Membership: Sons of the True Confederacy
Race: Ancient Great Western Dragon
Current Photo of Davis. At a Klan rally in Atlanta before a rise in racially motivated beatings, murders and lynchings. Davis was correct he will keep those crosses burning and bring down the failing CAS and Restore the CSA. He has declared war on anyone who accepts the Treaty of Denver.
<<<I know that I am not one of the most beloved or trusted sources to report on this site and to that you can go and fuck yourself with a sprocket wrench!! I am the legendary Hound the true voice of the South and the man that has been running for his fucking life for the last week from….you guessed my former President!!
Well as we all know President Davis went crazy on December 30th and well who’s kidding he has always been a tad on the fucking bat shit side…..Well thanks to the workings of the Overseer we have concluded that well the Angry Dragon is just that well Angry but thats not all, he was cursed by his bloodline and his ancestors. Well you guessed it this racist meta hating Dragon…..wow I just heard that for the first time and ya it makes no fucking sense. Okay back to this fucking article. Okay what you don’t know is that Edward is related to Devil Yates and Solomon Grimm yes Dragons share Dragon blood big surprise I know.
It seems that Devil and Solomon have been manipulating and using this curse they put on Edward for some time and their endgame well the total enslavement and destruction of the human race to serve some dark master of a forgotten time and forgotten place within the Astral whatever the fuck that means!!! As Set says “Magic Shit + Mundane Ass equals Dead Mundane Ass.” and I am a mundane ass so I tend to agree with the crazy mother fucker. So this curse and manipulating magic cast straight through the bloodline of the Davis family snagged only one of the kin. It skipped over Snoopy and well was to scared to even touch Archive, so the angry dragon was prime for the picking and well with all his rage and hate he would be easy to manipulate.
Where is the fucking Hound going with this shit, well this is the situation and we felt that everyone needed to know and well Snoopy should be writing this shit but he is to busy playing soldier boy for the North. So guess who has to do it Hound and I am not happy, I would rather be out killing those pesky Demure. So here it goes, seems that the Keg was under the control of those fuckers from the Grimm and this whole final solution and final order was part of there grand scheme to enslave the human race. The Keg was playing directly into their plans and doing exactly as they desired through his deployment of the KKK, and the two Civil Wars, yes both Civil Wars can be pegged on those fucking dragons from the Grimm.
Now I know but Hound Keg is a racist bastard and has enslaved the South and hanged innocent men, yes he did and well just like Director Mitchell was under mind control and not of his right mind and we all forgave him for his prior sins, this is the same situation and the Keg understands many want his ass dead and to swing for what he did. Though we’re simply asking please don’t shoot at the angry dragon first that won’t end well for anyone.
The Keg like Director Mitchell seems to have shaken off his magical manipulation and broken the curse that was over him, so his direct racist nature might have quelled but his fucking anger hasn’t at least it’s now directed at the bastards that made him attack his father, his grandson, Bilbo, Jet, Peaches, the Cajun Cavalry and, the Horseman within the bayous of Louisiana on January 7th during a Category 5 hurricane…..ya even the Richmond Government didn’t see that shit coming…..though Hound is on the case cause I smell a HARP system in action and maybe further Grimm involvement going to speak with Buzzard to dig deeper into this shit.
It seems that between Wilhuff and his Horseman’s crazy flying on two separate occasions tricking the elder dragons to enter into space and well loose their magic and Set setting off a fucking Set Bomb and yes I felt that on the east coast……fuck you Set!! The spell that was holding all the influence over the Keg has been broken and now I have a very angry Powder Keg that wants to skin those mother fuckers alive in my loft. I needed to confirm this shit show of a story with the Overseer and well I also reached out to the Prophet and the Tempest to confirm all aspects of this fucking tale and yup it’s confirmed and thats all they would tell me about it and when I pried for more details they said Hound this Iceberg is already shoved up your ass and leave it be before your cheeks get really spread…..well when the Tempest says leave it alone, this reporter says you got that right, I am fine resting on the tip of the fucking iceberg and this shit show.
The Keg understands he needs to step down as President as he has destroyed any trust factor, just look at all the southern generals and governors running to General of the Army Ralph Rivers and General Archibald Kingsbury. The Confederate States of America will once again be rejoining the union and well the SOTC is still alive and well but the division is no more……well Colonial you win old friend.
The Keg offers his deepest apologises to all those he wronged and he knows he can never make up for the loss of life and those he had wrongfully hanged…..though he hopes that those in the rebellion understand that he is no longer under the spell of the elders and under the control of Legion and Salazar. The Keg is man of his word and that I know for a fact….you don’t know how many times he would say Hound if you bring me anymore bad news today I am trowing you out that window and well when I would delver the bad news my old ass would go out the fucking window….and I would have to pay for it’s fucking replacement!!
So when the Keg says he is good now and his focus is on the total destruction of those elders from the Grimm’s and our fucking nemesis’s Legion and Salazar I can be certain that the Keg is sincere. Though anyone that has an issue or problem with the Keg still being alive….well Hound says take a close look at the fucking Harbingers with Hacksaw, Wilhuff, Bio-Hazard, and John White….if they can redeem themselves why can’t the Keg give the Angry Dragon a chance, I did and so did the Overseer and that’s not an easy man to convince.
I know you might say well Hound your scared of the Keg off course you will take him at his word and to that I say FUCK YOU!! I am scared shitless of General Ralph Rivers, Executive Director Wilhuff Palpatine, Admiral Shelby Malone, General Sid Malone and Captain Dover Barton and guess what they are all Harbingers and I just threw them under the fucking bus…..Keep Black Death away from me ass hats!! So I would rather deal with a million Kegs than one of those fuckers so this is Hound being totally real and honest and ya I know that’s a rarity but when dealing with political shit like this I need to be totally transparent. The south is no longer another nation and the Keg hands full control over to President River Welsh and soon to be President Oliver McKeen.
Jamestowns well understand that Edward wasn’t himself and none of you where killed in his crazy antics, the Keg fully and honestly apologises to the entire Jamestown Clan and trust me we all will know if you decide to not accept his apology. As for the Cajun’s well fear will keep us all inline and fear is what we all have of you Shelby and Sid and thats a fact. I know Cajun’s can be reasoned with and hopefully you all can find it in your black heart to not cleanse us all for the sins of the elder Grimm’s and Wilhuff and the Horseman STAGE 5 is something no one saw coming and good god I hope their is no STAGE 6 and “We and fucking good!!”….For the South and the Keg this is our Open and Public Apology.……….HOUND OUT>>>