Decker Database
Membership: Red Dawn, ADF, Santa Fe Ring, Post Office, President’s Men, Kingsmen, London Dungeon, Ruination, Royal Assassin Corps
Race: Human (FIP)
Height: 6’0
Weight: 190
Apparent Age: 70+
Actual Age: Unknown
Archetype: Cybered Gunfighter Adept (Cyber Criminal)
Circle: Unknown (Good Fucking God, Eat a Bullet and save him the time!)
Preferred Weapon: Custom Denver Guard Bolt Action Slug Thrower & Custom Denver Guard Rail Pistol (Both Highly Modified)…also an unknown blade
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Membership: Red Dawn/Sons of Liberty/Ruination/London Dungeon/Kingsmen/Post Office/ADF/Santa Fe Ring/Presidents Men/Rough Riders
Race: Human (Assumed)
Height: 5’5
Weight: 150
Apparent Age: 70+
Actual Age: Unknown
Archetype: Unknown <Cyber Criminal>
Circle: Unknown
Preferred Weapon: Unknown
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Membership: Red Dawn/Sons of Liberty/Post Office/Kingsmen/London Dungeon/Crystal Dragons/Ruination/Presidents Men/Rough Riders/Harbour Masters
Race: Human (Assumed) (FIP)
Height: 5’6
Weight: 150
Apparent Age: 70+
Actual Age: Unknown
Archetype: Cybered Adept <Cyber Criminal>
Circle: Unknown
Preferred Weapon: Unknown
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Membership: ADF, Santa Fe Ring, Bounty Hunters, Son’s of Odin, Son’s of Liberty, Jamestown’s, Post Office, London Dungeon, Kingsmen, Railroad, Presidents Men
Race: Human (F.I.P)
Height: 5’5
Weight: 150
Apparent Age: 70+
Actual Age: Unknown
Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept (Cyber Criminal)
Circle: Unknown….assume the worst and keep guessing!
Preferred Weapon: Custom Colt .45 Peacemaker & Custom Winchester Repeater .50 caliber (Highly Modified)
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BIO: It’s time to talk about the man known as the Regulator and why this agent is so much of a threat to the nation and why he must be locked up with the rest of the criminals of the NAA (North American Alliance). Aldwyn has served within the Santa Fe Ring and ADF for ages and was one of the founding members of those orders…now I don’t mean he founded the orders we all know that was Montgomery Palpatine and Nero Caprio; no we mean he was one of the original agents and has been riding alongside Montgomery for a very long time. As far as we know his F.I.P status is nothing more then a cover for his longevity and like the other ancients he didn’t need to injection and any scientific results garnered from his injection are worthless, this stands true with a majority of the FIP supposed legends and heroes. We know he served the Kingsmen and then defected over to the Presidents Men after the Revolutionary War (1765 – 1791) and would enter the Post Office in it’s earliest days when it was simply known as the Pony Express, he is an abolitionist and helped put the Underground Railroad in the history books, and the worst of the worst is that he is a Jamestown…but one of the Handler’s brothers who would simply go off on his own and well become part of history all unto himself.
Now we understand that Reverdy Jamestown is the true patriarch of that crime family and with his brothers Rusty Rutherford and Arthur Rummy they would give birth to America’s first ever organized crime syndicate…to think Rutherford is considered the cop of cops. There father Dover Barton would basically abandon his children and leave them to plague the countryside…when they were born is unknown and what is also unknown is if this is normal parenting for a dragon; well as for Aldwyn he is the forth brother and the forgotten one, he is Reverdy’s fraternal twin and would slip into the shadows of the world long before we had shadow agents. Aldwyn would prove himself and find himself within multiple orders throughout history and find a way to make damned sure he would be forgotten by the same people he worked against, again when he was born is truly lost to history; but we can confirm that his birth certificate is a forgery and this man is far older than any currently standing government.
We know that Aldwyn worked alongside Montgomery Palpatine, Orson White, David Klopeck, Maxwell Irving, and Gunner Kirby for some time and has sailed the seven seas with the Blue Claw as well…what he did on that vessel is unknown, though we also know he served on the Rainbow with David Klopeck and we all know that vessel was nothing more than a pirate warship and part of Admiral Palpatine’s fleet but owned by David Klopeck…so nothing good and nothing legal. We can go back even further and find Aldwyn working working alongside David Klopeck within the Crusades and helping spread Christianity through the Middle East…even though the truth is they were within that order to tear down the Catholic Church, and they nearly succeeded. Aldwyn served the same order of assassins that David served and the two founded the Brotherhood of Assassins alongside a strange fellow Dibbleton Woodward and hunt down the false ones…again not sure what that means, though they were known simply as Huntsmen and served within something called the Black Hand as well; we have no historical records of the Black Hand and even the Brotherhood of Assassins has been lost to history…if it wasn’t for our contacts we wouldn’t even know this much.
Now we all know that the world hides some very dark secrets and some very scary creatures within it and it’s this world that Aldwyn lived in and worked to exterminate. So I can say for that he might have been a on the right side of history, though according to our contacts this is just misguided and Hunters are the villains and not the supernatural; according to them the Hunters are just hate mongers that believe only humans deserve to exist and that only humans are at the top of the food chain. This again I don’t have any actual opinion on and have to agree with our contacts, seeing we all know that there are things higher on the food chain then humans and it isn’t right for a small group of hate mongers to decree that they are saving humanity…they are no better then the NAA rebels. What our contacts have stated is that there is a hierarchy within the Hunter world and there is what is called the Legendary Hunter of each type of Supernatural and the return of the legends is an omen in their world…they are getting very nervous and have begun precautions to make sure their kind doesn’t go extinct. According to our contacts the listing of legendary hunters is as follows:
Yes there are eleven categories that our contacts are willing to reveal and there might be more but their lips are sealed about any further, though they are also very nervous about the return of the legends…yes there can be two as scene with Dragons and Vampires, according to our contacts the others that would qualify to be Legends would have met their fate and perished while on the hunt. It seems that within the hunting world you have the species you specialize in and then cross train into the others, seeing according to our contacts these men are all very dangerous and extremely well versed in slaying the various species of supernatural and yes I didn’t stutter I did say “Slayer” they are looking to rid the world of the of the plagues they consider these species to be…we can be assured that these 13 men are well versed in the slaying of each and every type of supernatural and ever since the alliance of the Coven and the Hunters our contacts have been very nervous and see this as a sign that there world is about to come to an abrupt end and they will do whatever it takes to make sure they don’t go extinct.
Now according to our contacts the return of the slayers is something we all should concern ourselves with, seeing these men and those with the Hunters Spark or “Slayers Spark” will simply look inwards to the mortal species once they have rendered there prey extinct and they will with ease enslave and dominate those that are simply born normal. Our contacts state that two decades ago the Slayers were nearly extinct and there numbers where in the single digits…our that’s what they thought, many where in hiding and others had their sparks go dormant; now there numbers are returning and they are flocking together like a murder of crows and congregating within Old Alexandria for some reason. Our contacts have provided a known list of all Slayers and trust me this is terror inducing as many of them are deep within the government of the NAA either in the political end or the deep state; see below for the listing.
Now this is by no way a complete listing of the slayers and it doesn’t take into consideration the other chapter of Slayers know as the Dream Warriors and the work that they do in slaying the creatures of our dreams and nightmares…not to mention humanity. Though even this listing is scary and should concern our readers seeing it includes many within the government and many that lurk within the deep state; now this article is not going to be all related to the slayers and their grouping, though it needed to be mentioned seeing with Aldwyn returning that means the last of the Legends has returned and it won’t be long before the Slayers embark on there quest to rid the world of the things that go bump in the night. This has our contacts very nervous and even the Neon Church has spoken out against the Slayers for there heresy and blasphemy…murder is simply murder and “Though Shall Not Kill”.
Okay what we have learned is that all the original Hollywood Monsters are all real and well we know that with the return of the Sixth World the paranormal creatures have returned but according to our contacts there is a huge difference between the monsters of the Sixth World and what would be considered a monster within the world of the Slayers…Let’s just say that the creatures we fear running into in the wild are a joke and nothing but a speed bump for these hunters and especially the original; yes people Swamp Thing is real, so is the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and for fuck sake so is Godzilla…and yes it’s these men that make sure we don’t have to deal with this, our contacts state that why shouldn’t these creatures deserve to live and stay unharmed. We have learned that Confederate American States President Wesley Taffer is one of these legends and is a renowned Monster Slayer and goes after these horrors…our contacts worry seeing his spark simply reawakened after spending sometime with Maximillian Yates.
As for Aldwyn he is a legendary tomb raider and hunter of mummy’s and yes they are real as well…I am starting to think we need these slayers and they shouldn’t be hunted and killed; seriously I have scene those movies and they don’t ever end well. It is stated that Aldwyn joined the Knights Templar to infiltrate and locate hidden tombs and get closer to Egypt and the Valley of the Kings, though thanks to history class we know that Mummy’s aren’t exclusive to Egypt and can also be made naturally in a dry climate…and we have learned that they too can rise and deserve to exist, according to our contacts. They stated that the thought they had gotten lucky in killing Aldwyn when Victor Salazar attempted some magical ritual in the Valley of the Kings and well when the magical bomb went off…Aldwyn was at ground zero hunting his prey. Turns out he would survive and become a serious problem for both Victor Salazar and our contacts, they fear him simply because he is a highly skilled and very successful at removing his quarry. He has been trained to hunt all of the above and his Mummy hunting has given him an advantage when dealing with the Eldritch creatures, a skill normally saved for the Coven and one that he cross trained with Wesley Taffer.
Now I know many will not believe this article and consider it some sort of distraction and government propaganda, please I beg of you to take this seriously; these creatures exist and the Slayers are very real. There skill, speed, ability to move unnoticed, and there sheer stamina has no comparison; they are gifted and they as well have access to cyber, bio, and magical enhancements meaning that they make some of the legendary runners look like newbies and can perform feats of athleticism that is unparoled and has no equal; for example David Klopeck has been scene running silently on the top of peoples heads, diving off buildings hundreds of meters tall and landing safely…something the adept power of freefall can’t do; Slayers have been scene swinging around like Tarzan with there whips, and simply crashing through buildings…or more like tossed through a building and they get back up and continue to fight.
So with Aldwyn he is a specialist in the Mummy’s, he has been empowered by whatever happened in Egypt thanks to Victor Salazar and he has fought in every major and minor conflict since the War of 1812 officially as an FIP solider; He was injected in 1851 and it would be his military service that would allow for him to continue his Slaying as he would be deployed all over the world as a Marine. He fought in the African Front of World War One (1914 – 1918) alongside the British forces…yes he was deployed out to Europe and given to our UK allies long before America would enter the war, this happened with many of the FIP as they were considered expendable after 1900. He fought in the African Campaign (1940 – 1943) of the Second World War and would as well find himself storming the beaches of Normandy on June 6th, 1944, he would be deep within Korea, and Vietnam and eventually being retired in the Iraq War (2003 -2011).
He like many of his fellow FIP would be put through hell and marched directly into the meat grinder numerous times, he has been injured so many times I have lost count. Seriously this man shouldn’t be alive…well that can be said about most of the FIP and even they agree and find it hard to live in a world they don’t recognize; as they are relics of the past and many become shut ins and reject the modern world. Not Aldwyn and not many of the FIP that are on the above list, no they continue to adapt and progress in the modern world as they know that without them the creatures will win. Again I am only reporting please don’t shoot the messenger…now I won’t go into his injuries, I won’t go into his time spent in a concentration camp, nor will I go into the many times he staved off death, or survived an execution…seriously how is that possible, but for these FIP especially the Slayers they are masters of it.
What I will report on is that after Aldwyn was retired from the USMC and dumped unceremoniously back stateside, he would simply pull himself up by his bootstraps and go back to work. He would find himself a job working at the Natural History Museum in New York City as an Egyptologist and work as a professor at Columbia University teaching….you guessed it Archeology with a focus on Egypt, Mayan, and Aztec cultures. He was one of the lucky ones and able to find work quickly and seeing they dumped him in New York City…well for a man with lifetime of experience raiding tombs, university educated, and a holder of multiple advanced degrees; they might have been old but the counted, again the dates forged most likely. He was able to slither into the his field and find a decent paying job quickly and well this would allow Aldwyn to continue hunting the Cursed Dead and using grant money to fund his research, field trips, and digs…think about being a student of this crazy bastard.
Though Aldwyn would take a break from his teaching and take sabbatical from both the museum and university to join up with the 401st Bombers…well it states that he was recruited by Maxwell Irving and served in the Magnificent Bastards alongside Montgomery Palpatine, and would find himself amongst like minded company as we can basically assume the Bombers especially the Bastards and Gunslinger were a government hunting agency as the 401st Bombers were full of Slayers and surprisingly only the sparked and blooded Slayers would survive there ordeal as the government tried to purge them…Aldwyn would survive the purge somehow and slither back home and pick back up where he left off; using government funds to finance his Slayer activities and hoarding of ancient artifacts…we can consider Aldwyn a real life Indiana Jones and yes he would have a few run ins with the Nazi’s in Africa that weren’t related to his service in fighting and more his tomb raiding; this is the first of the Slayers to be part of the ancient order of the Medjai and had contacts and allies all over Africa and especially in Northern Africa; even being an FIP didn’t slow him down or prevent him from being able to perform his sacred duties…again this is one Slayer that hasn’t slowed down and one that has our contacts very nervous…hell they all do.
Did Aldwyn have family? Yes he did well he used too, though his wife and children are all long dead and he hasn’t bothered to seek out further relations as he considers it to be a risk not worth taking. According to reports when Aldwyn was asked why he is still single and hasn’t settled down and started a family; He replied sarcastically “I did…The government murdered my family, as an attempt to keep me in line.” he continued as he spoke emotion can be heard swelling in his voice ” They broke my knees and ankles, they tossed me into jeep and drove me out to parts unknown…forced me out of the jeep and my Commanding Officer Curtis Wilson forced me to watch as he put a bullet in my wife’s head.” he continues “I then was forced to watch as he and Evergreen systematically executed my two sons and my daughter. I was forced to watch helplessly as they murdered my family and for what reason did they suffer execution…I’ll fucking tell you, I requested leave for my Daughters birthday…I requested one fucking day and they beat me within an inch of my life, broke my knees, and ankles and then shot me in the hip and small of my back as a reward. I was then told now you have no reason to request leave again, and I was then tossed back into the jeep and simply dumped at a Army hospital…No one asked any fucking questions, and well after I was released from the hospital it was off to Vietnam long before America was actually officially involved.
So so wonder why I don’t have a family, why I don’t settle down, and why I choose to be single and alone…seriously are you a retard, my family was executed as leverage simply because I wanted to see my daughter, my little princess on her 8th birthday. I am still grieving and I will not subject myself nor anyone else to the dangers of my chosen profession, and I am not the only FIP veteran to have their families murdered simply to leverage the veteran and I won’t be the fucking last.” he would go on “As for the shit stain Curtis Wilson…There is a special place in hell for him and I will make damned sure I am the one to send him there.” So there you go as to why Aldwyn is unmarried and without children.
