Dr. David “Outrageous” Klopeck 001 (Butcher, D)

 Membership: Stormrider/Sons of Odin/London Dungeon/Kingsmen/President’s Men/Post Office

Race: Human

Height: 5’0

Weight: 100

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Cybered Mercenary Adept (Cyber Criminal)

        Circle: Good Fucking God!!

Preferred Weapon: Custom Built Hand Crossbow & Hand Forged Combat Dagger (Both Highly Modified)

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BIO:

Okay I came to this page to do some updating as it was well out of date and it appears that I accidently erased the cache and I am not actually sure how….seriously I have no idea what I did as these pages are locked and not supposed to be erasable, okay looks like I will start another article about the man known as the Butcher. First and foremost this man is not the sadistic killer that everyone thought he was, nor is he simply a nice old man. The Butcher is a man that earned his name from his days in the FIP and serving as a military surgeon during the days of the Civil War when he would perform basically meatball surgeries and well he would basically perform more amputations with a bone saw then actual surgeries….well that’s how things worked back then and they would simply say “Send that soldier to the butcher.” and well the name stuck. Now flash forward to modern day and Dr. Klopeck has continued to earn his nickname of the Butcher with his work as a soldier, and assassin for the London Dungeon and Stormrider’s, yes he is a government assassin and 00 agent within the London Dungeon and rumors coming out of England state that he is a Kingsmen and part of the Royal Assassin division….so yes he is a killer, and yes he is the Butcher, but this man is able to balance his medical work from his professional 00 work.

Now onto Dr. Klopeck’s known and recorded history, well first and foremost this man is an acclaimed gastro surgeon, and OBGYN with multiple of specialties including cardiac, and pediatrics so it was no surprise he would end up being the surgeon to perform the worlds first ever live birth C-section of a troll baby and win a Nobel Prize for the paper and book he published alongside his assistant Dr. Kyle Finesilver. Though you are not hear to read about the wonderful advancements to medicine, cybertechnology, and bio enhancements that he is responsible for, no you are hear for the sown and dirty rumors, and bloody history of the man they call the Butcher or D….so without further ado hear we go, this is what we know about this Eastern European doctor and his bloody legacy.

Okay first off this man is old as dirt and is one of those true immortals that we hear about but can’t actually believe but for this man, well I can believe it only because of the information given to us by our contacts. Dr. Klopeck was born or at least they believe he is from, where he was born is a total mystery and unknown to even our contacts and according to Markov Compton he is from a long time ago before recorded history from somewhere in the northern lands as he calls it. Though I will get to that unconfirmed information later in this article, otherwise what is recorded is he first showed up again within Transylvania sometime in the 13th century and there are rumors that Klopeck traveled throughout Europe and seeing historical records from a time before the Bubonic Plague are basically non existent especially for a single individual.

The stories state that he is a world renowned and legendary vampire hunter that helped purge the world of the undead during those times, and well this part I am going to gloss over seeing I don’t believe in vampires. Though according to our contacts he was known simply as D and was working alongside the Belmont’s and Hellsing’s during this time and was part of their clan, it seems that David Klopeck was part of there family and was the half brother of the one they called Pop. During these days D was an ordained priest within the Orthodox Church and was the priest that would marry Charles Belmont and Anastasia Klopeck as well he would marry into the clans himself when he married Simona Hellsing the daughter of Montgomery Hellsing…okay I know what you are thinking and it seems back then they had no idea Charles and Montgomery where brothers and ya things were different back then. like a priest marrying and having a family.

Though it appears that David Klopeck’s ordainment records are still active and up to date, so this doctor is also a priest though I doubt he still has any faith within his twisted bones….seeing he is a professional assassin. According to Markov Compton D is one of the most feared vampire hunters of all time, right up there with Montgomery Hellsing, Charles Belmont, and Sherman Willard…yup those three have killed more undead than any other professional vampire hunter of the age. Okay seriously what’s with all the vampire talk, we all know that its a meta disease called VITAS and only emerged after the Great Tragedy of 2018…rant over. Well basically this man traveled all over Europe during those days and even served as a Knights Templar…well that was a few centuries before he showed up in Eastern Europe, like I said this man is old as dirt.

