I’m not kidding and they called it by name – carbon freezing, I didn’t know that was real!!!. I don’t know how this footage was obtained cause it follows them further into the ship, but I’m not complaining cuz you won’t believe what happened next. They start putting everyone into “bacta baths” (again referenced by that name!!!). Rocky grabs Bilbo and goes this is gonna hurt, but he responds “I know, I’m Railroad”. Holy shit that death squad is nothing to screw with.
Then Rocky passes out and Max uses his new cyber hands to fix him – like before they acclimate he is doing intricate surgery. I don’t know when or how, but it becomes evident that Rocky is slashed to shit on his back and legs, there must have been more of those ground dwelling things that aren’t in the footage.
Finally, they land and as the ship’s door opens and the smoke lets out the footage cuts. Alright, that’s what was in it – so now I can get down to my reaction and thoughts, and holy shit do I have a few. First things first though – I would like to highlight that what started as 7 and eventually became 10 crazy, badass, insane motherfuckers decided to bait, trap, and take on not 1, but both of these beasts! Now you might say that he started alone, but they had two of those nozzle things so you know they were expecting the other! Oh, and don’t forget that this group is almost exclusively all (with some members overlapping or missing an association) Wellerman, Horsemen, and Harbingers! Those three orders are now on the top of my avoid list!!!
Seriously dudes, who the hell keeps going at the enemy and pulling more tricks when they are already 65% of the way to eviscerated! I saw them all collapse on the ship, but all of them should have died from their first injuries in the fight. You don’t just soak a lightning bolt! You don’t ignore being embedded in rock several feet! You don’t keep fighting after a dragon breathes on you (except maybe if you are another dragon), and you definitely do not continue to pursue them through all of this in spades!!! When you are poisoned, or your hands have holes in them (or are completely missing for that matter) you don’t just get up and keep going. This isn’t normal or natural. The Lethal Liabilities and World’s Deadliest list needs to be updated – or a new list of “most fearsome” or “demons to deal with” or something needs to be created because these 10 are it!!!!
Now, I know I’m going to sound crazy, but hear me out. I swear that was a fucking spaceship. These guys are what the Star Wars franchise is based on. I don’t know if Lucas was a plant or just someone who saw something he shouldn’t and made it too public before it could be stopped, but I’m now convinced Jedi and Mandalorians exist. I mean hell, the (force?) lightning was coming from a bunch of people with a last name of Palpatine for fucks sake! I can’t even close my eyes because one of their friends in the Dream Warriors (several of them are here after all – and two are named for that matter!) will consume me in my slumber. And since when are Dream Warriors Sith?! “Darth Miasma” wasn’t in the movies, but apparently he is in the FBI. My god we may have the real Emperor Palpatine running our government like a galactic senate…. Wait, that makes no sense. That character would never release stage 5 – it gave away all the secrets. I don’t know what is going on, but what I do know is that these people willingly hunt and engage vampires and dragons for sure, but probably everything else under the sun and moon.
I don’t know what these people have been through to make them so hellbent, though I know that the dragons are (at least in name) family to the Yates, so this may just be some sort of dispute that had to be solved. That said, from what I know of the world thanks to the database that all but one of these individuals is FIP, and knowing that means that they were broken long ago both physically and mentally. I can’t imagine what could have happened to make you keep fighting with compound fractures and missing limbs. The level of pain and torment these men must have gone through to be able to move with those wounds would be horrific.
So, our main takeaways from this (before I have to dump out and hide under my bed again) are that the President’s Men are Jedi (god that makes a lot of sense with the mind control now) who have all been trained to look like adepts – or maybe Jedi are adepts and they are the sister organization to the Dragons – but if I see Gargoyle and them throwing lightning while punching ships I give the fuck up. They fly around in cloaked ships (all three do that) and copters, which explains how they are everywhere. I guess that means that the Kingsmen are the Mandalorians of our world since they are almost all cross-trained between the two orders, and the armor in this video shows that at least some of the Jedi are Mandos (and wait, was one of those seven black?!?!?!). This opens up a lot of questions, like do they have hyperspace tech, or was that made up? I’m not sure, and I don’t want to go down a crazy rabbit hole and sound nuts – but nothing is out of the realm of possibility if the force and all that crap are real. I saw droids and not just robots. They beeped like in the movie and it seemed like these people (those who were conscious) understood and conversed with them. None of that technology looked like anything I have ever seen, and I have watched a lot of Shadow Beat so I’m pretty sure it isn’t DAOD stuff.