Now as for Aldwyn’s days as an abolitionist well he would ride the plains with the US Cavalry alongside Montgomery Palpatine, Wesley Burns, and Baily Georgetown; and on the side he would pull the bandana up over his face, don his blackest duster, strap on his six shooters, and ride alongside Klopeck, White, Tubman, and Irving as they terrorized the plains as desperadoes…in all reality all of these men were wanted men and it would only be the US War Department that would protect them from being arrested and hanged. Honestly I am not sure how the Pale Rider and gang didn’t find themselves in chains and swinging from a rope, though it proves that our government and military have been beyond corrupt for generations.
These outlaws would go after slave traders, bounty hunters, slave masters, and the overseers; they would strike the slave auctions and even purchase the slaves only to free them, this would create a rift with the southern land owners that needed the free labor and as well with the law once it was learned they simply murdered those in their path to freeing the slaves. The Regulator not to be confused with the outlaw gang known as the Regulators would ride all over the states and territories to further the advancement of freedom for all. He built up quite the body count and sent many a gunfighter to their early grave as he was quick on the draw and deadly accurate; legend says that he always drew first blood and last blood…every bullet hitting it’s mark and ending a life. The Regulator was not the only outlaw or (sanctioned slayer) that was seriously accurate and deadly quick on the draw, just the one that would get the credit: Aldwyn was in good company alongside Montgomery Palpatine, Charles Palpatine, Maxwell Irving, Wesley Burns, Orson White, David Klopeck, and Rusty Rutherford…let’s not forget about Nero Caprio and Hale Henderson as they are not known for being slow on the draw either.
Now I know stories state that William H Bonney was lightning quick and the fastest draw in the west…well those stories are slightly over exaggerated but not by much, the Kid would learn his craft and model his style off of the Regulator and the other legends that came before him and in a vacuum he would be the fastest; mostly it would be that the Kid and others simply weren’t born with the gift of the Slayers Spark and it would be this defect that kept him and the others from rising to the same level…keep this in mind people, the Kid was the fastest draw when it came to normal folk and not Slayers, this shows you just how fast they were before cyber, magic, and bio-enhancements. Simply put Aldwyn would narrowly escape death numerous times while engaged in shootouts, being lynched when trying to rescue a slave girl, and finding himself caught in the crossfire between Cavalry and Native warriors.
Aldwyn like many we have already discussed was friendly with the native tribes, spoke their language, knew their traditions, was trained by their scouts, and welcomed amongst them; this is one of the major reasons the Slayers would survive their ordeals out west and never run afoul with the law. Simple when you are one of the only survivors of a native attack the US military gives you a medal and sends you back out with a new command as it was expected that countless would die trying to tame the west…not that the Slayers and their abolitionist allies simply rode there men straight into the maw of hell and waited to be spit out. They had friends everywhere and according to some people they fought on the right side of history as they proved that not all European Caucasians were bad people, I can’t understand why they would go after slave owners and why they would murder the southern landowners that simply were trying to make a living.
Again I could go into great detail about the Regulator and his adventures in the American West as well as his many engagements as a member of the US Cavalry during the American Civil War (1861 – 1865) as well the Spanish American War (1898). Now this is where things get complicated and funky with Aldwyn, remember that he is Reverdy’s twin brother and his first wife would be a young indigenous women that helped nurse him back to health after the Battle of San Juan Hill….yes Aldwyn was a Rough Rider and yes this man would be one of the First Ever US Marines, yes my readers this man is that damned old seeing the Marine Corps was founded in 1775. Back then the military worked differently then it does today, people volunteered when needed and most of the time the men would serve for a bit and move on, hence why militia units where necessary as the War Department was in it’s infancy and nowhere near the size it would become.
This would allow for these old timers, these Slayers to slip in and out of active service, move from post to post, doctor their documents, and basically remain servicemen as well allowing them to focus on there side hustles…also news travelled slowly, the mail even slower, and much of the West was simply territories and considered lawless. These Slayers truly took advantage of the situation and when they returned to civilization it would be put on there big boy clothing and play by the rules…well until something needed to be hunted and slain; or a slave needed to be rescued. Remember that Aldwyn was one of the first ever Marines and we know just how dangerous the Marines are in battle also remember that he served on the Blue Claw, and the Rainbow; and that he would be a serious thorn in the side of Arthur McGowan and his operations.
Okay sorry for the side track and rambling…why I needed to bring up Aldwyn’s first wife; yeah he married and had children with his brothers wife’s mother. Now in his defense Aldwyn and Reverdy had no idea they were related and Aldwyn was going by the surname Roper and using the alias Marion Roper…still yuck. Once the war was over Aldwyn would return back stateside and he would bring his pregnant wife with him, he would learn a valuable lesson that he was about to find himself within the crosshairs of the US Government during the post 1900 purge of all the original F.I.P (Federal Immortality Project of 1850) and during this time he would be thrust back into the Marine Corps and forced into a live of servitude and slavery. The government couldn’t kill this man and trust me they tried numerous times, including putting him to death by firing squad alongside his wife and children…well all but his six month old daughter who Aldwyn would hand over to a fellow retired F.I.P and well the military under Presidential order would line up Marion Roper, his wife Maria Roper, his twin sons Edwardo (4) and Aldwyn Jr (4), and his daughter Paula (2) and on July 4th 1902 they were all shot and killed…well not Aldwyn, he even survived a bullet to the head. How he survived is unknown and seriously left up to debate, but this is not uncommon with these FIP bastards, John White shot both Arthur Rummy and Joshua Dean in the head and they are still alive today; toss in the fact that Aldwyn is a Slayer and beyond gifted…Once the government failed to execute Aldwyn instead of trying again they simply stripped him of his rank, medals, and dignity they injected him again and enslaved him into the USMC for the next century plus.
Aldwyn’s memories were affected by the head wound and he wouldn’t remember about his family till his chance encounter with Curtis Wilson and Victor Evergreen and once Aldwyn made eye contact with Curtis he remembered everything and remembered that Evergreen was the one that put a bullet in his head back in 1902 and come July 4th 1955 Aldwyn would suffer through history repeating itself and this time it would be Curtis Wilson pulling the trigger…Aldwyn filled with rage and full of agony suffering broken bones and a fresh bullet would would find himself being being drugged and tossed in the back of the jeep before…mind you his military jacket is very redacted here and the next page simply says he was deployed off to Vietnam in December of 1955 to aid the French forces alongside a small unit of Army, Navy, and Marine special forces….this is where Aldwyn would remain till 1975 when he would return home a beaten and broken man, full of rage and hatred towards Victor Evergreen and Curtis Wilson…especially seeing Curtis would end up showing up in Nam’ come 1969 and the War Department would put him in command of Aldwyn’s platoon.
From our records Second Lieutenant Curtis Wilson would never actually see action as he was simply deployed into the jungle, he took command and ordered the platoon to go out on ambush deep into the Cambodian Jungle and on September 17th Aldwyn and forty other men left their forward base. These men marched multiple kilometers into the jungle and got into position, they were all dug in deep and ready for anything the enemy could throw at them…well not exactly everything, Aldwyn would be the only survivor of the attack as they were being cut down by NVA and Cong forces and the fighting lasted nearly two days…they called in reinforcements and were denied, they called in an airstrike and once again denied by Curtis; at the end of the engagement the airstrikes came in and dumped all there payload directly on Aldwyn and what remained of the platoon. By the time Aldwyn crawled out of the jungle and was rescued Curtis was long gone and back home safely in Iowa and Aldwyn was once again left with a burning desire to bury his knife into Curtis’s chest.
Aldwyn would end up being the longest serving US Marine to be deployed within the jungles of Vietnam and this would come with many benefits for Aldwyn as well many consequences for the man the government dubbed unkillable. His jacket states that he would be deployed throughout Vietnam during his tenure and he would be wounded countless times, spending over a year of his deployment within medical camps…though not all at once, and this level of violence and brutality would weigh heavily on his physical and mental health; like many of the FIP Aldwyn would start acting irrationally and throwing himself directly into the maw of hell hoping to be swallowed up and only to be spat out of hell each and every time. Suicide and addiction would plague Aldwyn during his tenure in Vietnam and it would only be his friendship with Montgomery Palpatine, Maxwell Irving, Rusty Rutherford, Wilhuff Palpatine, and William Gunn that would keep this soldier alive and moving forward.
Addiction, suicidal thoughts and actions, depression, survivors guilt, PTSD, and crippling pain are common among the FIP and Aldwyn is no exception; reports indicate that he has tried to commit suicide by enemy fire numerous times, ignored doctors orders, and thrust himself into suicide missions time after time. Though he would prevail each and every time, he would emerge from a mission beaten, bloodied, and at times near death but in the end he survived and so did the many US marines and soldiers that he rescued from a most certain death. His mission success rate was unheard of and he would go onto to become one of the War Department’s most valuable bunker busters during his tenure in the jungle. Aldwyn would go missing numerous times within the jungle and be declared MIA (Missing In Action) or POW (Prisoner of War) and without fail he would always emerge from the jungle alive and worse for wear; though he would never be empty handed as he either held valuable documents about the enemy or leading other POW’s and wounded troops to safety, honestly Aldwyn is a hero and it’s sad that he has never been recognized as such. Though those days are long past and now he is nothing more than an assassin of the NAA and ex-patriot.
The FIP since 1900 have been denied promotions, medals, combat pay, accolades, and simply the right to choose when they can retire and hang up their uniform; they have only two ways to leave the military and that’s death or sustained injury that disables them. Seeing many FIP have an accelerated healing rate and can sustain far more damage than your average soldier before being slowed down or simply stopped cold the government see’s them as utility and asset that is invaluable and hence the need to keep them on the front of every major and minor engagement. Aldwyn is no exception accept that the dubbed him the unkillable one and hence would make damned sure they made him suffer and payback every dime of his worth; now Aldwyn would serve the USMC until June of 2005 when he would find himself in dire straights and fending off the enemy by himself as he and his squad where caught in an ambush that left Aldwyn pinned down and trapped behind there disabled transport.
Needless to say multiple bullet wounds, shrapnel, and broken bones didn’t stop the Regulator from holding his own and defending his fellow Marines…no it would be the rocket propelled grenade that would punch through the transports armor and blast Aldwyn into the next county. How he survived is again unknown but he was considered unkillable and the enemy was about to find out why and while armed with only his sidearm and knocking on deaths door, he managed to fend off a grouping of fifteen Islamic terrorists…reports indicate that with a lighting draw and flick of his wrist he put two bullets into two of the enemy insurgents as they took cover behind the terrain. When Aldwyn was found by NATO forces he was nearly dead, he had stopped his bleeding by burning the wounds closed with gunpowder and had managed to crawl half a kilometer to shelter; he would be recovered and shipped off to medical once again and this would be when he would be retired. His wounds to great for him to continue service to the military and he would find himself back stateside after a quick visit to the hospital.
Now according to reports and records we were able to uncover about Aldwyn he would easily find work in New York City as an Egyptologist and professor, he threw himself into his work as he worked on his recovery and addictions. This man would not be done with his side work as a Slayer and it wouldn’t be long before he was once again taking on the cursed dead and as well diving headfirst into the vampire problem of New York during the early 2000’s…yes according to our contacts the city had an undead problem and it’s a good thing they turned it into a prison island. He would take sabbatical come 2015 to join the 401st Counter Terrorism Division where he would serve under Maxwell Irving and Montgomery Palpatine until 2018 when he would be once again retired after extreme injuries sustained during the events of the Great Tragedy of 2019 and a chance encounter in Mexico where his skills as a tomb raider would become invaluable and allow for the Magnificent Gunslingers (This was a blending of the Magnificent Bastards & Gunslingers) we would learn that the Magnificent Gunslingers were all Slayers and they were down in Mexico on unofficial “Official” business. As much as they were successful in thwarting some “world ending” situation many would end up unable to continue government service….according to the commanding officer Maxwell Irving “This was nothing more then a government sanctioned suicide mission and they had zero plans on any of use returning alive, we were set up, the local cartels knew we were inbound and they were waiting to give us a machinegun welcome.”
We know that the 401st Bombers not only survived but they were successful in whatever side mission they were actually on, and when they returned the government wasn’t all that pleased and so would begin the purge of the Bombers. The 401st Bombers were essential in allowing the Battle of the Irish Sea to succeed and they had thwarted the government’s plans numerous times, turns out when you are trying to use terror to instigate a coup…don’t deploy a counter terrorist division and especially one that is made up of grizzled FIP veterans that are beyond pissed at the same government for it won’t end well. Now the history books tell us that the 401st Bombers would be scraped and many would end up being assassinated by the same government they once served, the problem for the government was that they missed some of the most dangerous of the Bombers and they would go on to become further problems for the government and eventually find themselves within the NAA and helping tear down the beloved United Canadian American States (UCAS) from the inside; those Bombers are as follow:
<This listing also includes the little known specialized unit known as the Crazy Koalas that would be born from the ashes of the Bombers, 401st Fighting Tigers and the Koalas would go onto become one of the most feared Counter Intelligence/Terrorism division that never existed.>
Aldwyn would simply return to his tenured position at Columbia and return to work at the museum and receive the honored position of Chief Curator and take advantage of the nations sudden fascination with Egypt to expand the museums collection, increase federal funding, and plan further archeological digs. He would become crucial for the Slayers as he had direct access to historical records, access to permits for excavations, and the perfect cover for a group of tomb raiders and killers; between Aldwyn’s direct civilian access and Montgomery’s governmental access through the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) and with the assistance from Addison Mayweather giving them cover in the media…it would be work as normal as the Koala’s would strike at the heart of there prey. Aldwyn would as well be able to use his station in the museum to further there intelligence gathering and further work on bring an end to human trafficking, yup once an abolitionist always an abolitionist; and let’s just say this is something they are still working to combat…even though I don’t see the issue or the problem that they claim is at pandemic levels and point all their collective fingers at the Neon Church as being Patient Zero.
Now for Aldwyn this period of his life would be basically normal and he would go onto to work for the university and museum, eventually becoming the longest sitting President of Columbia University were he would advance their accreditation and bring their history, archeology, and anthropology departments to the forefront and attract numerous students and investors. Aldwyn being alive and successful was something of a blackeye for the government and they still wanted to find a way to kill the unkillable soldier. The attacks and assassination attempts would continue, some historians say that it would be the government in an attempt to kill Aldwyn that caused New York City to become nothing more than a Island Prison as the bridges and tunnels would be sealed and the Hudson Tunnel explosion supposed to be the lynchpin in Aldwyn’s assassination…The tunnel was blown while he was inside commuting to the Columbia’s new campus further upstate in New York. It is said that drowning and crushing Aldwyn should be more than enough to kill him and the additional civilian casualties would be blamed on the Crazy Koalas, well seeing we are talking about Aldwyn it obviously didn’t work.
We know from historical and governmental records that the city of New York was sealed off on March 13th 2033 and the accidental explosion of the Hudson Tunnel took place on January 5th 2033. The government blamed a a computer virus for the sealing of the city and the destruction of the Hudson tunnel in their official declaration in considering NYC to be fully sealed and only those that could afford the proper credentials could leave the city and eventually most of the business and financial interests would leave Manhattan and the boroughs and relocate within Denver Colorado and the Federal District of Columbia. Corporations, Banks, and the wealthy fled the city and left it to the poor and working class to govern and rule. Come 2040 the federal government was dumping there prisoners into the city and turning Manhattan Island into a demilitarized zone with the unlucky innocent souls trying to survive within the boroughs and eventually even Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, and Staten Island would fall victim to the violence and corruption that flowed through Manhattan; needless to say this didn’t sit well with the Koalas and a shadow war would begin to reclaim the city and restore parts of New York back to her former glory…a fight that is still going on today and thanks to Archibald Kingsbury it’s sadly moving in the direction that benefits the Kola’s.
