Dale Bunker (The General)

Weight: 165

Apparent Age: 55

Archetype: Mercenary

Preferred Weapon: AK-98

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 Bio: Well time to talk about the man known as the General, well to do so means we must take a long trip back in time. The General has been with the SOTC from the humble beginnings and has served along side the confederates during the bloody Civil War. This man is a true mercenary and utmost professional and this is what attracted the attention of the SOTC President Edward Davis. The General was offered a place alongside Davis as a personal guard and well….(I am not going there) lets just say, before the Keg explodes the General takes care of the problem. This is one of the few men that Davis trusts fully and for good reason, the General has proven time and time again to be as loyal as they come and he never asks questions. He keeps the Keg from going BOOM and from all of us in the SOTC we thank you from the bottom of our heart.

        The General has become the problem solver for the SOTC and where ever President Davis is you can bet your bottom dollar the General is lurking nearby. He has a keen ability to predict his commanders needs, and if he is about to explode. That’s when the General steps in and removes the problem before it becomes a situation, If you actually see the General there is a problem and that means you need to be else where, cause either one of two things is about to happen. The Keg is going to blow it’s lid and that readers is bad, real fucking bad or General is about to remove a serious threat also bad.

       There really is not much I can report about the General other then, he is a master killer, and works side by side with a man we refer to as POWDER KEG or keg for short. The General is responsible for keeping the Keg safe and keeping the Keg from exploding, this is as dangerous of a job as any combat occupation in the SOTC if not deadlier since Keg has a very short temper and can go off at any moment. The General needs to be on his toes at all time, and ready to handle any situation. He not only does his job, he does it well and enjoys every second of it, well I never said the General was a very stable man himself.

      I am going to leave this report here, as I am already pushing the envelope already. I don’t need the Keg angry at me and I really don’t want to deal with the General if I can help it. That man scares the crap out of me, period there I said it, the Hound is scared of the General he is to damned relaxed and calm. He is a man that can not be predicted and one second he is talking to you about the weather and the next he is sticking you in the ribs with his fine blade. Remember if the Keg is near be afraid cause the General is somewhere very close by and this man is ready to strike at any moment.

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