General Maxwell “Avatar Slayer” Irving (Shadow, Caps, Lone Courier, Blade Runner)

Membership: Wolf Pack/Crystal Dragons/Presidents Men/Santa Fe Ring/London Dungeon/Kingsmen/Wellermen/Skeleton Crew

Known Aliases: Shadow, Caps, Huntmaster, Huntsman, Shattering, Lone Courier, Blade Runner, Edge Runner, Moth Man, Max Mothma, Shadow King, Armageddon’s Father, Scorpion King

Race: Human

Height: 5’6

UPDATE 07/03/2075:

News Break at Eleven, This Just In, Stop The Presses! We have a new headline for the cover as it turns out that Maxwell Irving is far more dangerous than anyone ever thought prior. This Wolf Pack member and Captain of the Seattle Police Department has been concealing a dark past and deep rooted secret that he doesn’t want anyone to ever learn. Well it’s no longer a secret that he is another one of those blasted FIP Bastards that believes he is owned something, no this goes even deeper and shows how far the US and now UCAS government will go to keep things buried deep and out of the public eye.

I will go into further detail after I report on the basics of this madman and what connections he has within the city of Seattle and especially Lynnwood, this man is the Godfather of Edgar Greyson’s Grand Babies…..yes people he is the Godfather of the Phoenix’s offspring. He is a long time friend of Wilhuff Palpatine, close enough that he was the best man at the wedding of “Kevin Mitchell” and Beverly Henderson’s wedding as well looked after his children…..well till that unfortunate day when Mitchell’s wife and children where brutally murdered during a Christmas Eve service in church; where was Maxwell when that happened?

We have come to learn that Maxwell has been married a few times throughout his tenure within the FIP and also why is a practicing Jew someone’s Godfather and as well why is a Reform Jew attending Christmas Eve service…..well for this former Conservative Jew turned Reform one would think that stepping into a church would cause him to loose credibility with his temple. Okay my rant over, I do need to state that I am not a theology major and only know what my Pastor has told me about the Jewish Religion; though I guess it’s nice to know that some Jews still do exist…..well that’s till Hess round’s them up.

From what I have been told this man was nothing more than a simple bookkeeper who would partner up with Salazar Hollister after the Second World War to open Zayde’s shoes in Brooklynn New York……though according to Irving’s military records he was recovering with the Gunn’s and not working. Who do I believe the doctored FIP records or my friend Hess, I choose to believe the man that almost purged the world of the Jewish plague and forever scared and damaged Maxwell Irving. Yes Readers this is the dark secret that he doesn’t want brought to light……he is a coward and prisoner of war, he is a survivor of Auschwitz and someone that is lucky to be alive as he was rescued mere seconds from death as he was hanging from the gallows with limp toes and soiled underpants.

The Shadow is nothing more than a shell of his former self, he was properly punished for his sins against Jesus and mankind, he thought that he could spare his skin by offering his skills as a bookkeeper to Hess and the Nazi party. What he didn’t know was the Nazi’s didn’t just want to cleanse the European Jews but the American ones as well and Irving would learn directly that he would be rewarded for his services, Hess stated that he personally made Maxwell Irving pay for his sins over and over again till he was nothing more than a quivering, trembling, and scared little man. So basically my readers this man is beyond broken and simply speak German around him and he will cower in fear and become an easy mark for purging, according to Hess he broke this man and destroyed his will to live through steady and ritualistic punishments that would make Jesus proud. Maxwell had his legs broken, the tip of his index finger sliced off, whipped like cattle, sliced with a blade, fluid injected into his eye, and fluid removed from his eye, his joints stretched and left to hang from the rafters by his wrist for days at a time…….oh how I wish I got to see this and watch that little Jewish bastard cry and beg for mercy.

