Q-Bert

Membership: Kingsmen/London Dungeon/Santa-Fe/Presidents Men

Race: Human

Height: 5’6

Weight: 150

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Unknown (Cyber Criminal)

Circle: Unknown

Preferred Weapon: ???

Runner Song:

BIO:

They call him Q-Bert and they call him the Umbrella Man for this is another of the Wasteland Outlaw, for Q-Bert is a courier and he carries the Number 27 on his back. So why are we discussing some elder in a brown suit and concerning ourselves with this old timer, well it seems these outlaws are preparing for something big and this man is all the proof our contacts need. So basically seeing we have been left in the lurch by the Ancient Dragons and Mary Sue…..not to mention that old creepy bastard in a bad suit, we have been granted the honour of being contacted by Father Bastion and Father Elishia. Our new contacts seem far more sturdy and are willing to engage these bastards instead of living on fear of the Pale Rider, Invincible One, Jersey Devil and Edison instead of cowering our new contacts have reached out to warn us of these Couriers and their intended actions.

It seems that Q-Bert here is a serious gambler and one that has rolled the dice of life numerous times as he has thrust himself directly into the courier’s war and decided to reclaim his retired number and return from the depths of hell for round two. According to the information provided by Bastion this man would learn of the destruction of the Lucky 38…….wait that bar is still standing, not sure what he’s talking about, sorry I digress. Well back to the information, this man was living within a wasteland settlement called “Neon City” where he was acting as the Mayor for sometime after giving up the life as a courier. Q-Bert wandered the wastes from coast to coast and even made his presence felt up within Anchorage to bring forth an end to a large BOS & Enclave outpost within the cities limits.

Okay this is sounding off as the only thing within Anchorage is ice, snow and well nothing…….but I guess this BOS and Enclave have taken up residence within the frozen Alaskan city and they don’t like this man one bit. They state that many years ago Q-Bert, Caps, Defrag, Eddie and Blarney would use the “Frozen Passage” to invade the city limits, breach the Enclave outpost and bring forth total destruction…..they would strike with speed and precision destroying all the cyber guards, virtual chairs and simulation devices within the frozen wasteland of Alaska. The BOS would as well feel the wrath of this unholy union as they would loose supplies, technology and manpower at the hands of these Wasteland Outlaws. To the point that Father Bastion and Elishia would decree these couriers desperadoes and communists, they would spend countless resources hunting them down and each time fail to capture them; even though these relics of the Old World were wielding ballistic weapons they would simply gun down members of the BOS Paladin division with slug throwing relics.

Father Bastion would state that if it wasn’t for these bastards the BOS would have seized control over the nation and brought an end to any rebellion before it started, well it seems that we have these couriers to blame for the Patriots and the current state of affairs and now they wish to start yet another war. They are coming out of the woodwork once more and taking up arms once again, according to both Bastion and Elishia if they are allowed to mobilize they will simply become an unstoppable force under the command of General Maxwell Irving of the Hopeville Military Industrial Complex and General Montgomery Palpatine of the Federation. They state that it would be these men that would raid the Big Mountain Science Dome and send the Enclave and Institute back to the stone age…….they didn’t forget about Guinness, Grassy, Happy Trails, and I-80 that fought in the against the Enclave as well inside the Big Mountain Science Dome.

Now this is all fine and dandy but I have no way to verify any of this seeing I have never heard of the Big Mountain Science Dome, The Anchorage Facility, BOS, Enclave, Institute and Neon City…..so seriously how dangerous can any of these outdated relics be. So I will simply report on what I know about Q-Bert and what he has done that I can verify, ok so this was a bit tougher than I thought as it seems the matrix doesn’t contain much on this old timer besides his Federal Immortality Project (FIP) records stating that he was injected in 1850 and served till being discharged for grave injuries in 2015 during the War in Iraq. I can locate that he is a Grandmaster Kingsmen, member of the Presidents Men in good standing, part of the London Dungeon and a Crystal Dragon; it says here he is one of the original Royal Assassins…..okay so he is an ancient and one of the members of the Hawaiian Presidential Detail and rebel officer during the Hawaiian Peoples Uprising and served as a guard of President Charles Palpatine aka Charles Butler.

He is fully trained in all forms of combat and wields some unique and special talents that seem to be unique to these Wasteland Outlaws, he serves as a Major within the Colonial Marines and works within the Ark…..again I have no idea what that is. He is supposedly part of the Shadow Order within the Presidents Men and worked aboard the Nevermore during the days of old having as a Harpooner and as well serving on the Blue Claw where his harpoon skills where honed. So with what I am learning about Q-Bert I can state that this is terror inducing, he works alongside the men that were able to silence our original contacts and that means he must be good…..though it also means he will be an easy target seeing he needs his prescriptions in order to move, unless he is a junkie like the Pale Rider, but I will have to further research to determine if he is a junkie or simply an addict of his prescriptions.

As for the Cyber Criminal part, I am totally unsure what that means? I was simply given the new tag to put on certain profiles, this is not from the UCAS government but given to me by some creepy old dude that reached out to me through my direct messaging system stating that it is a new legal definition being used by a deep cover government agency. This man’s real identity is unknown as it seems that he has been able to avoid capture and detection seeing this is the only photo I have been able to confirm is of Q-Bert. Though from a few accounts and one from our contact legion this man being called Umbrella Man is due to him never being without his trusty umbrella and having blended his combat prowess with his trusty fashion accessory including concealing his sword within the handle just like the groups leader Father Segal, though his comes with a nasty surprise as his conceals a nasty little surprise in the tip that allows him to inject a small waxen ball of death into his targets with a simple touch and it’s “Goodnight Gracie” as the toxin slowly works itself through the bloodstream destroying the veins and killing the white blood cells till it lodges itself within the lungs and unleashes hell upon the target.

The umbrella itself is weaved with mono wire and a fine Kevlar weave that can deactivate the signature weapons of the Free Bird Elite Red Guard, not to mention inflict some serious damage if used in battle and he does incorporate the opening and closing of the umbrella within his fighting styles…..it is also stated that he conceals a fire arm within the damned thing as well, something that screams “Secret Agent Man” and just like Chronic Q-Bert has all the known boxes checked off and few others that we are just learning about. Not knowing his surname is frustrating as he could be family with the other pains in the ass and we just don’t know, we don’t know if Q-Bert has any children and we don’t know a damn thing about this man except that Fathers Elishia and Bastion are weary of him but not scared of him……though they did state that unless you have the numbers advantage and they emphasize at least 20 to one odds don’t engage and don’t approach as he can take down any other odds with ease…….for crying out loud they state that he punched through the neck plating of the paladins T5 armor and tore the head off by ripping out the intact spinal coelom as the head came along for the ride, he also tore out the rib cage of one of there agents along with the front plate of the T5 armor; okay that’s terrifying but unrealistic as one can’t simply tear out a ribcage let alone through armor……don’t get me started on the head and spine thing.

Well I have been online to long and I don’t want to invoke the ire of any of the rebellion hackers let alone “Black Death” so I will be logging off and switching locations for the next one, come at me rebels, I am Demure and I will outwit, outlast, and outplay you all…..for I will survive and continue to publish the truth about you fuckers.

Long Live the Demure!!

 

 

Reggie Irving (Defrag)

Membership: Brotherhood/Bounty Hunters/Post Office/Presidents Men/Kings Men/Crystal Dragons/Santa Fe

Race: Human

Height: 5’5

Weight: 130

Apparent Age: 30+

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept (Cyber Criminal)

        Circle: Unknown (Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!!)

Preferred Weapon: Custom Hellfire Assault Machine Pistol 6.66 cal. (Highly Modified)

Runner Song:

 

BIO:

 

Well for the starters let me give a huge shout out to my guild the “Winters Haunting!” we are the legends, and we are the champions of “Evermore”, we all owe of success to our newly elected guild leader Silver Sword for bringing “Winters Haunting to Number One Status…..We will dominate everyone and we are the real ass kicking legends out there……not these runners and “Demons” that Silver Sword and Clockwork Gnome are running there mouths about. Every video file has been a Rickey Roll and without video or photographic evidence it never happened…..ya well that’s what I was saying the other day as Clockwork was spouting off about Eddie, Addie, Wendell and Wesley being some sort of super human fighting squad or Silver Sword screaming about Jedi and Mandalorians being real…..Ya I was very skeptical and seeing Silver Sword is kind of one of those imaginative dreamer kinds that is a super nerd and just loves these runners and damn near worships the ground they walk on…..ya me I am more into the X Game and Blood Sport Athletes now that’s the real deal! Those are real pro’s not these “Runners” that couldn’t survive one quarter in Blood Bowl or even one period in Xtreme Blood Hockey……..Ya right the Pale Rider would get creamed, Darth Miasma would be splattered and Stomper would be dismembered with ease by my heroes within the Cleveland Choppers the #1 Xtreme Blood Team in the World!!!

Your telling me some stuffy Brits like Eddie, or washed up old hacks like Inspector Gadget and Candyman can survive one round in the Wonderful World Of Pro Wrestling League…..Hell the Iron Man would pound that entire list into dust…..he lasted over 60 minutes within the Inferno Cell taking on 8 other former champions, now that’s a real warrior not some washed up old former president like the Invincible One…….seriously Taylor Greenspan should be #1 on that list as he can hand all of them their asses for lunch; he is a Xtreme Blood League World Champion! Okay lets get down to business here, it seems someone must really like our guild as I just received this disc from a “Friend” and it included some additional information about some 1/2 Asian bitch named Defrag and this “Friend” wants me to watch the disc, read the report and prepare an article for the Shadow Wiki……..well what do I look like a reporter! I am a star quarterback, I am varsity lettered athlete in multiple sports……I am not a nerd, ya I game but who doesn’t in there spare time; well seeing I could use some bonus shit for my college transcript I will give it a shot.

Yo Greenspan if you read this hook a brother up with an autograph…..huge fan man! Okay here we go, this seems to be a bio about some bitch named Defrag and how she emerged on the scene as a premiere assassin and something called a Eraser. Well with a dumb handle like Defrag I would think she would be a total nerd, I mean Defrag doesn’t sound scary and that blue hair is so ghetto….it’s over played on the streets of Seattle, and hell don’t little old ladies have blue hair as well. Okay it says here that she is the daughter of Maxwell Irving and some Vietnamese farmers daughter that he had a fling with back in Nam…..Hell even I know that was a real long time ago; fuck this bitch is old, like her blue hair makes sense now.