Now as for what Klopeck did during the Dark Ages, and throughout the Medieval era is open to debate according to Markov Compton he was hunting vampires, working as a plague doctor, and becoming the father of medicine though again this is simply left up to debate and the more we learn about these truly ancient and immortal beings the more we question the recorded history. Seeing that these men had their hands directly in history and yet they allowed others to take the credit, I guess being immortal was something that needed to be hidden and that’s why he ended up in the FIP as a way to validate his longevity. If it is true that this man helped define modern medicine than I thank him for that, though his actions in the modern age are a bit more villainous and a stain on his reputation….but for an ancient vampire hunter that has scene cavillations come and go I can understand why he is the way he is.

Basically Father Klopeck would simply vanish from the records during something called the War of the Blood and this is directly from Markov Compton and he states that this is when D was on the loose and causing all sorts of havoc killing those of his kind. I can only find small reports of a sellsword named D that would show up fighting in various conflicts throughout Europe during the middle ages working as a mercenary and putting many to the sword as he was simply unbeatable in combat according to the records. Though as much as D would show up he would vanish from the records just as quickly, he was basically a wanderer selling his services to the highest bidder and well according to Markov he was basically always moving to stay one step ahead of his mortal enemy the vampires.

We have a record of one very brutal instance where D was captured and charged with murder, this is within England circa 1680’s the exact date is unknown. D was convicted of killing a local tax collector in a very brutal manner, he drove a wooden stake through the poor man’s heart and sliced off his head and after he torched the body rendering to ash. His killing was witnessed by a street urchin that reported him to the authorities and well D was quickly arrested and sentenced to death. He was to be Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered for his crimes against the kingdom and for the murder of a government agent, well lets just say that D’s execution didn’t go as planed and it would become a very bloody day in history. The strung D up and as he was dangling from the scaffold, D’s men and family would get into position and once they took the nearly dead D down and laid him on the table for his castration and evisceration….that’s when D and the others sprung into action.

It seemed that D had fooled his executioners and as they were trying to restrain his wrists that’s when all hell broke loose, D jumped to his feet, did some sort of acrobatic maneuver and ended up wrapping the rope around the executioners neck and well as D jumped off the scaffold he pulled the hangman up and snapped his neck and then he struck one of the guards with an open fist in the lower abdomen and tore out the mans viscera. Chaos erupted and arrows, bolts, and bullets started flying from his rescuers, D grabbed one of the guards swords and well he would slice and dice his way out of the courtyard and eventually to freedom. D and his friends would steal a vessel and butcher the captain and crew, and sail out of London a very wanted man and he would embark on his next journey as a pirate…well some would say that he was simply hunting the Wolves of the Sea (Vampires) and his ship the Rainbow would become one of the most feared ships to sail the Atlantic Ocean, alongside the Blue Claw, Nevermore, and Neverland.

The English Navy would never capture the Rainbow and rumors would start to fly about the Rainbows captain being able to control the mists of the sea and be blessed by the gods of the sea. Reports indicate that any ship that the Rainbow attacked would always be found floating adrift with the captain and crew all dead, stakes through their hearts, heads severed, and sailors hanging from the ropes off the bow being fed on by the sea life. The ship’s cargo and treasure plundered and normally a very large powder keg set as a booby trap would be the only way they would know that it was D and the Rainbow to blame. The English would confirm D’s survival during the American Revolution when the Rainbow would directly attack, plunder, and butcher the English ships, we can thank D for that at least he would be one of the reason many of the English ships would never make it to the colonies and well war is war and what’s some sunken and butchered red coats.

The next time we learn of D besides the American Revolution is during the French and Indian war where he would fight for the colonies and yet still managed to be a thorn in the British’s side, D basically was one of the brave soldiers that would help the colonies defeat the french by teaching them gorilla warfare and what’s even spookier is that D was able to befriend the native tribes and well this is where he would vanish yet again and only appear once again on the open waters during the Revolution commanding the Rainbow alongside the Blue Claw and other vessels within Admiral Montgomery Hillard’s (Hellsing, Palpatine) fleet and really stick it to the English. There are rumors that D along with the Father of Rebellion Wilhuff Palpatine would be responsible for the revolution and the Boston Massacre was simply the English soldiers trying to take down D and missing….remember D was a very wanted man and many soldiers would gladly take the shot to bring down the infamous D.