Hess stated that he made sure to keep Irving locked in a dark closet at night bound and gagged, feed nothing but scraps if feed at all and made to learn that the dogs where treated better than he was. Even subjected to being raped by Hess’s beasts, he was left to fester in his filth and become infested with spiders and other stinging insects…..and that was when he wasn’t being subjected to the elements being locked within the camps stockades for days naked as a jay bird. He had to watch as Hess and the others brutally punished the others and executed them in the name of God, oh I am jealous of Hess and really wish I was alive back than to have witnessed these wonderful punishments being handed out to such deserving men…..if you can even call them men, as they are less than human.

……………………………..Okay you racist, fascist bastard it’s the end of the line for you on the Matrix! Okay let me properly introduce myself I am the All Mighty Switch Doctor and I am done with this fuckers ramblings! Don’t worry he will live so someone can truly enlighten his busted ass and show him the error in his thinking and well life.

All right where to begin with Shadow, yes I know this is odd seeing Old Max and I haven’t always scene eye to eye in the past, but I think I can look past our history and give an honest runners opinion on the legendary Shadow or “Caps” according to another page I saw…….well he does collect all sorts of things, but I never once saw him in a ball cap; ah it must be the bottle caps he collects and the one he used to wear on the lapel of his jacket with the number 17 carved into some weird Cherry Quantum Nuka Cap; must be an old school drink that I never heard off…Well that’s cause I am not as old as dirt LOL.

Though onto Maxwell Irving aka Caps!

Now where was I…..okay Caps here, from what I can dig up he was born sometime in the 20th or 19th century and lived in the Brooklynn New York, went to a local High School and married his sweet heart before being shipped off to war to fight the Nazi’s during the Second World War. According to this he joined up about the same time as good old Digger, his fellow classmate and another New Yorker……well Seattle is lucky to have both of these nut jobs now. Okay they both signed on the dotted line and went off to war to fight against fascism and tyranny for the good of the world.

Now after basic training the boys where separated into different units and I am not writing about William Gunn here so I will try to stay focused on Irving alone……man I should have laid off the 10W40 Vodka blend LOL….who am I kidding “Cheers Mate”………Glug, Glug, Glug.

From what I can figure out reading this nonsense is that Caps was part of the 82nd Airborne and would get captured early in the war, though not before being badly injured and given a double dose of the FIP Serum and sent back out to fight…….man sucks to be you Caps! The reports indicate that his capture was do to his prior wounding and his ankle giving way and causing him to stumble……though after speaking to Rogue a bit ago about Gunn’s service, hell I might not be cool with the Pack I do care about my girl Rogue and her new boy toy……though I am also still a bit pissed at her as well for what she did…..”You Know What You Did Bitch!” okay I am better, according to Rogue and as well Digger, Irving would be captured cause his unit was given bad intelligence and would jump directly into the enemies lap and well if that’s true than I am glad I am a fucking Anarchist cause fuck the military and the government……though not you Mr. Big Brother…..nope I pay my taxes, I follow the law, I am good school boy oh screw it! Come At Me Old Man, fast as fast can be you will never catch me you government bastard, Fuck You Wilhuff or whatever you call yourself today………Your Horsemen are a joke and……………Oh Fuck It! Shadow I am sorry that shit happened to you, but it couldn’t have happened to a better guy…….not cause of your religion but because your a fucking bastard of a human, you hunted us, you set Rogue up with Digger to double cross us and end up getting Crazy greased, your a fucking bastard and I hope you get eaten!!!!!!

As a person I don’t know you from shit and what I read here…..well you have been through some nasty shit and I do commend you for sticking your neck out against the Nazi’s in the first place, but as a runner your from that fucking Originals generation and hang around with some real bastards, you fucked us over and fucked over our generation. I am wait……………who’s there, how the hell

UPDATE 03/12/2075:

Okay now that the drunkard Switch Doctor has logged off and left the node key open……idiot! It seems this page is well over do for some updates, yes people it is I one of the Demure and I am going to shed some light on the monster known as Shadow or as our contacts call him the Killer of Empires. This man is bloody old and I mean Wilhuff Palpatine level old, this man is old enough to have had a pet dinosaur and probably can be blamed for the extinction of those beasts….oh Rummy the Mummy might be old as fuck, but this bastard makes him look like a new born. Maxwell Irving here is truly an ancient being that has fooled everyone into believing he is nothing more than a simple old man that was unwillingly injected with the FIP serum during the Second World War and was than forced to endure pain and suffering like none other before.

