Haywood Boston (Halo)

Membership: Presidents Men

Race: Human

Height: 5’5

Weight: 150

Apparent Age: 60+

Archetype: Swordsman Adept: Circle Unknown (Simply Run and Keep Running….Never Look Back!!)

Preferred Weapon: Presidents Men Custom Sabre (Modified)

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Bio: His name is Haywood or simply Mr. Boston and I don’t mean the radio jockey that hails from the city of Boston….no Haywood’s surname is Boston and guess what this bastard hails from the Common Wealth. Now I have allot of disdain for the radio clown Mr. Boston and his biased reporting, though I have even more disdain for Haywood and what he has done in the name of freedom. Though whats even worse is that he is part of the sanctioned government hit squad known as the Presidents Men or simply the Wreckers. This man is in the full employ of the Post Office and serves within the Rough Riders and Sons of Odin, looks like we have yet another that has gone patch collecting as he is as well a Kingsman….again thank you to Devil Yates for the information on that one. Though this monster also served with both the 82nd 401st Airborne, he is not one of the 41 Strong…though he was over in England fighting on the Bath Front with the 82nd and would somehow survive the slaughter of the All American Division.

They call him Halo for his speciality in the most dangerous military air drop on record with over two thousand Halo jumps under his belt and most of the time he is alone and sent in to remove a singular target and slip away into the night. We have been covering the 401st allot recently and it seems they are directly tied to the 82nd and that explains Lesley Bunkers involvement within the 41 Strong. The Fighting Tigers and the Hell Cats used to have a deep seated rivalry, though it seems the Tigers and Hellcats have let bygones be bygones and agreed the 82nd are the nations premiere fighting Cats while the 401st are the Original Bad Asses. In my opinion but the 82nd and 401st are nothing more than ghosts of the past that need to simply die and save us all the headache of their pathetic existence.

Mr. Boston aka Halo started his military career within the US Army sometime in the 1940’s and was part of that damned Federal Immortality Project as he is still alive today. He fought within the War to End All Wars, the Korean Conflict and the Vietnam War…not to mention Desert Storm and Desert Shield. This man has seen countless conflicts in his lifetime and yet that is something normally to be praised for, not with Halo as he sold his soul to the Intelligence Divisions and guess what he worked for Wilhuff Palpatine during his time in the CIA and served under Wilhuff in the 401st…seems that Wilhuffs name is coming up allot lately and this proves that he is far older than we originally figured as well he has been screwing this country for decades if not longer.

We would come to learn that Haywood would simply be part of Wilhuff’s ultimate plan and that would be to tear down the UCAS and CAS after the Treaty of Denver in 2018 as well fool everyone into believing that Wilhuff was still in his office in DC while he was engaged in a foreign theatre of war. This worked flawlessly and even his own agents wouldn’t know that Wilhuff wasn’t actually there and it was Haywood Boston, Alva Palpatine, Elmer Canterbury, Walter Malone, Sheldon Malone or George Eaton actually playing proxy for their absentee boss. This game of cat and mouse was played to ultimate perfection and would even fool Wilhuff’s top agent and protegee Johnathan White, All these men would simply disguise themselves as Wilhuff and bark needed orders and keep those that might question the masquerade on assignment till the boss would return.

By his known records we were lead to believe that Wilhuff wouldn’t be sworn in as Director of the CIA until 2020 and eventually absorb the NSA in 2030. Well this was wrong on many levels and it would be Haywood that would help set the stage into motion in 1995 when Wilhuff was still known as Jarred Mitchell. The Presidents Men needed to gain access to the CIA to make certain they would always have the upper hand and who better to take the helm of that project than the bureaucratic master himself Wilhuff so with some simple manipulation of the Senate by his son Ben and some direct threats by Alva and Arthur Rummy they would get the acting President to appoint Wilhuff to the recently vacant seat and the Senate would vote behind closed doors with zero hearings and debates…guess what Wilhuff was voted in with a thunderous 100 votes in the affirmative, well Arthur Rummy, Alva Palpatine and Haywood Boston are very convincing I guess.

Well this is the only thing this career solider and spy has done to screw us, though this was one huge black eye and we are still reeling from the deception and the events that would be put in place by the Horseman and Cavalry not to forget the Post Office. Haywood would become Wilhuffs personal hand and someone that would be dispatched to secure votes, remove targets and keep a very close eye on the events that would eventually unfold throughout America. Lucky for us this bastard was busy over in England in 2018 so he wasn’t able to manipulate or diverge the events that transpired. If there plan had unfolded without a hitch the United Canadian American States and the Treaty of Denver may have never come to be and we would have suffered under their tyrannical regime with never knowing the freedom and diversity of the UCAS.

This is what happens when you rely on career soldiers to do your dirty work, they get deployed and hopefully killed. Well unlucky for us this rat bastard lived and he returned from war to continue to rape us and help deploy STAGE 5, Wilhuff would simply want us to believe that he and Elmer would be the only one to blame for that nonsense but in reality STAGE 5 was huge and it would take an army of dedicated spies to make sure it wouldn’t fail. Haywood would be the man that would enter the government buildings, and deploy the programs needed to screw us.

