David Krueger (Trixter)

Weight: 170

Apparent Age: 40+

Archetype: Swordsman Adept: Circle Unknown (Run……Just Run and Never Look Back)

Preferred Weapon: English Long Blade

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Bio: Its time to talk about the HRM Assassin known as Trixter, this man is profoundly dangerous and an extreme raciest against any and all elves from those born of the core meta genome or one of the various alternate genomes that we currently know about. If left to his own devices we will never learn about any further evolution of the elven species, as he is on a conquest to render the entire species extinct; don’t thin simply do to being a non elf that you are safe either. This lunatic see’s the world as black and white, us versus them and anyone that harbours, shelters, protects or even speaks out against the genocide that Trixter is engaged in simply becomes a target as well. This is a strategy that has served the HRM and their allies well over the decades and within Trixter’s home region of Jamaica he has successfully brought the population of elves down to an extinction level and has began a campaign to begin testing the unborn children for their chances of being born an elf or simply evolving into one……and if the science says you will birth an elf, well an abortion you must have, if you wish to remain breathing.

   Trixter has served the HRM proudly for ages and was one of the original members of the terrorist agency, Trixter along with Fiddler, Senator, Sandman, Safari, Locust, Sawyer, Ticker and the Governor would be among the original founding members of this order and begin their campaign of genocide that would ravage the elven population for generations to come. The HRM would initially be simply known as the Belfast Ghosts and once the Senator would introduce his friend and mentor John Ripley to the Ghosts he would step up as the face and voice of the Ghosts and determine that the order needed a new name, something that simply popped. With John at the helm the Human Resistance Movement would be born HRM for short and the rest is history, well thats what we thought; John would bring in his friend Tobias, and various others from the now defunct Guild of Assassins, this would include Scorpion, Neo, Bitch, Stiletto, Stonewall and Trigger. Others from outside the Guild of Assassins, Ireland and the UK would join the fight for freedom under John Ripley and the HRM would become one of the greatest and worst terrorist agencies to ever exist……well till the rise of the Deaths Hand, thanks Unknown Soldiers for that one.

    Now I can write an entire doctoral thesis on the HRM and John Ripley, I will leave the “Rise and Fall of the HRM and John Ripley” to another entry and simply focus on David Krueger. This man being from Jamaica doesn’t scream odd at all, the Caribbean has always been deeply connected to the UK and USA, they have always held true to their old world values and have never once yielded to the laws of the civilised world. Krueger himself being an Irishman himself would quickly jump at the chance to save the people of Ireland from enslavement would simply pull at his core and his hatred would swell and grow under the propaganda spewed forth by those original members.

    I know your saying that David is within Jamaica and far from the fight in the Nog, well for Trixter enslavement was enough of a catalyst for him to take up arms against the elves within the Caribbean. Now toss is Trixter’s close friend and fellow Belfast Ghost member Johnathan Robins aka Ratchet, an Irishmen from Dublin that would be forced to flee his home and take up residence within the Caribbean and it would be a marriage made in hell. Jamaica would become the home to many of the pirates and criminals as the Island was under the control of the underworld and had become a haven for anyone that was on the run. It as well was a haven for tourists that were escaping the rat race of the big city or simply escaping the dreary cold of winter, this would allow for Trixter to recruit and as well target and remove his chosen enemy.

    Meanwhile as the worlds political stage was changing, migrants and refugees would seek shelter from the rebellion within the now United Canadian American States the Caribbean was on its way to becoming a power house on the world stage. The rise and return of magic would grant the Caribbean their number one advantage, and even the odds on the battlefield as the Caribbean would specialise within the dark arts of Voodoo and Necromancy both Shamanic and Sorcery, they would raise the dead with their dark arts to give birth the the zombie horde and soon the Caribbean Death Squad a state sanctioned special forces and black operations unit of the national military.