Now for Aldwyn when the tunnel blew he was deep inside and cruising along in his commuter car, unaware that death was loaming and suddenly a fireball filled the tunnel followed by falling debris and then water. Aldwyn would once again survive, according to him he managed to survive the initial blast, escape his car seconds before a large piece of concreate crushed his Sunfire and managed to dive into a side access tunnel and wait till the tunnel was underwater. He knew that basically anyone that was still in the main tunnel was already dead and he didn’t have the time to seek out survivors as the water was frigid and filling up the tunnel and access tunnels quickly. He as well knew to be wary of toxins in the water, blown electrical cables, and debris; it would only be by the grace of God that he survived and managed to escape the tunnel on the Jersey Side. When he awoke he was on the shore of the Hudson on the Jersey side, near hypothermic, and suffering from severe injuries…he looked towards the city and watched as additional explosions plagued the city and in his horror he watched as the Statue of Liberty would be destroyed and fall into the river.
According to hospital records Aldwyn would arrive to the emergency department suffering from toxicity, hyperthermia, lacerations, and broken bones. He was in critical condition and would have been an easy target for assassination but alas the government figured they had already killed him in the tunnel as no one could have survived that…well they were wrong and President Jamestown was still alive and from the records quite pissed off. He would recover quickly like many of the FIP do and would sign himself out against medical advice after only a few days and return to work once again unaware that danger was loaming and he was simply staying one step ahead of the people that wanted him dead. Aldwyn would return to Columbia’s new campus and continue to work as it’s president for the next decade before retiring and heading west once again, he served as the university president from 2020 -2045 so he must have done something right.
The next time we run across Aldwyn he was deep within the Santa Fe Ring and working directly alongside Nero Caprio and Alex Montgomery helping to secure the Southwest Trinity and being placed in command of the Boothill Stalkers one of the most feared and deadly special forces divisions of the Ring and this is where he would once again reconnect with the devils of the Trinity suck as Adolf Gunner, Jamie Surrey, Hale Henderson, Gibson Rockford, Hudson Hope, and Harvey Williamson and eventually he would find himself within Old Alexandria as part of the Alexandrian Defense Force. Aldwyn would continue his work as a Slayer and when he wasn’t off killing in the name of the Trinity he would be working inside the University of New Mexico and lending his experience and name to that acclaimed university…Aldwyn’s education and degrees span further then Egyptology, Anthropology, Archelogy, Linguistics, and Sociology by this point as he had amassed quite a few more scientific degrees within Engineering, Physics, Geology, and Biology; I won’t list the specifics of his education nor his specialties, Aldwyn is a published author and peer in his fields…this I can’t take away from him.
He currently works within Old Alexandria inside the ADF (Alexandrian Defense Force) and fought within the Alexandrian War (2076 -2085) against the Salish-Shidhe government. The once quiet old professor is now once again one of the most lethal assassins and agents of the North American Alliance (NAA) and has been for some time now. We would go onto learn that his six month old daughter that was spared death back in 1902 would go onto to live a full life, marry and have a family; something that I don’t even think Aldwyn knows about. His daughter Edith would grow up to be a school teacher like her father and would marry Theodore Bookman and have quite a large family, Theodore and Edith would live a pretty normal life within Brooklyn New York and eventually the children would marry into other families within the area and neighborhood.
The known records are as follows:
These are the known records of the family of Theodore & Edith the other records for the next of kin show that they perished either in acts of violence, war, disease, suicide, or accidental death with the last of the family being wiped out during the sealing of New York in 2033. The known decedents of Edith can be tracked and they are all people already mentioned within this article numerous times and yes the family tree really doesn’t fork all that well within this family line just like the Yates family tree and yup the Jamestown Tree is intertwined within the Yates; though now we can add Bookman, Gunn, and Willard to the mix as well…again Yuck; these immortals really need to dump the aliases and keep better records to prevent this from happening.
According to our contacts this man goes much further back and to a time when only Markov can speak of and he speaks little about those days except that he is nervous and cautious when divulging information about the days long before recorded history or as he calls it “The Lost Ages of Man” and he claims it from those days many of the Slayers hail and they have been gifted and blessed with eternal life through nefarious dealings with the occult and brokering deals with the infernal…now I am not sure I believe the last part seeing these Slayers seem to hunt the infernal and unholy. He speaks of two orders from those days that he finds troubling that they are returning and with the return of Aldwyn it is time to alert me of them, he speaks of Dawnguard and a group known as the Blades…he refers to the Blades as the worlds best swordsmen and slayers of Dragons; he was beyond abundantly clear that the Blades and Kingsmen are not the same, even though many within the Kingsmen also reside within the Blades…I will go into further detail about the Blades in a follow up article but for now I will share the basics of what I was told.
The Sigil of the Blades the Premier Order of Dragon Slayers & Guardians and Hand of the Emperor.
The Known Blades according to Markov Compton:
He also states that Aldwyn or better known back then as Marion Roper (Holy Crap that means that Reverdy, Rusty, and Arthur are Fucking Old!) would serve the Dragon Emperor and help defend the territory from the evils of the world and keep all the citizens safe…even at the determent to themselves and there own existence. Aldwyn’s first wife would be the daughter of the Dragon Emperor as a reward (arranged marriages where very common back then) for his slaying of the Mythic Dawn Cult and bringing peace to the land alongside the Emperors Brother…As of know this is all I have to share on the Blades and their order as I am at the mercy of Markov and he is not feeling talkative today, maybe after a glass of wine he will start regaling me again with more details regarding Dawnguard and the Blades or maybe some dirty little secrets about the group known as the Black Hand.
Aldwyn would as well be bestowed the title of Earl for his service to the empire and was as well granted land, though according to Markov this would be short lived as the Blades would have there own issues and when an assassin slew the Empress under the nose of the greatest warriors the land ever knew and trust in the order was fractured once it was learned that one of there own would be the one that plotted with the enemy to commit regicide and overthrow the Dragon Emperor. The legion would turn on the Blades as well they would turn on the Emperor as he was one of the blades, it appeared as if there was a coup underway and it would send a ripple threw the entire kingdom and the once noble Blades where being hunted down and forced into exile.
Many would simply return to there stations within the other orders they served such as Dawnguard and others simply slithered back into the Black Hand…though according to Markov those within the Black Hand never truly left the order while serving the Blades. This is the point that the surviving Blades would turn their focus on slaying the serpents of corruption and would become legendary dragon slayers, one Blade would be more then enough trouble for a dragon to handle and multiple would mean a most certain death. Seeing Dragons have returned to the world, they must be very nervous about the Blades still existing and especially ones from the days of old. Though for the Dragon Emperor, his brother, and Aldwyn these days would be full of further complications and issues as they were deeply invested within Dawnguard and trying to rebuild the ancient order of Vampire Hunters as darkness once again plagued the land and it would become a classic confrontation of good versus evil as mankind’s defenders took up arms against the undead threat.
Okay Markov didn’t like that last entry and has decided that I am not worthy of learning anything further till either I redact what I wrote or I apologize…I’ll simply give him some time to calm down and drink some more of his special wine. Though until then I will continue and work with what he already told me, okay from what I’ve been told is that Aldwyn’s wife and children would be tucked away within some river town for their safety while he was off on an adventure saving the world from the unholy beasts (Take that Markov) with his fellow Blades, Dawnguard Members, and Guild mates as they traversed the empire. Seemingly Aldwyn would perfect his craft in hunting the cursed dead during those days and trade secrets with his brother-in-law who was simply known as “D” as the two quested hunting down the evil that lurked within the shadows.
Again Markov when he is feeling generous and not but hurt can be quite the story teller, and when but hurt he can be quite tight lipped about these topics so I am simply going off what he already told me and hoping that he is willing to talk more later…seriously I am not going to defend a Vampire and call him one of the good guys, he has told me what his plans were and honestly I am thrilled that Dawnguard under the command of D and their allies where able to defeat Markov and ruin his plans of eternal night and the enslavement of the human race…yup my readers the Slayers might have been onto something, though I still don’t agree with their tactics and how they have slithered into the government and military; they must be up to something. Now according to Markov this band of Merryman would have an apprentice and one that would rise from the ashes of Dawnguards first age and help the original vampire hunter club’s survival and success into what is known as the second and third age; not much is known about this slayer besides what he was called by his allies and that is simply “C” some accounts state he was referred to as Curious George or C for short.
I honestly guess even back during Markov’s time they used handles and street names, who Curious George is…well that is unknown but this man was trained by some of the empires finest and best, he worked alongside longtime friends and family D, Stakes, Huntmaster, Dragon Emperor and the War God; as well he would work directly alongside other trainers and legends within the survivors of Dawn Guards first age. From what Markov told me is that Curious George is still alive and why wouldn’t he be…this is a trend with all of these immortals from the ye olden days, though this is not about Curious George and about Marion Jamestown and what I’ve learned about a period of time that I thought never existed. According to Markov we would learn is that Marion’s family would grow in size and influence within the town of River’s Edge and eventually his daughter Paulina would be married off to the Huntmaster blending the families and eventually the Huntmaster’s daughter would be married off to Curious George…if their are any surviving family members of those unions is unknown beyond Curious George, Huntmaster, and Regulator.
What I find funny is that Dawnguard and the Slayers hunt the unholy and use holy artifacts and blessed equipment such as holy water to fight the undead, yet they themselves are self proclaimed Atheists and Agnostics; they deny faith and especially Christianity even though we know Klopeck, Kowalski, and Darkwater are all ordained priests and known as warrior priests; yet they are also the first to tell you that religion in general is bogus and if a loving god did exist, it has long since died off. Yet these men still profess their faith…well not Klopeck, and work as members of the clergy till this day. According to records and reports many of these men as well served within the Knights Templar and fought in the Crusades, though reports indicate that they simply joined up to get closer to the targets of their hunts such as Vampires, Skin Changers, and Cursed Dead. If this is true then it does speak volumes about the validity of the Crusades and the Knights of the Cross; we would go onto to learn their was another apprentice a squire that showed up during the Crusades (exact date unknown) known simply as “O” and would flock to “D” and “C” for training to become a Knight and Crusader.
We know from reports that “O” is still alive as well, though we have no idea who he really is and well these slayers loved giving simply handles that can easily get lost in translation and vanish into the history books. Now if the Regulator wanted to simply be obfuscated into history he failed on multiple accounts as he would become part of history himself, though seeing we are relying on the words and memories from our contacts to even put this article together is enough for me to say that Marion was partially successful in keeping himself obfuscated. There is still one man from that age that is basically unknown and that is Dibbleton Woodward known as Scrap and the best friend and blood brother of “D” what we know is those two are as thick as thieves and besides Curious George if you can see “D” then Dibbleton isn’t far behind. There relationship was just like that of the Pale Rider and Burnsy where one is the other isn’t that far behind and well that’s all we know about Dibbleton besides his membership in the Kingsmen…This is something that even Markov is nervous about speaking about, there is something about Dibbleton that has him terrified and very concerned, this as well applies to many that have already been mentioned in this article including Aldwyn.
Okay it seems that Markov is back to his talkative self as he has consumed some of his favorite wine and had a visitor that shared some good news, I have now idea what they spoke about nor who they are but let me quickly prepare a few words and get this next section completed. Now I still plan on preparing separate articles article regarding the Slayers, The Black Hand, The Brotherhood of Assassins, and the Blades; though seeing I am still gathering information on those orders from Markov I will continue to focus on Aldwyn and his connections for as long as Markov is cooperating. First and foremost there are a few names that you will need to remember as I continue further and they are as follows (See Below)
Some of these individuals have already been mentioned within this article but Markov has gone into some further detail about them how the relate to the adventures of Aldwyn Jamestown and these ancient orders. Aldwyn is a man that has found a way to conceal himself within the shadows of history and is the only man that is gifted with true obfuscation and the ability to simply vanish from the mind’s eye, as Markov stated Aldwyn has found a way to adapt some of the vampires most guarded secrets and powers and translate them into mystical abilities that he can can use and turn them against the undead. Now from what I have been told Aldwyn ability to adapt and evolve is what makes his one of the most dangerous slayers within the known world and one of the reasons why Markov and the others want his removed with do haste, now none of this would be possible if it wasn’t for the gifts and secrets that Dibbleton Woodward uncovered while delving into a ancient burial tomb alongside Aldwyn, David, Wendall, Montgomery and Maxwell Irving.
Now my readers this was a very long time ago during what was referred to as the First Age of Man and not the First Age of Magic…that period of history hadn’t even happened yet, during these periods of time magic was far more common and the world was filled with all sorts of creatures of myth and legend. Magic was innate and with a little education and study one could wield some very devastating magics that today would be potentially world ending; spells that could warp reality, create mass devastation, and manipulate the masses with ease. Now these spells where extremely powerful but limited to those that studied and spent a lifetime or more honing there craft, though even the simplest of magics could do some very dangerous and unique things. These ancients grew up during the First Age of Man and where able to wield even the most basic of magics and use them to there advantage in battle or their daily lives, now not everyone had the patience or capability to harness the energy flowing freely from the leylines as they were unable to read and write and unable to take advantage of the ancient tomes where these secrets where hidden.
It would be the above mentioned within the article and a handful of others not previously mentioned in this article that would find a way to blend the mysticism of this age and create unique and now lost abilities that would turn the magic inwards instead of outwards and thus granting them beyond human powers and abilities that would turn them into a force to be reckoned with; those not previously mentioned will be listed below: (this doesn’t mean they couldn’t wield magic offensively as well in the form of spells)
According to Markov the above mentioned and this includes a vast listing of previously mentioned would be known as the first of the physical adepts long before that term was coined. It would be these that would go on to become legends in there own right. Though it would be the Slayers that would truly master these gifts and adapt magic to there advantage and become some of the most dangerous souls to live. Aldwyn with the aid of Dibbleton would manage to discover a way to mimic the powers of the supernatural creatures he hunted and blend them within his own mystical nature, this is a gift that he shared with only a select few and this would include Dibbleton of course, David Klopeck, Orson White, Montgomery Palpatine, Charles Palpatine, Wendel Flanigan, Maxwell Irving the above for mentioned. Now what I have been told is that this gift was learned from something called the “Tablet of the Slayer” or something to that extent as the actual translation is lost to history as it’s a very dead language and even Markov doesn’t understand it.
This artifact would be discovered deep within the Tomb of the First King and well guarded by the Cursed Dead and Restless Dead, it would take the all the will, skill, and heart that these slayers would have to successfully navigate and secure the tablet and return it to there well guarded and secluded headquarters. From there it would be translated by Dibbleton and it’s secrets reveled to the others and especially Aldwyn who would secure the ability of mimicry, and it would spiral out from there. It is said that from this tablet is where the Slayers would develop there unique and legendary talents that have aided them throughout the ages, and this is just the beginning of the oddities of that age and the people from this lost period of history. Honestly if everything that Markov is telling me is true it fully discredits the known history and science of the planet and humanity, seriously he is stating that everything we know is wrong and that mankind and humanity have been around far longer and the planet is far older then we can ever understand or comprehend.