She works for multiple special government orders and acts as the cleanser, the ever reaching hand of the directors and leaders of the UCAS and UK governments; she works alongside Stomper, Corkscrew, Darth Miasma, Eddie and the Pale Rider……she serves inside the Hawaiian Chapter of the Crystal Dragons and seriously handed the Black Dragons there ass, while she worked for the Hawaiian Peoples Republic Secret Service. This wench was the direct guard of President Butler and it seems that I was right about that old faggot needing to be protected by a wench……seriously no women is as good as a man, and especially a half Asian…..don’t shoot the messenger here, I am just writing the article I was told too, now according to my old man the women’s place is in the kitchen and at the home…..So Reggie Irving needs to find herself a good dude to serve and be his girl, not out there trying to be a man.

Hell even my chick agrees with me, she is here looking over the pictures and shit and she even thinks this Reggie chick is a total pussy and her kid sister could kick her ass. The report here states that Reggie is a Grandmaster Kingsmen of the Highest Regard and Highest Honour and serves within the Royal Assassin corps…..ya more uptight, prissy British bitches; we kicked your ass in the Revolution…..America!! She serves within the Presidents Men Shadow Corps; hell she is a women not a man how can she even be in those orders….Ain’t that right honey, ya my girl agrees, bitch go and get me a potpie and some Double Cherry Jolta……I said now bitch! Okay now while the girl is properly serving her man, I can get down to writing this article and checking out this video.

Seriously whoever this “Friend” is can really kiss my ass, they are interfering with my free time; but since I need some more work on my transcript seeing I either graduate this year or I am kicked out….and no college will take me……my old man wants me to go to school, me I just want to leave this shit hole of a town and join the Blood Leagues, and prove to the world how tough I really am. Okay it says here that Reggie has been trained by the USMC and is a retired Marine Captain that is a fully trained Navy Seal, Force Recon, and Army Ranger Airborne…….well that’s something I can get behind, only real bad ass bitches can handle that level of training; my grandpa is a Marine and he said that combat marines are to be feared and respected and special forces ones are to be avoided at all costs as they are a rare breed of True Bad Asses and if this is real than this bitch is one bad ass bitch, I will have to ask Pops about her and if he knew of this chick.

Okay as it goes on she is a combat veteran of the FIP and fought within Grenada, Congo, Desert Storm, War in Afghanistan and Iraq….she as well served within Royal Marine Corps after being discharged from the USMC do to injury; it says here that she was in a combat action in Iraq and during a engagement with terrorists she was shot to shit and her legs where basically destroyed when she got hit by an IED and yet she still managed to fight through the pain and suffering……ya okay these FIP are seriously fucked up, I might have been wrong about this one. She survived three days of intense fighting having been shot to hell, most of the flesh and muscle in her legs fragged and shredding……she managed to survive three days like that, okay maybe my chick would get her ass kicked by Reggie.

Once she was found by the Army Corps of Engineers she was on deaths door and taken to a medical unit to basically die and be sent home in a bag, well that’s what I would think….hell most of this is way above my head, I never took anatomy and failed Biology three times. It says here that when she walked out of the medical unit…..how the fuck did she walk out, that she simply wasn’t done with kicking ass and just signed up with the English; okay correction, she was forced into the British military, it says here that General Huckabee of the UK United Nations (UN) simply forced her into service stating that she was to serve in place of her father…….She is FIP like her father before her and the government doesn’t want him currently and she was to be his replacement. Well this doesn’t seem good…..I guess the FIP weren’t a volunteer force and they just got shit on, well it states that Reggie would go onto to fight within the War of 2018 where she would be one of the lucky ones to survive the gassing attacks of the Battle for London…..General Huckabee would state that Captain Irving would perish and she was not part of the UK force….no he would claim that she was one of the ill-fated 82nd Airborne, and than never pay her father or family her death bennies or combat pay…..what a bastard!

Though according to this she was found by another survivor of the Battle of London a man named Bailey Georgetown….hey that’s Inspector Gadget, it is said he found her within the English Countryside trying to patch herself back up and trying to simply survive; it says here that Baily who also was a survivor of the conflict would spend time aiding Reggie and the two would make there way back to the city to find the US Army Corps of Engineers who would simply rush them off to a medical camp to be treated…..well that’s where it ends about her military time, it states that she would end up returning to America and would go to work for the CIA and eventually the NSA; it as well states that she would become a serious thorn in the sides of all those that stood in the way of Wilhuff Palpatine….Not Kevin Mitchell whatever that means, she would go onto to work for the Post Office, and join the Railroad aiding the Southwest Chapter, it also states that she fought with the 67th Stormrider’s and would see action in Denver, Texas, and Santa Fe as well the liberation of Phoenix……She would as well be a key player in the Hawaiian Citizens Uprising; this bitch was busy and she really is one bad ass.

It states here that she is highly trained in all weapons of man and beast, multiple forms of martial arts, physics, computers, stealth and engineering as well as stealth; one can assume that she has a lightsaber seeing she is one of those “Presidents Men” and they all like that shiny space laser sword. Now as for the rest of the bio report well it’s basically more of the same, Reggie is on quest to restore her and her father’s honor, she is on a quest to tear down the Nazi threat, she is force to be reckoned with and is one of the main obstacles standing in the way of the Neon Church. So I am going to simply ignore that boring shit and get onto the next part and that’s the video…….

Okay let me boot up the other screen here and put this disc in the drive and hope everything is updated……..okay it’s loading, where the hell is my girl with my fucking potpie and cola! Okay well this is weird, its starting somewhere in a blasted to hell wasteland looking place……..no landmarks to determine location just a wrecked highway, orange and brown skies and it seems cold as there is simply steam rising from her breath. She is walking down the highway with another man….they are both wearing long sleeveless dusters, they have this weird radio device strapped on their arms and wearing breath masks and black gloves……..she still has those dorky blue shades on while the other man an older gent is wearing normal glasses. As the camera pans up kind of giving a birds eye view from the behind I can see two very odd American flags on their backs with the numbers 4 on the back of the old man and 30 on the back of Reggie……wait I know that voice that’s Eddie, this is not in England as it’s not raining; though it’s dreary enough to the UK.

Though I can clearly see the old highway sign for Rt 66 bent over and rusted to hell as they walk……ya shit looks like it’s out of one of those “End of the World” movies or games; totally creepy shit, as they just walk off into the rising sun so the must be heading east. There gear looks all sorts of weird and old fashioned, minus those breath masks and that arm computer thingy, okay this is kind off boring……let me wait what’s that, okay shit looks like it’s about to get real as I can see at least two dozen men in power armor…..ya this jock knows what that shit is, I watch movies! They have serious firepower on them and they are blocking the road, okay that’s where this shit gets real weird real fast…..the two just look at each other and type something into those computers and draw weird looking rifles that have native feathers hanging off the barrel and stock; I can make out an engraving on the stocks “Medicine Stick” from down the road the metal men can be heard barking orders to Eddie and Reggie….”Couriers Number 4 and  Number 30, lay down your arms and surrender to the Brotherhood of Steel, for you are wanted for murder, possession of Old World Technology, and Suspected of being communists.” (Fuck Communists!!) well they respond with “I think your mistaken you overgrown tin cans, your armor will make for a good scrap trade at Neon City.” (Ouch…..ya it seems the Brotherhood of Steel didn’t take kindly to those retorts.)

Also where the hell is Neon City……Girl I need my drink and potpie and your missing this shit, it’s about to get real……this is better than any big budget vid at the triplex! Okay I am going to pause this shit here till she gets back, she is sort of slow and I don’t want to have to keep pausing to answer her questions…..so actually let me just rewind and replay once she gets back with my food. Okay now the girls back, I can eat while she gets caught up; ya I told you this is going to get good, right now it’s very Mad Max like and it’s going to speed up…..hey you ever here of a Neon City honey? Okay now where back to where we left off and I am full, she does make a hell off a potpie and I got my double cherry so lets pick up where we left off.

After Eddie and Reggie insult the BOS (I am just going to shorten it to BOS for time) all hell breaks loose, the metal men start shooting these really cool energy guns at the two couriers……You can see them look at each other and they just jump into the air; like everything slows the fuck down and “Bullet Time” is engaged, they do some crazy side flipping and rapid firing those medicine sticks at the BOS…..you would think that their power armor would simple absorb the rounds and do nothing, but you would be very wrong; there shots are targeted and well placed into the visors of their helmets……(also where is that music coming from), one down, two down, three down, four down before they even land and than everything speeds back up real quick like and the two simply tear ass off in opposite directions…..for fucks sake they are charging the power armor dudes; that’s fucking crazy, seriously you can see plasma and lasers exploding all around them and somehow they simply dodge all the attacks….how can you dodge light!! The BOS can be heard barking “Get into formation”, “Keep them busy”, “Don’t let them pierce the line” and the BOS keeps pelting them with fire…….For fucks sake Eddie takes a direct hit multiple times to his leg, and chest and one laser nearly takes his arm off…..he just pulls out a weird looking needle and injects himself a few times and pops some sort of medication. The same happens to Reggie and she just repeats what Eddie does and they both speed type something into those computers and start returning fire with those Medicine Sticks……how is a bolt action rifle firing that fast and how is doing anything to those power armored dudes!

By the time the two clear the distance they have killed a twelve of the BOS, I mean they lite those fuckers up……seriously if this is actually real, what the fuck! The Brotherhood seems spooked that they haven’t killed them yet and they have closed in on them…..at this point Reggie slings her Medicine Stick once again and deploys these nasty looking wolvers that have chainsaw blades on them…..(Now that’s a can opener), and Eddie just deploys this awesome chain with a barbed spike on it….it flies out of his arm and buries deep into one of the BOS, he than does something and that chain starts recalling back to him and pulling the metal man towards him; Reggie once again jumps straight up into the air…..”Bullet Time” engaged again and she lifts her arms and shots these nasty blue darts that come from what looks like thin air and pelt the brotherhood…….two of the metal dudes simply turn to slag when they are hit and than she lets loose this optic blast from her blue shades and frags another one fast and hard!

