Membership: Authority
Known Aliases: John Finley, Martin O’Hair, William Kinley, Adam Hertz, Chief Donahue, Eric Anderson, Chip Donahue, George Fredrickson
Race: Human
Height: 5’4
Weight: 140
Apparent Age: 70+
Actual Age: Unknown
Archetype: Loanshark, Fixer, Dealer, Fence, Moonshiner (All Around Problem Solver, Eraser, & Bad Guy)
Circle: Unknown
Preferred Weapon: Unknown
Runner Song:
BIO:
It’s time we start to expose the Authority even further and here is one of the ruthless, calculating, and cold bastards of the Authority…yes we are talking about Doc McGee and the scourge to the patriots of the United Canadian American States and Usurpers. This man is simply known as “The Irishman” or “Hallelujah Man” though this bastard will answer to his other handle “Phonebooth and no it’s not because he is Clark Kent. Doc McGee has lived in Crown Heights for a vast majority of his life…yes people he is one of the rare Brooklynn Irish and yes he served with the 401st Bombers and was integral during the Civil War Riots of 1863 within New York. Yes the Hallelujah Man is a member of the Federal Immortality Project (FIP) and ended up being conscripted into the Union Army during the Civil War as a way to quell the uprising he caused by agitating the Irish gangs in Five Points.
Doc would receive the injection, uniform, and a rifle…he was thrust into the New York 1st Cavalry Regiment and told fight or hang, this is where he would cross paths with the Pale Rider, Caps, Mars, D, and the Invincible One; and from that point his life would change forever. According to Doc he was never asked, or volunteered for the FIP program they simply jammed the needle into his ass…well good work America; give a criminal, anarchist, gang leader, and moonshiner immortality and see how well it turns out…spoiler he survived and turned on the US Military and Government. Doc McGee is a gangster, he is a cop killer, he is smuggler, he is the man with the plan, and he is a serious threat to the godly Christians of the United Canadian American States. Now what did he do during the Civil War and further conflicts as an FIP veteran, well that list is quite long and like most of these bastards Doc McGee simply survived, became ungrateful, and turned traitor on his own country.
Doc McGee immigrated from Dublin Ireland in the early 1800’s and was one of the first Irish to settle inside Brooklynn and he quickly found himself a home within the city, Doc was a criminal and murderer before he stepped foot on American soil and he didn’t change his spots once in our beloved America…yet more proof that the immigrates are poisoning the well. He quickly became known as the Hallelujah Man on the streets as he was the man that could get anything and for the right price he would sell it to anyone…Drugs, Sex, Weapons, Alcohol, and other ungodly contraband; if you wanted it, and you had the cash reach out to the Hallelujah Man and he will answer your prayers. He would quickly unite the other Irishmen into his gang to work as dealers, thieves, Street Toughs, and Garbagemen; and from there he was able to secure himself a reputation and begin to push the Italians out of Brooklynn.
This would be were McGee would run afoul and become a target by the police, he was on multiple radars but they had zero physical evidence to hang him and with McGee being flush with cash…he would simply bribe the judges, and he could hire himself a proper English Barrister. How an Irishman was able to convince a British Barrister to represent him is unknown, McGee must have had something very damaging on that attorney. Anyways what really matters is that once the Civil War was raging across the country, and blood was flowing like a river inside New York as Catholics and Protestant gangs where deeply engaged in their own civil war that had been ongoing since 1846 it was time for the Irishman to prove that he was someone to be weary about and with a knife hidden up his sleeve and a pistol in his pocket, he would use the unrest as a way to further expand his territory and send many Protestant’s to there grave including Phillip McDaniels whom was the Chief of Brooklynn Police…and according to Doc McGee he was a very corrupt Gobshite and got what he deserved.
This murder was the final nail in Doc McGee’s coffin and as the gangs were preparing to clash with the Union Army over the forced conscription Doc would find himself in chains and standing before a very grumpy English judge in what McGee called a kangaroo court. He was denied his attorney and forced to stand in irons as the judge passed his sentence; McGee was sent to the Union Army to learn respect, find God, and serve the Union in order to earn his citizenship. He was spared the gallows and this would end up being the one and only chance they had to remove this anarchist and bury his violent legacy forever…I guess the judge simply felt that he would die on the battlefield and end up forgotten by history. Well that didn’t happen, the War Department forcibly injected him, gave him a rifle, and put him in the cavalry seeing he was a skilled rider…again mistake, never piss off an Irishman, especially “The Fucking Irishman”.
By the end of the Civil War McGee was a changed man, he was far more violent, he was far more connected, and he was very pissed off and in a bunch of pain…He lived and that wasn’t good for that old grumpy judge. Reports indicate that once McGee returned to New York on March 15th his first visit was to Judge Richard Everly and let’s say when the servants found Richard and his wife Dorothy the next morning in their bed chamber…they would be horrified by what they discovered as the grisly scene was so brutal that even the hardened inspectors would be convinced that no human would be capable of performing the deed. The couple had been stabbed over a hundred times each, their genitals carved off and out, heads severed, and scalps missing…the bodies where flayed and the suffered the “Blood Eagle” after being nailed over the windows to act as drapes and before being decapitated; their heads where found face down in their used chamber pots.
Blood was everywhere and yet not a single drop of evidence, and zero witnesses…problem was that dynamite was hidden within the bodies of the victims and rigged to explode once the bodies would be taken down…the police, preacher, and medical examiner would all find themselves on the quick trip to heaven once the sticks exploded. With the only evidence being scrawled in blood on the bedroom mirror “Beware of the Ides of March” the case was never officially closed, but no Inspector would dare take the case as the feared falling victim themselves…Speculation and rumors say that Doc McGee was behind the killings as one of the chamber maids remember hearing a heavy male Irish brogue speaking calmly shortly before midnight, she couldn’t confirm much else as she admitted to having smoked opium earlier that evening.



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