Membership: ADF, Santa Fe Ring, London Dungeon, Post Office, Sons of Liberty, Presidents Men, Rough Riders, Kingsmen
Race: Human
Height: 5’5
Weight: 180
Apparent Age: 60+
Archetype: Cybered Gunfighter Adept (Cyber Criminal)
Circle: Unknown (Considered Extremely Lethal)
Preferred Weapon: Colt .45 Peacemaker (Highly Modified) & Ancient English Short Blade
Runner Song:
They call him Father Ski and he serves within the Alexandrian Defense Force (ADF) within the Chaplain Corps alongside Levi Darkwater, Gerome Redwolf, and Harland Lieberman though to think that Father Ski is simply a Chaplin is to feign ignorance about what the ADF is truly about. Father Ski is an ordained Roman Catholic Priest, he is highly educated and holds a doctorate in theology & philosophy as well as a medical doctorate, he is a true theologian and one that on the outside screams compassion and a warm heart. Though one can easily forget that Father Ski is also part of a few other orders that are a tad more violent in their nature and others that are designed to warp and manipulate the minds of the populace through propaganda and gaslighting. Father Ski has resided in Old Alexandria for some time and has served as a spiritual leader and guide for ages now and fully understands that he is preaching to a empty choir as Alexandria is full of pagans, heathens, agnostics, atheist’s and lets not forget about the Hebrews that pollute the waters of Alexandria; so how can a good Catholic survive in that environment, well honestly they can’t and that’s were we begin with Father Ski.
Father Ski’s birthdate is unknown and his records are to smudged and faded to pinpoint the date of birth and he refuses to show anyone his identification outside his ADF credentials and those are conveniently missing the date of birth. Though based on his FIP records we can assume that he was born sometime before 1850 and that he wasn’t always a Chaplin, unless he is like Father Klopeck and simply puts his vows and collar on a shelf from time to time. Ski served the US Cavalry during the Civil War (1861-1865) and throughout the Spanish American War (1898) while eventually being transferred to the US Marine Corps come 1900 where he would serve until he was discharged in 1970 after being wounded during the Vietnam War where Ski would loose his left leg from just below the knee and end up needing skin grafts to repair the third and forth degree burns that covered his back. Father Ski would leave the Marine Corps and be unceremoniously dumped back stateside with nothing more than his uniform, duffle, and one hundred US dollars in his wallet.
Ernest would as well suffer from gunshot wounds, a frozen shoulder, and retina damage from the war. He basically would be tossed to the curb all the while still suffering from the injuries that ended his FIP career and he would be forced to find his way in the world without having anyone tell him what to do. Father Ski would hitch hike his way east and find his way to Boston where he would find work inside the police department, were it states he was hired as a police chaplain. So I can assume that he already had been ordained and is just like Father Klopeck, it would be in Boston that Father Ski would find himself at a crossroads and one that would set him on the path he currently walks. It would be sometime in the 1980’s that he would meet Father Conway O’Reilly and the two would become as thick as thieves. Conway was a retired FIP chaplain and had become a parish priest for Our Lady of the Lake in Boston a church that Father Ski would attend regularly and would even serve Mass at from time to time between 1983 to 1888, and it would be during one of there many meetings in the rectory that Conway would introduce Ski to Montgomery Palpatine and David Klopeck and from that day Ski’s life would never be the same.
They would warp the old chaplains mind and bring him into there world and before long Father Ski was playing a pivotably role in the railroad, and as well aiding the two hunters in their nightly encounters. Well his physical assistance would come once he was gifted a new leg and that was a gift that came at a hefty price, Ski was abducted by some government goons that wanted to use the old cleric to capture the hunters. They figured the old cleric would be mystified by the newly crafted and gifted cybernetic leg and he would follow them blindly as they simply pulled off a miracle and they couldn’t have been more mistaken, Ski’s loyalty to Montgomery and Klopeck wouldn’t waver and his devotion to his faith and savior was unbending. Ski knew not to trust the government and he knew that he had to simply warn the others and vanish into the woodwork and so Ski would begin his pilgrimage west and find himself in the small town of Alexandria Washington where he would put down his roots and little did he know that one day he would be fighting in a war for the survival of all Alexandrians including himself.
Basically there isn’t much to say about Father Ski pre 2018 and the Great Tragedy as he didn’t leave a dramatic impact on history like Irving, Klopeck, White, Kissinger, Beachworth, and the Palpatine family. He would earn his Masters and Doctorate from the University of San Diego in Theology & Philosophy, his Masters and Doctorate in Physiology, Psychology, and Medicine from University of Washington. He would work part time as a parish priest within Alexandria while working full time for the King County Coroners Office where he would rise to hold the office of Chief Medical Examiner, as much as Ski was a man of faith he was as well a man of science and this would put him at odds with many inside the Christian faith and especially in the coming years when Religion and Science would collide in a head on collision that would create a rift between the scientific and devote…lets just say Father Ski would not escape this unscathed and his faith would become further tested.
One would expect that a man of god would be passive and shy away from engaging in criminal actions, murdering people, espionage, and well everything that goes against the word of god and the bible. Well not so much in Father Ski’s case, this man is old and broken his faith tested and nearly shattered through numerous near deaths in war, being forced to suffer unthinkable horrors at the hands of the Nazi’s during the Second World War, knowing that evil lurks within the shadows, and knowing that sometimes good men have to do unthinkable things to prevent evil from being triumphant. The events of the Great Tragedy would ravage Father Ski and forever change this man, his magical nature would awaken, he would be nearly killed from the ravaging magic of the Tragedy and he would find himself nearly dying when the coroners van would be t-boned by a Salish-Shidhe armored personnel carrier, the only man to survive the hail of bullets into the van would be Father Ski and lets just say he wasn’t in the best of shape.
They would say that he died on that faithful day in 2018 and would be reborn as the Father Ski we all know today, a man that walks with determination, carries a very large gun, and wields a sword with all the skill and grace of a master swordsmen. He would emerge from the wreck a reborn man, he would survive one tragedy to only witness countless others, and Father Ski would find himself a warrior for good and defender of the weak. On December 23rd 2018 is the date that would nearly end Ski’s life, he would be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time and still recovering from the ravages of the Great Tragedy he would end up being called out to a crime scene to do his job and only find himself being involved in the worst accident in his life. He would basically end up in a very similar situation to David Klopeck and he would choose violence and survival over accepting death…as the reports indicate Ski would end up fighting for his life and end up killing multiple Salish-Shidhe soldiers. After the Salish-Shidhe would riddle the van with bullets from automatic fire killing Ski’s assistant, his intern, and a student that was on a ride along, he would have to amputate his gifted cyber leg and nearly tear his only working leg off at the knee. He would initially play dead in the driver seat with the steering wheel nearly piercing his chest, the airbag having clobbered him, and the drivers door pinning him to the passenger seat. Ski wasn’t in the best of shape, his vest riddled with bullets, his legs, arms, and multiple torso hits as well a handful of near hits that sliced his face, head, and neck and a large piece of glass in his left eye…of course the enemy would assume he was beyond dead and simply left him alone.
That would be their biggest mistake and one that would come back to bite them in the ass, one doesn’t ignore or assume an FIP is dead unless their head is no longer attached. Father Ski would free his legs and then himself in a manner that must have been beyond excruciatingly painful, he would remain conscious and slide out of the demolished van and bring himself to his one leg he would lunge at one of the younger Salish-Shidhe soldiers and bring the young man to the ground and end the boys life by driving his thumbs into his larynx and snuffing the life out of the soldier. Ski would take on the rest of the Salish-Shidhe soldiers on his own or so he thought, it must have been a sight to see to witness that little old polish priest fighting for his life. Witness reports indicate that Father Ski would make short work of the enemy and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he wasn’t dead yet and his skills with a rifle, pistol, and shotgun where unmatched by the younger native forces. On December 23rd, 2018 Father Ski’s hands would once again be covered in blood as he would send those that sinned against him straight to hell, it would be on this day that he would earn the handle Old Testament as his wrath was unmatched and unsurpassed. Reports indicate that Ski would eventually pass out from the pain and blood loss and awake within Seattle Mercy Hospital on Christmas Morning after undergoing over 20 hours of surgery, it was considered a Christmas miracle that he awoke at all and according to the nurses his first words were “Nurse, where are my glasses I need to finish my incident report….also sweet heart could you get me a glass of whiskey, two thumbs and dry.”
Lets just say that the hospital staff was amused by the old clerics humor and dedication and yes he did get his whiskey on that Christmas morning of 2018. Father Ski for the second time would have to undergo an amputation as he didn’t fully cut off his left leg and more tore it free and his right leg they managed to save but only barely as it would take another lengthy surgery to fully save his other leg. He would loose his left eye, have a plate put in his orbital socket, have pins, bolts, screws, rods, bars, implanted into his right leg, ankle; his spine fused and caged, lets just say Father Ski was out of the frying pan but not out of the fire. Most of his ribs were broken and it would be a very long recovery before he could leave the hospital and rehab center, and come 2020 he would walk out of the Rehab Center and straight back to his job as Chief Medical Examiner.
Okay I know you are all here wondering about this man and the other orders he serves and how can a man of faith be a spy, assassin, and work for the orders he serves? Well I am going to upset you all a bit as I don’t have any hard and clear reason why, I can only speculate and even that is my assumptions based on his past as an FIP soldier, his faith being shattered, and the fact that he must have broken his vows before…though if Klopeck can be welcomed back into the priesthood I am not sure there is anything that can strip a priest of his title and get him excommunicated. Father Ski would again simply fade into obscurity after his miraculous walking out of the rehab center and all the television news studios capturing that historical moment, it would be many years before we learn of Father Ski again and this time he had cyber and was working across the pond within England. Ski ended up engaged within the War of the Nobles (2020 -2050) and fighting on behalf of the people, he would show up on cameras when he would be engaged in a sword fight with Lord Easton Dowell. The world would watch in horror and awe as Father Ski decked out like a templar from the olden days in chainmail and his clerical collar, covered in blood and wielding a short blade in one hand and a dagger in the other cutting his way through the Duke’s men till he would encounter the Duke himself.
We would watch as Father Ski engaged in mortal combat with Lord Dowell on the cobblestone streets of Old London Town, the sounds of steel on steel echoing through the narrow streets as the two men fought for their lives. An archer on a rooftop fired an arrow into Ski’s shoulder and he kept pushing forward unbothered by the wound and focused on the noble, the rebels taking down the archer with their rifles…it was so bloody and graphic I was surprised they didn’t censor or even cutaway from the sword fight as Dowell sliced into Ski’s stomach and only to have Ski’s dagger driven into his ribs. We would watch as the two men fought for what seemed like forever until Ski drove is sword into Dowell’s torso and started to lift the old noble driving the blade deeper into him. You could see the pain and anguish in Dowell’s face as Ski pulled the blade out and Dowell fell to his knees begging for mercy from the cleric and his pleas would fall on deaf ears as Ski would sever the Duke’s head with a single swipe of his sword. Ski and his men would make short work of the rest of Dowell’s mercenaries and Ski would have them all put to the block where one by one he would take there heads and toss them into a pile. We know through the history records that Lord Dowell’s head and his men’s heads where placed on pikes within the towns square as a warning to all the other nobles that the people will not tolerate nor accept Feudalism.
This didn’t make Ski popular with the nobles, yet beloved by the people and as the War of the Nobles raged on the people would further stand behind leaders like Father Ski, Gerald Neely, Arthur Swanson, David Klopeck, and Marvin Yates. Father Ski would fight within the War of Nobles from 2025 straight through till the end come 2040 and he would send countless to the block and the good old priest would be drowning in the blood of his enemies. He was given command of the Fawkes Division of rebels that would become the most feared and loathed unit of rebels, as they didn’t give two craps about bloodshed and sending a very brutal message that the people will not be appressed. While many of the other divisions of rebels would be defeated, surrender, or simply fade away as the War of the Nobles only ended officially when the acting King of England would be shot in the chest during the execution of the rebel leaders…well it seems his majesty King Wellington failed to capture the leader of the Fawkes division and it would be Father Ski’s skilled shot that nearly ended the ruthless monarch and would end up saving countless lives. One that faithful day Father Ski would bring the War of the Nobles to a bitter end on November 5th 2050.
Though I don’t fully blame King Wellington from forgetting about the Fawkes division and Father Ski as he had already ordered the execution of Ski when he was captured by the noble forces a year earlier. Ski was dragged into the palace in chains and beaten, tortured and his thumbs crushed by screws, he had been put on the rack, and even was violated by a sharp pointed chair as he hung above it with a rope around his neck…ya he was given two really bad options, straggle of a very sharp anal penetration. The old cleric was beaten and broken, though he refused to confess, he refused to say anything to King Wellington and for that he was sentenced to death by being drawn and quartered he was to suffer the same fate of William Wallace and Guy Fawkes, the King laughed at how all traitors end up finding themselves being given a proper traitors death. All Father Ski said in response to hearing his fate was to look at the King and say in polish “Ty Faszyztowski Bekart!” and then he spit in the kings face and for that he was given a backhand across his face with with the kings ring cracking Ski’s other orbital socket and causing him to have emergency surgery before he could be executed…though according to palace reporters Ski remained conscience during the strike and simply retorted with “Awaria!”
So on March 15th 2049 Father Ski would be taken out of his prison cell within the Tower of London and taken to the courtyard where he would be met by sneering witnesses that paid to witness the traitors execution. The stage was set for what was supposed to be a brutal and punishing execution for the leader of the Fawkes division and one that all within attendance have felt the wrath of. They yelled rip the poles balls off, feed him his own intestines, make him squeal like a pig, basically you get the idea and for Ski he held his head high and he had a half grin on his face. The King was not in attendance as he couldn’t be bothered with Ski’s execution and was simply waiting for his head to adorn London Bridge as a warning to all who choose to rebel, also Wellington was dealing with further events of the war and it was too dangerous for him to make the trip to the Tower. Ski would be dragged up the scaffolding, his knees broken, and his hips shattered from the torture he would endure after his rushed surgery for insulting the king. He would be forced to stand on his broken knees as they read his sentence and offered him a chance to repent and confess.
Ski would once again bellow with all the strength he had left in his broken body “Nigdy!” the rope was then put around his neck and he was pushed off the bench and the crowd roared as the rope synched tighter and Ski would begin thrashing uncontrollably as the air was being snuffed from his lungs, his bladder emptied and he would begin to twitch and as it seemed he was going to pass out from lack of oxygen he would be lifted back onto the bench to catch his breath and have his trousers ripped off to expose his soiled shorts, and they even ripped those off to expose his to the crowd for further humiliation. Once Ski had regained his breath they pushed him off for a second time, this time they left him dangling for a bit longer and as he thrashed and was doing the hangman’s dance his bowels would empty and once again the crowd cheered and this time they would simply cut the rope and allow him to fall into his own feces. He would then by hoisted onto a table, his shirt ripped off, his wrists restrained to pullies, his ankles as well restrained….mind you he had a cyber leg and this was going to become a very important detail that was overlooked.