Eddie pulls his towards him and as it gets within arms reach the barbed hook thing flies back into Eddie’s arm and he simply punches the BOS straight into the breast plate, you can see blood explode from Eddies hand as it seriously crushes through the armor plate like it was rice paper…..and out comes the heart!!! Oh shit, I shouldn’t have eaten……he just tore the fuckers heart out! Without even missing a beat he is up in the air with serious vapor trails behind him as he goes up and does the same thing as he goes back down…..he clears the distance in a flash, but you can see weird chemtrail affect going on as he slams into another one with his foot putting it through the armor plate and it comes out the other side….he than does a quick kip off the falling body to free his foot and kicks the fuckers head clean off!

Reggie lands and charges still in this cool “Bullet Time” mode thingy and as she clears the distance she slams her chainsaw wolvers into one to the BOS and you see sparks and blood flying everywhere….you can here the bloody screams as she impales the dude with those wolvers…..another BOS shoots at her with a weird looking laser riffle and in a blink she flashes her hand and the beam hits her palm and is seriously refracted….(Ya I know that word) back at the guy who shot at her, She than tears the chainsaw wolvers up and out of the dude she impaled and there is blood and gore everywhere as the guy basically explodes.

Reggie than does some cool ass flip shit and lands on the guy who shot himself, she has her crotch in his face and her legs wrapped around the neck…..she just goes into a back bend handstand thing and (Man I should have paid more attention in gym class during gymnastics, my girl is loving it though), were she simply throws the dude by his neck at the others……you can hear the snapping of the guys neck; though that isn’t what kills him, it’s the missing head that is still between her legs as the headless body flies towards it’s friends. Okay they have now killed 18 of the BOS 12 in the start of this and 6 more once it got to melee…..ya I can now understand why the BOS didn’t want them to get close; for Fuck’s sake this is intense, I can see that the BOS is hitting Eddie and Reggie but they are ignoring it…..seriously who ignores being shot with plasma and lasers, not to mention being slashed up!

The two couriers now make there way back to each other and everything once again speeds back up super fast…..that part is getting very disorientating, they start dispatching enemies with there bare hands……and well the chainsaw wolvers; though honestly I don’t think Reggie actually needs them, two more go down in a flash as Eddie simply karate chops one on the side of the helmet and you can see the skull explode in the visor as Reggie punches through one with her not wolver hand and here it comes………close your eyes honey, she tears out the fuckers spine; okay didn’t see that coming and that’s gross (okay maybe I shouldn’t have eaten before this.) Well that means there is four left, at this point two of the BOS who appear to be in command start to retreat but Reggie doesn’t like that as she does another “Bullet Time” flip and lands in front of them blocking there path…..and this is where she starts to get her ass kicked but at the same time holding off the two officers.

Eddie Spear hooks another and yanks the poor bastard towards him, while the other returns fire on Eddie….he gets lit the fuck up and almost goes down before Reggie lends aid with another cobalt blue optic blast sending the BOS to the oblivion in a million pieces; Eddie than quickly dispatches the one on his hook chain with a powerful spin kick followed by a quick draw of a revolver from his hip straight to the BOS’s skull mind you this is in “Bullet Time” once it speeds back up the BOS that Eddie kicked from where he was hit the armor explodes out with gore and body parts and the head just explodes like it was shot with a very big gun not a revolver.

Reggie at this point is not looking to hot as the officers used her momentary distraction to open a can of whoop ass on her and try to end her life……that’s when Eddie is once again on top of them and “Bullet Time” mode is active again. Eddie looks at Reggie and they both nod as they drop into some weird stance and I am not sure what’s going on as shit starts moving stupid fast…..I need to slow it down and even then I can barley make out what’s going on, suddenly Eddie is up in the air and launching that chain thing again at the commander and Reggie springs forward with a knife in her hand towards the other officer…..she has put away the chainsaw wolvers at this point; The commander is suddenly lifted off the ground and flying at speed towards Eddie while Reggie launches like a rocket at the other one and well you can hear the sound of steel crashing against steel as Reggie lands behind her dance partner……when the smoke clears he just falls into four pieces; she seriously cut the shit out of the bastard and quick; with a fucking knife; ya it’s fucking gross to as all the meat and gore just slide out of the armor bits and litter the ground.

Now in the air everything just seems to go at a snails pace as as Eddie releases the chain hook back into his arm and thrusts that same arm towards the flying commander, than everything speeds back up and you can hear a loud crack as Eddies hand just stops the BOS commander dead in his tracks but the armor keeps going and all that’s left in Eddies hand is the skeleton with the meat and gore still clinging to the bone……but the armor, flesh and most of the muscle flying past him…..how the fuck did he turn that BOS inside out and no I don’t need that question answered; Eddie than slams to the ground with the still fucking living officer, he pushes his hand forward and than back out quick like with the still beating heart in his hand……he than says to the officer “This is where you can die now, you have my permission Yankee” and no shit the BOS officer just collapses and Eddie simply throws the heart down on the ground and it explodes…..He looks at Reggie and says “Disgusting work isn’t it, and I hate getting fascist on my under my nails.” Reggie just retorts “Well try getting it off your boots.” they laugh and begin to inject themselves with more medication and pop pills…..

They than start scavenging up the scrap and supplies, stating that Neon City will give a good cap for this crap and don’t forget the smash the holotags…..next stop Neon City and than the prize, what the hell is the prize and where is this Neon City; they load up the haul into the BOS’s own cart, the smash the holotags and torch the bodies leaving nothing for the scavengers as well making sure the cooking meat lures any Rad Beast as they put it away from the direction they are heading……..again what’s the prize?

Well the video ends with the two couriers limping off into the what one can only think is a rising sun…..it’s weird as if it’s not light but not dark, well the walk down old highway 66 and into history of the Couriers War…..Well that was something and holy shit, if that’s real I need to rethink my position on everything as Reggie is a real bad ass and Eddie is terrifying but so is Reggie, I will have to ask Silver Sword about this and seriously what the hell did I just watch……..okay time for game Clockwork is ringing in.

Addison Noel “Jones” Mayweather (Grassy, Corkscrew)

Membership: Free Press Media, Kingsmen, ADF, Presidents Men, Railroad, Horsemen, Santa Fe Ring, Sons of Liberty, Harbingers, London Dungeon

Race: Human

Height: 5’8

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept (Reporter) <Cyber Criminal>

         Circle: Unknown (Simply Kiss Your Ass Good Bye)

Preferred Weapon: Colt Peacemaker

Runner Song:

BIO:

Okay I have no idea how we even learned about this guy as he doesn’t seem to appear in any record books as anything more than an FIP veteran and seasoned reporter with decades of journalism experience. His resume includes countless years as a lead anchor for a popular cable news channel, war correspondence, and hosting his own daily news show called “The Inquisition” where he grilled his guests till they began to sweat, swear and even loosen their collars.” According to my grandparents Addison would be the one reporter that would cause anyone to break on air, get the truth from his guests and never play party politics; this man is exactly like Kingsley Quinn, Sid Malone and Alfred O’Bannon when it comes to his reporting, a straight shooter and one that can be called a kingmaker as political careers are made or destroyed by this man.

So when I received a random disc in the mail labeled “From a Friend” and it contained a full dossier of this man’s activities and his “Code Name” hence why I am writing this article now, it seems my grandparents favorite Addison Mayweather goes by the handle of “Grassy” and is or was a deep cover government assassin. This man works for the CIA and NSA I believe and is a legendary sniper capable of making shots considered imposable by mortal man, though this is no mortal man and he is no simply reporter, the reports indicate that he served in the Colonial Army and fought during the American Revolution. Yes readers Addison is another ancient killer and one that I am terrified of as it seems he both founded and formed the guerrilla warfare division of the Colonial Army and commanded the troops throughout the war and evaded death and capture with his exceptional knowledge of “Forage Warfare”, this man rose through the ranks and would become somebody that would be on the fast track for general.

It seems that he couldn’t be contained and would refuse to accept the surrender of the British, and well do to his antics and insubordinate behavior good old Addison was stripped of his rank, and thrust into chains for his trouble. This is were it gets weird, before he was to be executed by the newly founded American Government good old Addie would be sprung from the prison by the likes of the Pale Rider, Wastelander, and Inferno and his records would be torched and he would be once again welcomed into the military. Reports indicate here that Addison would rejoin the Wellermen and serve on the Nevermore……seriously is everyone one of these Wellermen; cause from what I read here, he served on the Blue Claw for ages as a crewmen and than would be recruited to be the First Mate of the vessel once Alvin Webster would be promoted to Captain.

Now according to our records that job was held by Wendell Flanigan but maybe the Snapper was boosted to First Mate once Addison took to land, basically once back in the private navy of the Pale Rider Addison would once again prove his worth and fight proudly against the English in the War of 1812 and take to land during the burning of Washington……lets just say I have detailed records here of what he did to the red coats and I will only give you a few highlights as reading this report is making me ill. Addison would engage the British mostly in hand to hand combat where he would rip out hearts that were still beating with his bare hands, tear off heads with spinal cords still attached and impale multiple soldiers with a weird spiked chain thing……not to mention he would torch them alive or freeze them solid before shattering them with his bare hands.

There is one report where he tore a English officer in half at the waist, another he punched the head off and yet a third that he tore the arms off and than brutalised the dying officer too death with his own limbs. This man was not just brutal in martial combat as he was very seasoned in melee combat and knew how to use his musket and bayonet to full advantage, not to mention his cavalry sabre and harpoon. According to the reports he was a true terror to behold in battle and didn’t give a damn about his reputation, this man was named “Satan” by the English and for good reason as he seemed to wield “Black Magic” and was basically unstoppable in battle, reports indicate that he was shot in the heart with a musket ball and it didn’t kill him nor the wound start bleeding. He just lunged at the enemy soldier and punched him so hard in the face that his fist went straight through and Addison was holding the poor man’s brains in his clenched fist.

