Herbert Parish (Whistler)

Membership: The Deaths Hand  Brotherhood of Mercenaries

Race: Human

Height: 5’8

UPDATE 01/03/2075:

WARNING TO ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS OF THE UCAS!!!!  The maniac known as the Whistler is still very much alive and very active within the province of Seattle, this man has been spotted numerous times within the vicinity of the Waterways Military Compound as of late. What he is doing there has us all worried seeing this one time Deaths Hand assassin and former 67th Stormrider has been freelancing since the collapse of the Deaths Hand back in November of 2074.

Now to update you all about this lunatic, he is the real deal the total package and a one man killing machine that has buried more people than Bio-Cancer and with his long time friend and partner Ticker at his side the body count has been climbing. I have reports that indicate that Whistler and Ticker have joined the US Elite as part of their I-Corps division and have reunited with their good friends within the Horsemen and especially Montgomery Hilliard and Tudor Yates, another disturbing note is we have learned that these men are also part of the Santa Fe Ring as certified problem solvers……..seriously they are the Problems not the solution.

For ages we basically have been left in the dark about the Whistler and thanks to some very dedicated reporters that now live in hiding we have come to learn that Whistler is a legendary physical adept with dedicated focus in all forms of combat prowess…….this man makes Path of the Warrior adepts look like school children and has been reported to own a personal leyline stone and trained in the arts of the Nog’ or in reality he tortured the knowledge out of Jefferson O’Doyle; the former grand marshal of the Tir royal guard and long standing member of the Path of the Warrior.

General Jefferson O’Doyle was found murdered within the Elven palace in Dublin on February 27th, 2075 at 0900 by royal guards, his body was crucified to the palace wall, his insides turned inside out and Needler wounds to his nerve clusters. His skull cap opened and pins pushed into various clusters of his frontal lobe with the killing blow coming from a stiletto wound that was microscopic at the base of his jawline. Jefferson O’Doyle’s aid reported hearing whistling coming from his chamber shortly before 0600 and when he went to inspect the noise he reports that General O’Doyle told him that “All was fine, and to bring him his breakfast at 0930″ The aid reports that his commander gave him the proper code word before he returned to his duties.

Mr. Howell stated that he was chilled to the bone by the whistling as it was a very disturbing tune, though he figured all was safe seeing the Whistler was not scene in months and he would be unable to infiltrate the palace. Mr. Howell is currently under arrest by the Tir authorities under suspect in aiding in the death of Jefferson O’Doyle as well for the theft of Tir military secrets that went missing. Now I am not saying it was the Whistler that did this, but seriously the who else whistles creepy and depressing tunes and has a score to settle with the Elves of the Nog.

Now we have also learned that another 32 murders have been reported within the palace and the surrounding guard shacks during the time of 0900 though 1300 hours and the most disturbing would be the wife of Jefferson O’Doyle who would be found with needles driven through her skull and face…….medical reports indicate that Barbra O’Doyle was kept alive by a surgeons hand and proper placement of the needles, death came when an aid would cut the hundreds of fine surgical stitches that kept the ladies mouth sealed. as soon as she gasped for a breath a large needle would implant itself up into the sinus cavity and well lights out.

This people is the Whistler a man with the skills of a surgeon, and the hands of a madman; he tortures his victims before death and from reports he as well installs a Reverse Brain Dump Jack directly to the victims frontal lobe and steals vital information through the old CIA interrogation tool…….so we can assume that the Whistler once worked for or still works for the CIA seeing he deploys tactics known to be from the day and age of Director Wilhuff Palpatine. The Whistler himself is still somewhat a enigma but we have learned some valuable information seeing he is an adept……that is something we didn’t know prior and that he is government trained and must have a medical degree. He is very skilled with a blade and seems to like to torture his victims prior to death putting them through extreme pain and discomfort before setting the stage of their death.

We only know one piece of cyber this man has and that is a cybernetic diamond tipped silenced drill that he deploys on his victims, we know this do to the body of Kevin Welsh a Tir dignitary that was found with multiple shallow holes drilled into his skull with metal straws that had been pushed into place. Kevin Welsh’s body was found in his study stapled to his chair and his head locked in a surgical skull clamp……the poor man was forced to endure great torture before death and his own eyes had been surgically removed and used to unlock the security measures on his personal terminal. Death came from a sodium overdose that lead to sever cardiac failure, stroke and seizures from having liquid sodium poured into the straws straight into his brain. We know this was the Whistler seeing the madman turned on the victims camera and recorded the final seconds of Kevin Welsh’s life and simply whistled a funeral dirge while he taunted the victim and grinned as he began to seize violently from the introduction of the foreign fluids.

This people is who the Whistler is a trained killer with zero soul and remorse, one who relishes in the agony of his victims prior to death, one who is simply a silent killer and works for the UCAS government…….yes he works for US!! This man is a monster and needs to be brought to justice or he will keep killing with no fear……Why the Whistler hasn’t made the top ten most wanted list is beyond me but somehow and I blame Wilhuff Palpatine he simply slips threw the cracks, well they say evil understands evil and Whistler is pure evil and Wilhuff is as well pure evil so these men simply understand each other.

I have as well learned that Herbert Parish is related to……………………………………………………..”