They connected the severed end of the noose to another pully system and begin the gruesome show, yes this execution is one of the worst fates that can be handed down to anyone and Ski was taking it in stride. The lead executioner Edgar Malone would begin the show as he ignited the fires within the cauldron next to the table, then as the fires burned he began his slow and methodical torturous execution. First he picked up a knife and placed it into the fire for some time as the assistant operated the crank that would cause Ski to go taught and begin to suffocate him once more, once the knife was glowing red Malone picked it up and would begin the show as he sliced off Ski’s genitals in one quick motion. Ski would scream as the pain of the burning and castration was almost to much for him to bear, the crowd cheered in a thunderous roar as Malone held up Ski’s package and then tossed it into the fire. Next Malone would make an cut into Ski’s stomach just above the pelvis and stick his hand inside, this was supposed to be were Malone pulled out Ski’s intestines’ and let the Ski watch helplessly as was eviscerated alive before being torn into four pieces and beheaded.
Well the assistant got over excited by the crowds roar as Malone started to pull out Ski’s viscera, he accidently leaned in and pushed the button that operated the crank. This caused the machine to engage and begin to tear Ski apart and further strangle him to death, Malone freaked out and went to stop the machine and suddenly Ski’s lower cybernetic leg just tore off causing Ski to go slack for a few seconds and it was in those few seconds that Ski was able to fight through the pain and free his hands, and as Malone looked on in horror as Father Ski was now half free he yelled for the guards to come. Well the guards never arrived and Ski was able to get his hands on the assistant and bring him to a brutal end as Ski ripped the mans throat out, Malone quickly cut the rope that was attached to Ski’s other leg in hopes that he would just hang and his neck would break shots would ring out and as Ski was being hoisted upwards at a rapid rate before the rope jerked and snapped his neck the gallows system would fail and Ski would fall back to the ground as the rope would break.
Ski’s old friend and fellow Fawkes division commander would emerge from the shadows and scoop up his dear leader and friend, Ski would be whisked off to safety where he would make a full recovery. Though for Malone the nightmare wasn’t over and he would narrowly escape certain death as the courtyard would turn into a bloodbath and nobody would escape that courtyard alive accept Edgar Malone, this would be his only failed execution and one he would never report as a failure. Malone would falsify the documents and claim that Ernest Kowalski would have been executed as ordered. So come November 5th 2050 when King Wellington thought he was bringing an end to the rebels and fully cementing his control over England, well it would be Father Ski that would make sure that the people prevailed in the end. Now we all know that England’s monarchs have more power then before and the damage that Wellington did during his reign would have a lasting affect within England and the United Kingdom.
Membership: ADF/Santa Fe Ring
Race: Human
Height: 5’4
Weight: 140
Apparent Age: 70+
Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept
Circle: Unknown (Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye)
Preferred Weapon: Santa Fe Classic (Highly Modified)/Ranger Sequoia (Highly Modified)
Runner Song:
What’s known about Mahoney well besides the fact we don’t know his real name and only what the Ring and ADF call him…..ya this is a trend within the Ring and ADF and they are extremely tight lipped when it comes to their special agents. As a matter of fact the Ring and ADF are one of the few agencies that doesn’t have more leaks then a sinking ship and is full of song birds, yup getting anything from them beyond what they want you to know is impossible. According to Chief Redeye and Mayor Caprio they are transparent and open to questions, showing the world that they are beyond reproach, to that I call bull shit. The ADF and Ring wouldn’t be as tight lipped if they didn’t have something to hide, they wouldn’t be as tight lipped if they weren’t scared of something being discovered…the Ring and ADF are as transparent as a blackout curtain.
Mahoney here is one of their top special agents and works within both Santa Fe and Alexandria, and has been directly involved in many cases of problems going “Silent” my hunch is they are simply buried within the desert somewhere or have been feed feet first into a woodchipper. Anyone that believes the ADF And Ring are legitimate law enforcement…well I have a bridge I can sell you. For decades the Ring remained hidden and tucked away in the Southwest Trinity only to emerge during the Battle for the Baha and a few years later we learn about the ADF during the Alexandrian Conflict, wait for it…..they were already allies and have been working together. Transparency my ass, if either conflicts hadn’t happened we would not even know about either agency and now we are simply supposed to accept the Ring and ADF as NAA authorized and sanctioned federal law enforcement agencies and national defense orders.
If that’s the case then release the names of your agents and not just code names, not just the ones we already knew but all of them. Let the people know who they are and let the people decide if they are legit, seriously what do they have to hide? Now again with Mahoney here according to a few sources this little old man is fast and I mean stupidly fast on the draw and deadly accurate, he can shoot the wings of a fly at 100 yards with his revolver and fire 6 shots before you can blink…some say they actually never see the pistol leave the holster before the rapid bangs and it’s back in the leather. He is supposedly a nice gentleman to speak with, extremely friendly and professional and just loves to talk about the beautiful weather down in the Southwest but outside of that….well he is as tight lipped as everyone else within the Ring and ADF.
I really wish some of our contacts hadn’t gone missing a while back before the war, they were the only ones willing to dish information on the then exposed Santa Fe Ring and yet they said nothing about the ADF makes you wonder why? Without them telling us stories and encounters with the Ring we wouldn’t have learned as much as we know now and it’s doubtful we will learn anything further as the Ring and ADF have made damned sure that there Public Relations Departments are the only ones that speak to the press and their agents favorite line is “No Comment” or “It’s an open investigation, no comment at this time.” the one I love is when the push the press back with the line “Stay behind the line or you will be arrested.” and then still nothing but deafening silence from the Agents of the Ring and ADF.
Mahoney here is simply part of that machine and yet the Ring and ADF seem to be only armed with revolvers, hunting rifles, and shotguns yet they openly get into firefights with criminals using fully automatic weapons and come out on top. They are either hiding something or they are just bloody crazy and I am going to go with they are hiding something, the Ring and ADF are masters of deception and they want the world to believe they are backwards cowboys and not a premier fighting force…well from the footage from the engagement at Mercy General within the NCR well a handful of ADF and Ring members took on trained runner teams and members of the FTW Tribe and Frogger’s Youth and came out on top….fully automatic weapons, body armor, and vehicle grade weapons against pistols, rifles, shotguns, and one DAOD nemesis.
Tell me again how they came out victorious and not beaten to a pulp like your normal police department or federal alphabet soup division. With multiple engagements going on the ADF and Ring held the ground and managed to not only defeat the criminals they managed to prevent the primary target from escaping custody. Reports indicate that Special Agent Wilhuff Palpatine was stabbed in the shoulder by the suspect with a pen and still managed to subdue the suspect, ignite his presidents men sabre, and engage the incoming terrorists. According to witness statements Mahoney here was also in the Emergency Room with Palpatine and engaged a sabre and helped defend the staff, patients, and civilians…though while Palpatine remained in the ER Mahoney would end up outside where he really shined letting loose with his side arm and putting down the criminals one by one and allowing the Federal Marshals, FBI, and NCR Sherriff’s officers to reinforce the agents on the parking deck.
Now according to one of our contacts Father Bastion of the BOS this man is a courier and once secured the NCR Correctional Facility as the warden and wore the rank of NCR Sheriff before becoming the Chief of the NCR Rangers and commanded a division out of Camp McCarran…though this information is a bit suspect seeing I can’t verify it and can’t find a Camp McCarran inside the NCR let alone a NCR Correctional Faciality…doesn’t help that the NCR is brand new and the information our contact is giving us states this was over a period of many years if not decades. He states that Mahoney and Orson White traveled together and walked something called the “Couriers Mile” a few times to temporally clear out the carnivore problem alongside Maxwell Irving to seek something that ended up bringing down the BOS’s advancement into the west.
Now I am going to discount what Bastion has told me as I can’t verify it and it all seems like a wives tale, but otherwise Mahoney seems to be a legit danger and threat to anyone that isn’t part of the Ring or ADF. He might seem like a nice old man, but remember he is packing a large iron on his hip and basically in the backwards world we live in, revolvers are far more deadly and dangerous then automatic rifles…again WTF!! In my opinion the ADF and Ring are hiding something and it’s not that they are extremely dangerous, it’s that they want the world to believe they are inept, under equipped, and basically backwards this my readers is false. They are a bunch of desperadoes, gunfighters, cowboys, and scalp hunters that have been given a badge and let loose. They are trying to bring back the “Old West” and romanticize the “Good Old Days” of when the west was wild…they ride horses, wear cowboy hats, carry six shooters, and string people up. They fight the outlaws and claim to be the “Good Guys” and they only kill the bad ones, they claim to be law enforcement but in reality they are just hired guns with a pension for the “Old West”. Well they should simply keep their antics to the reenactments and cosplay tourist traps out west and leave law enforcement to the real local, county, regional, and federal authorities…..cause the ADF and Ring are not legit and they are not Law Enforcement, they are just one very large “Outlaw Gang” and that’s that!
Membership: ADF
Race: Human (F.I.P)
Height: 5’10
Weight: 170
Apparent Age: 70+
Archetype: Cybered Physical Bear Shaman (Cyber Criminal)
Circle: Unknown (Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!!)
Preferred Weapon: Tomahawk & Winchester Repeating Rifle (Highly Modified)
Runner Song:
BIO:
Membership: Unknown
Race: Human
Height: 5’7
Weight: 180
Apparent Age: 70+
Archetype: Cybered Gunsmith Adept (Cyber Criminal): Circle Unknown (Good Fucking Question……Don’t even bother trying to engage!)
Preferred Weapon: Colt .45 Revolver (Modified)
Runner Song: Here be another old timer that has returned to the game, another of the Elite within the Colonial Marines, Kingsmen, Presidents Men, Crystal Dragons and London Dungeon and member of the Santa Fe Ring……He is also a Cyber Criminal and Wasteland Outlaw that has returned to the game after a long retirement, welcome back Augustus Blarney or better known as Guinness. Okay I am not being serious here, Fuck this old timer and everything he stands for, this shit bag is a real problem for the Demure and basically anyone that enjoys the freedom of the press and speech…..this is the man they dispatch a fully trained 00 agent and one that simply looks like the “Every Grandfather” but in reality is a total heartless killing machine that has been hunting down Demure ever since our fearless leader handed over our records to the enemy.
This shit bag seriously tore the heart out of my brother simply for joining the Demure……he had just been given his first assignment and were enjoying a quick bite to eat before heading our separate ways and watched as Guinness simply emerged from the shadows all that was heard war the clicking of his hard leather soles on the pavement and that damned cane…….my bro asked if he assist the old geezer find his car and Guinness playing the confused grandpa stuttered his speech and accepted my brothers aid. As soon as my brother turned his back this fucker punched right through his back and chest and was holding my bro’s heart, he showed my brother the heart and stated “It’s truly heartbreaking that someone so young is so dumb” and than he crushed it like grapefruit and pulled his arm out of my brother……..I took off and called the police from a safe and secure location like inside the bar.
The police said there wasn’t a damned thing they could do as they had zero physical evidence of the murder and refused to open an investigation into Old Man Blarney, I mean seriously how much evidence do they need besides an eyewitness to murder and I was more than willing to testify against this bastard. He has killed numerous Demure and our allies with zero repercussions, he took our replacement leader live on a video conference……he appeared behind our new boss as he dictated the current listings to us…….we all were screaming behind you and before he could react Old Man Blarney would punch straight through his skill his fist coming out holding the brain and spinal cord………he just muttered “Well just like I suspected, an underdeveloped brain for a bloody fool.” We in the Demure sent the video to the police and again we were told they were going to do nothing, no case, no investigation as the evidence was simply circumstantial.
One of our guys said we should contact the FBI and well you can guess how well that went and guess what…..he is now missing as well and nothing has been done about it, we in the Demure are everywhere but it seems Old Man Blarney has had our number and is sending our friends and family to an early grave in a very brutal and bloody manner. This man does not care about justice and this man has no honor as he is murdering members of the media for simply reporting the truth, and ever since we have aligned with Quan Chi for information and aid the slayings have simply increased. So again I really hate this bastard, I have so much evidence of Old Man Blarney murdering my friends and colleagues but yet nothing is being done to stop him, Quan Chi stated that he sadly can’t interfere with Old Man Blarney unless it’s within a tournament……Seriously what the fuck!
Quan Chi stated that Old Man Blarney and Caps assaulted there palace many years ago when a coalition force was engaged with Shao Khan and his forces, they not only managed to defeat the Emperors Elite Guards they destroyed the stone calendar…..I don’t give a fuck about some ancient calendar and some tournament…..I want this creepy blue skinned fucker to protect us from a madman that is butchering the Demure at an alarming rate, I mean it’s starting to affect our recruiting process. I mean this man is supposed to be a gunsmith and not a brutal hand to hand fighter, he is a fucking elderly man and he plays that role perfectly portraying himself off as the “Every Grandfather” and than when your fucking distracted he finishes you off with a beyond deadly and disgusting fatality.
I mean there is evidence of him driving his fingers and hands into somebody and tearing open a hole allowing the the organs to spill out and looking through the hole with only the spine keeping the body upright and doing the creepy “Here’s Johnny” from the Shinning…..yes I have seen that classic movie. This man has Quan Chi nervous, we asked the elders about him before they were killed by the Hunters and Wasteland Outlaws all they said was stay the hell away and don’t poke that bear, for he is Dawn Guard and he needs to be avoided at all costs. Mary Sue simply retorted Hell Fucking No!! I am not fucking with one of the Huntsmen of the Wild Hunt, nope not happening can’t pay me enough, McGowan simply avoided the question and Legion and Salazar well they want nothing to do with this Huntsmen and Avatar Slayer. Even Father Bastion and Elijah stated this man is a courier and needs to be taken down before he reunites with Caps, and the two pick up where they left off……they thank the glowing sands that both of those fuckers retired and hope that that something called the NCR put 17 and 35 in the ground as BOS and Enclave don’t have enough resources to handle either of them once they unite again…….Father Bastion stated that for Fucks Sake Courier number 35 is an Old World Gunsmith as well a handler of the deadly and dangerous…….they state that he managed to defeat an Alpha Death Claw and than break the beasts will, he managed to overtake one of the Wastelands deadliest species and dominate it to were it saw him as the Alpha.
Caps number 17 was able to defeat the Albino Claws and other beasts of the glowing sands, if he can take down a claw our power armor wont be enough to stop either of them let alone if they reunite and pick up where they left off. The only good thing is that these men are hated in the Wastes and no faction will accept them besides the Couriers…..they they do state that 17 is the serious threat and problem, 35 is bad enough but he is like the rest of them Extremely Dangerous but don’t ever dance with 17 for even the Divide bowed down to that courier and he was able to walk the 127 a god…….they do state that Guinness is force to be reckoned with as he stormed the Enclaves Big Mountain with the other couriers and fended off the advances of the Enclave and forcing the Big Mountain to seal itself away or face total annihilation……again I have no idea what they are talking about, but I can understand that if they say this man is dangerous cause I have witnessed Old Man Blarney in action more times than I care to count.
Legion states that Guinness was once a harpooner of the Nevermore and Neverland before taking to land and fighting within basically every conflict of modern times…..and when he says modern he means basically everything from the 1700’s forward, though he does state that he would join the FIP come 1850 and serve alongside the rest of those cast of characters. He worked with Q-Bert, Defrag, and Knuckles to keep President Butler safe and secure during his two terms as President of Hawaii and serves within the Hawaiian Chapter of the Crystal Dragons, he worked as a field reporter for Addison Mayweather and……………………………………………………….Found You
Membership: Brotherhood/Bounty Hunters/Post Office/Presidents Men/Kings Men/Crystal Dragons/Santa Fe
Race: Human
Height: 5’5
Weight: 130
Apparent Age: 30+
Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept (Cyber Criminal)
Circle: Unknown (Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!!)