Now I am glad that I didn’t get a video of this or I might have actually puked but I digress, now according to the records Addison stayed on with the Wellermen and yet would as well end up being personally recruited by Theodore Roosevelt for the American Rough Riders to serve alongside Bailey Georgetown, Reverdy Jamestown, Montgomery Hillard, Charles Butler, Franklin Quinn, Wesley Burns, Rusty Rutherford, Sherman Finesilver, Albert Schwartz and Maximillian Yates……..(Wait did I read that right, Bilbo is FIP and served in the Original Rough Riders…..okay I must be going insane seeing I thought he was one of the young ones.) Also this order was personally recruited by Theodore Roosevelt and not the “Rough Riders” we learned about, it seems that the government had a secret order of highly trained and extremely lethal Horsemen within the cavalry and this order would as well include Wilhuff Palpatine, Maxwell Irving, Alex Webster, Robert Churchill, Dover Barton, Wendell Flanigan and Wesley Taffer. According to the reports these highly lethal and dangerous cavalry horsemen would be divided between multiple units to make certain that the Spanish were punished and butchered by America’s best and most monstrous squad.

Now as the dossier states Addison would be severely wounded during the charge on San Juan Hill where he would dive off his horse and tackle his commanding officer Lt. Maximillian Yates and take the round meant for him……..(Okay back the hell up, Bilbo was a Lt, Bilbo was a fucking officer and in command of this fucking lunatic……..seriously WTF people) now the records for Addison are clear on the other hand I don’t have the records for Lt. Maximillian Yates so I can only assume that he was wounded badly enough to be allowed to retire and vanish into the night only to reappear over a century later as “Bilbo” the new breed runner. Though for Addison he would not only survive his wounds he would rise from the ashes and fight in basically every other major conflict for the US War Department, this includes Both World Wars, Korea, Vietnam and Desert Storm…..his medical report reads like the “Boston Journal of Medicine” and this man has suffered greatly during his time in the FIP. He was captured by the Nazi’s and imprisoned within a Nazi Concertation Camp…..it says Auschwitz and he was personally tortured by Rudolph Hess for months, Addison survived numerous execution attempts including being hanged with barbed wire, the gas chamber, being shot and even being nearly starved to death. How it is unsure but according to a report from a prison guard that witnessed Addison rise up from under a pile of recently executed in the infamous gas chamber, the report states that when superior Klaus Wagner went into clear the chamber and prepare to move the bodies to be sent to the ovens. He noticed a stirring at the bottom of the pile and before Klaus could clear his sidearm Atticus rose out of the pile with a shadowy trail behind him punching Klaus so hard that his head came clean off. I raised my rifle to him and he simply stated “If I can defeat Shang Tsung you are nothing more than a speed bump for me.” The report indicates that the guard simply said he thought he was staring into the eyes of the devil himself and he ran out of the chamber screaming in terror.

Now according to records Olaf Weiss was a young 20 year old man when he walked into that chamber and when he wrote his report he looked as if he had aged 50 years in an instant, I have the photos to verify the accounts. Now it wasn’t hard for the Nazi guards to overpower the weekend Addison and return him to his bunkhouse where they hoped he would simply die from the chemicals, his wounds and exposer seeing they stripped him of his clothing and tossed him into the room beaten and naked in the dead of winter. Basically I will spare you the gory details and simply state that he didn’t have a fun time at Hotel Auschwitz, he was lucky to survive and it seems all it did was make him worse, he came out of the second world war a far more broken and brutal man. Though this seems to be the fate of all the FIP that ended up as guests of Rudolph Hess, the list includes but not limited too; Wilhuff Palpatine, Dover Barton, Yale Yates, Wesley Burns, Montgomery Hillard, Maxwell Irving, Reverdy Jamestown, Ralph Rivers, Arthur Swanson, Salazar Hollister, Alex Webster, Patrick O’Reilly and Robert Churchill now I know there are others that survived or perished in those hellholes but these are the ones that are mentioned in the report.

During Korea, Vietnam and Desert Storm Addison would be put through the grinder numerous times and sent back to front still bandaged up and fresh from surgery, it seems the US War Department was trying to either kill Grassy or simply break him further….well whatever there intention was it worked! They broke this old bastard and they broke him hard, cause before he was shipped off to Vietnam he was pulled from the active roster declared dead and shipped off to a government black site to forced into the CIA some time in the 1950’s the records are unclear as to when but Grassy wouldn’t show back up again till 1965 when he was tossed into the meat grinder that would become Vietnam wearing the uniform of the United States Marine Corps. Though the creepy part is that “My Friend” has detailed reports here stating that Grassy is the one that actually assassinated John F Kennedy from the “Grassy Knoll” hence his handle of Grassy.

It seems that Addison was not all to thrilled to have killed one of the few allies the FIP had and well that’s why he was shipped quickly out of the CIA and back into uniform as the government learned quickly that Grassy was more than a handful and before he simply killed every last of the government spooks, they figured best to toss him back into war seeing this man was considered to dangerous to keep in prison or try to execute. According to the reports they tried to imprison him and he simply froze the bars with his grasp shattered them, and then killed every guard in his prison block before appearing in the wardens office and well when they found the warden in the morning, his chest was concaved and his heart had been torn out and left on the desk as a grim warning. Reports indicate that Grassy changed into the wardens spare suit, shirt, tie and shoes and simply walked out of the prison only to return to his mission of brutal revenge, when they captured him a second time and reports indicate that even capturing Grassy was not an easy task and ended with countless dead police and FBI. He was than quickly sent to meet his fate at the end of a rope……ya guess what as they dropped him from the gallows he did some crazy ninja shit slipped out of the binds, flipped up locking his ankles around the rope and slipped his head free from the noose before it broke his neck. He than managed to defeat all the guards, and finish off his former CIA director by shoving his head in the noose and pushing him off the platform, ya as I stated they broke this man hard……again Grassy went back to work terminating the employment of those in the CIA until he was captured for a third time and by all accounts he let them catch him.

Now the reports are not all that clear here but it seems that Grassy made short work of the police, marshals and FBI that surrounded him by using some sort of mystical chain he summoned out of the thin air and lopped off the heads of law enforcement officers one by one before sending the spike into the junior officer and recoiled it back towards him only to roundhouse kick the poor man’s head clean off. It’s stated that he left one man of 50 alive to negotiate with, reports indicate that Grassy simply stated that “You will never kill me, you will never keep me in cage, and I will keep killing for you made me kill my friend, you made me kill my ally, you made me kill my great grandson, and for that there is no higher price to pay than with your lives. Give me the man I want and I will end this campaign of blood……or ignore this and you will not leave this field and I will bury your wife, children and burn everything you hold dear down to the ground.”

Reports from the desk of Senior Agent Ronald Downs state that he learned that day that Grassy was a true monster and someone that the CIA should never have touched, trained nor experimented on. They created something that they couldn’t control…………..(Okay, Mr. Downs you didn’t create Grassy, you simply made him worse and you angered the devil) as for the assassination of JFK well that was something they had planed to do, they knew Grassy would never pull the trigger on his friend so they wanted to prove that he was special and someone that would change the tides of the Cold War to the investors…….so they let him loose in the Grassy Knoll blind folded and told him that his target, Rudolph Hess would be arriving via automobile and he had a huge fanfare here in Texas so for the sake of Uncle Sam he needed to be killed and only you can do it, the blind fold to represent Blind Justice and keep Addison from suffering shellshock from seeing Hess in person.

Now if this is true than damn I am even more scared of this Wellermen and for damned good reason…..does he have radar sight, does he have sonar how the hell can he blind fire and make an impossible shot; fuck man he is not human! Though according to the report by Agent Downs he agreed on one term, Grassy had to rejoin the FIP and enter the United States Marine Corps to fight in the upcoming Vietnam War. Well history states that a deal was reached and Agent Downs who killed himself shortly after handing his brother-in-law over to Addison to be beaten so badly that when the medical examiner conducted the autopsy they were unable to identify the body. Grassy beat the man so badly that he basically turned him inside out and ended it tearing out the spinal cord in one piece leaving the man nothing more than pile of jelly and skin as Grassy had powdered every bone in his body. Grassy than rejoined the FIP took another injection in the ass, put on a uniform and went to Paris Island to report for duty as a Drill Instructor till it was time to be deployed within the jungles of Vietnam in a mixed bag unit of Army and Marine rejects mostly FIP bad asses that would include Rutherford, Hilliard, Webster, Swanson, Palpatine and Doyle.

Now we can assume the CIA….well what was left of them simply hoped that Grassy would be killed in action and they would be done with there FIP problem, well bad news for them regardless of how hard the war tried to kill him and his CO’s ordering him back into the field against the orders of the medical staff that just put him back together. It would be his old friend and officer Montgomery Hillard that would keep Addison semi sane by getting his old friend to smoke herb and simply understand that the day of the FIP will come and when it does we will all have the last laugh, till than simply look out for each other as we are our own allies and nobody else will ever understand our pain, our suffering and our stories……..he told him one day in a field hospital as they got stoned “Grassy don’t loose yourself, you are better than the beast that lives inside you brother. We are both cut from the same cloth and we need to understand that the elders choose us for a reason my friend, we are the defenders of….well you know champion, so always remember Grassy that we are brothers and regardless of what happens is this fucking jungle I will always have your back as you had and still have my back brother.”

Now I am not sure what Montgomery was talking about but they were high and it could be nothing more than being a Beer Pong Champion, though it seemed to light a fire under Grassy and he emerged from that medical unit a semi changed man and one that would no longer fight to simply slaughter and one that seemingly wasn’t trying to commit suicide by enemy anymore. Addison’s time in Nam would be long like most of the unlucky FIP and as he wouldn’t return home till 1973 and even than he wasn’t walking on his own power, Addison had been shot in the spine during ambush and many say the wound was to clean for an enemies random shot. Even the doctors that patched him up and shipped him home in a chair stated the spinal injury seemed like intentional friendly fire, though seeing Grassy was so badly wounded that it couldn’t declared exclusive and who ever shot him in the spine would walk free…….though Grassy would not let that wound sideline him. His spine wasn’t severed or fractured as he was lucky, he had severe nerve damage and a swollen spine, a semi normal wartime injury though one that would retire him from the USMC and thus start the next chapter of his life.

After a handful of years of rehab and going back to school on his dime seeing the GI Bill was not being applied to the FIP, he worked at the grocery store ringing customers while he put himself through night school to get his degree in journalism with a minor in English lit and thus he would start his career working for the local paper, and quickly rise through the ranks and eventually becoming the senior editor for a local DC paper. Grassy would be scouted by the Washington Journal and eventually find his way onto the local news as a rising star reporter, the old wounded veteran in a chair was working for him, though his legs might not have worked his arms and hands surly did and lets just say when Grassy was being mugged one night the poor mugger learned a fatal lesson “DON’T FUCK WITH GRASSY!” with one quick and brutal strike he ripped the muggers heart out and showed it to him still beating before he tossed it to the ground…….Grassy’s cameraman caught it all on tape and than passed out from the horror of what he witnessed.