Sadly many have fallen for his charm and the stories he tells of being a juvenile in Brooklynn New York and heeding the call of patriotism and wanting to kill a few Nazi’s to avenge his Jewish brethren in Europe. Well according to our contacts (Not sure where they’ve gone off to, this information is old but is still relevant) Irving here has walked the earth for ages and traveled all over the globe gathering skills, knowledge and relics from his travels. He has served in countless wars throughout the known world and fought in some of histories finest battles, he stormed the citadels and defeated kings and emperors alike. This man is the last of the Spartans, the last of Crusaders, the last man standing at the Alamo and the man that single handedly brought down the Roman Empire……..Yup to say Maxwell Irving is simply an old bookkeeper turned bad is a falsity.

This man fought within the American Revolution, the French and Indian War, and the Battle of Washington during the War of 1812; lets not forget that he charged San Juan Hill during the Spanish American War……this was all before he signed on the dotted line for the Second World War. He served in the USMC during the Great War and fought directly alongside the English during both Battles of the Somme……again how old is this bastard and how is he still alive, did the FIP shot actually do some damage to his unique DNA or was it that his body had simply absorbed enough trauma throughout countless wars that it was like “Fucking Enough Already!” Irving can be traced back to the New York 1st Cavalry Unit during the Civil War were he served alongside Montgomery Palpatine.

Though it wouldn’t be till the Second World War were Irving would make his impact on history when he would join the 82nd Airborne and end up on the Western Front as a Paratrooper and stormtrooper for the Allies in there fight against the Axis. He would storm the beaches during D-Day with the 8th Infantry Regiment at 0630 and have to fight up shore about 2,000 yards just to reach the landing zone as the tides had sent them way off course…..reports indicate that he was captured with the 82nd when he jumped behind enemy lines, well that’s only partially true as he would be captured but it would be a half truth as he was captured with the rest of the 82nd FIP but only after he survived three days of steady fighting on the beaches of Normandy and breach the enemies beachheads and tear ass into one of the bunkers alone.

According to the reports he did this to destroy the machinegun nests to allow for his fellow soldiers to breach the beachhead and defeat the Axis. Reports indicate that Irving stormed the bunker with his trusty M1 and his .45 revolver……again another red flag (only officers were allowed a side arm) He would single handedly defeat a small division of Axis forces within the bunker and send over 30 Nazi’s to an early grave before taking control of the machineguns and of course he would turn that weapon against the Axis and allow for multiple regiments to breach the Axis defenses. It would be a few days later when he was…..okay I was wrong he was back with the 82nd when he was captured, he was being deployed via the air to aid in the liberation of France when after he landed in the heart of Nazi division and only after being out numbered and outgunned did Irving surrender and allow himself to be captured. I guess he was expecting that they would simply gun him down or hang him, well the Axis had another plan for this Jew from NYC and it was to send him via train to the dreaded concentration camp Auschwitz.

This is were his nightmare would begin and for Irving according to the reports, he simply swapped prisoner uniforms with a civilian who had perished on the train ride and portrayed himself off as a simple civilian to escape certain execution. Though he wouldn’t escape the torture, starvation and degradation that would be waiting for him at the hands of his captures, he would be forcibly tattooed with a serial number and given a yellow star to mark his Jewish status and with further quick thinking he would save his skin by becoming useful for the Axis and offering his skills in leatherwork, tailoring, and carpentry and eventually reveling that he was a skilled bookkeeper and money changer…….well by this point his skills where useful and his life had been spared as the Axis hadn’t figured out that he was the man that aided in the defeat at Normandy and Omaha Beaches, that this was the man that took down multiple SS divisions and destroyed multiple tanks singlehandedly with his speed, quick thinking and sheer stupidity…….who charges a tank with a grenade, he credits his many hours playing hoops and stickball with the boys in Brooklynn for his success.