Preferred Weapon: Custom Hellfire Assault Machine Pistol 6.66 cal. (Highly Modified)
Runner Song:
Well for the starters let me give a huge shout out to my guild the “Winters Haunting!” we are the legends, and we are the champions of “Evermore”, we all owe of success to our newly elected guild leader Silver Sword for bringing “Winters Haunting to Number One Status…..We will dominate everyone and we are the real ass kicking legends out there……not these runners and “Demons” that Silver Sword and Clockwork Gnome are running there mouths about. Every video file has been a Rickey Roll and without video or photographic evidence it never happened…..ya well that’s what I was saying the other day as Clockwork was spouting off about Eddie, Addie, Wendell and Wesley being some sort of super human fighting squad or Silver Sword screaming about Jedi and Mandalorians being real…..Ya I was very skeptical and seeing Silver Sword is kind of one of those imaginative dreamer kinds that is a super nerd and just loves these runners and damn near worships the ground they walk on…..ya me I am more into the X Game and Blood Sport Athletes now that’s the real deal! Those are real pro’s not these “Runners” that couldn’t survive one quarter in Blood Bowl or even one period in Xtreme Blood Hockey……..Ya right the Pale Rider would get creamed, Darth Miasma would be splattered and Stomper would be dismembered with ease by my heroes within the Cleveland Choppers the #1 Xtreme Blood Team in the World!!!
Your telling me some stuffy Brits like Eddie, or washed up old hacks like Inspector Gadget and Candyman can survive one round in the Wonderful World Of Pro Wrestling League…..Hell the Iron Man would pound that entire list into dust…..he lasted over 60 minutes within the Inferno Cell taking on 8 other former champions, now that’s a real warrior not some washed up old former president like the Invincible One…….seriously Taylor Greenspan should be #1 on that list as he can hand all of them their asses for lunch; he is a Xtreme Blood League World Champion! Okay lets get down to business here, it seems someone must really like our guild as I just received this disc from a “Friend” and it included some additional information about some 1/2 Asian bitch named Defrag and this “Friend” wants me to watch the disc, read the report and prepare an article for the Shadow Wiki……..well what do I look like a reporter! I am a star quarterback, I am varsity lettered athlete in multiple sports……I am not a nerd, ya I game but who doesn’t in there spare time; well seeing I could use some bonus shit for my college transcript I will give it a shot.
Yo Greenspan if you read this hook a brother up with an autograph…..huge fan man! Okay here we go, this seems to be a bio about some bitch named Defrag and how she emerged on the scene as a premiere assassin and something called a Eraser. Well with a dumb handle like Defrag I would think she would be a total nerd, I mean Defrag doesn’t sound scary and that blue hair is so ghetto….it’s over played on the streets of Seattle, and hell don’t little old ladies have blue hair as well. Okay it says here that she is the daughter of Maxwell Irving and some Vietnamese farmers daughter that he had a fling with back in Nam…..Hell even I know that was a real long time ago; fuck this bitch is old, like her blue hair makes sense now.
She works for multiple special government orders and acts as the cleanser, the ever reaching hand of the directors and leaders of the UCAS and UK governments; she works alongside Stomper, Corkscrew, Darth Miasma, Eddie and the Pale Rider……she serves inside the Hawaiian Chapter of the Crystal Dragons and seriously handed the Black Dragons there ass, while she worked for the Hawaiian Peoples Republic Secret Service. This wench was the direct guard of President Butler and it seems that I was right about that old faggot needing to be protected by a wench……seriously no women is as good as a man, and especially a half Asian…..don’t shoot the messenger here, I am just writing the article I was told too, now according to my old man the women’s place is in the kitchen and at the home…..So Reggie Irving needs to find herself a good dude to serve and be his girl, not out there trying to be a man.
Hell even my chick agrees with me, she is here looking over the pictures and shit and she even thinks this Reggie chick is a total pussy and her kid sister could kick her ass. The report here states that Reggie is a Grandmaster Kingsmen of the Highest Regard and Highest Honour and serves within the Royal Assassin corps…..ya more uptight, prissy British bitches; we kicked your ass in the Revolution…..America!! She serves within the Presidents Men Shadow Corps; hell she is a women not a man how can she even be in those orders….Ain’t that right honey, ya my girl agrees, bitch go and get me a potpie and some Double Cherry Jolta……I said now bitch! Okay now while the girl is properly serving her man, I can get down to writing this article and checking out this video.
Seriously whoever this “Friend” is can really kiss my ass, they are interfering with my free time; but since I need some more work on my transcript seeing I either graduate this year or I am kicked out….and no college will take me……my old man wants me to go to school, me I just want to leave this shit hole of a town and join the Blood Leagues, and prove to the world how tough I really am. Okay it says here that Reggie has been trained by the USMC and is a retired Marine Captain that is a fully trained Navy Seal, Force Recon, and Army Ranger Airborne…….well that’s something I can get behind, only real bad ass bitches can handle that level of training; my grandpa is a Marine and he said that combat marines are to be feared and respected and special forces ones are to be avoided at all costs as they are a rare breed of True Bad Asses and if this is real than this bitch is one bad ass bitch, I will have to ask Pops about her and if he knew of this chick.
Okay as it goes on she is a combat veteran of the FIP and fought within Grenada, Congo, Desert Storm, War in Afghanistan and Iraq….she as well served within Royal Marine Corps after being discharged from the USMC do to injury; it says here that she was in a combat action in Iraq and during a engagement with terrorists she was shot to shit and her legs where basically destroyed when she got hit by an IED and yet she still managed to fight through the pain and suffering……ya okay these FIP are seriously fucked up, I might have been wrong about this one. She survived three days of intense fighting having been shot to hell, most of the flesh and muscle in her legs fragged and shredding……she managed to survive three days like that, okay maybe my chick would get her ass kicked by Reggie.
Once she was found by the Army Corps of Engineers she was on deaths door and taken to a medical unit to basically die and be sent home in a bag, well that’s what I would think….hell most of this is way above my head, I never took anatomy and failed Biology three times. It says here that when she walked out of the medical unit…..how the fuck did she walk out, that she simply wasn’t done with kicking ass and just signed up with the English; okay correction, she was forced into the British military, it says here that General Huckabee of the UK United Nations (UN) simply forced her into service stating that she was to serve in place of her father…….She is FIP like her father before her and the government doesn’t want him currently and she was to be his replacement. Well this doesn’t seem good…..I guess the FIP weren’t a volunteer force and they just got shit on, well it states that Reggie would go onto to fight within the War of 2018 where she would be one of the lucky ones to survive the gassing attacks of the Battle for London…..General Huckabee would state that Captain Irving would perish and she was not part of the UK force….no he would claim that she was one of the ill-fated 82nd Airborne, and than never pay her father or family her death bennies or combat pay…..what a bastard!
Though according to this she was found by another survivor of the Battle of London a man named Bailey Georgetown….hey that’s Inspector Gadget, it is said he found her within the English Countryside trying to patch herself back up and trying to simply survive; it says here that Baily who also was a survivor of the conflict would spend time aiding Reggie and the two would make there way back to the city to find the US Army Corps of Engineers who would simply rush them off to a medical camp to be treated…..well that’s where it ends about her military time, it states that she would end up returning to America and would go to work for the CIA and eventually the NSA; it as well states that she would become a serious thorn in the sides of all those that stood in the way of Wilhuff Palpatine….Not Kevin Mitchell whatever that means, she would go onto to work for the Post Office, and join the Railroad aiding the Southwest Chapter, it also states that she fought with the 67th Stormrider’s and would see action in Denver, Texas, and Santa Fe as well the liberation of Phoenix……She would as well be a key player in the Hawaiian Citizens Uprising; this bitch was busy and she really is one bad ass.
It states here that she is highly trained in all weapons of man and beast, multiple forms of martial arts, physics, computers, stealth and engineering as well as stealth; one can assume that she has a lightsaber seeing she is one of those “Presidents Men” and they all like that shiny space laser sword. Now as for the rest of the bio report well it’s basically more of the same, Reggie is on quest to restore her and her father’s honor, she is on a quest to tear down the Nazi threat, she is force to be reckoned with and is one of the main obstacles standing in the way of the Neon Church. So I am going to simply ignore that boring shit and get onto the next part and that’s the video…….
Okay let me boot up the other screen here and put this disc in the drive and hope everything is updated……..okay it’s loading, where the hell is my girl with my fucking potpie and cola! Okay well this is weird, its starting somewhere in a blasted to hell wasteland looking place……..no landmarks to determine location just a wrecked highway, orange and brown skies and it seems cold as there is simply steam rising from her breath. She is walking down the highway with another man….they are both wearing long sleeveless dusters, they have this weird radio device strapped on their arms and wearing breath masks and black gloves……..she still has those dorky blue shades on while the other man an older gent is wearing normal glasses. As the camera pans up kind of giving a birds eye view from the behind I can see two very odd American flags on their backs with the numbers 4 on the back of the old man and 30 on the back of Reggie……wait I know that voice that’s Eddie, this is not in England as it’s not raining; though it’s dreary enough to the UK.
Though I can clearly see the old highway sign for Rt 66 bent over and rusted to hell as they walk……ya shit looks like it’s out of one of those “End of the World” movies or games; totally creepy shit, as they just walk off into the rising sun so the must be heading east. There gear looks all sorts of weird and old fashioned, minus those breath masks and that arm computer thingy, okay this is kind off boring……let me wait what’s that, okay shit looks like it’s about to get real as I can see at least two dozen men in power armor…..ya this jock knows what that shit is, I watch movies! They have serious firepower on them and they are blocking the road, okay that’s where this shit gets real weird real fast…..the two just look at each other and type something into those computers and draw weird looking rifles that have native feathers hanging off the barrel and stock; I can make out an engraving on the stocks “Medicine Stick” from down the road the metal men can be heard barking orders to Eddie and Reggie….”Couriers Number 4 and Number 30, lay down your arms and surrender to the Brotherhood of Steel, for you are wanted for murder, possession of Old World Technology, and Suspected of being communists.” (Fuck Communists!!) well they respond with “I think your mistaken you overgrown tin cans, your armor will make for a good scrap trade at Neon City.” (Ouch…..ya it seems the Brotherhood of Steel didn’t take kindly to those retorts.)
Also where the hell is Neon City……Girl I need my drink and potpie and your missing this shit, it’s about to get real……this is better than any big budget vid at the triplex! Okay I am going to pause this shit here till she gets back, she is sort of slow and I don’t want to have to keep pausing to answer her questions…..so actually let me just rewind and replay once she gets back with my food. Okay now the girls back, I can eat while she gets caught up; ya I told you this is going to get good, right now it’s very Mad Max like and it’s going to speed up…..hey you ever here of a Neon City honey? Okay now where back to where we left off and I am full, she does make a hell off a potpie and I got my double cherry so lets pick up where we left off.
After Eddie and Reggie insult the BOS (I am just going to shorten it to BOS for time) all hell breaks loose, the metal men start shooting these really cool energy guns at the two couriers……You can see them look at each other and they just jump into the air; like everything slows the fuck down and “Bullet Time” is engaged, they do some crazy side flipping and rapid firing those medicine sticks at the BOS…..you would think that their power armor would simple absorb the rounds and do nothing, but you would be very wrong; there shots are targeted and well placed into the visors of their helmets……(also where is that music coming from), one down, two down, three down, four down before they even land and than everything speeds back up real quick like and the two simply tear ass off in opposite directions…..for fucks sake they are charging the power armor dudes; that’s fucking crazy, seriously you can see plasma and lasers exploding all around them and somehow they simply dodge all the attacks….how can you dodge light!! The BOS can be heard barking “Get into formation”, “Keep them busy”, “Don’t let them pierce the line” and the BOS keeps pelting them with fire…….For fucks sake Eddie takes a direct hit multiple times to his leg, and chest and one laser nearly takes his arm off…..he just pulls out a weird looking needle and injects himself a few times and pops some sort of medication. The same happens to Reggie and she just repeats what Eddie does and they both speed type something into those computers and start returning fire with those Medicine Sticks……how is a bolt action rifle firing that fast and how is doing anything to those power armored dudes!
By the time the two clear the distance they have killed a twelve of the BOS, I mean they lite those fuckers up……seriously if this is actually real, what the fuck! The Brotherhood seems spooked that they haven’t killed them yet and they have closed in on them…..at this point Reggie slings her Medicine Stick once again and deploys these nasty looking wolvers that have chainsaw blades on them…..(Now that’s a can opener), and Eddie just deploys this awesome chain with a barbed spike on it….it flies out of his arm and buries deep into one of the BOS, he than does something and that chain starts recalling back to him and pulling the metal man towards him; Reggie once again jumps straight up into the air…..”Bullet Time” engaged again and she lifts her arms and shots these nasty blue darts that come from what looks like thin air and pelt the brotherhood…….two of the metal dudes simply turn to slag when they are hit and than she lets loose this optic blast from her blue shades and frags another one fast and hard!
Eddie pulls his towards him and as it gets within arms reach the barbed hook thing flies back into Eddie’s arm and he simply punches the BOS straight into the breast plate, you can see blood explode from Eddies hand as it seriously crushes through the armor plate like it was rice paper…..and out comes the heart!!! Oh shit, I shouldn’t have eaten……he just tore the fuckers heart out! Without even missing a beat he is up in the air with serious vapor trails behind him as he goes up and does the same thing as he goes back down…..he clears the distance in a flash, but you can see weird chemtrail affect going on as he slams into another one with his foot putting it through the armor plate and it comes out the other side….he than does a quick kip off the falling body to free his foot and kicks the fuckers head clean off!
Reggie lands and charges still in this cool “Bullet Time” mode thingy and as she clears the distance she slams her chainsaw wolvers into one to the BOS and you see sparks and blood flying everywhere….you can here the bloody screams as she impales the dude with those wolvers…..another BOS shoots at her with a weird looking laser riffle and in a blink she flashes her hand and the beam hits her palm and is seriously refracted….(Ya I know that word) back at the guy who shot at her, She than tears the chainsaw wolvers up and out of the dude she impaled and there is blood and gore everywhere as the guy basically explodes.
Reggie than does some cool ass flip shit and lands on the guy who shot himself, she has her crotch in his face and her legs wrapped around the neck…..she just goes into a back bend handstand thing and (Man I should have paid more attention in gym class during gymnastics, my girl is loving it though), were she simply throws the dude by his neck at the others……you can hear the snapping of the guys neck; though that isn’t what kills him, it’s the missing head that is still between her legs as the headless body flies towards it’s friends. Okay they have now killed 18 of the BOS 12 in the start of this and 6 more once it got to melee…..ya I can now understand why the BOS didn’t want them to get close; for Fuck’s sake this is intense, I can see that the BOS is hitting Eddie and Reggie but they are ignoring it…..seriously who ignores being shot with plasma and lasers, not to mention being slashed up!
