Rev. Graham Puck (Eeyore)

 Membership: Brotherhood of Mercenaries

Race: Human

Height: 5’4

Weight: 130

Apparent Age: 55

Archetype: Physical Adept: Circle Unknown

Preferred Weapon: Ancient English Longsword

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Bio: Well lets talk about Graham Puck the father of Melody Puck and Father in Law to Sly Grimm and how this once noble pastor of the Church of England is now one of the most fiercest of Knights of the Order of the Cross and a man that has jumped ship and has come across the pond to America and with him he brings all dedication and all his devotion to the order that he walked away from or did he. This man was once one of the best in the Order of the Cross and sat in the seat on the Round table that is now possessed by Benediction and some say this was a warranted change; though in my opinion we lost out when Eeyore stepped down and came to America, this man at least had tolerance towards magic and was willing to work alongside Avalon and the Order of the Pale Moon besides being a thorn in there side. Was his dethroning a planned political move or did Benediction have something on Eeyore, for this we will never know and this old curmudgeon will never speak of it, nor will he speak ill of his former order and friends.

Graham we know is the paternal father of Melody Puck as well the father of Jackson Puck and one thing thats odd is how such a devoted knight to the order could raise a son as dastardly as Jackson “Death Warrant” Puck aka Stitches; the only thing I can assume is that Eeyore was a very strict and demanding father one who ruled with a bible in one hand and a cane in the other and would expect only perfection from his children. He as well has three other children and five grandchildren so for Eeyore he is another that still has his family intact and fully protected by the Crown and as well those that are in America are under the protection of the Presidents Men; so we can assume that Graham Puck has some very deep connections and might even be a member of that no so secret order; though if he is a Kingsman this is unknown.

Puck might seem to be a pushover and a man that will hide behind his vows and you would be dead wrong, this man was a squire for the Order of the Cross at five years of age and was the youngest member to be knighted at the age of thirteen; he has been in hundreds of conflicts for the order and has never once been touched by another’s blade or bullet, he even developed a unique swordsman style that uses his knightly shield and making him a true terror on the battlefield; add the fact that he as well served with the Sentinels and was one of the last standing after the Elven invasion, he fought hard and proud during the war of the nobles and he is personal friends with Crosshair, Duellist and Sett and was handpicked by the Crimson Ghost to be the officiant when his niece Farrus Forscythe eventually gets married; so I would say this man has some very deep connections and very close and scary friends; you don’t become close allies with those men without proving your worth in battle and the bar. <<<Well, Well, Well What do we have here little piggy well I do like slicing and dicing a little piggy…..Mother Fucker You Fucked Up and It’s time to Die!!! You have been found guilty and I will drag your fucking ass to the gallows and hang you and everyone of your Mother Fucking Family….Fuck Off You Fucking Reporters THE MOTHER FUCKING DEATH BRINGER!!!>>>