This man is more than just a mule deploying the needed software and operating as a courier of deception, he is a fully trained assassin and combat master. This man works alongside Jackson Puck and helps capture and bring down some of the greatest criminals ever…sadly they are the criminals hunting criminals. Haywood is one of the first Common Wealth Rough Riders, he was fully trained personally by Archibald Kingsbury, Wilhuff Palpatine, Jackson Puck, Lesley Bunker, Thomas Kissinger, Adolf Ackerman, Tudor Yates, Arthur Rummy, Shelby Malone, Dover Barton, Walter Segal and Tracy Appleton so don’t take Haywood for granted he has been trained by the worlds best assassins and warriors. He works personally for Joshua Dean, Arthur Rummy and Wilhuff Palpatine and one doesn’t simply remain working for them if you are not on the top of the predator list, he as well is the go to problem solver for Archibald Kingsbury and Salvador and Erza Ferrara…this is one terrifying resume and not to forget his involvement with the Oliver’s and the Bounty Hunters Guild.

Haywood is a true bad ass and one that scarily survived the wholesale slaughter of the Battle of Bath on October 4th 2018 and managed to be the lynch pin that would cause the Tir to loose that engagement. The only bastard to be equipped with proper chemical gear and he would crawl through the Agent Orange, Chlorine Gas and Sarin Nerve Gas to butcher the Tir forces as the regaled in their victory, he would use the old Vietnam era tactics to slip into their camp and butcher the unsuspecting soldiers and officers leaving only one poor soul alive to tell the tale and return to the Tir on a rowboat. His wounds and poisoned body would begin to fail and he would end up within a British MASH unit and this is where his story would be learned, it is said that once the 401st learned that just one man survived Bath that they would fight even harder knowing that everything fell on their shoulders and the Fighting Tigers would never yield.

Halo is someone that has only gotten worse with age, though according to reports he needs to take a handful of pills each day and carries a prescription bottle of painkillers with him and is always popping one….guess drug addiction is a way the Post Office keeps their men inline. Seeing George Eaton, Dover Barton, Shelby Malone, Sid Malone, Alva Palpatine, Wilhuff Palpatine, Gerry Dobbs and Sly Grimm all seem addicted to narcotics; with many others in the Post Office, Presidents Men and Kingsman as well pill poppers….even our newly elected President swallows handfuls of medication daily for no obvious reason what an example he is setting for the nations youth Mr. President.

His drug addiction aside this beast is someone that needs to be watched and followed with great caution, he is a master of deception, stealth and the blade so he might seem like a simple old man with a limp but don’t be fooled that limp is fake and his reflexes are spot on, he will remove a head in a blink and keep moving as he is an agent of the Post Office and holds a license to kill. He is also the current acting director of the National Security Agency and his appointment wont end when the new administration takes control on January 21st 2075. This man is real snake in the grass and has been pitting us against each other in the greatest cat and mouse game ever, with the rebels being the mongoose and wolfhound slaughtering us all as we bicker and look to the NSA for protection. They have controlled the NSA, CIA, Homeland, ATF and FBI for years even if by proxy, seems the directors where simply plants and when they became bothersome or a loose end they got removed before the truth would be exposed.

The UCAS has been played the fool by the Horseman and Cavalry for decades, the rebels have always played the political game and used direct war as a way to keep the people seeking aid from guess who the rebels pulling the strings from behind the scenes. This revolution is a fraud, they could have crushed it decades ago, but they need us to simply fall in line and be fearful of further war and seek true freedom and liberty absolute. This is what I think is the most despicable of these chain of events, one swift engagement and it was all over but the crying and yet they allowed this to drag on, they killed innocents and hunted anyone deemed a threat to national security….though this is all my opinion and I have no direct evidence, though it seems like something that Director Wilhuff Palpatine, General Ralph Rivers, Shelby Malone, and Mayor Archibald Kingsbury would attempt. Keep the sheep quite and keep us scared so we seek the government for protection and when that is met with silence….we the people rise up and join the rebels in their fight willingly, dear god we have been played a fool and simply obeyed our warmongering masters blindly.

People like Haywood are simply a means to an end, they strike terror in those that oppose them and then they bend the will of the people to seek their leaders out for protection. Wilhuff claims he was under mind control but yet he set the stage for this grand scheme and long con, they needed something big to get the people flying the Red, White and Blue and forgetting about the fraudulent election of Oliver McKeen and August Prichard so guess what they cause the events that would spark Word War Three and in a flash the people are joining the US Elite in record numbers, the Stormriders, the 401st Ghost Division, the 82nd All American Hellcats and the Common Wealth Rough Riders are all fully pardoned and given a hero’s return, the citizens are behind the tearing down of the United Canadian American States and the restoration of Old Glory and the return to Old World Blues. This is something they have been preparing for and now this is there end game, a world war to strike the match of Patriotism, the fall of the Confederate South and the death of the Native Nations in a single flawless victory sweep.

Again everything I mentioned in the last two paragraphs is simply conjecture and has no valid evidence to back up my claims, though my sudden death might be enough for the conspiracy minded folks to validate my opinion, why would they assassinate a true demure if we weren’t on to something….well they hate the truth thats why.

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