Charges where never filed against Grassy and he would go onto become the nations premiere journalist on the same level as Bob Woodward and Walter Cronkite as he would become a household name and suddenly everyone wanted Addison and he would be headhunted by all the national networks till he was offered a contract with NBC that he simply couldn’t pass up. By the end of the 1980’s Mayweather was in everyone’s living room and he had secured himself a doctoral degree in journalism, and a masters in broadcast journalism; also by the end of the 1980’s he would rise from the chair and begin walking again……though for Grassy that would be the worst thing he could have done as he simply stood up one day on live TV.

That would be all that was needed for the US Department of Defense to recall the award winning journalist back into the USMC send him straight into Force Recon and ship him directly to Iraq to fight in Desert Storm…….needless to say Addison’s temperament hadn’t fully softened and he was not all that thrilled about being back in the military and being told what to do. Also for the Military this was a really bad idea as Grassy had become a journalist and well he felt used, scorned and screwed over so he was going to get revenge and well how does a journalist get even……they report what they see and here to the world and since this war was being broadcast directly into everyone’s living room and making CNN billions in the process, well some inside scoop from the front couldn’t hurt as well he would hand over non sensitive information to his fellow colleagues from the networks and well it was time again to make Grassy suffer and try to silence this FIP for good.

Now if multiple wars, imprisonments, executions and execution attempts hadn’t ended this killer what made the US Government think that this war would be any different. From what I am reading here he would be sent directly into hot zones, sent to defend burning oil rigs, sent to basically die. The government was throwing away the men that served with Grassy to simply kill him and failing, they even had the CIA try to remove him again and yet again that didn’t end well as he sent the agents back in body bags and missing parts of their anatomy including skulls, spines, throats, genitals and hearts……hell he even hung one would be assassin and I mean hung by the rafters with the poor man’s own viscera, though it would be a close friend of his that would talk him down and bring him back down to earth and keep him from going full beast mode…….who you ask? Well it seems Montgomery Hillard was within the CIA at this point and would not only talk his friend down, he would get the agency to back off his friend, How you ask? well I will tell you, it seems Montgomery is just as deadly and terror inducing if not more than Grassy and he would hold the Director of the CIA and the Director of the FBI out of 70 story window holding just there ankles and threatening to drop them if they didn’t confess to a list of crimes and back off Grassy and the others that the agency was targeting. Well the CIA director refused and called the Pale Rider’s bluff, Montgomery simply let go and than quickly grabbed the blade of the directors neck tie and well he hanged the bastard by his own neckwear. The FBI director already having soiled his trousers confessed to everything and promised to make sure that the FIP where no longer to be hunted, imprisoned and murdered for profit and sport.

Now why didn’t the Pale Rider go to jail for murder and attempted murder, well who the hell wants to anger the Pale Rider……also the now incoming CIA Director would be Kevin Mitchell “Wilhuff Palpatine” and the FBI director would live up to his word and than turn himself in confessing that he was the one that pushed Director Burt Malcom out of the window and held him by his tie so his neck would break…..also what I neglected to mention was Burt’s head was torn off as the tie constricted as his body fell to the street bellow and cracking the concrete. These men are so bloody scary that innocent people are willing to go to there deaths in silence instead of angering or crossing any of these Wellermen. Back in Iraq Grassy was fighting for his life and badly wounded when he would be rescued by the US Navy, he would be taken to a medical unit patched up and discharged from active duty.

Back home Grassy would not take time to heal as he would go back to work and return to Iraq for his station and thus become an official war correspondent, he had no idea to what levels his friend Montgomery went to to secure his safety, though for Grassy there was a story to be told and who better than a veteran to survive and report the truth to the American people. Lets just say the Iraq troops that tried to hold Grassy and his crew hostage…….well that didn’t quite go as planed for those soldiers as they would find themselves receiving a very brutal death at the hands of Grassy. From the recovered video footage one can say it was a slaughter as you can’t see much seeing it’s happening way to fast for the technology of the time, but in the end his team was puking and one stated that they watched their boss tear one man’s head clean off, rip another’s heart out and tear off one soldiers arm and use it to decapitate the poor soul……they stated that their team was 5 people including Addison and only Addison had a gun.

The go onto state that 20 Iraqi troops charged them guns at the ready, while they were live on the air with the states broadcasting about the resent success; when they were suddenly surrounded and told to get on there knees. That’s when the cameraman simply killed the live feed but kept rolling in hopes to use the footage as a way to show what happened to them, well Grassy simply turned around back to the camera hands raised and sternly but calmly stated in their language “You have made a huge mistake, this is not going to end how you planed and I do hope you are all prepared to meet Allah tonight.” and before they could respond he lunged forward and tore the heart out of the first one and before they could even pull the trigger he had already slaughtered half of them. One member of the team stated that when one of the Iraqi soldiers went to raise the gun to fire at Addison he did a quick back flip summersault thing landed in front of the poor soul ripped the gun out his hands and used it as a spear to impale the Iraqi right between the eyes than he pulled the trigger with the barrel of the gun already punching through the poor souls brain.

They said it happened so damn fast that they couldn’t even comprehend what was going on as it was happening, it was like something out of a comic book or action movie from the 80’s, Addison simply killed them one by one and when he got to the obvious leader of the squad he he dove onto his shoulder grabbed the ham sandwich from his media bag and shoved it down the man’s throat mind you when his hand went into the poor man’s mouth his teeth where evicted quickly and painfully…..Addison than simply stated calmly to the now stunned man “Choke at that” Addison than simply reached back as the man was gagging and trying to breath and with one quick strike he struck the man’s neck and tore out his larynx…….holding the piece of anatomy he looked at the now dying man and stated “You die to slow, Fatality, Flawless Victory.” Addison than tossed the larynx to the ground wiped off his bloody and busted up hands; turned to his crew and stated “Okay…Who’s ready for lunch?” meanwhile they are all stunned and puking from the gore.

Again I must state that if this man is not part of the Kingsmen, President’s Men, Railroad, Horsemen, or Harbingers I would be damned surprised……also I know someone is making a new Top Elven List of Demons to deal with……I am adding this fucker to that list. I am glad my grandparents don’t read this website as they would be in horror to learn how cold blooded their favorite news guy is. I mean this man goes through crew faster than juicer goes through chems, and they keep him on the air…..well he has his own crew now and he has his own crew that I heard are mostly just as nuts as he is; especially the one know as Howling Mad and who can forget about his fellow anchor known as Oxide, yes these are reporters people, though Grassy seems to be the most dangerous and deadly of Free Press Media.

Okay I need to hurry up before Black Death gets me……okay changing locations be right back.

I’m back okay I seem to have dodged Black Death, The FBI and basically anyone else that won’t like this shit going live; alright were was I okay yes he was in Iraq being a seriously messed up journalist…..oh he would win a Pulitzer for his work in Desert Storm and that wouldn’t be the only award this man would receive as he currently holds numerous of the top awards in the field that being the Pulitzer….mind you his brutality would not be shown on camera and only caught a few times on camera mostly it’s from reports and witness accounts. Okay so throughout the 90’s he would return to the news room and eventually end up on cable news seeing one of those brutal incidents would be caught live and basically end his family friendly appearance but not his career. It would be New Years Eve 1999 when he would be reporting live from a major festival of drunken conspiracy theorists that thought the world was going to end the whole Y2K thingy I guess. Well some other nut jobs showed up and well the two groups started to argue and eventually shots where fired and well one would hit Addison and lets just say that didn’t make him all that happy and when he got back up after being shot in the chest………his crew chief said keep filming this is going to get good; and lets simply state that anyone that could be construed as a target and combatant would not get to see the new year, it seems that Addison new that he couldn’t strike the unarmed and call self defense but those with weapons well they were fair game and this crazy SOB showed them why the British once called him “Devil” and the Nazi’s named him “Satan” a bunch of drunken racist KKK red necks fighting with a bunch of drunken alien worshiping crazies……how is this going to end badly, toss in Addison Mayweather and shot the bastard.

Well long story short when the dust settled the camera caught him brutally killing everyone of crazies and racists with ease, deploying his spiked chain ripping out hearts, intestines, spines, larynxes, and tearing of heads. Shooting people with their own weapons and punching one redneck so hard in the ear that his eyes popped out of his skull before Addison’s fist came out the other side holding brains. His news crew was trying to stop the crazies from engaging Addison as the watched him butcher their friends, a drunken mind gave them well a death wish and one by one they tried to over power Addison…….all he said was “Cool survival challenge” and as he killed these people one by one with a single strike of his bloody and broken fist he would count out as the bodies fell; one of the event goers came to his senses and stayed the hell away and reported that it seemed like the reporter was enjoying himself, like this was a game to him as he punched heads off, ripped off pieces of anatomy, tore out hearts, and concaved ribcages. I was in horror at how easy killing was to him and how he didn’t stop, I was screaming for people to back off as this sobered me up and I thought I was watching a movie being filmed but it was real, this man was moving at speeds only described in comic books and preforming feats of strength that are inhuman.

He goes onto state that I am lucky to be alive, if I hadn’t come to my senses I would have been in that pile of bodies and what’s even scarier is if Addison hadn’t killed everyone basically in self defense……well we all would have been dead anyways as I learned that this was going to be a mass suicide, well till the rednecks showed up and turned it into a warzone. The witness continues to state that once the last body fell and I mean fell hard as he simply struck with the heal of his palm on the guys chin and sent his head flying into a nearby tree…..it was some serious crazy Bruce Lee level shit but far scarier and far more lethal. At the end Addison simply turned to his crew and calmly stated “Two things, One can we go to the Hospital Now, and two can we stop at Burger Town on the way please.” as he flicked his wrist and hand to get the gore, bone and gray matter of his hand, he than looked at his hand and stated…….”Yes Hospital……Oh Holy Shit for the love of God this fucking hurts and is that bone……I do hope that’s it’s not mine, seriously what the fuck are the hicks skulls made off……fuck my hand didn’t hurt this much when I fought Shang Tsung and the first Prince…….Fuck, Fuck okay I hit a nerve, ya that’s my bones…….I still want a burger, fires and shake.” He cared more about his hand than the fact he had been shot. His crew chief simply looked at him and said “I guess this isn’t a flawless victory” and than she threw up on his shoes.