He would again vanish after the Revolution was basically over, rumors indicate that he continued to fight the English and wouldn’t allow them a second of rest till the last redcoat was off of American soil. Though we do know that he is responsible for rescuing countless rebels from the British prison ships that were docked in the New York Harbor, and many families owe their sheer existence to D and the other rebels within his order….okay the more I read about D the more I like him and the more I understand how he turned out to be such a bastard. Though the Rainbow and D would again vanish into the mists and their is no record of him till the War of 1812 when he would show up at the Battle of Washington where D and his crew would punish the English in the waters while the Wellermen took to land to defend the city from the English. Reports indicate that D was gravely wounded from multiple musket shots he took and one that would break his forearm and a cannon blast that covered him in wooden splinters and shattered his hip, yet this little bastard continued to fight and command his ship, Captain D would even end up taking command of the American fleet that was in the harbor and lead the Americans to a victory at sea….He would show up again at the Battle of New Orleans and aid in the very quick defeat of the English and the killing of the British commander, though D would be rewarded with a bullet ricochet that would take out his left eye.

This seems like a trend but D would yet again slip into obscurity and not emerge on the scene again for many years, though according to Markov this little bastard wasn’t hiding or retired. He was actively hunting and taking down vampires within the cities, he was locating their courts and rendering entire cities extinct of their undead. D and the other hunters were basically keeping the population under control and according to Markov hunting vampires came easy for this old Dawnguard agent and the modern vampires where no match for their training, blessings, and equipment….again I am still unsure about the existence of vampires, though if I can believe that there are truly ancient immortal beings, well vampires isn’t all that far fetched. Well basically D would fight against Arthur McGowan and his slave ships, he would help free runaway slaves and kill the bounty hunters that hunted the slaves that did escape.

D would partner up with Montgomery again in the early part of the 1800’s and end up working alongside his half brother Sherman Willard, and Orson White alongside Harriet Tubman to help forge the Underground Railroad and well for D this would be another dance with an executioner as he would end up being captured by the law for the murder of one of the countries most prolific slave hunters and like before he would be sentenced to death by hanging and as D forged an escape plan and the others forged a rescue plan, D would be yanked out of his cell by the deputies and handed over to a lynch mob. The mob would beat D with the rifles, break his legs, crack his skull and smash his hands before they threw a rope into a tree, put the noose around his neck and hoisted D up and watched him do the hemp neck tie dance. Well little did they know who they were trying to murder and little did they know that D was insane and basically numb to pain, and according to the lone surviving member of the lynch mob who was the son of one attackers.

According to Jim Downs “The mob twenty in all had the desperado up in the tree, then suddenly he started swinging like he was trying to break his own neck. My father started laughing and calling him a yellow bellied coward and suddenly the outlaw was standing on the branch and free from the noose….how I am not sure since his legs where broken and his ankle was smashed, not to mention his hands. Though fella this outlaw grabbed the noose, dove off the tree and rapped his legs around my fathers neck and managed to snap pops neck like a twig and use him as a body shield as the others opened fire on him. I mean that little man was able to steal my pops pistol and started opening fire as pop was falling down, killing man after man I mean he killed 6 in a blink and then he simply jumped off pop taking a bullet from George in the thigh. He then landed on Bill who was already dead again letting Bill’s body take the bullets he drew Bills pistol and killed another 6 dead, I started to pee my pants it was so scary.

I mean the rest of the men tried to kill the outlaw but he just kept moving like he was the devil and when he dove on Robert who had just shot the killer, Robert laughed thinking he was just going to overpower the little man…well before Robert could lift his pistol the killer grabbed his neck and tore out his Adams apple, and like a cougar he was on Ted and he tore his heart out of his chest. George and Adam would have there heads torn off and Victor would have his spine torn out. Chuck and Walter would loose their lives from a double riffle shot as they tore ass out of there…one bullet in each of their backs and as for me. The killer stuttered to his feet, I was in terror and looking at a man that shouldn’t be alive let alone moving like a monster, his hands covered in blood and gore, he was using Victors rifle as a crutch and I could hear horses coming….the killer walked up to me and said to me Boy, my name is D and this is the day you’ll remember as the day you almost hanged D, you get to live as your innocent and you get to live as I am not a monster….now Go On Get! I ran away in tears and horror as to what I just witnessed, the incoming outlaws ignored me and that’s what I saw and remember.”