The two couriers now make there way back to each other and everything once again speeds back up super fast…..that part is getting very disorientating, they start dispatching enemies with there bare hands……and well the chainsaw wolvers; though honestly I don’t think Reggie actually needs them, two more go down in a flash as Eddie simply karate chops one on the side of the helmet and you can see the skull explode in the visor as Reggie punches through one with her not wolver hand and here it comes………close your eyes honey, she tears out the fuckers spine; okay didn’t see that coming and that’s gross (okay maybe I shouldn’t have eaten before this.) Well that means there is four left, at this point two of the BOS who appear to be in command start to retreat but Reggie doesn’t like that as she does another “Bullet Time” flip and lands in front of them blocking there path…..and this is where she starts to get her ass kicked but at the same time holding off the two officers.
Eddie Spear hooks another and yanks the poor bastard towards him, while the other returns fire on Eddie….he gets lit the fuck up and almost goes down before Reggie lends aid with another cobalt blue optic blast sending the BOS to the oblivion in a million pieces; Eddie than quickly dispatches the one on his hook chain with a powerful spin kick followed by a quick draw of a revolver from his hip straight to the BOS’s skull mind you this is in “Bullet Time” once it speeds back up the BOS that Eddie kicked from where he was hit the armor explodes out with gore and body parts and the head just explodes like it was shot with a very big gun not a revolver.
Reggie at this point is not looking to hot as the officers used her momentary distraction to open a can of whoop ass on her and try to end her life……that’s when Eddie is once again on top of them and “Bullet Time” mode is active again. Eddie looks at Reggie and they both nod as they drop into some weird stance and I am not sure what’s going on as shit starts moving stupid fast…..I need to slow it down and even then I can barley make out what’s going on, suddenly Eddie is up in the air and launching that chain thing again at the commander and Reggie springs forward with a knife in her hand towards the other officer…..she has put away the chainsaw wolvers at this point; The commander is suddenly lifted off the ground and flying at speed towards Eddie while Reggie launches like a rocket at the other one and well you can hear the sound of steel crashing against steel as Reggie lands behind her dance partner……when the smoke clears he just falls into four pieces; she seriously cut the shit out of the bastard and quick; with a fucking knife; ya it’s fucking gross to as all the meat and gore just slide out of the armor bits and litter the ground.
Now in the air everything just seems to go at a snails pace as as Eddie releases the chain hook back into his arm and thrusts that same arm towards the flying commander, than everything speeds back up and you can hear a loud crack as Eddies hand just stops the BOS commander dead in his tracks but the armor keeps going and all that’s left in Eddies hand is the skeleton with the meat and gore still clinging to the bone……but the armor, flesh and most of the muscle flying past him…..how the fuck did he turn that BOS inside out and no I don’t need that question answered; Eddie than slams to the ground with the still fucking living officer, he pushes his hand forward and than back out quick like with the still beating heart in his hand……he than says to the officer “This is where you can die now, you have my permission Yankee” and no shit the BOS officer just collapses and Eddie simply throws the heart down on the ground and it explodes…..He looks at Reggie and says “Disgusting work isn’t it, and I hate getting fascist on my under my nails.” Reggie just retorts “Well try getting it off your boots.” they laugh and begin to inject themselves with more medication and pop pills…..
They than start scavenging up the scrap and supplies, stating that Neon City will give a good cap for this crap and don’t forget the smash the holotags…..next stop Neon City and than the prize, what the hell is the prize and where is this Neon City; they load up the haul into the BOS’s own cart, the smash the holotags and torch the bodies leaving nothing for the scavengers as well making sure the cooking meat lures any Rad Beast as they put it away from the direction they are heading……..again what’s the prize?
Well the video ends with the two couriers limping off into the what one can only think is a rising sun…..it’s weird as if it’s not light but not dark, well the walk down old highway 66 and into history of the Couriers War…..Well that was something and holy shit, if that’s real I need to rethink my position on everything as Reggie is a real bad ass and Eddie is terrifying but so is Reggie, I will have to ask Silver Sword about this and seriously what the hell did I just watch……..okay time for game Clockwork is ringing in.
Membership: Free Press Media, Kingsmen, ADF, Presidents Men, Railroad, Horsemen, Santa Fe Ring, Sons of Liberty, Harbingers, London Dungeon
Race: Human
Height: 5’8
Weight: 180
Apparent Age: 70+
Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept (Reporter) <Cyber Criminal>
Circle: Unknown (Simply Kiss Your Ass Good Bye)
Preferred Weapon: Colt Peacemaker
Runner Song:
Okay I have no idea how we even learned about this guy as he doesn’t seem to appear in any record books as anything more than an FIP veteran and seasoned reporter with decades of journalism experience. His resume includes countless years as a lead anchor for a popular cable news channel, war correspondence, and hosting his own daily news show called “The Inquisition” where he grilled his guests till they began to sweat, swear and even loosen their collars.” According to my grandparents Addison would be the one reporter that would cause anyone to break on air, get the truth from his guests and never play party politics; this man is exactly like Kingsley Quinn, Sid Malone and Alfred O’Bannon when it comes to his reporting, a straight shooter and one that can be called a kingmaker as political careers are made or destroyed by this man.
So when I received a random disc in the mail labeled “From a Friend” and it contained a full dossier of this man’s activities and his “Code Name” hence why I am writing this article now, it seems my grandparents favorite Addison Mayweather goes by the handle of “Grassy” and is or was a deep cover government assassin. This man works for the CIA and NSA I believe and is a legendary sniper capable of making shots considered imposable by mortal man, though this is no mortal man and he is no simply reporter, the reports indicate that he served in the Colonial Army and fought during the American Revolution. Yes readers Addison is another ancient killer and one that I am terrified of as it seems he both founded and formed the guerrilla warfare division of the Colonial Army and commanded the troops throughout the war and evaded death and capture with his exceptional knowledge of “Forage Warfare”, this man rose through the ranks and would become somebody that would be on the fast track for general.
It seems that he couldn’t be contained and would refuse to accept the surrender of the British, and well do to his antics and insubordinate behavior good old Addison was stripped of his rank, and thrust into chains for his trouble. This is were it gets weird, before he was to be executed by the newly founded American Government good old Addie would be sprung from the prison by the likes of the Pale Rider, Wastelander, and Inferno and his records would be torched and he would be once again welcomed into the military. Reports indicate here that Addison would rejoin the Wellermen and serve on the Nevermore……seriously is everyone one of these Wellermen; cause from what I read here, he served on the Blue Claw for ages as a crewmen and than would be recruited to be the First Mate of the vessel once Alvin Webster would be promoted to Captain.
Now according to our records that job was held by Wendell Flanigan but maybe the Snapper was boosted to First Mate once Addison took to land, basically once back in the private navy of the Pale Rider Addison would once again prove his worth and fight proudly against the English in the War of 1812 and take to land during the burning of Washington……lets just say I have detailed records here of what he did to the red coats and I will only give you a few highlights as reading this report is making me ill. Addison would engage the British mostly in hand to hand combat where he would rip out hearts that were still beating with his bare hands, tear off heads with spinal cords still attached and impale multiple soldiers with a weird spiked chain thing……not to mention he would torch them alive or freeze them solid before shattering them with his bare hands.
There is one report where he tore a English officer in half at the waist, another he punched the head off and yet a third that he tore the arms off and than brutalised the dying officer too death with his own limbs. This man was not just brutal in martial combat as he was very seasoned in melee combat and knew how to use his musket and bayonet to full advantage, not to mention his cavalry sabre and harpoon. According to the reports he was a true terror to behold in battle and didn’t give a damn about his reputation, this man was named “Satan” by the English and for good reason as he seemed to wield “Black Magic” and was basically unstoppable in battle, reports indicate that he was shot in the heart with a musket ball and it didn’t kill him nor the wound start bleeding. He just lunged at the enemy soldier and punched him so hard in the face that his fist went straight through and Addison was holding the poor man’s brains in his clenched fist.
Now I am glad that I didn’t get a video of this or I might have actually puked but I digress, now according to the records Addison stayed on with the Wellermen and yet would as well end up being personally recruited by Theodore Roosevelt for the American Rough Riders to serve alongside Bailey Georgetown, Reverdy Jamestown, Montgomery Hillard, Charles Butler, Franklin Quinn, Wesley Burns, Rusty Rutherford, Sherman Finesilver, Albert Schwartz and Maximillian Yates……..(Wait did I read that right, Bilbo is FIP and served in the Original Rough Riders…..okay I must be going insane seeing I thought he was one of the young ones.) Also this order was personally recruited by Theodore Roosevelt and not the “Rough Riders” we learned about, it seems that the government had a secret order of highly trained and extremely lethal Horsemen within the cavalry and this order would as well include Wilhuff Palpatine, Maxwell Irving, Alex Webster, Robert Churchill, Dover Barton, Wendell Flanigan and Wesley Taffer. According to the reports these highly lethal and dangerous cavalry horsemen would be divided between multiple units to make certain that the Spanish were punished and butchered by America’s best and most monstrous squad.
Now as the dossier states Addison would be severely wounded during the charge on San Juan Hill where he would dive off his horse and tackle his commanding officer Lt. Maximillian Yates and take the round meant for him……..(Okay back the hell up, Bilbo was a Lt, Bilbo was a fucking officer and in command of this fucking lunatic……..seriously WTF people) now the records for Addison are clear on the other hand I don’t have the records for Lt. Maximillian Yates so I can only assume that he was wounded badly enough to be allowed to retire and vanish into the night only to reappear over a century later as “Bilbo” the new breed runner. Though for Addison he would not only survive his wounds he would rise from the ashes and fight in basically every other major conflict for the US War Department, this includes Both World Wars, Korea, Vietnam and Desert Storm…..his medical report reads like the “Boston Journal of Medicine” and this man has suffered greatly during his time in the FIP. He was captured by the Nazi’s and imprisoned within a Nazi Concertation Camp…..it says Auschwitz and he was personally tortured by Rudolph Hess for months, Addison survived numerous execution attempts including being hanged with barbed wire, the gas chamber, being shot and even being nearly starved to death. How it is unsure but according to a report from a prison guard that witnessed Addison rise up from under a pile of recently executed in the infamous gas chamber, the report states that when superior Klaus Wagner went into clear the chamber and prepare to move the bodies to be sent to the ovens. He noticed a stirring at the bottom of the pile and before Klaus could clear his sidearm Atticus rose out of the pile with a shadowy trail behind him punching Klaus so hard that his head came clean off. I raised my rifle to him and he simply stated “If I can defeat Shang Tsung you are nothing more than a speed bump for me.” The report indicates that the guard simply said he thought he was staring into the eyes of the devil himself and he ran out of the chamber screaming in terror.
Now according to records Olaf Weiss was a young 20 year old man when he walked into that chamber and when he wrote his report he looked as if he had aged 50 years in an instant, I have the photos to verify the accounts. Now it wasn’t hard for the Nazi guards to overpower the weekend Addison and return him to his bunkhouse where they hoped he would simply die from the chemicals, his wounds and exposer seeing they stripped him of his clothing and tossed him into the room beaten and naked in the dead of winter. Basically I will spare you the gory details and simply state that he didn’t have a fun time at Hotel Auschwitz, he was lucky to survive and it seems all it did was make him worse, he came out of the second world war a far more broken and brutal man. Though this seems to be the fate of all the FIP that ended up as guests of Rudolph Hess, the list includes but not limited too; Wilhuff Palpatine, Dover Barton, Yale Yates, Wesley Burns, Montgomery Hillard, Maxwell Irving, Reverdy Jamestown, Ralph Rivers, Arthur Swanson, Salazar Hollister, Alex Webster, Patrick O’Reilly and Robert Churchill now I know there are others that survived or perished in those hellholes but these are the ones that are mentioned in the report.
During Korea, Vietnam and Desert Storm Addison would be put through the grinder numerous times and sent back to front still bandaged up and fresh from surgery, it seems the US War Department was trying to either kill Grassy or simply break him further….well whatever there intention was it worked! They broke this old bastard and they broke him hard, cause before he was shipped off to Vietnam he was pulled from the active roster declared dead and shipped off to a government black site to forced into the CIA some time in the 1950’s the records are unclear as to when but Grassy wouldn’t show back up again till 1965 when he was tossed into the meat grinder that would become Vietnam wearing the uniform of the United States Marine Corps. Though the creepy part is that “My Friend” has detailed reports here stating that Grassy is the one that actually assassinated John F Kennedy from the “Grassy Knoll” hence his handle of Grassy.
It seems that Addison was not all to thrilled to have killed one of the few allies the FIP had and well that’s why he was shipped quickly out of the CIA and back into uniform as the government learned quickly that Grassy was more than a handful and before he simply killed every last of the government spooks, they figured best to toss him back into war seeing this man was considered to dangerous to keep in prison or try to execute. According to the reports they tried to imprison him and he simply froze the bars with his grasp shattered them, and then killed every guard in his prison block before appearing in the wardens office and well when they found the warden in the morning, his chest was concaved and his heart had been torn out and left on the desk as a grim warning. Reports indicate that Grassy changed into the wardens spare suit, shirt, tie and shoes and simply walked out of the prison only to return to his mission of brutal revenge, when they captured him a second time and reports indicate that even capturing Grassy was not an easy task and ended with countless dead police and FBI. He was than quickly sent to meet his fate at the end of a rope……ya guess what as they dropped him from the gallows he did some crazy ninja shit slipped out of the binds, flipped up locking his ankles around the rope and slipped his head free from the noose before it broke his neck. He than managed to defeat all the guards, and finish off his former CIA director by shoving his head in the noose and pushing him off the platform, ya as I stated they broke this man hard……again Grassy went back to work terminating the employment of those in the CIA until he was captured for a third time and by all accounts he let them catch him.
Now the reports are not all that clear here but it seems that Grassy made short work of the police, marshals and FBI that surrounded him by using some sort of mystical chain he summoned out of the thin air and lopped off the heads of law enforcement officers one by one before sending the spike into the junior officer and recoiled it back towards him only to roundhouse kick the poor man’s head clean off. It’s stated that he left one man of 50 alive to negotiate with, reports indicate that Grassy simply stated that “You will never kill me, you will never keep me in cage, and I will keep killing for you made me kill my friend, you made me kill my ally, you made me kill my great grandson, and for that there is no higher price to pay than with your lives. Give me the man I want and I will end this campaign of blood……or ignore this and you will not leave this field and I will bury your wife, children and burn everything you hold dear down to the ground.”
Reports from the desk of Senior Agent Ronald Downs state that he learned that day that Grassy was a true monster and someone that the CIA should never have touched, trained nor experimented on. They created something that they couldn’t control…………..(Okay, Mr. Downs you didn’t create Grassy, you simply made him worse and you angered the devil) as for the assassination of JFK well that was something they had planed to do, they knew Grassy would never pull the trigger on his friend so they wanted to prove that he was special and someone that would change the tides of the Cold War to the investors…….so they let him loose in the Grassy Knoll blind folded and told him that his target, Rudolph Hess would be arriving via automobile and he had a huge fanfare here in Texas so for the sake of Uncle Sam he needed to be killed and only you can do it, the blind fold to represent Blind Justice and keep Addison from suffering shellshock from seeing Hess in person.