Honestly, I’m not sure how to handle this or why I of all people have this tape. I don’t know who gave it to me, but none of my friends would have the access to obtain it (we are only High Schoolers after all), nor would they come to my house and leave it on my desk. If this is some sort of Disney film or practical joke then I’m sorry for propagating rumors, but it looks fuckin real to me, especially after what I personally saw earlier….. Holy shit I just realized that. These people (or most of them at least) were on death’s door down here by the fireworks factory and now just a few hours later (like 3) they are not only healed what looks like fully, but far away from here with an ambush set. I don’t know much, but last I checked it takes more than a couple of hours to heal from the injuries that I saw. This makes no sense, but then again none of this shit seems normal. Definitely not in our shitty ass text books – though then again neither is how to do taxes…
Another major revelation that can be taken from this is why the Colonial Marines and Hellfire Squad are so feared. It looks like this video has revealed many of the hidden members of both. All of these people likely serve both, and as well, from what I have read on the website, probably work for whatever “TED” is. Seeing as that is the only group that these dragons were known to be afraid of, it is obvious that they are also the group that took them out. They have apparently been masquerading as the Technocracy this whole time and none of us knew! God that scares the crap out of me. But still, those people took out two of the biggest evils that we have (that I know of at least) and give us hope that someone is protecting us. I choose to believe that if they wanted us dead, that after this the Senate, House, and Presidency would have been devoid of life and control a long time ago – like when it was founded!
The last thing I can add is that I know there have been a few new classifications running around the site and I think I finally have the answer to at least one of them. I believe these 10 people would be what should be classified as a Wasteland Outlaw. I don’t know what else to call the area I see in the video other than a Wasteland – and I don’t think anything that went on here was legal hence the “outlaw” component. I went back and reviewed the tape to figure out where they were to try and gather more evidence (they were local last time). I can’t find anywhere that looks similar on the matrix (the clouds don’t look natural, but I don’t get much of a look at the surrounding area), but there are a few games that pop up with similar creatures that… uh oh – who’s there… Oh shit, I’m out – not gonna find me, even the campus monitors can’t track me down…. <… signal disconnected …>
03/07/75 <- Seriously, still the same day – haven’t these guys ever hear of a nap!!!
Ok ok ok – seriously I know I’m invincible, but this is getting even creepier. Another disk just popped onto my desk, and all of a sudden I’m starting to think a career as a reporter might be in my future. Hell, my reporting on the last two events was less biased than most of the drek I see on “primetime” Cucker Tarlson!! Though I suppose I don’t have a way of triple verifying my source (I don’t even know who this “friend” is!!!!), but I can learn about that at Community College after I graduate (I hope the education committee recommends that tuition bill, cause my wage slave parents can’t afford much).
So this one picks up at the debate where stumpy was supposed to be (not somewhere engaging ancient dragons… wait a minute… did they – back on track before I get distracted). It follows the missing X-Men from earlier into this stadium. We see that Nazi bastard Edward Davis. Ya know – not all of us down here are part of that crap. Many of our parent’s parents had stories from their ancestors regarding the second world war. It was the golden age of the “old world blues” and I for one am appalled that we have reverted to something this terrible. But back to what is going on, he is spouting his usual hate speech into the microphone. Peaches and Tic-Tac (more Harbingers and Horsemen, I’m starting to see a pattern here again) move to intercept and engage while the Jersey Devil (another of both, but add Wellerman) slips under the stage. He has something on his arm that is going off and he has a shitty look on his face (though to be fair, that’s kinda standard from what I have read).
What happens next has me pretty freaked out man. Just before heading under the stage he lets lose a 3-round burst and curves the bullets to send 2 out of 3 flying at Davis, and one ricocheting into what looks like nothing but is another thing hidden in invisibility (this is ridiculous, I’m starting to understand why the cops all carry ultrasound detectors). Then when he gets under the stage he finds three more of Edward’s personal guards awaiting orders to torch the stage. The devil yells through the radio to warn the others that are engaged with Davis and the others in the main area. I guess he figures he can’t be heard, so he activates something weird on his arm and suddenly gets this unnerving look on his face.