Irving figured he could simply trick the Nazi’s further and get into the Commandants office and work as the camp bookkeeper, the entire time spying on them and stealing vital and valuable information to hand off to the other plants within the camp to help bring for the liberation of Auschwitz sooner than later. Well Irving’s plan did pay off as he got vital information to fellow 82nd Airborne members also imprisoned within the camp namely Montgomery Palpatine, Wesley Burns, Bailey Georgetown, Arthur Swanson and his close friend Augustus Blarney; and it would be Montgomery, Wesley, Bailey, Arthur and Augustus that would escape capture with the information provided and return to liberate the camp with the British military……again it seems that all these ancients can be found deeply intertwined with history in some fashion.

Though this would take over seven months and for those inside the camp it would feel like an eternity, seeing the average lifespan within Auschwitz for a prisoner was only a few weeks before death would find them either through infection, starvation, dehydration, the elements, exhaustion, and finally execution; so for these 82nd bastards seven months in hell must have felt like an eternity and it would truly leave it’s mark on all of them and especially Maxwell Irving who managed to keep his soldier status a secret from everyone including the infamous Rudolph Hess who would take a liking to Irving as his personal whipping boy and call him his favorite Jew……..well for Irving he would suffer beatings, medical testing, scarification, straight torture and worse during his time in hell. Even we in the Demure understand that was simply wrong and some of us at least accept that the Holocaust happened and what Hess did to Irving was simply inhuman and as much as I don’t like the Shadow I have to thank him for enduring the torture in order to save millions.

Hess forced his favorite bookkeeper to work long hours and sleep locked in the closet, according to Irving he managed to slip a few bobby pins into his rags and fashion a lock pick that he would use to free himself at night once everyone left the office to rummage through the documents to find vital and tactile camp data, steal left over food and drink before locking himself back in the closet before the first rays of the sun touched the horizon. According to Irving the Allies had a few undercover agents posing as guards that he would slip the information to and they would slip him food, water, and smokes. Irving would be left forever mentally and physically scarred from his days in the Death Camp and even loose part of his left index finger after Hess took a cigar cutter and took a piece of his favorite Jew as a token so he would always remember Irving after he had him executed.

Well the liberation of the camp didn’t come soon enough when on the morning of the liberation Hess had decided that it was time to rid himself of his bookkeeper and a few other Americans that were still alive namely 1st Lt. Wilhuff Palpatine the two were strung up together on the gallows with a standard hemp rope noose secured around their necks and the crates they stood on removed. The men ten in all dropped only a few feet and began to do the dance of death as the air slowly slipped from their lungs Wilhuff and Irving would look at each other and both men figured this was it and it would be all over in a few minutes as the blanket of darkness would overtake them and death would quickly follow.

These men suffered greatly at the hands of Hess, being hanged with barbed wire, being put on a rack and having there joints torn apart and ending up with barbed wire embedded so deep into their arms, legs and shoulders that it is forever embedded into the bone. They were going to be now allowed to die and yet at this point the camp was under attack and there gallows would crack and fall to its side allowing Irving and Palpatine to survive as they collapsed once there feet touched the ground and they were no longer being suffocated and suspended by their necks. The other men on the gallows didn’t make it and would become casualties of the camp and war, reports indicate that it would simply be the fact that Irving and Wilhuff where so emaciated and basically flesh and bones that they didn’t weigh enough to allow the execution to be quick…..though according to the military it would be a miracle that either of them survived let alone the others that where still within the camp.