Well at least D had a sense of humor and honour to not butcher the kid, I would normally discount this as yet another rumor but Jim Downs recalling of the story would match the official sheriffs report and Jim Downs would go on to become an abolitionist himself after the events of the tragic evening. His recalling the tale can be found in his book “The Day I Met D” and you can go to the town of Hazard Tennessee and see the Hanging Tree and listen to the historians recall the stories and show you the drawings of the murder scene, the graves of the 20 men that fell on that day in 1840. So basically D is a man that is one that is to stubborn to die and I am starting to think that he should have been called the Butcher before he was a Civil War Surgeon, and that’s when we next find D and that is within the Union Army as an officer and doctor working within the medical camps sawing off arms and legs, and stitching up the wounded and putting them back together again.

He would get his FIP injection in 1862 when the shots would become available to his unit and from this point forward it’s basically easy to track the man known as D, though he would start going by his given name or the Butcher and the legends of D would start to vanish. Though according to Markov this was only a guise and D was still hunting and causing problems and it appears that the Butcher would be a Cavalry Doctor from the Civil War through the Spanish American war and end up saving countless lives and for this surgeon all hell would come crashing down come 1900 when he would stripped of his medical profession, his rank, and thrust straight into the maw of hell during the first World War as a Cavalry soldier and find himself within the trenches of Europe. I am not going to go through the countless times he was wounded and nearly killed during World War One, World War Two, Korea, and Vietnam as that is a entire book series in itself, though for Markov he stated that his kind where very nervous about D being back in Europe…though he hoped that the Get, or the Warlocks would take care of D and well seeing D is still alive he guesses they didn’t.

D would end his FIP career come 1971 when he was severely wounded in Vietnam, and he would fall out of a medical helicopter on his way to MASH and end up flattening the windshield of the jeep he landed on almost causing Dr. David Heath to crash, and it would be Dr. Heath that put D back together again and after some serious arguing with command he got D shipped home and well if you think that’s where this ends…..you’re dead wrong! D would leave the US Army a broken and beaten man, he would be tormented with nightmares, drug and alcohol abuse, he would some how survive and manage to go to college and get his medical degree seeing the one he originally held was…very out of date, though he was a quick study and would graduate from Oxford and eventually Harvard Medical after going back to school for yet another advanced degree. Through the 1980’s and 1990’s he would build his career and open his practice within his adopted home of Chicago Illinois, though his true love and passion was working at Chicago Children’s Hospital where he would eventually become the Chief of Medicine and keep his private practice open part time, until his son was ready to take the reigns.

D would become a world renown pediatrician and he would fight tooth and nail for his patients, he would marry early in his career to a Polish women and father multiple children and raise them in the catholic church, sending them to private school, and being the model citizen and father. He would be involved in the neighborhood and befriend local politicians, and start numerous charities, D was very giving with his wealth and he would raise his family to be caring, non judging, and accepting of all regardless of race or creed. D would become well loved within Chicago and the entire time he would hide the dark secret of his bloody past and all the lives he took. His vampire hunting days were not behind him and his new home town was under the watchful eye of D and lets just say according to Markov this was not something the other vampires enjoyed and they would go out of their way to avoid D and stay off his radar….though the government would as well be interested in D.

This would lead to many conflicts within D’s life though now in the modern age he simply couldn’t turn to violence like he would in the olden days, D would prove that even being peaceful he would still be a problem as he had many allies in the government and was well liked and respected, this would make things frustratingly complicated for the government agents that wished to see D disappear. Now I said complicated and not imposable, for this agency run by Mr. Smith is so classified that even the President doesn’t know they exist and yet Mr. Smith reached out to me regarding this article, that makes me a bit concerned about my own safety seeing I am writing about D and exposing government secrets….do I worry about D or Mr. Smith, my money is on D. During the better part of the 1990’s D would live within the city of Chicago and it wouldn’t be till 1995 that he would purchase a parcel of land outside the city and build a large farm house that he planed to reside in and raise his ever growing family.