Under the stage, he begins to engage what I thought were just Davis’ guards (after all, even dragons have to watch their asses as I’ve just learned), but I found out very quickly I was wrong. These things looked kind of like what I would imagine as half-dragons, though there was something strange about them. On top of that, they seemed like they had a specific bone to pick with our gunslinging maniac, but I digress. Like the cocky dragons from my earlier post, they began to engage in dialogue. One of the Guards hissed (no, I’m not making that up) at him saying “Well Marshal, your time is up – prepare for Mortal Kombat”. Naturally, the Mariner (yes – people forget he is one of them too) simply replies with “Fuck You, I’ve danced with better…”, and then the fighting begins. It’s clear at this point that this guy is a monster like the others in the Hunters, and they needed some extra help on their second front. I still can’t believe these people planned and took out not 1, but 4 total dragons simultaneously, not to mention whatever they nabbed earlier today. Crap, back on track.
This encounter starts the way you would expect, Asbury unloads the rest of his clip taking out the mouthy one in an instant. Just as a PSA, apparently half-dragons have acidic blood, cause it went sizzling everywhere. Now you would think this would cause a loss of morale, but you would be wrong. The other two, unfazed by the death of their friend (?) move in and tackle the gunslinger to the ground. After all, once they are out of bullets gunslingers are no threat, right? Yeah, looks like you would be dead wrong.
The marshall engages with his cyber spurs and some weird-looking claw thing and begins to engage the beasts. The battle is close on both sides, with both making strikes. He drives his spurs deep into the chest of the second creature and more of that acidic blood explodes out and burns the crap out of his hand and jacket. Unfazed he fights with all his might performing what I assume are ninja strikes, but with him moving at such a speed I can’t really see what is going on.
At this point, it becomes clear that these things are more sturdy than they look, cause the one that looked dead just gets up and goes to chomp on his leg. Now again, just like his friends, most people would be overwhelmed and taken out, but he just yells out “Tube runs have done worse” and activates a cyber spur in his knee (cause apparently that’s a thing now) and it goes through the creature’s head. It looked like the spur was coated in anti-magic serum, but seeing as he is an adept that would make him susceptible to it. Not sure what it was, but based on his fighting he had all of his magic with him.
He continues engaging the three and throughout the fight, their true nature is revealed as scales and reptilian eyes become visible as they take damage. They eventually drag Asbury to the ground and begin inflicting nasty-looking wounds. One of them exposes the bone of his should with his claws and the other begins to start the evisceration process. Then one goes in for a kill strike – a bite to the throat. This is where things begin to get even weirder.
Asbury quickly breaks the death grip on his good arm and with lightning-like reflexes he grabs the throat of the one going in for the kill and tears out the larynx. He then removes the threat permanently by crushing its skull. As he goes to get up (now dealing with a 1 on 1) he gets tackled by what can only be called a werewolf. Now I know, that sounds ridiculous, but this fucking thing wasn’t a damn shifter. It was like halfway between man and wolf, but bigger and nastier to boot. Now he already doesn’t so hot, but let’s just say it’s about to get much worse for him.
As the werewolf goes for his bite and tries to rend Dragnet, he blocks the bite with his arm. Now, most people would dodge, but this thing was way too fast. That, and it looked like he was ready for it as the arm went out he immediately barked out “That is not a milk bone”. Does this happen a lot? Hmm, that might be useful… I guess the Hunter page is true because like a well-trained soldier he cold clocks the beast on the bridge of his nose and digs a silver ring directly into the flesh of the wolf. The wound sizzles – well, that’s one myth confirmed. I’m purchasing some silver jewelry to wear – it’s a weapon too…
Meanwhile, not to be forgotten, the last fucker continues to punish the weary fighter. That’s when he activates something on his arm and you hear “Turbo Systems engaged, Med X dispensed”. Then out of nowhere he activates this spike-looking chain thing on his other arm and drives it into the enemy’s stomach. With one motion he grunts from his torn and bleeding shoulder and hurls the dying creature up and over his head… Everything seems to have slowed down around him, so the video is a bit funky here. What definitely can be seen is the creature falling back to earth and gets shot by a harpoon gun (I guess if it works for full dragons it should work for half dragons too).
