Jamie Surrey (Kickback, Oklahoma Kid)

Membership: Outlaw’s Five

Race: Human

Height: 5’5

Weight: 160

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Your Already Dead….Just Accept Your Fate)

Preferred Weapon: Ronin Lucifer’s Thunder Magnum Opus 6.66 Mach 7 (Modified)

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Bio: His name is Jamie Surrey and this man has a serious chip on his shoulder, everyone says their is a doppelganger out their of themselves and for this outlaw and gunfighter his was the nefarious Alexander Church and that readers is a fatal mistake many bounty hunters have made. This has been a thorn in Kickbacks side and yet something that as well has brought a smile to his twisted face, seeing this outlaw derives pleasure from killing and spilling blood of just about anyone willing to dare challenge his status as the premier gunfighter in the land.

Jamie is one of three brothers that are all pure evil and the original outlaws and gunfighters, exiled from their homeland of Surrey England for murder and robbery they traveled to the New World and started their crime spree here and have terrorized America ever since as  it seems that we are unable to put these desperadoes in irons and let them swing from a rope for their chosen occupation.

The Surrey Gang as they are also called consists of the boss Jamie Surrey, the brothers Chelcie and Creed as well as former outlaws Arthur Rummy and Oliver Jamestown that made up the gang of five. All these bastards tore across the country from coast to coast and terrorized just about anyone and everyone, not a single soul was safe from their rampage and yet they managed to remain hidden whenever the law came knocking.

Rumors abound state that the Surrey Gang rode the plains long before the Civil War and simply grew up with a gun in their hand. We know about the Federal Immortality Project and the Fountain of Youth, how these bastards could have been alive back than is a true mystery; though anything is possible in this magical world and according to our contacts the Surrey Gang is quite real and a serious threat to the prosperity of the United Canadian American States.

History indicates that this band of outlaws and highwayman hunted the open roads and terrorized the cities as well made a mockery of the Wells Fargo Stage Coach and Railroads. They have no fear and nothing is sacred, everything is up for grabs and the cost of a human life was simply the cost of a bullet. The law either refused to go after them or simply died in the progress, they took over towns and held the occupants hostage under the threat of death. So yes I believe that Jamie Surrey is the legendary Kickback, Oklahoma Kidd, Walter Brass, Dead Eye Walt, Coydog and well many other allies to many to mention here and it seems that the remainder of the gang would have the same.

Jamie as the leader of the pack would be the one to make all the calls and when a town would rise up against them and try to kill or run them out they would simply turn it into a ghost town and move on to the next unsuspecting location. They simply owned the west ad were the reason the west was wild. We would learn about all the other Outlaws of the time and thanks to the UCAS ad it’s rewriting of American History they would simply erase the Surrey Gang from the History Books out of embarrassment seeing they never captured nor killed them.

Eventually the gang would break up as the country expanded and the open road would vanish, though this doesn’t mean they stopped killing and robing; just the opposite the closer quarters of the city meant they could work alone or in smaller numbers and have the same result. Banks kept large sums of money on hand and the rich would gather in certain districts leaving them venerable to the Surreys and especially the blood thirsty Jamie.

To think that Arthur Rummy would have had someone he called boss is as well terrifying and the same goes for Oliver Jamestown…also our currently elected President. The Surrey’s never went away and just went deeper underground and would become something of legend, they would allow time to be their ultimate cover and simply allow the general public to believe they where killed or died from age . Well we know now that age is something that doesn’t mean a damned thing and the older they look the more dangerous they might actually be….look at Arthur Rummy for example.

Our contacts would alert us that Oliver would learn most of his talents from either Jamie or Jamie’s closest friend Arthur Rummy who by records was already quite old during this period of time. Jamie would eventually settle down when he married Rummy’s daughter and become the mayor of Dallas Texas where he would remain in power for ages. The Surrey Gang would terrorise Texas and become the thorn in the side for law enforcement officers in the Lone Star State; records indicate that Jamie’s brothers and friends would simply gun down any police officer that got to close to the gang and when the private security company the Star would try to grab power the Surrey’s would simply remove that threat. We know the Star would become the premier law enforcement agency throughout the CAS and UCAS but not until Jamie released the choke hold he had on the state of Texas; after his stint as mayor he would rise to become the states longest running Governor and one day simply step down and walk away from politics all together.

Rumors and some reports indicate that Jamie simply got bored with the mundane life and sought to quell his blood lust once again. I tend to believe this seeing that his killings started shortly after his retirement and the bodies once again started piling up in the west; the Surrey Gang would as well hold deep hatred for the Mexicans and eventually the Aztlans, they would hunt the elves like one hunted deer and yet they left most of the Native American Tribes alone and only slaughtered the ones that stood against them. My contacts state that the Surreys have a deep connection with the Natives and they protected them in the past, hell Arthur Rummy’s wife was a Navajo and Jamie married his best friends daughter making his own children half Navajo.

Well it seems that Jamie’s longevity was not passed down to his offspring as he has outlived his wife and well so has all the Surrey Gang….thats until one of them rear their ugly head, I don’t trust anything when it comes to families being dead anymore. Palpatine has kids, Ackerman has kids, Quinn has kids and so on. This man is very dangerous and has developed unique talents that h has shared with his gang and maybe the Jamestowns, it is rumored that Arthur Rummy taught Reverdy Jamestown the secret the entire family now possess; seeing he already most likely taught Oliver years earlier.

