Noah Leon (Abstract)

Membership: ???

Race: Human

Height: 5’7

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 70

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle Unknown (Good Fucking God!!)

Preferred Weapon: Jamestown Lucifer’s Thunder 6.66 Magnum Classic mach 7 (modified)

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Bio: Mr. Leon as he prefers to be called is a one man roller coaster and entire package wrapped up in one elderly body, though don’t under estimate this warrior and bounty hunter. Mr. Leon or Abstract as they call him is a total professional and one that hunts the problem players for some of the most powerful within the rebellion. He is also a problem solver and works alongside Brian Kindler fixing the issues that come up when the Surrey’s are allowed to roam free and unchecked….you know killing for silver dollars.

This rebel is scary not just because he is a bounty hunter, rough rider, spook of the Post Office….nope its do to him being a problem solver and gunfighter, he is a fully trained gunslinger adept of high status within the Jamestowns and has been awarded a highly modified Jamestown Classic pistol from the Godfather himself. He has as well been granted access to the cyber and bio implants from the catalogue of the Storm Riders and Jamestowns private stash so he might appear to be a elderly retiree but he isn’t and thats his cover.

He lives in subarea and has managed to make himself very popular on his block as Mr. Noah, he attends weekly service, walks his dog and tell stories to the kids of back in his day, all the while seemingly still mourning the passing of his beloved wife and wishing his neglectful children would come to visit. Peoples hearts melt for Abstract and once they are feeling sorry for Mr. Leon he owns them and can do no wrong. He is a very dangerous hunter do to learning how to use his age and appearance to his benefit and not a deficit like so many of the ageing relics of the shadows. Abstract is not one that needs any pity or sympathy as he is a fully capable hunter and government agent, this man has been in operation for generations and has been pulling off schemes for ages.

He is yet another of the Federal Immortality Project that went from the military straight into the US Intelligence Division and worked hard during the Cold War and helped tear down the Berlin Wall, take down the communist regime in Cuba, and kept a very close eye on Russia during the Red Scare. This man is a trained paratrooper, sniper, saboteur, spy and assassin so be warned he is the total package and a true abstract so keep your distance from Mr. Noah if that is his real name…..spooks are not known for giving up their birth name so easily, it took us years to learn that Wilhuff was Jarred’s given name.

His work as a problem solver is where he excels and this old man pulls up to a situation in his slick black Cadillac and just wanders into the crime scene, flashing his NSA badge and is totally ignored and allowed to disrupt the scene, seize control of the evidence and manipulate and confuse the witnesses. Once he has seized control of the scene, thats when his real work begins and the master of reverse forensics comes out to play, he stages the scene to frame just about anyone that is on his private blacklist or his bosses and than hands it back to the local authorities after the stage has been set and he exits stage left. Many simply forget that Abstract was even there and go about the investigation as normal, thousands have been hanged or given the lethal injection thanks to the work of Mr. Leon that he is allowed to attend as a witness and once the deed is done he receives is mortgage payment and goes onto the next problem.

Mr.Leon doesn’t seem to care who’s life he disrupts and the damage he causes while acting as a proxy only that his clients are not fingered for the crime. He seems to just go back to one of his many simply lives and hide within plain sight till the next problem arises and it’s back to work; for Mr. Leon this is as normal as going to the office in the morning and he is never without a cheerful smile and quick quip about the days events or weather. He has a way about him that make people simply enjoy his company and yet they seem to never truly remember why he was actually there, he is so skilled that he can even doctor the call out records and have it match the scene that he just staged. Even when seasoned detectives are called out they simply fall prey to the social manipulations of Mr. Leon and his award winning charm.

Now when the going gets tough Abstract is as well prepared for fight and he will butcher everyone at the scene or location to keep the masquerade going. He even one time killed the entire Crime Scene Investigators and critically wounded one of the witnesses, planting the pistol on the survivor and called for Emergency Personnel. Leaving the witness to take the fall for the mass murder of law enforcement officers and swing from a rope simply cause Abstract felt the scene was to far gone to properly manipulate. This is common practise for this problem solver, if a scene is beyond fixing than solve the equation with another crime that will trump the original and totally corrupt the evidence and render the original crime scene worthless. How many innocent lives where lost during one of Abstracts fixes is unknown but he seems to enjoy watching the loose end executed as he attends most executions.

So when it comes to Noah Leon we can stop right there and try to ignore the fact that he works for the Jamestowns and lends his skills to that crime family. Now seeing that he possess a modified Jamestown Classic, this means only one thing he is family and it lends credence to Noah Leon being an assumed name….he is a Jamestown and one of the elders or direct family seeing that he was awarded a Jamestown Classic model pistol. The Godfather does’t simply award those to anyone without a family connection, even Anthony DiCane can trace his family roots to the Jamestowns. Seeing Anthony is in possession of multiple Jamestown Classics and trained in there signature shooting style by the Reverdy Jamestown personally.

What Abstract does for the Jamestowns is unknown but one can assume that it revolves around his skills as  problem solver and cleaner. Again Noah might tell you he is a retired school teacher from Hazard Kentucky but he is really a seasoned National Security Agency (NSA) agent and former CIA senior agent that worked under Wilhuff Palpatine and helped train and guide Agent Johnathan White. He is seasoned military and highly trained in deception, espionage and toxins……so nope not  simple retired school teacher from Kentucky. If you see Noah Leon sitting on his porch sipping Kentucky bourbon and enjoying his well manicured lawn, petting his dog…do us all a favour and shot him dead where he sits and save the nation the issue of dealing with one of the most seasoned and decorated spies and problem solvers ever to walk the earth.

If Noah is allowed to live he will continue to spread his vile lies and corrupt further youth and townsfolk towards his gentle ways….Remember he is a spy and has made a living through deception and destabilising third world nations, starting and ending coups for shits and giggles. This man is truly dangerous seeing he fully understands the politics behind his job and seeing he has been involved in many historical events such as the Iran Contra, Cuba Missile Crisis, Congo War, and the Invasion of Denver of 33′; not to forget the Information Crash of 29′ and the man behind the rebels getting sensitive data regarding the events that would lead up to the Great Tragedy of 2018. He has been behind the assassination of many world leaders, the destruction of the United Nations and the death of four UCAS Presidents and four United Kingdom nobles including the sitting monarch in 2035.

He was hard at work in England during the Inishmore Invasion of 2018 and helped destroy the invading Inishmore forces through his stealing of troop movements data and slipping them forged documents of the enemy movements and locations to throw the Inishmore of the track and fool them into sending the wrong divisions to the multiple fronts. Abstract would than halo jump into Dublin after the Inishmore retreated and assassinate the Inishmore officers and nobles responsible for the chemical warfare. This man is dangerous and he just loves his job and is proud of the work he has done, the Inishmore wounded Abstract and yet he patched himself up and kept going with his many tools of the trade. So again we don’t know if he is a 00′ agent of the London Dungeon but we can assume that he is, seeing that his skill set matches many of that agency as well as the Post Office. He is also close friends with Marvin Yates and Statler Cannon, this means that he has contacts that reach across the pond to England; worry my readers Abstract is a true mystery on many levels.

The truth behind him is that he is  world class problem solver, eraser, cleaner and international spy that seems to enjoy being a man of mystery. We are supposed to believe that Abstract is a simply retiree and nothing more, this is a masquerade that he enjoys and seeing the flock believe his stories and his heartfelt lies about his dead wife…..well anyone can fake tears and a quivering lip…….The Oscar for Best Acting in a Drama Scene goes to Noah Leon, or whoever you really are.

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