When the police and medics showed up it was basically wrapped up tightly in a nice little package and the network simply spun it as a movie trailer and scrubbed the footage…..well except for anyone with a VCR and a blank tape. In short he was not charged and walked away a free man after brutally killing hundreds, and his legal team went into action to prepare for civil litigation and everyone learned that suing Addison for wrongful death would not end well as he would win each and everyone of his cases seeing it was self defense and he was fighting for his life……I call bull shit on that one but again I am not a highly acclaimed and award winning journalist, author and broken FIP asshole. Needless to say the event would stain his reputation and he would be let go from the network…..not for the killings, no for the profanity (Priorities Right).

Well this would allow him to move over to cable news and that’s were he has been ever since, he is able to basically report as he wants and ask the hard questions he wasn’t allowed to ask on network. This pretty much some’s up Addison in a nutshell someone that is bloody dangerous and is a master of the spoken word, he is a terror in the newsroom, and a monster on the battlefield and I know I haven’t talked about his gunslinger skills much and it seems that he is basically a dual specialized adept…..and he carries a simply Colt Peacemaker on his hip, not something huge like the other Gunslingers and not a Jamestown Classic, nope a simply single action six shooter that he is beyond deadly and accurate with. His fast draw can’t even be scene on camera all that’s heard is the bang and it’s over, his reload is lighting quick and yes that gun is legal for him to carry before you ask. What cyber does he have, well that’s unknown and same with his magical abilities, though I can assume he has a harpoon gun and some type of sword on him as well so be careful when engaging or thinking of engaging Addison.

This man has personally taken down countless cyber gangers, juicers, trolls and basically anyone that engages him……hell reports indicate that he caught a snipers bullet between two fingers once, so watch out for Grassy as he in no joke and he has some special gifts as well seeing he was using them when there was NO MAGIC!! It says here he is a wasteland outlaw and someone that needs to be avoided as he is also a Dawn Guard Dragon Slayer, okay it’s starting to make sense now that means he is oh my god is he a hunter as well and what was that……………I’m Out Peace All!

Alvin Webster (Chronic, Stomper, Stormfront)

Membership: Hellfire Squad/Kingsman/London Dungeon/Post Office/Bounty Hunters

Race: Human

Height: 5’10

Weight: 180

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Cybered Gunner Adept: Circle Unknown and considered extremely high……..(Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!!)

Preferred Weapon: Handheld Rotary Harpoon Thrower

Runner Song:

BIO:

First let me start this off by saying this is NOT RAMPAGE!! The Deaths Hand enforcer is dead and buried, his death is confirmed and his burial has been verified by multiple agencies as well as his autopsy. Chronic might look like Rampage but that’s were the similarities end, this man is far more dangerous than Rampage could have ever been; he is a lethal liability and far older and far more skilled than the lunatic within the Deaths Hand……nope this is Chronic, this a man that serves on a vessel known as the Nevermore and has been hunting slavers, wolves of the sea, undead and off course whales for ages. This man served within the FIP from 1850 and has fought on land, air and sea he is a highly decorated veteran of the Civil War, Spanish American War, and for Christs sake the French and Indian War, and Revolutionary War not to forget being part of the Battle of Washington during the War of 1812. During the heyday of the Wellermen he was in command of the Nevermore and sailed directly alongside the Blue Claw, Chronic took to land to aid the Wellermen in there defense of the capital as it was being burned by the English Forces. Chronic’s cannonade was just as dangerous and punishing as the one from the Blue Claw and when the two ships decided to unleash a maw of hell upon a coastal region with there multiple cannons well the tremors could be felt for hundreds of miles and the sea would unleash it’s fury as well.

Have I made myself clear yet that this man is not Rampage, nope he is another bloody Wellermen and Dawn Guard agent; he is a hunter of hunters and would send countless supernatural creatures to there early grave or in the case of Vampires…..Final Death! Now how did we never know about Chronic, well he is just that damned good at remaining hidden and it wasn’t till McGowan started to unload his documents and evidence about his most hated adversaries that we would learn about Chronic and from what McGowan reports, this man is top tier and someone that was personally trained by Monty. Yes Chronic once worked on the Blue Claw before being given command of the Nevermore, and putting that dreaded ship on the flank of the Blue Claw directly alongside the Siren, and the Neverland……yup this is starting to make sense, the sea’s were owned by the Wellermen and anyone that didn’t play by their rules would be sent to a watery grave.

McGowan isn’t the only one to have issues with Chronic as he has tangled with the likes of Legion, Mary Sue, and Salazar……lets just say there encounters with Chronic didn’t end nicely and according to Victor Salazar he was sent to the locker on more than a few occasions by Chronic and is very lucky to be alive. Solomon and Devil simply state that Chronic is a serious problem for their fight for freedom as he has personally slain more dragons than anyone else from that age……his specialty within Dawn Guard was Draconic Undead and he held the title of Vanquisher or as they called him “Dragon Slayer”, Mary Sue has been gripping that the Palpatine’s, and Webster’s should have never come here and have become a serious pain for her to deal with and get rid of….Not sure what she is talking about, but she is very upset about the Palpatine’s and Webster’s specifically. Legion states that this hunter is another that he had to run from numerous times and would simply hide beside his mate Dray as it seemed Chronic wouldn’t strike Legion when in the presence of Dray……this man according to Legion has hunted him all over from kingdom to kingdom and would only stop when Dray was present; Legion would go onto to state that if he had to choose between the Wellermen of the Blue Claw and those of the Nevermore he would simply prefer impale himself on Wolfbanes sword and slap his wife. Legion is still unsure how he was located by the Wellermen and Dawn Guard while he hid in a frontier town, but no matter where he moved to……well these killers were not far behind.

Now most of my information on Chronic comes from the documents and tales told by our contacts as I am unable to locate anything other than his FIP records to verify that this man does exist and has served in the US Military for sometime. According to my research Chronic here holds the rank of Colonel within the USMC and once served within the 51st before being redeployed to the US Navy where he would become a Navy Seal and command Seal Team 4 till today, this man was at the Battle for England in 2018 and would be one on of the lucky ones to walk away…..though not on his own power and it would be the Seal teams that stormed the beaches of Inishmore to aid the local rebelling forces in the defense of their land from the elven forces. He served during the Great War, War to End All Wars, Korean Conflict and Vietnam Conflict and was put through the meat grinder numerous times as an FIP soldier and officer; his records state that like Bailey he was just so damned good that command couldn’t ignore nor kill him so he had to be promoted, but his awards and pay were somehow forgotten.

I can write a book on the stories, battles and injuries that Chronic went through during his time within the FIP, though one thing is clear he has never been wounded bad enough to require retirement as he is still the top Navy Seal Commander and has scene more action that any other military officer currently active. Though I do wonder how as I am looking at his medical records and according to the documents this man should not be walking let alone still fighting, he should be within chronic pain and barely have motor skills as he has been seriously put through the meat grinder. Even Dr. Heath’s report states that at the time Captain Webster is lucky to still have his legs and should be discharged from active duty and sent home at once……well that was in Vietnam and guess what it didn’t happen and even stealing his pants didn’t keep Captain Webster from boarding a chopper and lets just say this man is damned luck and bloody crazy from what I am reading here.

Now as a whaler and hunter of the undead well that’s simply hearsay as I have no actual evidence but from what I have been told this man rode with the Pale Rider and Invincible One, worked alongside Wesley and Baily as the Highwaymen’s forward observer and helped negotiate peace with the natives. He is fully trained in there skills, traditions and languages and helps police something called Alexandria. He wields the Harpoon like one would a sword and has a custom built rotating micro harpoon launcher as his personal weapon and according to McGowan this has been his personal weapon of choice for ages and it even was used to pin McGowan and Salazar together to the deck and mast……and yup they were sent to the drink as the vessel was obliterated by the cannonades of the Blue Claw, Nevermore and Neverland. This man is a highly skilled naturalist and chooses to wander the wilds over the cities and has become something known as a Wasteland Outlaw….again I need to look up what that is, as it seems this title has been thrown around a few times by our contacts for Baily, Wesley, and Monty.

On the Blue Claw this man personally took the cabin boy under his wing and trained him to be a very dangerous hunter of beasts and even took the young man aboard the Nevermore and promoted the young chap to Third Mate…sadly no one can remember the mates name, just that he was a real royal pain in the ass. How is he connected to the Webster family, well he is the father of Carol, Cora and Avery….is also the father-in-law of Wesley Burns and served alongside Carol, Cora, Avery, Wesley, Arthur and Bailey in something called the Shadow Corps during what’s referred to as the Homeland Resistance and commanded an order known as the Shock Troopers of Alder alongside his children, Arthur Swanson and Sherman Finesilver. Again this is something that I need to research further……as I never heard of the shock troopers of Alder.

From what I have been able to uncover about Chronic other than his military career, is that he serves multiple orders within the rebellion. He is a Grand Master within the Kingsman and part of that Shadow Guild of Royal Assassins, he is a Grand Master of the Hawaiian Chapter of the Crystal Dragons and not only fought within the uprising he served as Chief of Security for President Belmont, he works within the London Dungeon and is one of the rare 00 agents and yes he is a President’s Men and member of the Post Office; this man is as well a high ranking and highly successful member of the Guild of Bounty Hunters. Chronic is a cleaner/eraser and problem solver of high regard on the same level as Wesley Burns and Kentucky Schwartz, this man has not been staying idol and sitting on his laurels as he remains fully active and combat ready…….now we are just learning off a new order that he serves called the Colonial Marines and is part of a subset called TED whatever the hell that is, but from what I have been told the Colonial Marines are already terrifying and extremely proficient…..these TED marines have everyone of our contacts crapping their pants and are something that causes ancient vampires, and dragons to need to change there Depends.