This bastard of a killer and politician wasn’t done screwing the nation when he was in office either as he was behind the teaching of the Gunfighter, Gunslinger, Talon, Ducky, Asbury, Chief, Captain and Apex; and laying the groundwork for others to follow in the Surrey Gangs footsteps. All other Gunslinger Adepts besides the above list and Recurve, Recoil, Railroad, Director, Beast, Cowboy, Holmes and Handler are simply copies of the best in the business. Not saying Four, Desperado, Lightning Kidd, Hudson or Brooklyn are slouches; just the opposite they are copies of the best and need to be feared for what they are and simply never underestimate the Regulators or Cowboys either as that will land you in an early grave.

The Gunslinger Adepts roots can be traced to five men and they are the Original Surrey Gang and the boss is Kickback, though I prefer the Oklahoma Kidd even though he wasn’t young than either. I may hate these killers but one needs to understand that if you claim to be a gunfighter you need to live up to the reputation and draw fast and fire straight since everyone and their mother will be gunning for you to dethrone the king of the pistoleers and Jamie Surrey is the reigning king of the quick-draw.

Jamie has guided many younger runners and the children of runners such as Anthony DiCane, Maximilian Yates, Andrew Yates, and Ronnie Meisner. Sensing a theme here, yup good old Jamie the Alexander look alike was as well friends with Tudor, Marvin, Herschel, and Gordon he would be mistaken numerous times for Uncle Alexander by the kids and even when corrected they would repeat the mistake….well according to my contacts Jamie would simply laugh at family parties and say “Well kids will be kids.” My contacts also stated that Alexander and Jamie where both at Max, Ronnie, Andrew, and Solomon’s Bar Mitzvahs; this is confirmed through provided photographic and video evidence so I can confirm that Jamie is not Alexander.

His connections to Anthony come through his friendship with the Malones, and his training of the Grandfather Arlen DiCane seems that once Jamie becomes close to someone he swoops in and manipulates the children as well. Funny to think that the Outlaw King would befriend a family of cops…though in reality only Mike and Anthony would wear the badge and we now how clean the both of them are…well at least Michael DiCane is i the ground now thanks to our hero Legion.

Jamie and the Surrey brothers have been aiding the rebellion for years and Jamie was a major player in the destruction of the Confederate American States and part of Wilhuff’s inner circle that would implement STAGE 5 within Texas, New Mexico and Oklahoma and lay the foundation for the collapse of the CAS once Dixie took control. Jamie Surrey is now focused on the next chapter of his life and that includes more killing and more bloodshed only this time legalized and sanctioned. He has officially joined the US Elite and reunited with his father-in-law and best friend and is now the underling and serving under a new boss that once worked under him.

Jamie and the rest of the Surrey Gang in the Elite scares the crap out of me as they have no morals and they will be teaching their villainous ways to the cadets and preparing them to stand against killers like them, though without the speed and accuracy of a true Gunslinger Adept…and without the specialized Hell Class Pistols they all seem to carry and let me tell you my ears bleed after Jamie fired his pistol and I was a block and half away…I heard the victim simply exploded into gore and bile, nothing left and they needed a mop to clean up the mess.

The Hell Series of weapons are a new breed of firearm that isn’t all that knew…it’s been mistaken for the Ronin Hand Cannon for years and thanks to our contacts we have been given the information on this weapon. It is a Ronin Grade handgun and modified beyond the DAOD top tier military line, it fires 6.66 caliber bullets that are depleted uranium that are dikoted and infused with orichalcum and a new form of anti-magic in the tip. Depending on the model it can house up to thirteen bullets and has a stupid fast reload speed, they have modified this weapon series further and even the reports we have are out of date and old news as the Hell Series is always being upgraded to keep the killing edge on the streets.

This weapon is given to a Gunslinger Adept that proves themselves and shows they are truly one of the royal family of pistoleers and yes that means STAMPS HAS TWO!!!! In reality they all do, no gunfighter is ever carrying one pistol and yes readers Stamps is now a confirmed Gunslinger Adept of scary grade and power so much so that Jamie has personally taught Arthur Crane and handed him his new pistols…let that sink in the Apex Predator was trained further by Jamie Surrey and the Gang.

Now please listen carefully all bounty hunters and law enforcement officers, Jamie Surrey is not Alexander Church, I REPEAT HE IS NOT ALEXANDER CHURCH!!!! If you hunt him be warned he will shoot first than ask questions and has no qualms about spilling blood, he will kill anyone that stands in his way or simply insults him so again if you want to live to see tomorrow avoid Jamie Surrey and understand Alexander Church is dead and gone….I repeat Alexander Church is Dead and Jamie Surrey is not the same man, a scary look alike but not the maniac of the Deaths Hand.

In closing this man is once again in action and he will be focused on the nations youth within the US Elite and throwing his glove into World War Three and sending many to meet their maker. He will be using his new weapons and lost arts to bury many on the streets and battlefield and care nothing for anyone that dies by accident, he is basically untouchable and holds a license to kill from the Post Office thanks to hid dear friend Arthur and don’t think Oliver’s first act as President will be to pardon the Surrey Gang and wash away their old sins and any new sins will be erased by the Post Office or White House. So this man has become the most deadly killer on the streets and in the country by just biding his time and surviving till the day one of his gang would ascend to the highest seat in the country. So simply avoid Jamie and the Surrey Brothers or you will  end up arriving early for your own funeral, they always draw first and draw first and last blood so don’t be a hero and avoid and report…live to see another tomorrow and hope that someone can remove this menace and his brothers as well.

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