As the last of the dragon whelps dies in a spray of more acidic blood the wolf, covered in the stuff, howls releasing Milkbone’s arm (yup – that’s officially my name for him, like Bailey he came up with it himself). Talk about dumb move – and the end of its life. As if he was expecting it (did he seriously plan that!) he quickly flips the wolf onto its back and takes after Stomper with his silver heal into the werewolf’s chest. Now, it looks like he will have succeeded, but sadly regeneration is something never to be forgotten. One of the whelps that regenerated jumped on him and nail him back to the ground. Another tussle begins, but quickly ends as the runner rips the heart out of the wolf (yes – it becomes apparent that is one of his specialties, so ladies better watch out for this one).
Once the wolf is dead it transforms into a teenager… Wait, what? Never mind, I guess that’s how you know it’s dead – but seriously someone my age is that dangerous? What happens when they are full-grown?! Regardless now that he is ACTUALLY in a one on one he ends the last would be guard of Davis quickly and decisively. He pulls his lightsaber and Kingsman blade, then drops into some weird stance and slices the thing to ribbons. Honestly, why didn’t you start with the lightsaber!!! Then, and yes I know how ridiculous this sounds, he just injects himself with some weird stuff a few times, changes his bloodied jacket, and heads back out to the actual fight. Well shit, he’s as crazy as the rest of the Dragon main team. Though apparently, he has been taking advice from fellow Harbinger Crab on looking good during an op since he changed his clothing. Never thought the Milkbone would be fussy about his looks – well, at least the uniqueness part. I guess what they say is true, dog (wolf) hair is both a condiment AND a fashion style.
Meanwhile, on the stage the video shows Peaches and Cream, I mean Law Dog, moving to engage the evil dragon. Now, I expect insanity from Dark City, er Milkbone, but Peaches and Tic Tac are a new one. Peaches literally charges the dragon solo (yes – you heard that right) with a polearm. Davis pulls a deep purple lightsaber (since when was he a President’s Men!!!!) which would make most people question their advance, but not the Quizmaster. He ignites (yes – ignites!!!) his polearm and goes in for the kill. Unfortunately, despite the fact that apparently there are polearms that can engage lightsabers that he has been issued you cannot get away from the skill of an ancient dragon. His strike is parried, and then his should is pierced by the lightsaber. As the brave, but stupid, young runner is about to become bantha food (yes – I like the movies so sue me) Milkbone yells out “Not on my watch mother fucker!” (I thought Kingsmen weren’t allowed to curse… guess he didn’t get the memo) and cracks a metal whip straight through Davis’ chest. Now I won’t go back to my phrase of why didn’t he use the lightsaber or his gun, but I guess it’s worth noting he didn’t get the memo from the other group. You are supposed to fight dragons with a harpoon gun, not a whip… Yes, I just said that and I already feel like an idiot. I choose nuclear bomb and range personally!!!
While the Powder Keg is reeling from the attack out of nowhere the Sandman appears and strikes Davis with a weird looking claw thing (it seems team 2 likes claws over harpoon guns and grenades). The claw isn’t the only thing to worry about though, you see as Sandman engages so does his dog of war – the Voorhees. We all know what Voorhees does, and he begins his work by grabbing Davis’ leg and beginning to pull him below the stage. Sensing his imminent death the callous Nazi attempted to appeal to his until now, mostly unseen grandchild. Needless to say, the Tic Tac had none of it, and when Milkbone told him to end it he asked for a “cold-forged dagger” and began personally cutting and ripping off the dragon’s head. Man, and I thought dog shaman were loyal forever – that should tell you just how bad a guy Davis was right there.
In an attempt to get one last kill the Powder Keg went to de-pit the gutsy Peaches, but before his claw could find home the Sandman stepped in the way to take the attack. Now let me just note, that man must also be crazy cause who steps in the way of a dragon attack?! Also, he must be tough as nails cause he just took it, though it did teach us something. If you attack his handler, Vorohees loses his mind (yes – it is now evident he has one!)!!! Lets just say that after Law Dog decapitated his own ancestor Voorhees turned what was left into ground meat. Not even sure the bones were left.