   With an army that can’t be killed and the threat of any enemy soldier being raised and thrust into battle against the own was enough to strike fear into the hearts of those that opposed the Caribbean, this advantage was enough for them to remain relevant and a threat. Toss is the Pirate Clans of the Sea Wolves and Crimson Bloods and the Caribbean would instantly have a naval force that rivals many larger countries, next consider the region to be lawless and without morals and you have a perfect storm for the HRM to seize control. Now many are saying that I have visited the Caribbean and it is a very calm and peaceful region. Well if you remember your travel vouchers and the flyer given to you by your travel agent…..it states “Don’t Leave the Resort” this is one simple reason many never see or know of the horrors that plague that region.

    Under David Krueger, Johnathan Robins, Governor Barney Pilgrim, Excalibur Milton, and Edmund Wellington the Caribbean has been a lawless state and pirate haven for ages and it’s only getting worse as they simply don’t care what anyone thinks of them. They make billions of tourism and keeping the people blind to what is really going on beyond the walls of the resorts and their crystal clear waters and pure white sands. Ever wonder why they advertise luxury vacations specifically for the elven population and also wonder why many elves never return from their dream Caribbean vacation…well the HRM is still very much alive within the Caribbean especially the UK Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Bermuda, Bahamas and Jamaica; don’t forget the Florida Keys, with one final nail in their coffin being the direct alliance with Governor Wesley Taffer of Florida and the Confederacies disdain for elves and willingness to render the elves extinct.

     Krueger himself is one of Governor Pilgrims top commanders and officers of the Caribbean Death Squad, he serves as a general within the Caribbean Royal Guard and oversee’s the Death Squad personally. They use the fee’s from their “Free and Clear, No Questions Asked” banking to fund the continued war against the elves of Inishmore and the multi billion dollar tourist industry to fund the ethnic cleansing that’s going on behind the scenes. The resorts are not free and safe, those hotels are death traps for elves, and recruitment grounds for the HRM, with many of Trixter’s own Purple Haze employed deep within the resorts from desk clerks, bellhops, wait staff and security all long time members of either the HRM or Purple Haze.

    Within the islands themselves their are extreme laws and punishments that have been handed out, though most of those that are punished harshly are outsiders that simply leave the resort walls and find themselves thrust into the lawless regions; these people are used and manipulated by the locals to break the law on their behalf, these innocent souls that have been manipulated by the HRM, Purple Haze and others are often disadvantaged do to not speaking or understanding the native language and dialect, failure to understand the local laws and often looking to absorb and be exposed to local customs. These innocent souls end up being convicted of multiple felonies that come with stiff sentences including being locked in a pillory or stocks for hours or days at a time, and having their ears nailed to the boards, hanged, beheaded, drowned, burned alive, feed to gators or locked in a Caribbean Prison and being sent to jail is often worse than being put to the block and having a sharp blade slice off your head.

      Once in jail they are often offered a chance for freedom and well seeing the conditions in their prisons are inhumane, many accept the offer they can’t refuse and well a sleeper agent of the HRM is born. Basically the Caribbean legal system is very lopsided and the deck is stacked against tourists, the prison system is run by the outlaws and pirates, drug lords rule the streets and courts thus creating a very bad situation. Public execution is common place and just because your at a resort doesn’t mean your safe from the local laws and punishments, so again I would think twice about ever visiting the Caribbean cause one miss step could mean forfeiting ones life or freedom as the Caribbean takes their judicial system serious…..well if you are not a local, a terrorist or multi billionaire.

       Now you understand a little about the judicial system of the Caribbean now lets speak about David Krueger some more, this man serves multiple orders and fights for the cause of racial genocide, he doesn’t seem to give a damn about what people think of him and he loathes slavery of any kind. Trixter being basically stationed with the Caribbean would form a division of the Belfast Ghosts called simply Purple Haze and use this order and it’s members to hunt down elves, elven sympathisers and the enemies of the resistance and simply execute them.

       Though don’t think that Purple Haze wont subjugate tourists and others through frame jobs, forcing them to break the law in order to get their travel documents back or simply force a tourist to commit cold blooded murder and than suffer the consequences. Purple Haze is the Secret Police of the Caribbean and an order that works deeply within the regions political system, Purple Haze mirrors the Belfast Ghosts in leadership, agenda and tactics so again you have been warned. They are commanded by Trixter and