Now if this is true than damn I am even more scared of this Wellermen and for damned good reason…..does he have radar sight, does he have sonar how the hell can he blind fire and make an impossible shot; fuck man he is not human! Though according to the report by Agent Downs he agreed on one term, Grassy had to rejoin the FIP and enter the United States Marine Corps to fight in the upcoming Vietnam War. Well history states that a deal was reached and Agent Downs who killed himself shortly after handing his brother-in-law over to Addison to be beaten so badly that when the medical examiner conducted the autopsy they were unable to identify the body. Grassy beat the man so badly that he basically turned him inside out and ended it tearing out the spinal cord in one piece leaving the man nothing more than pile of jelly and skin as Grassy had powdered every bone in his body. Grassy than rejoined the FIP took another injection in the ass, put on a uniform and went to Paris Island to report for duty as a Drill Instructor till it was time to be deployed within the jungles of Vietnam in a mixed bag unit of Army and Marine rejects mostly FIP bad asses that would include Rutherford, Hilliard, Webster, Swanson, Palpatine and Doyle.
Now we can assume the CIA….well what was left of them simply hoped that Grassy would be killed in action and they would be done with there FIP problem, well bad news for them regardless of how hard the war tried to kill him and his CO’s ordering him back into the field against the orders of the medical staff that just put him back together. It would be his old friend and officer Montgomery Hillard that would keep Addison semi sane by getting his old friend to smoke herb and simply understand that the day of the FIP will come and when it does we will all have the last laugh, till than simply look out for each other as we are our own allies and nobody else will ever understand our pain, our suffering and our stories……..he told him one day in a field hospital as they got stoned “Grassy don’t loose yourself, you are better than the beast that lives inside you brother. We are both cut from the same cloth and we need to understand that the elders choose us for a reason my friend, we are the defenders of….well you know champion, so always remember Grassy that we are brothers and regardless of what happens is this fucking jungle I will always have your back as you had and still have my back brother.”
Now I am not sure what Montgomery was talking about but they were high and it could be nothing more than being a Beer Pong Champion, though it seemed to light a fire under Grassy and he emerged from that medical unit a semi changed man and one that would no longer fight to simply slaughter and one that seemingly wasn’t trying to commit suicide by enemy anymore. Addison’s time in Nam would be long like most of the unlucky FIP and as he wouldn’t return home till 1973 and even than he wasn’t walking on his own power, Addison had been shot in the spine during ambush and many say the wound was to clean for an enemies random shot. Even the doctors that patched him up and shipped him home in a chair stated the spinal injury seemed like intentional friendly fire, though seeing Grassy was so badly wounded that it couldn’t declared exclusive and who ever shot him in the spine would walk free…….though Grassy would not let that wound sideline him. His spine wasn’t severed or fractured as he was lucky, he had severe nerve damage and a swollen spine, a semi normal wartime injury though one that would retire him from the USMC and thus start the next chapter of his life.
After a handful of years of rehab and going back to school on his dime seeing the GI Bill was not being applied to the FIP, he worked at the grocery store ringing customers while he put himself through night school to get his degree in journalism with a minor in English lit and thus he would start his career working for the local paper, and quickly rise through the ranks and eventually becoming the senior editor for a local DC paper. Grassy would be scouted by the Washington Journal and eventually find his way onto the local news as a rising star reporter, the old wounded veteran in a chair was working for him, though his legs might not have worked his arms and hands surly did and lets just say when Grassy was being mugged one night the poor mugger learned a fatal lesson “DON’T FUCK WITH GRASSY!” with one quick and brutal strike he ripped the muggers heart out and showed it to him still beating before he tossed it to the ground…….Grassy’s cameraman caught it all on tape and than passed out from the horror of what he witnessed.
Charges where never filed against Grassy and he would go onto become the nations premiere journalist on the same level as Bob Woodward and Walter Cronkite as he would become a household name and suddenly everyone wanted Addison and he would be headhunted by all the national networks till he was offered a contract with NBC that he simply couldn’t pass up. By the end of the 1980’s Mayweather was in everyone’s living room and he had secured himself a doctoral degree in journalism, and a masters in broadcast journalism; also by the end of the 1980’s he would rise from the chair and begin walking again……though for Grassy that would be the worst thing he could have done as he simply stood up one day on live TV.
That would be all that was needed for the US Department of Defense to recall the award winning journalist back into the USMC send him straight into Force Recon and ship him directly to Iraq to fight in Desert Storm…….needless to say Addison’s temperament hadn’t fully softened and he was not all that thrilled about being back in the military and being told what to do. Also for the Military this was a really bad idea as Grassy had become a journalist and well he felt used, scorned and screwed over so he was going to get revenge and well how does a journalist get even……they report what they see and here to the world and since this war was being broadcast directly into everyone’s living room and making CNN billions in the process, well some inside scoop from the front couldn’t hurt as well he would hand over non sensitive information to his fellow colleagues from the networks and well it was time again to make Grassy suffer and try to silence this FIP for good.
Now if multiple wars, imprisonments, executions and execution attempts hadn’t ended this killer what made the US Government think that this war would be any different. From what I am reading here he would be sent directly into hot zones, sent to defend burning oil rigs, sent to basically die. The government was throwing away the men that served with Grassy to simply kill him and failing, they even had the CIA try to remove him again and yet again that didn’t end well as he sent the agents back in body bags and missing parts of their anatomy including skulls, spines, throats, genitals and hearts……hell he even hung one would be assassin and I mean hung by the rafters with the poor man’s own viscera, though it would be a close friend of his that would talk him down and bring him back down to earth and keep him from going full beast mode…….who you ask? Well it seems Montgomery Hillard was within the CIA at this point and would not only talk his friend down, he would get the agency to back off his friend, How you ask? well I will tell you, it seems Montgomery is just as deadly and terror inducing if not more than Grassy and he would hold the Director of the CIA and the Director of the FBI out of 70 story window holding just there ankles and threatening to drop them if they didn’t confess to a list of crimes and back off Grassy and the others that the agency was targeting. Well the CIA director refused and called the Pale Rider’s bluff, Montgomery simply let go and than quickly grabbed the blade of the directors neck tie and well he hanged the bastard by his own neckwear. The FBI director already having soiled his trousers confessed to everything and promised to make sure that the FIP where no longer to be hunted, imprisoned and murdered for profit and sport.
Now why didn’t the Pale Rider go to jail for murder and attempted murder, well who the hell wants to anger the Pale Rider……also the now incoming CIA Director would be Kevin Mitchell “Wilhuff Palpatine” and the FBI director would live up to his word and than turn himself in confessing that he was the one that pushed Director Burt Malcom out of the window and held him by his tie so his neck would break…..also what I neglected to mention was Burt’s head was torn off as the tie constricted as his body fell to the street bellow and cracking the concrete. These men are so bloody scary that innocent people are willing to go to there deaths in silence instead of angering or crossing any of these Wellermen. Back in Iraq Grassy was fighting for his life and badly wounded when he would be rescued by the US Navy, he would be taken to a medical unit patched up and discharged from active duty.
Back home Grassy would not take time to heal as he would go back to work and return to Iraq for his station and thus become an official war correspondent, he had no idea to what levels his friend Montgomery went to to secure his safety, though for Grassy there was a story to be told and who better than a veteran to survive and report the truth to the American people. Lets just say the Iraq troops that tried to hold Grassy and his crew hostage…….well that didn’t quite go as planed for those soldiers as they would find themselves receiving a very brutal death at the hands of Grassy. From the recovered video footage one can say it was a slaughter as you can’t see much seeing it’s happening way to fast for the technology of the time, but in the end his team was puking and one stated that they watched their boss tear one man’s head clean off, rip another’s heart out and tear off one soldiers arm and use it to decapitate the poor soul……they stated that their team was 5 people including Addison and only Addison had a gun.
The go onto state that 20 Iraqi troops charged them guns at the ready, while they were live on the air with the states broadcasting about the resent success; when they were suddenly surrounded and told to get on there knees. That’s when the cameraman simply killed the live feed but kept rolling in hopes to use the footage as a way to show what happened to them, well Grassy simply turned around back to the camera hands raised and sternly but calmly stated in their language “You have made a huge mistake, this is not going to end how you planed and I do hope you are all prepared to meet Allah tonight.” and before they could respond he lunged forward and tore the heart out of the first one and before they could even pull the trigger he had already slaughtered half of them. One member of the team stated that when one of the Iraqi soldiers went to raise the gun to fire at Addison he did a quick back flip summersault thing landed in front of the poor soul ripped the gun out his hands and used it as a spear to impale the Iraqi right between the eyes than he pulled the trigger with the barrel of the gun already punching through the poor souls brain.
They said it happened so damn fast that they couldn’t even comprehend what was going on as it was happening, it was like something out of a comic book or action movie from the 80’s, Addison simply killed them one by one and when he got to the obvious leader of the squad he he dove onto his shoulder grabbed the ham sandwich from his media bag and shoved it down the man’s throat mind you when his hand went into the poor man’s mouth his teeth where evicted quickly and painfully…..Addison than simply stated calmly to the now stunned man “Choke at that” Addison than simply reached back as the man was gagging and trying to breath and with one quick strike he struck the man’s neck and tore out his larynx…….holding the piece of anatomy he looked at the now dying man and stated “You die to slow, Fatality, Flawless Victory.” Addison than tossed the larynx to the ground wiped off his bloody and busted up hands; turned to his crew and stated “Okay…Who’s ready for lunch?” meanwhile they are all stunned and puking from the gore.
Again I must state that if this man is not part of the Kingsmen, President’s Men, Railroad, Horsemen, or Harbingers I would be damned surprised……also I know someone is making a new Top Elven List of Demons to deal with……I am adding this fucker to that list. I am glad my grandparents don’t read this website as they would be in horror to learn how cold blooded their favorite news guy is. I mean this man goes through crew faster than juicer goes through chems, and they keep him on the air…..well he has his own crew now and he has his own crew that I heard are mostly just as nuts as he is; especially the one know as Howling Mad and who can forget about his fellow anchor known as Oxide, yes these are reporters people, though Grassy seems to be the most dangerous and deadly of Free Press Media.
Okay I need to hurry up before Black Death gets me……okay changing locations be right back.
I’m back okay I seem to have dodged Black Death, The FBI and basically anyone else that won’t like this shit going live; alright were was I okay yes he was in Iraq being a seriously messed up journalist…..oh he would win a Pulitzer for his work in Desert Storm and that wouldn’t be the only award this man would receive as he currently holds numerous of the top awards in the field that being the Pulitzer….mind you his brutality would not be shown on camera and only caught a few times on camera mostly it’s from reports and witness accounts. Okay so throughout the 90’s he would return to the news room and eventually end up on cable news seeing one of those brutal incidents would be caught live and basically end his family friendly appearance but not his career. It would be New Years Eve 1999 when he would be reporting live from a major festival of drunken conspiracy theorists that thought the world was going to end the whole Y2K thingy I guess. Well some other nut jobs showed up and well the two groups started to argue and eventually shots where fired and well one would hit Addison and lets just say that didn’t make him all that happy and when he got back up after being shot in the chest………his crew chief said keep filming this is going to get good; and lets simply state that anyone that could be construed as a target and combatant would not get to see the new year, it seems that Addison new that he couldn’t strike the unarmed and call self defense but those with weapons well they were fair game and this crazy SOB showed them why the British once called him “Devil” and the Nazi’s named him “Satan” a bunch of drunken racist KKK red necks fighting with a bunch of drunken alien worshiping crazies……how is this going to end badly, toss in Addison Mayweather and shot the bastard.
Well long story short when the dust settled the camera caught him brutally killing everyone of crazies and racists with ease, deploying his spiked chain ripping out hearts, intestines, spines, larynxes, and tearing of heads. Shooting people with their own weapons and punching one redneck so hard in the ear that his eyes popped out of his skull before Addison’s fist came out the other side holding brains. His news crew was trying to stop the crazies from engaging Addison as the watched him butcher their friends, a drunken mind gave them well a death wish and one by one they tried to over power Addison…….all he said was “Cool survival challenge” and as he killed these people one by one with a single strike of his bloody and broken fist he would count out as the bodies fell; one of the event goers came to his senses and stayed the hell away and reported that it seemed like the reporter was enjoying himself, like this was a game to him as he punched heads off, ripped off pieces of anatomy, tore out hearts, and concaved ribcages. I was in horror at how easy killing was to him and how he didn’t stop, I was screaming for people to back off as this sobered me up and I thought I was watching a movie being filmed but it was real, this man was moving at speeds only described in comic books and preforming feats of strength that are inhuman.
He goes onto state that I am lucky to be alive, if I hadn’t come to my senses I would have been in that pile of bodies and what’s even scarier is if Addison hadn’t killed everyone basically in self defense……well we all would have been dead anyways as I learned that this was going to be a mass suicide, well till the rednecks showed up and turned it into a warzone. The witness continues to state that once the last body fell and I mean fell hard as he simply struck with the heal of his palm on the guys chin and sent his head flying into a nearby tree…..it was some serious crazy Bruce Lee level shit but far scarier and far more lethal. At the end Addison simply turned to his crew and calmly stated “Two things, One can we go to the Hospital Now, and two can we stop at Burger Town on the way please.” as he flicked his wrist and hand to get the gore, bone and gray matter of his hand, he than looked at his hand and stated…….”Yes Hospital……Oh Holy Shit for the love of God this fucking hurts and is that bone……I do hope that’s it’s not mine, seriously what the fuck are the hicks skulls made off……fuck my hand didn’t hurt this much when I fought Shang Tsung and the first Prince…….Fuck, Fuck okay I hit a nerve, ya that’s my bones…….I still want a burger, fires and shake.” He cared more about his hand than the fact he had been shot. His crew chief simply looked at him and said “I guess this isn’t a flawless victory” and than she threw up on his shoes.
When the police and medics showed up it was basically wrapped up tightly in a nice little package and the network simply spun it as a movie trailer and scrubbed the footage…..well except for anyone with a VCR and a blank tape. In short he was not charged and walked away a free man after brutally killing hundreds, and his legal team went into action to prepare for civil litigation and everyone learned that suing Addison for wrongful death would not end well as he would win each and everyone of his cases seeing it was self defense and he was fighting for his life……I call bull shit on that one but again I am not a highly acclaimed and award winning journalist, author and broken FIP asshole. Needless to say the event would stain his reputation and he would be let go from the network…..not for the killings, no for the profanity (Priorities Right).
Well this would allow him to move over to cable news and that’s were he has been ever since, he is able to basically report as he wants and ask the hard questions he wasn’t allowed to ask on network. This pretty much some’s up Addison in a nutshell someone that is bloody dangerous and is a master of the spoken word, he is a terror in the newsroom, and a monster on the battlefield and I know I haven’t talked about his gunslinger skills much and it seems that he is basically a dual specialized adept…..and he carries a simply Colt Peacemaker on his hip, not something huge like the other Gunslingers and not a Jamestown Classic, nope a simply single action six shooter that he is beyond deadly and accurate with. His fast draw can’t even be scene on camera all that’s heard is the bang and it’s over, his reload is lighting quick and yes that gun is legal for him to carry before you ask. What cyber does he have, well that’s unknown and same with his magical abilities, though I can assume he has a harpoon gun and some type of sword on him as well so be careful when engaging or thinking of engaging Addison.
This man has personally taken down countless cyber gangers, juicers, trolls and basically anyone that engages him……hell reports indicate that he caught a snipers bullet between two fingers once, so watch out for Grassy as he in no joke and he has some special gifts as well seeing he was using them when there was NO MAGIC!! It says here he is a wasteland outlaw and someone that needs to be avoided as he is also a Dawn Guard Dragon Slayer, okay it’s starting to make sense now that means he is oh my god is he a hunter as well and what was that……………I’m Out Peace All!
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