When it comes to Chronic, this man is the real deal and one of the Pale Riders Horsemen……and I am not speaking about the “Horsemen” that are commanded by the Old Man and considered to be the best of the best in the world of intelligence; yes the Horsemen commanded by the Old Man are NO JOKE and they are the best in the world…..so simply avoid them at all costs. No according to our contacts these Horsemen are of biblical nature and just as damned powerful, you have the Pale Rider, Burnsy, Wastelander, and now Chronic and now I am not stating that these are the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse but for those that lurk within the world of the supernatural……you can damn well bet they see them as Death, Famine, Plague and War.

Now according to our contacts these hunters of beasts are the real deal and everyone from the Frog Brothers, Wellermen, Highwaymen, and Pale Riders “Horsemen” are the product of nightmares. We have been told that with the reveal of Chronic that the flood gates have opened and a breed of human from the ancient times have emerged onto the world and these men will not rest till they have sent every “Lick” as they put it to final death, send every bad wolf and technocratic, mad and vile mage straight to hell where they belong. We have reports from a Mr. Smith who reached out to us in regards to the reporting of the “Hellfire Squad” that’s simply what these creepy technocratic mages are calling the grouping of the Silencer, Inferno, Wastelander, Chronic, Captain, Jersey Devil, Eddie, Cannonade, Gargoyle and Sandman….and according to Mr. Smith just two members of the Hellfire Squad breached a top secret government facility, stole classified information and technology, they destroyed vital defense structures and killed dozens of technocrats and soldiers; these men infiltrated the base, and than overloaded the reactors causing the facility to self destruct killing hundreds of innocents in the process.

Mr. Smith states that Silencer and Inferno had some young bloods with them and seem to be grooming a new generation to take up the mantle of being the next Hellfire Squad, reports indicate that Pinball, Bilbo, and an unknown magi where crucial in there assault….with members of the Colonial Marines sent into clean up the stragglers and cleanse the location. Mr. Smith states that he has no love loss for McGowan and company but they are all targets for extermination by the Hellfire Squad and need to work together to prevent the total collapse of the human race at the hands of Dawn Guard. According to the reports from Mr. Smith not long after the Hellfire Squad assaulted the Facility, they as well stormed the Mayors Mansion within Nantucket and caused the home to explode….and not long after the explosion agents from the Old Man’s clean up division where on location making sure memories where twisted, left overs where cleaned up and disposed of and any of Mr. Smith’s agents where sent to an early grave…..Mr. Smith states that these men have infiltrated the highest levels of the UCAS and UK Government and have twisted the minds of those in charge.

Seems that even within the UCAS Government we have a division between the rebels and those still loyal to the American way and it seems that these members of what I will now refer to as Hellfire Squad simply are looking to control every aspect of our life…..this goes very deep according to Victor Salazar, he states that since the Old Man and his orders became publicly known they have used this new found fame to walk freely and openly through the world without fear of arrest and any repercussions for their actions. The Horsemen, Wellermen, Hunters, Highwaymen, Cajun Cavalry, Rogue One, Railroad, and Stormrider’s are all interconnected and deeply invested within local, state, and national politics as well deeply imbedded within the Deep State as government employees that even the President can’t fire and the Congress is powerless to terminate seeing the Majority Leader of the UCAS Senate is the leader of Rogue One.

Now back to Chronic seeing he is just another plant from the Pale Rider and the Old Man, he is in command of the UCAS Special Forces division and wears the eagles on his collar yet his actual uniform contains four stars and walks freely through the halls of the Pentagon, White House and Capital Building as he sits as a direct adviser to the President of the UCAS and can be found within the War Room on a regular basis. It’s odd how this man is allowed to wear a lower rank on his collar and……oh shit that’s cause I am looking at two different uniforms. He is a Colonel within the Colonial Marines and a General within the UCAS Marine Corps, this means the Colonial Marines have secretly infiltrated the White House and have one of their own sitting as a member of the Joint Chiefs, yes this goes very deep my readers….Chronic is truly a threat and danger to the American way and maybe the Loyalists have been correct about the intentions of the rebels, this man commands teams of men that well are “Black Ops” and according to the records from the Armed Services Committee, this man has recently added the US Elite pin and patch to his uniform as he is now taking leadership of the newest branch of the UCAS Military.

Now he isn’t General Rivers or General Ackerman but he is high enough rank to influence these men and he is the one that will decide what classified mission our boys are deployed on and seeing Chronic answers to Monty this means that our spec op teams are under the thumb of the Pale Rider and the Old Man and this should scare the hell out of everyone that is reading this. Also according to the reports I have on Chronic he is one of the rare breeds that is both a Rough Rider and Texas Elite, just like the rest of the “Horsemen”……this means that he is extremely well trained and beyond lethal on multiple accounts……Hey Texas wake the Hell UP; Monty, Chronic, Burnsy, Wastelander and lets not forget about President Belmont are NOT TEXANS by birth they are all English and New Yorkers…..they being Texas Elite break your own entry requirements, also I repeat they are all Native Born Englishmen that came over here and settled within New York.

Now back to Chronic, he is a physical adept with some unique abilities that seem to be spells that he can cast and I repeat he is not a combo mage, that is already extremely rare no he has a few lost spells that he can manipulate and it seems John Ripley got the idea of magnetic magic from Chronic, he also has a few other powers that McGowan states are very terror inducing. Why do these ancient beings always have something unique and cool about them and then they use it for evil….now I am not saying McGowan is a good guy, he is the devil himself but it seems that it will take a devil to fight a devil and understand this Chronic is bulletproof, has wrist rockets and the same spiked chain launcher that Bailey, Wesley and Arthur have. I am reporting this to warn the public about General Alvin Webster and just how lethal he and his kids are, they call him the Vanquisher and he wields powers and technology that we have only yet to uncover, he works for an order that even our contacts wont discuss out of fear and he serves alongside Monty and company hunting the undead and this man is a WHELLERMAN!! He commanded the dreaded Nevermore and served on the Blue Claw, he has cleaned up more problems than ever known and he is a true known unknown and this man is only now being unmasked and we fear that even unmasking this devil will mount to nothing happening as the powers that be are afraid to move against the Old Man and others are deeply loyal to him as a blood brother of the FIP and 401st……again Chronic and the Hellfire Squad are all FIP and survivors of the War of 2018 in some fashion.

Chronic has sent countless to an early grave and buried many within Boot Hill as he also serves the Santa Fe Ring and is one of Nero Caprio’s go to men to silence a problem, so remember that when dealing with Chronic he is a highly trained Kingsman, Royal Assassin, Gunfighter, Spy, Hunter and Soldier that has a license to kill as a “00” agent, and be warned he does carry the same type of black hilted sabre that the Old Man has on his belt……so that means he is a Presidents Men, and must be very high ranking to have the same hilt as the founder of the order; okay I have been on this page for far to long and need to avoid “Black Death” so I am logging out and switching locations, till next time readers.

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Dr. Hudson “Wise Owl” Hope PhD (Tetris)

Membership: Phoenix Five, Son’s of Odin, Outlaw’s Five, Son’s of Liberty, Crystal Dragon, President’s Men, Post Office, Kingsmen, London Dungeon, Santa Fe Ring, Jamestown Clan

Race: Human

Height: 5’4

Weight: 140

Apparent Age: 70+

Archetype: Cybered Gunslinger Adept: Circle: Unknown (Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!!)

Preferred Weapon: Hellfire 6.66 Stormrider/Jamestown Classic Six Shooter

Runner Song:

Bio: Well the third member of the Phoenix Five has surfaced and his name is Hudson Hope and they call him Tetris well thats what he is called now……back during his days in the Federal Immortality Project they called him Overwatch; and the military tactic still used today was named after its creator Dr. Hope. This elder member of the Phoenix Five hails originally from Albany New York and would make his way west after retiring from the US Marine Corps in 2017 after being gravely injured during a conflict within the Iraq War. Dr. Hope would serve within the US Cavalry, US Army Airborne Division and eventually the US Marine Corps before his retirement; he would end up being one of the lucky ones from the 51st Razorbacks that managed to avoid the Battle of the Irish Sea in 2018 along the Welsh Coast.

Taking a good hard look at Tetris here and you would assume like many within this gang of five that he is simply a man of the people and a man that stands for law and order seeing he sits as the Chief Justice on the Phoenix Superior Court. Well thats where you would be “Dead” wrong…..Dr. Hope is a trigger happy desperado that helps enforce the laws and regulations of the Southwest Trinity, he is not above filling violators full of lead and taking lawbreakers on a long drive into the desert. This family man and man of honour as he is hailed within Phoenix, Santa Fe and Las Vegas is in reality a heartless and soulless killer that will do anything to keep up appearances and root out the problems within his fair city/state.

If his Honour can’t solve the problem within his courtroom with death sentences, life sentences and extreme fines and public humiliation……well whats an outlaw to do, well strap on the iron, round up the pose and deliver street justice or simply put a “Lynching” oh that is the other name that Dr. Hope is known by…..simply Lynch. By day he sits on the bench and by night he is out doing the dirty work for the cities beloved mayor Adolf Gunner. Reports from within the Southwest Trinity is that Dr. Hope is a beloved member of the community and one that is fair and impartial…..I smell a heap load of BS and spin, seeing his sentencing record reads more like an obituary and he is simply creating an express lane to the Gallows, Firing Squad or Electric Chair; he sends nearly 90% all convicted felons to death row and the other 10% are given extreme sentences or public humiliation and hefty fines.

This is how the Southwest Trinity keeps their cities appearing peaceful, safe and clean; they simply execute or lock up those that cause issues……and Santa Fe is the worst of the offenders even though their execution rate is under 15%, how you ask? Well Mayor Caprio sends all the really violent offenders to be tried within either Phoenix or Las Vegas who’s mayors don’t frown on a higher rate of capital crimes though only Phoenix is equipped with a state of the art prison system and multiple forms of execution……..to be selected by the Chief Justice on the night before the condemns execution, still think Dr Hope is a nice man.

Now onto the other issue with this sitting judge, remember he is part of the Phoenix Five a branch of the Outlaws Five, this means that once a criminal is brought before him and faces the cities death chamber…….well they are given a chance to turns states evidence for a supposed lighter sentence, in reality it’s solitary and a quicker execution date and spared “Old Sparky”. If the defendant spills his guts within Judge Hope’s chambers he has just killed any and all co-conspirators, this is where the Phoenix Five jump into action and remove the problems thus removing any witnesses of their illegal activity. Rumours within the underworld of Phoenix report that the old gangsters edict of “Snitches Get Stitches” holds very true with both the Outlaws and Phoenix Five…..thus the reason an deal maker finds their neck in a noose or a target placed over their heart. Also this edict is also why they remove other problems, it is rumoured that the others are killed and not arrested simply to send a very brutal message “This is Our City, All Others Beware!”