D wanted to return to a life away from the city, he wanted to raise his children and grandchildren in the safety of Illinois countryside, yes the commute to the hospital would have been rough but for D this just seemed to be part of the sacrifice for his family. He would build a large farm house on the 250 acres of property he now owned, he would put on his cowboy boots again and during his off time he would raise horses, cattle, other live stock. He would plant crops and till the fields, for this old veteran and cavalry member he couldn’t be happier then when he was passing along the secrets of farming he learned from the native people and once again being at peace. The old doctor would be over the moon when his children would work the farm with him, and even when his youngest daughter wanted to learn to ride English style over Western he would have a smile from ear to ear as he went to her competitions.

D’s dealings with Mr. Smith wouldn’t end simply because he moved out of the city, the vampires would be pleased but still concerned seeing D was still breathing and countless of them weren’t. D would raise his seven children on that family farm “The Rainbow Farm” he would employ the locals to work the farms day to day operations and as the years passed by D’s family would grow and he would become a grandfather and eventually a great grandfather. Though as the 1990’s progressed so did the danger that lurked from the government and D’s first encounter with Mr. Smith and his agents would be when he was commuting back to Chicago for work in the autumn of 1993. Lets just say that he would end up being t-boned by a drunk driver and as D sat trapped in his Cadillac. D’s drivers seat was on the passenger of the car and he had the shift stick piecing his right leg, the drivers door crushing his left leg and his ankle busted as it got caught between the clutch and brake. D’ was in a very bad situation and he knew he had broken bones and multiple ribs that where cracked when his seatbelt failed and tore during the impact, still dazed and confused from the airbag deploying and have safety glass slicing him open; as D adjusted his glasses and tried to reach for his car phone there would be multiple gunshots that would ring out from men in black suits.

D has become civilized and was initially taken aback from the sudden gunfire, though not long enough for the government as he managed to free himself and escape the vehicle and engage the spooks with hand to hand combat. After killing the first agent, he would grab hold of the downed agents gun and well lets just say from what reports state D would make quick work of the other agents before the police arrived and took control of the situation. According to Mr. Smith, D would go onto steal multiple top secret government equipment and he killed seven of his very best and was allowed to walk a free man with no charges being filed against him. D would end up being a patient in the hospital where his eldest son was interning at and for D this is when things went from bad to worse, and he would become the target of the government ever since. According to his son Dr. Patrick Klopeck the government would take over the operating room and it would end being surrounded by the military and they would shut down the observation rooms, now according to Mr. Smith this was their plan to capture D and bring an end to his reign of terror for good. Mr. Smith stated if you can’t kill the problem, force it to work for you and well I guess they didn’t understand that trying to enslave an abolitionist is never going to work.

At some point during or after the surgery is when D awoke and wasn’t all too pleased, and let’s just say they where going to need a new operating theater…guess D still had a violent streak and according to the hospital reports the room looked like something out of a horror movie and D walked out of the hospital and finished his own surgery at home. Mr. Smith would state that they tried another five times and after the fifth ended backfiring they would resort to the final solution. So on August 16th 2018 he would order the final solution, and so on D’s birthday while he was home at the farm with his entire family, his friends, and employees we was celebrating 200th birthday (I know he is far, far, older but this was what his FIP records show) and as his beloved Pamela was putting the cake on the picnic table….okay Mr. Smith is truly evil….jet engines could be heard roaring overhead and as the group was singing “Happy Birthday” and the candles flickered like stars in the sky. D looked up and yelled “RUN” and he grabbed his new born grandson in one arm and his wife in the other and ran towards the barn.

His family and friends all confused as to what was going on and thinking there father, friend, and employer was having one of his flashbacks didn’t head his warning. By the time he reached the barn the jets were overhead and the bombs where inbound. Pamela would stumble and fall as they reached the barn the entire time yelling at her husband for making an old lady run, the explosion would shack the farm to it’s very core and as D reached for his wife to help her up he would be greeted by her severed arm as the shrapnel tore his beloved to pieces. D simply sheltered David Klopeck Junior from the blast and ran into the barn with shrapnel protruding into his body, and as he went to take cover in the barn and make his way into the root cellar he would notice that his grandson was dead in his arms with a piece of shrapnel that was sticking through the newborns skull and into D’s chest.