The Known Survivors of Auschwitz (I mean the names that matter to current events)

Maxwell Irving

Wilhuff Palpatine

Dover Barton 

Ralph Rivers 

Wendell Flanigan 

Yale Yates 

Salazar Hollister 

Alvin Webster 

Reverdy Jamestown 

Robert Churchill 

Patrick O’Reilly 

Addison Mayweather 

Montgomery Palpatine (Escaped)

Wesley Burns (Escaped)

Arthur Swanson (Escaped)

Baily Georgetown (Escaped)

Hershel Meisner

So after his time served in hell this man was decreed to broken for further service and sent home to states where he would live with the Gunn family, whom Max was very close with and they would help nurse him back to health and it seems the US government wasn’t done with one of there favorite FIP and ship him off to Korea and again to Vietnam. I have read his medical reports that have become accessible thanks to Senator Yates….yup thank you Bilbo for letting us know how broken and busted your friends and family actually are. Ya anyone wanting to take any of these bastards out just wait till they are off their medication and it will be a simple kill as they can’t move without it and are in total agony from the torture, meatball surgeries, repeat injuries, agent orange, and chlorine gas; yup the FIP are walking wounded and they are simply one missed pill away from being taken out.

Though it would be his time in Vietnam that would bring forth his wife and child, yes Irving would fall in love with a local farmers daughter and sire a child with her during the war and when he would be sent home he would bring his bride and daughter with him back to Brooklynn and that’s basically where Irving’s military service ends. He would earn his degree, work as a bookkeeper and accountant to support his wife and child, he would smash a few skulls of the locals that would act all raciest towards his wife and daughter and Irving would spend a few years in prison for murder when he would blow away a man that had broken into his brownstone and beat and raped his wife and was raping his daughter when Max walked in. He simply said nothing, drew his .45 revolver, pistol whipped the one attacker, spun and put two bullets into the heart of the second thief and rapist and than shoved his pistol into the mouth of the one he cracked the skull of and while the man was begging for his life Max simply pulled the trigger and painted his homes floor with the mans brains.

Max would be arrested and charged with two counts of 2nd degree murder, possession of an unregistered firearm and excessive force……well he was convicted on the weapons charge and one count of manslaughter in the 4th degree as he had already subdued the target when he cracked his skull open. He would serve a five year prison sentence for murder and while he was jail his wife and daughter would be looked after by William Gun and Augustus Blarney, this wouldn’t be the only time that Max would find himself in the trouble with the law as it seems that all the years of warfare had done a number on Max’s mental state and he would simply not handle acts of aggression towards him or his family well at all. His wife Cam would stand by her husband and state on the record that he never once touched her or his daughter Reggie….ya it seems they tried to accuse him of abusing his own family and well the accuser was Reggie’s English teacher; lets just say that Maxwell ended up in the slammer of a year for beating the ever living hell out of the educator….after that he was banned from stepping foot on school grounds and had to get a police escort to attend his daughters graduation and yes he was than arrested for criminal trespassing.

Besides his stints in jail, Max would be a good father and raise his daughter right and do honorably by his wife and eventually he would leave Brooklynn and move across the country to Seattle to be closer to his friends that had all left the city prior. He would move to give his daughter a fresh start in a more accepting city and as well allow him and Cam to have a new life free of Max’s tired past. He had worked through his anger issues and he was a changed man….or so we thought, it would be in Seattle where this killer would strike again and eventually become the legendary Shadow; he would be hired by his brother in arms Wilhuff Palpatine to work for the NSA and eventually end up working within the CIA being deployed all over the god forsaken planet causing trouble and working alongside Montgomery Palpatine…..when he wasn’t causing a coups, assassinating dignitaries in foreign lands, he would be home running his side business of Irving’s Wood Works; he would meet up with his long time war buddy Tudor Yates and have a drink at holiday BBQ’s, take a swim in the pool and reminisce about the good old days when their kids were little and would play during the summer on the beach of Coney Island and how Irving’s Brooklyn accent always made his neighbors nervous that something nefarious was going on……they would laugh and laugh over young Max trying to mimic Max’s accent.

Though in reality Max was working for the NSA and simply taking some time to normalize with an old friend before he went after another domestic terror agency, Tutor being with the 401st Counterterrorism Division would be fighting the same enemies of Irving who was a field agent for the NSA and CIA not to mention being part of the newly founded Homeland Security Division…..how the hell is a convicted felon part of a government intelligence and justice division not to mention allowed to not only own but carry a firearm; he is a fucking convicted murderer!

