Sid “I Got This” Malone (Dump Shock)

Membership: Cajun Mafia/US Elite

Race: Human

Height: 5’7

Weight: 150

Apparent Age: 60+

Archetype: Combat Decker

Preferred Weapon: DAOD Combat Assault Pistol

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Bio: Well its time to discuss the master of the matrix himself the legend that is Dump Shock and well their is almost nothing good that can be said about this madman. Dump Shock earned his moniker by the way he deals with anyone who crosses him or his family within the system, yup that means frying their brainware and leaving them with dump shock syndrome. He claims that he leaves them alive and doesn’t burn them, well I don’t know whats worse death or brain death. Though for Sid it seems that leaving them alive is good enough for his conscience and well I don’t think anyone would agree besides maybe his partner in crime Edison.

Dump Shock has been working within the world of computers for as long as they have been around and he has designed many a hardware and software program that he as well fully understands the flaws. You don’t think this master computer scientist doesn’t intently create flaws in his own programs and then sells them to mega corps, government agencies and the likes so he can have total access to vital data that he can than sell to the highest bidder, rig elections, start world wars and send innocent souls to the gallows. We know that he works alongside Edison and has been involved in some of the most legendary decking operations to date, and was the man that worked with Director Mitchell and the Horseman to develop STAGE 5 and bring it to to it’s climax.

This man has also made certain that his family remains the true powers in Cajun Country and the kings of the Bayou state. This new revelation worries many within the judicial system seeing that the Malone’s have been raping Louisiana for generations and have been working hand in hand with the Jamestowns to seize total control of the nation. Ever wonder why our election system remains electronic and not pen and paper, well if it was o hard copy Dump Shock couldn’t manipulate the results and get paid a small fortune for his time.

What is even worse is that Sid Malone doesn’t remain within the Bayou State as a decker can work from anywhere with power and direct access to the matrix and with Sid well he doesn’t need direct access just a wireless signal and he is in. This means that even a secured cell phone is enough for him to seize control of a system and hijack the company, government or law enforcement agency. Dump Shock and Pong invented cyber terrorism and cyber hijacking where they hold entire systems hostage till they are paid a small fortune nearly bankrupting the companies in the process than they sell them a secured anti-virus package from one of their many shell corporations and simply repeat the process.

This man has held the UCAS government hostage numerous times and even caused the great blackout of 2041 on a bet…..a fucking bet and he knocked out the power to the entire nation. The Horseman for some reason have been working directly with Sid for decades and they have been trading technology, hardware and software…I guess it’s a payment for his work with STAGE 5 and with Sid’s involvement in that project we can assume the data is all corrupted and falsified as the Cajuns don’t do anything legitimate.

Though as for Dump Shock his ultimate prodigy would come from Seattle when he taught computer science and programming at Seattle University. Yes readers another man responsible for the pain in our ass Bilbo, this man’s star student and royal pain. Sid Malone is close friends with Pong, Mitch, Blacksmith, Polaroid, Curmudgeon, Kenobi, Pharmacist, Professor, and Slimer not to mention Edison and Tesla seems they are all birds of a flock and they share the same opinion of our beloved UCAS and Legion….total hatred and disgust.

For some reason the reports as of late have all circled around Bilbo and the Harbingers, for Dump Shock was directly involved in the protection of Anthony DiCane and his moving to Seattle against his Grandfathers wishes. Well leave it to bayou trash to anger a Virginian and manipulate a Texan. As I said the Cajuns are never up to any good and when they are the Cajun Mafia it is always in their best interests. Hell Jack Malone was the handler for Anthony DiCane and his entry into the Freedom Patriots and not into the Sons of the True Confederacy. It seems that the entire Cajun Mafia and Jamestown Clan have been working with Colonial and ignoring their own President for generations.

Sid is a true snake in the grass though don’t be fooled this man is not your average decker and not a man that simply sits behind a desk and wears a nice suit and tie. He is a fully trained and cybered combat decker, he can hack systems and fight like the best adept and samurai and probably better than most. He has been scene updating programs on his deck and he simply gets faster and more accurate with his pistol, this terrifies the shit out of me as Dump Shock simply clicks a few keys and he is a true monster on the battlefield. We know that Sid is a fully trained solider and served in the Ghost Division when they where in their legendary battle that earned them the moniker of being the Sentinels.

Sid went to England to check in on his brother and ended up staying their to assist his dear friend Pong and Walter Segal for a bit. He would join the military to gain some needed combat training and as well additional access to vital information. While he was there war would break out and he would end up within the trenches on the front lines and be one of the ones that the elves missed sadly. Seems they missed the ones that would become a total terror, though this seems to be an ongoing issue with our heroes failing to kill the ones that need to die.

After the conflict and a stint in the hospital Dump Shock would return home to Louisiana and continue his raping of the UCAS and now we know he as well raped the CAS as STAGE 5 did not discriminate. We know that the Malone’s minus Edgar have been serving Kingsbury in secret for ages and it seems that the Horseman have been as well. This answers some needed questions and why Dump Shock, Inquisitor, and Gentleman jumped on board the US Elite so quickly and why the Horseman where simply accepted without question.

Dump Shock has been working with his friend Walter Segal to help dethrone the Executioner Guild Leader Edgar Malone for years and falsifying evidence against the nobleman for decades. If he was guilty why is he still in power and not in prison? It seems that the Cajun Mafia are simply embarrassed to have one of their own turn away from the family and not serve the order that is the family. Though yet Dump Shock has as well stepped out on his own and works alongside Walter Segal and acts as his private investigator the whole while he is raging about his bastard brother that dishonoured the family and the traditions of their elders.

Well Sid you can’t have it both ways and work for a British outlaw that harbours the criminal nobles and bitch about your legal brother that is simply obeying the written law. Now as for Dump Shock his story goes much deeper into the underworld and manipulating the political system, this man is not  good man and he is a true criminal that cares nothing for due process and for the voice of the people. He has managed to make sure that his brother Arnold the extreme racist and murderer remains in office as the states Governor, even going as far to hack the state senate during a vote to secure a victory when the senate was voting to remove term limits for governor’s and guess what the vote was unanimous….reports later would indicate that many voted in opposition.

This is just one of the many things this terror has done and he has been working for generations for the Cajuns, the Horseman, the Patriots and for Walter Segal and now he is within the US Elite and whats worse I Corps and that is a true…..wait whats going on…..my systems are……oh god…….oh god I can’t eject…..my safe lock is frozen……systems are shutting down…………..<<<DATA CORRUPTED……USER EJECTED>>>>>