Though for D it was going to go from bad to worse in an instant, as a bomb would directly hit the barn and collapse the building onto him, now according to reports from Klopeck directly he is not sure how he survived and why he was allowed to survive when his entire family was taken from him, but he had a score to settle and he would make damned sure that the government paid dearly for their sins against him. Though D would awake being crushed under the wooden beams of the barn and the only thing preventing him from being crushed to death was that he was half in the cellar and half under a pile of debris. He would end up being spared simply because the Great Tragedy would ravage the landscape on the next morning and basically from there we loose sight of D till he shows up within the 67th Stormriders alongside his oldest friend Dr. Sherman Finesilver and well we all now what impact the Stormriders had during those early days and how they nearly came to there end during the Battle of Denver 2033.

D would slip back into the shadows and vanish from history till he emerged in the Deaths Hand a plant from the 67th Stormriders and Denver Guard, yes it says here he was a Denver Guardsmen so at some point between 2018 – 2033 he would move to Denver and I am assuming it was sometime in the 2020’s seeing his beloved Chicago would basically become inhospitable to those of the magical persuasion. According to the reports we have from those that escaped Hand controlled territories, it would be the Butcher that helped rescue and move people around that were slated for execution or enslavement. He was tasked to be cleaner and problem solver for the Hand, one of Alexanders direct assassins, and in reality he forged death reports and used his station as a way to rescue those that were simply innocent civilians or political opponents. D along with Tudor Yates, and the rest of the Stormriders inside the hand would simply keep tabs on the dictator and make sure the time was right to strike and remove Alexander if he became a threat…well I think they waited to damned long, but they were very small in number and the Hand was massive.

According to Mr. Smith and Markov D wasn’t done with the vampires during his time in the hand, and he would use the anarchy of the Deaths Hand to hide his brutal slayings, during his time in the Hand he would renew his ordainment and use this as a way to try to get close to Alexander to assassinate him during Sunday worship. Though according to Klopeck he was unable to find the exact right moment as Alexander was always flanked by Panama or another very dangerous enforcer and cleaner and D didn’t wish to risk the lives of the innocent in an attempt to remove a madman. He states that the days in the Hand are his darkest ever and Alexander would force him to do things that he still regrets and for D to say this what the hell did Alexander have him do…correct that I don’t want to know.

Once the shit would hit the fan with the Hand, the Stormriders in hiding would have to flee and flee quickly and for D this was something he was used to doing. D would resort to violence as he would slice and dice his way out of the Hand and making sure he took a generous severance package. D would slide back to working for the Stormriders as one of their elite doctors and top surgeons, he would find himself thrust into multiple conflicts fighting for the people of North America and trying to heal his damaged conscience. He would start drinking and drugging again and it wouldn’t be till the Alexandria Conflict that he would get himself clean again and really he wasn’t ever fully sober he wasn’t addicted anymore and needing the chemicals to soothe the demons inside his mind and soul.  Though for D his nightmare continues as the government is still after him, Markov and his kind are after him, and he is still trying to process his grief over the extermination of his family at the hands of the US Military. How this world renowned doctor has been able to stay sane and functional is unknown but one this is certain D is still alive and D has no plans of retiring or dying anytime soon.

He has found a new family and has taken his best friends son under his wing as a pupil and colleague, he has made himself practically untouchable by the government and has continued to aid the forgotten and enslaved escape there situations and according to Markov he has once again picked up his old hobbies of slaying. Mr. Smith states that he regrets trying to enslave D and creating the first prototype of their newest government weapon program, that totally failed and it would take multiple other failed attempts before it would be decreed a success. Mr. Smith also states that the tried something else with D prior and it as well failed, they branded him X-1 and that was a serious mistake. Mr. Smith states that attempting to enslave or modify anyone from the original Dawnguard or the Second Age of Dawnguard has never worked and there must be something about those old bastards that makes them untouchable.

I said I would try to approach the information about D’s legacy and past, where he is from originally and to that I simply chose to skip over as I can find nothing viable on that and the only thing that Markov can tell me is that D was a warrior priest that served the Divines and was a elite warrior from an order called the Blades and he would be one of the originals alongside his half brother, and Alvin Webster. D would wear the mantle of Dragon Slayer and he would be something called a speaker on the five leaders of the Dark Brotherhood, four speakers and one listener, one speaker for each finger and the listener being the thumb. Okay this is sounding a lot like one of the games my son plays, ya this part has to be bull crap and I will leave it here..