Now you might be thinking “Yay!! The evil Nazi dragon is dead and the south can return to the right way!”. Yeah, you would be dead wrong. See, from the smoke Regal (who I thought was dead – seriously he was assassinated!) shoots the Slicer in the back (who has been here helping from the side) and Dixie took the stage to “thank” the runners who were there for removing the problem. Turns out they wanted the Keg gone so that they could take over without his insanity. Peaches runs at Dixie while Tic Tac runs at Regal. Let’s just say what happens next shows that the old-school Harbingers are nothing to scoff at. Law Dog proves his draconic heritage as he uses a freezing breath attack to literally turn Regal into ice crystal dust. Not a popsicle stick, not a snow cone, but ice dust…
On the other side, QM goes to engage Dixie, but unfortunately the same cannot be said for the newer Harbingers as he gets his ass handed to him. He can obviously take a shot, but his hand-to-hand needs work as Dixie dodges his punch and shoots him in the liver. As Peaches tries to get up he keeps getting shot until Dark City curves a few more bullets to give him the space to move. Unfortunately, when the new kid tried to get himself up with a fancy move he failed and fell flat on his face. Meanwhile, Tic Tac gets lit up by a group of advanced infantry and just shrugs the blast off, but seeing that can’t happen infinitely the Hound swoops down and grabs him, bringing him to the rafters to safety. Seeing just one of their people still in danger Asbury injects himself with similar-sounding stuff from earlier, and like a man possessed shows that he is truly a master of the Crystal Dragons.
He is literally moving faster than ever, and I know I missed stuff in the footage. From what I can see Dixie puts up a pretty good fight, but other than one or two good hits and peeling that weird claw thing from Milkbone’s milkbone he gets pretty much owned. Though the ending was nuts as the Marshall stuck his hand through Dixie’s chest and literally ripped his heart out! Seeing that the soldiers all lost their morale and exited the stage running for their lives. The camera then cuts to the other team on that spaceship I mentioned and shit gets even weirder.
Ok, I need a break for a moment, cause the fact that shit gets even weirder is a phrase I didn’t think I could say at this point, but the footage here confirms my earlier suspicions regarding the Jedi and Mandalorians and all kinds of crazy-ass shit! Ok, hold on, hyperventilating… Ok, I’m good now. Time to carry on.
So we pick up inside of that ship where the Davis team meets up with the Solomon and Devil team (now we have what I believe is the full roster of the X-Men) and begin discussing the outcome of their plans and their next steps. Looks like the crazy bunch of them don’t normally let medical teams do their job, but after some threatening to punch each other they get to sewing. Though the mention of punching someone from off-planet gets noted, and they argue about whether they would find the person, not whether or not that is possible. Fuck if the Jedi are really Jedi, I guess that makes sense based on the movies, but seriously holy fuck who has been off-planet? I didn’t know that was a thing outside of Zurich Orbital… Yeah, that’s a problem I don’t want to deal with, ugh.
Then as they talk they start mentioning concerns of, wait for it, OUTWORLD!!!!!!! The comments they made weren’t jokes – Mortal Kombat is fucking real! Those chain things are the ones that Scorpion uses! And he’s a Crystal Dragon! So is Subzero – coincidence I think not!@#$%^& Look at their logo for crying out loud – they advertise it! That’s it, I’m done. X-men, Jedi, Mandalorians, Space Ships, Carbon Freezing, Staking Dragons. I know it’s real, but I’m done. This is crazy-ass shit – where is my parent’s liquor cabinet. I’m taking a nap and hoping when I wake uuuuupppp…. Nope – can’t even sleep. Time for Irish coffee. Booze to make me numb and caffeine to keep me awake. Can’t ever sleep again, the dream warriors will find me. Can’t fly, Rocket Man will track me down. Can’t get lost, Found will find me. Can’t go to the government for protection, they are all military, FBI, NSA, CIA, and Senators. Oh god, I hope I’m still breathing tomorrow. Fuck my life.