The one thing about the Phoenix Five is that they hate competition and seeing they rule the city….All must play by their rules, this the Five rule the underworld and the black market within Phoenix and if anyone dares to break the law they must first pay their fair share to both the Outlaws and Phoenix Five……the bosses Jamie Surrey and Union Kennith must be given their cut or its well, you understand I hope. Now this is also why the Phoenix Court system is busy and Chief Justice Hudson Hope can keep his job and appear to be strict but fair, he is simply looking out for the people of Phoenix, when in reality he is removing those stupid enough to try to stiff the true criminals of the city. Oh don’t forget if a crime committed by a non member of either gang gets bad publicity, angers the people, or simply goes bad quickly…….well they will round up the law breakers, choose one to face the public through trial and the rest get gunned down like the dogs they are.

I have reports of Judge Hope meeting with defendants and taking them for a long drive into the desert where they are never seen again……others reports of the “Pose” being gathered to burn a family out of their home that they refused to vacate after being evicted. Yes my readers this gang will surround a home and than set it ablaze with the people still inside if they refuse to cooperate with their legally sanctioned authority. Now I have as well heard that if a rival gang or criminal holds up within a building and they are on the radar of the Five well two things happen those innocent pack up quick and vacate before the bullets start flying, and normally someone drops a anonymous tip to the Phoenix Sheriffs Office……and low and behold within minutes the Phoenix Five and their posse are surrounding the building and good old Overwatch is laying cover for his posse as they either turn the adobe walls into Swiss Cheese via heavy machine-gun fire or setting the place ablaze……either way the intended outcome is the same “death to the guilty ones”

Now I understand many will simply say that I am reporting false news and spreading a negative narrative about Dr. Hope, he can’t be as bad as I say. You are reporting on rumours and not facts, well sadly within the hallowed walls of Phoenix thats all I get, the Southwest Trinity is very cautious about what negative news gets out and those within the city are strapped with a very severe gag order……If your a local, well they simply love Phoenix as they have a Universal Basic Income, Health Care For All, Food Allocation Programs and Free College not to mention low rent and free solar energy for all……of course why would they say negative things about the city, they risk expulsion and having their words covered up by the great Mr. Phoenix. Those that find themselves targeted by the Phoenix Five well life is not all that long and cheery as it will simply end in death and public shame for all those involved. Publicly shamed and painted a criminal through the media, dragged through the city in chains and given a VERY public trial to further discredit them.

Tourists seem to never see the dark side of the Southwest Trinity and unless they are within the city for nefarious purposes, they ride out their visa’s and may never see the evils of the Phoenix Five. Though they will surly now about the ongoing criminal trial and the good that the Justice Department is doing in keeping the peace. Those that go to Phoenix for nefarious reasons well they may enter the city, pay the toll to the cities corrupt and than…..find themselves on the wrong end of revolver, or digging their own grave, basically “You may enter, but you will never leave”

Now I can report that Dr. Hope does have a good side like many within politics do. This man does stand for civil rights for the people, he fights for income equality, and for racial equality unless your an elf…than your already dead. He fights for freedom of religion unless it’s the Neon Church, he actively fights to keep them out of Phoenix and has upheld legislation that bans and outlaws the Digital Church from within Phoenix and sits on a council that works to actively rout them out of the Southwest Trinity and has made being a member of this religious origination a capital crime. Though if you belong to a real Church, Temple, Synagogue, Mosque you are fine, follow the Neon Church and well you are the lowest form of life and worthy of being electrocuted to death…..for a practising Jew to persecute and prosecute people over religion is a bit hypocritical I must say.

This man is a true hypocrisy on one side he is fighting for equal rights and to promote a Democratic Socialist Government yet on the other hand he is directly working to undermine the freedom of those within Phoenix through his criminal actions within the Phoenix Five, he claims to be for law and order yet he is works to undermine that same law and order on a daily basis and he ships criminals off to be executed and yet his hands aren’t free of blood either. So as much as I try to find redeeming qualities of this runner I can’t seem to find any that don’t conflict and for ever good deed there are a hundred bad deeds within his resume.

I guess this line of thinking comes from his nearly immortal status and being well over two hundred years old and part of an elite class of Americans. He didn’t start off this way though and from what we are allowed to know about Dr. Hope and what we can uncover from his publicly released military records……thank you Senator Maximilian Yates for that, is that he was born on July 4th 1776 within Albany New York and would now officially usurp Wilhuff and Dover Palpatine as the eldest of the Federal Immortality Project of 1850. Dr. Hope would volunteer for the injection at the ripe old age of 74 and yes some did live that old or older back than…..rare but it happened, he would already have a storied career within the US Military by the time of his injection and he would serve on the New York Volunteer Cavalry Unit when he put the uniform on at the age of 13 and well he would serve within the same unit till it would become the 1st New York Cavalry Unit through the Civil War till it mustered out in 1865.

He would never become as famous as the Pale Rider nor the Invincible One, though he would still make a name for himself during the War of 1812 and Civil War. Dr. Hope would graduate from West Point Academy in 1810 and quickly rise through the ranks as one of the most successful officers during the westward expansion; though for this New Yorker it wouldn’t be his brutality that would make him famous, but his compassion and willingness to overlook direct orders and well ignore the “Red Man Threat”. He like the Pale Rider, Pickles, and Captain where more than willing to work with the Native Americans and thus allow for peace between the settlers and the tribes……for a simple man from New York this seemed to be very liberal and a very risky move seeing the rest of the US Military was very “Shoot First”

His records indicate that he even warned General Custer to withdraw from the peaceful gathering at the Battle Of Little Big Horn …..or Custer’s Last Stand. Then General Hope stated that in his opinion if Custer lead the charge towards the Natives at that day and disrupted their sacred dance……”The Great Ghost Dance” it would end up costing the American’s greatly in the end…….he pleaded with Custer to put his racism aside and attempt to negotiate and work with the Natives, well when the two generals parted ways it would be the last time anyone ever saw General Custer and his men again and all General Hope could do was face palm and shack his head in disbelief…..you would think that Custer would accept the wisdom from a man that was about to celebrate his 100th birthday and had served in the military since 1789, well history shows that those words were not headed and come August 2018 America would feel the wrath of the Natives when they did complete the Ghost Dance a second time…….maybe peace June 25th 1876 would have altered the eventual outcome.

It seems that these old FIP where very connected to the Native people and aspired for peace over violence, equality over bigotry and abhorred racism of any kind…..well that’s till the Elves emerged on the scene. Dr. Hope is fluent in multiple tribal languages and would become one of the US Military’s top translators and academics of Native History and Traditions; even being called The One who flies with Owl, or simply blessed by Owl and would tattoo the raven onto his back as well his tribal name “Wise Owl” within the language of the Cherokee. It is said that during the Trail of Tears, General Hope would attack the military march in attempts to frighten the Americans and allow for the natives to free themselves…….well we all know that it didn’t work and it seemed Tetris here would begin his life of crime far earlier than we originally thought, I wonder how many US Solders he murdered during his raids?

Well whatever the total was it was enough to keep him in the good graces of the Cherokee as he aided in the escape and rescue of many members of the tribe and lead them to a safe location……I ask again seeing we know this, why haven’t they arrested and hanged General Hope yet for murder and treason? When he wasn’t fighting on behalf of the US Military he was leading outlaw gangs through the Old West to terrorise the European and free the Native from the oppression, he would be welcomed by the tribe and eventually marry one of the chiefs daughters and fully begin his double life……He would also help escaped slaves cross the plains and make their way to California, this man reports he gunned down over seventy Slave Hunters to an early grave and would raid Slave Patrols camps with his Cherokee brothers and well give them a fate worse than death……..it would involve honey, milk and being buried up to their neck in the ground; Use your imagination and I will leave it at that. They would also torch the camps, scalp the men, string them up, gun them down or drag them feet first by the back of their horses……yup General Hope was a good man, nope he was a murderer and forgotten by history and ignored by the same people he butchered.

I guess if you are a legendary General and your sharp mind and quick wit can be all thats needed to change the outcome of a battle, than you are overlooked…..or it’s simply that he sided with a class of people that would be ignored and forgotten allowing him to be the harbinger of death and swoop in silently and bring forth the end like his totem spirit states. Forgive me if I am not sympathetic to his pleas and complaints about mistreatment during the 1900’s and early 2000’s seeing he carved for himself a bloody legacy during the 1800’s and hell even during the late 1700’s. So honestly everything he was put through is simply karma coming back to bite him in the ass!!

Like many within the FIP he would be stripped of his commission come 1900 and thrust back into obscurity, well for the man that would create the Overwatch tactic of laying cover for another squad advancing….this would allow the Wise Owl to slip into the shadows ad continue his war against the US Government and become someone that deserves everything that would happen to him, hell all the FIP deserved what happened to them…..they signed up, they fought for their country, and they should have died for their country; now they whine about mistreatment, abuse, and neglect…….they are simply privileged old white men that have outlived their usefulness and now try to cling onto whatever they can; get over yourselves, your time is past and now it’s the age of the young and we don’t give a damn about your endless wars, your politics and your bloody ways. We want you FIP to stand trial for the crimes you committed, we want you FIP to lay down your weapons and end this Revolution and we want the FIP to retire and allow for non dementia ridden minds to step up and take the reigns of leadership.

Sorry about that rant, it’s people like Tetris here that drive me crazy, they have been given a chance that many would dream for and yet they toss it back in everyone’s face and become rebels, criminals and mercenaries. They undermine every agency they work within and simply put this bastard is just the third to be exposed of the Phoenix Five but that doesn’t mean he is not connected within the rebel underground and working alongside the likes of the Horsemen, Presidents Men, Storm Riders and Jamestowns……yes this piece of trash is a Storm Rider and fought to bring down Denver, he fought alongside the Texas Rebels in 2019 with the Cherokee Outcasts and he works within the Jamestown Family as one of their Handlers; to think what he must have had to do to become one of their top agents.

Well……………………………………………………………………….BLACK DEATH activated>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

 

 

 

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