Years would go by and nobody would be onto his government work and that he was a spy for the government and one of the fucking best, he would be the reason Russia nearly collapsed as he wrecked their economy and meddled in there elections, including assassinating top officials that the government was fearful of and new there deaths would cause Moscow to become nervous and begin to make mistakes…….well we all know what happened and it would allow for Vladimir Sablin to seize control and return Russia back to an ally of the West and undo the damage the former leaders did. Max at this time was as well back to doing bookkeeping on the side and with his daughter off in the USMC and his wife ailing with cancer he would be once again thrust into a bad situation as he would head down to Latin America to do the bidding of the American government and cause yet another coups, destabilize a nation and cause a civil war through assassinations, propaganda, and well economic turmoil that he would cause.

According to the records from the time Max would be seriously frustrated with the government for sending him on a long term assignment while his wife was home alone and dying from cancer, this is where he would make a decision that would impact his life forevermore. He would use the civil war he was causing in some Central American country as a way to funnel money home so he could send his wife to the nations best cancer treatment hospital and see the very best doctors. If he was going to have to be away from his beloved Cam then he was going to make damned sure she was alive and healthy when he came home, lets just say the CIA just turned a blind eye to what he was doing as he was simply ripping off the drug cartels and the alphabet soup could care less as long as he paid his taxes on the ill gotten gains. Well the issue would be that he had turned El Salvador into a warzone and the cartels would not be happy with the gringo that seemed to always show up when their shipments where hit by the 401st……they would take their revenge upon him and well this would eventually end with the death of well those in the cartel and eventually the take over by Padre of the meth business; this did upset the DEA and Max would eventually be sent home on administrative leave…..one government official is recorded as saying “This is what you get when you hire a felon to police the felons.” Well what the hell did they expect this man is a felon with multiple convictions including manslaughter, assault, battery, vandalism, destruction of private property, menacing, criminal trespassing, and disorderly conduct….seriously he missed 8 years of his daughters life cause he was locked up and they hire him for the NSA,CIA and Homeland WTF!!

Now this is where things get fuzzy in the reports, it states that after the death of Cam and the reported death of his daughter during the Battle for London in 2018 he was retired from the company and working as a bookkeeper doing odd jobs to pass the time and ease his pain….not to mention pay for his pills seeing his government health care ended and his pension was well still being processed, just like his military pension and combat pay. It states that something called the Iteration X division would come to speak with Irving about his extracurricular activities and hope to recruit him……well I guess they didn’t get the memo but Irving by this point was basically anti government, he pretty much was a simple anarchist that was highly trained and was a proud member of Antifa and would openly wear a shirt that read “I Fucking Killed Nazis” and well according to government records the meeting didn’t go well and what exactly was this Iteration X talking about and what the fuck is Iteration X! I mean it didn’t go well in that Irving murdered the two agents and buried them within the Emerald River……I mean he seriously choked the life out of the two with his bare hands and tore their larynxes out, funny that he was never investigated or charged with the murder of two government agents.

This goes on like this as he engages the Iteration X till it says they captured him and brought him to something called “Room 9” for interrogation, well I guess it didn’t go well seeing he is a free man but according to our contact Mr. Smith they had begun to introduce him to the Hitmark program….the same one they introduced Monty and Charles too and the same shit happened before they could finalize the program and install the last piece of hardware he was rescued by Inferno, Q-Bert, and Guinness……he was basically very upset that he lost three of the premier Hunters the world has ever seen, he was rambling about how these bastards needed to serve the order or be destroyed; whatever they did…..well they really pissed off this Mr. Smith and well from there the rest seems to go on with history and the rise of the Pack; though we do learn that Irving serves some secret orders and if he was once pissed at the government well he is no longer as he serves with the Presidents Men inside their Shadow Corps, He is within the Kingsmen inside the Royal Assassin Division, He is part of the London Dungeon and is a 00 agent one can assume that he is also in the Post Office as well with his resume and connection to Wilhuff Palpatine, he serves the Crystal Dragons, Wellermen and works within the Santa Fe Ring.

Our newest contact Quan Chi states that this bastard works with something called the Coalition and has defeated many of the emperors finest including the father of the Prince himself before the creation of the tournament and fought side by side with Addie in multiple conflicts until his daughter arrived and this allowed for our kind to capitalize and nearly defeat the Huntsmen…..stupid Shang Tsung for allowing him to survive. This man is a very big problem for the sanctity of the world and he will be the cause of the collapse of all of mankind according to Quan Chi, he and this Shao Khan are very pissed off at Irving for he defeated Shang Tsung so badly in combat that Tsung betrayed his oath to our realm (WTF) and gave Irving and his men direct access to the palace where they were able to free Kitanna and destroy the Stone Calendar thus resetting the tournaments back to square one and we were simply one away from winning the prize.

For his betrayal Shang Tsung was banished to your world……(wait a minute, what the hell am I reading…..Our World!!) Okay let me continue, according to Quan Chi once Shang Tsung would breath your air and exist as a mortal he would have a change of heart and the only champion that would trust and understand the Shang Tsung was truly one of the mortals and fighting on your behalf would be Irving as the rest of the Coalition would not trust the old sorcerer…..though Irving continues to trust this Shang Tsung and understand that he is like the rest of them and would even enter the tournament on behalf of (Okay this is getting weird fast) Earth Realm and fight alongside Irving and the others.

They state that he is simply trying to manipulate the champions and defenders of Earth Realm and thus needs to further prove himself……well I guess this Shang Tsung really fucked up in the past, but basically General Irving…..yes he is a general within the coalition and from what Quan Chi states is one man that even Kronika fears to engage in mortal kombat and sent Shao Khan flying off the Spires of Hate and into Pits of Despair where he needed to be rescued and that was a total humiliation for our fearless leader!

Okay I am writing this cause my boss told me too, though I am not 100% sure it’s even real…….I mean Earth Realm, Pits of Despair, Spires of Hate, Tournament, and Our World……I mean this all seems a bit far fetched and it’s about to get even more weird out there. I mean I can understand the Hunters thing as I have read enough and seen enough to believe the hunter thing and Mr. Smith is at least normal looking…..this Quan Chi well not so much as he looks like he really pissed off a street doc.

It says here that Irving is as well a courier known as Caps who wears the number 17……who cares about package delivery guy and isn’t that way below the station of someone like Shadow who is a highly trained assassin, cleaner and eraser; and what’s with the number thing I mean what they have a ball team too, I guess old Caps got his name do to him always forgetting his. It says here that he served in the Hopeville Silo Site and was the regional commander of the entire 127 Nuclear Passage commanding both Hopeville and Ashton……ya never heard of those towns, and if I look on the map I can find what I think is route 127 but there are no military sites there let alone silos. He walked some of the most dangerous highways including the Long 15 and the Old 66, made it to Zion Valley, travelled the Frozen Passage and survived the Divide that sits on the Old 127…..walked from coast to coast, defeated all forms of beast and man, has stuttered the advancement of the Enclave, Institute, BOS, NCR, Legion (Not Our Hero) and has basically become the Ghost of the Wasteland the phantom that all loath and fear but steer clear of if given the chance. It says here that he aids the Railroad, allowed the Minutemen to secure the Common Wealth and kicked the shit out of the BOS numerous times enough that they have a KOS order on Caps, this man is banned from Vegas and hailed a hero within something called Freeside and is a member of something called the Kings.

Okay basically I am ending it here and stating that basically everything from above Mr. Smith, Quan Chi and entire Number 17 crap can be confirmed as there are actual documents and records to verify and everything else seems like a fairy tale and I am not like the younger members of this order, I actually like facts and data not simply stories from blue deformed cyber rejects, men that try to impersonate The Devil In White in his dress, and some robe wearing old fucks that look like they haven’t showered in years……ya this ends here.

Long Live the Demure!